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Friday #25-Saint Vinnie and Marshmallow Man · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Daniel Mallley along with
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma inside this year Treehouse on a Friday, February sixteenth,
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twenty twenty four. Let's get stupid. So we're coming off of our
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big, super stupid week inside the Treehouse. And there was one thing I
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did not get a chance to bring up during Monday's live show that I think
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it is terribly unimportant for me to bring up in general, but I feel
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the need to get it off my chest. And if I wait till after
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today, the moment's going to be basically lost. So it's kind of timely.
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So I need to tell you guys an id I had, and there
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is in no way that I know of that it could actually happen. But
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sometimes I fantasize, and sometimes dreams can come true. And one dream I
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have, I think is a dream that many of us have, and that
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is making the Monday after the Super Bowl a national slash federal holiday. I
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think it needs to happen. I think it's long overdue. We celebrate lots
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of other inane, dumb things and make holidays out of them. I think
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the day after the super Bowl should be a national slash federal holiday. We
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all get the day off work, that is, if you have a job,
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and being if the game was on Saturday, we wouldn't have to worry
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about taking Monday off because we just, you know, enjoy our Sunday of
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cleaning and being hungover and what not. That Monday, we get to working
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each other talk about the game and stuff. But since they still insist on
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playing it on Sunday, and it's kind of later in the day, you're
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tired, your belly's full of caso and things, and on Monday you might
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wake up not feeling so good, not feeling so fresh. So I think
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a lot of us make the Monday after the super Bowl and national holiday.
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What say you? No? What? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard?
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What it just? Where's my hang on? Where's my bleep button?
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Do I have a bleep? Kry? You got a bleep button over there?
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Uh? Hang on, We'll wait, you got one? All right,
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I'll hang on? Hang on, Drey, are you ready with the
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beat? Yep? All right? Raj, do me a favor. Say
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again what you just said? And Trey, you beep on my finger.
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Okay, Uh said the dumbest thing I've ever heard resonate the entire thing,
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dear r. Okay, hang on, I'll start RAJ. What is the
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stupidest thing you've ever heard? Uh? Trying to make them one day after
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the Super Bowl national holiday is the dumbest thing I've ever heard you again,
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So I'm behind. So you're you're saying your irresponsibility uh needs to be a
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national holiday seven ways from Sunday. Huh? And yes, I want my
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irresponsibility celebrated. Oh that's so sad. That's not sad, that is uh
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damn genius. I okay, explain, explain your side. I don't feel
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like I should have to explain myself. I think the fact that we're doing
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this entire stupid fucking bit twenty two hundred miles between me and Dre is god
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brilliant, just because we're obviously you know of the people, and you're not.
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Yeah, tell you want to keep the man down. That's what I've
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been I've been trying to do my whole life the man. No, there
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really is. Back when, back when I had a job, I always
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wanted that Monday after the Super Bowl off because I indulged. I enjoyed myself.
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The only good thing about going to work the day after the Super Bowl
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is who can hear what? I can hear you. I can hear you.
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I can hear you. All the cameras are frozen, as as the
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recording time. Okay, well the recording timer is going on our end and
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your face all right, well, I believe Trey's Internet has betrayed him.
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See that's what I get from even So y'all can y'all hear me? Yes,
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we can hear you, but your face is locked up. Yeah,
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camera obviously locked up. Why would you Why would you make a joke about
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keeping the man down with a brown guy and the internet? You know,
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you know we run this. This this is our hood, homie, this
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is what we rule. And that's exactly what happened. Trey said that,
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and then Raj, you obviously made him pay for it. I MEETI I
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made I made one text. I sent one text and said shut him down.
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Did you even have to send a text? I figure that was just
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automatic? No, no, no, it's we're not that great. Ill.
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I sent one text to one person and said shut him down and make
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his face freeze like that at least he's smiling. That's the only good side
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of this. Looks happy, Trey, are you? You are unfrozen?
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Now? You look good. I think we're I think we're back on track
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now. So let me get back to my main point, Raj, you'r
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nuts not wanting a national slash federal holiday for the day after the super Bowl.
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But second of all, like any great made up holiday, you need
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a mythical creature to go along with Super Bowl Monday holiday. Okay. Now,
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I have not thought enough about it to come up with a name,
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but I do know what the creature should do, and it's simple. Okay,
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because look at it this way. Christmas has, Santa Valentine's Day,
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which just passed, has Cupid. Saint Patrick's Day has the Leprechaun. Right,
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I like how you're missing all the saints. Saint Valentine has nothing to
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do with it, Saint Patrick. Okay, Well, I'm staying with the
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Hallmark tradition of adding unnecessary things to these things to make them more marketable,
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and so for Super Bowl Monday, I propose a mythical creature that will come
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into your home while you sleep and clean up after your Super Bowl party.
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I'm not even asking for gifts. I'm not asking for money the way the
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tooth fairy would leave you when you lose a tooth. I'm just saying,
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when I go to bed Sunday night and I've had people over for the super
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Bowl, i can leave all the dishes, all the trash, everything out,
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and if my team lost and I turned over my own television, the
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super Bowl Fairy will come in overnight while I sleep, clean everything, fix
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the television, clean the caso out of the crockpot, which is all is
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a bitch, and I can wake up Monday morning not having to go to
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work, and I've got a clean house. What's so wrong with everything I
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just said. I think it's just called housekeeping. Yeah, let's say,
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if you plan ahead Dan with that, If you just plan ahead and leave
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a credit card pretty much, you know you can have that done. This
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is not mythological, no legislation needed. Yeah, but I like how I
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want it to be official and I don't want to have to pay for it.
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Okay, I get your side of the story. Now is to be
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free, Well, that's part of it. I mean, look, there's
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there's already some I think while I don't have like a name for the mythical
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creature or it's exact. You know, I don't know identity or anything like
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that. We could that something can be figured out later, We can workshop
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that. But I do I do have a few aims in mind of what
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the mythical creature's name could be. You can pull it from you know,
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football lore, especially the names from football Lord that already sound made up anyway,
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Like maybe Rockney comes into your house overnight and cleans up after your super
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Bowl and cleans up after your super Bowl party. And if not Rockney,
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which sounds like a made up name, how about Dick Butkus when you're sleeping
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at night, but comes into your house and he cleans up your entire house.
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I don't want to dick or a butt kiss when I'm asleep. I'm
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I will take a clowney. Look the toothberry leaves money. Maybe you get
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some Dick Butkuss when you That just sounds so wrong. You know, he
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could have changed his name. Yeah, and he didn't. You did you
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see that man play ball? Yeah, he could have just been Richard did
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just he wanted to be triggered. That's exactly what it was. It was
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motivation. But Dan, there can be another another creature in your in your
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holiday, this lore. We'll we'll call him Saint Vinnie, and he'll he'll
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come into your house after the game. If you won your bet, he'll
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leave cash and then you can have you can have the maid come if you
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lost your bet. Legs. I don't want to wake up the Monday after
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the Super Bowl looking for my kneecaps, But he'll look for a butt cast
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then make a better bet him play. You know what I'm like, How
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you guys have already ruined my made up holiday. Never bet the under Jese.
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At least you know quaint toss. You got a fifty to fifty shot
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at it, Dan, Sat Vinnie is the greatest Catholic Saint I ever heard
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in my life. I would fall, I would believe in that, I
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would believe in in religion, Saint Vinnie was real. I think. I
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think what he's getting at Raj is that Saint Vinnie is real. Oh,
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Trey, Betty under Trey knows. Trey knows about Saint Vinnie because he's been
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visited in the middle of the night. See I bet now he's wanting to
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be walking up by a dick, but kiss a dick to Vinny ruined my
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an interview. I think I actually asked two questions and the rest of it
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was just a fun conversation. So make sure you go listen to that episode
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with Brad Williams, the standup comedian, because something very special happened in that
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and it was so special that that Raj actually cried a little bit. And
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it doesn't because I'm doing it. It wasn't because he got his face on
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a wall. And it wasn't because that he got to eat waffle house with
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a little person and a giant black man. It was it was professionally speaking,
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God all weepy, congratulations on the special. Man, We're very happy
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for Thank you, Thank you so much. It's just gonna you know when
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when when when happens and uh like they've approved the materials, so we're just
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gonna do the thirty minute special. Thirty minute special is gonna uh lead to
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bigger and better things for all of us. Was was that you knocking on
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the table or is that some sort of weird room service at the Hampton end?
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Uh? This late? Uh that it's room serviced, you know I
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talking about? But uh no, but it will lead to bigger and better
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things. So when you say special these days, I don't know what kind
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of special that is, because it used to be Comedy Central special or like
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that comedy that used to be on like like Network TV, on NBC and
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things like that. Is now there's Netflix specials that they throw millions of dollars
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at Dave Chappelle to do. There's YouTube special. So where where will we
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eventually be able to see special? We will see this on Comedy Dynamics and
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then it streams out to Hulu, to Amazon, to Netflix. And so
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the thirty minute special is to lead up to the hour, right, that's
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the goal. And so the kind of it's not a guarantee, but if
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you do the thirty minutes, you might you might get the the hour special.
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But I would like maybe we can do a live before we take the
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special in Salt Lake. We can't do a live show or all of us.
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I can get you out of Oklahoma, Trey, get you all you
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guys to come up and hang out right before. So you're saying, what
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you're proposing is an honest to goodness treehouse road show where we at That would
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be great road Oh man, yes, sounds Salt Lake. Oh my god,
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the treehouse in Salt Lake City. What are we talking about? March
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twenties. Okay, let's just do it March twenty second. Hopefully just a
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misdemeanor. Depends on where you put it, buddy. Yeah, I feel
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like I feel like the laws and the holes are much looser if we were
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to go to Jacksonville, Florida, as opposed to Salt Lake City, March
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twenty second, Salt Lake City, the Treehouse and the rows Arm Special.
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It's called Conditional Love. That's the name of the special. It's going to
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be conditional special if we if we show up first, maybe what you should
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do is do the special first, then we do our things. I don't
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want to do anything to ruin your special, oh you that maybe we would
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do the next day. So it's called conditional Love. And that's the new
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thirty minutes. And I have been waiting so long to tell you guys,
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and now now it's happened, so well, we're very happy for you.
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And you know, anytime that there is success in the Treehouse, I almost
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said it's always celebrated, but didn't. It didn't used to be that way.
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There were some that that would happen to people in the show that it
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wasn't always you know, welcomed with open arms. It was usually kind of
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pooped upon. But things are different in here these days, and we're very
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genuinely happy for you. I think it's important though, that while you are
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you know, sort of enjoying your time in the comedy special Spotlight There are
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more important things happening in the world than you were. Successes, Yes,
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and that's birthdays. As a side note, I just real fast, we're
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either of you all trying to figure out when we're you know, the Brad
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Williams in it, because it just started. I was just I was sitting
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there for like the first ten minutes, going where do we stop and go?
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Tell them we haven't even you know, technically we need to start the
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segment. I think we did it the right way. You just you don't.
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You just He's one of the best. So definitely make sure you check
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out that Bride Williams interview. So don't miss that here in the Treehouse,
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Raja's special that will be streaming eventually, and when it does, I think
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it'll be like a test balloon. If if the thirty minutes does well,
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then they get you the hour. So don't worry. If there's one thing
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we know how to do, if there's two things we know how to do
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really really well inside the Treehouse, one is the show and two and two
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is horn. Oh horrn. We we know how to hoar this bitch out.
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I see in radio we called it plugola. Now that we're on the
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digital side of things, it's just good old fashioned horrn. We just hoard
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the place out. Yeah, so that's awesome, But yeah, I want
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to hear these birthdays. Who do you have? It's always obscure people I've
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never heard of. It's not always obscure people, it's usually I usually try
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to focus on the famous people. So we will start with the weekend.
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The singer performer the weekend with only two e's not three. He is thirty
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four today the weekend is thirty four. Oh, I probably should probably mention
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that in case you missed it, that today is Friday, February sixteenth,
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twenty twenty four. The weekend is thirty four. She plays the Scarlet Witch
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in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Elizabeth Olsen is thirty five. That's the sister
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of the Olsen twins. She is, and it's freakish to say it,
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even though she's a huge star currently in film and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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She is financially speaking, the less successful of the sister. And then there's
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the rogue brother. There's a brother, no is This is like, this
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is like Dave Swayzey, what, Yeah's brother? Who's it was? It
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was Don Swayzey. Nobody even knows Don Slazy. So we have an Olsen
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that's Emasculated Olson. That's his name. It is actually Connor's certificate, Emasculated
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Olsen. Wow. Okay, I don't know. There was a go ahead
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almost so also part of the Marvel Cinematic universe, although a new edition or
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new word edition. Mahershela Ali is fifty today. He got his uh if
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I remember correctly, his start in the not the m c U because it
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wasn't a movie, but he was in Luke Cage the series, uh,
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the Marvel series, and he got killed in that, and so they said,
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you know, he was really good, let's bring him back his blade.
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So he'll be entering the m c U as blade coming out his name
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again, marhrshela Ali. Okay, what that's no, that's the very white
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way of saying it. No, it's not. You should have heard it
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when. No. The first time I ever saw his name, I was
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like marred mar marshmallow marshmellow Ali. That's Marshmellowli. That's that's the whitest version
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that you've belt version that also sounds like a fun like gangster name or a
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good character in a blaxploitation film. It's a black guy. The character's name
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is marsh Mellow. You don't want to fuck with Marshmallow. I'll leave to
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totally changed Ghostbusters, Ray Ray? What did you think of Ray? The
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didn't you blow blow up some British people? And we'll be like yeah,
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birthdays, went way off the rails, So let's just leave it there,
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and let's jump into some news real quick. Dreams do come true, gentlemen,
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and I've got a great example of that. Two kids from Colorado have
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just been awarded the first ever athletic scholarship ships to play Division one cornhole.
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I don't know who fielded the first ever cornhole team at the university at the
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college level trade, but I do know that, Uh, these two scholarships
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were given out by where did it go? That's what That's what the school
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said about their money. I know Aggie wants to win a championship, so
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maybe this is their best bet. Wow, No, this is uh.
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This is Winthrop University in South Carolina. Winthrop University in South Carolina. On
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National signing Day last week, they had two kids from Colorado, Jackson Remick
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and Gavin Haman, who are thunder Ridge High School seniors just outside of Denver.
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They are apparently cornhole prodigies, and so they are the first ever to
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get scholarships to play not only cornhole, but Division one cornhole, which then
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tells you that there's got to be at least a Division two, maybe a
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three, and maybe the JUCO Level two. I don't know. So it's
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one thing to be a professional cornhole player. But now now you can get
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a quote unquote athletic scholarship for it. And they say it's not a full
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ride, but but the coach said that eventually they think that will be an
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option. A full ride scholarship for cornhole could happen eventually. So again,
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meams clearly can come true, not for not for us, at least not
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me and Trey rag is getting his comedy special. But I'm not gonna.
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But why can't Well, there's no there's no jurisdiction right there, so there's
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no red shirting, there's no we can all the three of us can go
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back to school. You know what I don't. I don't know. I
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don't know if the I don't know how much oversized football has has an age
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limit, but I don't know about other sports football have an age limit.
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I've seen. I've seen instances before. We're like middle aged dudes went back
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and like said, I got one year of eligibility. I mean that was
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the whole plot of necessary roughness. I think that's a movie I have seen.
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I think we all would be eligible, right, Like I said,
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I like football. I know, I think scholarship it's like a you can't
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be older than twenty seven, and then I don't think he can be older
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than thirty five just for a cornhole. No, I'm talking about for d
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work football. Okay. Like I said, I don't know if that's an
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n C double A rules apply across the board, or if that's just you
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know, a sport where you can get killed cornhole. I think you started
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thirty five or drinking. I don't know how it works. We can't.
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We can't. We can't pay for your school, but we'll cover your bar
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tab Texas State. That would be like me going to the Golden Corral buffet.
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I'm gonna come out ahead. You all want to see. You want
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to see a bowl game? Texas State verus Steven F. Austin in the
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cornhole team. You could have that at Jerry World and they're still gonna out
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here drink the place out of beer. And I'm in a school from Arizona
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waiting in the wings that I'm still your team captain. I think we should
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all three of us go back to school and now play the corn hole.
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Yeah, I'm not sure how the n C double A eligibility stuff works.
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I mean, I only went to college for a year and a half,
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but I paid for two years. The trey graduated from Texas and and you
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had like a walk on or a scholarship Texas. I got invited to walk
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on, but I watched one practice went, So that tells me you've got
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you've got eligibility. And Texas State doesn't keep records of anything other than so
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you should have plenty of eligibility. So I say we make necessary roughness two
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necessary corn hole? Do you understand the bags of money that Hollywood is about
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to throw at you? With necessary roughness? The corn hole version I find
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out, Look, at a certain point you have to reach in your life
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knowing your strengths and your weaknesses, and and and then sometimes that that means
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you to be honest with yourself. But you also it's a it's it's it's
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a moment of opportunity where you then can cash in on something that you thought
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was not worthwhile. Like at some point years ago, people thought cornhole was
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just a backyard game. Now people are making a living at it, they're
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giving scholarships for it. Right now, I'm just trying to ask myself,
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other than doing this show, what other talent do I allegedly have that.
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I could go professional in if you were sponsored by bush beans just throwing cornhole
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bags. Man, I would chow up to every game as your brother in
35:51
a dude right there? Well, I mean I don't I mean dan hole
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in it low Malley, hole Malley. I can see there's already an opportunity
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to make whole malley cornhole boards. Dando hoole Malley. How are we not
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on this? Oh, that's good. You get you get to it looks
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like yeah, and that's one of Like you get more than two boards,
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you get one for each hole. You can come up with a dark game
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too, or maybe be like charts. He'll corn your whole malley. Oh
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I think I think we could sell a few of those. Yes, that's
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a sad part, is yes. So there in lies the the important news
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of the day. I mean, like like like Trey like he just did
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it right then, like like Trey vaping. Is vaping somehow going to be
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a professional sport someday, because at some point years ago, people would laugh
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at cornhole players, I'm gonna turn pro in this some day, and they
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laughed at that person Trey vapes. Does that mean he's gonna have it's called
37:22
cloud chasing. Like, you don't do that, dude, because I will.
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I will. I don't know if I can talk to you after this
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if you cloud chase, I don't even know what that is. Okay,
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so that's an an actual thing now they want to tell them. I don't.
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I don't know what you're talking about. Cloud chasing. So there's I've
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heard him cloud chasing like for like for Instagram followers and clean chasing, clee
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chasing about seen that in uptown? Uh, cloud cloud chasing. So it's
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I can't make I can't even say it. With this. It's professional vaping
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with the biggest amount of what do you is it steam? I don't know
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what what is it? Yeah, it's vapor. It's vapor. So the
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most amount of vapor. Oh all right. So like so there's ones where
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like it looks like, you know, there's a fire. Yeah, there's
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so much. Okay, I got you, Like somebody's banging a dragon.
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Yeah, you're saying this is there's there's professional Yes, this is Uh,
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it's like it's I think it's on ESPN. I think it's right behind a
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professional slapping people. I think right after that. Another another example, Uh,
38:45
of a of a sport that people thought would never actually be a sport,
38:49
let alone on TV and money involved. I just saw a great clip
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of one chick slapping another chick so hard that it knocked the girl out.
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Well, that's the whole goal. And then uh, of following that is
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the cloud chasing, so like the you know, clouds in the sky chasing.
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So I see it here as I had to look it up as I
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thought you were making it up. Cloud chasing the art of making huge clouds
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of vapor. Mm hmm, okay, Trey, there you go. Oh,
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there's some good examples on here, some nice some nice photos of people
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doing lots of smoky things with the vape things. Look, this is the
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kind of stuff I did when I actually when I smoked actual cigarettes way back
39:27
in the day. Where you try to like do trick things like what was
39:30
like the French thing where you do like in between the nose and the mouth
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exhaling hell at the same time. Yeah, there's the dragon where you just
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do it really heavy out of your nose. Go, yeah, are there
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others? Are there other tricks that Trey is gonna have to learn? Like
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is it one of those where we can take competitive vaping for Trey, where
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he blows his vape cloud into your into your whole malley, and then it
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comes out of your mouth and corn pops out smoke bawling. I'm just glad
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there's finally a sport that white people can win. I can't wait to see
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that trophy. No one's gonna hoist it. It hoists you. Oh my
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god. All right, I hardly even know what to say after a show
40:30
like this, especially on the heels of BD. Listen to everything in the
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Treehouse. It really will make your day better. Thank you for hanging out
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