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Ep. 116: Hug me Brotha! · The Hack Box

• Don: yeah, I do have a proposition too. I forgot to tell we kind of talked about it last week. But I don't Moss, you weren't there. I think since none of us watch hockey, bruh, I think we should all agree on one team to pick, to root for. MAS: Hmm. Don: Cause like realistically, I mean, honestly that's just for you, bruh. Do you have any other friends that are like Colts or Cavalier fans? that you know? Like you were friends before Brev: Fuck. I have one. Yeah, Colts. Colts for sure. Don: you were friends before you knew that they were Colts fans. You know what I Brev: Yeah, for sure. Don: I got a few Celtics. Brev: I mean, it came JRD: I don't know. I don't I don't like how you Brev: up pretty early in the friendship. JRD: say like for sure like there's a whole bunch of Colts fans all across the continent United States. Don: Yeah, just like four probably. Brev: Nah, same for sure, because I know for sure I do have a cold spanner. JRD: Okay, yeah, not for sure. That was a great question, J D. I'm surprised honestly that you Don: Well, you gotta think about it. I know hella Charger fans and they're notoriously having like the the le the least fans, you know what I mean? I know hella charger fans. JRD: I mean I mean no Brev: Yeah. JRD: but and that's my point, like for you to say for I know. Brev: No shit, I probably know most Charger fans. JRD: For us to live in California regardless if we're like central, north or or southern, Don: Yeah. JRD: for you to say like I know like it's shocking that you know a whole bunch of Chargers fans. That still goes along with the point that Chargers don't have a lot of fans, like, you know? Brev: Yeah. Don: But to the point, we all need to pick a team for hockey so we can root for one team. All homies rooting for one team. JRD: yeah. Brev: What JRD: again we did Brev: we were saying, we were saying Las Vegas, MAS: I was thinking... JRD: we knocked down three teams, you know. I won Vegas as well. Brev wants Don: Yeah. I want Vegas. I think Vegas is the purse JRD: Anaheim, their jerseys MAS: I'll definitely answer you. JRD: are fire. Don: Would you say must? MAS: Take the sharks. JRD: We said that. We said that too late. Too late. 'Cause we were all we could have the games together. It's I went to a f I I went to a game. I went to a few games. I went to three. Brev: No, we were saying it's too late for us to be Sharks fans. We already had our time. We lived in SJ. We didn't go to a fucking game. We're going to regret it if we are Sharks fans. Don: Too late to be Shars fan, bro. You missed that fan. We didn't go to a single game. I didn't I didn't go to the single game. None of I'm saying w all of us together, we didn't go to a single game. So why why are we starting now? Yeah. So JRD: Never. Brev: No, yeah. And we will regret it if we become shark fans. We didn't JRD: Yeah. Brev: go to a fucking game when we were all up there. MAS: I have to, JRD: And we MAS: I gotta look at the teams. JRD: we we more we more want a reason to like meet up for like a playoff game in a fun environment. You know what I'm saying? Don: Yeah. Even like a Brev: Yeah, with Las Don: big game, bro. Brev: Vegas is probably the best answer for me to go to a playoff game. Don: And just if we dive into the sport and just be novice fans, bro. Like like a an avid follower. Brev: Yeah, bro, I'm gonna claim to know MAS: the movie Brev: everything MAS: is a. Don: And Vegas is good already, so like we don't have to grind with a team. We can be in there and watch Brev: Yeah, but Anaheim's on the come up though. Don: Bro, fuck Anaheim, bro. It's a it's a it's a Disney JRD: Yeah. Don: Channel team, bro. MAS: Who's the Native American? Brev: Bro, their jerseys are fire! JRD: Hey hey, hold on. First of all, don't disrespect the Mighty Ducks movie as some as some half Disney touch sound show Okay. Okay. Top tier Don: I don't I won't. I won't at all. That's not disrespect. But this is real life. JRD: movie. Top tier movie. MAS: I want the Chicago Blackhawks. Don: You want Chicago Blackhawks. Brev: We gonna meet up in Chicago then? MAS: Wait, so that's where... JRD: I'm score. Don: Good. Brev: I'm saying something, it JRD: I score it. Brev: has to be like somewhat easily accessible for all of us, which is, yeah, it's the best being in the middle. Don: And I think Vegas is the best. Vegas is so accessible. JRD: Shite now. Don: We can even drive there if we really want to. And it's Vegas. Like probably the most JRD: We could catch a bus, a train, or fly. And it's Vegas. Don: you're probably gonna visit Vegas more than any other city that we could think of in the for the rest of your life. You know what I mean? You're gonna go to Vegas a few more times in your life. JRD: yeah, that's true. I went a few times this year alone. Don: I've only been twice though, I ain't gonna lie. JRD: Well do you know anyone that do you know anyone that's gonna marry though, JD? Don: Do I know when we get married? No time. yeah, I do for Brev: Yay, he does. JRD: Yeah, 'cause you say 'cause you say you only want the Vegas out. Don: sure, huh? You said what? JRD: Who's getting married? Don: Homie Eric. Shout out Homie Eric. MAS: Arizona Coyotes? That's a tune? Don: Yo, the coyotes, bro, I was trying to be a fan of like maybe two or three years ago because the MAS: I never heard of that. Don: the fashion designer was Regalori, whatever his name is, bro. I always scared how to say name. But he's so tough. But he designs their uniform. MAS: Ahem. Brev: They look like they have like the same colors as the Diamondbacks. I'm pretty sure. JRD: Yeah. Don: Dude, but they're they're way saucier, bro. I promise you they got some fire. Brev: Yeah, and diamondbacks JRD: They are Brev: are pretty cool still like they're uniform wise JRD: nearing. We we have to go to a si it has to be in a city that we wanna go to that we can do other Brev: Yeah. JRD: things besides watch a hockey game. Brev: But they gotta have cool gear too, bro. Straight up. Don: And the nice gear is not that bad. JRD: Boston, Brev: It's not that bad for sure. JRD: Boston. Don: I do like the Boston Bruins but like Boston's not accessible, bro, as as Vegas is. Brev: Yeah. JRD: It's not Don: Yeah. Brev: I think you're right. think Vegas is the number one option right now. Don: It's the I feel like it's the only logical option. And I think that Dylan MAS: Why don't we just all become Vegas fans? Don: That's that's where that's where No no no no Brev: That's what saying. JRD: You're the last one. We're the vote out. MAS: I thought we all trying to pick a team. Brev: no, we all need to pick one team. JRD: You only pick one team. You're the whole if you say Vegas is over. Right now, if you say let's go with Vegas, it's over. It's done. Don: Yeah, 'cause that's all I brought up last week, but you weren't here. Yeah. MAS: Yeah. There he is. Yeah. Yeah. Brev: Yeah. JRD: So we're Vegas films? Brev: All right, I think that's it, bro. Yeah. Don: But I think and I also think Dylan would jump aboard what the majority is going with. MAS: And didn't they win like their first season ever? JRD: Yeah. MAS: They won the Stanley Don: They're like MAS: club, right? JRD: Yeah. And they they went like twice I believe. One one lost one. Yeah. Don: they've been twice. They won last year, no? Brev: No, they didn't go last year. JRD: Maybe that's one of those. MAS: What other expansion teams pop off like that? Brev: I think we looked at it last year. I looked at the standings last year. Don: the the Vegas the Vegas Aces. Low key for women's basketball. Well, I they're not an expansion team, they just relocated there. But they're they're pretty tough. They're gonna win the what championship this year too. Brev: Yeah, aren't they like back to back right now? Don: Yeah, bru no, they didn't win did they yeah, they won last year, I'm tripping. But Asia about to get three V Ps in a row, watch bruh. Brev: yeah. Don: But yeah, I think Dylan will jump on with Vegas also. Brev: I'm with it, honestly. I'm with the Vegas. Don: Let's go Vegas. We can't do sharks though, we can't. I'm telling you. Brev: Yeah, it's too late for sharks. Don: We can use the sharks to wash the Vegas when they come out here. And MAS: Yeah. Don: I mean, and we can use the the knight or the kings to wash the knights when they go out that way. JRD: Dang. So JD you are right. So let's the the Las Vegas Knights, they've won three times. Twenty eighteen, Don: They went three times. JRD: twenty twenty three and twenty twenty six. Don: I think that's JRD: Might have the hub on the dynasty. Might have the hype on the dynasty. Yeah. Don: Might to hop in, bro. And that's and I feel Brev: High as well, bruh. Don: like our reasoning is enough to be like we're not really bandwagons. You know what I mean? We are bandwagons Brev: Yeah, we actually have a reason. Yeah. Don: 'cause we're I'm picking them 'cause they're good too. Nah I can't MAS: There's two so calypsoids. Brev: No, bro, we just picked JRD: There's multiple sort outs in Brev: it. We didn't know how many championships they won and we just picked it. Don: Yeah. MAS: We have proof. Don: But we also know there are the one of Brev: It's recorded. Don: the two teams also. It's more of the the opportunity. MAS: Yeah, we know JRD: Yeah, we're MAS: in our hearts JRD: told before you know. MAS: and we don't care Don: You said. MAS: enough to like really being like, yeah, look at our history. Don: Yeah, exactly. Brev: Yeah, what did we say last year? Someone calls us a bandwagon and won't hurt our feelings, bro. Because we're like, all right, cool, call us Don: It won't. JRD: You say so what? It's hockey. Brev: a bandwagon, bro. JRD: It's hockey. I'm a new fa Don: Or knew. When JRD: I'm a bangwagon of hockey in general. Major sport, what do mean? Yeah, Don: I'm new to the sport, bro. What's this icing rule you guys are talking about? JRD: yeah, yeah. He's on timeout, you say penalty box? Penalty box? Brev: You JRD: Bruh, what what one are you jigging on right now? Brev: This is a cab saw. Don: really that big. Brev: love my red wines. JRD: It was my sister's birthday last weekend. She had a party and there was some left over. I'm still a rosa. This shit tastes like juice. Brev: dangerous bro. Why hits right away to not like immediately but Don: I was telling my whole I was telling my can you kill a whole bottle by yourself, bruv? JRD: Yeah. Brev: Yeah, I did it the other night, Don: In one city. Brev: but usually I can kill a whole bottle by myself. Don: And one sitting? Brev: Yeah. Don: Yeah. I told my cousin that he was looking at me like I was crazy. I'm like, dude, I feel like a grown man can finish a bottle. Brev: What? JRD: I think I was still on my faculties if I tell my that'd be real. Brev: Yeah, like, no, not Don: Yeah, and like not be ripped. Like I mean you might you're gonna feel it obviously. Brev: rip, because like me when me and Jovet will sip on wine, we go through two bottles. Yeah. Yeah. Don: Yeah. And it also obviously depends on the bottle too, but like MAS: What is what do they mean when they say wine drunk? I don't understand that JRD: is a different type of drunk. Yeah. Brev: Yeah, you're like chill. You usually get tired pretty fast though, that's the thing. Yeah, it's a relaxer. Yeah. So it's. Don: It's like when Yeah, it's like being high JRD: It's like it's it's Don: but drunk. Hey, come on, hey, speed catch up, boy, you gotta be quicker than that. JRD: like being high drink, yeah. Brev: Exactly. High drunk. Yeah. That's why people like drinking after work, because it's a wind down. Don: I'm scared to tap into that field, bro. I I like how you drink it, I'm gonna turn to alcoholic. MAS: It's the wine alcoholic thing. JRD: kinda wine. Don: Yeah, for sure. JRD: Why no? Yeah, why no? But but most of it is like mothers connoisseur. No, no it Brev: Why no? I like to consider myself a connoisseur, but we'll go with why no, guess. Don: He said. No, you're alcoholic, bruh. This tool's gripping a bottle every time. JRD: no it depends what kind of wine you're drinking, you know? If you buy in a fifty dollar bottle of wine, you might have an argument. But if you go into like fucking safe way or fucking or bargain grocery out of bargain market yeah you see what I'm saying Don: Yeah. Safe boy. Grab that Snoop Bog Snoop Dogg one. You seen that shit? I got that one before. Brev: The Stooped Dog Wine is pretty good, don't it? No, this is the 101 MAS: No way. Don: I used that to make some pasta before, I ain't gonna lie. I forgot the name of that. Brev: crimes or whatever. JRD: You know you know you know my my go to wine used to be the Josh wine, the rose. Brev: yeah. JRD: shit. Yeah. Brev: Dude, the Snoop Dogg ones, like if you have like, if you pull it up on your phone, you like scan the QR code and you point it, it opens up a camera on their app or whatever, and you point it at the label of the bottle. Snoop Dogg starts talking, he starts telling her like a story. It's crazy. JRD: That's dope. Don: The bottle's cool. All wine tastes the same to me. I need to go wine tasting though. I'll be hearing good things about that shit. JRD: Bro man Brev: Yeah, that's a good time. JRD: Again especially like in your area. Like you know, normally have a f few Don: Napa. JRD: Napa and there's MAS: Happer alone I. JRD: one next to the water, I forgot what it's called. Don: Low dot too, huh? Brev: Yeah, low-diagnome for the lighter red wines. JRD: Yeah. F a lot of places MAS: I still haven't known. JRD: actually. Don: Yeah, you living Lodar. Dang. Brev: Slide down Temecula, bruh. We got over 60 wineries here, bro. And they're all right next to each other. Don: To make it not a talent, that's crazy, JRD: Alright bro, you Don: bro. JRD: can get I'm I'm gonna slide down. You gonna you gonna s you gonna show me around? Pull up. Mm-hmm. Flight up. Thirty minute flight. Brev: Yes. Yeah. Come on. Don: Loki might be on the slides for that shit too. 'Cause it like wine what I hear from people's experiences, it's like San Diego, bro. I've only heard good things, people that have gone. Brev: About what? Don: just wine tasting Brev: yeah. Don: in general. JRD: My taste in this though. Your little cheese and some crackers. Brev: fun. Yeah. MAS: I fall time is like the main time to do it, right? Brev: Summer and Don: Mm-hmm. Brev: Fall? JRD: Summer, y'all. Brev: End of summer to fall is harvesting season. So that's when the winemakers are really at work. then usually wine won't come out to the next year around that time. So usually around that summer and fall time. MAS: Stick to my beer. Brev: That's a good option too. Don: Actually I like beer beer drunk, honestly. I like beer drunk more than I like like straight liquor drunk. Brev: Really? MAS: For sure, bro. Don: Yeah. I feel like I don't know bro. 'Cause obviously it takes a lot more beers that can break. It MAS: All right. Brev: It depends on the setting, honestly. Don: depends on the setting too. But honestly I could drink beer in any setting. Brev: Yeah, true. It's definitely the most casual one. MAS: For me, like, just think that JRD: How do you want is that and so on? MAS: not just that psychological, like you have that something in your hands at a party, so beer, it's easy because I'm going to continue to just keep pounding down fricking beers. Brev: Yeah. MAS: And then, you know, I'm not going to get that drunk versus if I was sipping on some fruity drink, Don: Taking hell of shots. MAS: not or taking hella shots. I'll be out. I won't be able to drive. Don: Wait, what's the most shots Brev: Bro, if you're like... Don: you guys can remember taking before blacking out? Like, not even blacking out. Brev: before blacking out. Don: Not to blackout. Brev: I got up to 18. JRD: Am I prime or recently? Don: This period. You eighteen shots? JRD: Eighteen? And Brev: Yeah. 18. Yeah. JRD: you remember? Like back to back to back throughout the MAS: What and how many in what's better time though, that's what's important JRD: day. Yeah, Brev: In JRD: and there's no way they're back to back to back. Don: I'm just saying on the night 'cause it's at that point it's hard to read. Brev: over a couple of, like, few hours. MAS: Yeah. JRD: no, we mean like in within like a twenty like back to back to back client. Don: I meant like in the like from let's say we're about to go out and we start the night MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Don: drinking at like eight o'clock and we end the night at like three. In that span, how many shots did you take? You know what I mean? Brev: Right, yeah, you can get up to 15 to 18. Don: I think the most I've done is probably JRD: More than that, honestly. Don: twelve to thirteen. Brev: Yeah. MAS: deal fucking crazy Don: Eighteen's crazy. MAS: but like but on top of drinking other drinks though right Brev: No, if you eat really well Don: On top of drinking other drinks too. Brev: before, during, and after, you'll be fine. Don: Yeah. JRD: I think it's hard for me 'cause like, you know, if I'm going out I might MAS: Poisoning. JRD: buy a few shots but Brev: Poison. JRD: I might I might get a cocktail, I might get a beer, you Don: Yeah. JRD: know. Don: I'm drinking beer and shots usually. JRD: Yeah. Don: But like Brev: I chase my shots with beer. Don: I usually when I'm going out, I'm usually just buying around and then after that I'll just get beers or, you know, might get a mixed drink and chill. And if people keep JRD: Yeah. I Brev: Yeah. Don: saying let's get a shot, then that's when I'm getting shots. Brev: Yeah, I'd rather JRD: Yeah. Brev: have a shot than a mixed drink though. JRD: And then and then also because there's some Don: Hundred percent. my gosh. JRD: like there's like like a green teen shot. I don't consider that a full shot 'cause it has like Don: Yeah, I'm not a fan. I mean I'll take Brev: Yeah, I agree. Don: one. I'm not gonna be like ill, but like let's just get like JRD: You like green tee shots? Brev: If we're all take it. Don: I'd rather take a well tequila, bro. JRD: Well tequila? Ooh. Yeah, you got hair on JD got hair on his, JD got hair on his. Brev: tequila. First option, bro. Don: Like come on. Like why you putting why you putting juice in our shop, bro? I don't do chasers, bro. Come on. MAS: I really feel. Don: Yeah, JRD: Yeah, this is what he that's what he got with the press Don: what are we doing, man? Walk in. JRD: for for hitting a green team shot. I'm sorry. They're they're got MAS: Out. JRD: Your summons are Don: Ain't no women ain't no women around here, bro. Come on. You give for the ladies, I understand. You also be drinking lemon drops too, huh? JRD: Nah, not really. I have before. It depends, honestly. I would never order a lemon drop at a bar, but let's say getting dinner, Don: Ha ha JRD: remind like old spaghetti factory. You know? Don: We gotta start doing punishments for like fantasy losses, bro. 'Cause that'll be JRD: Right. Don: one like you gotta every time you go to the bar you gotta order like a lemon drop. Brev: How about do JRD: Yeah, no, but Brev: something for Mega League? Just do whoever has the least amount of points scored for the week has to do something. Don: Like every every week. JRD: You know you know you know Brev: every week, bro. JRD: you know what I did in my basketball league that I may bring to one of our leagues? It was a actually I didn't do it. it's crazy. Actually I didn't do it. It was my one of my commissioners, you know, he was like he does a recap. Recap of the week, like talks about everything that happened. Brev: Mhm. Yeah. JRD: Yeah. Don: Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I used to do that for my basketball league in h in high school, bruh. Brev: That's fine, cuz my my basketball commissioner does the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. JRD: Yeah. Don: It's it's easier for basketball, but that shit gets tiring, right? That that season's all a long ass week. JRD: Yeah. Don: But that was cool though. It was kinda fun 'cause you'd be like the matchup of the week and like who who's on like an eight game win streak or someone got smoked by a hundred points, like JRD: Match a boo yeah, exactly. Mm-hmm, exactly what you do, yeah. Mhm, Brev: Yeah. JRD: yeah. Players to watch out for, players are going crazy, type. Don: Bro, Loki could get like a find a way to get AI to do that shit automatically. JRD: We we we did AI for like the videos and pictures. Like you know, let's MAS: there. JRD: let's say if my team Don: Yeah. JRD: was like the Lone Beach Sharks, and then Miguel's team was be like the Kung Fu Pandas or something like that. And we'll make AI of them fighting and then the winner. The reason why I brought those two names is because like for some reason a lot MAS: You JRD: of our team names were like animals or something in that league. Don: Yeah, speaking of team names, bruh, I hate when people have like team something, something. JRD: Me too. Brev: Yeah, the default name. Don: Yeah, like this full Brevin team is like that, isn't it? In the mega league? It's like Team Burby Brev: No sign. Stop. JRD: Yeah, parts of bullshit. Don: or something. Brev: No, well that's my sleeper app. My team name is Smoke and Turf. JRD: Smoke and turf. MAS: Smoking Turf? Brev: I spent my team name for a Don: Is that what the issue is then? MAS: Smoke in turf or smoke and turf? Don: Smoking Brev: Smokin'. JRD: Welcome to her. Don: Smokin' turf. Smurf or turf? Brev: Smokin' Turf. Don: Thought you smoking smirk based off those moves you be making, bruh. Brev: I'm Smurf. JRD: Yeah. Yeah, only two people have that. It's like Team Daryl and Team and Team and or Brev: Yeah, don't disrespect me like that. What the fuck? Don: Actually that's why I was like, I'm actually wrong. Don't for I apologize. JRD: three. Team Ammo and Team Auburn. And and Team Josh. my god. Team Kelly. MAS: yeah, you gotta have a creative name, bro. I don't even do fantasy and I know that. Don: Yeah, bruh. Brev: Yeah. JRD: Yeah, my team is my my fanning hurts. That's a good one. My fanning hurts. Don: Yeah, Harold Fanning? JRD: Yeah. And MAS: Moscow touchers. JRD: hurts. My fanning hurts. Don: think I think that's manual. MAS: Next, I think next year I like definitely gonna do fantasy. JRD: Football? Don: Bro, why not, bro? It's like it's so Brev: Easy. Why not? Yeah, why not? Don: easy. I've seen so many times where people play for the first time that don't watch football win the championship. Like it's MAS: think when the time comes, just literally, I'm just like, nah, I'm good. I'm not trying to do it. But I gotta like Brev: Dude, you know what I mean? JRD: I would say with football MAS: already go in with the mentality, like I'm gonna do it this year. Don: Yeah. You just gotta commit, just gotta lock in. Brev: Yeah. You know how many auto drafted teams I've seen win the championship? Don: That too, bro, that's actually some bullshit, bro. MAS: I wouldn't Brev: Yeah, but MAS: do that. Brev: I've seen some really bad auto drafted teams as well. it's like there's no in between really. Don: Drafting is the best part, bro. I I like the two quarterback league in specific, it's JRD: Mm-hmm. Don: because the drafting. I feel like that's the hardest one to prepare for, bro. 'Cause yeah, 'cause like if JRD: More strategic. It's the it's more strategic. Brev: Mm-hm. Yeah, because you have to start getting those quarterbacks early. JRD: And then because you Don: Yeah, depends on how everybody else is drafting. Brev: Yeah. JRD: it's because you got not just that, because think about it, most leagues are twelve man leagues, one quarterback, twelve quarterbacks, every quarterback is hurt, you can probably still get a decent quarterback off waivers. But when Brev: Yeah. JRD: there's twenty four quarterbacks Don: Two quarterbacks? Brev: Yeah. Don: You don't drive three, you're cooked, bro. JRD: Yeah, I gotta MAS: to ever have a soul. JRD: say. Brev: You damn need to draft one by the second round. Don: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, the two years I won in this one, I drafted first round and second round picks for quarterbacks. Both the times I won. JRD: Well sure. Don: This Brev: Yeah. Don: this year I didn't do that mess, bro. I'm kinda mad about that actually. JRD: Yeah. Don: Especially because I lost Jaden Daniels and Caleb Williams in one week, bro. These injuries are insane. MAS: Thank you. Brev: Yeah, there was one of my one of my leagues. I telling Josh, I have Daden Daniels and Jackson Dart, bro. Cook. Don: Bro, what is going on, bruh? I feel like it was not like this back in the day. JRD: You know why? I think it's a turf. There's too much turf Brev: Nah, Clorbeck's always getting hurt, bro. JRD: fields. You know it's because we but it's because Don: Like this? We get a abundance of injuries, bro. Brev: Yeah. MAS: Impossibility, JRD: when when grass you can slide. You fe when you pivot you can slide. With turf, you pivot you're stuck. You know? And then you get hit. Brev: Well, I feel MAS: Like how much more? Brev: like that doesn't really like Jane Daniels injury. If that was grass, it might've snapped even more then. Cause he would've been stuck in the ground. Yeah. JRD: not not the elbow injury. Not the elbow I'm talking about darts. No. Don: that elbow, that shit was nasty. Y'all watch the video, right? JRD: Yeah, darts darts injury. That was bec that was for Brev: Yeah. wait. JRD: sure because of turf. Brev: Well he jumped kind of though. JRD: Nah. Don: I didn't Dart's injury. Brev: He like jumped and JRD: Pigaski, yeah. Brev: then he got his legs like sandwiched. Don: actually I did see that. Yeah. Brev: is done. Don: For the year, bro. MAS: I just think, JRD: Cun for it's crazy. MAS: I don't know, just think if anything, it's just injuries happened. It's a contact sport. So it's just a probability thing. Brev: Yeah. MAS: Cause how many times is that exact play or not like exactly, but just something like that happened and guy walks up, he's like, I'm nothing happened. It's just, it's going to happen at some Brev: Mm-hmm. MAS: point. Don: I just feel like football is so dangerous. Like there's numerous injuries a game, bro. Like a game. Every single game there's gonna be numerous injuries. Brev: Yeah. Like even non-contact ones. Don: Non contact, something. JRD: Yeah, I don't think there's ever been a season where it Brev: Those are the worst. JRD: hasn't been like a star get injured. Every single season a star gets injured. They got fucking Tyree Brev: Yeah. JRD: Kill. He's been out for what two years. They s he got lucky enough. But I know they said Don: He's still hurt. He's a free agent, but he's still hurt. JRD: Yeah, they said he may ne no children, but when it happened they said he he may never be able to walk again. Don: Yeah. Diggy still got it. JRD: He's good though, but MAS: The cheetah, JRD: Yeah. MAS: the cheetah turned not be able to walk is crazy. Brev: Walk? He won't be able to walk again? MAS: That's what I don't. JRD: So they said when it first happened. You you know what happened to him? He had like a dislocation, a ACL tear. Brev: Yeah, no, the injury was bad, bro. I remember watching it. JRD: Crazy. It it was just as bad as what's they do? 49ers quarterback went to the Chiefs, Alex Smith. His shit was horrible too. Horrendous, Don: my gosh, bro, that shit was horrendous. JRD: yeah. His leg is disgusting though. Like now? Don: That's my guy though. Hey, recently I saw like a clip of him. he was talking, he wasn't talking shit, but he was basically calling out Deshaun Watson. Cause y'all saw Deshaun Watson talking about like the fans? Cleveland. Brev: I saw something about it. Don: Cause they JRD: sí. Don: were like they were like booing him when he came out during like the preseason Yeah, Brev: yeah! Don: he was saying, I forgot what he said exactly, but he basically was saying like, damn, I can't remember. Basically like not taking accountability and then like Alex Smith was like Brev: Yeah. Don: a talk show, basically calling that fool out. Like you have not earned any body's respect in Cleveland, bro. MAS: shh shh Brev: No, yeah, because you have to be a serviceable quarterback, bro. JRD: Do you have the unrest fight in Cleveland? Do you have to be a good Quebec in Cleveland? Don: Yes, bro. Yes. 'Cause that's a good that's a passionate fan base, regardless of how bad the franchise is. JRD: You but you you Brev: Yeah. JRD: have to be a good quarterback in Cleveland. Have they ever had a good quarterback? So like what Don: No, exactly. But they're paying him so Brev: Baker. Don: much money and he can't even show up or and even when he showed up, he was not good at all. JRD: He's not playing as bad this season. I don't think he is. But last one, yeah, but last game, yeah. Brev: Yeah. He just played, he played well last game. Don: He did. But like also you gotta think like he is not playing to his contract and then also he also has Brev: It's 245 million or something like that. JRD: Injured. Don: the scandal shit behind his name, bro. So it's like Brev: Yeah. Don: he d he shouldn't be talking about anybody. JRD: Yeah, you see, I gotta talk Brev: Yeah JRD: about the scandal stuff, like you know. I know monsters that bring a lot of race and stuff into it, but I gotta say, Ben Ronzberger MAS: You JRD: had the same s have the same shit go on. Nothing happened to him. Robert Kraft, nothing really happened to him. The forty nineers owner, you know, he did what he did. Like come on. Ooh. Don: Well, nothing really happened to Deshaun Watson either, bro. Like JRD: It kinda tarnished. And then it w it went way harder on you. MAS: I feel like the internet definitely reminds me. Don: He's he gets Brev: Yeah, he's had Don: paid numerous Brev: a job ever since. He's never had not had a job. Don: tens of millions of dollars still to be the starting quarterback of a franchise. I Brev: Yeah. Don: would say nothing happened to this fool, bro. Like what, did he get suspended for a season or he just sat out 'cause of injury or Brev: I don't JRD: I think Brev: think he got hurt. I don't JRD: he got suspended. Brev: think he got suspended. JRD: He didn't? You sat out? Don: Yeah, one season. Brev: Maybe, I don't know. Don: I don't I can't remember, bruh. It's kinda it's kinda foggy now. JRD: I think it's a spinning, yeah. Don: He was one of my favorite quarterbacks, so I try not to like I try to JRD: On the Texans, yeah. Don: Yeah, I try to throw him away because of the the scandal. But I don't know, bruh. Big Ben, I think his name got tarnished after he retired. About his scandals And he he can't stay on the field. He stays gonna hurt, bro. Hopefully he plays this whole year. But even then I want Shador for JRD: Yeah, Deschan just winner for eleven games. Brev: shit. Don: Yeah. MAS: Yeah. JRD: That's a lot. Don: no. JRD: And he was fined five million. Don: Then he got a super max from freaking Cleveland, like the Brev: out of his $245 million contract. Don: next offseason. JRD: He got that before, I think. You gotta go to Cleveland when he got that. Brev: you. Don: He got he was on clean when he got it. JRD: Yeah. MAS: I know why the amount's so high. Don: Fine is nothing though. MAS: We know you got money, bro. Give me all of it. JRD: Yeah. Brev: Yeah. Don: I don't know. Who do y'all think the top three quarterbacks are right now? Brev: Josh Allen. MAS: Rock party. Don: Hey, I'm glad someone else said it. Brev: Wait, like playing this season or just like right MAS: sorry. Don: Playing right now. Just Brev: now, like base off their last two games only? Don: Yeah, very soft. MAS: He's clinical. Brev: Josh Allen, Don: Yeah. Brev: Tyler Show, fuckin'. Don: No, okay. Tabish no no. Brev: He hasn't even thrown an interception yet, bro, and he has the most yards in the league. That's why I tried to veto your trade. Don: I I actually I actually fuck with him though. I just traded him in a in my dynasty league, bruh. Brev: I tried to veto it so I could trade you for Tyler Show. Don: Yeah, why you veto that Josh? Why you being a hater, bruh? Is that not a good trade? Brev: He he approved it. He approved it. JRD: I I I I changed it, went back. Don: Yeah, cause I had to call him call him out Is that not an even trade? Is that a really a fleece? Brev: Jared Goff's playing well too. JRD: Mega mega is. Don: You think it's a fleece? JRD: The mega one was a flea. Yeah. Yeah. Don: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You think that one's He's getting Tyler Snow What Brev: No, you're getting- Don: No, I'm not. I'm trading him. I'm trading him a second and Brev: yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're getting German. JRD: You gave him Jeremiah. Jeremiah might be like generation. Jeremiah Don: I'm getting Jeremiah Love. And I'm trading JRD: Jeremiah might might be generational. Don: Might be, but he also doesn't even play full the full game right now. He's sharing what Talad here. Brev: Yeah, but it's his rookie season. It's a dynasty league, so you'll have him for his whole career. Yeah. Yeah. He might make Pro Bowl JRD: For forever, yeah. Don: Hey, Tyler might be a future Pro Bowler, all NBA, all NFL quarterback right now. Brev: this year. Don: Yeah. And then I also give him Luther Burden. That's who I gave him. Luther Burden, Brev: yeah. Don: he's gonna be good, bro. It's just a weird little start to the season for those guys. Brev: Yeah. Damn, I don't know. Don: I like Luther Burden a I didn't want to trade him. We and him negotiate for like an hour, right? Brev: Yes, in the dynasty league. Don: And Bird is only twenty two. He should be the wide receiver one right now on our team. But yeah, y'all think everything's a fingers. Brev: Who's your top three quarterbacks? Face is just off the last two games, nothing else. Don: I got Brock Purdy. No order. Brock Purdy Allen and Damn, the third third is gonna JRD: Properly. Don: Or who's yours? Brev: Ha ha. Don: Who's yours? JRD: Me? Don: Yeah, you. What? JRD: here here's a realistic row, like top three without being biased. you got Josh Allen. You got Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes is back. Game one was a one on three. Caleb was doing his thing before he got injured, first two games Don: No, not that not that not the game he got hurt, bro. That game was like JRD: He got hurt in the first quarter. Second quarter got hurt early. Brev: Let's see. JRD: Didn't he get hurt Don: I don't think I hurt the first quarter, bro. JRD: or second in the first half? MAS: So who's your real third? Don: I don't think he was in the first quarter. I could be wrong though. I JRD: It was the first half. Don: feel like I was watching that game and JRD: It was the first half for sure. Brev: I'm trippin'. Don: That was that game was like six to three the whole freaking first half and the second half did not change. Brev: I'm tripping. thought Tyler's Don: Her cousin's at the ball. Brev: show didn't throw in a pick. I was looking at the wrong one, but... Don: I was like, I don't know, but he's actually he does have the most yards, but he only threw four touchdowns so far. Which is Brev: most yards. Damn, what about this? Fucking Mahomes, Allen, and Bryce Young, yeah. Don: Bison. Yeah. JRD: You were I'm tripping was the fourth quarter, I'm tripping. I'm taking off I'm taking off Taylor Williams. Yeah. Don: Yeah, I told you. We were late in the game. That game was that game was sloppy, but it was also raining all the time. JRD: I'm taking off Taylor Williams. Brev: Ooh, Jared Goff is whooping too. Don: Jared Goff is hoop balling, Bryce Young's balling. JRD: Bro, I'm s Brev: Yeah, Brock Pretty's poopin' too. JRD: after week two, no no puka, Don: I'm pretty balling, bro. Like I don't know what he's talking about. He also hasn't been sacked yet, I ain't gonna lie. Brev: Yeah. JRD: no puka. Brev: yeah, you're right. Don: No poker what? JRD: I'm saying bro. Stafford, no Puka. Going crazy. Don: based on what he did? MAS: You heard? Don: No no. Yeah, Puka hurt. Brev: No, but you still JRD: You got hurt. Brev: have he says Devante and Devante is like one of those players like Derek Henry who's like longevity is just Is great Yeah, but he's like JRD: Devante's n Devonta's not old. Devontae's not old to Devontae is a solid one Don: my God. Devontae. JRD: receiver. He's a Don: Devontae Adams is him, bruh. JRD: I guess. He is hell. It is, Don: I JRD: well. Don: yo, I did see something recently, I don't know, I think I was on Threads and it's like it showed like a picture of Devontae Adams and Odell Hugging. 'Cause you know those guys were in the same draft class. And then it was like, you could see how Devontae Adams is doing what he's doing at thirty four and then you see Odell just on the bench for just morale. But JRD: Odell injuries ruin his career. Don: It did, but I would also say that Odell's peak is better than Devontae's peak. But Devontae's career is better. Brev: Yeah, because think about like Odell's JRD: What does Odell speak? the Browns or or the Rams? Brev: first four years, bro. First five years. And yeah, no, first four years. And think about that time, Devontae Adams was JRD: You always you're saying a giant. You say giants. Brev: not that guy his first few years in the league. He Don: No, he wasn't. Brev: was a late bloomer. So MAS: Hmm. Brev: that whole time he wasn't popping off, Odell was popping off his first three, four years. JRD: What but but but was Odell was he like I I could be wrong. I was in high school so kinda wild for me. I just remember him being Brev: was in high school too. JRD: like I I remember him being like cool. Not really cooking like that. He had that one catch with the cowboys. Brev: He was cooking. Don: See I always I'll always said Odell was overrated, bruh. But like he but the numbers don't lie though. He was he was definitely a baller though. JRD: He he was just cool. I think he was just cool as fuck. He had the hair Brev: He was cooking, bro. No, he was cooking, JRD: I don't know. Was he? He was a pro bowler. Brev: bro. He was cold, Route running was cold. His athleticism Don: He was cold as fuck, bro. Brev: was... Dude, he could take any Don: It was definitely a pro baller. Brev: two yard slant to the house. Don: that was that was him, bro. Brev: He was cold, bro. Don: But I will say he was overrated. MAS: Thanks for the cake. Don: But Adams have a better career than O'Dill. Brev: Yeah, for sure. Don: They both got rings, right? Brev: Devante's still doing it, JRD: Yeah, but Odell w would've been V P but he get injured that that Super Bowl too. Brev: A wide receiver will never win MVP. Don: You don't think so? JRD: He was gonna win MVP that year. Don: Jamar Chase, if Jamar Chase gets the if if Jamar Chase gets a full Brev: No, Antonio, if Antonio Brown didn't win an MVP, no one else. Don: season with Joe Burrow healthy and himself being healthy, he can get a MVP. Brev: Bro, if, no, JRD: Bro, Vaughn Vaughn Miller won an MVP. Vaughn went Miller. No, Super Bowl MVP. Super Bowl MVP. I j no, I mean Super Bowl. I said he was gonna win a Super Brev: no, no. If Cooper Cup did not win MVP that year, no other receiver are going to, Superboy? No, I'm talking about MVP. Don: Super Bowl MVP. I was talking about regular incident. I know, okay. JRD: Bowl MVP before he got NVD. Super Bowl MVP. Brev: if he didn't get hurt. Awful, yeah. He already had a touchdown. He had another catch. Yeah, he was for a big game. He was on his way for sure, but. Don: That boy Demarius Thomas is raw too. Brev: It's hard to say Cooper Cup wasn't gonna start cooking anyways. JRD: Triple Crown that year. Brev: Yeah, bro. Don: What year was that again? Twenty Brev: 2020 to 2021, no 2021 to 2022. JRD: Ruling? Okay. Brev: Yeah. I remember it was right when I started working at Amazon. Was that super? Don: That boy was cold, bro. I think Jamar Chase, bro, full season, he can do it. Brev: We're MVP. Don: Yeah, bro, full season with Joe Burrow. That boy Jamar Chase puts up disgusting numbers. And I still think that Brev: No, bro. If I know I JRD: They're just gonna Brev: feel you. Exactly. You give it to Joe unless he has like 20 something interceptions also, but. JRD: give it to Joe Burrow then. Yeah, they're gonna give it to Don: Yeah, but JRD: Joe. Don: yeah, you're right. They'll give But it depends. If he's getting a hella rack, bro, then they're gonna give it to him. If he's just making absurd plays and just like Brev: But that's what I'm saying. Cooper Cup didn't win MVP that year. Yeah, bro, cuz JRD: Yeah. Brev: it was like wasn't even close to who was the best that year for wide receivers. JRD: Yeah. But I will say Don: What about I think JRD: Matthew s you could tell Matthew Stafford made him. Yeah. Brev: for sure, Mass Cipher's that guy. I fuck with Mass Cipher heavy. JRD: Yeah. Don: I think JS J S N is the best receiver in the league right now though. JRD: one hundred percent. Don: And it's been like that all li last Brev: Yeah, he can't the way he yeah. Don: year too. Brev: Yeah. I still think to me I JSN I guess. JRD: he got injured too. This quarterback, what's his name? He's yeah, he he's a yeah, Sam Donald. He's a no, Sam Donald did. Don: Stand Arnold. Brev: Duloc? Yeah. No, no, Don: Drew Locke got hurt. JRD: And didn't like what team has like both one player's hurt, one's in concussion protocol? Brev: no. JRD: We gotta start researching before this. Brev: I know, I know, JSN just makes this shit look so easy, JRD: Yeah, we're on up anyway. Brev: bro. Don: And then your boy J T, bro. Brev: We're wasting his career. Don: My homie was trying to get this. My homie, you're a Colts fan, so this is perfect. I was talking to my homie. I forgot what we were talking about, but Alec Pierce came up and Drake London. And I was like, he was like gassing Alec Pierce. He's not a Colt's fan either. He's so it was unbiased. And I had I was like, bro, Drake London's way better than Alec Pierce. But he was like, No, they're not that far apart. What do you think? Brev: Mm-mm, no, not that far apart. Don: Whoa. Who about you, Josh? That's crazy. Drake London and Alec Pierce. Brev: I think they're in the same tier. JRD: Are you saying Alpage is better? Brev: when he's healthy, but fool's gonna be out for the rest of Don: When he's healthy, he's better than Drake London healthy? Brev: Yeah, he averaged 22 yards per catch. JRD: I don't think Drake w I don't think Drake London had a real solid quarterback like that. Don: I that's what I'm saying. I think Drake L onions Brev: I feel you, but I mean, the quarterback situation, fucking Indianapolis hasn't been the greatest over the last few years. Don: I hasn't but y you did have a little big success with Daniel Jones last year. Brev: Yeah, and that was his bet. Like that was the year that got him paid last year. So. 1000 Don: Yeah, that's that's a thousand yard year, huh? JRD: Yeah. Brev: yards on like 40 something receptions, bro. Don: How many touchdowns? He's probably like six or so. Brev: If I had to guess, anywhere between five and seven. Don: Yeah. I think he had six, bro. Brev: Something like that, Don: A thousand yards, you I'm a I'm a I'm a sucker for a thousand yards season, bro. JRD: Mike Evans every year. Brev: Yeah, especially on that many catches, bro. And he's led the league two years in a row in yards per catch with 22 yards per catch. So. Don: I still think Drake London's a better receiver, bro. JRD: I do too. Brev: I think they're in the same tier. Don: I th I I think I think if you gave Drake London a good quarterback and you gave Alec Pierce a good quarterback, Drake London will be an all pro. Alec Pierce JRD: think I I think the average like fan knows who Drake Lennon is though. MAS: for Josh's whole time. Brev: The average fan knows who Alec Pierce is. JRD: Huh? MAS: I was singing this whole time. I know who Drake London is and I don't know who Alan Page was. That was crazy. His name just sticks for one, but yeah, nah, that's crazy. JRD: Yeah. Brev: Yeah Don: Alan Chris is a He's cold but He's yeah, he's some white boy, but Dang. Brev: I think it's because a lot of people think like, Alex Peters, he just goes deep. Like, that's his game. He'll run deep. Don: I got him on one of my fantasy teams and I'm debating on dropping them, bro. Brev: He's gonna be out for He just re-injured that heel. That was a non-contact injury also. So he's going to be, bad, bro. Don: I don't know. I done thought. I feel like he's always hurt too, bro. Him and Josh Downs, they take turns, bro. Bro, gosh damn. JRD: Him and Charles Jones two turns. Hey, all right, you you got five through eight, I got eight through twelve. Don: Yeah, like Brev: As a fan, Don: what are we doing? Brev: I like Josh Jones more than like Al Kreesh. Don: Josh Downs definitely is would be the the guy if he stayed healthy. Brev: Like he just like third down bro, find Josh out. That's my guy. Don: I think J T's the best running back in the league, bro. I think he's better than Jameer Gibbs here. Brev: He does so much for our team, He does so much for us. Like, he's responsible for so MAS: that guy. I remember when you guys got him. Brev: much of our offense, bro. Don: He is your offense, bro. Literally, bro. And that's the game plan. Stop JT. He still gives you one a buck fifty, bro. Like, what are you doing? Brev: Yeah, like, yeah. The other running backs, they got some cushion like on the outside with the receivers. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not Bijon though. Don: Jameer Gibbs, bro, has the biggest cushion. That's why he's that guy right now, 'cause you cannot Bijan. Yeah, but also Bijan gets shut down a lot though. So I don't really I don't really see J T shit shut down, bruh. JRD: I'm moving on saying brown. Brev: Yeah. Don: Amaral St. Brown, San Laporta, Jamius Williams. Like, what are we doing, bro? They got squad. You can't game plan against Brev: Squad, bro. Don: the run against them, bro. And then they w Brev: Yeah. Don: they just had David Montgomery last year. Brev: Yeah, what the f- JRD: Yeah. Brev: yeah, Don: Yeah. Brev: that was a tough duo. Don: But J T is literally facing like he is carrying that offense and still performing. JRD: He is. Brev: Yeah, it's honestly tough to watch. Like I enjoy watching Johnson Taylor play football, but I feel bad. JRD: They're gonna run him to the ground. He's gonna be like how the how how Don: Twenty five rushes, bro, like two tough generals. Brev: Bro. JRD: the Cowboys ran Zeke to the ground in three years. Brev: my gosh, yeah. Don: Yeah, I think JT, Jameer Gibbs, and I think it w I Yeah, it gotta be Derrick Henry. It's gotta be Derek Henry. How old is he, bro? Is he like thirty three? Brev: And Bijan or Derek Henry. Derek Henry is still in that top three to me. Like he doesn't, he's not gonna get bad. I don't think he, I think he's gonna retire really good. Like he's like 32, 33 or something like that. No, he's in his mid, Don: He's not thir what'd you say? I thought he said thirty seven, bro. JRD: Thirty four and two? No, thirty four is good. Brev: early to mid thirties. Don: I don't think it's early thirties, bro. Brev: No, he's probably like 35, 34, 35. JRD: It feels like he's been playing since I've been watching football. Brev: Bro, for real. Like, he's never not gonna be good. Don: High key. He's thirty two. He is low thirties. That's crazy. JRD: But when you start playing like Don: I feel like phenomenal running backs like one of a kind like him can play their whole career being good. You know what I mean? Like obviously some some running backs a lot of running backs expire, but JRD: But but he's not and he's not and yeah. Brev: Yeah. JRD: And he's not really elusive either. He's just running sh straight out his unit. Don: Yeah, he just a a unit. Brev: No. And he'll give you 200 yards, MAS: Angkor. Don: Frank Gore but he expired Brev: Frank Gore. Don: though, bruh. Like he was not JRD: Yeah. Don: good on was he alright on the Colts? It was alright. Brev: He was all right. Actually, he was our only a thousand yard rusher for a while. For a long time. Yeah. It was like Don: You got a thousand yards on your squat? shit. Brev: the first one in like nine years when he did it. The first thousand yard rusher in nine years or something. Don: Damn, y'all Brev: Yeah. Don: really don't got nobody but JT. That's gonna be like a remembered Brev: as far as. Don: as a cult running back legend. Brev: What about Edwin James, Marsha Fox? JRD: Mesh of all. Don: Who are these guys? Marshall Falk, I do think of the Colts, bro. I think of the Rams. JRD: damn right. Brev: Edgyn James Don: Yeah, like now who is that bro? Who number was he, Josh? Like Yeah, I'm not JRD: I don't know who he is. I don't know who he is. I don't know who he is. I don't. I'm sorry. Brev: You know who Edwin James is? Don: I'm I don't got that much lure. Brev: He's a Hall of Famer. Don: I there's a lot of Hall Framers I don't know. JRD: For real, yeah. What Brev: That's crazy. JRD: what what time did he play too? bro, in two thousands. I'm six, I'm supposed to remember who he is? Fuck outta here. Yes yeah bro, for reals. Brev: That was early 2000s to mid 2000s. Don: Yeah, yeah. Good luck, bro. And they didn't like cool names like Tiki Barber. I'm not gonna know who they are, bro. Brev: I feel you. Don: Especially early two thousand, you gotta be a niner or Brev: He was tough though. Don: something. JRD: Yeah. Don: You was to Alright Maz. How you really feel, bruh? MAS: I'm gonna start off by saying this. When it comes to money in a competition, I feel like you gotta throw out, I guess like honor and dignity if you're trying to really win that money. So that's because I've been watching the physical 100 where they're fighting and doing physical competitions in order to win. think they're doing the Mexico. So I think it was like 4 million pesos. JRD: Brooklyn Washington. MAS: Netflix Yes, so it's like yeah, like the fourth version of the physical 100 that they have it's mainly a Korean show but anyway They one of them was basically just like a strength wrestling competition and you got to pick after it was you got the rule to pick who you wanted after the last competition and He won the last competition. He went and picked someone way smaller than him knowing it was a wrestling 1v1 do And everyone else is talking smack and talking down on him saying that, you know, that's, that's weak. You got to pick, you know, someone you're, you consider yourself a real athlete, a real competitor, you've got to pick someone who's at least going to put up a fight. And I just think when it comes to the money, you gotta have strategy. You got to play smart. Plus it's not only that, then you're conserving energy for the next game. Like it's not, you know, you're gonna, you, you're gonna take some hate. I agree. I think he deserves people. You deserve to get looked down on in that situation, but. I think you gotta go with the best strategy. Don: So is it what kind of physical JRD: Because it showed our moose. Don: is it? MAS: They're wrestling for like to hold like this big ass like a medicine bowl, weight bowl. You just gotta hold it and then hold it for till like the time runs out for three minutes. Don: and whoever dropped the first Brev: So whoever's the last one holding the ball wins. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Did you like hit the other guy holding the ball? Brev: Yeah, MAS: You can't punch, there's no Brev: you can body slam him. MAS: punching, happens. It actually happens a lot more in this one than it does in the Korean show just off the first episode. And so like, you can bump it. Yeah, Brev: Yeah. But you can slam them. You can slam them. Yeah. Don: You like you can bump into MAS: no, no, you can slam. In terms of just like shoulder to contact, everything, I think, but the hands and no swinging. But like, Brev: Yeah, no striking, but you can... MAS: you know, it's gonna happen. Like you're wrestling for a ball. So if you go and like pull your arm around, you might end up hitting them. JRD: so it's one ball. So it's one ball. MAS: It's one ball, yeah. So they start off on two sides, ball in the middle, and then they run to it. JRD: Matter of what each one has a long ball. MAS: Boom, start wrestling for it. Like two guys who were actually wrestlers, because they get like athletes from like different, you know, branches of like sports, frickin' some parkour guys, they get random guys. But they, one of them was, what was that, sir? JRD: One was a wrestler, one was small. MAS: yeah, there were two wrestlers and then freaking they just both go out instead of going for the ball. They're just like, let's just wrestle. And so it's like those two guys clearly that guy picked someone who he knew he could have a competition with. So he had the dignity in that to pick someone he could actually, you know, have a fight with. But I'm saying I don't. Yeah, I think you gotta if I'm Don: So you're saying you don't you think dig me gets out the window when the money is bought? MAS: but I mean like for me it's kind of hard to say because I don't know who I pick like the skinny girl like who like in that situation because you can pick girls. You can pick girls. Don: So yeah, let me ask you this. You get lined up, JRD: I want to. Don: you get lined up across the arena, and then across MAS: Mm. Don: is some 13-year-old cancer patient boy, bald and everything, terminally JRD: better question. I have a better question. Brev: I'm Don: ill. $100,000 on the line, bro. $100,000 on the line, bro. MAS: Alright, there's gonna be a line though. Bro, Brev: 100,000? Bro, line it up cancer boy. What? Come on. MAS: it's JRD: Yeah. MAS: like a million, like two million dollars and like that when it comes to American. Don: my gosh. You're letting you're gonna you're gonna pick that little kid or you're gonna pick the guy that's taller than you and Brev: Bro, what? You're getting picked. I'm not looking at anyone else. Don: weighs two hundred and twenty pounds? JRD: I w once you want to do the toughest competition out first. MAS: No, no. Well for what? Yeah, it's hard for me. Go ahead, Go ahead. Wait, say it Don: You said what? MAS: again? JRD: What did you want to get the toughest the toughest competition out first? Don: Let someone else do it. Brev: I don't think you necessarily get eliminated from the competition. JRD: you don't? Brev: It's just like a challenge. you do? MAS: No, in that game you do. You do. When you lose it, you're done. Brev: Yeah, so that's the strategy part of it. Which one would you rather have? But that's what I'm saying. It's a game show, it's all about strategy at the end of the day also. Don: Your odds are only better by picking the cancer kid. JRD: Yeah, I Brev: Huh? JRD: guess. Don: That that dies in like he dies in a week or two unless he gets that JRD: That is. Don: money to win. You know MAS: See, cause like in my case, if I knew it was a one-v-one, my advantage is I'd probably pick like the biggest guy out there and then just run circles around him. And just get run around JRD: Who'd you pick out of us three? Who'd you pick out of us three? Brev: and run away from them? MAS: circles around him. Don: Who would you pick up three? JRD: Who would we a Vastery? Don: Right to w to have MAS: yeah. Don: better odds to win or to get the most competition out of it? JRD: No, no, no, th his choice. And then he explained. Whichever one he writes. MAS: I'll probably go to JD. Don: You're losing. JRD: And why and why. Let us let talk. Let's decide let him talk. Brev: Mmm, yeah, I'm sorry. MAS: I just think I'll be able to allude you more than Brevin and Josh. He's just freaking, he's a damn pit bull. So he'll just freaking cover and just be a freaking savage. Don: First of all, I'm faster than both the guys you just listed. Two, I'm the heaviest out of both the guys you just listed. This is MAS: I could be wrong based off the last time I was actually near you and seeing how your build is, but in the past, what I know. Don: This is literally, even when I was JRD: This is morning. Don: scrawny is MAS: Yes. Don: crazy, bro. I literally JRD: He feels granny. Don: have a six pack and I weigh 195, bro. JRD: There's you're six two. Don: And what world? I'm not I'm 5'11, six feet on a good day. What are we talking about? What world is what world 190 plus scrawny? JRD: Okay. Five eleven, one ninety. That's not a big boy. Yeah. You're Brev: Yeah, so you're smaller than me, bruh. JRD: one ninety, five eleven. You're a small dude. It's not big. You should be two ten. Brev: I was 197 this morning. MAS: Yeah. Don: One ninety is not small, bro. JRD: You should be two ten. Five eleven. You should be two ten. You're small. MAS: So yeah, when it comes to weight, yeah. Don: I am not an NFL superstar. I'm not gonna weigh freaking two hundred and ten pounds at five eleven. The average man at my height does not weigh that much. The average man weighs like one hundred and sixty, one seventy. You said what? Brev: If anything, it's less than that. Yeah. If anything, it's less than way less than what we are right now. The average weight for our height. Yeah, for sure. Don: Who yeah. my gosh. JRD: You mean BM good BMI? That doesn't equate muscle. Don: Let me look let me look at the average weight Brev: We're not talking about VMI, we're just talking about weight, Don: for a five five eleven guy. Brev: straight weight. JRD: In America, there's fatten niggas, it's gonna be high. Brev: But still, I was 197 MAS: Yeah Brev: this morning, so I still got you beat, JD. Yeah. Don: You're 197 this morning? I ain't gonna lie. I weigh myself. One one thirty-six to one seventy-eight is the average weight for a five eleven male. That's why I keep saying, like Brev: That's a big window, 136, MAS: What? Brev: bro? Those are like professional boxers, bro. MAS: 136 you're your fuck one gus of wind you're gone, bro Don: You talking about one ninety I'm scrawny, bro, I ain't never been JRD: No, but it see that was based off a normal body mass index. The body mass index it says that. I I got the same thing. Don: my gosh, here this guy goes with the freaking cheese, bruh. MAS: Yeah, we're not even gonna talk about Brev: BMI, bro. MAS: the different scales. That's what it says. at 136. JRD: No, no, it's a it's no. The thing Don: my gosh. JRD: that Jetty looked up said the healthy weight range for a five eleven male is one thirty six to one seventy eight based on a normal body mass index. He didn't look up the average person. Don: And we're assuming everyone is basically normal, bro. JRD: Yes, but we're talking about average height. The average height is different. For sure. Don: Average height. JRD: I mean average weight is different. Don: This dude is you're you're MAS: 136. Don: arguing semantics now. You're going you're JRD: I'm not arguing semantics. Brev: That's average, JRD: We're talking about average like the real average. Like if you average out all the people that are five eleven, what weight would it be? Not some fake weight they say you're supposed to be. You're arguing semantics. But never here it's not a here nor there. He picks you. Neither here nor there. He picks you. Cause he feels you're he feels you're the weakest link. Don: What I literally said, I just looked up average weight for a five eleven guy and it and I read you the numbers they told me. Brev: Yeah, I'm looking for one- I'm looking for one number, though. JRD: Miguel, I agree with you. He he he feels JD based off your frame, you're weak and you're easy to deal with. He wants to easy dub and he picked Jair. You. MAS: Yeah JRD: Dawn. And that's what he said. I didn't pick it. Don: Yeah, th that's that's liter I'm just letting you know that's the worst choice. if JRD: Miguel picked it. That's all I'm saying. Brevin. Brevin. Brevin. Me? Don: And I'm letting them know that's the worst choice. You're free to pick what you want. MAS: Okay, Josh? No, Josh? Josh, who are you picking? Yeah. JRD: You know who I'm picking? Jair. Dawn. Don: Yeah. You're losing. You're losing. JRD: I'm I'm not losing. Wrestling? Honestly, I might hurt you. If we wrestle, I I actually might hurt you. Don: my gosh. All I gotta say is food. You're just weird. The ball's mine, bro. Brev: You MAS: I'm out. Don: You're not catching me either. Like your feet are too small. You your your stride JRD: As I am. As I am. MAS: And there's like, yeah. Don: is not do your stride is the stride of a toddler, bro. Like you're not catching me, bro. JRD: Okay, bro. Ha ha Brev: Yeah, I think that's where me and JD honestly have that advantage where we can make up a lot of ground regardless. Don: Dude, I don't gotta I don't even all I gotta do is accelerate. I don't gotta run at top speed. JRD: It's not a race. It's not a race. Brev: Yeah, no, but if you're running away, bruh, we're gonna catch up. No, but the ball's like, bro, the ball's like this big, bro. You're be like. JRD: You can't run with the ball and you're and I'll just go for the ball. Are you done? Exactly. So how are Don: If I had the ball JRD: you gonna run with the ball? Brev: That's what saying. for real? Maybe it's not. MAS: It's not that big. It's probably like... Don: Bro, first of all, I'm not shaped like you. My LEGS are not the same size as my freaking fingers, bro. Like I'ma have some distance where I can run and pick up speed with the ball. Cause you, the ball's the size of your body, bro. Like obviously you're not gonna be able run fast. Me, I can run with the ball. MAS: For sure, we are at a disadvantage for sure. It's more awkward for us to run with the ball. But the... JRD: For sure. It is way more ugly with the ball. I I Don: Hundred percent. I'm catching you too. You're not gonna outrun me. Brev: Yeah. JRD: will walk. I will want you to catch me. I will stand up but come get me nigga. Don: And I'll and Josh, you're five two. I will kick you over. What are you gonna do? You're not gonna do anything. I will pick the ball up with you holding it. What are you talking about? JRD: No you won't. Bro. I I would hurt you. I would hurt you. I would hurt you. I would hurt you. Okay, sure. Brev, brev, okay, he's he's he's getting angry. He's Don: You're not even physically active right now. When's the last active thing you've done? Besides open the fridge. JRD: getting flustered. Let's give him time let's give him some air. He's getting angry right now. Brev, you go. Who would Don: Yeah, yeah. JRD: you choose? Brev: I'd pick Mars based off height and weight. MAS: That's it, yeah. JD would probably pick. Don: pick I'm picking Josh just cause I'm cause I want the fucking smoke. JRD: Yeah. MAS: Hahaha! Don: What the fuck? I'm not picking anyone else. It's all it's done. He's cooked. Josh or Dylan. I'm picking Josh or Dylan, JRD: Miguel said the same exact thing and you picking me. Don: I'm not gonna lie. MAS: I was like, yeah. Don: Josh 'cause he's a he's not catching me, bro. My God. JRD: Join the race Brev: I'd pick Dylan JRD: then. Join the race then, pussy. Brev: too, actually. I wouldn't let Dylan win. JRD: Join the race in New York. Don: I'm not joining the race. I don't I don't stoop that low. What'd you say, bruv? Brev: I would pick Dylan too, because I don't lose to Dylan. Don: That's actually crazy. To say that JRD: Big brothers too. Don: when he can't defend himself is crazy. I'm not MAS: For real. JRD: Yeah, isn't he big bro right now? Don: You say what? JRD: Isn't he big bro right now? You know, time zone and such. Brev: Bro, I Don: He is big bro right now. Brev: outweigh him by like 20 pounds. Don: No, no, Brev is big, bro. Yeah, I got me and me and me JRD: No as a carback. Yeah, as a carback. Brev: He's in Germany so he's a head... Don: me and Dylan are beefing, bro. This we wanna pull a fucking forty point comeback, bro. What the fuck? Brev: yeah, that's right. Bro, I looked at the score JRD: Hopefully beat you. Brev: after you said that. I was like, damn. No way. Devante Adams, bro. Don: I'm over here just like, what are these dudes talking about? I'm chilling. I did not know he even had Devontae Adams, bro. Brev: Yeah. JRD: It's okay, Puka will come back. But I have Devante in a different league, so I'm happy. Don: Dylan bro, lucky son of a MAS: But yeah. So wait, so Don: A R. MAS: what are you guys picking though? Real quick, Josh, are you picking someone who matches you or are going trying to get a strategy? JRD: strategy I would probably it Brev: Yeah. JRD: depends on what it is, like how I pick someone. I would pick someone where I have advantage over them. Whether it be like something like wrestling. MAS: You got it. JRD: If it's so if it's wrestling, I'll probably pick someone tall, lanky. You know? MAS: Exactly. JRD: Tall lanky, double leg, s you know, GGs. Brev: GGs. JRD: G G's. Yeah. But I'm not just MAS: We talking money bro, we talking money bro. Brev: Yeah bro, I'm just... Don: Yep. I'm not gonna lie though. JRD: gonna pick some 'cause they're smaller than me. Don: I I'm picking whoever gives me the most advantage, like you said. But like when you think about it, when I play basketball I'm guarding I try to guard the best offensive player on the other end. If it if they're not like a fucking six two or up guy. MAS: So it doesn't apply to every competitive stage. Don: Yeah. JRD: Well it really does. You feel like you're the best to guard. No, but it's it's because Jade is competitive. Brev: No money involved bro, two million dollars? Yeah. MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Don: Yeah, I s but I'm saying money involved, I'm I'm gonna try to guard the best player. JRD: Yeah, because it is competitive. He's saying he's the he's that's the best option. So at the end of the day, it's the best option for you to win. Whatever that might be, right? Don: Within reason, bro. Yeah. Brev: Yeah, I think for money, that's when everything changes. I'm picking the easiest matchup in that and then letting the stronger competitors face against each other and then eliminate each other. So, Don: Get out. Yeah, that's the best way to go. Brev: yeah. Don: You guys need to watch that show Big Brother, bro. That's a lot of with the show. Yeah? That shit's tough bro. It's a great show. JRD: I watched it brother. Yeah. Watch it. yeah, yeah. People my my homie, Cesar is saying release a trans athlete episode. You post a clip. You post a clip of it. I was talking about it. He did? yeah, yeah. Don: Trans athlete episode. We did release it, bruh. Tell to look at the look at the portfolio, bruh. JRD: That one and they wanted our takes for game one for football. Don: Game woo. Brev: that's last week's episode. MAS: Good week, JRD: Yeah, we do. Don: week one. Brev: That's last week. Don: Yeah. Brev: That won't be out for another two months, bro. Don: that's what I'm saying, bruh. JRD: No Don: At this rate. Yeah. I think the TikTok is probably our best avenue right now based off how that shit bumped off one one video. JRD: Yeah. They were Brev: Yeah. JRD: not your f they were coming for your throw. I guess you can MAS: You guys talk Don: I that's MAS: about that last episode? Don: that's the literally that's the best option. That is the best option. Yeah, that shit was hella funny. I Brev: This is why black what do say? This is That's why black men go to therapy or something like that. JRD: Yes well yeah. Yeah. Don: was like no way people are like actually taking this that serious. But this is the internet for MAS: and Don: you, bro. It's crazy. JRD: Yeah, I I think I think you were you were being dead ass though. I think like Yeah, I I take it serious. Don: I was being dead ass. A hundred percent. Don't be crying in no movie theaters. Brev: Yeah, for sure. Don: Fuck. Lock in. Like I I'm not gonna I'm not gonna judge you for it personally. Like I won't not be your friend, but it's just how I feel, bruh. JRD: Yeah. That's how you really feel. MAS: hehe Brev: If you saw one of us doing that, you'd tell us, bro, what the fuck are you doing? Stop, why are you fucking lying? Don: Brev, I saw you cry at Iron Man, bro. What are you talking about? MAS: Ha ha ha JRD: And JD saw you cry, he goes, Don: You for sure even admitted that shit. JRD: huh, huh? Brev: No, bruh. JRD: With his loud ass laugh. He goes, huh? No. Don: You couldn't even do it, bruh. Cause MAS: Ha! Don: cause the theater was so loud, bruh. Remember we were all on we're on emotional wreck because we saw he he got millionaire and everyone went crazy in the movie theater. and then like fifteen minutes later Iron Man dies. Brev, you were for sure crying. Brev: No, I wasn't. First of all, that was my second JRD: Believe it. Brev: time watching MAS: He he. Brev: the movie at that point. Don: Ha ha ha. JRD: I I can believe it. Honestly, Don: Yeah, right. Brev: No! JRD: like realistically if I had especially during that era, during that era of you the Brev era, you were definitely correct. That Brev: No, I wasn't crying, bro. JRD: era of you Don: Wasn't crying. Brev: You MAS: It's always fun just to say of us four here, bruv, I think you're the one to cry. Don: you gotta even admit that, bruh. JRD: Mm-hmm. Brev: Nah, bro. Don: Outta us. MAS: hehe JRD: Yeah. Brev: I'm not admitting shit. MAS: Hahaha JRD: So so so Brad, who do you think realistically, who will be more likely to cry out of the four of us? So you can't think of it because you Don: Watching Marley and me, bruh. Marley and me. Yeah, didn't Brev: cried my eyes out watching Marlene and me, bruh. Don: the dog die in that movie, bruh? That shit came on right now. Off Barbers watch it. That JRD: it's just a dog. And he had a full ass life. Brev: Yeah, bro, don't even talk about it, honestly, bro. Don: shit's MAS: You Brev: Don't even talk about it. JRD: that's with Owen Wilson, right? Brev: Yeah. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Yeah, how you crying when with Owen Wilson? Don: Literally w one of my homies got in my car one one. Brev: I was a child, bro. Don: Yeah, I'm saying as an adult though, watch it again, you don't think you're a cry? Brev: No, fuck no. JRD: Bre Brab told me he cried when he watched the notebook the first time. He told me that he was a bro. You never watched the notebook? Brev: Never even watched a movie, bro. Not all the way through. JRD: That's that no, that's kinda gay. I feel like you have to watch the notebook. MAS: Ha JRD: I think that's gay. Brev: Is gay that I haven't watched the notebook? JRD: Yeah, it is. I think it's gay that you haven't watched the notebook. The notebook? MAS: Nah, I feel- Brev: because it's a critically acclaimed film. JRD: No, it's just like the notebook, you need to watch it like Don: You see how women think. MAS: I feel like it's Titanic over a notebook. JRD: For our generation. Don: You think it's gay not to watch Titanic? MAS: I'm just saying for his argument, like, I think that there's one movie, Don: Titanic will gover. MAS: Titanic is more iconic. JRD: Titanic was some bullshit, bro. When she throws something over. Don: I don't think that was more like a r it was a romantic movie, but like JRD: Nah. Don: I think Notebook is more JRD: Notebook is the romantic movie. Don: And I that's what I'm saying. I don't think Titanic is I would say Titanic's a chick flick. I think I would say Notebook's a chick flick for sure. Over Titanic. JRD: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Don: I'm trying to think of another one like that. That's crazy. I wouldn't say you're gay. I mean I would say Brev's gay period, but I wouldn't say he's gay for not watching notebook. MAS: No, I 100 % I'm just... No, JRD: It's just a joke. This is a joke. This is a joke. MAS: 100 % no. JRD: This is a joke. This is a joke. Brev: You MAS: Just trying to make a point. JRD: Yeah. But you should watch the notebook, bro. No one of those like you know, I'm I mean like one of those guys who like try to be super mantra and super straight. Just like bro, that's that's kinda gay. I tried to give my cousin a hug and he was like, Hey, watch out and I like, Bro, I can't give you a hug bye. He like, No, I was like, You're gay. My cousin Who he's he's he's Don: Hugging grown men is kinda crazy though. It depends what the hug is for, bro. Dab up. Brev: Is it like a, wait, you mean like a, or like a dappin' hug, or like what is it? JRD: I was like, all right, bro, see you. And he he's he's going out of the state. He's going out of the state. Let's live here. Don: How old is he? How old is he? JRD: He's nineteen. Don: Going out to state? I'm not mad at that. You going out to stay? You don't know the next time you're gonna see him? JRD: He's he doesn't he yeah, he he he he d he doesn't live here. He doesn't live here. Don: Yeah, okay. MAS: I think the rule for hugging, Brev: I always start with the dab. MAS: you can only hug other males that are in your family. And if it's not in your family, you can hug them, but it's gotta come after a dad. JRD: A doubt, yeah. And and close fifth to the Don: You can't just hug a you see your home you haven't seen a homie in in like five, seven months and you just Hey bro quick little hug that's JRD: You telling me you telling me when we see each other in New York, you could be like, Hold on MAS: Nah, think for sure. DAP is just Don: No, I'm I'm I was going for a dad. MAS: so classic, bro. It's just a great DAP. Don: I a hundred percent I'm never hugging someone just straight to a hug. But I'm saying if someone went straight for a hug, I'm not thinking that's weird though. MAS: yeah. Yeah. JRD: What if what if it's a hug and then a dab after you break? MAS: See, but Don: Why are you dabbing after? MAS: yeah, I'm absolutely Brev: That's just an awkward sequence. MAS: awkward as hell when it comes to like greetings, JRD: No. MAS: The amount of awkward freaking handshakes, hugs that I've had in my entire life. JRD: How hey, how are you? Well I can see you, Josh. MAS: I can't do that, bro. So that's why I just have my set. Dap, hug, boom. JRD: Okay. MAS: Easy. JRD: But nevertheless Don: I think what Josh said was the craziest thing ever. hugging and then dabbing after is insane work. Brev: Yeah, I've never seen someone do that before. JRD: Was asking, I don't say, I really Don: That's like you missed that motherfucker, huh? You just hugged him, you just embraced him ultimately. And I'm like, you know what? Let me dab you up again. MAS: Yeah, that's all perfect. I just reenacted doing it. JRD: Yeah. Don: That's too much, bruh. Back up. All right, bro. Good to see you, bro. Back up. MAS: Yeah, I can't do it. I can't remember the Brev: You MAS: last dude that I hugged just straight hugged. Don: It's it's mainly like the only probably my uncles and like elders is people I would hug. Like JRD: Yeah. MAS: My brothers kind of fluctuate. Sometimes I'll tap them up. Don: I'll just be dabbing that full up. But like a dab hug, JRD: A little bit is twelve, a little bit different. Don: I'll be doing those. Straight dab into a straight Brev: Yeah, Dab Hug. It's the go-to. Nice and simple. JRD: Yeah. Go for that one. Don: like embrace, full hug. Brev: Now, you could sometimes do the DAP with the one arm behind or like DAP and then like, yeah. JRD: You bring it in, yeah. Don: Yeah, that's that's also a hug, but that's not the hug I'm talking about. I'm talking about the Hug we brother, like Drake and Josh. MAS: Yeah. Hug me brother. Brev: Yeah. Yeah. JRD: Brother. Brev: I think I always start with adapt. That's just a personal thing. Don: Yeah, dab is man though. Josh does a dab after the hug. Crazy work. Don't ever do that shit to me, bro. I won't talk to you right to the day. JRD: No, I d okay. This is asked the question. You Brev: Dab? A dab after the hug? JRD: say you won't talk to me for the Don: Walking away, right? JRD: whole day. Alright, let's do MAS: as criminal. Don: Boy Wa. JRD: Josh tripping, let's give us some time to air out. It's been a minute. been a minute. MAS: haha Don: Yo, I don't think about his actions, bruh. hey bro, wanna do your little hate take. Brev: Hey, watch. Don: Yeah, I kinda like retained MAS: Hey, Deread. Don: bruh. What Brev: All right. Don: do y'all what do y'all like to call that shit though? MAS: I like, her, I think it fits the, what'd say? Don: But I feel like hate take is like it just rolls off the tongue. JRD: Hey take. MAS: HATE TAKE JRD: Hey take. Don: This is a hate take, regardless of what it MAS: I didn't have to get number two, I'm not mad at it, yeah. JRD: Yeah. And hater it may already be taken. Don: just for like iterators too. Brev: I don't know. I don't think I... Don: What do you what do you think, bruh? You said hate watching. Brev: I like either Haterade or Hatewatch. MAS: Actually, haterade is kinda corny the more I think. Don: That's why I was like, yeah, the more I think about them like Brev: Let's go hate watch. JRD: He watched the he watched Don: I like hate watch or hate take is what I fuck with. MAS: Hey, Tate. Don: But regardless, the floor is yours, bruh. Brev: All right. Something I hate right now. Absolutely is being a Colts fan, bro. We have we Don: Ha ha ha. MAS: Don't do it. Brev: have the longest active losing streak in the NFL at nine games, which means I haven't seen my team win in almost a year. One full calendar year. I mean, the way the game ended on Sunday. Is just like the icing on the cake, bro. It's like we lost the same way. We lost in a close overtime game to Kansas City last year also because of bad play calling. And we blew an 11.4th quarter lead last year. And this year, we throw a bomb, our first possession of fucking overtime. We get it. He fumbles. We get gifted the possession back because that damn year they could have just said the fumble stands and the game's over. Then we run the ball three times in a row. We don't go for the end zone and we settle for a tie, bro. So it's like Shane Steichen is just playing to fucking not lose rather than playing to win. Like let's go for the fucking end zone. Let's go win, bro. We haven't won in almost a year. Go for the win. And we give the JRD: But blah. Brev: ball back to Patrick Mahomes with two timeouts left and three minutes. And they've been cooking us all night. Bro. That shit is so frustrating. Shane's second should definitely be fired. And we need to start cleaning house because I would say in my life, I'm pretty happy. And I was thinking about MAS: I'm sorry. Brev: it like, dude, I'm pretty happy in life. And this is literally the most stressful part of my life. And the thing that makes me the most angry is watching the Colts and being a fan of the Colts. Like nothing gives me more stress than that. So I fucking hate being a Colts fan. Don: that's like average male experience bro. Like the most stressful part of your life is probably watching your team. Brev: Yeah, bro. Like, dude, honestly, they should be playing. Like, MAS: Yeah. I thought you'd be asked. Yeah. Brev: I play Madden. I could call a fucking game better, MAS: If you have if you ask like an og guy Let's say their team had like a known time where the team was struggling you ask them and they're divorced What was worse your divorce or that span of being that fan they're gonna go. Don: We are. MAS: Yeah, that was the worst Picking picking picking the team for sure just committing to a team and watching them suck Don: And like you're so blindly committed that you still sit there and watch them suck. Brev: Bro, in every offseason JRD: Yeah. Brev: they convince you that this is a different year. And I believe them. And we're just gonna go for another eight and nine fucking Don: You're just gullible. I could have told you the Colts weren't gonna be good this year. JRD: And and you and and Brev: season. JRD: and with me like I can't change. Like no I I tr Don: Yes, you can. You almost changed. Actually timeout, for people that are of home, I want you guys to all know this I don't know what year it was, maybe twenty twenty one, twenty nineteen, between that spin, this guy, Joshua Ryan Divorce, contemplated on not being a Cowboys fan anymore. Even went to the point to saying that he was gonna root for wherever Lamar Jackson was. Am I wrong? MAS: You're not wrong, but I've heard everyone in this chat. Everyone, everyone in here has said that. Hold on. No, everyone. Hold on real quick. I'm just going to yes, but hold on. JRD: Yes. He's completely wrong. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Can I can I smile please? No, I he's okay. I said Brev: No. What? Don: Yeah. MAS: Everyone has says that at one point in their life. They don't want to be a fan of their team. Go ahead. Don: No, but he was so close to really leaving. JRD: I said no, Brev: No. JRD: I said I am going to sit out the NFL Don: No. JRD: season not being a fan of anyone. That's what my exact words. I said I'm gonna sit out MAS: Now JRD: this NFL season. MAS: you specifically Brev: Yeah, bro. MAS: said the more you were like that was one number two. Brev: Bro, I just went on a two minute spiel on how much I hate being a Colts fan, not once I said do I not want to be a Colts fan. JRD: Brev, shut up. Don: Ha ha MAS: I'm out. Don: ha. Brev: What the fuck was that MAS: Yeah, I feel like I could picture everyone here just be like, I don't want to be a Colts fan. I don't want to be a Celtics fan. Don: Alright, you never heard me say the Celtics one. No. I've gotten Brev: Yeah, bro, you've never heard me say that. JRD: Yes, you have. You have Don: I got I've gotten very angry, but I've never ever ever once in my life contemplated on rooting for another team. If I were not to be a Celtic fan anymore, I would not be a fan of that sport. I would not watch the sport. JRD: And I quote, You may have been a sar You may have been sarcastic when you said it, but you said what do you mean? No matter. MAS: Yeah. Don: Yeah, I'm obviously joking. You were seriously contemplating. You were in a in a bash state of mind. I remember talking to you and being concerned of your well-being. Because you were like, the Cowboys do not bring me joy anymore. I'm going to root for Lamar Jackson, the Baltimore Ravens. A hundred percent. This this definitely is a canon event. Brev: You know what? I do remember that too. Yeah, you do. Yeah. JRD: I I I MAS: he for sure said that. For sure. JRD: I was just trying to decompress. I wasn't being serious. Don: You seem pretty serious, bro. Brev: You seem serious, MAS: Having a number JRD: How about MAS: two team is like saying you're not going to be a fan is like, okay, whatever. But then saying like you're gonna have another team back up like I'm gonna go to this team. Don: Yeah, that's crazy. JRD: I think I just had L I think I just had Lamar in fantasy that year and he was doing well for me. No, I had MAS: You had a fantasy of Lamar? What? JRD: fantasy on my t had Lamar on my Lamar Don: That's what I heard. JRD: on my fantasy football team. Don: Hey bro, relax. Sheesh. JRD: my gosh. Brev: Josh is rooting for whatever team Keem is rooting for. Don: Yeah, if that's Hey, what's JRD: Yeah. Don: Keem? What's Keem's team? he was talking about being like he might he might be Minnesota. I remember shit. Brev: He doesn't really have a team but since he lives in Minnesota now, yeah. MAS: Might as well, sure. Don: You gonna be Minnesota fan, Josh? They got Kyler Murray back. JRD: No, fuck the purple people ears. Fuck to. Don: I think the closer I actually came, I actually did contemplate of not being a Niner fan anymore. This was back in like twenty eleven, twenty twelve, MAS: you Don: because I was a big Alex Smith guy. So when he got hurt after we finally MAS: I remember. Exactly. Don: We finally were good with the Alex Smith with Harbaugh came over and then we went on that magical run. This fool gets hurt and like against the Bears, I forget. Kaepernick comes in and freaking takes over. And then never, ever gave up the spot ever since. And I was so mad about that shit, because yeah, I fucked up with the success we're having. But bro, Alex Smith deserved to be the starting quarterback, at least until he lost a job, bro. He never got a chance to fight for his job. Brev: In Kaepernick goes the Super Bowl. JRD: He went he went to the Chiefs, right? Don: Yeah, but I was like out there a year and then yeah, he went to a Super Bowl. 'Cause when he was healthy he never came back. He was only out for like a realistic game, bro. MAS: I remember Don: he got hurt against the Rams. And then the next game, Colin Cabernet had that amazing game against the Bears where he was like running all over them, going crazy. And then he just ever since then he never lost a job. And then the whole JRD: Yeah. Don: that the whole di debacle with him taking the knee and shit and how they treated him afterwards, that shit pissed me off even more. I was like, bro, I'm not about to root for this team anymore. So I almost went to the Cheese, bro, 'cause Alex Smith. And I almost went to the Patriots because of Tom Brady. MAS: confession confession Don: Hundred percent. Brev: I definitely contemplate not being a fan anymore. Don: yeah, I was there with you. You're gonna be a Clippers fan or a Lakers fan. You were you were seriously Brev: Yeah. We're... Yeah, we're... Look at the clippers are... MAS: We're all there. Don: debating on being a Lakers fan. Brev: No. It was either the clippers or the grizzlies because I used the grizzlies in 2K. Don: Can't tell me you weren't thinking about being like a fan of home. That's it's it's full sort of Brev: If anything, that's when I really started like, when LeBron went to the Lakers, bro, you don't know how- Don: Ha ha. MAS: because you couldn't follow. Brev: Nah, I couldn't follow him. I can't, yeah. Don: You you went somewhere I can't follow you. What w what Pat I say again? MAS: You're going down a path I can't follow. Don: my god. MAS: You're breaking my heart. Don: This fool was like that with LeBron. You breaking my heart, LeBron. Nah, dead ass. I think I never with the Celtics though. If I were not to be a Celtic fan, I would not watch the sport at all. Like I'm done. Brev: Yeah. Don: That means I'm just not watching basketball. If I was part of you with the Colts and you with the Giants. Brev: I've never contemplated not being a Colts fan, Don: Unless you left the Giants for a stint. Brev: Damn, being a colt fan is a near part of my personality. Don: Percent. MAS: Never leave the giant. Brev: Yeah. JRD: So you have a shitty personality then. Who wants to be a cool Don: Ha. Brev: You a fucking JRD: fan? Brev: Cowboys, Lakers, and Dodgers fan. Don: Alright JRD: I'm from LA. I'm from LA County. I'm from LA County. I'm a bandwagon team. I'm a bandwagon team. Don: bro, keep the Dodgers out of this shit, bro. Keep the Dodgers out of this, you freaking Cavalier fan. Brev: You a Cowboys, Lakers and Dodgers fan, You have the biggest bandwagon teams in all sports, bro. You follow the biggest bandwagon teams in all sports. MAS: He has no option for two of them. Don: Nah. Actually, you're right. Cowboys, Lakers, and Dodgers. Whoa. Now the Golden Knights too, bro. It's been a setup this whole time. I got him. Brev: Yes. Yeah, biggest market for each one. JRD: Okay, listen guys, listen, guys, listen. my god. Brevin, JD, J J D, JD, JD. Okay, can I go? Brev: no, come on Josh. JRD: I got JD JD. You're intelligent, so I don't know why you said that. We know how we know how Brev is, so I'm gonna break it down for Brev. Listen. Brev, MAS: my god. JRD: a bandwagon is when people join a team that is doing exceptionably well. A bandwagon is not let Brev: When did you become a Lakers fan? JRD: me finish talking. A bandwagon Don: Ha ha ha. JRD: is not someone who who goes for a popular team or or a fan who doesn't know anything besides their team. I will say, yes, a lot of Dallas Cowboys fans aren't knowledgeable about football, they're only knowledgeable about the Cowboys, and I'll give you that. But that is not a bandwagon. And Brev: You know he said something different last week. JRD: and then and then I'll be something else to you. You said How long have I been a Lakers fan? My whole life. What are you talking about? I've been to a Lakers Brev: So when you were born? JRD: parade. I've been to a Lakers parade. And what you was saying? Yeah, I was born into it. Yes. Yes. Brev: So when you were born, you're born to, hey, they were pretty good around the time you were born, bruh. MAS: That doesn't mean anything really, but... JRD: I was born into it. Exact again. Brev: They were pretty good, bruh. I don't know. Hey, I wasn't there when you became a Laker fan. Don: Well Justin JRD: And if it's my city a and if it's my city and they're doing good, a nigga got lucky. well, a nigger got lucky. A nigga was born in a city. Brev: You're from Long Beach, bro. You could have picked the Clippers. MAS: But you're a bandwagon for Don: Yeah. MAS: the Dodgers for sure. Don: You're bandwagon for the Dodgers JRD: A hundred percent. Don: and you're bandwagon actually all three teams, bro. Because bandwagon is also just following the trend, bro. It's trendy to be a Lakers fan is. Bro, Dallas Cowboys is the most JRD: It's a trend there's new Dallas Cowboys fan. That's a trend. Three one hates the Cowboys. Brev: You're not a new Dallas Cowboys fan. Don: valuable sports team in the world, bro. What do you fucking mean? JRD: I know, but that doesn't mean it's a trend 'cause MAS: And JRD: they have diehard fans. Are you slow? Did you hit your hand? MAS: well, to be fair, didn't Brevin just say that you have the most bandwagon teams, not necessarily that you were a bandwagon. So just like those teams are like. Don: Did a hundred percent. You say you root for all the bandwagon teams. JRD: has it has then I explained what a bandwagon is? What bandwagon? MAS: I know, but the Cowboys, Don: That is what a bandwagon. MAS: the Lakers, and the Dodgers are three in their sports, the teams that everybody knows. JRD: Two. Two. That's mean a bandwagon. That's Brev: Hey, you're getting really defensive, Josh. JRD: not what a bandwagon is. Would you say? What'd MAS: but like he said we're just going off of JRD: you say, bruv? Brev: You're getting really defensive. JRD: No, I'm not I I can't defend my honor. I just gotta take it. I just gotta take it. Yeah, you're Don: Give him some time, let him air out. Pause. JRD: right, guys. I'm in bandwagon. I can't Brev: All right, all right. JRD: defend my honor. That's crazy. It's this it's a three Don: Like you JRD: v one right now. Of course I'd be in defensive. I started that you attacked me first. You literally said Brev: What do you mean? You started this. Yeah. I literally said being a Colts fan is part of personality. said, damn, you got a shitty personality. And I'm like, all right, well, all right. Let me respond to that. Don: All right, look, on Webster's dictionary, bandwagon. Look, JRD: Yeah. Don: the second and third definition probably relates to what we're talking about. The second definition is a popular party, faction, or cause that attracts growing support. Often you just such JRD: Wrong support. Don: phrases jumped on the bandwagon. The third definition answer is a current or fashionable trend. That does not say anything about being a good team. You could be a bandwagon of a popular team. JRD: Currently a fashionable trend that Don: Current trend, fashionable trend is or it's not a current fashionable trend. JRD: I I feel I feel Cowboys aren't getting new fans. I don't think Cowboys getting new fans. Don: Guarantee they are. I guarantee you. If if you're in the state of Texas, Brev: Yes, they are. Don: I guarantee you there are new Cowboy fans every year, every time they play. JRD: I don't think they can't but but but that's their city. That's like saying that that's their city. Don: Texas is a state. JRD: That's their state. Is this is a state. But they're not going for Houston. Brev: Yeah, it's a big ass state, bro. Don: It's a big F thing. JRD: It is. They're not going for Houston. Don: Then I won't Houston. Brev: Exactly, why wouldn't they go to Houston? Why don't they live closer to Houston? JRD: They're still going for they're still going for the Cowboys. MAS: Who is a cartoon sneeze? It's from Fiddlepallachu! Brev: You Don: He tried to just keep talking afterwards. That shit was crazy. For sure, MAS: Good. JRD: Mm. Don: but you don't gotta there's Cowboys have one of the we just talked about who has like one of the biggest fan bases, bro. We and you're if you have the biggest fan base, you you're gaining more fans. JRD: Cowboys do, but that's my bandwagon fans. They're genuine. They're genuine. They're genuine. They're genuine. Don: They I guarantee you they're not. And you just said you also just said that Brev: They're not knowledgeable. Don: yeah, that cowboy fans are not in Audible, which wouldn't be Junior. JRD: A lot of them are, a lot Brev: Yeah. JRD: of are, a lot of them are, I agree. I said they're not knowledgeable about MAS: Cause they're bandwagon. JRD: the sport okay, you know what? Fine. They can be bad, I don't care. I'm not. Fuck them. I'm Joshua. I guess I guess Don: That's what we said. You root for bandwagon teams, bro. That's it. JRD: I do. You're right, I digress. I digress. Brev: Why do you root for the Cowboys? JRD: My grandfather and my father are from Texas, right near Dallas. When I was growing up, LA did not have a team. LA County did not have a team. People in LA County, we low key hate the Bay Area at the time. So we would never go for a Bay Area team. We would never go for Sack. We would never go for the Warriors. We would never go for the Raiders. Why aren't you why why why why aren't you a Colts fan and you live right next to San Diego, nigga? Don: I think that's the MAS: because they weren't Cowboys fans in Texas. Brev: Bro, I became Don: Coats clippered. Brev: a fan of all my teams before any of them won championships. Don: The charges? JRD: Why aren't you a Chargers fan when you grew up what ten or fifteen minutes from San Diego? Brev: I'm not 10 to 15 minutes away. JRD: How far? I don't know. I'm asking thirty? Forty five? That's Brev: 45 to an hour, depending on traffic. JRD: crazy. I don't know how people from Temak Club be claiming San Diego and y'all hour away. That's wrong. Yeah. Don: Yeah, that's a long that's like Sacramento claiming the bay, bro. Brev: Yeah, because people don't know what Temecula is. Because think about I tell someone I'm from Temecula and then I got to explain where it is and then, but I never claim, I never tell Don: It's forty five minutes north of San Diego. Brev: people I'm from San Diego. I know Dylan does though, for sure. Dylan does in the Army. He tells them he's from San Diego. Don: Dylan, damn. Another Dylan slander when he's not here to protect himself. That's like three. What do you say? I'm I'm gonna pick Dylan because he's the weakest link or something like that. JRD: Yeah. Will you love your brother? Let's talk about it. All right. In this episode we're gonna discuss brotherly love. Yeah. MAS: Hehehehe Brev: What? JRD: Coming for his head. Don: Start adding shit. think picking a team because your your dad was a fan, or like, nah. That's a weak excuse to me, bro. Or like even even hometown shit, that's a weak excuse to me, bro. You JRD: So what wha what team can I pick? Don: gang, you pick a team that calls to you, bro. That you would know that you'll be dedicated to like. Like me and the Celtics. My blue my blood is more green than your blood is coat blue. your blood is black and orange. JRD: I'm just loyal. So, you know, I was forced into a team and I kept that team. I'm loyal. I'm I'm loyal. Brev: Stop. Don: Your blood is you're not even a deep Brev: Stop. JRD: I'm loyal. I'm just loyal. I'm just loyal. If a team, if I get forced to pick a team, I'm just gonna rock with it. I was a kid, so I'm just rocking with it. We them boys. Don: Josh, you're you're the highest like out of ten fandom you have for all your teams, the highest is a seven, and that's for the Lakers. Cowboys you're probably like a six and a half. Dodgers you're a three. No, don't say it. JRD: No. I'm more of a I'm more I'm more of a Dallas Cowboys fan than I am a Lakers fan. Don: I'm a ten Celtic fan. Brev is like a nine, nine and a half Colt fan. Brev: 10, 10 colds, fam. MAS: Mm-hmm. Don: Yeah. JRD: I I would say I'm a eight and a half nine Dallas Cowboys fan. Eight and a half nine. I do. I do. Wa one hundred percent I do. Don: Fuck no, bro. Fuck no. You do not love the Cowboys, bro. Like I love the Celtics, like he loves the Colts. And like he loves the Giants. I think I think Brev: Hahaha JRD: so on one hand you say I'm getting offensive. You're MAS: Definitely a bigger Giants fan than he is Cowboy fan. Don: A hundred percent. I wouldn't even argue I wouldn't JRD: not a real giants fan, shut up, Miguel. Brev: Yeah, yeah, Don: even I wasn't even J Josh, I thought you were I Brev: he's a bigger giant than you are a cowboy, man. JRD: Mm-hmm. Don: Josh, I thought you were a Lakers fan, MAS: Yeah. Don: bruh, over a Cowboys. JRD: Nah, I'm for sure a bigger Cowboys fan than I am, a Lakers fan. When Don: Exactly. You don't do you don't showcase it, bro, so obviously it's not true. JRD: did this become Attack Joshua or what the fuck? my god, Don: It's always attack Josh, bro. You look like a punching bag. Why? It's like it's hard not to. Brev: I will say you definitely like football more than you like basketball. MAS: Yeah. JRD: this is not crazy, bro. You look like a beetle. Shut up. Hmm. God damn Don: We do numbers, bruh. Bra if you're not a T and Colts fan either. Brev: Yes I am. JRD: I don't even know if they consider Don: Yeah. JRD: you a Colts fan, bro. You talk about LeBron more than you talk about the Colts. Brev: That's a lie. Don: you'll be a ten LeBron fan for sure. yeah, well, JRD: You y yeah. Brev: That's a lie. That's a lie, bro. Don: not anymore. Yeah, not anymore. MAS: That's twenty eighteen, bruv, huh? Don: He's like a sick now. JRD: I knew Brev in twenty tw I met Brevin twenty nineteen, twenty twenty and that nigga Don: No pun intended. JRD: loved LeBron. He tried this through my poster. He said, you know what, let me get it. I said, No. I said, Brev: No. JRD: What do you mean? On the side of my head. On the side of my head. On the side. Don: One you put over your head so you can see LeBron every time you wake up and go to sleep. 'cause it's a better view 'cause you sleep on your side, 'cause you're too big to roll on your back? JRD: This is crazy bro. Don: Let me do my hack of week. My hack of the week is get a cat, bruh. I think if you want a pet, you can't get a dog. Obviously a lot of people can't get dogs for numerous reasons. A cat would be the best option. Self efficient, cool and cuddly, but you gotta get the cat at like seven weeks old. no more than four months. Because if you get a weird ass cat, that shit is not gonna be fun and it's gonna ruin your taste for cats in general. Well, if you get a cat young and then keep in a good environment, it's a great investment. That's my hack of the week. JRD: Yep, and also to add to that, Brev: I agree. JRD: the catch and distribution system, if a little kitten comes to your front door, well nigga, you got a cat now. I don't know what to tell you. It's it's it's it's GG's, I'm sorry. Like Don: Yeah, also I agree to that. If Brev: Yeah, you got a cat. Don: you if so also another thing, I won't bring this up. If you were to like go to work for whatever reason and then like outside your work there's like a fucking dead a dead cat JRD: Ha ha ha. Don: on top of another cat and there's kittens all around, I think you should take one of those kittens home, at least get the cat JRD: Take one away. Don: away from the dead corpse so it doesn't keep laying around the dead corpse with the kittens, you know what I mean? At least throw the corpse away. That's just me. If that were to happen, hypothetically. Brev: If that were to happen. JRD: Yeah. Don't don't record a video. Don't Brev: If that were to happen. JRD: like record a video and send it to some of your friends, but which is crazy and then drive off. Talking about I have to finish my sandwich. That's crazy. Yeah, Don: Yeah, and no do nothing about it. Brev: Nah. If it was just... Yeah. Don't ruin your friend's day and then not do anything about it. Don: Yeah. Showing a dead cat. MAS: Thought you guys would get a kick out of it. JRD: You didn't kick out of it. Did you do that, Miguel? Don: I thought you got me a kick out of it. This fool has no soul, bro. Did you watch the video? Did you didn't you record it? JRD: Yeah, did Brev: You JRD: she do that? Brev: watched the video? That was... JRD: This is hypothetical. What is what's going on here? Don: Yeah. JRD: It's crazy. MAS: Honestly, Brev: You MAS: I do regret not taking that kitten though. For sure.