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Portugese Man O' War | Son of a Boy Dad #417 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm fine to start. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 5: the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. It is Tuesday,
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  Speaker 5: July seventh, and we are here back in HQ trays.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Is that the end of our Chicago episodes?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and now we're here. Now we're back, We're back
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  Speaker 5: in the studio. I mean it is a scorcher in
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  Speaker 5: here today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect day for a wool flannel.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you're wearing a fucking denim jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta say that. I gotta look cool. Well, I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to look cool too.
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  Speaker 1: Also only like sixty eight you guys both you guys
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  Speaker 1: both cool. Both of your credit you guys have wear
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  Speaker 1: good color, flaggy and really nice layering.
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  Speaker 3: That might be my favorite shirt of yours. It's a
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  Speaker 3: solid shirt, that one. And then the sweater with the
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  Speaker 3: with the fish on it. I love the green one.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, you're kind of getting.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit too wrapped up in how you look though,
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  Speaker 1: big time. I just want to let you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm holding now your outfits. You're putting, your putting too
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  Speaker 1: much time into them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've gone corporate. Yeah, big time sold out, bad
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  Speaker 3: jokes are suffering. Oh, big time, you got too good
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  Speaker 3: looking suffering.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But if I had known that you might wear something
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  Speaker 3: like that, I might have extended an invitation to the
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  Speaker 3: dinner the Seaton. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well so yeah, let's hear about this dinner.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to the eighty six. You would love it.
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  Speaker 3: But unfortunately, I.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of term that people use for garbage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like when you eighty six of menu.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's eighty cancel an order. Yeah. The eighty
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  Speaker 3: six has a dress code of smart elegant attire. Any
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  Speaker 3: guest who does not appear sufficiently well presented maybe refuse
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  Speaker 3: to entry. That's you.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm this is as smart attire as it
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  Speaker 5: can get.
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  Speaker 1: You are dressed for the eighty six today.
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  Speaker 5: This is smart.
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  Speaker 1: You're dressed like all of that they put in a martini.
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  Speaker 3: If I had known you had that in you, I
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  Speaker 3: might I might have said worth three.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, No, I don't mind, It's all good A little. No,
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  Speaker 5: I really don't mind. I'm going Look, I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: Wyoming tomorrow. I'm on VAK mode right now.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Well, what better way to kick off a VAK
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  Speaker 1: than like one of the top ten toughest reservations to
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  Speaker 1: get in the city.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, I don't know like that, what
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  Speaker 5: do you mean. I like to find the easiest reservation
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  Speaker 5: to get in the city. I'm more into places that
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  Speaker 5: don't have reservations. You can just walk right in yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts, Yeah, you just stand up and you can
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  Speaker 1: also get ice cream.
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  Speaker 5: At yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: They serve breakfast all day round.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's more my speed.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever you like to go. You got to be fired
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  Speaker 1: up for Wyoming.
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very excited.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait. I'm looking forward to it.
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  Speaker 3: What's the What's what's happened with the hotel situation?
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  Speaker 5: Well, so funny enough, I like forgot about that completely,
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  Speaker 5: and then Bo hit me up and he had listened
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  Speaker 5: to the podcast and he was like, so, should we
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  Speaker 5: just get a hotel then?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I've been saying we should get a
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  Speaker 5: hotel the whole time, and then we got a hotel.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: Actually it's like a moat.
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  Speaker 3: We're in like a shitty motel. Did they contribute or
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  Speaker 3: you yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I'll pay for the whole thing, and
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  Speaker 5: they're like, no, we'll split it.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is our lives. We like, we didn't choose
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  Speaker 1: the life of being in content to get fucking poked
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  Speaker 1: fun at for our Yeah. How much of the hotel's
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  Speaker 1: a night?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's a motel, and I think it was like
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  Speaker 5: for three people, it was like, I want to say,
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  Speaker 5: it was like two fifty.
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  Speaker 3: Something like that total.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like Jackson's expensive. You have your own rooms
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  Speaker 5: for a mote, this is like super eight per room.
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  Speaker 5: No for one room?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you got one room?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got one room with two beds in a couch.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's not bad.
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  Speaker 5: It's not terrible, but for a motel it's not great.
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  Speaker 1: But I know you're not sleep on the couch. But like,
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  Speaker 1: since you split it evenly, you should have the option
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  Speaker 1: to wind up on the couch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll probably. I mean there's a chance I'll end
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  Speaker 5: up on the couch. Yeah, I got no problem with
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  Speaker 5: that one third chance. As long as we can just
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  Speaker 5: shower before going home, I'm fine. I just don't want
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  Speaker 5: to sit on a plane after being in the woods
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  Speaker 5: for a week.
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  Speaker 3: Is this a group of friends with whom you have
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  Speaker 3: such comfort that all of you guys can like walk
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  Speaker 3: around naked after a shower and it's not weird.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I have any friends.
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  Speaker 3: I thought this would have been that crue.
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  Speaker 5: A single friend that I would do that.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me you can't go bear shafting in front
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  Speaker 1: of your friends.
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  Speaker 3: You know, You're just like you have come out of
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  Speaker 3: the shower with the towel and you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 3: change it.
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  Speaker 5: Would just like anything, You'll be like, I'm dropping trou
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  Speaker 5: like turn around, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: You would say that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you come out with him, come out of
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  Speaker 1: the shower. There's one towel, you put it around your
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  Speaker 1: hair and you.
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  Speaker 3: Just walk out there. Yeah, exactly what I would.
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  Speaker 1: Walk with your pubic mount.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not flashing pubes or anything like that or cock,
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  Speaker 5: especially not cock.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like girls do that, like definitely all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, girls don't care about that ship, which is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like they like pissed together and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the same toilet.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine pissing with one of your boys.
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  Speaker 1: Can you leave.
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  Speaker 6: It?
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  Speaker 3: Would? Yeah? I mean urinals, it's fine. But if there's
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  Speaker 3: one toilet and a single use bathroom also.
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  Speaker 5: I think the assumption would be like those guys are
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  Speaker 5: doing drugs in there. Like if me and you were
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  Speaker 5: at a bar and we were just in the bathroom together,
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  Speaker 5: everyone would be like, they're doing coked. If the bouncers like,
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  Speaker 5: get the fuck out of there, Yeah, yo, chill, dude,
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  Speaker 5: my boys pissing.
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  Speaker 3: We're both we're talking about something. He's having a hard time,
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  Speaker 3: do you mind.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and can't get away with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bullshit. Yeah, it's a double standard. But they're
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  Speaker 1: walking around clams out, cans out, and I think that
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  Speaker 1: it's I really think that it's because there's nothing that's
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  Speaker 1: like dudes, their penises are the one piece of privacy
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  Speaker 1: men have, exactly, and women have no privacy because of athleisure.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, very very right.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of logic being poured in here, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not sure I follow it all. I'm not a big
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  Speaker 3: like you can't see girl.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, girls all know, there's no like surprises.
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  Speaker 1: When girls all get naked with each other, they're all like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the girls like if she has big.
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  Speaker 5: Boobs or small boobs, kind of kind regardless.
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  Speaker 1: Not like a dick where it's like you could have
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  Speaker 1: the fucking corkscrew dick like a fucking duck.
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  Speaker 3: But wait a minute, hold on a second. Maybe girls
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  Speaker 3: are better at reading that than I am. But there
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  Speaker 3: have been times where I have unearthed breasts that I
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  Speaker 3: thought were large and they ended up being smaller, or
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  Speaker 3: vice versa. Sometimes they were a well kept secret.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but they don't feel they need to fool each other,
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  Speaker 1: and they want.
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  Speaker 3: To fool exactly. Well, they're not just fooling me and
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  Speaker 3: not fooling them, you think.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I think they're just like, yeah, like I'm doing whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're fooling you in specific, not fooling them. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going on a date with Francis tonight. Let me
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  Speaker 3: wear three sports bras.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, help me help me with that.
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  Speaker 5: Much more likely to happen going out with you than
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  Speaker 5: going out with her friends.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want him to think. I don't want him
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  Speaker 3: to like me the way my friends do my big
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  Speaker 3: boots for how honest I am about my large breasts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really think that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: I want him to think I'm humble.
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  Speaker 1: I really think that's what it comes down to. There,
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  Speaker 1: there's not many friends that I have that I'm going
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  Speaker 1: bear shafted in front of as well. But I think
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  Speaker 1: that's because I didn't play many team sports.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's me.
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  Speaker 1: I think the team sports brothers are more likely to use.
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  Speaker 3: The play soccer.
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  Speaker 1: They like run trains.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they pretty they full. I think I don't
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  Speaker 3: think it's soccer so much as a hockey, football, lacrosse.
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  Speaker 5: I would say soccer one, hockey two. I do like
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  Speaker 5: I do think hockey is right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see basketball is that high round. I think
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  Speaker 3: that a lot of those basketball teams have individual stalls.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're small, so they can do that. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: they're also deeply homophobic.
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  Speaker 3: We yeah, correct, we had to shower in the type
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  Speaker 3: of shower you go through when you check in at rikers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting sprayed down in your head shape.
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  Speaker 3: Hurt, Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think they changed that though, Like, do you
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  Speaker 5: think since you've been there, like they probably added like
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  Speaker 5: curtains because I remember when I was in middle school,
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  Speaker 5: we didn't have like the gym. I mean, obviously you
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  Speaker 5: were only going there for gym, so you weren't No
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  Speaker 5: one was really actually showering after But then I remember
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  Speaker 5: going to high school and they updated everything and they
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  Speaker 5: had curtains.
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  Speaker 3: Now we didn't. They don't have curtains. There's a team
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  Speaker 3: building element to showering together.
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  Speaker 1: That's how like theon you should be like, hey, you
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  Speaker 1: need to as men, you need to be able to
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  Speaker 1: shower together, which means like you need to just be
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  Speaker 1: able to have all your insecurities and flaws laid bare.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that that's probably what it does. And
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  Speaker 1: with basketball players, they have the most to lose because
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  Speaker 1: like if a seven foot dude has a small dick,
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  Speaker 1: it's like yeah, when he's got a fucking yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: he's just got he's got a little button, then like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty funny. Yeah yeah, that ship's actually hiou.
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  Speaker 5: And that'll but honestly that that'll probably hurt the dynamic
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  Speaker 5: of the team. Like if you find out that you're
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  Speaker 5: All star player has a micro penis, You're like, is
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  Speaker 5: this supposed to be the guy that's leading us into battle?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not passing him the ball, I'm not giving him
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  Speaker 1: the rock. Bro got a micro peene and you want
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  Speaker 1: him to take the.
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  Speaker 5: Last shot, the game winning shot?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be tough, but I mean there has
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  Speaker 1: to be dudes who have all the secrets.
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  Speaker 5: I think soccer like judging off of people I knew
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  Speaker 5: that play, like the soccer kids were always just like
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  Speaker 5: not even like as an insult, not it's not like
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  Speaker 5: a gay way, Like they were all just like like
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  Speaker 5: the guy I don't know how to describe, like they
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  Speaker 5: were like energetic and like, uh like didn't really care
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  Speaker 5: about anything but soccer her. So it was like they
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  Speaker 5: were kind of just like like I could see them
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  Speaker 5: pulling their dicks out and stuff in the locker room.
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  Speaker 3: Like that was like a brother. You're telling me that,
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  Speaker 3: like dedication it was a brother really leads to like
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  Speaker 3: forced nudity.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I don't, Yeah, no, I think it does.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's for me. It was more like frottiness.
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  Speaker 5: I guess that's kind of what I was looking for.
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  Speaker 3: But we we I played on both teams, and I
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  Speaker 3: can tell you it's well the soccer three team's regional.
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  Speaker 1: But he played in college. He played soccer too. People
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  Speaker 1: never talk about that with Francis, but he played soccer.
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  Speaker 3: And and I showered with both teams, and I can
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  Speaker 3: tell you that the soccer team was much more shy
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  Speaker 3: about it than.
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  Speaker 1: The ground he's outside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were, for sure, and and and part of
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  Speaker 3: that was that the soccer team was very diverse. The
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  Speaker 3: lacrosse team was just all white.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could see that. That Actually that plays a
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  Speaker 5: big factor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, race correct, Yeah that you men's soccer team penises
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  Speaker 1: have to look like the rainbow. We have all races.
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  Speaker 5: Did you guys watch that whole game? Yeah, yeah, that
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  Speaker 5: was pretty tough.
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  Speaker 1: Sucked.
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  Speaker 3: I knew that was going to happen. Yeah, I did too.
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  Speaker 5: I went out. I went out with some some pals.
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  Speaker 5: I went out with Lev and Shane and all those
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  Speaker 5: guys and Gillis yeah yeah, Gillis fair and the famous one.
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  Speaker 5: And was Sean there?
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  Speaker 3: No, Sean wasn't there. Oh.
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  Speaker 5: But I looked at Lev twenty minutes into the game
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, this is over. Yeah, anyone talking
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  Speaker 5: about man, No, it's not. And I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's not. But in the back of my head, I
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  Speaker 5: was like, this game's fucking over.
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  Speaker 3: Started we looked like fool yeah, and you know, then
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  Speaker 3: we scored a remarkable free kick. That guy, That guy
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  Speaker 3: was sick, unbelievable that was like some hope was back,
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  Speaker 3: and then maybe we will do thirty seconds. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and you're like, yeah, that is over, bro.
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  Speaker 5: I honestly, I was gonna save this joke for the
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  Speaker 5: pod because I made it at at at the at
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  Speaker 5: the Pop last night, Big pop, big roar, of course.
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  Speaker 5: And then I looked on Twitter and Trent literally said
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  Speaker 5: the exact same thing word for word. But it was
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  Speaker 5: a funny thought. Trent Trent from Barstool Trent Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: Salting jokes from Trent now.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, well so that's why I had to say
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  Speaker 3: that before.
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  Speaker 5: But just like the idea of like the goalie getting
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  Speaker 5: scored on and then being like, why the fuck am
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  Speaker 5: I in the center of the field right now? Like
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  Speaker 5: he was so far up and he was insane. I
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: don't even watch soccer. I can't imagine that's a normal Like.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: He had to come out and play the ball. Yeah,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: but he was out, well he was, no, His problem
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: was that he hesitated once he had the ball at
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: his feet. All you did, know, he stopped. All you
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: did do was just kick it, by the way, Harvard guy, embarrassing.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: That's a disgrace. He's a Harvard guy that could have
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: been you. I know, genuinely could have been. I had
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: a joke like that could have been you. Now, I
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: think you could have been the goalie on that way
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: you would.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it wouldn't be hard not to make
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: that move. He has to have been so embarrassed. The
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: way his foot like hit the ground trying to kick it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: It was like his powers got zapped, like in space jam,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: like everything taken away from him.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: He was like the It was like the yips. It
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: was like the video of Charles Barkley swinging.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was tough. But like luckily if
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: it was if they lost three to two, it would
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: have been way more gameful. They got fucking boat raced.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: The fourth goal was almost as bad as the as
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: the third. Yeah, nah, that one was pretty bad.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Fourth. The third was his bat. That's like history, that
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: will dude.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: The second that guy Romalo Bukkaki came on the field,
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I knew we were absolutely fucked. He was built so
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: differently from anyone else on the soccer field.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: They're so fast to the ball. The Belgians like their
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: first touch just so much.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: They didn't even play one of their best players. Yeah,
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: that's like that guy who's places for Man City or
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: did what's the blonde haired kid's name?
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: I forget what it like I found it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Tommy's one of the best assists guys. Then then the guy,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, we should we should move on. I don't
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: want to talk about soccer, although I want to die
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: because this is gonna come out on Thursday. By that
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: point it'll be news.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: But everyone wants to rag on the team. You know,
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: let us know.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: The truth is we still do have Belgium for our
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: uh draft Draft Kings thing.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: We did draft Belgium. We are traders. Dave actually was
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: for that, but Piers Morgan, yeah, Dave was like, then
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: leave yeah yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: He was like, then get the fuck out of the
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: country if you're gonna have Belgium in your Draft Kings.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: And yeah, but Piers Morgan's having us on the show
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: this week.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so that'll be good.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Should be sick.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I don't understand what is Piers Morgan having someone? Is
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Dave on?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: No, Dave and Piers Morgan are arguing on Twitter. What
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: and Piers Morgan's like, fuck, you don't understand the rules.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: It's about soccer.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, and.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: He's like, you've invited me on your show one hundred times.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Wow Eve said that, or Peers Morning said.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: That, Dave said that about Peers. Here's here's here's bullshit,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: bullshit name.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I don't really know what his job is. Is he
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: a journalist? I have no idea. He judge on Britain's
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Got Talent through the golden years of that show. I
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: used to watch that on YouTube all the time.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: If you're British, there is like a job for just
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: being sassy, Like you don't even have to have a
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: special teeth. They'll just like put you in stuff.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little bit of tude.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Like Simon cow Beying, like the guy who decides like
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: for twenty years what musicians get to be on the radio.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: And he's just like a guy with big teeth and attitude.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Like what he doesn't sing, he doesn't like write songs.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: It's like you're good, you'll know.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah he's just a dick.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just a arrogant dick. And there's just a yes.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: But he's also made the right call so many times.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: He's the one that told Harry Styles. He was like,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: you should be in a boy and here are the
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: other people you're gonna be in that with and there's
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: one direction.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: That's definitely got to be his like biggest thing, right
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: like that that's gonna be as claim to fame.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe so, But I mean when American Idol came out,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: like Kelly Clarkson was like immediately but one D super dark.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: We're talking one D here, I know, but like way
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: before D Clarkson maybe not stadiums, stadiums having all of them.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: The fact that he had saying too, did he get it?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Did he get a slice of that?
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Do you think they get like signed to like American
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Idol's record label or some shit.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I think Simon Cowell has a production company. Probably he's
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: probably Rich's fault.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I know on Shark Tank they tried to do that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: They were going to be like you, we get three
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: percent of every company, and I think Mark Cuban was like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing the show if you guys, if you
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: guys do.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: That every company that came on and came on, Yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: that's fucking nuts.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Wow gigs.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets paid for everything, but one direction does
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he still gets styles money. You got
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: to get out to a style show. It seems like
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: one of the best representations of girlhood.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, is he touring? I don't think he's touring right now, Harry, Yeah, buddy.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: What wake up? Is he? Get your head out of
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: your ass. He's not even on the internet and he
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: knows that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: But I thought I don't. Am I wrong? I think
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: you guys are both wrong. Oh no, you're I'm wrong.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I think you guys are both wrong. Listen to yourself.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I think that I in fact, and it's two on
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: one and you're still thinking.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: His case before we fact check it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Why do you think I remember last time he was
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: on tour, it was the only thing on my timeline.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: And I haven't seen anything about him in months years.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Maybe I don't think i've seen anything about him since
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: he did MSG like twenty times. When's the next show?
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Like in two weeks he's gonna do He's getting back
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: on the road in two weeks. No, he's he's doing
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: pop up shows here and there, and he's getting back
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: on the road in a couple of weeks.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Look at how many MSG he's doing like a fucking month.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: And that's this that's right now.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Holy shit, dude, that should be illegal. That's a monopoly.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: He shouldn't be allowed to do that many.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Look at how many MSG shows it is. What is
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: it thirty? Is he doing a whole month there, it's
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: got to be over twenty.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: So he's just any weekend they don't have something, he's like, yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: let'll just do It's.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Not even the weekends, it's Monday Tuesday.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: So do you think that is like nerve racking to
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: him at all? No, it's just like just I gotta.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Go do that. I think he's just got it. Dude.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I like music too. It's just like, once you are successful,
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: it's got to be the easiest shit ever.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: People like the songs.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got like an unlimited discography of music.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he does.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: And he can be like, oh they like that one,
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: I guess I'll just play the one that has two
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: trillion views on YouTube.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: It's exhausting, and you got to sell the shit out
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: of it every night. You gotta sell it, Mark, You
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: gotta like.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Format, especially because everyone going it's like the biggest thing
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: of their life, like they've been like dying for this.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Think about the energy difference between us being like I
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: was at a bar the other night and anyway, I
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: do understand like I'm probably dancing and sweating for three
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: and a half hours and being like, are you out
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: there New York City?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I do agree with that, But at the
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: same time, like there's no stress of like is this
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: gonna work?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: That's not the issue. He needs to uphold a level
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: of showmanship that if he doesn't, then he's not selling
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: thirty shows the next time he comes to New York.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of with Harry on this one. I think
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: it's awesome for him every night, like he's treated in
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: a way that human beings should should never like we're
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: not even like biologically be prepared to be treated like that,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like twenty thousand people, Like singing your thoughts to you
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: is fucking insane. That's like an Aztec emperor, Like no
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: one should be No one should be doing that night
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: after night. His his soul is getting fed in a
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: different way.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Since both of you feel that way, I will admit
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: that I don't believe in my point that's how that's
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: supposed to work.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I've never heard that before.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: I seed my point five hundred.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I was are you seeing are you seeing what Frances
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: is doing in life?
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: I am, yes, seeding his point it generated eleven point
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: five million pre sale registrations.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I think like.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Fan and Kelly Keys just flew out to to London.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: They went to see him at website.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: To watch him at Wembley. And I think his shows
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: are all fucking girls. I think it's a billion girls.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like like more so than like Taylor Swift. Yes,
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: yeah probably.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I don't even think the boyfriends are coming.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: If the three of us went, every girl there would
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: be like, look at those three soccer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Players, yeah, probly shower together.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: They must have been knocked out of the World Cup.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know if there's any bands out there, unfortunately
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: that I would travel for.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that sounds like a nice way to do a trip,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: to have a central thing of the trip. Yeah, I'm
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: going to this. Yeah, Like the Eagles play in London
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: in October and I think I'm gonna go with my
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: family but go to London. But also just like boom.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Okay we'll come.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I mean I guess would you guys like to.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm not bringing my fucking kids.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Oh you're not bringing your kids?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Another if they're not going on a flight until they're
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: at least in high school.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Why am I getting so many calls in? Its one person?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: You got to answer it? Is it? It could be the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: is it a it's not at them you have to
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: or just give them a butts.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Do you know who it is? I think so, but
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not entirely sure.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds urgent, we get edited out. We could
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: easily edit it out.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: No, this is this is spam.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: I've been getting banged by the spam lately, same, NonStop, same.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Why does it come in waves like that?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Do they get new spam technology.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's like somehow know where you are, because
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: when I like get back into a certain region, I
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: get it all the time.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah, I was thinking. I thought it was
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: just like maybe you went on the wrong website for
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: like signed up for the wrong thing.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Your number has been leaked. That's what's happened. There was
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: a I saw something pop up on by the way,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: you said, I'm off the internet. I'm back on the Instagram.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Really couldn't couldn't stay away just the Instagram. Huh how
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: does it feel? I mean, I'm totally like aimless, strolling again,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: just instantly rehooked.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I could tell you look so much better.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: You look you look you look at you look healthy.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Well. The one thing that's changed which is good is
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: that I'm not like shopping anymore. Oh that's good. I
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: haven't spent money in like eight weeks, seven weeks, I
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: don't know what, since I got back from from since
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I left Paris. That was where I said no more,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: and I, uh, I'm just saving. I'm saving. And let's see,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: not only am I saving, I'm selling, oh, selling shit, liquidating.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I am streamlining my life everything selling. I sold my guitar.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't know you had one.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't either. I haven't played it in so long.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: I got sick of it, and I was like, this
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: is embarrassing. Someone deserves to play that. It's a beautiful,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: beautiful guitar. What kind of guitar, Gibson e s three
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: thirty five. I think as I hear that, g I know, Yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: there's big time Gibson.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: How's the coffee game?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Coffee Game's great? Okay, telling you no, no, no, okay,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I love those.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: That's it's an electric Yeah, thirty five hundred dollars.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I bought mine used so but it was beautiful. Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: So it's like I don't know what it costs when
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I would you sell it for? So I say that
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I sold it. I listed it on Facebook Marketplace, getting
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: a lot of hits though I haven't checked. I just
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: did this.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: You should uh sign it?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think I'll do that as someone else.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: You know you have to use Do you like mon
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Jovi or something?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the former owner of the guitar, Soul signed it
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: like it was his son's coat.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Put your phone number on my.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Phone number on the inside. Wednesday I've lost. Please return
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: to this reward fifty dollars.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta sign that guitar. You can probably wipe it
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: right off. There's probably some nice finish on it. What
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: color is it?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Beautiful? It is very much that dark wallnut all brown one.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Oh I like that one more? Yeah, the dark dark
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: one on the right there.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't even know that you were a
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: six string man.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, what are you getting surgery again?
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  Speaker 3: No again?
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  Speaker 5: out to get the paper, you forget your bonnets on.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Just it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I need to do it. I need to wear it
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: during my heavy s hatching hours, which are it's evening.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah. I mean that's the most fail
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: safe way.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean I don't see anything wrong with that.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Speaking of scratching, I lost a lot of golf balls
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: this weekend and I went looking for them. Look at
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: what my leg look good? I did to my leg?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that looks like a pagan symbol x a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: crescent moon. Were you kidnapped by turkey? Yeah?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I was just wading through brambles looking for more golf balls.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Where did you hit it into the mouth of an alligator?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: It was all over the map this weekend. My golf
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: game is a problem right now.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I don't say that, do not that.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: You might need to sell my golf clubs.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: No, we need you dialed in for the invitational. Me
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: and SATs are putting big futures on you on hell yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: kind of depending on that money. Yeah, as a show.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Dave is too.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: You went to Portugal.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's present Tuesday. Oh, hell, it's present Tuesday.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: It is it? It is present Tuesday.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Present Tuesday, Francis. I got you a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: limited edition commemorative piece of Christiano Ronaldo chocolate.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I love his chocolate.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Chocolate seventy percent. I think that you'll really enjoy that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: This is awesome.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You've can honestly bite right into it and sas. I
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: got you a can of sardines.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. That'll be eaten by Harry.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I got you a can of sardines.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: That's actually really cool. Look at that tin, Harry. I
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: like that you can use that for your weed. This
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: is crazy. I don't know if it's big enough to
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: hold all these reals.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're sardines.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Try one. Those are chocolate.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Their chocolate chocolate chocolate sardines is of course, bro, you
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: got to share them. The boys on the Man cool.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you for this. This is awesome.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Joy Bite into it, bite into it. You don't have to,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you gonna save it forever?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: No, some commemoratives are going for like thirty K. I
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: was going to say, you think just bought he just
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: opened it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: At the white party, mister Wonderful was wearing one of
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: them as a necklace. Mister Wonderful was wearing a Christiano
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Ronaldo chocolate box around his neck like some bling.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Enjoy the trip. Bye bye? You like some?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I better not? How is it? See you next Tuesday?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Better? Yeah?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: That's uh just some nice. Uh. I mean Portugal is beautiful.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Have you been?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: No?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Oh you fucking love it? That was the fl flight
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: was bad by you have the kids? Yeah, I brought
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: my kids with me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: You would know this if you run the chappie c Seymour.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course I saw that, and also I knew
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: he had his kids.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: It's like a seventeen hour travel day and it was
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: an overnight flight and on the way out, I was
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: really trying to prepare. Uh and like I so, I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: like worked out stretch. Uh, you know, it hit the
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: way it's hit my protein goals source overhit the protein goals,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: had a salad, started farting, started farting, a lot of farting.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Walked to CBS, got the gas. X was so fucking
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: locked in his gas. Do anything for you for me?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: It kind of like, I think it makes.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: It worse walking. Yeah, it makes me hurt.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I just don't like shoving pills up my ass, So
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know why that's the right method.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I had the big one though. So it really just
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: kind of like kind of it was like when Trump
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: through the nuclear weapon at the Hurricane. But it was
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: a fucking terrifying uh. Like the whole ordeal of the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: flight was fucking it just from the time they sat
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: down on the plane until seven hours later when we landed,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: they were one of them was screaming for the entire time, brutal.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Everybody has always been like, it's like five minutes or
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: my kid was fine. It was not fine. No one
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: has ever told the horror story that I went through.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: And it was so fucking bad and so stressful. I
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: was drenched in sweat. God, having the arguments in my
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: head of everybody else, with everybody else in my imagination
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of what they were thinking about in Delta one. All
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: my kids are going back and forth screaming. Imagine if
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you were in then, gay flight attendant too, gay flight attendant,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: and he was fucking the worst, beating me to death
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: with dirty looks and fucking overpores of other people's wine glasses,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: just to be like, yeah, you're gonna need this because
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: that guy's fucking can't handle his children. They were sick,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: they were teething.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: It was fucking Delta one too.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Delta one. There was no luxury to the experience.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I said in the chap ECC if they had put
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: al Qaeda through what I've gone through, we would have
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: known Osama bin Laden's location on September twelfth. There's no
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: doubt in my mind. It was fucking it was. It
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: was so bad, it was so Francis said after he
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: read it, he uh, he gave himself at home besectomy.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: He's went in with my with a pen.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Like Jason Bourne, like mcguiver.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: That's pretty brutal.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're all did anyone say anything?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: As everybody was getting off, there was another guy who
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I'd even seen in the Delta one lounge with another
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: his little daughter, and he was like, oh, look there's
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: two of them. And then on the way out he
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: was like hanging their buddy. He looked me dead in
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the eye, was like hanging there, buddy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you get off the plane, you get your bags,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: you get to your hotel. You said it was a
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: two and a half hour drive to two.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And a half hour drive to the hotel. We gate
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: checked the stroller. The stroller's not there. We had to
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: take like a bus for twenty minutes to get to
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the actual place, and then walk like three miles. My
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: wife's carrying both kids under each one of her arms,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and I'm carrying every duffel bag with my leg dragging
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: behind me. It was like it was like dragging bodies
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: off Hacksaw rige. It was so fucking violent and just
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: so like I was so sweaty and like embarrassed, and
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: everybody's morale was breaking down around me. We had a
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: dead serious conversation about like just going back, like just
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: being like this is not. This is not good, this
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: is not gonna be worth it, Like we talked about
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: turning right around. Wow, it was as bad as it
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: as it could have been, but it was an incredible
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, the vacation was nice, but I was thinking
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: about staying really because I didn't want to fly back.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a just move. Just had someone ship the
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: house out.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Do you know that as recently as a couple of
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: years ago, Portugal had this thing called the Golden Visa
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: where it was like if you bought real estate there,
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: they would just give you a visa. Really, they're trying
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: to like grow out their country really, Yeah, I don't think.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's happening anymore.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: They might be, I don't know. They don't fuck with
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: foreigners though, and the they don't like I guess a
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: bunch of British people came down there, a lot of
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: German people came down there, and then the Algarve.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Where I was, they do not colonizers.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Brits.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: You see the Brits, you run, Yeah, they're absolutely being
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: definitely being racist.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: So you're at the hotel, yeah, and you crash and
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: you guys all get to finally sleep. That must have
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: been a nice nap.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Did you sleep right when you got in?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Sleep when we got it. We got the hotel room
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: for a night earlier, so when we got there we
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: could just check right in. So left, took a nap,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: woke up, took another nap.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: So wealthy. Yeah, I love it.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: And then they just slept till like eleven o'clock the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: next day. They just slept, Like fucking.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Two and a half hour drive post flight is pretty bad.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It was like seventeen hours door to door, and that's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: like a batter.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: He had an hour and a half drive I think
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: in Birmingham after the flight, and I wanted to blow
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: my head off.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: And you're an adult with control of your emotions.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: I was the only one I was responsible for.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what you're going through. Like I couldn't
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: even explain it to them that it was going to
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: be a longer. They're just screaming at the top of
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: their lungs like one of their ears must have popped
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: on the way down, just like they don't even know
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: what that is. Now, that's the first time I ever
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: felt Yeah, it was insane.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: There's a gun in my head. Somebody has shot my head.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I have havana syndrome. There's a buzzing.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that must be hell.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: It was so funny, so I'm sorry. No, no, it
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: was just nuts.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: So you get to the hotel, you fall asleep. At
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: what point did you finally get to the point where
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, deep breath, we're here, We're relaxed. Now
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: we're on vacation. This is nice. How long did it take.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: The I mean, that night going out to dinner, it
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: was already off because there was like these big steps,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: like these sprawling staircases, and the kids were like learning
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: trying to crawl in like cute, handsome outfits, and I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, this actually fucking rules. And then the
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: next day we drop them off at a fucking daycare
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: and we're at the pool fucking slug and dackeries with
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: people from Dallas, and it's like, oh, I'm home. Yeah, yeah, good, good,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: good daycare.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: How long were they at the daycare for the whole week?
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the vacation.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: We heard the best daycare, and no, they but they
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: went for a couple of the days to daycare, but
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: we would take them to like little towns nearby. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it was fucking It was lovely.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: It was like, like, is it like hard to get
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: into the full relaxation mode when you know you've got
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: the flight home, like it's in the back of your
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: head or.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: You're like, I was like it, literally, it cannot get
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: worse than that. Yeah, And I was like, I've already
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: walked through the Valley of the Shadow. I already know
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: what hell smells like, and I've been there before, and
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: so I was like, it can only be a little
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: bit better. Flight backs during the daytime, so it's like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: at least they'll be up. But it was truly just
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: some some absolutely beautiful dude. There's a thirteen course tasting
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: menu that I went to a couple of Michelin stars.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It would have knocked your socks off. Wow, thirteen I
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: actually ordered six bottles of wine that they gave us.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I need to bring one back for you present twosday.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Would you like one of them?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: No, I'm okay, sure, Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: It was a bit. It was a smoky wine. I
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: mean contact with the uh I should be I should
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: with the producer on Instagram, messaging with the producer. It
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: was fucking It was a lovely trip. Maybe want to
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: travel with you boys. We got to get on the
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: road together.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: We got to get to Portugal.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: We got to get to Portugal.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I was, I was asking all those detailed questions because
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get a sense of what it's
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: like to, you know, have young children, and whether or
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: not that's something I want or if I want to
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: just continue to focus on my career like I have been.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What about getting old children? And was kind of like
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: jumping third base.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how's broken housebroken kid? Yeah, typoallergenic housebroken boys.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Go to the shelter, the battered boys shelter and just
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: scoop up a boy or two. I think, give them
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: like seven years and then get back and get back
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: to the career.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: What if you just got like two like ten year
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: old boys.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seven or eight years and then they go to
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: they go off to college. Yeah kind of good.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I think ten is you've been in the system too long.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: You start they know all kinds of tricks, your institutional
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: they're they're bad. They're bad. At that point, they're already bad.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Bad stuff has happened to them. They're gonna be bad.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I think you want like five, Yeah, but five is
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: like what five though you can start emotionally immature five
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: year old. Yeah, you want one who's mature.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: And emotionally stunted five year old.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: You just drop a you take them to like a
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: town square, and you'd be like, find your way home.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you want to do everything.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. I don't know how about this.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I think that when you want, you want like a
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: twenty two year old Russian girl pretending to be a
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: five year old like that, and that's the best.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: That might be the plot of the movie The Orphan Maybe.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: You just don't want to be on that flight to
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Portugal with like a screaming baby. But the baby's five.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Some people are gonna be looking at you like, yo,
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: can you tell him to shut the fuck up?
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: He was in a home.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You really don't hear shit about orphanages anymore now. I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: feel like they were everywhere. Are they out of style
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: big time?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: A big, a big part of it. I don't know
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: this is actually I don't know if this is true. Anyway,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: I want to hear the theory. At least I know
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: that when our relations with China and Russia cooled, the
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: ability of an American set of parents to adopt from
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: orphanages in those countries became much harder. And so what
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: do you mean cooled, Like we don't get on that well,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: we don't like like not going well. My uncle is
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: in like tensions settled down, no, when things got worse. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: so my aunt and uncle adopted to beautiful girls from
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Russian orphanages. And I don't think that you can do that.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's possible anymore.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: I would be shocked if it was. I don't think
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: they're letting American parents adopt. Maybe maybe they are, but
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: it's I know it's harder, and I think that's also
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: true of China. But they have to go to Russia. Yeah,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: they had to go.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I don't think American Americans even go to Russia right now, Cocker.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I would think, I would think they can, but it's
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: probably ill advised by the State Department or whatever.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I think that they're also like the problem is they're
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: training these babies as spies, and so it's like from
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: an early age, like they know the craft. They know
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: spycraft very well. Yeah, and it's it's not safe to
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: have them on US soil whole.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: So you can go to Russia. But it's got a
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: level four do not travel advisory.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's it's only bad when it gets to
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: level thirteen. Yeah, yeah, Tyler, could you just quickly look
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: up whether or not it is more difficult now for
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: American parents to adopt from Russian orphanages. That should be
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: a standards, yes, or now I'm probably not populating.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I know it's a big process for the to get
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: them from China, but they also might be hiding the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: fact that their birth rate is crashing. Definitely, they might
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: just be like, oh no, you can't.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Have It is not just harder, it is entirely impossible.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: American citizens have been legally barred from adopting Russian children
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: since Russia enacted the Dima yakev Lov Law in twenty twelve.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: This band completely shut down what was previously one of
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: the largest international adoption programs in the world. I've never
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: been more right in the podcast. Yeah, now it's pretty solid.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I've never had something be more true, Harry.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I invite you to argue with this point, though.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, find a way that I'm wrong and you're
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: right on that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: I'm sure someone's adopted, for sure, there's somebody out there
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: who's gotten a Russian baby past twenty twelve.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I wonder why they stopped it. They just thought that are.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Like think about it, right, like parents that want to
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: adopt children are that is like a monumentally important and
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: they're the best of us happiness inducing. Also, it could
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: be that they've struggled to have kids for a long time,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: whatever the case, and Russia hating us is like, yeah,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: we're going to take away that joy from you.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you think that's what it is. I think
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just like we don't want Russians
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: being raised by Americans.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I think it's they don't want to give
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: us kids.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: They don't want to have us have the joy of
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: having That's right, they're because because we were adopting kids
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: from Russia for many years. Well I think China, I
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: get why they do it, because they want to like
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: slow down like the growth of the Ivy League schools
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But like Russia, Like it's not
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: like the Russians are coming to the US and thriving
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: at sports or anything like that. You know, they're opening
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: up barber shops and like fucking if.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: You if you were to adopt a Russian baby, does
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: that baby now become American if you're a US citizen,
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: So like your Russian baby could play in like the
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: US Olympics.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and not only that, dude, but they're not
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: they're not growing up with Russian accents. Well, of course,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I know. I know that they're not, like where is my.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I want my bottle?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Mother, take me to football practice.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of give me.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I definitely didn't think.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: That they grow up as little ballet dancers who are
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: drunk and like to climb to the top of the buildings.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, look again, I can't wait to watch
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: this in text with my group chat about it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: I just didn't know like the logistic, like if that
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: was possible, because I know they're like, pretty I bet
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: that the US baby could find a way to play
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: for Russia.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think when you have the duel, you can
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: kind of pick like once you're adopted.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: They don't have the duel. They don't have dual citizenship.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Good they shouldn't. I don't think Russia has a further
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: law or a dreamer law, right.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, I have no idea where like if you're.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Born there you're necessarily retain citizenship. I don't think, I
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: bet you that any baby that leaves Russia to be
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: adopted by an American family is automatically loses their Russian citizenship.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're petty about it, They're like, find them leaves it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine that there are too many people who
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: have dual Russian and American citizenship period. Probably, Yeah, Snowden, uh,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: maybe lives in Russia. Does that mean he's a citizen?
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Was he granted?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure doesn't Russia have Snowden Like he's like
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: living there and they like occasionally they're like threatened to
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: give him back to the US.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I think we're waiting into those murky waters we often
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: find ourselves in where we start to guess.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think Snowden is a citizen anywhere, to be honest,
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure he's like he's.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Like a Russian baby from after twelve.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Like multiple different governments own him.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: He's like aunt man. Yeah, somewhere in the realm, we
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: cannot see.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Can you do the same question Tyler with China last
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: China baby adopted that was probably like ten minutes ago.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, earlier this morning.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: They might still allow it. Oh no, they terminated.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: It's programmed.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: That's recent, and no one's talking about it. Wow, no
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: one's talking about this except for us.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Nobody's fucking saying this.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest. I kind of guessed on the China one,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: So I'm glad that was right too.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: But the fact that they're they're being greedy about their birth,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: about their the people that are Chinese like that shows
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I think they are afraid of the collapse.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Well, the question would be, is China still allowing adoptions
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: to you know, England and China.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: It says it's not impossible. It says exceptions are made
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: for step children or blow relatives within three generations.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: The fuck that shit doesn't make sense, so you could
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: get one.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how to even read that. Does that
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: mean that if someone like if your step brother was
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: already adopted by an American family and you're born, you
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: can still get adopted by an American family.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: No idea where step children could be playing a part
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: in that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder that you never see the Chinese adopting
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: American kids.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: How do you have a stepchild if you're adopting them?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I think that you can adopt people with it. Within
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: your family, you can.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Adopt oh I guess that's true.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your stepchild or something like that.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Anyone can technically do that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Flame legal guardianship or parents.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah was Uh was Portugal great though, dude?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: It was fucking beautiful and awesome and uh I felt Europeans.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I think that the thorn was the flight, but just
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the rose is just to get get into sp in
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: the quality time. I think it builds synapses in the youth,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: let them, let them dick around, and just being on
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: a boat, you know what I mean. Got back on
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a boat. So nice to go on a boat that
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: soul have been hot. It was so nice to get
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the check too. It was so nice to get the
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: bill at the end of it, just to see how
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: much I owed that that hotel was so fucking sweet.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: To see that fucking number, all those commas. It was
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: fucking amazing. It was such a fucking blessing.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: To be able like all inclusive was in the boat
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: through the hotel and ship.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I booked it through the hotel. It wasn't all inclusive though.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: That was a Yeah, that was a big add on.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I fucking gulped when I saw it, you believe at
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: like four point thirty in the morning.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that woke me up in real.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I felt like I just my ears had just popped
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: with my kids. Just the fuck is that number?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: You guys? Go ahead, I have to work here for
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: the next six years.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Dishes in the back.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: You got to roll up the seas, I know, work
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: for the hotel.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was fucking insane, but so worthwhile.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: I yeah, damn, Ron, that's awesome. But I do remember
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: the days when I used to spend like that, and
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: uh yeah, you'll be all right, I'll tell you what,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: man like as fun as it is, like those those
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: highs are fleeting and it's gonna catch up to you
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: as someone now who you know is a saver. Harry
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: and I are both savers. Yeah, we're planning for the future.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe next time the three of us all go
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: together and we can split the hotel room free ways
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: like Harry does with his friend.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so like, yeah, you guys can take the
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: beds and I'll sleep on the boat.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it's not a bad idea.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Keep on the boat, sleep on the boat.
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  Speaker 1: I was scared of jumping in the water about the
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Portuguese Man of War. Oh I didn't realize that the
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Portuguese Man of wars out there?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Do you know what that is?
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Harry?
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Is it? Uh?
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Wait, don't tell me you know?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Is it a sting ray? No? What is it? It
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: is a jellyfish? Oh, I knew it's strong.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Is the nastiest one.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a giant, instantly bad? Those are the big
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: big boys.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they said they're not there.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: The Finding Nemo one, right, Yeah?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Wait are those Portuguese Man of Wars in Finding Nemo
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the ones that they're like bouncing off of? Yeah?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, I think? What is it?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Dory like gets gets beat up bad?
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lives, They run the they run the gauntlet drill.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah with the football. So you keep your past, Yeah,
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: go forward through the tentacles.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to get load to go through the tentacles.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: But that's really because doesn't she isn't she fine?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: She is? But those weren't Portuguese? What the fuck is
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: this answer? Man of War? That's a jellyfish forest.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: It says in Disney's In Disney Pixar's fine, Nemo, Marlon
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: and Dorry do not actually battle Portuguese Man of Wars.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: They navigate the iconic jellyfish forest. It's like, you know,
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: we didn't think they actually were battling real life Man
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: of Wars, right. I think that's pretty self explanatory.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: You saw that Google is now just AI.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: It's all AI.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Google is exclusively AI.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: I like it. Yeah, it's wrong, though, you like to
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: think that it's wrong.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: I thought I think.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I thought I thought they battled Men of War. I
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: thought that they battled them in the movie. This answer
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: was for me.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: They actually go through that iconic jellyfish forest. Jay Will's
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: buddy was in here and he was like and he
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: didn't even realize why it was so funny that he was.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: He was like, dude, I went on AI.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: He's this guy from South Jersey and he's like, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: went on AI and I was like, if your life
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: depended on it and you had to take an eighteen
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: foot jump shot, who would you put out there? And
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I asked, AI, if it's life depended on it. You're
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: asking something that doesn't have the intrinsic value of that
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: question is for living creatures only. If you're asking AI
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: that question, that shit doesn't fly.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: I haven't been on AI at all lately. I feel
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: like I was on it a lot, but I guess
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: that was when I was building my computer. But since then,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: I've pretty much used it for nothing.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: I did ask it if I had something on my head.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that. I had like a mole on
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: my head. It's like, is this gonna kill me? And
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: it said go to the dermatologist? And I went, would
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: they tell you nothing? Guy was like, it's nothing, as.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: If you had something on your head.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I took a photo.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Of it and sent it and I was like, what
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: is this? They gave me a bunch of wrong answers,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: told me a bunch of things that it's not.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that they're also like designed to
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: do that. There probably would like get a lawsuit if
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: you're fucking asking your AI, like, hey, like, am I
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: gonna die from this? I know, I don't even fucking
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: ask me, just go to a doctor.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I do get that like it it's definitely for the best,
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: like it shouldn't be giving out like medical advice.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Especially tell people that they're fine. Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But at the same time, like like dermatologists is
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: a job that could very easily be replaced by AI
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: and it would probably be like better off for humanity.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: You don't think so, I'm not gonna say it.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: You could scan everything that you're worried about and it
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: would tell you if you've got something or not.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: That's not just what dermatologists do.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I know they do like fucking biopsies and whatever,
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: but like for me, they just looked they did the
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: same thing that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Caught, so that one part it would be well served. Yeah,
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: but you just add that they said they didn't know. No, no,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: they said it's not anything bad. Hey I didn't know.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Yes, ay, I did not know that because yeah, but
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: is that because they're not allowed to say, oh I don't.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Know because it knew, but it was like I actually
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: can't do it. Like it tells you like.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Ideas of what it could be, but it's not going
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: to give you an actual like this is this because
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: it can't be positive what.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: They say it was this plastic compound in neva.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: No, it's just a mole got it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what did the AI say? It was like,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: what scared you about? What AI said?
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Oh a, I was throwing right it never mol never
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: even came up warts fucking a bunch of different shit cancer. Yeah,
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: of course, of course, that's why I went and got
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: it checked out.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I haven't had to do that in a while. Did
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: you do a full body skin or did they just
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: look at the head.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: I went in for the scan and I left with
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: just the head. Once I was already in there and
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: he was like, is that it? And I was like, hmmm, yes, you're.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: You made it all the way in and you didn't
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: want to do the peace of mind kind of body scan.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: I only really had that thing on my head that
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I needed the piece of mind from. I got a
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: couple other things that I'm like, maybe I should check
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: them out, but not.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Like this was not off.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that down exactly.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: The head was like, I got to get this checked out.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: I wonder if they would have allowed you to just
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: do a top, top up body scan.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it seems like it's very you just
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: get to like they just ask what do you want
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: us to look at?
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Well, then you would have gotten fifty percent piece of mind.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: I got full piece of mind.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Most uh, most doctor's offices, people people book the appointment
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: just so they can get naked, just have an excuse
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: to have someone look at the.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Naked, an excuse to de robe.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: They There was like a massage place at this hotel
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: in Portugal, and there was like a famous messuse that like,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what this fucking guy's doing.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: Did he did you? Did you go to him?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I sent my wife to him. I was like, see
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: what this guy's all about, because I saw him take
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: a client back and he fucking he like grabbed the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: client like buy her back to like greet her. He
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, how's going, and like kind of like
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: embraced her as he walked down the hallway. He just
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: does his head neck and shoulder, and she said his
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: breath was fucking terrible what he was doing, but he
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: was a good kisser. He was doing like sound bath
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: ship and like just like fucking but she said, I mean,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, She said it worked. I just he
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: just was like the cockiest bastard. She said that when
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: he she got there, he was like standing on the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: roof of the massage building like wait for like pacing
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: back and forth like it was like pacing back and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: forth like im patiently on the roof of the building,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: waiting for her to get in.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: And I'm not a massage I don't. I've never got one,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: so I can't say. But I don't think I'm a
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: massage guy.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not a massage guy either.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: I don't think that would relax me. I think it
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: would just make me uncomfortable. Yeah, more way more than
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: the relaxation.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I think that you just need a really jacked Swedish
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: guy thing.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: He's gonna be looking at me and being like, you're
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: not jacked at all.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not that's not what you're paying for.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think they did. I don't think they judged
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: that hard because they see all kinds of bodies.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the guys on the soccer team. Yeah,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: it's like atologists. Honestly.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need you to work with people like that,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: because when I go in because of my body, I'm
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: doing him a favor and I don't tip you subsidize me. Yeah,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: by having such a worse body, you go in, you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: have to over.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You go in.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: They like thank you.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for keeping they take their clothes off.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Francis has a massage parlor where people come in and him.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: They pay a premium to massage him.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, dummy. I only allow three a day,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: though it's not bad.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: It's like a like a small famous kitchen.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I've run out of lotion.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: It's like a tasting menu. Yeah, people love to come
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: in and get some selma Francis.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Bro It was so fucking hot this week. It was
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: so fucking hot where I was upstate that I lost
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: seven pounds.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: Damn what yeah?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Seven? What? Like I weighed myself this morning versus the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: start of the week. Uh, And it was just you know,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: I just I was playing golf and tennis and fucking
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: padel at like.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: From playing golf in that.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: We from like eleven am through till seven or seven pm,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: And and even at seven pm it would still be
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: ninety four degrees.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Would you say that was hotter than it was when
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: we would when we did the Ryder Cup?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Probably about the same.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: That second day of the Ryder Cup was something else, right?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Did you take a carter walk?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Well? I was taking a cart for golf, but I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: mean I was playing like rocket Sports through the hottest
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: part of the day and then going to play golf.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: It didn't it was it didn't even matter. It was
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: too fucking hot. It was miserable. I had a headache. Yeah,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I went fishing.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: It was like the fish were not even they weren't
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: fucking with it. I wasn't even trying to catch them.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: It was like, I'm they're gonna die if I catch them.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Where were you fishing in a river? Yeah?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: You're fly fishing? Yeah?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Where upstate? Oh that's right, you were in the Berkshires.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: No cat skills, cat skills.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But I was fishing and I saw like four
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: rainbow trouts stacked on top of each other under a rock,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: and I was like, they're all dying. Oh, because if
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: the water gets if the water gets over sixty eight degrees,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: trout start dying.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about going to bed at night. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: my room. Did you guys set your ACS to seventy eight?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Of course, Dave sent out that email saying we had
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: to send him to sixty eight. I thought he said
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: fifty eight.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: He said we're gonna crank the Dave was in the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: office like mister freeze frost on the windows. He said,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: open the windows and turn the air conditioning down as
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: low as possible. We're gonna get this city cool on
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: one unit at a time.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: I saw a clip of Tim Dillon saying that he
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: was he's wearing a hoodie and drinking hot cocoa.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: You have to, oh, man, oh man.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy thing to ask.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: My shit was at eighty five because I wasn't there.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: That's your uh, you go mode, dude, it's it's defaults
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: to eighty five, and then you have to go manually
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: turn it down on the AC to like whatever you want,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: and then he'll you won't get an hour with it,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: and then it goes back to eighty five.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: There must be a setting that's there's got to be
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: a law against that. That can't be right now.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: You don't think there's just you.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Haven't looked carefully enough that it can't be right.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: I promise you you have.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Resigned yourself to like thinking that's the way the city.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: It was one hundred degrees outside. I was looking for
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: every all to every mode that I could find on
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: the thing.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: What'd you do to beat the heat?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: It's AC? That was it? Yeah, fuck what did you do?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: It was? It was? It wasn't that hot in popular Port.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that hot?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, I have a funny story, talk to hell tell.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: So on the fourth of July itself classic. It was
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: so hot, and I was a little tired of being,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: you know, in the sort of curated world of the club,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: of course, so I said, you know what, I want
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: to go mix it up with real Americans, with real loaks.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: What And I drove about twenty minutes to a swimming hole.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: You guys ever heard of this?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, local swim.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: You went to a local holler. You went to a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: fucking hole.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: That like what do they call it, the one with
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: the cliffs?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: A swimming hole probably?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, swimming hole? Like a quarry, no, not quite a quarry.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: A quarry me too, doesn't have a.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Good Quarries are very dangerous. People drown me people down
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: and drowning quarries all the time. Brother, Be careful. You
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: just want to go to a quarry and yourself. Swimming
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: holes are like universal. They have Puerto Ricans well.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: So so yeah, there was a rope swing that I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: knew about at the at the swimming hole, yeah right,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: And it was all the way across and by the way.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Instantly I went there and it was a lot of people,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: but they were all sunning themselves, but they all had,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: you know, horrible tattoos. Yeah, that's how you knew it
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: was a local. Yeah, a couple of anchors, just like
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: doey shitty people with bad tattoos, like.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: A Bible verse written on a scrolling like that around button, yes,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: roses around their I don't like if people get.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Like involved with like the the part of the body.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: It's not like, no you do.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: How about people that just put lines on their body
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: that are just like you just wanted to do something
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: and you couldn't even think of an idea.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: People have the sleeves that it's it's just the sleeve,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: there's nothing, there's no design or anything.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's blackface, dude, that's very close to black face. Yeah,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: black arm, black arm.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: What do you want to look like you were about
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: to play outfield for the rest of your life, fucking
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: shooting sleeve on?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: What about?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: What about people that like mark themselves, you know, like
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: cut themselves and stuff Like I did that on my
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: leg this weekend and it was not as cool as
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I thought it would be.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, black fraternity scars.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are. We all, we got.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: We all, we got the Uh. So you went to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the hole and everybody's got roses tattooed and a circle
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: around their belly button.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I and I went into the water and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I had to swim out a long way across the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: pond to the rope swing that I was so excited
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: to try. And as I approached the rope swing, I'm
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: swim swimming up to it and it's very deep until
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: you actually get to the bank, so there's nowhere to stand.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: And I'm swimming over and I noticed that there's like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: six of the most Mexican looking dudes I've ever seen
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: in my life. They're up behind the rope swing with
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: a grill that they had rolled in And I mean,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: these guys are I'm not making this up. It's the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: fourth of July, it's ninety six degrees. They're wearing blue jeans,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: work boots, long sleeve shirts that are tucked in. Yeah,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: they're all five foot one. Yeah. I mean the solid
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: crew they were.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: That sounds like an amazing crew they were. They're probably
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the funniest guys you've ever met.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: There were six guys, and I was like, oh ola,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: and like one of them was like ola, which is
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: a universal sign for like not one of us speaks
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: a single fucking word of English.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Amazing, and my Spanish is.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Really really fucking weak.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: But you had to use some on them.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I riede but I was like trying. I was like,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: do you know rope swing safe? And they're like nolose
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: And I was like okay. And then one of them
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: came over to me and goes stead at asa and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: he handed me a fucking beer.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, so sick.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: And I drank a beer on the fourth of July
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: with guys who turned out to be from Guatemala. Ah,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: that's where they were from.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Now Guatemala, I don't know if you guys know, they're
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: not doing so hot.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: Well, they're in gething, they're in upstate New York.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's glad that they had escaped.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Guatemala is the basically like it's like the tip of Mexico.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: It's like the northernmost Central American country, right.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know other than I know that Guatemala is
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: not does not have a lot of money.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: But they got servess.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Well, these guys do plenty of muccho surveys Grande surveys. Yeah,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: and we were drinking coronas and it was it was
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: awesome and I drank this with them and I tried
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: to communicate with these guys. I was like beers. I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: was like, it's like, you have eight, Well I only
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: had the one and then they finished it and then they
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: brought me another. I was like no, no, no, and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: then they were like, cordene cotone me.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Did you try some card.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: We're just flipping this meat like it was a pancake.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Did you get any of it? No? I had eaten
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes prior, so I just swim back carne you
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: ever had not wrong? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: But oh wow, what that you're invited to the Fahea cookout?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: I had especially you know if you had the carnin
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: and then you had to swim yeah, puke everywhere?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah. So I had a beer with these Guatemalan
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: guys and then I hit the rope swing a couple
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: of times just by myself.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: That's so amazing, and it was pretty fun. How did
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: you hear about the rope swing?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Yep. I had hiked around this pond before in the fall,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: and I saw the rope swing.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Then being initiated into the Mexican group is such a dream.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: And how nice is it that these Mexican Guatemalans, none
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: of them like they don't try to be anything. They're not.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: They just drink Corona. It's like they're not like, oh yeah,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: we drink Corona medello. It's like we don't. They're not
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: trying to be like hipsters about it. Actually we like this.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, no, we like Corona. Yeah, that's amazing.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I thought that was cool.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: If all just Americans, if all everyone's just like, yeah,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: we just like Budweiser. We drink Budweiser and Miller.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Lay I said. At the end, I was like, uh,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Felice quatro day July and they were like what, which
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: made me think they didn't know that it was the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: fourth of July.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: We celebrate like this every day and I was like,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: it's always a partied was yeah.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know how much of a clue they had
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: of what was kind of going on, but they were great.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: They were really kind to me, and it was weirdly
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: a very American thing. You can't have a beer with
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: a bunch of water.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: Beers from Mexicans.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and hit a rope swing and then swim back.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: That's pretty sick.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: They probably saw you like wading across the water and
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: like whistled like I was just going here. Yeah, I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: got to the grill. Everybody ran away. They left some
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: meat just for me.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: It sounds like a grade fourth.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: That sounds like such a fucking I mean, just being
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: initiated into the group shows Uh yeah, it's just that.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: That's an all time dude experience.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: It was cool. I was embarrassed at not knowing more Spanish.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: I was embarrassed by that. You gotta know a little
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: bit of Spanish. Everybody here should should know some Spanish
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: at this point, right, But I.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Mean these guys don't know much.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: In the other way. Yeah, I think they're probably going
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: to stop even teaching that ship. Dude, Come on, all right,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: I mean everyone learns, they all learn.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I get that. I get that. But like every other country,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: you know, so many countries are bilingual. They have like
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: a dialect and then a language or whatever majority. I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: feel like like it wouldn't be that hard for me
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: to have like a fifth grade level of Spanish. Yeah,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: and I don't have that, but.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I think that that's like telling them being like they will,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: like it wouldn't be that hard for them to learn
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: some English, Like they don't know English, you don't know Spanish,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know French.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Like you guys to learn English, I don't. I feel
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: like this is a hard country. Brother. I swam up
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: to them. They had the beer, they havas.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: But I also think that there's some power in the
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: people from other countries who are super famous. I was
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: thinking about this last night when I was watching Portugal
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: play when Christiano Ronaldo's playing his last game. Remember he
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: used to like bang Kim kardashianh and they didn't have
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: a single word that they could speak to each other
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't have any English and she doesn't have
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: any Portuguese. And so they were just like, do you believe.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: That he doesn't have any English? He's got some English.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: I bet he's flu. He's done interviews in English. I've
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: seen yes, ye yeah, I bet he is played for
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Manchester United for like four years.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I think that he just does his thing.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: He's just that good.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I think he just chills out and just like doesn't
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: really have to communicate, Like.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: I don't buy a single professional athlete who's been in
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: professional sports for as long as these guys have that
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: claim they don't know English.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: I think he. I think Christiano's got more English than
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: you'd think.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: MESSI don't have a word of it.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Otani is reading Harry Potter books every night before bed,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: like he's fully he knows it.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Doesn't have a fucking word of it.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: Bro, you I don't think you can be around people
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: that only speak English that much.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: And explain the watering hole where Francis was swimming.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: He was only there for five minutes and theyd beer
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: and meat was exactly That's what I'm so, that's my point. Exactly,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: I had like half half an hour.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: He knew and Karne already he already had learned their language.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: Well they they were able to figure it out. I dude,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: there's no way that show Hatani if some one of
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: his play if one of his teammates was like, hey,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: you want to go warm up in the field, He's
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: not going to be sitting there like okay, but like
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: he's not going to be letting out one of those
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: like he clearly would understand like oh yeah, let's go
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: warm up. Is like it's like NPC sounds, but I
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: don't think that, Like I think that those guys know
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: English for sure.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I think there's some people that just don't know English.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Did Christiano and Kim Kardashian really date Tyler?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe if you could look this up. But I think
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: that they would like fly to each other. And I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: don't even think that their private jets would leave the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: like Teeterborough.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I think that they would just put like their their
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: private jets next to each other and they would bang
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: on the jetways that came out.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: For whoa I could see. I mean twenty ten.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: He might have not known English sixteen years ago.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: No, because that was after his rent Manchester, United Spell
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: or like right around it. He was, he was there
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: during that time.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: Maybe they were meeting up because she was teaching him English.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Doesn't know people like Ron had in the gutter run
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: with it and make it this sick, perverted story.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: There's no way that they were dirty talking in English.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I don't care what a Google AI says. This guy
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't speak. He can't count to ten in English, he
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: can't order, he can't ask for the library the bathroom
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: is dude.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: You opening up your folder? Can we open these?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Open open your folders, guys, he's probably gonna you've
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: been served.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you have any idea what it is?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Of course? Open that packet that came out?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Whoa?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: So round did open his?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Rip that open?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: Or are these from round?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Whoa? Whoa? Oh are these tickets?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Rip that thing open?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: No way, wait, I can't read this, No way, I'm confused.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, I'm nervous. Wait a minute, what the heck?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: So what what playing cards did you get? Which?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Which?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Who are some of the famous soccer players that you
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: got in your pack?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Goodel Escobar? I got who plays for Panama? Na Nandez
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: from I don't know where that is. I don't know
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: where that is. I've got Gregor Kobell Brussia. Dorman's in Germany,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: I think. And then oh I got a lot am
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: I in here? Yeah?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I got one of me too, A little magic trick
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: for you boys. That's crazy, guys, Official Panini playing cards
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: for the for the World Cup collectible.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: That's awesome, dude, Yeah, hilarious looking through the cards and
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: seeing yourself.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Got me?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: You got it? You gotta collect all of them, is
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: the idea.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta collect So everybody has to collect all the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Little Sasses, all the Leon Lionel Messi's, all the Hollins,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: all the Vinnie Jr. You're collectible. You're one of the
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: collectibles this year. And you're actually this is the other part.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: You're suiting up for Belgium in the next round. Yes, Bro,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: you're starting. You're starting for Belgium. Bro. I wanted to
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: be the first to tell you, and Francis just starting
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: for England.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: This is sick. Wow.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: So what do they got this at? Like, like, how
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: did you get these?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: You're playing in the World Cup this year. Bro, you
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: think that this is a fucking joke, it's not. I'm
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: dead fucking serious.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: There's at least one special player in every pack. Wow.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Pretty cool. That's awesome. Thank you, Ron, thank you? Did
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: you do this or was this? No?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't, but I'll accept you guys saying thank you.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Who did this come from?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Panini?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Panini?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Panini put you guys into the Guard Company, the famous
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: card company put you guys in the game. It's like
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: when Trent was in PGA PGA twenty twenty four. Oh
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: that's right, you guys are in Panini.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Now is this real? Like? Are you fucking with us? Look?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: At read the letter, like, are other people going to
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: be pulling me?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, yeah, no shot, Yes, you're in the World Cup.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Now, bro, what luck that you got you in your
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: own pack? Well you got yourself as well. Unbelievable odds.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, that is lusty, so rare.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Something's not adding up here. I don't play soccer.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Think back, I think really hard about what you've been
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: doing for the last twenty days.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: I haven't worn that outfit years. Where did they get
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: this picture of me?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: If you're just living at Edward Norton from Fight Club
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: life as like a famous soccer player and you just
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: forget I just had no idea.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I do that. That's what I was forgetting
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: Played for Columbia for my country.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: Guys, you got to cancel the Wyoming trip. I forgot.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I got to play for my country. Did you see
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: that Argentina came back from to nothing against Egypt?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Oh we did. We were on this during that.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just happened.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: So are they tired or no? They wont Oh they
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: got three, they got three.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: That's who's just calling Francis.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: You think that was just a tease, then it was
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: Argentina and I.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Just Argenta Argentine.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: It was Argentina telling Francis he needs to get in
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get over to met Life, we need your Damn.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: I would have liked Egypt to have upset them most.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Sala had a great run that they disallowed because of
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: fucking VR.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Outside of Belgium, of course, Who are you guys rooting
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: for England?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Who is your guys picks four? I had Spain in Mexico,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: you had?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: I think I had Saudi Arabia and Iran?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah he did? Are they both out? Yes?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't Iran that they they got really close? What happened
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: in their game?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Was there?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh there was a goal on and off side that
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: got this allowed because someone like they're like hair was
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: off sides.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: Damn. I've only watched the only World Cup games I've
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: watched were all the US ones, except for the one
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: against Turkey. I missed that one, so I was checking
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: in for a hotel for an hour and a half.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: I watched the Well, the Brazil Mexico game was good,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: and then what was the game before that on Saturday?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Was it England Norway?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, both those games were good.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is fun though, I mean it's fun to watch.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: It was fun going out, like I haven't gone out
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: for like a sports game like that.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Tell us about your time with with Lev.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: It was good.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: It was just sweet, just hung out.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Would you guys do?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: What was like?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Some jokes?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: Really we were just watching the game. Holy shit, fucking ball.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Who's the entire roster? Who was out there?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Whole crew? Deep squad?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: What was the seating arrangement?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I was definitely at the poor table.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: You're at the kids table?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're at the Where was this shades of green?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: What was that a bar? It's by the stand? Uh
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: huh it was I know that one that's the long one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: I've never seen it like. It was like fully packed
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: cool for the game.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: So it was pretty cool.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Some pints for me? What'd you get a vape?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Well? I had a Guinness zeros?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: How many to three? Actually, that's fucking indulgent, And yeah.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: They were good. We were all hammering them.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: That's very indulgent, except for those that were drinking real guinnesses.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Of course it was Guinness in the heat is fucking insane.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: It wasn't that hot yet yesterday.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I guess not. Yesterday was kind of rainy.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Do you know how many Guinness zeros go into a
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: full gallon?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Mind your p's and q's on this one.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go sixteen. No, you actually can't divide by zero?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be one? We're gonna want to cut that? No, no, no,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: we're going to leave that in for I don't want that.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: That's definitely staying in Wait, isn't it if you divide
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: by zero? Isn't it one?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: I think anything divided by zero is an irrational numbers? I? Ah,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: did someone make a blunder? I thought anything divided by
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: zero is I think something's raised to the zero power
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: is one?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: That might be right?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Anything divided by zero is I irrational number. You can't
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: It's starting to feel like it's see you guys next
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: week time.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that started to sound like all right, all right.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: We will see you guys next week. Thank you for listening.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: You guys, have anything to promote or anything? No, I
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: don't think I do either. Actually no, I think I'm
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: gonna have new dates on my website soon. So, but
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: not until at least next week.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: This week on Monday of next week, where pop punk
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: is playing at paw Tucket during a four play event.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: Let's go cool.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: So I think we're just playing at like a golf course.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Nice. I'll be fun, that will be hot.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know that's gonna be like I don't know
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: if that's the crowd for that type of music.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be like Woodstock.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be people dying in the crowd.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right, we will see you
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: guys next week. Goodbye.