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An Anonymous Person Sent Me DISTURBING Packages · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: I am not putting this in my mouth for once.
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  Speaker 1: There's no f * * * ing way. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: this started out really fun and happy, and now I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
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  Speaker 3: I have a little secret for you, my sweet little
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  Speaker 3: spring tulip.
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  Speaker 2: But you gotta go closer.
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  Speaker 1: A little closer. Just a little bit closer. A little closer.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what?
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  Speaker 3: I have a new YouTube channel with Selena Spooky Boo.
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  Speaker 1: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: Yay!
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  Speaker 1: It's true! Selena Spooky Boo and I have made a
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  Speaker 1: new YouTube channel called Can't sleep because we often can't
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  Speaker 1: and we talk to each other when we can't and
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  Speaker 1: we say the darndest things. And also that's when we
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  Speaker 1: ghost hunt. So this channel is literally going to be
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  Speaker 1: our podcast channel and our new ghost hunt channel. So
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  Speaker 1: all the ghost hunting we do together is going to
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  Speaker 1: be on that channel. We're so excited. We've already filmed
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  Speaker 1: so much content for you guys. Absolutely unhinged content. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure other content's going to live on there as well,
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  Speaker 1: but mainly it is the podcast channel right now and
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  Speaker 1: Ghost Hunt, but I'm sure we'll get up to no good.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to go subscribe to Can't Sleep,
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  Speaker 1: hit the notification bell. We're going to have a little
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  Speaker 1: teaser episode for you on there, and then very, very
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  Speaker 1: soon we'll have a Ghost Hunt video, and every single
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  Speaker 1: week we will have a podcast, no matter what. So
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  Speaker 1: go check that out. We're super... super excited. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of big plans. But anyway, speaking of spooky stuff, I
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  Speaker 1: had somebody very close to me. You can guess who
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  Speaker 1: it is down in the comments below. Send me spooky, weird,
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  Speaker 1: strange things from the deepest, darkest corners of the internet,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm a little nervous. A little nervous. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's in these boxes, but I'm excited to see what, uh,
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  Speaker 1: what's out there. What's out there on the internet and, uh,
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  Speaker 1: what this person thinks I would, what would scare me.
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  Speaker 1: Or make me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: So without further ado, let's get into it. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we have the first item, and it seems to be
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  Speaker 1: from Amazon. I don't know how creepy it could be
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  Speaker 1: from Amazon, but we shall see. I forgot to turn
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: my lanterns on. There we go, much better. Let's change
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  Speaker 1: the color of these though, because it's spooky. I want
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  Speaker 1: to get it spooky up on Earth.
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  Speaker 2: Red and purple, yeah, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, anyway. Okay, we have two items, it seems. Looks
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  Speaker 1: like bugs. I'm actually, if you could see here, I
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  Speaker 1: have the Death's Head Hawk Moth here. It's real. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why, but I'm into collecting bugs now that
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  Speaker 1: have been like humanely sourced, by the way. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where this is from. I'll have to look
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  Speaker 1: them up. Aventar Craft Taxidermy Insect. Oh, so it is taxidermy. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: why didn't I just read it? It's creepy, but also
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  Speaker 1: bugs are amazing and bugs do a lot of good
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  Speaker 1: stuff and they're freaky little freaky little beasts, freaky little bastards.
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  Speaker 1: And I like that. They're like me. If I was
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  Speaker 1: a bug, what would I be? Let me know in
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  Speaker 1: the comments below. Be so for real. Be so serious.
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  Speaker 1: I'll answer the ones I like.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Holy. Shit, did I just, is that, that's
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  Speaker 1: like bioterrorism. What is that fumes that I just smell?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god. There's a pungent smell coming from this. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: what the f * * *? It's turning me into
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  Speaker 1: Robert De Niro. It's a pretty pungent smell. It's pretty pungent. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: this is incredible. Are these real? They got a big
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  Speaker 1: stick bug in there. Check that out. Sorry if this
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  Speaker 1: creeps you out. I mean, it is creepy, to be fair. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, very interesting. And you got all the scientific
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  Speaker 1: names of them and everything. Bet these are all in Texas,
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  Speaker 1: just haunting me. Dude, the bugs down here. f *
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  Speaker 1: * * ing big. Like, not Australia big, but they're big.
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  Speaker 1: Or like South America. I can't even imagine how big
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  Speaker 1: they are there, but my lord. Cicada. These bastards are around,
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  Speaker 1: but very cool. They're just like cool creatures, man. Check
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  Speaker 1: that out.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Who made this? Who did this? This is crazy. It
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  Speaker 1: just freaks me out that there's so many of these.
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  Speaker 1: Like if they were to get huge or gigantic, they
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  Speaker 1: would just take over, you know? There's like a million
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  Speaker 1: per us people or some shit like that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Bugs are fascinating to me. I'm gonna put it up
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  Speaker 1: here with my moth. Damn it! It doesn't fit! Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it just shows my f * * * ing KMK sign.
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  Speaker 1: What the? Wait, that's kind of cool. It says KMK
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  Speaker 1: on this side too, but there's also bugs. That's kind
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  Speaker 1: of a vibe. I'm gonna leave it there. This is
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  Speaker 1: an accidental, accidental thing. Okay, that was pretty, uh, pretty freaky,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm all right. You know, I'm all right. I
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  Speaker 1: can learn from this. So I ain't mad at it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's open another one. another one in this box. Creature cups. Okay. Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 1: I love how this is supposed to be like a
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  Speaker 1: really scary video. I mean, maybe it will get scary,
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  Speaker 1: but for right now, are you kidding me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Look at this cup. How cute. Boom. Octopus. Look at
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  Speaker 1: that little guy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to make Caleb a coffee and he's not
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  Speaker 3: going to know.
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  Speaker 1: And he's going to momentarily freak out. This is so nice.
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  Speaker 1: I really like this cup. Also from Amazon. Just look
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  Speaker 1: up octopus cup from Amazon. New favorite cup. What's next?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't say where it's from. Suspicious.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. I just got chills.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: It's a teeth toothbrush.
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  Speaker 1: Is this real?
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  Speaker 2: It says it on the back.
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  Speaker 1: It says.
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  Speaker 2: Warning!
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  Speaker 1: Placing the teeth toothbrush inside your mouth may cause intense
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  Speaker 1: bleeding wounds, poison, death, eldritch horrors finally released from their prison,
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  Speaker 1: the end of days, and tummy aches. What sick bastard
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  Speaker 1: is selling teeth toothbrushes? Oh God, I guess I'll take
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  Speaker 1: it out of the packaging. To be fair, this is
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  Speaker 1: pretty funny. Recommended by zero doctors. At least I got humor.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if these are real. Are these real?
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  Speaker 1: They look real. I am not putting this in my
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  Speaker 1: mouth for once. There's no f * * * ing way.
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  Speaker 1: They have pretty good teeth. No cavities. What the f
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  Speaker 1: * * *? What am I supposed to do with this?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I committed a crime. Is this a crime?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening? I mean, I guess I'll put it
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  Speaker 2: on the gravy shelf.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to- I feel like I need
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  Speaker 1: to throw this out. It's just a- it's just a
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  Speaker 1: toothbrush with that on it. Oh, it's got a little
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  Speaker 1: tongue scrubber on the back. Well, at least I can
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  Speaker 1: use it for something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: This is horrifying. Oh god, I don't- whose teeth are these?
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  Speaker 1: Are these real? Just gonna go up there and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna not think about it. You know what, this
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  Speaker 1: started out really fun and happy, and now I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like this anymore. Make it stop. I guess
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  Speaker 1: we'll just open the next package. Alright, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a knife, but I just found this out there. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's for paintbrushes, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, Xbox. Not that useful, not gonna lie. This
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  Speaker 1: looks really sweet so far. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's heavy.
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  Speaker 1: It's got a little guy on the back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, little freaky dicky dude. Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 1: your order. I hope you like your handmade wormy, Susie. What?
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  Speaker 2: Look at this little baby boy.
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  Speaker 1: He's so creepy, I love it. What the hell? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell? I bet this is like an Etsy thing.
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  Speaker 1: This is Etsy coated. This is so sweet. Oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna add it to my little creepy shelf
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  Speaker 1: up here. I have my, oh yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Forgot to show you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I showed you guys this one.
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  Speaker 1: This is my butterfly and dragonfly one.
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  Speaker 2: Aren't they beautiful? Moths, they're so cool.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm gonna put little wormy guy right up here.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him just haunting my space. Let's name him.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like just a one syllable like sound effect,
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  Speaker 1: like blub. I'm gonna call him blub. Nevermind, I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: him blub. All right, what else we got?
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  Speaker 2: Lollipops. Oh my god, why is this all bugs?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this one's weird. They're bug lollipops. Dude, what? Who
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  Speaker 1: makes these? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. I think it's spiders.
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  Speaker 1: That is so gross. I mean, it is, but it isn't. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot of people eat bugs. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've eaten bugs, I guess, but there's just something about
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  Speaker 1: them being inside a lollipop. It's like in Jurassic Park
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  Speaker 1: where the mosquito is in amber. That's what this reminds
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  Speaker 1: me of.
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  Speaker 2: But it's edible.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's a little worm of some sort. There's
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  Speaker 1: a couple more. Scorpion. Oh my God. That is so freaky, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to eat one of these, aren't I?
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  Speaker 1: Don't make me do it. Don't make me. Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: do it. There's one more. Is this legal? You know? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little cricket. I don't know why, but this
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  Speaker 1: one's like the least disgusting to me, but that's probably
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  Speaker 1: because I've eaten a cricket before. I've eaten crickets before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to eat the cricket one because spiders freak
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  Speaker 1: me the out. So does the worm. And this is
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  Speaker 1: just daunting as shit. I'll try the cricket.
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  Speaker 3: Smells nice.
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  Speaker 1: Smells like blue raspberry.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually kind of pretty. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like, this is like an awkward
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  Speaker 1: kiss moment.
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  Speaker 2: You both don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking after your first date and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know whether you're going to hug or kiss or vomit.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no. It's really good. That's going to be on
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  Speaker 1: Reddit for sure. Okay, this is for all. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why. It freaks me out that it's in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I know it's dead. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad for him now. I feel like his
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  Speaker 1: name would be Greg or something. Oh, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I'm not far away from getting to him. I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I want to crack it open. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. Oh God! What have I done? I killed Greg.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was already dead, but oh no. Greg's
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  Speaker 1: in half. Oh shit. This is Greg's head. I did it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I did it. Are you happy? Are you still here?
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  Speaker 1: I'd be surprised if you were. If you are, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Please subscribe, like the video, comment. That's crazy. Fun little
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  Speaker 1: thing to send somebody though. My tongue's not blue.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I need a minute and then.
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  Speaker 2: We'll open the next one.
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  Speaker 1: More human than I am alone. Well, we're unboxing some
• 10:06
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• 10:10
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• 10:12
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• 10:15
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• 10:19
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• 10:25
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• 10:29
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• 12:02
  Speaker 1: let's get back to it. I need a break. I
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  Speaker 1: need a Sour Boys break. Hopefully this is a palate cleanser.
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  Speaker 3: Not actually.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't want to put more bugs in my
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  Speaker 1: mouth or anything in my mouth. Let's see what's on
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  Speaker 1: this one.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, dude.
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  Speaker 1: What the f- What in the ass? Well, it's not scary.
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  Speaker 1: It's just really strange and dumb, but I also kind
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  Speaker 1: of love it. Have to fact check me on this,
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: but there was some sort of duct tape banana that
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: was sold for like millions of dollars or some shit.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: So maybe this is making fun of it. I got
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: it for a lot cheaper. That's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually kind of cool. I kind of want
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: to just tape this to my back wall. This is
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Is this actual duct tape? No. It's paint.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Is this a banana?
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: No. It's just really well painted. I like this. I
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: don't have a lot to say, but I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like it because as you guys know,
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  Speaker 1: I f * * * ing love. It's been a while.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: It's been a while. I also love bananas. Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: This is great. I'm loving that I can just add
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  Speaker 1: things to my weird shelf over here.
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  Speaker 2: This is good.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: This is good.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that was a good palate cleanser. I'm feeling good now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling funky fresh. Let's move on. Random bag. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a mask. Oh, why is it open? Has
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: it been used? Smells pretty new. Oh, that's terrifying. I
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: guess it's not that scary. Sorry. Anyway, next! I forgot
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: to say my intro. Hello everybody and welcome back to
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: my YouTube channel and welcome to my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: you can call me Chris and we're halfway through the
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: f * * * ing video. My bad. Inconspicuous box
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  Speaker 1: number whatever. Where did my shop thing go? Is there
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  Speaker 1: somebody in here with me? Who took it?
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Where did I put it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I literally thought for a moment there was somebody
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  Speaker 1: in this room with me that like took this and
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: was going to kill me with it. That would be crazy. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I did it again, didn't I? I'm a little scoundrel today.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a little naughty girl. Naughty girl. What was I doing?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I was opening a box. Okay. It's got newspaper in it,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: which makes me nervous. It's just like a murder spree
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  Speaker 1: print page.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Wait, why am I scared?
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: What is this? Straight to jail. What the f- is this?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: And why do they look better than my feet? Get
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: a shot of that. Oh, oh, you know who would
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  Speaker 1: love these? Caleb. That is so weird. Dude, what the ass?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I gotta try them on. And I won't actually be
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: showing my feet, so it's okay. I'm gonna post this
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: on Twitter. As like my feet. Oh yeah, dude. Check
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: these puppies out. Wow, those look pretty good from far away. Damn,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: they really do look better than my feet though. I
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: got a bad score on Feet Finder. Or Wiki Feet. No,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: not Feet Finder. I meant Wiki Feet. Caleb and I
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: one day were on Wiki Feet. Damn, them dogs are barking. Woof, woof. Woof, woof.
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  Speaker 1: .
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: But I hope that really brings up my wiki feed
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  Speaker 1: score because that's how low it is. Whoever put that
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: effort into making those. You're good in my book. Holy shit.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I need to read one of those. You're going in
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: the book. All right. We got a couple more. Another
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: inconspicuous box from Amazon. Okay. This can't be... This isn't real, right? Oh, no.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: It's fake. Oh. We have a fake bird. A fake
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: raven or crow. It looks like a crow. Ravens are
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: a lot bigger. That's cool. I'll have it as a...
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: As I'm trying to talk.
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  Speaker 3: Cool. I.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Best YouTuber ever. Look at this little guy.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's so sweet.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: They have his wings here. Let's see. How does this work?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I don't understand.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: It's just like a.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: What is this? Oh, wait, do I have to take
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: this out?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: So stupid sometimes. Fun. Wow. Look at that. That looks
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: really real.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: It's all fake. The feathers are fake too. Okay, you
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: guys can name this little guy. What's his name gonna be? Wow.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Look at him.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: He's like... I like crows. Crows are so smart. And ravens,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: they're freaky. He's my little buddy. He's my good time pal. Stay.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I want you to stay. No. Okay, we gotta put
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: him somewhere. Probably on this post. Sorry. Or maybe in
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the tree. He's gonna block Bob Ross a little, but
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: that's okay. He's had his moment.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: That looks cool.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: That looks cool. Look at him back there. That's cool.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Little guy. Little guy just about to take off. Just
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: about to take flight. I love that. Good analogy. Or something.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: So there's an analogy in there somewhere. A lesson learned.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: But anyway, that's my... That's my crow. That's my crow.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Name him in the comments. Anyway, I think we have
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: one more. Okay, we have a very, uh... A very
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: large buck that says fragile on the side.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: This is amazing. Are you kidding me? That's amazing. Caleb's
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: head's kind of small. He's got a bigger head than that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: But other than that, holy crap. Dude, I want to
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: look like that. I want those clothes. What the heck? Stunning.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like I need to put that up in
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: here somewhere. This is my favorite thing so far. I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: might actually stick this up like in our home. I
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: don't know about you guys, but I've never stuck pictures
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: up of like myself or family or anything around my house.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I just want this to be the only one. I'll
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: just gaslight people being like, is that real?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Did you guys actually do it?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah. Caleb's head just grew a little bigger
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: from last year when we took it. But yeah, I
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: kind of want to put this in my living room.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Is that weird? I don't give a shit.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: This is my favorite thing. Hey guys, it's a whole
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: ass different But some more products came in and I
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: feel and I need to I need to open them
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: bonus packages bonus packages bonus hour bonus hour bonus hour Okay,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: first up we have a little black bag.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: What could go wrong? Oh It's a little what is this?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Oh god, it's gonna be like a another tooth like
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: a body part or god.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a little guy I'm scared, what is this?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: What is this material?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: It's so inconspicuous.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: There's something on the bottom that says something in there.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I need to open it. Just kidding, it didn't explode.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Ukobok.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I should be taking this out.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I don't really know what it is.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: It just looks like a little ghost guy.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: He's kind of cute. Ukobok. Sounds like Latin or something though.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I need to like look this up. I don't like
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: how inconspicuous this is. Let's do some research right now.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Ukobok Persona. Ukobok Blue Exorcist. What is- What is mythology?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: What is Ukobok? Demon all- What?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: What did I just do?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Is this a little curse, a little prod?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Oh god. Am I cursed?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I need to read it now.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, f * * k. That shit? In Duplancy 1880 dictionary,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: infernal Ukobok or Urobok is described as a demon of
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: an inferior order.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: He is shown with.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: A flaming or red body, large eyes and ears, and
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: often a pan full of coals or hot poker.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I don't like this.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: He is said to be the inventor of fireworks and
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the art of frying food. Okay, wait, that's... I love
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: those two things, so maybe I'm on board.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: He is charged by Beelzebuth, not good, to maintain the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: oil in the infernal boilers, which is made of blood
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: of the damned, forged in the west where the sun sets.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: What does that mean for me? What is this little guy?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say little black demon in a jar,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: question mark. Oh, oh, is it on Etsy?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh no.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: The new mystery demon? This guy looks.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Kind of fun, to be honest. I think this, this
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: gotta be a joke. Well, obviously, it's just a joke.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: This is like a thing, though. I don't like this. Okay, well,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna say a little prayer after this video,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: and maybe I'll put this on my shelf. I'm a
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: little scared to throw it away. Just gonna put Ukabok
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: right there. Maybe Sage the place as well. Stay tuned, though.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Hopefully nothing bad happens. Okay, next we have We Love
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: a Wax. Frickin' stamp. Hopefully this isn't another demon in
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: a box. Oh. It basically is. Um, what in the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: ass is that? Oh, God. Little wormoid. Little creepy wormoid guy.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like he's supposed to be not loose in there.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta take him out. Hey, buddy.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Please don't bite me. Oh, he's very sticky. Looks like
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: it broke. There we go.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Never want to touch that again. This guy's a little freaky.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Kind of reminds me of, like, if little Blob here,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: if you were to feed him after midnight, he'd turn
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: into a blood sucker. He'd turn into this. This literally
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: looks like the same little guy, but just no chill. Okay,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I kind of like this. It's like the metamorphosis of
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: this one, but it's a different product.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Little worm guys.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'll put Blob back up here.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'll put blood sucker right next to him.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: This shelf is getting really.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: F * * * ing weird. I like it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Wait, this one is so cool. I bet this is
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: haunted or something.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Look at this. It's beautiful. Made for Royal Navy, London, 1917.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, is it? Oh, what?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Dude, what?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: They're little binoculars. Oh, wow. They work really well. Oh,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: what's that I see? Oh, saucy little minks. That's what
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Looking good today.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That was weird.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: This is really cool.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I wonder if you can like.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I think that makes it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: A little closer. Wow. 1917. That's pretty cool. I mean,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I guess they had the telescope. That's right. They had
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the telescope.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: But these are so dainty.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: They're like, let me see. The horse races. Yes. Oh, yes.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: That's, uh, Ukobok. My horse. Yes. It's the coal demon.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of it? You don't want to know.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: It seems like it's for the Navy, though. So, obviously,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: they use these on boats and stuff. But it's very... It's...
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: It's real.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Like, it's very real. Very cool. And then you just.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, Kayla would really like these. I want to give
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: these to Kayla.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: These are just really cool. For now, I'm going to
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: put them on my shelf. Just like that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Look at that. Okay.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Last but not least, inconspicuous box number.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I don't f * * * ing know.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Oh God, it's so heavy. It's an oddly shaped item. Okay.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Kind of looks like a foot. Hopefully it's not. Oh,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: it's like a little planter. This is like a little
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: planter of some sort. I like that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Fugly planters.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm into it. What is this?
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Oh god.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay. It's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: okay It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay Look
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: at it. It's my- Don't look at me. Jesus. It's
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: a pretty cute baby, honestly. Pretty cute worm baby. I'm
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: into this though. I wanna give him some hair.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Do I have a plant in here I can put
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: in him?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: One sec. I gotta get him a real plant. Oh
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: my god. He looks like he's rocking some serious dreads.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: He's an island girl. Wait, it's kind of a moment.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I really like this. He's like a little creepy baby
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: worm boy. He's like a waby or a borm. No,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: waby's way better.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: My baby waby. My baby waby's gonna go on the shelf.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: He is beauty, he is grace. What a weird shelf.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I always think about if I die, then the people
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that are just gonna like clean out my stuff, which
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: is probably gonna be my loved ones, but if they
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: bring a friend to help or something and just be like...
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: She was into some weird shit. Yeah, she was into
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: some weird shit. And then my family would just be like, yeah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: she was.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: She was, don't ask.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Don't ask. I love it. That was a lot. This
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: is fun. I like when I don't know when I'm
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: gonna open. I think it's fun for myself. Hopefully it's
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: fun for you guys too. I like a lot of
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: these things. Very cool. The tooth toothbrush can suck it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Very creepy. I hated that. Probably the worst one in
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: the bunch. And the bug suckers. Not my jam. But
• 24:23
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• 24:25
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• 24:27
  Speaker 1: want to subscribe. This is obviously the best YouTube channel ever.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: And yeah. What do I say?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: What's my outro?