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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Hopper on the Cam Haynes Podcast. · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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What's going on, everybody?
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We got so much to talk about today,
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and we're here with the
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I love the chase and the hunt and
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I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want and I
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always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up.
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it's lunch time what is going on everybody
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welcome to lunch with the clydesdale and
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the cowboy we are here to have some
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fun today seem is already calling us
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losers man i take that the same way
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that i take um
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Colton calling everybody nerds or dorks.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Term of infection.
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I used to say all the time that
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I'll hang out with the dumbest people on
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the face of the planet,
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but they're my best friends.
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So what does that say about me?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Surrounding yourself with the right people
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is,
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is more important than an intellect is
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only part of the equation.
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Correct.
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Um,
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I got a question for you.
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So my wife and I were just having
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a discussion before I came down here
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because we are still stranded in our
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house.
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Uh,
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six cars have attempted to get out of
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our development and they've all bogged
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down right in front of our house.
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Jesus Christ.
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So, so we are stuck.
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Uh,
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Jaybird says you can't fly like an Eagle
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when you're surrounded by turkeys.
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Man's got a point.
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So my wife has worked a lot of
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shitty jobs in her life,
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but she is now with like a great
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company.
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It is an employee owned company.
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And like, and so she is,
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and she's been there five years now and
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in, and is killing it.
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Right.
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She puts all of her self-worth into the
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yearly evaluation.
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And because of the shitty jobs and,
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That's the only time her bosses would talk
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to her,
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and that's why she feels that way now,
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right?
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And now that she's on a good job,
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she's transporting that from her old jobs
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to this, right?
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And so it means everything.
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And I'm trying to tell her,
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why are you focused on one day of
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the year and ignoring the three hundred
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and sixty four?
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Correct.
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Right.
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You're at a place where people tell you
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how much they love you,
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how much they want to be around you,
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how appreciative they are of you all year
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long.
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That paper is filled out by someone who
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is so freaking busy and they're just
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trying to get it checked off and moved
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on with their day.
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Correct.
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I was a supervisor over a huge unit
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for a long time.
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You do not have time to put into
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that evaluation what it's truly intended
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to be.
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No.
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And you were just trying to get it
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done and get it off.
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And I'm like, so that's the amount of,
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that's the amount of effort they're
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putting into it.
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And you need to then realize that's how
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much effort you need to put into
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understanding what it is.
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Cause it doesn't mean what you think it
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does.
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No, your energy should match that energy.
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Mark Phillips,
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emotions don't care about logic.
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Yeah.
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He's not wrong.
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Oh, it's my yearly evaluation,
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it's my yearly evaluation.
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It's one day.
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And generally speaking,
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people are gonna remember a whole lot more
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of, if everything else is going smooth,
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then they have nothing to complain about,
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then they have nothing to write about.
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And then two things that go wrong, well,
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those two times,
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whenever whatever didn't happen,
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they gonna go ahead and write that dumb
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shit down instead of the nine hundred and
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ninety-nine times that you got it right.
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And she works for engineers, right?
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So they're the ones,
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they like come together and they fill out
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everything that they think her evaluation
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should have.
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One guy kind of puts it together and
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then they talk to her.
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And here's the thing,
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like their idea of what she should be
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doing is not what her job description says
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she should be doing, right?
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They want her to do more of their
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job
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And when she doesn't,
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because it's not really part of her job,
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then they kind of ding her for it.
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Well,
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it's because you're not doing your job,
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right?
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So it's so messed up.
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And I try to just keep encouraging her.
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But she has so much PTSD from the
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other jobs,
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it's really hard to get her out of
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this funk.
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And she has a new supervisor now that
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actually does what she does.
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and so i'm hoping that the understanding
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is better there this year and we'll have
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just a better evaluation because she
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understands the job better with any look
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for sure uh mark phillips i just flamed
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out in a workout i'm ready to join
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orange theory see he's looking at one day
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of workout instead of the
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Dude,
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I don't want to hear about flamed out
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in the workout.
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I am six weeks into my two K
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row progression.
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And believe me, you didn't flame up.
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Trust me when I tell you.
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I think this is a good segue into
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the hopper video with the campaigns.
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I need to watch that.
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I've heard several different things about
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it.
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It's, it's a long, it's a long one,
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man.
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Kim Haynes' goal was to go like an
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hour and I think they approached two.
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Oh, good Lord.
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And I listened to it on like hyperspeed
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and still like it was long.
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But he talks a lot and I've heard
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him say this other places too.
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Like he learned after going to Vermont
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that
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he needed to train intensity.
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He didn't have intensity at the games.
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And some days he goes into workout and
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the intensity isn't there and he just
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shuts it down because he's not,
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he's not getting out of the way of
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what he intended to get out of it
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because not everybody has a great day
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every day.
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So I'll talk to you, Mark Phillips,
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talking to you.
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Maybe,
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maybe this just wasn't your day and it's,
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it was okay to shut it down.
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Because you don't want it to affect
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tomorrow and the next day and the next
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day, right?
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You want to just put it behind you
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and come back the next day and get
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after it again, right?
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I know for me, if I don't,
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I've gotten pretty good at identifying
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when I should stop,
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when I should push through.
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when I should just shut it down completely
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and call it a day.
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Because if not, it can,
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I won't say it will,
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but it can definitely spiral into two
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days,
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into three days where it's just like shit
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on top of shit on top of shit
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until I take a break and reset and
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then can come back and be really refocused
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on it.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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Mark Phillips, which Hopper video is this?
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I missed it.
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He did an interview with Cam Haynes.
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And I'm getting an echo when I talk,
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Corey.
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So it's got to be something on the
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mixer there.
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But anyway, it's with Cam Haines.
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They actually did a bunch of workouts
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during the week and did some shooting and
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some stuff like that.
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And then after it was all over,
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they sat down for this interview after Cam
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got to know him.
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And, um, it's really good.
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It's really good.
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And it's outside of it's outside of the
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CrossFit space because cam is not a
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CrossFitter.
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He is a hunter.
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He is a runner.
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And, uh,
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and so it's just a different perspective.
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A new fee.
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Sometimes I get in a funk and need
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a workout.
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I know I'll feel successful at to get
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me out of the spiral.
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That's a good one too.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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A lot of us aren't going to the
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games.
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We're just trying to get our,
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our mood back to the neck to get
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back to the next day.
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A hundred percent.
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I would want to do something that I
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know I'm good at.
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to snap myself out of it or something
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I'm familiar with.
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Not necessarily that I'm something that
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I'm good at,
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but even if it's something that I'm
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familiar with that I know still needs
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work,
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that I can get a good amount of
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work in, twenty, thirty minutes,
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something along those lines,
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feel good about myself after that and let
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it carry on.
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Absolutely.
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While I really liked the video or the
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podcast, it was enjoyable to listen to.
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He talks about his faith.
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He talks about his relationship with his
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father, which I'd never heard before.
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I wish it would have delved more into
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the CrossFit community and CrossFit
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affiliate kind of side.
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And it really doesn't.
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It really sticks to the sport and the
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mindset of a competitive athlete.
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I think when that's the piece we're
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missing,
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when these athletes get an opportunity to
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go outside the space, to pay it forward.
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Yeah.
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And to pay it forward about the community,
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about the affiliates, about all of that.
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Because Jason started an affiliate
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company.
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And that's where he found out he was
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good,
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and that's why he made the choice to
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pursue this as a career.
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But it kind of got glossed over.
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I think people,
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when they get a chance to interview guys
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like Hopper or anybody who's won the games
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at that point,
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especially if it's been recently,
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they want to talk about that because it
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just happened and kind of skip over the
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part, like you said,
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where –
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Hey,
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this is how I actually started or even
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asking them.
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I mean, anybody that Savan talks to, like,
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or you talk to where did it all
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begin?
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Were you, you know,
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were you always competitive?
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Were you always,
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were you in a gym and just working
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out about whatever?
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Um,
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I think what Chattanooga is saying right
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there to maybe some coaching on,
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on how to get the,
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whoever they're talking to, you know,
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to kind of roll back over to that
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side or even bring it up themselves.
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None of this would be possible if I
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hadn't stepped into the doors of JR's
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place to begin with.
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I would not be here today without any
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of that,
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with the guys at whatever class he was
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taking at the time or whatever.
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I don't think it was Crash that he
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stepped into.
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He was at Clemson.
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He was using CrossFit as his workout in
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addition to the football.
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And that's where he decided to quit
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football and move into the CrossFit space.
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But there was a lot of great points,
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and I don't want it lost.
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It's a good interview,
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and they did touch on some things.
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And the one thing that I thought was
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really cool is –
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he broke a record by two minutes that
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cam haynes has done with a lot of
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athletes and it showed that like the
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crossfit methodology
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don't have to train that specific thing
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that cam had them do and he still
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crushed it like and cam kept saying like
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your fitness level is at a level that
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like i had to up my game testing
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you because other people can't handle what
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you can handle and that so it was
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subtly there it just if they could have
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just in that moment said yeah the
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methodology is freaking awesome
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And it just missed that one little tick,
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right?
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Wouldn't have taken much, right?
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Wouldn't have taken much.
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I mean, we've been saying it for years,
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like especially around here.
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We know a lot of people that run
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a lot of races and stuff like that.
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And if I had to,
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I could run a half marathon this weekend.
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Well, that's where they were talking.
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Jason ran eighteen miles and he'd never
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run over eight before.
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Yeah.
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And he did it because he does CrossFit.
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And he was able to do it because
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he does CrossFit.
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And Cam Haynes says he doesn't usually
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take people at eighteen miles because they
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can't handle it.
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Right.
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But Jason could handle it.
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Um...
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So yeah, it was really good.
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It was subtly there.
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I wish that Jason could have just pushed
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it a little bit over the edge.
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I thought he did a great job.
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And listen,
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I've been interviewed on a podcast before.
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It's hard.
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The interviewee is hard.
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You don't know what's coming at you.
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And Cam Hain said he didn't plan anything.
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It was just sit down and BS.
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And this is kind of what came out,
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right?
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So it's not the easiest thing to do,
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but it...
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My wish and hope was there.
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I'm not blaming Jason.
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I'm not blaming Cam.
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It just was so close.
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I need to watch it.
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I've heard, like I said,
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I heard good things about it,
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that it was pretty cool,
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but I didn't realize it was that long.
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Jesus Christ.
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That's a long, that's a long thing.
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It is.
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I listened to it on one point two
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five and it still sounded normal.
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But yeah, it's still long,
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even at one point two five,
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just to let you know.
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Ortega,
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I understand the athletes get asked these
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questions,
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but they're not like other athletes where
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they have PR training from CrossFit to be
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able to promote the brand.
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Again, I'm not blaming anybody.
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I thought they touched on aspects that if
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you were listening,
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you could transpose to.
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That's what the methodology did.
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It just wasn't like blatantly said.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's Jason,
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so you should expect it to be long.
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You know, Cam's a talker too,
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so it's not just Jason's fault.
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And I thought he held himself really,
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really well.
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He represented the athletes of CrossFit
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very, very well.
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But there's a really cool part about his
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relationship with his father,
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and that's why he pushes so hard.
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And he calls it like running toward the
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pain because his dad never gave him the
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like kudos or the respect, I guess,
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when he was growing up.
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And he was always looking for that
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approval.
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And that's why he runs toward the pain.
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It gave me a whole new perspective on
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Jason, truly.
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Especially that piece of it.
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And if you're a Christian,
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there's a great faith piece of it, too,
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where him and Cam get into these
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discussions.
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And Jason takes Cam on a journey where
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Cam's never went before with faith.
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And it was really, really cool.
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So, yeah.
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And it's chaptered out, too.
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So if there's pieces you just want to
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check out,
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you can scroll across the bottom and go
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to like a specific piece.
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I don't know about that,
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but it'd definitely be a lot easier to
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stop and come back to you later, like,
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oh, I was right here.
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Yeah.
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Chattanoofy, I jumped.
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I feel like if you have a goal
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time and can meet...
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They're talking about the qualifiers for
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Magic City.
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Gotcha.
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Which,
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to answer their question from earlier, no,
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I am not doing those.
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I'm fixing to do the...
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monster games qualifiers that are coming
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out Friday.
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Black Dragon.
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You need to choose on these big podcasts
16:57
to get CrossFit put out there with passion
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info.
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It'd be cool if there were roundtables and
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it was a non-CrossFit person interviewing
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the roundtable about the athletes,
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about the methodology,
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about and showed kind of the whole grand
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picture.
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That would be awesome.
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I just don't know who you would get
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to do that or who would agree to
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do that at this point.
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Or who would be good at doing that,
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that you could get to do that.
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Chad,
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if you appreciate Jason being a bit
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vulnerable in this interview,
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in his interviews lately,
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he did mention his dad on the Pedro
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one too.
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I got to catch up on the Pedro
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ones.
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He went bang, bang,
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bang with like all the boys interrupted
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and I didn't get all of it.
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No, I mean, I started with Alan.
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Shit,
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that might be the only one I caught.
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Who do you have?
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He had somebody on yesterday.
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I don't remember who it was.
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I've watched some of that.
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Yeah,
18:00
I got word that my job is going
18:02
to pick up some more.
18:03
I'm getting more duties,
18:05
which is going to make it a little
18:06
more difficult to get through some of the
18:09
podcasts.
18:15
The next thing I wanted to talk about
18:17
is, hey,
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we're going to give away an open
18:20
registration.
18:23
If you have not signed up for the
18:24
open yet,
18:26
And the reason you're not signing up is
18:28
because the twenty dollars is too much.
18:31
We got you covered.
18:34
All you do is put I'm in in
18:38
the comments, not in the chat,
18:40
in the comments of this video.
18:42
I'm in.
18:45
And tomorrow I will put all those names
18:47
in a randomizer and one of you will
18:50
get a free registration to the CrossFit
18:53
Open.
18:53
It's that easy.
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Piece of cake.
19:00
And we got more.
19:01
We're going to give away more.
19:03
But for right now, we're giving away one.
19:07
Put I'm in the comments of the YouTube
19:10
video and you will be entered in a
19:14
drawing to get a free registration to the
19:16
CrossFit Open.
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You got to start somewhere.
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Super, super simple.
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Larry, you're already in.
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We know.
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Um, all right, cool.
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So the next thing I want to talk
19:32
about is this viral thing that's going
19:35
around the space.
19:36
I couldn't find the original,
19:38
so I'm playing John Young's version of
19:40
this.
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I'm not going to play it the whole
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way through,
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but I want to talk about this briefly.
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This was when Hiller was interviewing
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Brian friend.
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Hmm.
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And Hiller asks Brian Friend,
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what happens if, and I'll play it.
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What happens if he were to beat you?
20:01
Top hundred.
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I don't know if John could go a
20:03
hundred deep.
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It became personal with me.
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He really focuses when he does his
20:07
research on the top competitions and the
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top athletes.
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I don't think he can go that deep,
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bro.
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All right, that's enough of that.
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So it's a great reel if you want
20:18
to check it out.
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But here's the deal.
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Why do you need to go a hundred
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deep?
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Why is that even a thing?
20:29
How many people go to the CrossFit games?
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Corey, answer that question for me.
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This year, thirty men and thirty women,
20:36
individual.
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Thirty women, thirty men.
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And relevance to the CrossFit games,
20:46
people that will be competitive at
20:48
semifinals will be an additional...
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Ten to fifteen?
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Ten to fifteen.
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That might make some noise at a semifinal.
20:57
Yeah.
20:58
So we're talking like...
21:00
And you probably already know those
21:02
people.
21:03
You're talking forty-five, fifty tops.
21:06
A hundred percent.
21:08
So why is it a badge of honor
21:11
to say you can't go to a hundred?
21:14
It doesn't make any sense.
21:18
It makes no sense.
21:20
It really, really doesn't.
21:21
Once you get out of the top fifty,
21:23
which is still a lot,
21:26
you're in a pool that is...
21:29
It's almost it's homogenous,
21:30
like it looks almost like you could stack
21:32
all those people up next to each other
21:34
and interchange any one of them at any
21:36
given point,
21:37
maybe down towards the bottom,
21:38
like towards the actual hundred or
21:40
whatnot.
21:40
There's some outliers that got it got into
21:43
that hundred because they were super good
21:44
at like one thing.
21:46
But anything past the top fifty,
21:47
I would say the fifty to eighty range
21:50
like you could plug and play any one
21:51
of those people.
21:52
And it's going to be that you're going
21:53
to get the same result.
21:55
I'm going to tell you in twenty twenty
21:57
two and twenty twenty three,
22:00
those two years I interviewed over one
22:01
hundred semifinal athletes.
22:04
I remember one hundred semifinal athletes.
22:07
I knew more about the semifinal athletes
22:10
than anybody else at those events.
22:14
Did it make me a better predictor as
22:15
to who was going to the games?
22:17
Not one tiny bit.
22:21
No.
22:22
In fact,
22:23
I would argue it gave me a bias
22:25
towards people that made me worse at
22:28
picking who was going on to the CrossFit
22:31
Games.
22:32
Because you got to know them.
22:35
right and now you're and now you're
22:37
friendly with them and now you're rooting
22:39
for them so now you're almost a homer
22:41
at that point because you're like oh no
22:42
dude this dude's great this dude's
22:44
fantastic he's gonna absolutely smash it i
22:46
was that way i i kid you not
22:48
i dove into that a minute immediately
22:51
right i knew i knew this person was
22:53
fighting an autoimmune disorder it was
22:54
going to be a great story and i
22:56
wanted them to go into the or this
22:58
person fought cancer and is coming back
23:00
and they're going to do it you know
23:02
and
23:02
Like it gave me biases that made me
23:06
terrible at predicting who was going to go
23:10
to the CrossFit games.
23:13
Terrible.
23:14
Yeah.
23:17
So I also want to look at it
23:19
from this perspective.
23:21
I think in our space,
23:23
the media is too close to the athletes,
23:26
right?
23:30
To be good predictors as to who's going
23:32
to go on to the CrossFit Games.
23:35
Now,
23:36
some people can kind of push those biases
23:38
a little bit to the side,
23:40
but we all have them.
23:43
I think last year at the Games,
23:45
I actually beat John.
23:47
for like the first time ever,
23:49
but it doesn't make me a better predictor
23:51
than him all the time.
23:53
It just meant that I was able to
23:54
push my biases away and my biases led
23:57
to, led to the people who won.
24:01
Sure.
24:03
Right.
24:03
We are all so close.
24:04
We all want these people to win.
24:06
We all want these people to do well.
24:08
Like I can point out that John was
24:11
riding the Austin Hatfield horse for,
24:17
Probably because of a bias.
24:20
Sure.
24:21
Right?
24:23
Sure.
24:24
And we all have that.
24:26
He got hung up on Hatfield and was
24:30
like, for whatever reason,
24:32
it's like a dog on a bone saying,
24:34
oh, this dude, he's the dude,
24:35
he's the dude.
24:36
And Hatfield made it through the games.
24:39
on him but he was already on that
24:41
trajectory and if you look at uh any
24:43
any kind of time anybody spent with him
24:46
leading up to when he actually made the
24:47
games he was on that path no matter
24:50
what but as soon as you get hooked
24:52
onto those people like that you're like oh
24:54
this is my guy he's going not only
24:56
is he going he's gonna finish top fifteen
24:58
he's gonna finish top ten he's gonna
24:59
finish top eight whatever the case may be
25:02
and you're like is he though
25:07
And then it's a big disappointment and
25:09
it's a letdown.
25:10
And there's also the point where you're
25:12
taking the risk, right?
25:13
You're like,
25:14
I want to be the first to say
25:15
this guy.
25:16
Right.
25:17
And I'm going to ride this horse.
25:19
And then when they fail,
25:23
when they succeed, you get to say,
25:24
look what I said,
25:25
look who was the first one to find
25:27
this guy.
25:28
Right.
25:29
Um,
25:31
I had that person locked in two years
25:33
ago.
25:33
I've been talking about them since then.
25:36
And they're going to be fantastic.
25:38
And it does.
25:39
It pays off whenever they actually make it
25:42
or they make some noise or they get
25:43
anywhere close.
25:44
But when they fail,
25:46
you get roasted for months on end.
25:51
And it's entertaining for us at the very
25:53
least, right?
25:54
Because then people go,
25:55
what about this dude, John?
25:57
What about your boy?
25:58
Where's your boy at?
25:59
Why is he not in there?
26:00
Why is your boy not in there?
26:03
It's entertainment.
26:04
Either way.
26:08
John's bias is towards people that play
26:10
Christian.
26:12
That could play a part in it.
26:14
Could play a part in it, of course.
26:16
I think he's also anti-mayhem,
26:18
which is weird with the Hatfield thing.
26:22
John has a bias,
26:22
and I think most people do,
26:24
to people that share the same worldview.
26:26
Yeah.
26:27
Right.
26:28
So Hadfield, Christian, Christian kid,
26:31
right.
26:32
Hard worker, blue collar roots.
26:35
I mean, he falls right in line.
26:38
So John's like, yep,
26:40
that's my dude right there.
26:41
Everybody's got personal biases towards
26:43
people who remind them of themselves.
26:47
I was a huge, which granted,
26:49
Frazier was winning all the time.
26:50
I was a huge Matt Frazier fan because
26:52
he and I are the exact same size.
26:55
Five foot six,
26:56
hundred ninety ish pounds somewhere right
26:58
right up in that area.
27:00
Both have a potty mouth.
27:02
Both are can probably considered to be
27:04
assholes depending on who you talk to.
27:07
But that was my dude.
27:08
And that was mostly why it wasn't
27:09
necessarily because he was winning.
27:10
It was because I identify identified with
27:12
him more than anything else.
27:16
Fantastic.
27:18
Oh, another bias.
27:20
He hates beautiful women.
27:25
Uh, yeah.
27:29
So I have a bias towards anybody that
27:31
agreed to do a mini documentary with me.
27:35
Yeah.
27:36
Right.
27:36
So like, uh,
27:38
I had the year where I went behind
27:39
the scenes with, with Kelly Baker.
27:41
I went behind the scenes with Emily Rolfe
27:43
and Alex Kazan.
27:45
they will always be in my top.
27:48
If I see them in a competition,
27:49
I'm going to be rooting for them and
27:50
I'm probably going to give them a higher
27:52
place than I think they,
27:54
they probably really deserve.
27:56
A hundred percent.
27:58
No matter what, because they,
28:00
they gave me a shot.
28:02
Exactly.
28:03
And you're not going to forget that.
28:05
Right.
28:06
And by and large,
28:08
most of us do that.
28:10
And that goes for the casual fan as
28:12
well, right?
28:13
If you meet somebody at the games or
28:16
at a competition or something like that,
28:18
and they are nice to you and have
28:20
a conversation with you,
28:22
whatever that might be, right?
28:24
Five minutes, ten seconds, whatever it is.
28:27
Holy shit.
28:28
I'm now a fan of that person.
28:29
And it goes the opposite way too.
28:31
If you go to try to shake somebody's
28:32
hand and they tell you to get bent
28:34
and walk off, you're like, well,
28:36
F that guy.
28:36
I'll hope he never wins anything again.
28:39
Yeah.
28:40
I will never root for Brooke Wells.
28:41
She always,
28:43
she always rejected my interviews at every
28:46
competition.
28:47
There you go.
28:48
I will never root for Brooke Wells.
28:49
Sorry.
28:50
It's a fact.
28:52
Yeah, there it is.
28:54
There it is.
28:55
Easy, easy day.
28:57
Easy day.
28:58
Yeah.
29:00
I just find it so funny because, like,
29:02
in that interview, like,
29:05
Brian is sticking his chest out like,
29:10
like,
29:10
John can't beat me down to a hundred.
29:12
Yeah.
29:13
Well, that's like saying, like,
29:16
you can't name a hundred Chicago Bears
29:18
when the roster has fifty-two.
29:20
Correct.
29:22
Or fifty-three.
29:23
Yeah.
29:24
Nobody cares about who number eighty three
29:26
is except his family and his his wife
29:30
or her or her husband,
29:32
whatever the case may be like their their
29:33
immediate family and friends.
29:36
I understand is always rooting against
29:38
Corey now.
29:42
I remembered you this year, Andrew.
29:44
I'm sorry.
29:48
Yeah.
29:49
Yeah.
29:50
I mean, those are just facts.
29:51
Those are like people that have spurned
29:54
interviews for me and never do them.
29:56
I'd never root for.
29:59
Yeah.
29:59
And I know as media or journalists,
30:02
you're supposed to be unbiased.
30:04
We're more biased than anybody else.
30:08
Because we're that close to them.
30:11
Right.
30:12
Stephen A.
30:12
Smith is not that close to whatever sports
30:16
personality he's talking about at that
30:17
day.
30:18
He is removed from them in his own
30:19
little box.
30:21
Right.
30:21
He doesn't interact with them.
30:23
You know,
30:24
he doesn't have an opportunity to talk to
30:25
them on a regular basis or whatnot.
30:27
We do.
30:28
Our stars are a lot more accessible than,
30:32
I'm going to go ahead and say it,
30:35
professional athletes.
30:39
Yeah.
30:42
and it happens in all things.
30:44
Look at here's Larry.
30:45
When mayhem stepped up last year,
30:47
I got on their map, right?
30:48
Mayhem stepped up.
30:49
They held, they held the mayhem classic.
30:52
They held an open workout.
30:54
They were becoming active in the CrossFit
30:56
community.
30:57
Larry looks for a mayhem affiliate to go
30:59
to, uh, to sign up and join.
31:04
So when,
31:04
when people do things like you were saying
31:07
that share your life, um,
31:12
your life goals, your life, I don't know,
31:14
you said it better than I'm saying it
31:16
right now, but, um, then you feel in,
31:19
in tune with them and you want to
31:21
support them.
31:23
Absolutely.
31:25
Absolutely.
31:26
I know more about Brandon Luckett as a
31:29
person than I probably ever will as a
31:32
coach.
31:32
And that's
31:38
Because I know the kind of person that
31:39
he is.
31:40
I told him that not that long ago.
31:41
I was like,
31:42
if I knew nothing else about you,
31:43
that would be enough.
31:45
But you also happen to have gotten me
31:48
as fitter than I've ever been in my
31:49
entire life.
31:50
So like, I'm here.
31:52
I'm in.
31:52
I'm staying.
31:53
I'm not going anywhere else.
31:54
Period.
31:56
Alito says, correct.
31:57
However,
31:57
every now and then someone in the third
31:58
breaks through and then you can say, ha,
32:01
I told you so.
32:02
But ninety nine percent of the time you're
32:03
wrong.
32:04
Right.
32:04
And if you get that right,
32:05
it's a pure luck.
32:06
Yeah.
32:06
Because when you're down from from fifty
32:08
to one hundred,
32:10
it is literally put them all in a
32:12
hat and draw a name.
32:15
You'd probably you have a better chance of
32:17
getting it right if you put them all
32:18
on a hat and pick the name than
32:20
you would if you tried to look at
32:21
the list and pick one because you thought
32:22
they did something fantastic somewhere.
32:24
I would say the degree of fitness level
32:27
from fifty to one hundred is less than
32:30
it is from one to five.
32:32
Oh, God.
32:33
Yeah.
32:35
God, yeah, absolutely.
32:38
So by the time you get down to
32:39
fifty, nobody really knows.
32:43
No.
32:43
Because you saw them compete in
32:45
Kazakhstan.
32:46
Doesn't mean that all of a sudden,
32:48
you know,
32:49
they're going to make the CrossFit Games.
32:53
You don't.
32:53
And if you say you do, you're lying.
32:56
Right.
32:57
Or if you say, oh, I called it.
33:00
Show me the video evidence where you
33:01
called it.
33:03
Not, oh, well,
33:04
I told somebody off camera somewhere one
33:07
time, one thing, kind of,
33:09
sort of mentioned it,
33:10
that maybe they might be good.
33:11
No, no.
33:12
If you called it,
33:13
show me where you called it.
33:15
Because I can, nine,
33:16
nine percent guarantee you did not.
33:17
It's absolutely ridiculous.
33:22
Yeah.
33:23
Yeah.
33:24
I just find it funny that, like,
33:28
the whole analyst thing in CrossFit is
33:30
just absurd.
33:32
Yeah.
33:34
Cause we all think we're good at it
33:36
and we all have biases because we've all
33:38
connected with some of these athletes.
33:41
Sure.
33:41
And we, none of us can, um,
33:44
can detach ourselves from that long enough
33:48
to make an educated top five, top ten,
33:52
whatever.
33:53
Absolutely.
33:57
Jay Birch says if you use the Apollo
33:59
database you might well not anymore
34:01
because the Apollo database has not been
34:03
updated in like six months get on that
34:06
Barclay Barclay got a new job I guess
34:09
and he and he that is low on
34:12
his priority list and he has not updated
34:14
it so the Apollo world rankings Claire
34:23
don't forget I beat JY last year on
34:25
heat one for the games
34:27
Yeah, but I think I won, Claire.
34:30
Like,
34:30
you're the one that put up the standings.
34:32
I didn't even know I won until Claire
34:34
posted it.
34:35
That's hilarious.
34:38
From, like, the media members.
34:44
This may or may not have been repeatable,
34:45
but there's no reminding him for one year.
34:48
There's still...
34:49
Here's to reminding him for a year.
34:51
Absolutely, Claire.
34:53
I would never, I would never stop.
34:54
Like every Monday show they did with John
34:57
Oren, I would open it, Claire,
34:59
if I were you.
35:00
And by the way,
35:02
remember last year when I beat you?
35:04
Because I'm going to, if you didn't,
35:06
I'm reminding you right now.
35:11
Yeah.
35:12
Yeah.
35:15
When I was prepping for today and trying
35:17
to think of where it was that I
35:19
beat him,
35:19
I couldn't even remember if it was the
35:21
games or not because literally I didn't
35:24
know until Claire posted it.
35:25
That's fantastic.
35:34
Where is that?
35:35
Vicky is calling us the JY Slayers.
35:38
It should be a club.
35:39
We should start a club,
35:40
the John Young Slayers.
35:47
so she's she's going to to tfx and
35:50
jay birch is going to be there we're
35:52
also going to have uh joe valens is
35:54
our photographer he's going to be there
35:56
shooting for us he was in a chat
35:59
earlier he was and so we're we're going
36:00
to see some shots from him uh and
36:03
we'll be collaborating all weekend uh so
36:05
make sure you check all that out the
36:07
action from
36:08
TFX.
36:08
TFX.
36:11
I like this one from Lito, too.
36:14
And if you did see number eighty-three
36:16
compete in Kazakhstan and they were
36:17
phenomenal, doesn't mean they were clean.
36:20
Hope you all remember Pedro and Manwala's
36:22
story about the forgotten growth hormone
36:23
in the fridge.
36:28
Facts.
36:30
Facts.
36:32
Yes, indeed.
36:33
Yes, indeed.
36:35
Yeah, man.
36:35
TFX is going to be the frozen experience
36:38
this weekend.
36:39
Not so much the fittest experience.
36:43
Jay Bird said yesterday the weather is
36:44
supposed to clear out a little bit.
36:46
Yeah,
36:46
but it's still going to be like stupid
36:49
cold.
36:49
Like it's not going to be wet anymore
36:51
because they were given snow.
36:53
I got a buddy of mine going to
36:54
compete in Masters Division.
36:55
They were given snow and I think that
36:57
went away.
36:59
But it's still going to be because most
37:00
of it's outside.
37:04
Jenny says it's warming up.
37:05
It's warming up.
37:06
It's up to twenty-two.
37:08
So it was,
37:09
when I left the house this morning to
37:12
go to the gym, it was twenty-three.
37:16
Twenty-five.
37:17
Yeah,
37:17
twenty-five when I left this morning.
37:19
And then when I left to come to
37:20
work, it was still twenty-five.
37:23
Hour and a half later.
37:25
But it's going to be, yeah,
37:26
it's going to be fifty-five degrees here
37:27
in a little bit.
37:28
It's actually kind of nice outside.
37:30
When I let my dog out this morning,
37:31
it was one.
37:34
nope one and we are not going to
37:36
hit freezing for two weeks jesus christ we
37:40
are below freezing for two straight weeks
37:42
so all that snow we got is not
37:44
going anywhere for two weeks at least
37:53
jenny will be in many layers
37:54
unrecognizable even she's going to be a
37:57
ninja
37:59
Mm-hmm.
37:59
Look like the kid from Christmas Story.
38:05
I'm not built for it, dude.
38:06
I got to the gym yesterday evening and
38:08
it was still, it was in the forties,
38:09
but the wind was blowing like ninety miles
38:11
an hour.
38:12
And I'm walking in and a friend of
38:13
mine's walking out and trying to tell me
38:14
about something they just wrote on the
38:15
board.
38:16
And I said, hold on for a second.
38:18
And I stepped in the building and then
38:19
held the door open.
38:20
I was like,
38:22
you may continue speaking now because I am
38:24
not standing outside having a conversation
38:25
with you.
38:26
You are out of your mind.
38:30
uh then it turns dirty slushy snow gross
38:33
it ain't even going to turn to that
38:34
because it is not melting no literally
38:38
we've had like eight cars try to get
38:39
out of our neighborhood today and they are
38:41
they have bogged down in front of my
38:43
house will it uh is it going to
38:46
freeze altogether
38:51
It has to melt to be water to
38:52
freeze.
38:53
Like right now it's just this light,
38:56
fluffy snow and it's frozen that way.
38:59
So unless it would get above thirty two
39:03
to melt and then go back under and
39:05
freeze,
39:06
then it gets to be that icy stuff.
39:08
We're not even getting that.
39:11
So like the neighbor snow blowed and it
39:13
all went up in the air.
39:14
It's so light and fluffy.
39:15
It all flew over towards our house.
39:20
No, thank you.
39:22
And Denise with the rub in it's sixty
39:23
five here in SoCal.
39:29
It is currently forty in Austin.
39:32
It's probably about that here, too.
39:34
Yeah.
39:35
Forty one outside right now.
39:37
Yep.
39:40
Crazy.
39:41
Crazy.
39:42
Last time I was at TFX,
39:43
it was cold,
39:44
but it was cold because of the wind.
39:46
It was windy out there.
39:49
When the sun went down at all,
39:50
it got cold.
39:52
And I was coming from the north,
39:54
hanging out down there.
39:57
I haven't been in a couple of years
39:59
though.
40:01
Every year I say I'm going to do
40:02
the qualifiers, try to qualify and go.
40:04
And then every year it ends up like
40:06
that.
40:06
When they come out,
40:07
I'm usually training for the last two
40:10
years.
40:10
I've been in the middle of training for
40:13
legends or something along those lines.
40:14
And I'm like,
40:16
I don't have the mental capacity to try
40:18
to put it at that aside to try
40:19
to go do these qualifiers.
40:20
Same thing for fitness of the coast.
40:22
I really wanted to go do fitness of
40:23
the coast and then completely missed the
40:25
qualifiers because I was training.
40:26
Uh, at AI.
40:29
So global warming,
40:32
global warmings from going pretty good so
40:33
far.
40:34
Yeah.
40:36
Um,
40:37
I did do my workout wearing three layers,
40:39
gloves and a beanie, but hip depth.
40:43
Yeah.
40:44
Uh,
40:47
Thin layers.
40:48
Thin layers.
40:49
I did.
40:49
I brought my rower inside the lobby area
40:52
of our gym where there's actually heating
40:54
and air conditioning this morning and did
40:56
my rowing intervals in basically where our
40:58
pro shop is,
40:58
like where we hang the shirts and shit
41:00
like that,
41:01
because I was not doing it in twenty
41:02
five degrees inside the main area.
41:06
No, thank you.
41:10
Yeah.
41:11
Good luck to the,
41:12
the athletes will be warm, right?
41:14
At TFX.
41:15
Cause you're out there working out,
41:16
laying it all out there.
41:18
It's back to getting changed and all that
41:20
stuff that that's going to suck.
41:23
That's the problem.
41:24
That's the problem.
41:25
Like generally speaking in the morning
41:27
time,
41:28
I'll do like a monostructural piece and
41:30
I'll knock out a bunch of accessories.
41:32
Then I'll take my shot on and come
41:33
to work.
41:33
But like this morning I just, and yeah,
41:36
this morning I just, I did my row.
41:39
And then I took a shower and I
41:41
came to work because I'm not going out
41:43
there.
41:43
I just,
41:44
the thought of grabbing dumbbells or doing
41:46
whatever else we got to do for our
41:48
stuff, dude, is just,
41:49
I'm going to go do it this evening.
41:51
But like, it's just,
41:52
it's not built for it, dude.
41:55
It's just not,
41:56
I used to be not so much anymore.
41:59
You need to get yourself a pair of
42:00
those Mark Wahlberg bitch mittens.
42:03
So grab the dumbbells on these cold days.
42:07
I actually have some.
42:10
some soccer gloves I used to,
42:12
and I have no idea where they are,
42:13
that I bought specifically to run around.
42:16
That's what gets me is my hands get
42:18
cold.
42:18
I don't feel like touching anything.
42:22
know where they are i really do wish
42:25
i could find them um because i have
42:27
no problem no qualms about going in there
42:30
and like doing you know some dumbbell bent
42:33
over rows or whatever the case may be
42:35
with my gloves on so i don't have
42:37
to touch anything stupid cold not uh i'm
42:40
with larry i'm naturally layered
42:50
Amanda, ours is ice.
42:52
You can go outside and stand on top
42:53
of what looks like a foot of snow
42:54
and not sink.
42:57
The dog is sliding everywhere.
43:00
Trying to take a poop.
43:02
Yeah, my dog is so confused.
43:04
We dug him out a path for him
43:06
to poop,
43:07
but he doesn't like to poop on the
43:08
path because that's where he walks.
43:10
He's trying to go into the snow and
43:13
he goes into the snow and all you
43:14
can see is the top of his head.
43:15
That's funny.
43:27
So, yeah, fun stuff.
43:30
All right.
43:33
Anything else going on, man?
43:37
Doing Monster Games qualifiers start this
43:39
weekend.
43:41
Trying to go back to Kansas.
43:43
I had fun last year.
43:49
So we're trying to do that again.
43:50
Other than that, dude, just training.
43:52
I did figure something out this morning.
43:56
So one of the things my coaches tasked
44:01
me with is doing our two K rope
44:02
progression.
44:03
So I've been on that.
44:04
We're on week six,
44:06
day two was today and this morning.
44:10
It dawned on me that when God was
44:11
making my legs, he was like, all right,
44:13
cool.
44:13
They're going to be strong legs,
44:15
like really strong.
44:16
Like you're going to be able to clean
44:17
upwards of three hundred pounds,
44:19
snatch well over your body weight,
44:22
put up squat numbers.
44:23
They're going to be ridiculous for
44:24
somebody your size, whatever.
44:25
But when it comes to rowing,
44:28
it's going to feel like you're going
44:29
uphill against the current.
44:34
Yeah, enjoy that if you like.
44:37
and uh love you bye and it's just
44:39
like rolled out because in rapids that's
44:41
what i said in rapids uphill against the
44:44
current every single time it was
44:47
absolutely minor short mark believe me i'm
44:50
telling you i'm five foot six dog i
44:51
got a thirty inch inseam yeah but marks
44:55
are weak and short um lito's got french
45:01
throwdown qualifiers this thursday wish
45:03
her luck
45:04
We wish you all luck because she has
45:08
rechargeable hand warmers and I stick foot
45:10
warmers to my socks too.
45:11
I'm so over winter.
45:14
Rechargeable hand warmers.
45:16
I am going to get on Amazon as
45:17
soon as we get off this show.
45:19
Yeah.
45:19
They have like,
45:21
you can charge up gloves that actually
45:22
have heat inside the glove.
45:24
You hit a button and they warm up.
45:27
I can use those to run.
45:29
I won't run outside if it's cold and
45:31
the wind's blowing at all.
45:33
I just won't run outside.
45:35
And it's because my hands get numb.
45:39
Like I'll be out there for forty five
45:42
minutes, an hour or whatever.
45:43
I don't have an air runner.
45:44
If I did, it wouldn't be an issue.
45:48
But yeah, my hands are getting numb,
45:49
like my face, whatever I can layer up.
45:51
That's not a big deal.
45:52
But these things right here,
45:55
I can't do it.
45:57
But if I can get some electric hand
45:59
warmers, I'm just saying.
46:05
Well, Jay Birch says, where's it at?
46:08
Shit.
46:11
Oh, don't eat the yellow snow.
46:14
You know what you should eat or drink
46:17
is curdsie.
46:19
Get that good night's sleep.
46:20
Get that good night's sleep.
46:21
I slept so hard last night.
46:24
I needed every bit of it, too,
46:26
to get through today.
46:27
I feel so good today after that.
46:29
I actually just re-upped last night.
46:32
Surgey.com backslash Jazzy.
46:34
Did you go there?
46:35
I did.
46:36
Fifteen percent off.
46:37
Did you get the fifteen percent?
46:40
Absolutely, I did.
46:41
I even bought two packs because anything
46:45
over a hundred bucks gets you free
46:47
shipping.
46:49
So I got two containers of the strawberry
46:52
lemonade because we ain't got no more of
46:54
the, uh, the other one should be here.
46:57
They actually gave me an estimated
46:59
shipping date already of Saturday.
47:01
So by Saturday I should be re-upped and
47:04
that'll be ten.
47:06
That's another two months worth of, uh,
47:08
good sleep.
47:08
I just picked up.
47:09
So.
47:09
Yeah.
47:09
Uh, train all of,
47:14
I couldn't see the salted caramel.
47:15
Yeah.
47:16
They're out.
47:16
They're out.
47:19
And it's a big bummer for a lot
47:20
of people.
47:21
So all there is a strawberry lemonade,
47:23
but I got two bags of it coming.
47:25
So I hope it's good.
47:26
Scott said it's good.
47:27
So I believe him.
47:30
Listen,
47:30
I've taken a lot of supplements in my
47:32
life and a lot of them have tasted
47:34
like ass.
47:34
A lot.
47:36
Absolutely.
47:36
I've still done them because I wanted the
47:38
benefits of them.
47:40
So my bar is not real high.
47:43
But this actually tastes like a Kool-Aid
47:49
fruit punchy type thing.
47:51
I'm a big fan of strawberry lemonade.
47:53
Not mine at all.
47:54
Yeah,
47:54
I'm a big fan of strawberry lemonade to
47:56
begin with.
47:56
So it would be hard for them to
47:58
mess it up.
48:01
Yeah.
48:02
It is good.
48:03
It is good.
48:03
But when I hear people like, oh,
48:05
I can't drink that.
48:06
My God, I've drank some shit.
48:08
Same.
48:10
Oh, I need this creatine.
48:11
It tastes like ass.
48:12
Sure.
48:12
I'm going to knock it down.
48:14
I'm going to knock it down.
48:17
Dude,
48:17
when I think back to one of these
48:18
kids and like Robitussin.
48:21
Oh, yeah.
48:25
It was disgusting,
48:26
but it made me feel better afterwards,
48:27
so I knocked it down.
48:28
I just went on about my business.
48:31
Are you old enough to remember back in
48:32
the day they used to sell these pink
48:35
wafers, and they called them candy?
48:37
Oh, yeah.
48:40
Freaking Pepto-Bismol.
48:41
Necco wafers.
48:43
Yeah, but they were pink,
48:44
and they tasted like Pepto.
48:46
Yeah.
48:49
Who said, we want to make a candy,
48:52
and we're going to flavor it like
48:53
Pepto-Bismol?
48:55
What are you going to make this taste
48:56
like?
48:56
Well, let's see.
48:59
One thing kids cannot stand.
49:01
Let's see if they'll eat it as a
49:02
candy.
49:03
A hundred percent.
49:07
I still can't do Pepto-Bismol.
49:09
I can do a lot of things.
49:09
I cannot do Pepto.
49:11
They have a cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
49:14
Is it real cherry?
49:16
I can drink it out of the bottle
49:17
if my stomach is messed up enough.
49:18
Okay.
49:19
Okay.
49:20
I'll take your word on it.
49:23
Kool-Aid strawberry lemonade and country
49:25
crock strawberry.
49:26
I don't think it's country crock.
49:27
I think that's the margarine.
49:29
But country time, strawberry lemonade.
49:34
Yeah.
49:35
If country crock is making strawberry
49:37
lemonade,
49:38
I don't know if I want any of
49:39
it because it's going to be buttery.
49:42
spread it on toast maybe i'm not real
49:44
sure no thank you i was asking someone
49:51
do they even sell margarine anymore like
49:53
everybody's gone back to straight butter
49:55
and like i don't even see like country
49:57
crock in the store maybe i'm just not
49:59
looking for it i'll probably yeah i think
50:01
i fall in the same category i'm just
50:02
not looking for it i'll buy butter
50:05
Actually, I don't buy butter.
50:08
My mother-in-law came to my house one day,
50:09
this was like three years ago,
50:11
to watch Jameson for something or another
50:13
while me and Jennifer were going,
50:14
and we didn't have any butter.
50:16
So the next time she went to Sam's,
50:18
she bought us a five-pack of the butter
50:23
sticks.
50:25
And so...
50:26
So we used it obviously,
50:28
and we ran out and she bought more.
50:30
So like,
50:30
I haven't bought butter in three years or
50:32
so because every once in a while,
50:33
Jennifer,
50:34
if we'll go over to my mother-in-law's
50:36
house, she'd be like, mom,
50:37
we're out of butter.
50:38
And she'd be like, okay.
50:39
And like two days later,
50:40
an entire five pack of butter just shows
50:43
up at my house.
50:45
It's fantastic.
50:46
There's a store here,
50:47
like a little shack and they sell like
50:49
fresh vegetables in the summertime.
50:51
Probably not right now.
50:53
They make the, or they don't make,
50:56
they go get fresh butter from the Amish
50:58
and they sell it as like a big
50:59
roll.
51:01
Dude, that stuff.
51:07
Mark Phillips.
51:08
Yeah.
51:08
Butter's winning the war by far.
51:11
As it should be.
51:14
Yeah.
51:17
For the discerning palate,
51:19
does it taste like ass?
51:21
That's the one I want.
51:26
That's Scott's endorsement thing.
51:31
Hey, it doesn't taste like ass.
51:33
It's not an endorsement.
51:35
It's really good flavoring.
51:38
I'm just saying that with other
51:40
supplements I've taken,
51:41
I've really pinched the nose and guzzled
51:44
it down.
51:47
A lot of stuff over the years.
51:49
That's a fact.
51:49
When I was with Advocare,
51:51
we did a fiber drink.
51:55
It was chunky.
51:56
It had zero flavor.
52:00
If you can get that,
52:01
it's like taking lawn clippings and
52:04
throwing it in some water and shaking it
52:05
up.
52:06
Hold on.
52:07
Let me stir this grass up a little
52:10
bit for you.
52:12
It'll be better once it's moving.
52:14
No, it will not.
52:15
It still tastes like, oh,
52:17
it tastes like loincloth.
52:18
Look, I'm good.
52:22
You have to know what ass tastes like
52:24
for it to taste like ass.
52:25
Just saying.
52:27
Well, in my former life.
52:30
You know what kind of life we live?
52:34
Travis.
52:35
Yeah.
52:39
Yeah, I've drank some really... Amanda,
52:44
Advacare Fiber Drink,
52:45
you got ten seconds before it's solid.
52:47
And she ain't lying.
52:50
She is not lying.
52:51
Literally like shake, shake, shake,
52:53
guzzle till it's gone.
52:54
Because if not,
52:55
it's just going solidified.
52:57
Then you're just chewing, man.
52:58
No, thank you.
53:02
It was so nasty.
53:03
No, thank you.
53:08
Leave in the comments what supplement you
53:10
thought was the hardest to get down.
53:12
There it is.
53:13
Bring it on, folks.
53:18
Well, guys,
53:18
I got to get back to work.
53:20
Time for you knuckleheads to get back to
53:21
work, too.
53:23
We'll be back tomorrow for another show,
53:25
and then I'm out the rest of the
53:27
week.
53:29
As long as I can get my car
53:30
out of this neighborhood,
53:31
I have surgery on Thursday and until
53:36
Monday morning.
53:38
I need a flamethrower.
53:40
Just walk down the street.
53:42
You can buy one from Elon Musk.
53:45
Can you just picture me walking down the
53:51
street with a flamethrower?
53:51
Yes, I can.
53:53
I would love for you to get a
53:54
flamethrower.
53:54
A hundred percent.
53:57
There's that Schweitzer guy out there
53:58
flame throwing his driveway again.
54:01
I don't need the, my driveway is clear.
54:03
It's the damn street.
54:04
I've literally got to walk down the street
54:06
flame throwing.
54:08
Even better.
54:10
See, you're getting me.
54:11
And what's,
54:11
I think the reason we're not getting
54:13
plowed is because people park their car on
54:14
the damn street instead of their driveway.
54:17
And now the plow can't get through.
54:21
I have a pet peeve with people parking
54:22
on the street in my neighborhood.
54:25
And then parking in front of their own
54:27
house and there's nothing in the driveway.
54:30
What the... Oh,
54:33
there's a guy down my street that parks
54:35
a car on each side of the street
54:37
right beside each other and you have one
54:39
narrow path to get through.
54:41
And there's no way a plow can get
54:42
between those two cars.
54:45
And now we're all stuck in here.
54:49
Drives me bananas.
54:51
Yeah, I think we all live with that.
54:54
That's just disrespectful, man.
54:56
You don't own the damn street.
54:58
We live in a community.
55:00
You have a driveway.
55:05
Every house in my neighborhood,
55:07
every single house in my neighborhood has
55:10
at a minimum a two-car garage that is
55:13
attached to a driveway that goes all the
55:16
way down to the street.
55:18
I know from experience I can park two
55:21
cars in the garage and another four,
55:24
maybe five,
55:25
if they're small enough in interest in the
55:27
driveway,
55:28
might as well do some shuffling to get
55:29
them out,
55:30
depending on who's leaving first,
55:31
but it will keep them out of the
55:33
street.
55:33
Yup.
55:35
Yup.
55:35
I just don't care.
55:39
Horrible man.
55:40
There's a special place in hell for those
55:42
people.
55:42
A hundred percent.
55:44
With that, on that note,
55:46
have a great rest of your day.
55:47
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55:50
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55:54
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56:02
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56:03
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56:05
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56:06
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