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90 Day Fiancé Season 12 Episode 1 “In My Getting Married Era” Part 1 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Vanity Farrah. My name is
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Speaker 1: Chris Farrah, and a new day has dawn. It is
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Speaker 1: the premiere episode of ninety Day Fiance period What is
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Speaker 1: kidding actually? Colon Season twelve, Episode one, in My Getting
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Speaker 1: Married era. Gosh, Influenzer culture has really seeped a whole
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Speaker 1: lingo into our vocab, you know, and that's to be expected. However,
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Speaker 1: I wonder how they're going to continue their themed titles.
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Speaker 1: Is it going to be like in my Getting engaged era,
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Speaker 1: in my getting to know you time, in my getting divorced?
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Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. I mean, I can't always be
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Speaker 1: in my something era? Right or can it be? You
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Speaker 1: tell me? Oh, you guys, this was a great episode.
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Speaker 1: It's obviously all new people, which is what I don't
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Speaker 1: think there's anything else in God's Earth that we care
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Speaker 1: more about than having like new blood. We begin a
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Speaker 1: new season of ninety Day Fiance Colon. It's season twelve,
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Speaker 1: it's episode one. It's in My Getting married era. Well,
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Speaker 1: you know, here's the thing. I think that's a little
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Speaker 1: bit ahead of ourselves. This is more of our in
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Speaker 1: my getting my loved one safely from the plane to
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Speaker 1: my house era, and then we still have ninety days
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Speaker 1: before we actually get into the married era. You know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I think you do, because are all
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Speaker 1: these couples going to make it down the aisle? You
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Speaker 1: know why? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. However, listen,
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Speaker 1: I'm hoping for the best, and so are you, because
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Speaker 1: we have love in our hearts and we want everyone
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Speaker 1: to feel joy and happiness. But at the same time,
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Speaker 1: we need, you know, people to make smart decisions about
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Speaker 1: their lives, and so do we. So you know, we're
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Speaker 1: going to have some cautious trepidation. So I wonder how
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Speaker 1: they're going to continue the titles. Is it always going
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Speaker 1: to be in My something something era? I'll tell you
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Speaker 1: this could have been called in my getting drunk and
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Speaker 1: wanting to make out with people era, and that would
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Speaker 1: have been an appropriate title. And here's the thing. I
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Speaker 1: think we've all well I don't want to speak for everyone,
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Speaker 1: but I think that people listening to this podcast can relate.
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Speaker 1: I love getting you know, a stranger's lips on mine,
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Speaker 1: especially if we've been like, you know, flirting hardcore and
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Speaker 1: there's like some sexual cam and if there's alcohol involved.
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Speaker 1: Surely I will fall into like you know, many ellips.
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Speaker 1: But let's start, however, with our girl Marissa. Now, Marissa
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Speaker 1: is forty five, she's from Pennsylvania, and she certainly is
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Speaker 1: a reality star. So even though these are all brand
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Speaker 1: new couples, and I'm incredibly thankful about that, Marissa is
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Speaker 1: no stranger to TLC and she's no stranger to me.
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Speaker 1: She is the CEO of Kleinfeld, which is the location
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Speaker 1: of Say Yes to the Dress, and she is dating
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Speaker 1: someone named Edward and he's from the dr So we
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Speaker 1: are going to get into this now. We first see
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Speaker 1: Marissa and she is put together, honey, dressed to the nines.
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Speaker 1: She's wearing Valentino shoes. She's carrying like an LVY, you know,
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Speaker 1: two tone checkered shopping tote, and she is introducing us
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Speaker 1: to her life. Of course, as I said, she is
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Speaker 1: a business executive in the bridal world, Honey, she works
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Speaker 1: directly with Panina Tornay, the Panina Tornay. I love Panina
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Speaker 1: Torney's name. It's you know, rolls off my lip. I
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Speaker 1: have never been a bride. I've definitely been a bridesmaid,
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Speaker 1: and it's unfortunate that I haven't been able to try
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Speaker 1: on wedding dresses and sow, I surely don't know everything
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Speaker 1: about the world of bridal fashion, which is how you
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Speaker 1: say fashion, but I never hear of Panina Torney outside
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Speaker 1: of Kleinfelds. And I did a little scoopy scoop divity
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Speaker 1: dive into Kleinfelds because I know knew I was going
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Speaker 1: to talk about it on the show. And I also
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Speaker 1: am the kind of eighthd person is once they talk
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Speaker 1: about something and I don't know exactly, I had to
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Speaker 1: like pause and then do a deep dive. So Panina
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Speaker 1: Tournay is the exclusive designer, like of Clinfeld's. They definitely
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Speaker 1: probably have other designers, but somehow there's like some collab
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Speaker 1: or partnership with her, and I just I want to
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Speaker 1: know exactly why, Okay, because Clinfelds is a huge ass
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Speaker 1: door and they have a lot of people, and I guess,
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Speaker 1: you know, back in the day, people used to talk
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Speaker 1: about like Vera Wang wedding dresses, and I, like, you know,
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Speaker 1: I was always into Eli Sobs wedding dresses or Remacra's
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Speaker 1: wedding dresses. Both of those are like Lebanese designers, but
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Speaker 1: they're also like known for their you know, wedding fashion,
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Speaker 1: but like Eli Sab also has other things as well.
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Speaker 1: But Panina Tornay, I just you know, exists only in
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Speaker 1: say yes to the dress, and certainly they said yes
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Speaker 1: to Panina Tournay and all of Panina Tournay's dresses to
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Speaker 1: me on the show, we're just always kind of like
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Speaker 1: slutty dresses, like you know, corset bone in corset, no
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Speaker 1: under piece that like you know, shields one's body skin
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Speaker 1: from the white lace. Like it's always they're a little slutty,
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Speaker 1: you know, which is fine. You know, it's kind of
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Speaker 1: like she feels like she would be the premium near
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Speaker 1: preferred designer for anyone on Rock of Love. God, all
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Speaker 1: of my references are just so old it's fine. Okay.
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Speaker 1: So back to Klinfeld's why bring this up? Is one
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Speaker 1: of the things she comes in and says is that
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Speaker 1: she has forty one appointments there there's four lux appointments
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Speaker 1: in three platinums. So I was like, what what does
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Speaker 1: that mean? Don't worry, I looked it up. Okay, ready
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Speaker 1: for this. There are the following levels of Clinfeld appointments
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Speaker 1: you can have and all so if you book a
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Speaker 1: point if you book something there, I think you only
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Speaker 1: get ninety minutes, which is an hour and a half.
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Speaker 1: But if you want to upgrade and pay for your
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Speaker 1: time there, you get more time and you can bring
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Speaker 1: in more people and they give you some like cheese tray.
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Speaker 1: So let's talk about it. So a three hour lux
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Speaker 1: appointment this is for up to five guests, is two
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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. You get one hundred and eighty minutes,
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Speaker 1: which is a fancy way of saying three hours, and
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Speaker 1: you get this is what it says, Elevated experience for
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Speaker 1: up to five guests, ten percent off your head piece, veil,
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Speaker 1: and accessories. Okay, so that's seems like that should be
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Speaker 1: like what it is like at normal places. I think
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Speaker 1: that you get like however time you need. I'm not
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Speaker 1: quite sure. Again, never been a bride, so sad for me.
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Speaker 1: One tiny violin. So after that you can bump it
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Speaker 1: up to platinum. Platinum also only gives you one hundred
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Speaker 1: and eighty minutes. Like that that's what they want to
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Speaker 1: give you. That's it. But this is for five hundred dollars,
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Speaker 1: again up to five guests, and so what you get
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Speaker 1: with this one is all the things from the first thing,
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Speaker 1: but then you also get champagne, bottle service and light
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Speaker 1: bites from Murray's Cheese. Now Murray's Cheese is like a
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Speaker 1: New York institution, and they had a Black Friday sale.
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Speaker 1: So one time I just bought a bunch of cheese
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Speaker 1: from them, and then like you know, had it shift
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Speaker 1: from New York. And this was stupid of me because
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Speaker 1: I could not eat all that all that cheese and
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Speaker 1: like I had to throw a lot of it away
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Speaker 1: went bad. Anyway, what a riveting story, No wonder why,
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Speaker 1: I mean, how has no one put a ring on
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Speaker 1: this anyway? Okay, so that's lux platinum. Then after platinum
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Speaker 1: is gold, which I thought was interesting because usually gold
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Speaker 1: is below platinum like in other people's hierarchy. But I've
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Speaker 1: always thought that gold was better than platinum. Okay, So
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Speaker 1: the gold one you can only get Thursday, Friday, afternoons
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Speaker 1: and Mondays, so you can't get over the weekend and
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Speaker 1: other ones you can, which makes no sense. This is
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Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty dollars and this is up to
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Speaker 1: eight guests again only one hundred and eighty minutes, and
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Speaker 1: you get all the things, plus you get a personal
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Speaker 1: like accessory stylist, and you get the exclusive access to
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Speaker 1: the clin Field salon for you and up to eight guests.
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Speaker 1: So that's that. Then it moves on after gold is
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Speaker 1: Pearl Pearls available Sundays. It's seven hundred and fifty and
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Speaker 1: you get to enjoy the downstairs Bridle Lounge with up
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Speaker 1: to this is up to ten guests, and then you
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Speaker 1: get that Murray's cheese and this champagne, and you get
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Speaker 1: an exclusive Kleinfeld gift for the bride to be. Now
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Speaker 1: you could also pay diamond and that's one thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: This is just for your time there. This is okay,
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Speaker 1: fifteen guests enjoy the entire Kleinfeld showroom to yourself. You
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Speaker 1: get the cheese, you get the Kleinfeld gift, you get
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Speaker 1: ten percent off your head piece and veil accessories, and
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Speaker 1: then my babes, you can also have a private appointment
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Speaker 1: with the Panina Tornee for one thousand dollars. You get
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Speaker 1: fifteen guests and this is you know, based upon her availability. God,
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Speaker 1: I think that, okay, listen, it's a once in a
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Speaker 1: lifetime or opportunity to get married, or for some women
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Speaker 1: more than that including my mom, including my dad. Both
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Speaker 1: both parents got married multiple times. Me never, So I
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Speaker 1: get that, like you'd want to make it a big day.
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Speaker 1: And you know if you have just like a bunch
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Speaker 1: of people and you live somewhere, or you know you're
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Speaker 1: going to go to fly to New York just for
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Speaker 1: this appointment. I mean, I guess a thousand dollars is
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Speaker 1: what some people pay for, like a family afore at Disneyland,
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Speaker 1: and maybe a bridal salon is kind of like someone's
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Speaker 1: Disneyland where you just get to play princess if you will,
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Speaker 1: like one does a Disneyland and just a bunch of
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Speaker 1: white dresses. I'm fascinated by this. Obviously, I've talked about
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Speaker 1: it for like nine minutes. I haven't really even talked
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Speaker 1: about Marissa that much. I'm okay, okay, so anyway, but
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Speaker 1: that's all you need to know, and that was probably
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Speaker 1: more than you wanted. So she's divorced with her two boys,
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Speaker 1: and she went to the dr and she met Edward.
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Speaker 1: I don't even if I said his name yet. That's
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Speaker 1: on me. I got really obsessed with the Clinfield part. Edward,
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Speaker 1: you know, works at a hotel. He's like a very
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Speaker 1: fun hotel person and persona probably does some like activity things.
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Speaker 1: And she met him and she was like, he made
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Speaker 1: me feel like the hottest piece. Just he had me
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Speaker 1: dripping and he made me feel like he was like
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Speaker 1: hungry for me in my body. Okay, that's not what
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Speaker 1: she says, but that's what she says. Then she like
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Speaker 1: talks to him, she loses touch, and then she decides
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Speaker 1: to go to Putakana and then she texts him at
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Speaker 1: the Blue and he's like, oh my god, it's you.
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Speaker 1: I've thought about you. I couldn't find you. And it's
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Speaker 1: like you couldn't find her. She's like arguably like mildly famous.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you know I'm saying she's anyway, just that's weird, right,
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Speaker 1: I Mean, she's on a whole ass TV show. You
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Speaker 1: know that she's been having an Instagram. You could just
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Speaker 1: message Clinfeld. You could be like, hey, can you get
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Speaker 1: this message to Marissa. I hooked up with her in
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Speaker 1: the dr I like to do so again, you know,
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Speaker 1: God bless. So she goes to work and she's telling
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Speaker 1: all of Edward's business to all her employees and all
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Speaker 1: the employees of Kleinfeld. Okay, a lot of them are blonde.
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Speaker 1: But if they're not blonde and they're like fair skinned,
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Speaker 1: they have spray tan. They all tan, and a lot
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Speaker 1: of them get like what looks like some veneers put in.
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Speaker 1: So that's what you have to do if you want
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Speaker 1: to work at Leinfeld's. If you're not going to be
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Speaker 1: a bride and you're not gonna be a bridesmaid and
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Speaker 1: you want to be a bridal employee, get a tan.
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Speaker 1: Get veneers. Maybe only the top row is what it's
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Speaker 1: necessary there. They don't look at the bottom. You tell me,
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Speaker 1: so she's like, he would hate for me to tell
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Speaker 1: you this, but we're like, no, then don't do it.
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Speaker 1: I feel like one mother thing. I'm so sorry, Adhd.
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Speaker 1: Is there a thing now where the producers are like hey,
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Speaker 1: especially to the women, because like, maybe it's not as
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Speaker 1: looked down upon if you can talk about your partner's genitals.
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Speaker 1: Remember when Emma was like it's small or we had sex. Like,
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Speaker 1: I feel like the same thing where it's like, Marissa,
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Speaker 1: do you want you want me in the show? One
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Speaker 1: thing I got to do is talk about is a
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Speaker 1: dick that's prerequisite to being on the show. She's like, okay,
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Speaker 1: so then she like you know, tells them that Edward
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Speaker 1: decided to get an adult circumcision, and she said that
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Speaker 1: it's because he wanted to come to America and like
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Speaker 1: feel a part of this culture and that if he
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Speaker 1: went to the gym, like people wouldn't be like look
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Speaker 1: at that, you know, caterpillar d. You know, I'm not
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Speaker 1: quite sure. So it's interesting when when I realized that
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Speaker 1: men have insecurities about their body, like I know they do,
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Speaker 1: and okay, I mean I obviously know they do, but like,
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Speaker 1: you know, some men are insecure about their hairline, and
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Speaker 1: some men are insecure about you know, like whatever a
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Speaker 1: pop ellie. But yeah, like he was insecure about its
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Speaker 1: d he decided to get surgery. And you know, this
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Speaker 1: is a man that, like God bless, hasn't, as she said,
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Speaker 1: stayed at a hotel before, hasn't like flown a flight before.
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Speaker 1: So with whatever money he had, he was like, it's
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Speaker 1: incredibly important that I take off this piece of skin.
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Speaker 1: And I also thought that was interesting because like, how
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Speaker 1: what happens in men's locker rooms? Are people staring at
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Speaker 1: each other's dicks that much? I don't think they are.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I again, am I an expert in like
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Speaker 1: Dick staring in a men's locker room like unfortunately, no.
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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So, I guess if we were
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Speaker 1: talking stereotypically, you were supposed to believe that women judge
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Speaker 1: other women's bodies, right, Like that's what we're supposed to believe.
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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you this, at every weight of mine,
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Speaker 1: I have never had a problem getting completely naked in
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Speaker 1: an environment when I'm allowed to, which is like a
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Speaker 1: women's locker room. If I'm at a gym naked, If
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Speaker 1: I'm in a gym's hot tub, I'm naked. If I
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Speaker 1: go to a spa, I'm naked. If it's like Burke
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Speaker 1: Williams or it's a Korean spa, my ass at any
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Speaker 1: rate is but fucking naked. I, for some reason, have
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Speaker 1: never cared like I certainly wish I could change some
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Speaker 1: things about my body, you know, for sure and now
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Speaker 1: and then. And it always feels like it's more so
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Speaker 1: for me though, because even if I was like, oh,
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Speaker 1: or you know, it's more so what I would like
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Speaker 1: to change my body so that I fit into different
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Speaker 1: outfits easier, if that makes sense, Like maybe if I had,
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Speaker 1: you know, like you know, a flat or stomach. I could,
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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know where skirts that are tighter
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Speaker 1: or like maybe show middrift more. Maybe if I had
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Speaker 1: a breast lift, I could wear things without a bra
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Speaker 1: Like that's one that's more so when I want, you know,
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Speaker 1: to change my body. But for some reason, in the
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Speaker 1: act of getting naked in front of women or men,
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Speaker 1: like men I'm going to hook up with or whatever,
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Speaker 1: and women then I'm just gonna, like, you know, be
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Speaker 1: in an environment with I just don't care. And I
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Speaker 1: feel like men don't care that much. I can see
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Speaker 1: someone really having like a small ass D and then
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Speaker 1: being like I wish I had a bigger D. And
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Speaker 1: so when I go into a locker room and I
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Speaker 1: whip it out, men are like, WHOA, can't mess with
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Speaker 1: him and his big D. But circumcision, I don't think
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Speaker 1: necessarily like changes the length of it. It just makes
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Speaker 1: it more sensitive. But he never talked about it being
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Speaker 1: more sensitive and wanting that. All she said is that
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Speaker 1: he would be at a men's locker room and other
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Speaker 1: men would appreciate ate the look of it more a
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Speaker 1: little sus you tell me, Okay, So she tells this
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Speaker 1: horrible story how after his surgery, you know, like in
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Speaker 1: the morning he got morning would and then like his
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Speaker 1: stitches got pulled. And then I thought that was weird
17:16
Speaker 1: because I was like, what doctor doesn't know that some
17:18
Speaker 1: guys get hard in the morning, and then I might
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Speaker 1: he might have to, like, you know, be a little
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Speaker 1: loose with that with those stitches. How tight was that?
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Speaker 1: It feels like is this when you get like a
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Speaker 1: facelift and it's like too tight at first? Is it?
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Speaker 1: Are you going to grow into it? Hu ya u y.
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Speaker 1: So she also says some other things that are weird,
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Speaker 1: like she's like, guys, I don't want to think that
17:38
Speaker 1: my problems are bigger than his. It's just that my
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Speaker 1: problems are more important and bigger than his. Like I'm
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Speaker 1: running Kleinfeld's and he just is helping hotel guests, so
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Speaker 1: he'll be like, oh, I had an annoying hotel guest,
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Speaker 1: and I'll be like, shut the fuck up, I'm talking
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Speaker 1: about my life. It's like, never a good sign to
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Speaker 1: me when someone isn't empathetic or doesn't see themselves as
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Speaker 1: like somewhat equal with their loved one or their lover
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Speaker 1: I guess also at some point just maturity wise, we
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Speaker 1: all have to understand that everyone's lives are important to them,
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Speaker 1: and to try and judge someone as being less or
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Speaker 1: more than you or you are more than them, Like,
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Speaker 1: that's a shitty thing to do. His problems are bigger
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Speaker 1: than yours, just by the pure fact that if you,
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Speaker 1: if you think that you have so much money and
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Speaker 1: you have so much financial security, then why wouldn't his
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Speaker 1: problems be more than yours? To me, it couldn't doesn't
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Speaker 1: have to be about money. But it's like she obviously
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Speaker 1: makes a lot of money, so it's like, how bad
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Speaker 1: are your problems? Oh, you had an annoying guest. It's
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Speaker 1: not gonna let You're not gonna be like, well, if
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Speaker 1: I lose that one guest, I might get fired from
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Speaker 1: the company I'm CEO at No So gross, Okay. So
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Speaker 1: then she's also like, well, Edward just has had a
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Speaker 1: different experience than me. And then she goes on to say, like,
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Speaker 1: I said that he's never stayed at a hotel or
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Speaker 1: flown a plane, and so both these statements in her
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Speaker 1: mind like makes her more worldly, you know, more experienced,
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Speaker 1: and like someone casts him in a light where she
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Speaker 1: I think like looks down on him. And here's like
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Speaker 1: real truth. If you are someone who knows you're going
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Speaker 1: to look down at on someone for like not being
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Speaker 1: able to you know, not having the same socio economic
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Speaker 1: level than you, or not having the access to the
19:49
Speaker 1: same experiences that you've had, or you know, like if
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Speaker 1: you could do it for anything. I'm not going to
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Speaker 1: say socio economic, just that, Like, if you are someone
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Speaker 1: who's like, I have my masters, and you know this
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Speaker 1: person is graduated high school. If that's the way you think,
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Speaker 1: then you can't be with someone who just graduated high
20:06
Speaker 1: school because in the back of your mind, every time
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Speaker 1: they make a comment about something that you don't agree with,
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Speaker 1: your mind will just be like, well that person now
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Speaker 1: is lad doesn't go to high school. They should be
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Speaker 1: listening to me, I have my PhD in philosophy, or
20:19
Speaker 1: what are the butt fuck you do? You know? I
20:23
Speaker 1: understand that people like put people into boxes and live
20:27
Speaker 1: a life where they try and make themselves feel good
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Speaker 1: by their own accomplishments or whatnot. But if that is
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Speaker 1: the case for you, then try and date someone who
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Speaker 1: you think at least is on your level so you're equal,
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Speaker 1: so you don't like resent them or make them resent
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Speaker 1: you for your shitty attitude. That's my two cents anyway.
20:50
Speaker 1: So here's the other thing. She's like one of So
20:53
Speaker 1: he calls her, right and they talk and she's like,
20:56
Speaker 1: are you ready to come with your you know, circumcised
20:58
Speaker 1: d And she's like yeah, yeah, you know, God bless.
21:01
Speaker 1: And then she's like, okay, well, what are you worried about?
21:04
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm really worried about your husband. So
21:06
Speaker 1: her husband's name is Michael. We get a picture of Michael.
21:09
Speaker 1: Michael's hot. Also, she looks vastly different in all of
21:13
Speaker 1: her pictures. I mean, God bless. She's like, you know,
21:17
Speaker 1: gone through some aesthetic changes, which is to be expected.
21:22
Speaker 1: But in the picture that I'm showing, like she has
21:24
Speaker 1: you know, definitely less top lip than before and godless,
21:30
Speaker 1: so yeah, you know, godless, she can do whatever she wants.
21:34
Speaker 1: I'm just saying he took some off his dick and
21:38
Speaker 1: then she added some to her lips. Okay, Well here's
21:40
Speaker 1: the thing. So he's like, yeah, I'm worried that Michael
21:44
Speaker 1: will think that I'm trying to like impede on his
21:48
Speaker 1: relationship with the children. And the way she describes her
21:52
Speaker 1: hot ex Michael is like, well, yeah, he can get
21:56
Speaker 1: a little aggressive and might be upset, and I want
21:58
Speaker 1: to be like why. She kind of mentions that there
22:02
Speaker 1: might be a resentment even though they have a good
22:04
Speaker 1: co parenting relationship, And I'm like, well, why is your
22:08
Speaker 1: ex Michael at the ripe age of who knows, I'm
22:10
Speaker 1: guessing forty something, doesn't have the emotional maturity to not
22:14
Speaker 1: take out his meanness or aggression on some lovely gentleman
22:20
Speaker 1: who's just here to make his ex wife happy. Seems like,
22:25
Speaker 1: I mean, Edward's so lovely. He's like I just have
22:28
Speaker 1: to show, you know, Michael and Cole and Derek your sons,
22:33
Speaker 1: like how much I love them, and like have that
22:36
Speaker 1: shine through and then I'm not going to try and
22:37
Speaker 1: take the place of their dad. And she's like yeah,
22:40
Speaker 1: of course. She doesn't say like, yeah, of course you wouldn't.
22:42
Speaker 1: You have such a great heart, and Michael will see that.
22:44
Speaker 1: She's like, well, it could be a problem. I want
22:47
Speaker 1: to be like, okay, well does Michael date anyone? And
22:50
Speaker 1: have you treated his girlfriends after you with butt fuckery
22:55
Speaker 1: and shame? You know, like what is it? Okay? So,
22:58
Speaker 1: because I almost feel like maybe she has. I'm not
23:00
Speaker 1: quite sure it's like if you, because I feel like
23:02
Speaker 1: that kind of a toxic relationship of an ex where
23:04
Speaker 1: you consider your ex to like be mean to your
23:07
Speaker 1: new people. It's like if you had shown his lovers
23:12
Speaker 1: after you grace and like patience and elegance. I'm assuming
23:17
Speaker 1: that he would have had to see your example and
23:20
Speaker 1: be like, I can't do that too, Marissa. You know,
23:23
Speaker 1: but she's real quick to be like, he's weird, he's upset. Okay,
23:29
Speaker 1: So anyway, let's move on. Now, we're gonna move on
23:32
Speaker 1: to Mallory. Thus begins some of the Alabamas. Malory is
23:39
Speaker 1: from Athens, Alabama, and then she describes herself as being
23:45
Speaker 1: a basic white bitch. And when we meet her, she's
23:48
Speaker 1: in Turkey. Now she is with Rash and I think
23:55
Speaker 1: his name is Raschit, and she can't say that, so
23:57
Speaker 1: she does says Rash. And when we first see her,
23:59
Speaker 1: she's in a taxi in Turkey and she's putting on
24:03
Speaker 1: a maclip like a lippencil, I could tell. And the
24:06
Speaker 1: taxi driver asks her where she's from, and she's America.
24:09
Speaker 1: And then he's like, well, you know, I think, he
24:11
Speaker 1: says what country, but I think he meant what state,
24:13
Speaker 1: and then she says Alabama and he goes like this,
24:16
Speaker 1: oh yeah, as if he has tread on Alabama soil before,
24:23
Speaker 1: or at least driven an Obama person or two, and
24:26
Speaker 1: it did not leave a good impression in his mind.
24:29
Speaker 1: So she's like, I'm a redneck. We ride bulls and
24:34
Speaker 1: drink and shoot and NASCAR. That's my thing. And she's like,
24:39
Speaker 1: I'm at rash and he's hot af he is a
24:43
Speaker 1: boat captain. So this is like the third season in
24:46
Speaker 1: a row where we get someone who works on a boat.
24:48
Speaker 1: We had Johnny, we had Joshua, you know, we have like, yeah,
24:52
Speaker 1: we have a captain. My captain. Again, there's a lot
24:56
Speaker 1: of seafare and pirate folk. You know, is there something
24:59
Speaker 1: hot about well dudes on boats? Here's another thing about
25:02
Speaker 1: me to ask. I get seasick, like wildly seasick. I
25:06
Speaker 1: can't be on boats. And you're like, well, you know,
25:10
Speaker 1: a cruise, and I'm like, I don't really like cruises.
25:14
Speaker 1: I don't really like cruises. I don't like being stuck
25:16
Speaker 1: in one place and having the same food over and
25:18
Speaker 1: over again, and like even I just plus all the
25:22
Speaker 1: Hannah virus going around. I mean, you know, I just
25:25
Speaker 1: cruises have never been my thing, and even though I'm Pisces,
25:29
Speaker 1: I very much like to like witness the ocean from
25:31
Speaker 1: afar or be in the ocean myself as a little
25:35
Speaker 1: fishy for like a moment. But really laying by the
25:38
Speaker 1: beach or laying on the beach is ideal. And if
25:40
Speaker 1: it's a pool, god even God bless even better. So
25:45
Speaker 1: Rash is very int her. He's like, for me, she
25:47
Speaker 1: is good. He says, I don't like skin at first,
25:54
Speaker 1: and we're like, what is what does that mean? You
25:56
Speaker 1: don't like skin? And then the producer's like, no, you
25:58
Speaker 1: mean you don't like skin. He's like, right, I don't
25:59
Speaker 1: like skinny. So we get a moment where we talk
26:05
Speaker 1: about her body. She's like, to me, like a normal,
26:09
Speaker 1: average sized person, you know. So but we, I guess,
26:12
Speaker 1: are talking about her body in such a way. So
26:15
Speaker 1: we get the story that she was in Greece with
26:18
Speaker 1: her friends, and then as one does, they just get
26:22
Speaker 1: on tender, you know, and they just start swiping. So
26:25
Speaker 1: I got I guess I have to do that. I yeah,
26:32
Speaker 1: I know I've said this before, but this is like
26:35
Speaker 1: so many people that do this. I think I have
26:37
Speaker 1: to travel and then get on a dating app. And
26:40
Speaker 1: when I'm traveling, that's what I have to do. Okay,
26:43
Speaker 1: how am I going to get to Clinfelts. I want
26:44
Speaker 1: to say yes to address. I'm just kidding, but I
26:46
Speaker 1: do want to make a joke. So that's why if
26:47
Speaker 1: I don't get married every in my life, that's fine. Okay.
26:50
Speaker 1: So they meet, you know, Goblass. Then she has a
26:52
Speaker 1: video of her being like, I want a date with
26:55
Speaker 1: someone and who French braided my hair? That's very sweet,
27:00
Speaker 1: also interesting, But then I guess, you know, there's a
27:05
Speaker 1: whole thing with ropes and not making when you're a
27:08
Speaker 1: maritime person. Right, He's just good at braiden braiding things.
27:15
Speaker 1: French braiding is hard. I've never been able to French braid.
27:18
Speaker 1: But one time I went to Palm Springs with a
27:21
Speaker 1: group of my friends and one of my lovely friends, Jesse, like,
27:25
Speaker 1: French braided my hair, and I remember it being one
27:27
Speaker 1: of the most relaxing things ever. Anyway, so she meets
27:32
Speaker 1: up with him because she's going to go to Turkey
27:33
Speaker 1: and bring him back with her. And she gets to
27:37
Speaker 1: the boat Honey, and she wears this outfit, which is
27:40
Speaker 1: a full cowboy outfit that means cowboy boots, cowboy hat,
27:43
Speaker 1: the hat. Both of these things seem wild to me
27:46
Speaker 1: a because when you're on a boat, it can again
27:49
Speaker 1: not that I've been on so many, but like it
27:51
Speaker 1: can get a little windy on them, you know, sees,
27:54
Speaker 1: and so hats are usually a little awkward because it's
27:57
Speaker 1: like going to fly off. Second thing is there's a
28:00
Speaker 1: whole thing with boat shoes, Like you can't have hard
28:03
Speaker 1: soled shoes right, like they fuck up the boat or something.
28:10
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I think so, But like cowboy
28:13
Speaker 1: boots just seem a little like harsh and a heel
28:16
Speaker 1: for that boat. So he's like, I'll tell you what
28:19
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do, the Titanic thing from Titanic.
28:22
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, if this was only twenty years ago,
28:25
Speaker 1: so this would be like somewhat relevant. Do you even
28:27
Speaker 1: know about Titanic? He you know, I'm like, were you
28:28
Speaker 1: alive for Titanic? He also is like, I'm going to
28:32
Speaker 1: miss the sea. I'm going to miss my family. And
28:35
Speaker 1: she's like, don't worry, I didn't tell you anything about Athens, Alabama.
28:42
Speaker 1: And he's like well, I do know some things like
28:45
Speaker 1: they don't like Muslim and they don't like other countries.
28:48
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, well, then check and check. I
28:50
Speaker 1: guess I did tell you. I guess I have to
28:51
Speaker 1: tell you. She's She goes on to say, you know,
28:53
Speaker 1: she hasn't prepared him enough for what Alabama is going
28:57
Speaker 1: to be. And she then says, I have very conservative
29:01
Speaker 1: friends that and there are some that are super into
29:06
Speaker 1: the deportations. Why is this hard because she had earlier
29:17
Speaker 1: told him when he asked what rednecks are, She's like, well,
29:20
Speaker 1: rednecks are people who like shooting a NASCAR And he's like,
29:24
Speaker 1: well do they you know, like people like other people
29:27
Speaker 1: like me? And she's like, you know, there are good
29:30
Speaker 1: rednecks and there are bad rednecks, just like there are
29:33
Speaker 1: good people and bad people in every country. And let
29:38
Speaker 1: me just say this, so remember when there was like
29:40
Speaker 1: a Jeff Fox really like you might be a redneck
29:42
Speaker 1: if kind of jokes a also be I have no
29:45
Speaker 1: other like that's just remember that. I have nothing to
29:47
Speaker 1: say about that except remember that. And then the b
29:50
Speaker 1: thing was rednecks were like people who would just like
29:54
Speaker 1: have burnt back of their necks right, because they're like
29:58
Speaker 1: outside or like that was an interesting nickname because sometimes
30:04
Speaker 1: I think of rednecks is like people that have mullets,
30:06
Speaker 1: and then I would think that that hair in the
30:08
Speaker 1: back would cover their neck and there wouldn't get red anyway,
30:12
Speaker 1: deep dies into redneckism. I don't know a lot about it,
30:15
Speaker 1: can you tell? But she has no problem being like
30:20
Speaker 1: I have a lot of I have friends that don't
30:23
Speaker 1: believe in the deportations, so and I have friends that
30:25
Speaker 1: do believe in the deportations. That was a weird amazing
30:27
Speaker 1: that I have friends that want the deportations to happen,
30:30
Speaker 1: which means, you know, kicking people out of the country
30:33
Speaker 1: means ice. Shit. If you think that ice is bad
30:43
Speaker 1: and you feel like what's happening to people is crazy
30:47
Speaker 1: when they're just being stolen from their lives and taken
30:50
Speaker 1: away and put in who knows where, then I would
30:55
Speaker 1: assume that you'd be like, I do know some rednecks
30:58
Speaker 1: in my life that I, you know, have to deal
31:03
Speaker 1: with that believe in that. But she definitely calls them friends.
31:06
Speaker 1: That was a weird way of me saying that she
31:10
Speaker 1: calls her friends that believe in deportations. The way she
31:14
Speaker 1: said it as her friends. She could have said, I
31:16
Speaker 1: do know some people you would have to deal with
31:18
Speaker 1: them like aunts and uncles. I don't know. But no,
31:21
Speaker 1: she has friends. And if she has friends that feel
31:25
Speaker 1: that way, then I feel like she does she feels
31:29
Speaker 1: that way. Maybe she's like, well, you're gonna come here
31:32
Speaker 1: legally because I'll be married to you. I mean, I
31:34
Speaker 1: don't know what she thinks. Yesh, Okay, Let's move on
31:40
Speaker 1: to another Bama girl. This is Ayisha. So when we
31:45
Speaker 1: meet her, she's like, I'm Pentecostal, and what that means
31:50
Speaker 1: is we believe everything in the Bible, Like there's still miracles.
31:54
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, there's so okay. Fundamental as Christians are
31:58
Speaker 1: one thing, and then Pentecostal people are obviously fundamentalist. There
32:03
Speaker 1: are so many crazy ass things in the Bible that
32:06
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't believe everything in the Bible because
32:08
Speaker 1: then you'd be like, oh, I can't touch anyone when
32:10
Speaker 1: I'm on my period. I have to like go out
32:14
Speaker 1: of the house. There's a bunch of crazy ass things, right,
32:19
Speaker 1: So sometimes I'm like, do you only mean the New Testament,
32:24
Speaker 1: because that's only half the Bible. If you believe everything
32:27
Speaker 1: in the New Testament. That's only half the Bible, so
32:29
Speaker 1: you don't believe everything in the Bible. Also, the New
32:31
Speaker 1: Testament is the one where revelations comes. Anyway, this is
32:37
Speaker 1: really okay. I mean I really hate to like just
32:39
Speaker 1: shit on someone's religion, I really do. But this is
32:42
Speaker 1: a hard ass watch. Oh so many things she says.
32:47
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, my god, a because she's not
32:52
Speaker 1: the only person that's Pentecostal. There's many people in this world.
32:55
Speaker 1: So I'm fearful that someone who's listening right now be like, Chris,
32:58
Speaker 1: how dare you talk about my church? And I'll be like, oh,
33:02
Speaker 1: let's talk about it, because I understand the pitfalls of
33:06
Speaker 1: the religion I was raised in. It's called Catholicism, and
33:08
Speaker 1: it's like my you know, I talk about it, but
33:11
Speaker 1: I'm not standing by everything my Catholic church says. I
33:14
Speaker 1: rarely go to church, you know, I go to church
33:18
Speaker 1: with my family, and I prefer to go to like
33:22
Speaker 1: my like Arabic ethnic church. Then I do like a
33:25
Speaker 1: Western Roman church because I was raised Lebanese Catholic, and
33:30
Speaker 1: you know, some of that Maronite Melchite stuff feels almost
33:34
Speaker 1: like part of my culture, and I don't get to
33:36
Speaker 1: experience all of my Lebanese culture all the time. In
33:38
Speaker 1: church is one of the ways I can do it,
33:41
Speaker 1: besides like going to a restaurant, like I'm in California.
33:44
Speaker 1: So unless I'm going to a restaurant or going to church,
33:46
Speaker 1: then I'm only experiencing my culture like at a convention
33:49
Speaker 1: or like at someone's wedding, obviously not mine. We've talked
33:57
Speaker 1: about that anyway. So she says that she speaks in
34:01
Speaker 1: tongues and her tongue is doing this. Okay, why is
34:09
Speaker 1: that interesting? She's like, I speak a heavenly language that
34:13
Speaker 1: God understands, but the devil doesn't. Okay. A language usually
34:21
Speaker 1: has like different phonetic sounds to signify the different concepts,
34:26
Speaker 1: the different ideas, the different words, the different parts of
34:29
Speaker 1: words that you're saying to get your concept across. Like
34:33
Speaker 1: if all the sound you're making is well, then like
34:37
Speaker 1: God is listening to the actual words you're saying. He's
34:39
Speaker 1: just listening to that sound. If I want to say
34:43
Speaker 1: I am hungry, there's different sounds on that. I'm not
34:46
Speaker 1: going ba ba ba bah. You're not going, oh she's hungry.
34:49
Speaker 1: I'm saying I am hungry, and then if I'm saying
34:53
Speaker 1: it in Spanish, I'm like thing go ambre, and if
34:55
Speaker 1: I'm saying it in Arabic, I'm saying najahani, And all
34:57
Speaker 1: those sounds sound different. You know, you're here the I,
35:01
Speaker 1: you know, I on a well, I guess you don't
35:05
Speaker 1: hear the yo, but it's you know, the yo, tango
35:07
Speaker 1: ombre and it's like, you know, tego obviously it's you know,
35:09
Speaker 1: there's a conjugation. So all of those, like just that
35:13
Speaker 1: simple phrase I am hungry has like so many sounds
35:17
Speaker 1: in it. Depending on whatever language it is, you can
35:19
Speaker 1: hear the different sounds. It's not just one. So just
35:24
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be like a Henry Higgins about it.
35:26
Speaker 1: And that's like maybe the second my fair lady reference
35:29
Speaker 1: I've made, But it's just that's one thing. She also
35:34
Speaker 1: says this story, She's like, I knew I had a gift.
35:37
Speaker 1: That's what Pentecostal people believe. We all think a the Bible,
35:40
Speaker 1: everything in the bible's real, and God gifts gives everyone
35:42
Speaker 1: a gift, and he certainly gave me a gift. Chris Farah,
35:44
Speaker 1: the gift of gab and she gave Ayishaid this gift.
35:48
Speaker 1: She's like when I was twelve, I was in a
35:51
Speaker 1: store and God said, the next song you hear is
35:57
Speaker 1: going to be and sync. And she listened and the
36:04
Speaker 1: song stopped of whatever it was, and the next song
36:07
Speaker 1: was in sync. Now she's thirty eight, so when she's twelve,
36:13
Speaker 1: I can do math. She's in the height of in sync,
36:16
Speaker 1: being in like the biggest band in the world. So
36:21
Speaker 1: I remember like when pop, when Dirty Pop came out.
36:25
Speaker 1: When Dirty Pop came out, Dirty Pop like it was
36:28
Speaker 1: on the radio all the time. It's a number one hit. Also,
36:32
Speaker 1: we still all listen to the radio like it was
36:34
Speaker 1: like Kiss FM if you're in you know, California or whatever,
36:37
Speaker 1: like they would play in sing songs all the time.
36:41
Speaker 1: So it isn't like God was like Aisha, you're in
36:46
Speaker 1: a TJ Max, the next song is going to be
36:55
Speaker 1: Frank Sinatra's That's Life or something that you know, it's
36:59
Speaker 1: still a bit guess song, but isn't on the radio
37:02
Speaker 1: all the time. Isn't like, well that I can't believe
37:04
Speaker 1: it's That's Life, you know, Like that would come on
37:06
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, that's crazy. That'd be crazy to me.
37:09
Speaker 1: But you can't like just be like the next song
37:13
Speaker 1: is going to be the number one song in the country.
37:17
Speaker 1: What a miracle? Yes, right, okay, Now I'm gonna give
37:25
Speaker 1: her some you I'm gonna tell her right now that
37:26
Speaker 1: she's cute. She wears a lot of cute ass outfits.
37:29
Speaker 1: When we see her in the church, she's wearing this
37:32
Speaker 1: like modest black number in these like white billowy sleeves.
37:35
Speaker 1: It's cute as fuck. And she, you know, is very
37:37
Speaker 1: much like God is going to bring me my husband
37:41
Speaker 1: to God is giving me the gift of my husband.
37:43
Speaker 1: And she really, you know, wants to know where that
37:45
Speaker 1: husband is because you pray to God, you know, God,
37:48
Speaker 1: where the hell's my husband? And God was like, well,
37:52
Speaker 1: he's not around you. And so she did what they
37:55
Speaker 1: all do, honey. She got it that app and she
37:57
Speaker 1: started swiping and that's when she met Maxwell. And we
38:02
Speaker 1: see a picture of Maxwell and he's handsome. Now, I
38:07
Speaker 1: am not African, I'm not African American, and I'm not
38:10
Speaker 1: Black American, so I feel a little cringey to say
38:13
Speaker 1: what I'm seeing next because I feel like he looks
38:15
Speaker 1: like someone and I don't love it. When other people
38:17
Speaker 1: are like this person looks like this one of a
38:18
Speaker 1: different race, because you know, like what if I'm the
38:21
Speaker 1: most ignorant person in the world and they don't look alike.
38:23
Speaker 1: So someone has to tell me, especially if you are
38:26
Speaker 1: one of the three you know ethnicities I just said before,
38:30
Speaker 1: if you feel like Maxwell sort of looks like Matilda
38:34
Speaker 1: of Matilda and Niles, Like they both have these dimples,
38:38
Speaker 1: they both have these like beautiful eyes, they have like
38:42
Speaker 1: full cheeks. They look so similar. I'm like, is Maxwell
38:45
Speaker 1: Matilda's brother? Okay, that's what I would need you to,
38:50
Speaker 1: like tell me if I'm right or wrong. And I
38:53
Speaker 1: really want you to tell me if I'm right or wrong.
38:55
Speaker 1: So she's like I met Maxwell. He's twenty eight, and
38:58
Speaker 1: we are both the exact same person. We both love
39:01
Speaker 1: the Lord, business and family, and I'm kind of like, oh,
39:08
Speaker 1: you like God, money and your family, Like, wow, how
39:12
Speaker 1: did you find someone that shares those crazy, very specific
39:20
Speaker 1: hard to find things. I would have rather you be
39:25
Speaker 1: like he loves oil paintings, the writings of Emily Dickinson
39:31
Speaker 1: and season one of British The Office, you know, something
39:35
Speaker 1: where'd be like a little specific, you know, but that's
39:37
Speaker 1: not what happens, Okay, then she very much is like
39:42
Speaker 1: and one time Maxwell was hitting out with his best friend,
39:46
Speaker 1: and his best friend was like, can you hook my
39:49
Speaker 1: best friend up with your best friend? And so I did.
39:51
Speaker 1: I hooked up my best friend with his best friend.
39:52
Speaker 1: And then we all went to Nigeria. And then one
39:55
Speaker 1: night his best friend just pop the question of my
39:58
Speaker 1: best friend and then Maxwell was like shit, And then
40:00
Speaker 1: the next night he popped the question to me. Now
40:04
Speaker 1: when she gets engaged, she's also wearing an adorable outfits
40:07
Speaker 1: like a smocked blue off the shoulder dress. She really
40:10
Speaker 1: dresses cute. And one other thing is that she lives
40:17
Speaker 1: in a gorgeous, big ass estate. Like I don't know
40:22
Speaker 1: what's happening at this Pentecostal church. I don't know if
40:25
Speaker 1: this is from the church donations. I don't know who
40:27
Speaker 1: you know this is like parents' money, or if this
40:29
Speaker 1: is her money or what her side business is she
40:31
Speaker 1: because even when she says she loves you know, she's
40:34
Speaker 1: about that business. I want to be like what one
40:38
Speaker 1: the talking in church? Prophet one that is like the
40:43
Speaker 1: other thing I don't mean to like hang my mighty
40:45
Speaker 1: had at Leshn Cathalism, like there's not anything, because there's
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Speaker 1: definitely a lot of Catholic priests that are like shitty
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Speaker 1: and shady as fucking like over the years, like truly
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Speaker 1: like horrible people, and there's a lot of like past
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Speaker 1: popes like, you know, I'm cessed with the Borgias whatever.
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Speaker 1: They're like definitely were like flaunting their wealth. But at
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Speaker 1: least in the modern day Catholic church, like, if you
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Speaker 1: are a priest, you're not like living a life of luxury.
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Speaker 1: And that, I guess is comforting to me because you know,
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Speaker 1: there's I guess, billionaires and millionaires everywhere. But I don't
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Speaker 1: want to think that I'm making someone rich when they're
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Speaker 1: also saying they're like the hand of God. Anyway, I
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Speaker 1: don't know where to get that money from. But that
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Speaker 1: house is gorgeous, as Maxwell now she owns. She's like,
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Speaker 1: that's the house she owns. Whatever. So this whole thing
41:33
Speaker 1: is about whether Maxwell's a scammer. Okay, it's like, is
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Speaker 1: Maxwell's scammer? She's like a lot of people my life thinks, so,
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Speaker 1: especially now that his best friend is like, you know,
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Speaker 1: married and my best friend and at the same time,
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Speaker 1: goubla she's like, you know, so into I have got
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Speaker 1: in my side so nothing can harm me. And it
41:52
Speaker 1: kind of like goes back to that thing where it's
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Speaker 1: like life happens to people regardless, like the old adage
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Speaker 1: of like two football teams praying to God, you know,
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Speaker 1: please let me win the game. God's not going to
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Speaker 1: make you both win. You know. Trials and tribulations happen
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Speaker 1: to everyone, you know, God, fear and folk, you know,
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Speaker 1: and the idea that like you're always going to have
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Speaker 1: everything go your way because God loves you, like what
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Speaker 1: happens If things don't go your way, then you're just
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Speaker 1: forced to believe that God doesn't like you. And I
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Speaker 1: think that there is a lot of like crisis of
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Speaker 1: faith for people that hang their hat on being loved
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Speaker 1: by God, because then if they feel like their life
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Speaker 1: is going to shit, then they're like, oh, God has
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Speaker 1: forsaken me. Why Why has God forsaken me? And it's
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Speaker 1: interesting like the personal accountability, their personal responsibility one has
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Speaker 1: for their life and like what they do. You know,
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Speaker 1: It's just it's hard because then if you think that
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Speaker 1: God wants you to do something, then you might not
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Speaker 1: be super realistic about it because you've already decided that
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Speaker 1: it's going to happen for you with no roadblocks. Right now.
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Speaker 1: I'm in a phase of my life where nothing is
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Speaker 1: coming easy. So but I still think God loves me.
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Speaker 1: I just think that, you know, God's busy and God
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Speaker 1: wants me to learn lessons, I guess or God, you know,
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Speaker 1: like is like, well, I do love you, but you
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Speaker 1: got to get this shit together, you know, by yourself,
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Speaker 1: like you know whatever. So it's just interesting. So we
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Speaker 1: get this like crazy ass story where she's like, okay,
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Speaker 1: he is. He is in the embassy and he is
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Speaker 1: going to get the approval of them to come to America.
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Speaker 1: And what happens is he walks from the embassy, he
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Speaker 1: has his interview. This is what she says. He comes
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Speaker 1: out and he texts her a picture. I'm gonna put
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Speaker 1: it up. That is what looks like a half cut
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Speaker 1: post it note with typed lettering that says your visa
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Speaker 1: has been approved. Period. We will contact you when it
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Speaker 1: is ready to pick up. Period. Do not make any
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Speaker 1: travel plan or buy a ticket until you get the
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Speaker 1: visa period. If you have any questions, please email us
44:37
Speaker 1: at in an email address. It doesn't look legit. Also
44:45
Speaker 1: you would say travel plans. There's a that's awkward the
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Speaker 1: way that it's written. But what happened was he had
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Speaker 1: come out of the embassy after his interview, supposedly, and
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Speaker 1: his friend, the one that's getting married to her friend,
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Speaker 1: had gone in. You know, they have to like bring
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Speaker 1: pictures to be like, well this is real or whatever,
45:04
Speaker 1: and so the friend shows the same interviewer pictures of
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Speaker 1: him his fiance, you know, and Ayisha and Maxwell because
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Speaker 1: they're all best friends, and the interviewers like, this is
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Speaker 1: fucking fishy. So this is the story. And so then
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Speaker 1: he's like, hey, security guard, get that Maxwell, who's still
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Speaker 1: standing outside of the embassy to come back in. Maxwell's
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Speaker 1: on the phone with Ayisha being like baby, I just
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Speaker 1: got it, and he's like, what you want me to
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Speaker 1: come back in the embassy. So it's like baby, the
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Speaker 1: colored back. So he goes in the embassy and the
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Speaker 1: embassy's like you know what, no, you take that right back,
45:37
Speaker 1: snatch no. And then he supposedly started yelling at them
45:42
Speaker 1: and was like fuck you, and they were like, okay,
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Speaker 1: you know what, now your band And then he has
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Speaker 1: this letter that she looks at, which looks very legit.
45:53
Speaker 1: I mean not, I mean again, just more legit. It's
45:56
Speaker 1: like an actual piece of paper. The writing is completely different.
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Speaker 1: There's a seal on it and it says your visa
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Speaker 1: has been refused under Section two two one g the
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Speaker 1: United States Immigration and Nationality Act. Okay, whatever, and goes
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Speaker 1: on to say the petition is to be returned. And
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Speaker 1: then he's like, yeah, and I'm banned, and she loses
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Speaker 1: her goddamn mind because she's like, I'm sorry, nope, because
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Speaker 1: God said so. So you go back in and tell
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Speaker 1: him about God, tell him what God said, and somehow
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Speaker 1: he does like he does, and then they reverse the ban.
46:35
Speaker 1: But then he's like, well they reverse the band, so
46:37
Speaker 1: I can come back in, but I can't do the
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Speaker 1: K one visa, and now we have to do the
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Speaker 1: spousal visa, which means, of course that she has to
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Speaker 1: marry him, and that's how he's going to get to America.
46:52
Speaker 1: Now we know that life, because that's basically what happened
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Speaker 1: with Angela and Michael, except Michael had gone through years
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Speaker 1: and years of this shit until she finally went back
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Speaker 1: day at Ilago's travel in and got married to him.
47:06
Speaker 1: And the rest is a beautiful, happy ending just kidding
47:09
Speaker 1: their already divorced, but interesting, So this surely seems I
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Speaker 1: mean the Susses. Sussis the shadiest, shadiest, the shadiest of
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Speaker 1: the sus That's how I should say, that doesn't look good.
47:24
Speaker 1: And then you know the way she's like, I just
47:27
Speaker 1: she can't even rep her mind around it. And truly
47:29
Speaker 1: we get that part because we're like, it's laughable. But
47:32
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't understand how the devil snuck in
47:36
Speaker 1: and made this happen. Well, babe, I mean, are you
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Speaker 1: calling Maxwell the devil? That is their storyline? Now? We
47:50
Speaker 1: had seen from the previews that she's going to go
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Speaker 1: to Nigeria, and now we know why. It's because she
47:56
Speaker 1: feels like the only way to bring Maxwell to America
47:59
Speaker 1: is because she has to marry him in Nigeria and
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Speaker 1: get on that spousal visa. Oh my god, this doesn't
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Speaker 1: seem good, Like it just doesn't seem promising. I want
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Speaker 1: better for her because she seems really cute, but she's
48:14
Speaker 1: also seemingly willfully ignorant. And there's a certain like blindness
48:22
Speaker 1: if you are so heavily indoctrinated in any religion, but
48:29
Speaker 1: this one is, you know, a Pentecostal one with the
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Speaker 1: speaking of the tongues. I'm waiting for her, like, do
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Speaker 1: you play with snakes? Are you a snake charmer? Is
48:37
Speaker 1: that kind of a thing too, where you like think
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Speaker 1: the snake's not gonna bite you. Thank you guys so
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Speaker 1: much for listening to part one. This is such a
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Speaker 1: long episode that I split it into two. Go ahead
48:46
Speaker 1: and listen to part two, which should be on the
48:48
Speaker 1: RSS feed soon. Thank you guys so much. Bye.