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KINKS KINKS AND MORE KINKS · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today I've got with me,
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Charles. Hello everyone.
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All right, Charles, now we've been doing fetishes and kinks
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and the things that a lot of people really don't realize is a
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kink or a fetish. I'll.
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See you another one right now. You do.
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Please enlighten us. They're together all right.
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One nasophilia fetish for noses. OK.
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Directly linked to nasolingus, as in cunnilingus, A fetish for
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sucking on someone's nose. Never done that.
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Interesting. I've heard of Eskimo kisses but
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never nose sucking, so have you tried it?
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I have bitten someone's nose. Obviously I have licked the
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exterior of someone's nose, being silly and playful, but I
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think my dog Poppy has that fetish because she loves
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cleaning out noses and sucking them.
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So that's about as close as I've gotten to nasophilia.
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OK, I will try it. All right.
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The right circumstances, OK, I don't want to do it during cold
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and flu season. No, no.
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To each his own. I never thought about giving
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somebody's nose a blowjob. You know, Abby would probably
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let you do that. Probably, or just do it for
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shits and giggles to. She's so fun.
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Yeah, she's so fun and freaky. It's great.
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Debating whether or not to mention these next two, but it
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is a fetish. Debating or masturbating?
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Debating wondering why we can always push the delete button.
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All right. Nullification kink for removing
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a body part. This is very dangerous and right
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next to it says nullo, an extreme kink for removal of
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genitals and practice. Nullo is very dangerous and can
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even be fatal. No shit.
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OK. You don't say Yeah.
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So have you ever thought about that?
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Just being a eunuch. I have, honestly, it's just, I
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know it's not a healthy fetish, but it kind of pops up once in a
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while. Yeah.
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I just try to fight the urge. But I've seen people on Fetlife
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who've had body parts. That's why I mentioned it,
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because apparently it's the thing.
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I don't know what the reasoning is.
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And it's not always genitals. There's a guy, I saw his profile
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and he wanted his arms and legs removed.
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Don't know why it's each his own, but my God that one's a bit
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heinous. That one's out Crazy, yeah.
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Something, something happened. Something should have happened
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there. Something happened.
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But I just brought that one up because I remember seeing this
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guy's profile and he'd already had, like, an arm removed and it
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was a stump and his leg, one of his legs was gone.
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I'm like, oh, my God, I don't know how these people are doing
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this. It's, you know, OK.
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Well, I do know that I met someone years ago, before I ever
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got on Fetlife, because I was probably 16 and I met someone in
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a local community and he had talked about, you know, his
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friend who was in the West Coast, and he actually got his,
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you know, Dick and balls removed, went through the whole
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process. He did it for his mistress.
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He didn't want any part of it. She didn't want any part of it.
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That was it. OK, then we got to move on from
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this one. Yeah, scary, right?
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Another interesting fetish. Might give someone some ideas.
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Yeah, it's not. You know, don't do that.
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No, I'm no doctor, but man, you know, if you have your balls
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removed, you can't enjoy CBT later and your mistress can't
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enjoy it either. That's just as far as the other
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parts. I look you, you need your hands
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and everything else. But anyway, let's move on to
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something more pleasant. Well, I don't know about
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pleasant, but that's weird all. Right, go ahead.
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Oculophilia, which is tied in to Oculolinktis.
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Oculophilia is an obsession with the eyes.
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OK, and I like eyes. Sure, window to the soul, but
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this one I've never had. Is it licking?
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Yes. Oculolinktis desire to lick
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eyeballs, but I've actually heard of somebody who who liked
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to do that. OK, no explanation why, just
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lick an eyeball. OK, if anybody out there has
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ever done this, please tell me why I.
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I had an excellent who liked to do that.
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To lick an eyeball, yes. OK, any explanation?
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No, no, I honestly, I wasn't too curious about it, but he's like,
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oh, can I lick your eyeball? I'm like, good for it.
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I could see if I had something in there, like an eyelash.
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We didn't have a tissue. Hey, rock on.
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But it never jumped out at me. I thought I was into a lot of
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things, but the more I read and learn, I'm like I'm just
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scratching the surface. I know, I know.
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That's Speaking of which, OK, licking things, Adantophilia,
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general fetish for teeth, which can include biting, licking
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teeth or even removing them. I know guys, they have had their
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teeth removed because they want to be a better slave and it
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makes them give oral. And I guess maybe it's a power
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thing, you know, having a master completely modify them.
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Biting. It can be fun for me in general,
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licking teeth. This sounds familiar.
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Somebody, I can't remember who it was.
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Somebody did that. And, well, the girl was
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complaining because, yeah, this guy wanted to lick my teeth.
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I'm OK. Teaches on again.
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Yeah. Does any of this ringing a bell
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to you? No, can't say that it is.
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Teeth licking but biting is probably you've heard of that a
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lot. Oh yeah, and I bite people all
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the time. Oh, you did bite somebody a
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while, but. Yeah, I did.
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He had jealous. Oh, I'm going to say it.
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Mandy Candy. OK.
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Yeah. Mandy Candy's got a biteable ass
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my. Mistress has not bitten me, but
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I have no ass to bite. You do not.
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OK, go on here. Oh factophilia attraction to
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smells, especially pungent body odors.
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We've met a lot of guys who like really stinky feet and armpits.
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So OK, whatever your thing is. Listen, I can always tell the
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shit eaters, AJ. Right under the bus.
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I can, yeah. I don't care.
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He doesn't care. He's cool, OK.
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He doesn't. He admits he doesn't he.
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Admits it. Yeah, absolutely.
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I can always tell a shit earder a mile away or a butt sniffer a
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mile away. We have this one gentleman.
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I have seen him for years. You know, he was raised from a
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bougie background, very wealthy family.
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He has the capability that he'll go to Colorado, to Vail, He'll
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snowboard and ski, you know, all during the winter.
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And then for the summer, he has a boozy job in the Keys, you
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know, but in between times, he comes to see Mr. Smea because
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why? He wants to smell an asshole.
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Well. I wouldn't want to smell yours.
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Well, the thing of it is he likes to smell dirty asshole,
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but it's very difficult to get a smelly asshole.
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You got to time it you. Got to time it.
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You got to be able to fart in the.
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Face you got to make a run for the border and get yourself a
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bunch of tacos and burritos, maybe some Thai food.
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That's gross, Charles. I'm not going to subject myself
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to that. However, I will say you don't
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like the border. What?
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You don't like the border? I make Mexican cuisine far
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better than Gaga Hell. OK, but here's the deal.
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Yeah. No sponsorship from them.
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No, no sponsorship. Sorry.
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It is. That is fake beef in a barrel.
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I mean, it is, it's, it's gross. Sometimes it's good you know
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when you're high and you want something good.
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It was really good. Much warning.
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It's good. Not so good though.
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It's good in your 20s when you're stoned, you know, I can
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remember those days. However not in your 40s.
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It's that's like acid indigestion waiting to happen.
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But any who's this gentleman, he comes to the dungeon one night,
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OK, It's been a couple years back.
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We got to throw some stories in there, you know?
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Oh yeah, it's more fun this way. It is fun how well you know the
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actual this shit has happened. This shit has happened
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literally. Anyway, anyway, we have this
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little face sitting seat, not the red one, it's a black one.
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And it's, it's just enough that someone can lay down and they
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can put their head right in that seat, you know, So you can
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imagine it's maybe 10 inches high from the, from the floor
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up. Just enough for a head and a few
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inches of space. Yeah, that's it.
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And it's it's just solid black. It's actually driftwood that
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someone made for me. Nice.
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And it's traditional queening chair, right?
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So anyway, so one night I wanted to be fun.
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I put them up on the slave box. I put the queening chair up
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there around his head, and I said, hey, Bree, I know you can
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do this. She has a big phobia about
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farting. She doesn't like to fart in
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front of people. OK.
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Because her mother was always just like, that's nasty.
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Don't you do it? I'm just constantly she would
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berate. I know the parent fucking of a
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child. You know this.
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That's how we all got here. There you go.
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So anyway, I said, Brie, you got to overcome it.
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I said get up on the box, sit on the queening chair backwards so
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you're facing away from him and I want you to fart.
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I said she's like, is this why you fed me what you fed?
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And I'm like, yeah, I gave her some good food because I knew he
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was coming that night, right? So anyway, so she's up there.
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She's like, oh God, I can't do this, I can't do that.
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I was like, shut the fuck up, you better fucking do it anyway.
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So I'm telling this guy I'm like, go ahead, start playing
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with yourself, go for it. So as he's jacking his Dick,
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Bree let's out this massive fart, right?
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You can imagine. Is it a good Peter Griffin fart?
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Yeah, nice. Nice.
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Yeah. Oh, Peter.
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Oh yeah. So anyway, so this happens and
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immediately, as soon as she farts and his nose is right
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there in her asshole, he fucking shoots us load.
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Nice. But my point with all these ass
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sniffers, shit eaters, shit smellers, they are all grubby,
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gross looking. They all have this dirty smell
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to them. None of them ever have clean
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fingernails. They're just fucking gross.
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Look at the word for the gay guys that are into this is
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called Rauch. Does that sound familiar?
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Sounds familiar? Really nasty like caveman style.
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Yeah, like. Or.
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Sex dirty. Yeah.
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Well, you know, again, it's a kink, you know, that's it Could
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be. I mean, it's like caveman
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coming. Out.
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Yeah. The caveman, he's like, I'm
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going to dominate you and I'm going to put you in the mud and
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you know you're going to smell my scent or Yeah.
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But you know, this guy, you know, he knew Brie was trans.
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She represents really well and she's, you know, very passable.
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And in the dungeon, man, she let her RIP it.
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It was one of those things where she finally got over it to a
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point. But when he did it, it was just
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like perfect timing, you know? And it pop, it was done.
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But you know, he's eating gummy worms out of her asshole.
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I mean, he is. He loves that shit.
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I'd probably try that from yours.
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Sorry, you're still that's. OK, I'm just saying.
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I have a Mia fetish people. But I had a hard time a lot of
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times really having a smelly butt hole.
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I don't like that. I use the bidet and everything
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else. And sometimes he'd be like,
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Mistress, can you go to the bathroom for?
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I'm like, oh Jesus, I. Have Mia Filia for this for
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Amelia. Anyway, here we go.
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There we go, Tell me this is cool.
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What's the next one, Charles? Piccatiophilia OK this for
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sinning and breaking religious rules.
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Oh goodness. Which is pretty much everything
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other than men on top of woman, I guess, right.
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And for the state of Mississippi, anyway, which
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everything is still illegal other than man on top of woman
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there. Yeah.
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All right. Moving on Fallophilia obsession
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with large penises Note many people share this kink what a
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shock let's see oh phobophilia, sexual obsession with being
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afraid. It's interesting, this fear play
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is kind of not a common thing, but you know it.
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It's fun when you're blindfolded, don't know what's
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coming or. You know, I'm really good at
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that. And like I said, my little slave
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boy loves the fear. He loves it.
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Oh yeah. The breath play thing.
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He eats that shit up the other night, put a plastic bag on his
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head and he's like, Oh no, no, no, I'm not in the mood for
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this. Don't do it.
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Don't. I'm like, shut the fuck up.
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Put it on his head, made it tight with one hand and put my
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hand over his mouth and his nose.
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And then I have this little thing that I'll put my my 2
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fingers, my pinky and my ring finger under his chin so he
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can't try to, you know, grab air under the bag.
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Yeah. Scared the fuck out of him.
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I'm a. Little bit jealous actually.
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OK, well, we'll do it one night. Here is another fetish we all
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have. I think we all have pictophilia
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fetish for watching pornography. I just think that's just normal.
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It's not. A few, yeah, OK.
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Maybe I'm just that guy, I've been watching it a long time.
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When did you first watch porn? Funny, funny thing when OK, so
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when I was like 1920, I was working obviously in assisted
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living. And so my friend and I, Dee, she
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was great. On Friday nights, we would
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always work a 33 to 11:11 to 7:00.
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So we wait for everybody to go to sleep.
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And then we would always, you know, swap porn.
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We'd bring in a, you know, DVD. Lot of times it's VHS because
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this is back in, you know, 99. But we would take turns.
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We'd bring in guy, guy and guy porn and we'd watch amateur a
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guy and guy. We'd wait for everybody to go to
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sleep. We were in the living room of
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the facility. We'd sit there and eat pizza and
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watch porn. Good.
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It's not like we were sitting there, you know, masturbating,
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but I was watching. TV that's actually fun,
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entertaining. Yeah, and we would come para
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nose. We'd be like, oh, have you done
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that? And I'm like, no, I'm a virgin.
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Remember this D? Well, you said 19.
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I started watching a lot earlier VHS tapes.
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I was sneaky about it, but I knew I was liking this shit a
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long, long time ago and it was in the 80s.
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Well, you know, I can remember watching like, softcore, you
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know, on HBO. I love that late at night.
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That and skimax. Yes, after midnight you might go
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to sleep and like the good shit comes on.
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Yes. And I remember that's one of
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them. I knew I was in the BDSM then
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because I was I was not of age. And there was this show and
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there was this woman talking to this guy and she everybody in
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town thought he was gay because he wouldn't hang out with these
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women. And she says, I know what you
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really are. You need a stiffer wind to fill
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your sails. And she tied them up and started
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whipping them. And I was thinking, this is
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before Quagmire came out, my version of Giggity and this,
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yes, nice. But you know, I was not 19.
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OK well get this so I can remember being like 8-9 years
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old, OK watching one of those movies on HBO.
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It was called Mandingo. Did you ever watch Mandingo?
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Of it, I have not watched it yet.
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You gotta fucking watch it because anybody who loves Black
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Hawk will love this fucking movie, OK?
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It's on the list. So obviously it's back in Civil
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War era. It's Oh, OK.
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Yeah, it's pre. Emancipation Proclamation.
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Civil War. It's it's a little civil war,
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but it's more or less like the maiden of the house married into
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a wealthy family, but this family became poor very quickly
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because of that that era. And she was felt really isolated
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and while her husband was away, she liked to fuck this
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particular black slave. And you know, he was into it.
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She was into it. But the secret got out when she
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had a mixed interracial baby. And so, you know, that went to
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shit real quick. But the scenes were hot.
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I can remember watching this at 8-9 years old.
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Like, what the fuck? Why weren't my parents
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monitoring the shit? Better you.
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You ever watched Caligula? Yes.
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Holy shit that was a straight up porn it.
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Was. It was.
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I gotta watch that again. It's been a long time.
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Who's that guy? Roddy McDowell or no?
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Hang on, the guy that was in Clockwork Orange?
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I don't remember. Oh, it was one of those dudes
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from the 70s that was like just, he played it perfect.
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The Caligula real life was into everything, but he's been a
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movie on it. But I'll tell you this much, a
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lot of these guys that are in the military, they had this
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little saying that when they would go away, their wife would
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go Mandingo on them. We forget what we called it, but
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when they when deployment time came up, yes, all the cars
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changed parking spots. Whoever was on deployment was at
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a new house afternoon. They almost called it like the
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some kind of shuffle, but it was fucking ridiculous.
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Wow. But anyway, yeah, that's wow,
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moving on. Crazy.
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Plus Ophelia fetish for stuffed animals.
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Oh, we get that all the time. ABDL guys, but I don't know if
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it's, well, maybe there's a different kind of fetish.
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Maybe they're these particular individuals are doing something
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to their titty. I'm gonna move on from that.
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It just could get nasty. Oh, no, it's not.
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Why do you want to move on, Charles?
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There's a lot of people that get turned on by inanimate objects.
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We know this. OK, well.
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Yeah, I'm real doll. I just can't see doing it to,
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you know, a Care Bear. But maybe if I was in a bad mood
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and wanted to make it pay, you can't.
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Answer. Let me give you the Dick.
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This one can't. Charles gets so focused, he's
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like looking at this list, looking at this list.
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What are a lot of fascinating things here?
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I know focus one thing at a time.
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I've known some people who have fucked care bears and towels.
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I know pillows when I was young. See.
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I had no other option. OK, well see, Liv, she had her
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kool-aid pillow. We were just talking about that
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a few episodes ago. A.
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Kool-aid pillow. This is not ringing a bell.
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Did she do something to it? Did she hump it?
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Yes. Yes, and then her mom would give
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her condoms. Or she'd find condoms and she'd
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fill them with water and put them on her pillow.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh, did she freeze them first? No, no.
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I learned something from the Army.
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Yes, this is a separate subject. It's not filling condoms of
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water. This if you ever heard of an
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Alaska pipeline. Well, that would be something
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you're going to tell me tell. Me.
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It's nasty, but you two guys are going to love this.
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Basically someone poops into a condom, you know the last long
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log, they freeze it and then you fuck your partner with it and
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they call that the Alaska pipeline with a frozen shit
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sickle on a condom. I learned that from some Army
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guys on the Iraq border. You know, in one of them times
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when you have nothing else to do.
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And I'm like, wow, I learned something new.
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It can never unlearn that shit. And now all of you can have a
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taste of my insanity. Ohh.
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My God that's horrible. What was a real?
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Thing and a lot of them knew about it and I'm like God damn,
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I was about 10 years older than these guys and I'm like wow then
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so that was in O seven. So the next generation is
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probably even more interesting there.
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Why would someone want to stick a frozen piece of shit and
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they're asshole? I do a lot of shit too.
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I'm sure people ask why you want to get tied up and beat and you
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have strap ONS in your butt and you know it's the end of the
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day. You know you're not hurting
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anybody or yourself. Do what you want.
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Frozen popsicles OK. Speaking cold psychochrois
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psycho sysm fetish dedicated to being cold, having sex with a
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cold partner or using cold objects.
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Ice cubes Cold dildos during sex.
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Ice cubes are a big one, and I think we were talking earlier
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about somebody sticking frozen strawberries up an anus and that
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wasn't good because it might cause hypothermia.
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I don't know about the hypothermia part, but I think it
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can. Moderation.
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Let's just do a little don't don't feel the entire cavity.
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How about that? It can shock the body.
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That's what I wanted to say. Yes.
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OK, I. Might try a frozen strawberry.
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I don't want to try a whole Alaska pipeline.
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UK. Let's see what else we have
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here. Can't pronounce that when we're
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by any stretch. I'm going to go buy it.
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This is 1. You don't have pubphilia.
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The obsession with pubic hair. A love for pubic hair has been
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expressed in literature and art. Bush, Big Bush.
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And you are not a fan of the Bush?
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No, not at all. Some people are.
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Not at all. I like decorative pubic hair,
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like a little landing strip or maybe a lightning bolt of.
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Course you do, but hey. Why not?
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But you know, I don't think it would look very good on me.
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I could try it, but I can't see very well.
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So it won't be a lightning bolt. It'll just be like a a man with
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a what's the disease where you shake?
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No, I'm not gonna go there. I used to go out with this guy
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and when he finally got naked he had not a landing strip but he
21:11
had fucking Hitler mustache. Like right above everything.
21:16
I'm like why? On a woman, yeah, that would.
21:19
Put on a dude A. Little Hitler stash.
21:21
Yeah, God. OK, pygophilia, partialism to
21:26
butts and seeing, touching and playing with him.
21:29
My God have I got that. And a lot of other people do
21:31
too. And so in the words are so makes
21:33
a lot. Yeah, anyway, good for him.
21:37
Cuerophilia, but it's spelled choiro.
21:39
Fetish for hands. Interesting.
21:42
You know, there's hand models out there, so I guess there are
21:44
people who look at them. I like them.
21:46
You know, a nice manicured red paint job on fingers.
21:50
Ours ready. Fism is the fetish for shoes and
21:53
footwear. I didn't know about that
21:55
particular name, but yeah, there's a lot of shoe guys.
21:58
I prefer the feet myself, but a nice pair of shoes is nice.
22:01
And you've had a lot of people into shoes, too.
22:03
Oh. Huge, huge.
22:05
It's. Just something a lot of us have
22:07
grabbed Ophelia the fetish for receiving physical beatings such
22:11
as flogging and whipping. Oh, absolutely.
22:13
Oh yeah, I guess giving it to this was one I'm looking forward
22:18
to robotism. And I do know, like, philia is
22:21
the other word for this king for Android male robots or gynoids
22:26
is a female robot. I didn't know that.
22:27
But the real dolls, the six dolls, and now they're making
22:30
them robots. I can't wait.
22:32
They're incredible. The future's going to be awesome
22:34
until they, you know, get tired of our shit and cut off our
22:36
testicles. But for those first few weeks,
22:39
it's going to be fun. I saw this one little bit.
22:43
It's it was a little a little clip and this guy, he was
22:50
showing a robotic arm and the robotic arm was in the position
22:54
of. Jacking.
22:56
Off. Yeah.
22:57
And they're like, oh shit, he pushed the wrong button.
23:00
That was American Horror Story. I watched it because they were
23:03
building the robot on to jerk somebody off and something went
23:06
wrong with her program and it like ripped whatever was on
23:08
there. I'm like, dude, you just like
23:10
took off half the Dicks of our customers or something like
23:13
that. But it was on American Horror
23:15
Story. It was funny.
23:17
That was great. OK.
23:18
Let's see interesting sneezing fetish.
23:21
A kink for watching someone else sneeze.
23:23
This person is usually naked. Sneezing elicits a bodily
23:27
response somewhat similar to orgasm.
23:29
People with a these fetish might also participate in tickling and
23:32
forced urinating kinks. I'm OK, have not heard of that
23:36
one ever. You we've.
23:39
Got We've got about half a century between us.
23:42
Yeah, I've never heard of it. OK.
23:44
We're not going to that one sounding.
23:47
I didn't have a specific type of name here though, but urethral
23:50
sounding is what they're Speaking of.
23:52
You know, we do that all the time in the dungeon and honestly
23:55
the best advice I can tell people is really make sure that
24:00
that is what you want to do. It's not for everyone, but they
24:04
do have surgical Lube and that's always the better option to use
24:08
rather than to to do water based Lube.
24:10
So. OK, we talked about this one the
24:12
other day, stuffing, eating and to the point of physical pain.
24:15
But there was a girl who was being paid on one of these
24:19
websites to to keep eating as much as possible.
24:22
There's a feeder site. Feeders.
24:24
And you've met a few women who are paid to do that?
24:26
Yeah, they're paid pretty well. Yeah, Barbie actually talked
24:29
about that on an episode because she was saying that she would go
24:33
on and, you know, people would send her money for the food and
24:37
money for the service to eat on camera in front of.
24:39
It Yeah, I don't get it. But you know, I really don't.
24:44
I don't either. I like, hang on, let me think
24:47
about this. I like women eating a hot dog or
24:49
a banana or licking an ice cream cone.
24:51
I have, I haven't seen that. But I I couldn't see, you know,
24:54
just the general, you know, having a meal and stuffing here.
24:56
So I don't want to see somebody stuffed.
24:58
I like erotic eating. You had an ice cream cone right
25:00
Now that would be I would you would have my attention.
25:03
Yeah, right. That's because I'm a pervert.
25:05
Did you ever see that that that movie Horrible Bosses he's
25:10
watching Jennifer Aniston was? The Winston.
25:12
Bateman. It was Jason Bateman.
25:14
You know, was that guys keeping Spacey?
25:16
Was he the horrible loss? Yes, I did see that, but it's
25:18
been a while. Oh, it was so great because of
25:21
course, Jason, Jason Sedikis says, oh, look at how she's
25:25
eating this. She she keeps going for phallic
25:28
like foods. You know, first it's it's a hot
25:31
dog with no bun. Who does that?
25:34
You. Know oh I've seen him when we
25:35
eat a corn dog yeah God she took like the whole thing it was it
25:39
was teases. OK here's 2 interesting one
25:43
you've been into telephonic Ophelia.
25:46
OK, phone sex. Yeah, that is for phone sex and
25:49
talking dirty over the phone. You're apparently very good at
25:52
that for a while. I've done that for a long time.
25:54
I see you still texting but I bet a phone call from you would
25:57
have been. Oh my God.
26:01
Did I tell you one time I was talking to a an insurance
26:05
salesman and he was on the phone, He was talking about my
26:08
homeowner's insurance at the time, and I could sense from the
26:13
way he was talking that he was a crossdresser.
26:15
Oh. Damn.
26:16
Yeah, psychic powers. I I don't know why I have that
26:20
ability to look at someone or hear someone to know they're
26:24
fetish, but I was like, so this is interesting.
26:28
You know, I'm having this conversation with him and I
26:30
said, tell me, we'll just call him Michael.
26:34
Michael, do you like to dress in women's panties?
26:38
And he's like, excuse me? How do you know?
26:44
Yeah, that's what he. Did he was like?
26:47
How did you know that? And I was like, Michael, I know
26:50
a lot of things just by listening to people's voice.
26:53
And man, we had about an hour long conversation and I think
26:58
that guy was finally creaming in his little panties.
27:00
They. Gave you a good rate.
27:01
Fuck yeah, he gave me a good rate.
27:02
Nice sucked him out of it. It was great.
27:05
OK this. Conversation.
27:07
I mentioned this one briefly because I I googled it once,
27:10
just that of shits and giggles because I heard it.
27:12
Yeah, Tentacle fetish. Fetish for tentacles?
27:15
Animate about that recently. Yeah, but it's actually listed
27:19
here, so OK. And along with blueberry porn,
27:22
just go ahead, Google it. It just what the fuck?
27:26
What do they do with the blueberries?
27:27
They, they basically take a film or any kind of porno, right?
27:31
And they, they alter the images. So like, remember Willy Wonka
27:35
and chocolate? I knew you were going to say
27:37
that. Yeah, why?
27:38
Are you Violet? Violet.
27:39
Yeah, and then they swell up like a blueberry.
27:41
Well, then they had the actors swell up like blueberries, and
27:44
then the blueberries have sex with each other.
27:45
And there's not just one video out there.
27:48
There's a lot. So apparently people watch this
27:50
stuff. And I watched a few just to
27:52
figure out, you know, why I moved on.
27:54
But, you know, I'll try something, you know, once or
27:56
look at it. Most of the time, there's very
27:59
little. I won't look at it at least one
28:00
time. And OK, I'm going to have to
28:02
look at this. I'm I'm interested now.
28:04
It's there. Because I'm like, how the fuck
28:06
do they find their genitals? I don't know if I got that far
28:10
with it. I've tried to block out certain
28:12
traumas in life. Moving on to you.
28:17
Let's finally get you. I know where this is going.
28:21
Underwear fetish. And OK, there's no fancy name
28:23
for the OK, we talked about this earlier.
28:26
This is a little different erdication, using the nettle
28:29
plant to sting a partner's skin. The nettles, I have seen people
28:33
that were in the CBT and apparently there's a plant
28:36
called nettles and when you rub it against the skin, it's like
28:39
little tiny pricks and there's a chemical secretive that causes
28:42
some sort of pain that they get into.
28:44
I've never tried and I've never met anybody personally who was
28:47
into it. Have you heard anybody request
28:50
this or? Never.
28:52
OK, I've seen a lot of pictures on Fetlife about it though and
28:55
that it's like a little branch and they run it across your
28:58
genitals and apparently I I have never googled it to try it.
29:02
You know the last thing I need is an allergic reaction on my
29:05
schlong. I know, right?
29:07
OK. You poor little Dicky.
29:10
Let's see, oh, bits of Lagnia kink for being tied up at the
29:14
mercy of another, the person. And we've done a lot of that.
29:18
This one I actually debated on talking about, but I recall a
29:22
while back I saw a picture on Fetlife and it showed the clips
29:26
for sale. You know, where you go buy
29:27
certain types of porn. And for 2023 that it was an
29:31
image of the most search or the most bots porno in each state.
29:36
And like Mississippi was ball busting.
29:38
I was like OK most what people in the country were into
29:41
giantess and Amazon. You not the big women.
29:44
Yeah, there was 1. I had to Google it because I
29:46
didn't know what it was and it was from Michigan.
29:49
Vore VORE sexual desire to be eaten alive or to eat someone
29:54
while they were alive. Yeah, we're talking about that.
29:56
I had to Google it because I never heard of it, but I know a
29:59
girl on Fetlife. That's her.
30:01
That's her number one fetish. She has pictures of people being
30:04
trusted up, like turkeys putting ovens, like Hansel and Gretel.
30:07
Oh sweet Jesus. Like, OK, I just mentioned that
30:09
because it's a thing. Yeah, it's a thing.
30:12
And it was a thing big enough to get mentioned on clips for sale
30:15
that a lot of people in Michigan were buying this thing, OK.
30:19
Now, Charles, I'm going to tell you we're talking about Amazon
30:22
women. We talked about midgets the
30:23
other day. Oh yeah.
30:24
And I'm going to say I watched a porn last night and I thought
30:26
about you. You.
30:27
Didn't let me know. No, I didn't let you know.
30:30
That's cold. You need to go to sleep.
30:31
It was 2:00 in the morning. I was working.
30:34
Anyway, you know what it was a woman getting fisted by a Midget
30:39
and his whole arm was in that thing.
30:42
Damn, it was good. I sent it to you.
30:44
You'll like. It Oh, they're Speaking of that.
30:47
This is something called Wham wet and messy fetish.
30:50
I'll leave it at that because that was it sounded wet and
30:53
messy. All right.
30:56
Not a lot of W's here, water sports, but it's actually
30:59
Europhilia, golden showers. Yeah, there's also, it's not
31:03
listed here, but water bondage, it's something I've seen a lot
31:05
of on FET and that's pretty interesting.
31:07
Yeah, we've done that before, but you know, kind of nice.
31:09
Yeah. And it's some of it's pretty.
31:12
One of my friends, Sophie, she got tied up.
31:15
I've got pictures of it on my FET live page.
31:18
She went in in the pool with bondage to get out.
31:22
Oh nice. Yeah, she was like a little, you
31:24
know, escape artist. It was pretty cool.
31:26
I was like, look at you, Sophie. Some of the websites a little
31:29
rougher, yeah, like, Oh yeah, being forcefully under tanks.
31:34
I can imagine. Wax Play is another one.
31:36
We've talked about it in here before.
31:38
It's one of my personal favourites.
31:39
OK, there's some people it's pretty, some people it's I love
31:43
the the feeling of it. I've been doing that since I was
31:46
a. Long time.
31:47
Yeah, I was. I was curious.
31:48
Started trying it. I'm like, oof, I like this.
31:50
What? To the exes, this is cool.
31:52
Xenophilia, sexual attraction to exotic people or objects.
31:57
You've got a thing for foreigners, and so do I.
31:59
Absolutely. Especially the accents.
32:00
I guess that counts. Absolutely.
32:02
Japanese for me, that was always my number one thing.
32:05
And I think you like the Brits, right?
32:07
I, you know, I love Brits, I love Greeks, Italians, it don't
32:12
matter. I see the four exotic people, I
32:15
see the exotic objects. I'm not quite grabbing that, you
32:19
know, maybe if somebody's got a thing for a Cortana I.
32:22
Was going to say yeah, maybe it's an artifact, maybe
32:24
something an exotic artifact or something.
32:27
OK, I'm like a violin or I'm sure there's a music.
32:30
Something sexy. Sexy furniture, You know, like
32:35
wood carved furniture or something.
32:37
Never really been a thing for me.
32:39
Yeah, it's to me, it's sexy. You know, sexy furniture says so
32:42
much. All right.
32:43
Yeah, why? This one was hard.
32:45
We were looking for a why a while back.
32:48
Now there are two here, right? One is called Yeefing.
32:51
You talk about it. Go ahead.
32:53
IFFING sex with stuffed animals or furry.
32:57
Now the other website I was on it's described as being sex
33:00
between two furries. Yeah, so I'm thinking like the
33:03
Easter Bunny fucking the chicken costume, Why not?
33:08
But I'm not. I'm not into the furries.
33:10
I've only seen brief references of it on Tell Me.
33:13
To watch some furry porn because I'll check it out.
33:15
They have some furry costumes that they put on and it's it
33:19
exposes their genitals so they can have sex and their entire
33:22
wardrobe of being a furry. Well, I had thought about
33:25
wearing an Easter burning costume with a strap on last
33:29
Easter just to, you know, bring my little presents to everybody.
33:31
And it the idea kind of fell through because I guess the, the
33:34
costumes weren't available. I I waited too late.
33:37
Yeah, I still wouldn't mind it, but I just don't see volunteers
33:39
lining up for this. You never know, although.
33:42
They would be hilarious. You want to show me your Easter
33:45
eggs? Well, there you go.
33:46
Yeah. Absolutely.
33:47
Well that would be the vibrating aid to go in the ass while I do
33:50
it on the strap. But I will say I've talked about
33:52
it before but I dated a a furry OK and he had a boyfriend and we
33:58
all had a good time together quite often.
34:01
Did he wear the costume with you?
34:02
No, He would wear like, the butt plug, tail and the ears and that
34:06
kind of thing. Would they count?
34:08
But they're fuck yeah counted because we would do things that
34:11
were animalistic, like lick each other's mouths, OK.
34:15
You know, instead of like a French kiss, it was like licking
34:18
each other with open mouths, like.
34:20
Like like a puppy kiss or something.
34:22
Yeah, like licking each other, you know, all over.
34:25
OK, another Y and I have never heard of this.
34:28
OK, this is spelled with AY, beastiality.
34:31
OK, sexual activity involving bread, especially warm dough.
34:36
Why? Maybe it was just somebody got
34:39
bored and just needed something to fuck.
34:41
But sexual activity involving bread?
34:43
Huh? OK, never heard of it.
34:44
Well, on that note, let's go fuck some loafs, Charles, you
34:49
almost done. You got AZ.
34:51
At least get AZ. Get AZ, get one Z let's.
34:54
Get zelophilia arousal due to jealousy.
34:58
Either your own or someone else's jealousy.
35:00
I'm thinking cuckold. Oh yeah.
35:03
But I've never heard of that one.
35:04
Absolutely. And then there's zentai, which
35:06
is the suits. And I'm not getting to the other
35:09
words because they start with the word zoo.
35:11
You can do the math. I'm not doing it.
35:13
Well, I've met hey there cat suit on Fetlife.
35:17
OK. He has a podcast show as well.
35:20
Super great guy but that's what he loves is Zentai suits.
35:24
They look kind of cool. Yeah, I've honest in the latex.
35:27
You know, I've only worn the latex.
35:28
I haven't tried Zentai, but it looks interesting.
35:30
But he does a lot of the zentai and he does a lot of bondage
35:34
with it, so a lot of the shibari and suspension and everything is
35:38
pretty hot. Cool, check it out.
35:40
Yeah, check it out. All right, Charles.
35:43
It's been interesting as always, so.
35:44
Look on your face, says another word, and interesting it.
35:49
Says damn, that's a lot of fucking.
35:51
Fetish. It's such a contempt.
35:53
Oh no. No.
35:55
No, not. At all, but I never heard about
35:57
the used one. That's interesting.
35:59
No, I'm still kind of stuck on that.
36:01
In my mind, it's like I. Guess you could take like a
36:03
skinny French loaf and fuck oneself with it.
36:06
I'm thinking maybe like a? Have you always wanted to fuck
36:09
an apple pie? Has that been a thought of
36:11
yours? No, no, not only from American
36:14
Pie, I saw that, but it's a good way to get burned.
36:16
And it's just a mess. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm a simple
36:19
guy. I'll fuck my hand.
36:20
Yeah. There's just no reason to make a
36:22
mess with kitchen utensils. And you know.
36:24
And good food. I'll probably do it on a dare,
36:26
but you know, I quit drinking a while ago so I kind of don't do
36:29
as much stupid shit as I used to, but I bet a loaf of bread
36:33
has been fucked by somebody. Well, maybe I need to get you to
36:36
fuck a melon. Well, if you insist.
36:39
Absolutely. All right, Charles.
36:42
Until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me
36:45
Mistress.