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#443 We Don't MAGIC TIME the Same with Riley Magician · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Not enough, not enough love Yeah for I'm busy. For why do you
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  have to do that when I'm the busiest and is now we starting the show?
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  Yeah, that's how we're starting off. Welcome back, everybody, Welcome
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  back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you
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  so much everybody for being here on time. Everybody here, ninety five of
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  you guys that are in the beginning stages of the chat room before it gets
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  really packed. Ninety five loyal motherfuckers. We're here on time, unlike Xavier,
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  a little bit on time, like like like like Mexican time, like
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  Mexican time. Dog. Yeah, but thank you so much everybody joining me,
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  make sure you hit that share button and that thumbs up. Appreciate you
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  guys ting in. Today's gonna be a magical episode because we definitely got we
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  got a special guest. Every night is a special guest when we have one,
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  because they all have some different to offer the table or bring over here
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  right joining me is the man who can't use a clock and he can't use
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  the English language or his citizenship. XG. What's going on? What sub
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  dog? What's up? Yeah? It is my bad. I am today
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  I was busy vlogging Dog. I'm blogging for all you guys over there at
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  the Patron subscribers. I got you, guys a Bakersfield vlog. Tommy came
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  in hot Dog. He was the main star my blog this weekend. Though
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  I was a little jealous. I'm looking at the vlog. I'm my bro.
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  Yeah, Bro, I was looking at the blog. I was like,
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  I was barely even funny on this blog. But it's a good one
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  here Saturday for you guys. Bakersfield, Me, George Press, Tommy.
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  It was a little fun I did. Dog. I looked at him and
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  every time I was like, say something, Tommy, and then Tommy knew
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  what to do. Tommy is a fucking Tommy's a character. Tommy's hit action
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  he did. He's like, okay, starts telling stories when I was little.
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  Oh God, what that thing? He says, it's not on God?
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  What is it? Dag? God damn. He said that shit like
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  fifty times on the blog. So if you don't like that, don't hear
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  it. Nah. But it was a good time. And yeah, I
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  am late, sorry, guys, but I did. I'd be hitting pro
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  pins in the elevator Dog three times already I put two. Somebody put why
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  is he famous? He's working on it. I don't be a hater,
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  dog, but I've been hitting you. Ever hit your proping in the elevator?
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  Dog all the time. I hit it everywhere. Dog, I get
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  kund of nervous. So I has a Tommy hitting the elevator Bakersfield. And
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  I was like, Bro, there's cameras in the elevator. They're not gonna
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  do nothing. There's people smoking math in fucking elevators, Bro, like this
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  vape is the least of your worries. Okay, you turn my mic up
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  a little bit, also joining me? H, what is it? Running
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  the boards as usual as the One and only Ray? What's going on?
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  Ray? Good evening, y'all. What's up rolling this milkshake? Yeah,
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  strawberry milkshake, solutarverybody who's on the secret menu, everybody who has Patreon access
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  also joining us. Let's go ahead and give him a big round of applause.
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  This guy's a magician. Let's give it up for the one and only
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  Riley the Magician. What's up? Thank you for joining us, Riley,
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  thank you for having me. We got we good on him. Just get
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  closer to the mic a little bit. Oh yeah, yeah, there you
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  go, perfect, perfect now, no worries. I mean he makes the
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  mic disappear. So so thank you for joining us. Riley. How old
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  are you, bro? I'm thirty one, thirty one? Yeah, and
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  how long have you been practicing magic for? Say eighteen years? So long?
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  Eighteen years? That's a whole child, Bro, that's some dedication right
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  there, bro is eight is a is a magic game kind of like you
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  know, like in comedy they say you're not a really you're not a comedian,
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  so you do ten years. I mean I don't think there's really rules
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  to it. I mean i'd say three to five years. You're pretty solid
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  with what you know as far as like slide of hand or whatever. So
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  like, where did it? Where did this this whole thing with magic start?
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  Bro? Like were you like were you like the kid in Casper too,
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  remember, like like where his dad was like all this magic stuff has
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  to go? Like, Na, my neighbors showed me Chris Angel on TV.
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  Do you remember that? Yeah? Yeah, and then I thought he
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  was cool at the time, and then I started saving up, you know,
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  doing a bunch of chores, getting like twenty dollars just to buy one
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  trick at a time, reading a bunch of books. And then I got
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  into YouTube around that time too, so I started making videos when I was
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  a kid, so I was like og YouTube times. So that's when I
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  started, And I just did tricks to people in class when you weren't supposed
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  to. So you said you bought one trick at a time, bro,
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  Like, like one trick at a time, and like, is that is
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  that really how it goes? Because magic shop is I want to say it's
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  an American pastime because like it's bro, it's historic, bro. Like it's
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  kind of like a history of the circus. Bro, Like magicians were kind
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  of I want to say they were around before the circus. You know which
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  one's the best one I've been through and I know you've been through it the
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  one at Knots Or am I wrong? There's not something there's I don't know
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  about Knots. But Disney has one. Yeah, they do have a magic
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  shop next to they have a magic shop right in the beginning where Mickey Mouse
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  posted up on Main Street in the beginning, it's the right side and they
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  have yeah, and they have a magic shop there. Would you consider that
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  a good magic shop. Is there a categories where do you go? Get?
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  Mostly online? I get my stuff, but there is one in Studio
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  City that's really good, and I kind of like to shop there because they
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  sell almost the same stuff as what's online, so I could get it instantly
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  and support like a small business. What's that one called, It's called the
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  Magic Apple that's in Studio City. Yeah, it's kind of near universal.
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  See that's all right. So what was the first trick you learned? In
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  what age was this? Because like that's that's kind of like it's a it's
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  a unique hobby and like I said, it's an American pastime. It's almost
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  as classic as as baseball if you really ask me, Like people used this
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  is this is an American thing and it kind of went worldwide, but like
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  America kind of made it. Like people used to travel all around doing that
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  ship. Yeah, I mean, like Whodini is like the most famous magician
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  and that was back in the day in the circus times, you know.
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  But the first trick I learned, I can't tell you that really. I
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  mean when I was six, I learned a trick where I had a coloring
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  book and I made the colors change and like it gets colored in. It's
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  a very basic trick. But then when I was thirteen, that's when I
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  really took it seriously. I started doing like street magic type like card tricks
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  and stuff like that Monty type shit. Yeah is that considered magic? Yeah,
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  they're they're doing like a scam with slide of hand with that. Oh
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  so so I figured there's there's a there's a what is it a they've incorporated
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  the magic aspect to it because it's a scam and you know, yeah,
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  they have like their buddies walk up with the hundreds and then they go,
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  oh, I won, But like then the real people walk up and then
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  they're gonna lose their money every time. And they have like guys in the
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  corner that if you do somehow win, they'll get you. Like whether it's
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  the three card Monty or the three shell game, same thing. Damn.
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  So even if you win, you're not winning. Yeah, you're screwed.
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  Because I've seen it in Venice and in Hollywood. They'll have these guys around
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  the corner like looking all scary, and I know that if you walk past
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  there, they're gonna like stalk you or they're gonna get you because you have
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  the real money. Because there's dudes like fake hundreds over there, or they
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  might have real hundreds, but it's their buddies are all in on it,
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  trying to give me a hundred right now. Real fake motion picture, you
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  said, looks kind of his biggest park. It has motion picture on it.
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  He literally says, they're kind of covering it. It was like it's
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  a little ripped. It looks kind of real. Literally, George says that.
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  George said, I can get introl for that? Can I control for
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  that? George looking like Jo, that's the fellony. I try to use
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  it. As he said, he said, if I get pulled over with
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  this, and I'm like, dude, it literally says motion picture on it,
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  wlllet So I don't know if that's intention. That's what he said.
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  That's what he said. He's like, it's in your wallet, you moron.
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  And I was like a bag that says like prop money. Maybe I
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  don't know why you having that? Yeah, see why you carry you?
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  Other scat gave me this for free. I was. I was at the
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  music festival and someone came up to me and they're like, can I buy
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  that from you? And I was like fake. No. They were like
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  can I buy that from you? And then I was like what and they're
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  like that hat oh. And then I was like how much. I'll give
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  you a hundred right now, and then I was like fuck it. I
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  gave it to him, and then he gave me a hundred, and then
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  five minutes he said, dude, that was a fake hundred. He was
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  trying to fuck with me. And then he's like, here's your hat bag.
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  You can keep that hundred. Be careful with ship like this. So
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  he literally he was literally trying to teach me a lesson, like, hey,
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  don't be a fuck every you might get scat thinking you're a dumb ass
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  bro like you got I was on the sick one dog and at the end
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  of the day, I want him to have my fully toxic cat. Go
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  ahead, wear my fucking merch. Three Eyes says usual fake money. You'll
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  get George Floyd Geordans like ship, someone went there, three eyes? Did
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  three Eyes shut up to three Eyes? He's a homie homie for life for
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  real? Oh, I could hear the sound effects. Yeah, so that
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  what you heard? Yeah, dude, So so like, uh, what
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  age was it you say? You learned the coloring book trick? That was
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  like six years old. It was in the mall, you know, they
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  have like a kiosk with some magic tricks. But then after that, I
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  took like a long break, just you know, being a kid. And
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  then when I was thirteen, that's when I got like inspired and got super
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  into it and just focused like NonStop, practiced every day type of thing.
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  How long does it take to learn the trick? Is? Basically is the
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  coloring book trick? Because I bought this magic trick in uh In Japan and
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  uh In Japan Tokyo Disney, and it was it's like this it has a
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  genie on it and I'm translating it right, and it makes it's about making
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  the coins disappear or something like that, like you make like one coin into
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  three coins. I don't know that trick. Yeah, it's interesting if you
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  have it on you. I wish I did. I haven't opened it up,
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  but it's like it's the g and it's like it has like one coin
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  turns into three coins, and it's crazy. I've mean interested into like I
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  might, I might, I don't know, I'm not. It's not a
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  tutorial. If you showed me the trick. I could be like, oh
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  I know this, or like I could figure it out. I don't mean
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  to interject, but you brought something up. Are there YouTube videos for magic?
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  Yeah, there's channels like that for sure. Yeah, is pond is
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  not illegal borderline stuff? Like in fact, I got so I had a
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  YouTube channel that got removed from YouTube because I got three strikes. And this
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  is like in twenty eleven or twelve, and one of the strikes is from
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  a magic company because I revealed their trick and I was like sixteen or whatever.
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  So that's illegal, is there? Like is a copyright strike? But
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  you can't really copyright magic tricks unless it's like an act of some sort,
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  like a play, because there's some type of lawsuit thing with like Penn and
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  Teller because someone stole act. It was like something with like a plant and
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  then he like takes the shadows and goes like that and it cuts or something.
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  It's very like artistic. It's really cool. I don't fully remember the
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  routine, but yeah, so I got a strike from that from the website
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  I got it from. But I was like sixteen. I wasn't thinking.
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  I'm just like, yeah, I'm gonna teach people this trick. I'll get
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  some views, you know. Yeah, i' it was like a twenty dollars
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  trick. It was so basic. And then after that I stopped doing tutorials.
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  I also got like copyright strike for music because it used the same intro
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  like for every video that was like a copyrighted song. So I didn't think
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  about that. They're really cracking down back then. So yeah, that's crazy
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  though that even for magic there's copyright infringement for that. Yeah, I mean
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  performing it's fine, like right now, like my channel, I just performed
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  stuff, so it's not like a no. I have some reveals on like
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  I get unlisted links, so I like sell some tutorials that are my own
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  tricks I made, so like I could just send them the link like usually
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  I use fiver or something like that, so the order and I'll just instantly
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  message them the link and that's it. It's intellectual property at the end of
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  the day. Like I think it is, like you figured it out first.
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  It's you're kind of trick and I mean think about it for like every
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  comic that that has that, like with you, well, I don't know
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  if you've been spoiled. But like, but what I'm saying, it's like
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  like a lot of comics, well think about it. They have to figure
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  it out. Like like even if like the Ogi comics, they won't show
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  them the ropes. All the ropes will be like you know, you're gonna
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  get seasoned yourself and you're gonna learn, and then at some point we just
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  keep giving you pointers, but I'm never gonna reveal, Hey, this is
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  how you structure a joke. This is how you do this. Don't work
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  on these puns. Like I said, you're different. No no, no,
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  no no. And as much as you want to say I'm blessed living
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  with George doesn't mean that full roll my set. You get to learn things
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  because you live with the comics, so you do learn to pick up things.
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  But you're right, these fools don't want to give the don't want to
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  give the rundown. They don't want to give the rundown. Nobody really wants
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  to give the rundown. They won't tell you. And even when you get
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  it right, they won't tell you you got it. They'll just they know,
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  like they can see they're like, all right, bro, this wool
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  has it. But they won't tell you you got it. It's kind of
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  like a magician will be like, you killed the shit outd of that trick.
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  I'd be like, well, I can do that shit too. They
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  won't teach them. So like this is what I've said. Let's say I
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  gotta teach you from one to ten. I'm not going to teach you all
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  the way to ten. I'll do you get your A or no, no,
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  no no. I like you. You're my homie, but I'm not
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  giving you the ten dog. I'm ten. I'll give you nine. I'll
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  give you as close as I can, but I'm gonna give you every tip
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  and trick because ironed it. At the end of day, I earned it.
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  So I do think you Solomon. So I gotta ask you. You
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  said you bought twenty dollars trick, right, yeah, what is the most
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  expensive trick? What is the average trick? What is a trick to impress
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  someone? Because you tell me twenty dollars trick, I'm like, yeah,
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  Chris crick, Chris Angels not signing twenty dollars tricks. I'm talking like what
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  is a like what is a baller like? Where you're like, bro,
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  that's a price of trick like like have you heard him Offero a magician like
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  that? For tank K five K, like I'm even copper Field, Yeah,
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  that's I'm talking numbers like that. So a lot of like David Copperfield
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  or like Blaine or any of them, they have consultants stay higher to help
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  them create new stuff. That's why they have like the top notch creative tricks
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  that are like next level. So they have like a team of people.
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  I think it's similar to maybe comedians have writers sometimes or like a show has
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  writers or something like that. So they have that edge. But as far
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  as tricks, like the most expensive thing I bought is probably like three hundred
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  dollars, Like that's still pretty good because some of it uses electronics or like
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  a special app or something weird like that. I try not to use apps.
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  But can you show us like your best twenty dollars trick? Well,
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  like, yeah, I got like five or six random tricks I think are
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  good. Okay, So before before you you go on that, like I
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  wanted to ask you a really serious question because a lot of people think that
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  magic. It's not like like I fuck with spiritual magic, bro, Like
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  I got a godmother you know I do you know that's like my religion of
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  practice. Bro, this is my thing that's considered a magic and religious aspect.
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  And there's some ship right there or like I'm like, all right,
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  bro, some of this ship is just unexplainable. There's sometimes some parts of
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  magic or like I can't help but to really be convinced some did you rock
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  the train tracks and made a deal with somehow like did you go? Did
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  you did you summon something like the last? Because all right, look bro,
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  like we had what Dante Dante something Davante but he's he's a pretty fucking
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  famous one, and like like I don't get how these like have you ever
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  heard of this guy's name? He came on the podcast maybe like I mean
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  like a year ago almost Okay. So he does this trick where he's like,
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  hey, bro, think about one person, like the name you call
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  them, the nickname, whatever it is. Think about that person and he's
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  gonna write it on a card, bro, And he does his shuffle and
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  all this thing, and they have never seen this dude get the name wrong
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  and and he writes it out and I'm like he's technically reading your mind.
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  Okay, And that ship fucked me up because I said, Okay, he's
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  not literally that okay, he said he's not. I could do something similar,
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  but not. I don't know. I could figure something out later that
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  Oh yeah, when he made this ship, you know, and I like
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  literally like try to like not that I try to funk it up, but
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  I was like trying to get my hand a joint. It was a joint
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  that he's one road like earlier or something, and we're kind of convinced that
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  he's like he sold his soul. So okay, so that soul. But
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  I'm not saying he's bad. I'm not hating. Yeah, I'm just saying
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  that there's not we're not selling our souls. If I did, I wouldn't
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  be doing card tricks, you know, I'd be like I'd like selling people
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  in half and then winning the lottery. Instantly, I think that's what the
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  person I thought. I was like, why are you here? Then?
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  Yeah? Why you hear that? Doing something else? Doing you a favor
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  accent, making the pyramids disappear and reappear. I don't know what I would
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  that would be solid trick. Obviously, this is it was all a trick
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  we all got. But then I don't believe that ship would because how do
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  you get the name that's like, that's my grandpa's name, Bro, you
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  don't even know my grandpa's. Mentalism and magic are kind of like two different
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  sub categories, and he's probably doing a mentalism piece where he's reading your mind.
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  Mentalism is real if you want to be. I mean the moment was
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  real. I mean it's as real as you could get. I'm not gonna
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  claim I'm doing any real magic. I didn't sell my soul. I mean,
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  I don't think he comes so so he he came in with more of
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  that vibe what he's mentalist. I might be Chris Angel I sold my He
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  didn't come off where like hit his He came off on this visual about every
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  no I could tell. And that's like two different vibes. Because he came
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  in here and like watch this, I'm gonna read your mind, your life,
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  and when he does your life, it's probably realizing. It's probably amazing.
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  I've been amazed by a mind reading trick myself because I saw a magician
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  and he had me write something down ahead of time, and I looked at
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  the clipboard, I looked at everything, because I'm a magician, and then
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  I crumpled it up and later on he read everyone's mind who wrote stuff down?
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  I don't know how he did it because I kept the paper. So
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  he's not even fools me. Okay, so you think it's magic, he's
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  gonna sit there in time, then he's fucking sold. Do you see what
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  you But I couldn't fig it out. So stuff does fool me, and
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  it doesn't have to fool me to be impressive either. Like it could be
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  something where I'm like, oh, he did that really well. I respect
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  it. You know, hey, now I understand it. Now. Maybe
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  it could be some braille write it on the card, or maybe, like
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  I say, he fills it out. I don't know, man. Or
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  here here's another one. Okay, I've never been here. I almost had
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  the chance to go, but someone flaked on me. And he's alos been
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  there, and he told me, dude, it's one of the best magic.
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  Yeah. Disappeared at the bar bro I got in when I was like
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  fifteen. I auditioned and then and then I went to one meeting and then
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  I didn't go back ever again. So I have a weird experience with that.
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  So I was just not did they try to Nickelodeon you No, no,
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  no, no, no, no quite on set, none of that
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  happened. No, just I was like really shy back then. I was
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  like super quiet, and like also I didn't have any money to pay the
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  dues. And then also I lived in Orange County back then, so like
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  I had to drive far and I didn't have a car, so everything was
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  like I had to get a ride from like my dad or whatever. And
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  then it's just too much. So I went once. It was just a
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  bunch of guys like flicking cards around being cool. That's pretty much it.
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  But you do learn stuff, I'm sure it's great. Like there's a library
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  that opened up with like the magic book case like you see on Like he'd
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  been there and he told me it was he came back. He was like,
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  bro, they were pulling cats out of nowhere. But like cats,
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  there was one person, one person that there wasn't a cat. It was
• 20:00
  a bird. Oh yeah, I don't know if you could train a cat
• 20:03
  that well no, no, but it was it was a bird. And
• 20:06
  I was like, what do you But it was just like one and like
• 20:11
  he literally like it was like a light bulb and I was like like it
• 20:15
  was more of a very interactive. There was three types of magic. There
• 20:18
  was old school magic, which the guy came out with the hat and all
• 20:21
  this stuff and very classic ship. Then there was Yeah. Then there was
• 20:23
  this like immersive magic where I was like, oh, this is some scenery
• 20:27
  ship. The scenery changes and like he brings a light bulb about and he
• 20:30
  put this blanket over it and then the bird was there and he was like
• 20:34
  it was yeah. I was like, what the fuck? Bro, Like,
• 20:37
  I've been there like three times, just like it took me two auditions
• 20:41
  to get in. So I went there twice. And then the one meeting
• 20:45
  that I did go to, I just walked around and like I went like
• 20:48
  underground, above ground. I was like walking around. These guys are like,
• 20:52
  what are you doing in here? I'm like, I don't know.
• 20:52
  I just kept walking. There's some really nice weird rooms in there that are
• 20:56
  like all felt and like old school looking and magical. But I'm not saying
• 21:03
  I hate it or anything, but I just haven't gone back. I probably
• 21:07
  have to like re audition or something that's to say, like imagine the audition,
• 21:10
  Like it's like, how is it like an open mic? Bro?
• 21:11
  Like you know, like where it's like we go up there to do some
• 21:14
  stand up. It's like you got seven minutes. Yeah, five minutes I
• 21:18
  think for the magic. Oh well that's about the Yeah, seven minutes is
• 21:22
  generous. I'm glad people. Some people are like, hey, let's give
• 21:23
  them too extra minutes. That's crazy. I didn't imagine that they had open
• 21:26
  mics five minutes for imagine, it's like, what's your headliner? Don't know
• 21:30
  if it's an open mic. It's just like you audition and then you're in
• 21:33
  forever. Yeah, I'm just looking at it like an open mic. I
• 21:36
  can't imagine, like yo, like all right, you got five either you
• 21:38
  fucking in, you're out. Yeah. And then I got to watch some
• 21:41
  of the auditions. After you're done, you can sit in the crowd.
• 21:45
  And I watched and stall like some people did the same tricks, Like you
• 21:48
  see five people doing the same trick because it just came out that year,
• 21:52
  so they're doing the hip new trick. So everyone was doing it, and
• 21:55
  I'm like, oh no. So there's like new updated tricks and stuff every
• 21:59
  almost like every two days, there's a new trick on the market. It's
• 22:00
  insane. You can't keep up, it's like down. You can download them
• 22:04
  now, so it's instant. You don't have to have like a book VT.
• 22:08
  Okay, So there's there's there's there's tricks with an app involved. Some
• 22:15
  of them have apps, but the downloads are literally like you have an account
• 22:21
  on the website and it just downloads like a file. Or they give you
• 22:23
  the passwords so you can go on like Vimeo or whatever and then type in
• 22:27
  the password and you have access. But you paid like thirty forty whatever dollars
• 22:32
  and then you learn the trick and then they ship the item too. It's
• 22:34
  just there's many different ways. It's like Netflix or something, you know,
• 22:40
  but magic, I guess, but yeah, I don't buy that much magic
• 22:45
  just once in a while. All right, out of the tricks that you
• 22:47
  brought today, what's your newest trick, like the latest one? No,
• 22:51
  no, no, we're just I mean, I'm pretty sure you wants the
• 22:53
  shows from like I don't want to. Yeah, you know what can we
• 22:56
  get into the first one? Yeah? Yeah? Something? Let me drink
• 22:59
  water first, go ahead, a little schmoky in here. All I'm thinking
• 23:02
  about is like when you drink water, I'm thinking about like I would have
• 23:06
  thought he was. He would have started pulling out the thinking something like you
• 23:10
  know David Blaine when he puts the frogs in his mouth and needs the water
• 23:15
  to keep water inside it. I mean, I know that's like crazy.
• 23:18
  Nothing. I gotta take my off of this. Alright, got a corn,
• 23:22
  but that's for later. Let's try this. Okay, you're ready?
• 23:27
  Yeah, all right? Start with you here. Just tap any card you
• 23:32
  want, just tap it, yeah, whatever you want, all right,
• 23:36
  take the card all right, you could show everyone there, it's fine if
• 23:44
  I see it. Actually, you're just sign the front of the card like
• 23:48
  the face right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sign it like,
• 23:56
  sign it with my signature, yeah yeah, or whatever you want really close,
• 24:03
  all right, show it to the camera my name, all right,
• 24:07
  perfect, this is what we're gonna do. Take it to make sure,
• 24:17
  place it in the middle like that. Actually, X, you might need
• 24:22
  this coin here? Can you sign the coin? I know you're using both
• 24:26
  hands right now, so it's probably hard. Yeah, sign the coin,
• 24:32
  Jared, I'll send up a bite. My join is gone, all right,
• 24:38
  all right? Perfect. If he makes it into a Pokemon card,
• 24:41
  dog it up well like transferred. But I'm gonna let that dry there then
• 24:47
  I've got some papers here, you know papers, run it all right,
• 24:51
  I'm gonna wrap the coin. That's a great signature there, right, I'm
• 24:56
  gonna wrap it up in this paper here. Then you picked a card,
• 25:00
  right, yeah, making sure the angles are good. Here, I'm gonna
• 25:03
  place the coin on top. If it doesn't stay there, you go.
• 25:08
  Then I've got a lighter here. All right, I'm gonna move this because
• 25:14
  al right, all right, bro, the coin is gone ship all right,
• 25:18
  Yeah, you're filming this, give me a second. Alright, alright,
• 25:22
  watch if you just take it like that actually burns the deck. Look
• 25:29
  look, put out your finger like this. Look it's still smoky. Bro,
• 25:36
  there's more. It's actually hot too. Oh god, it really singed
• 25:41
  here take it, put it through your finger if you want. Look at
• 25:45
  all right, it landed right. Here's a little paper left, no way,
• 25:51
  no way, right there, you're damn bro. All right, all
• 25:55
  right and give them run to Applaus for that one, bro. I finger
• 26:00
  that finger that Oh yeah, penetration, all right, you could keep always.
• 26:10
  I might need this for laundry or something. Finger the card alright?
• 26:14
  What else? Yeah? Damn? That's how long did How long did that
• 26:18
  trick? Take you to learn. I'm not sure I learned it like eight
• 26:22
  ten years ago, maybe more so, I haven't done it in like,
• 26:26
  I don't know, four or five years I did all oh yeah, yeah,
• 26:30
  yeah, yeah, I'm not used to being a podcast. We're having
• 26:33
  that conversation. We just know, yeah, yeah, I haven't done this
• 26:36
  in years. Like it was on fourth of July. Lasted it because it's
• 26:38
  like a fire trick. But I incorporated with the with the papers that I
• 26:44
  have, even though I don't I know. I was gonna say, it's
• 26:47
  like people are the child. They're like gome be over giving him a joint.
• 26:49
  I'm just like, it doesn't smoke. I'm straight edge, are you?
• 26:53
  Yeah? I drank like one sip of alcohol in my life, but
• 26:57
  that was like when I was around the time I was starting magic. But
• 27:00
  other than that, he has is that like I'm like to focus, like
• 27:03
  to make sure your magic is precise or like how or is that just's decision
• 27:08
  I made. I don't know. It's probably I listened to a lot of
• 27:11
  like hardcore music and stuff and they're into that, so I think that kind
• 27:14
  of influenced me. But it's so crazy that you say that I don't.
• 27:18
  I mean Mexican, so I don't. We don't listen to hardcore or metal.
• 27:21
  But when I found out that they promote being sober and red age,
• 27:25
  so I was like, I know some of them, but it's it's like
• 27:27
  you said, it's a big part of the industry, but in the metal
• 27:30
  believe it. I couldn't believe it. I was like, wait, what
• 27:33
  in the metal metal? But like hardcore is like more like in between metal
• 27:37
  and punk kind of. But like, yeah, they're into like the drug
• 27:41
  free stuff really super so it's crazy concerts are drinking heavily and smoking everyone,
• 27:48
  so it's hardcore mostly. Yeah, I'm into both, Like I'm into like
• 27:51
  the heaviest stuff possible pretty much. Do you know about this, right,
• 27:53
  You're the only one that listens to that kind of stuff. But what hardcore
• 27:56
  music? But these are promoting sober and this and ship some of them do,
• 28:00
  some of them don't. Yeah, some of them don't. Like no,
• 28:03
  but it's just it's to me, it's just crazy to even hear that
• 28:06
  people. Because I'm Mexican, I assume you all like all they're on coked,
• 28:08
  they're like hardcore. I'm just usually think stereotypical. Yeah, I mean
• 28:12
  a stereotypical asshole. But I literally when I heard it, I'm like,
• 28:15
  that's what up? Like you can and I'm people go to like music past
• 28:18
  not for nothing, but sometimes it's just I was like, yeah, I
• 28:21
  bet shoot up to that song exactly Pieces of Ships, but like, oh
• 28:25
  they're on crack or like there's no gota be Like it's gotta be like something
• 28:30
  hardcore bro like heroins hardcore. Yeah, like would you ever pick your would
• 28:33
  you ever picture picture of mosh pit of sober people? That happens, yeah
• 28:37
  a lot, And to me, I would always assume they're coked out.
• 28:40
  Drawn of them get like uh like when they're running around or doing whatever,
• 28:44
  like they'll get more tired because they're already drunk, like before the first band
• 28:48
  and then they're just going and they're like sweating so much so they can't even
• 28:51
  handle it. They talk about it like I'm gonna go pit so hard and
• 28:53
  they're just like dead halfway through, and I'm like it's fine with me because
• 28:57
  I'm just jogging around there. You go, makes sense all that? Yeah,
• 29:03
  you have seen a food in wheelchair in the pit. I've seen a
• 29:06
  video of a crowd surfing. I've seen that one, but I'm just like
• 29:08
  imagined a pit. I'm just like, how do you not knock him down?
• 29:12
  I'm so glad that you're not into like that type of music. I
• 29:15
  can't imagine you in a pitch just socking fools. You were not supposed to
• 29:18
  really do that. But there is like this crowd killing that they do a
• 29:22
  hardcore I wouldn't be I wouldn't be. No, you would, bigger than
• 29:26
  me, would bigger. Yeah, there's always somebody bigger, bro like I
• 29:30
  don't know, he's on a pretty big full. There's like very low chance
• 29:33
  of anyone bigger. There's I've seen way bigger foods guys. Yeah, and
• 29:37
  like fucking buff ass fools like you, Like you can't uh you get knocked
• 29:42
  out there. You gotta be ready for that. There's a show I want
• 29:47
  to I'm trying to think it's like a fighter, but I don't think he's
• 29:49
  a fighter anymore. I don't follow that stuff. I think his name is
• 29:52
  like Josh Barnett. Do you know this guy or heard of his name?
• 29:55
  Yeah, it's like I think he's the UFC of some sort. He hosted
• 29:59
  a metal show for like a like a relief of something or is like a
• 30:03
  natural disaster. And then later on he got off stage because he was like
• 30:06
  announcing it, and then he was in the pit and he's just like just
• 30:10
  throwing everybody as if they're rag dolls. I'm like, I'm not gonna go
• 30:14
  near that. Oh that's crazy. So there are some super jacked people in
• 30:18
  there. Like I wish like if like I had a homie like The Big
• 30:22
  Show. Wrong. Yeah, yeah, like like somebody like The Big Show.
• 30:26
  We just picked somebody up like that, slam them, yeah, slam
• 30:30
  him, like, no problem. Just that's kind of crazy. That's kind
• 30:33
  of crazy. I'm glad people like that are not cops. Imagine I food
• 30:37
  like a cop just picking you up, like once he gets you, he's
• 30:38
  killing you. That's how cops should fucking look, that's the cops should be
• 30:42
  able. You want like a flint netflin fucking giants running around here, giants
• 30:48
  dog new flum giants as cops. I'm down, dog. All of a
• 30:52
  sudden, every would have stop stealing ship, everybody stops acting a muck dog
• 30:56
  dog. Yeah, you had nefinitin type giants. Though, people would be
• 30:59
  like fuck the cops or something to be scared of. That's what the way
• 31:03
  it should be. You should reconsider any crib you're doing because there's cops out
• 31:06
  there now, they're like, who cares. They don't get here till like
• 31:07
  an hour later, you know what. I fucking saw that, so and
• 31:11
  I was thinking, I was like, man, this this could be game
• 31:15
  changers. So there's technology to let's let us talk to animals, right and
• 31:18
  all this stuff. And I'm just like, the moment i get to be
• 31:22
  able to talk to monkeys, I'm starting my own military. Think about it,
• 31:26
  bro, Like you could have monkey security guards. You can have monkey
• 31:30
  security gorillas, because like you be able to communicate with these fools, you
• 31:33
  got to convince them to protect you. Well, you could. You could
• 31:37
  ask them why not if they have a lot. If they say no,
• 31:41
  they're gonna be like, hey, would you protect me? Like be like
• 31:42
  you work for me? No, they're stronger than you. Yeah, I
• 31:45
  know, but that's why you gotta you gotta think about, well they're not.
• 31:48
  If they're they're not dumb animals, eventually you gotta treat them good.
• 31:53
  Well, you know I'm not gonna I'm not gonna treat them bad or business
• 31:59
  partners. At that point, all of a sudden, what happened to slaves?
• 32:02
  That's difference you started with. I didn't say they were gonna be slaves,
• 32:06
  Xaber. I said they were gonna bork as a security patrol. Gorilla
• 32:10
  militia is more realistic. Now think about it. If these was really figured
• 32:15
  it out, that's like once this is one of those technology pieces that like
• 32:19
  could really end up being planned of the apes. They could command them to
• 32:23
  do whatever you want if you just feed them or yeah, like like a
• 32:27
  mansion or whatever giving them. Imagine it is great, we're not giving now
• 32:32
  you're going Now you're going over only are only for migrants? What are we
• 32:37
  gonna do? What are we gonna give them? Hr next? Human resources
• 32:43
  are not even human they need rights. But like, but think about it,
• 32:45
  these fools are gonna like they know they're strongly so the moment you start
• 32:50
  trusting them like, they could do across you. But that's why you got
• 32:52
  to just be in the good side with them, Like you can't like just
• 32:54
  the moment you mistreat these foods, because these feels ain't afraid to kill themselves.
• 32:58
  I've seen this whole documentary what monkeys kill yeah for not to kill,
• 33:02
  not samurai style, but they kill each other like like they're not afraid to
• 33:06
  kill each other. Bro. Like if if like you don't cut it,
• 33:08
  these fools jump you, like jail style Alphabe on Netflix. Yeah, I
• 33:13
  saw half of it. There's like one guy and he's like yeah, and
• 33:16
  then one of them who he couldn't like he couldn't make friends or something like
• 33:21
  that, and they're like, hey, bro, nobody funcks at you and
• 33:22
  they call him slipping and they beat them to death. That's just crazy.
• 33:27
  Bro. Monkeys are savage, like I didn't think about. I thought,
• 33:30
  oh yeah, I mean they I know, I know they have gangs.
• 33:32
  They gang up on they gang up. There's like crist blood ye bloods between
• 33:37
  them, and they like have territory agreements like mob like they need each other
• 33:42
  what they eat each other. They're not cannibals. They saw each other like
• 33:45
  some species of monkey like but it's very It's like they probably gotta be like
• 33:50
  an islander monkey. Yeah, Bro, there's different types of monkeys areywhere like
• 33:57
  I've really looked into like the amount of my primates they are on the earth.
• 34:00
  There's a shipload bro, like literally a shipload on. Some of them
• 34:04
  like bamboozie meat. Bamboozie meat. Yeah, they eat meat. They're like
• 34:07
  a hybrid. Oh bamboos. Yeah, that is how he's saying. Bamboom,
• 34:13
  I'm bad boom. Sorry. I was like, what are you saying,
• 34:15
  I've had three shows. I'm tired, bro. Yeah, like I'm
• 34:22
  like saying, yeah bat boom from the Light King eat all right, yeah,
• 34:29
  Bro, when you're hungry, you're hunger. When you're hungry, you're
• 34:31
  hungry. Bro. I've said a thousand times. If me and heeds On
• 34:35
  ever flying, the plane goes down and I gotta eat these on I'm eating
• 34:37
  the zone probably gonna get you high. It's fine, you're high out there.
• 34:43
  You're probably gonna get sick too. Why you're gonna inherit the herpes.
• 34:47
  They're gonna have double herpes. Well, I'm cooking your meat extra fucking well,
• 34:52
  dog, I'm not risking it with it. It sounds like you've thought
• 34:54
  about eating me for a while. Bro, this is very kind of scary.
• 34:58
  I'm not traveling with you. I'm glad you can't leave the United States
• 35:00
  and everyone know. Just letting everyone know if you fly with me and the
• 35:02
  plane goes down, I will you you probably die on crash. But have
• 35:07
  you ever taken the Universal back? I know, I know what to do
• 35:10
  when I know, yeah, we know what to do. When you used
• 35:14
  to work at Universal, you know they used to have a magic shop there
• 35:16
  too, when the nineties, Bro, they used to have a magic shop.
• 35:20
  Bro. I think it was before Harry potter Land got built. Yeah,
• 35:23
  I was there when it was getting built, like, but when it
• 35:27
  opened, I was like the opening team of Like I was a dishwasher,
• 35:30
  so he's made that. He used to make the disappear from dirty to clean.
• 35:37
  No. No, but like there used to be a magic shop.
• 35:39
  But back in the day when they used to have a mark the Marvel Studio
• 35:44
  cafe that they had there at one point, I don't remember any of that.
• 35:46
  I remember being a kid going to the Marvel Studio cafe. You remember
• 35:50
  going to their ring. Yeah, that ship was one of a kind.
• 35:52
  And then like I remember like going in there. Just that was the time
• 35:57
  before the old King Kong Ride burned down. So this was when King Kong
• 36:00
  used to fucking Yeah, like the big mouth King Kong used to come around
• 36:04
  and used to hold a broken thumb Yeah, he had like a broken thumb.
• 36:07
  It's like a wire sticky out. But then also it had Spider Man
• 36:10
  before. Yeah, like he's hanging or something. But didn't make sense because
• 36:14
  like Spider Man and King Kong, like, yeah, it was it was
• 36:16
  it was like some some kind of random combination. But yeah, I remember
• 36:21
  that ship. They used to have a magic shop though, and it used
• 36:23
  to be a very small magic shop. It was the early nineties though.
• 36:25
  That was the first team Parker. I went to damn Universal Studios. I
• 36:30
  went on back Draft, right, Oh, I've been on that. It's
• 36:35
  hot. That ship was scary. It's like a real explosion. Yeah,
• 36:37
  like that ship was fucking scary, bro, Like you're really in the fire.
• 36:39
  I was like, this is thinking of it now. I was like
• 36:43
  that they had to get rid of it. That is a very dangerous,
• 36:45
  right, you could feel the heat blast. Yeah, like that ship was
• 36:49
  hell dangerous. Cool back draft, bro, like that shit was like fun,
• 36:52
  Like that's it's based It's based on a fucking firefighter movie. Dog.
• 36:57
  I don't not want to know what these men go on low key being in
• 37:00
  the place like that. If something word to malfunction that I would not want
• 37:04
  to be inside that they do have their own fire department. I think,
• 37:07
  yeah, they do. You pass by when you're going down the Fine Dogs,
• 37:10
  Oh no, bro, it'll be fine. Then they used to have
• 37:15
  e t Et route was sick. Yeah, you could see the little town
• 37:19
  below. I went to the Orlando one like a few years ago, and
• 37:22
  they say your name at the end, and it's like really creepy because it's
• 37:24
  in uh ET's voice and like it's like very creepy. Yeah, that's kind
• 37:30
  of weird name. They still have that there. Uh This was like twenty
• 37:35
  seventeen, so if they still have the at right, that'll be sick.
• 37:38
  Because I do plan to go to Orlando soon. It's kind of better.
• 37:43
  Yeah, the Disneyland and the fucking Universal is better. So I'm probably gonna
• 37:46
  go to both parks. Not gonna lie. Do you spend? I did
• 37:52
  it and the whole week I heard it, but I heard it takes seven
• 37:55
  days just for Disney takes three days. Yeah. I went to Epcot and
• 38:00
  I didn't like it, so I just left, like I went there real
• 38:02
  quick for like two hours hours is not real quick. Yeah, I went
• 38:09
  to another one I caught. It's its own thing. Yeah, there's like
• 38:13
  four Disney parks. That's what I'm saying. They literally people tell me it
• 38:15
  takes like dude, They're like, did you name the four? No,
• 38:20
  just a Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom. Actually that one got shut down.
• 38:25
  There was just the Gator at the Baby. I went there that same trip.
• 38:29
  I went to that one. I skipped one of them. I went
• 38:31
  to the normal Disney. I don't know what that's called, but whatever's just
• 38:36
  Disneyland over there. Disney World World Okay, yeah it should have been obvious.
• 38:40
  Yeah, but Disney World that's pretty fly, though. Man, I
• 38:44
  want to go. That's on my list is here I'm going. Yeah.
• 38:46
  The Animal one has an avatar ride that's like really realistic, like you're riding
• 38:51
  on the whatever those beasts that they have. It feels real like I stayed
• 38:54
  in line forever. You connect the tentacles to your beats. That no,
• 39:00
  they say that, they say, that's like probably one of the best rides.
• 39:04
  I waited for like two hours. I was sitting there forever, and
• 39:08
  the audude like fuck that. I'm crippled. At that point, bro,
• 39:12
  I'm like I was talking to some like old couple from like Louisiana with this
• 39:15
  accent I've never heard. It is really interesting. But they were nice.
• 39:19
  It was like a hundred degrees but raining also off humidity. You don't want
• 39:23
  to bono chicks in that weather. Yeah, like the weather right now that's
• 39:27
  coming up. For the weather that's coming up right now, and for Disney
• 39:30
  Bro, like it's not it d like, I'm not looking forward to it.
• 39:32
  This This is the time where I stopped going to the parks unless it's
• 39:36
  like early and I get out of stuff. Yeah, but straight up that
• 39:42
  ship that shit? Do you feel contact? I I don't know, but
• 39:45
  my throat is getting dry, which is not good for talking. I don't
• 39:51
  know. Yeah, that but have you seen any of like have you ever
• 39:57
  like, I mean, let's go to Universal. They just go too.
• 39:59
  You can travel there. I'll go there. Yeah, I'm cool there.
• 40:02
  Yeah. Yeah, you've been to Orlando, no reason, No, never
• 40:07
  been in Orlando. I'm cool. Now I go to what is it that's
• 40:10
  no Orleans, right, Florida? That's not no Bro, Orlando, Florida.
• 40:17
  Different Florida. Yeah, I've been to Florida. Then I've been to
• 40:21
  Miami. Yeah that's Florida. I don't know how far it is because I've
• 40:25
  only been once to three. I've got to tell the people with the light
• 40:29
  I have got out that that's embarrassing. It has to be something like you
• 40:34
  gotta be like something like you gotta be you gotta say something realistic, bro,
• 40:38
  I think you can fake the fucking like. I saw this. I
• 40:42
  saw his video but it got banned. Of this one guy, he was
• 40:45
  like, watch me go from normal to down as like foo and he like
• 40:52
  like he fucking found a way to fucking put like this extra layer of makeup
• 40:54
  to make himself give himself a little down syndrome look. And I was like,
• 41:00
  you can do that. I was like, dude, the Special Olympics
• 41:01
  could be ragged. Here goes. He's only again. I'm about to become
• 41:06
  a world class champion box Yeah. Bro. So anything about Penn and Teller
• 41:19
  Riley? What are the Oh they're good, they're great. I wish they
• 41:22
  could see him live the show or like them in general, or because they
• 41:27
  have a TV show. Oh well, they're like their Vegas show because they
• 41:30
  always do Vegas right. Yeah, I've always wanted to see it, but
• 41:32
  I rarely see Vegas shows when I'm there. I like never have enough money
• 41:37
  it's like all gone in like two days, not from gambling. Oh I
• 41:40
  wasn't gonna say, like, oh no. They have very like corporate style
• 41:47
  magic shops. For the most part over there is, at least in the
• 41:50
  hotels. They don't really offer the best things. It's mostly for tourists or
• 41:54
  beginners that just want to make a card, float or whatever. You know.
• 41:58
  That's pretty cool, though, I said, you make car, that's
• 42:01
  something dinner. I mean, it's fun, but can you show can he
• 42:06
  show us the tricks? Something super simple? Right now? We're like,
• 42:08
  yo, next Thanksgiving, everybody on the show can something like it's not even
• 42:14
  considered revealing where you won't even like really get in trouble like yo, because
• 42:16
  you have a cigarette. Bust the one the Holman showed us. I don't
• 42:20
  have a cigarette. A cigarette on the vanishing one. Yeah, and he
• 42:25
  goes like this behind your thumb. Oh we fell for it hard. Oh
• 42:29
  well, there is another version. You could tape a toothpick and you hold
• 42:31
  it and you go or whatever, and you go like that. I never
• 42:35
  do it, but when I was a kid, it was like the simple
• 42:37
  basic ones like beginner ship that I wish I could teach you wait, so
• 42:43
  is magic on tooth picks and tape? I don't have tape today, but
• 42:46
  I do use some tricks using tape once in a while. Damn see.
• 42:53
  But I like how he's honest because the other guy was trying to give us
• 42:55
  no clue. According to him, he was a fucking the devil. I
• 43:00
  love them, like the reactions that people have called me, like you're a
• 43:05
  demon, and like run away like David Blaine Stock. That's hilarious. I
• 43:07
  love that. Who usually says you're a demon? I picture that coming from
• 43:10
  black person mostly Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the best audience. Yeah,
• 43:15
  that's what I was gonna say. Dog, Like, if you ever
• 43:17
  want to while somebody like once I learned that magic, the thing with the
• 43:21
  coins, guess who I'm going to my neighbors. You're telling me. You're
• 43:24
  telling me if you learn magic, you want and leave Compton. Oh you'd
• 43:29
  be like the I walk around cool. I tried to do magic there like
• 43:35
  years ago, to make a video, but like no one would say yes
• 43:37
  to being on the video. It was just difficult to get anybody, so
• 43:40
  I just gave up. Yeah, I was just outside of like best Buy
• 43:45
  or whatever they have over there. I don't know. I haven't been for
• 43:47
  a long time. I'm not gonna lie if I'm like a black Eye and
• 43:51
  you pull up like can I do magic on you? And you got a
• 43:54
  car, you got a recording, and show like you gonna get a shot.
• 43:57
  Boy, It's probably not the best look. It sounds like I'm trying
• 44:01
  to prank them or something, because even David Blaine, like I mean,
• 44:04
  it's still like you never want to get recorded because you know you don't know
• 44:07
  what someone's doing on you. Like I'm just always like, well, the
• 44:08
  thing is ahead viating when you know you would see him levitated? Is he
• 44:16
  really levitating? Like like is that all legies field the trick? Hey,
• 44:21
  dude, Like you know what I'm wondering that guy that fucking like read the
• 44:24
  vibe. I was like, imagine you, like you think of like a
• 44:27
  fucking word that he can't say, like mister white comic And he's like,
• 44:30
  what's the name are you thinking of? Nigga? Yeah, Like it's like
• 44:34
  saying broke. I should have wrote down as my uncle's name. You know
• 44:38
  how I sat my uncle's name. You know what I call my uncle and
• 44:42
  words that would have been hilarious if you say funck, dude, you really
• 44:45
  call it your uncle he's Italian, though he probably would have said it.
• 44:49
  That's the next time I'm doing that. Anytime a magician says, right,
• 44:52
  your name, trick, saw you, bits on you and word things similar
• 44:55
  to that. So maybe don't do it to me and that trick. Can
• 45:02
  you imagine he's like, you ruined it. You make me look like a
• 45:07
  non magician. I know the war is sad. You would kind of find
• 45:09
  out how the trick was done because I would start laughing or reacting. You
• 45:14
  would already know that I know what you wrote down. You know that's hilarious.
• 45:16
  That was so bad. That's the moment I'm busting out the Yugo card
• 45:21
  reverse trap card, trap card you got guy? Yeah, Bro, that
• 45:27
  was a badass game. Remember Yugo was his own era. It was a
• 45:31
  Pokemon guy. So I collected both Yu gi Oh Pokemon. I even had
• 45:37
  a Warhammer phase. Do you remember those little miniatures? I don't know,
• 45:40
  but I went to a Yugyoh competition thinking I was like good because I played
• 45:45
  with my cousins, saw the Asian kids. Actually that's why I faced up
• 45:49
  against it and it was like an Asian girl, like really small, and
• 45:52
  then her brother was standing there, the older brother. This is all real.
• 45:55
  First off, they check your deck for fake cards. I had a
• 45:59
  bunch of fake one so they took all those. How do you know that?
• 46:01
  I mean, I know they know, but like, did you know?
• 46:05
  Oh you know? I had all the good ones and then go in
• 46:07
  there they take them all I had. You know, Exodia, you have
• 46:09
  all five pieces back then? I think it's banned now, but back then
• 46:13
  you could still win the game if you had all five right, so was
• 46:15
  it? You could just win the game, but you have to draw them,
• 46:19
  so it's really hard. So it's in a deck of fifty or something,
• 46:22
  and I had four pieces but not the head for some reason. So
• 46:27
  I just kept that just so like they'd be scared that I had Exodia or
• 46:30
  something. And then like right away, I wasn't playing by the rules at
• 46:35
  all, Like I I would play with my rules. I don't even know.
• 46:38
  It's a whole it's a whole get down, bro, like you to
• 46:40
  summon the good cards. So like there's these little stars on there. And
• 46:44
  I didn't know the concept because when I played with my cousins, like we
• 46:46
  didn't. Yeah, we didn't. We just probably dragon boom it's there.
• 46:51
  But she's like she's like telling your brother. She's like, brother, brother,
• 46:54
  come over here. And then I'm like, oh god, because I
• 46:58
  didn't know how to play. And then she's like, you have to summon
• 47:00
  it. I'm like, all right, I summon it, put it down,
• 47:05
  and that's's like that's how you play. And then her brother's like,
• 47:07
  do you even know to play? I'm like, yeah, I play all
• 47:08
  the time. What do you mean, like I have this card? And
• 47:10
  then he's like, you have to sacrifice your monster. I'm like, I
• 47:13
  don't know what to do. So I was like, I collected my cards,
• 47:15
  I just left and I paid five dollars to get in and that's all
• 47:20
  I did. Just like lost forfeit. That's an easy loss, that's an
• 47:23
  easy out. I guess I didn't know how to play. I was playing
• 47:25
  that well with my friends and cousins, and what you know how to play
• 47:29
  Pokemon? Do you know how to play Pokemon? I kind of had this.
• 47:31
  I had the same experience at the Santa Monica mall when they had the
• 47:34
  whole thing. But I originally got drawn because I saw the commercial on WB
• 47:37
  about like get this limited editionmute promo card. That was what you're going to
• 47:42
  be there if you just show up. And I was like, oy,
• 47:44
  I'll get into competition. Fuck you can think it had that Tommy attitude some
• 47:46
  world. No no, no, My dad took me. And then you
• 47:51
  know, I was I had all my my deck of cards, and I
• 47:52
  was like some light work and I see how serious this shit was. I
• 47:57
  was like, I don't have the little rocks, you know what I mean,
• 47:59
  because you need a little and I was just like, man, this,
• 48:01
  give me my promo card. Got it, and I fucking went went
• 48:06
  to them. You thought you were gonna be ask catch them. You're like
• 48:08
  a catch them man's. And then I went upstairs to get more cards at
• 48:15
  the fucking Wizard store because every Wizards of the Coasts where I did the competition
• 48:21
  for the yu Gi oh, they don't have them anymore. I don't think.
• 48:23
  I don't see the store. They still have competitions. Is that still
• 48:27
  the thing? Yeah? They have like conventions for it too. I think,
• 48:30
  yeah, but that's it's serious. Brother. They have the whole fucking
• 48:32
  thing going down in uh in Japan, the whole Pokemon Finals and everything like
• 48:37
  that ship was crazy. You still have it at Winnie hud Jr. Fuck
• 48:40
  you? Uh what the fucking when we call that? Was that place called
• 48:45
  what we called Winning Hut Jr. For a long time, that big costco.
• 48:50
  That place Caro used to go to. Yeah, what's that place called
• 48:52
  Franknson Frankinson I called we called Frankston in there like times that there is like
• 49:07
  a there used to be a really small magic section there. But I bought
• 49:12
  like one trick once. That's pretty much it. But what's the rundown on
• 49:15
  a buying a trick? Like it's just like pretty much you know the rundown?
• 49:17
  Did they just tell you? The instructions is like an ikia fucking thing.
• 49:21
  We're like here this you did you do that? You're like what,
• 49:23
  It's like a like a tutorial video or a DVD and then some of them
• 49:28
  you have to construct it, like you have to glue a bunch of stuff
• 49:30
  together. Some stuff it comes pre made or it's just a trick card or
• 49:36
  whatever. But yeah, it's just like a tutorial. I don't know explain,
• 49:39
  like they tell you kind of the performance and what to say, but
• 49:43
  you make it your own. As far as performance wise, so you can
• 49:45
  kind of be creative with it. Chris, let's say you wanted to Let's
• 49:50
  say you had the money. I don't even know. Let's just say I'm
• 49:52
  making scenarios up. Can you buy a super baller ass trick from Chris Angel?
• 50:00
  Are those available? Like you know those crazy ones? Were like yeah,
• 50:02
  and that's like his handspins around when you're like, how the I mean,
• 50:06
  I'm sure that's the one. I mean maybe not, maybe you know
• 50:07
  the trick, but like are those available for that kind of shit? Freaks
• 50:10
  me out? Yeah, because I'm like, how did you do that?
• 50:13
  Like that's a whole production. Yeah, that's that's where like the consultants come
• 50:16
  in. They kind of like create the tricks with them. I'm sure.
• 50:21
  Same thing with the other Top Magic. Where are these consultants coming from?
• 50:23
  Though, Like I think they come to you dock when they What I'm saying,
• 50:27
  it's like there's certain ones. There's like a group of maybe ten of
• 50:30
  them that are really good and that you'll see at the end of the show.
• 50:34
  Is like every like Netflix Magic show doesn't matter it says consultants, they
• 50:37
  will have the list. It's always the same, like four guys or whatever.
• 50:40
  Small small even like a movie like ant Man, there's a there's like
• 50:46
  a magic scene and they have a magic consultant for like movies too. So
• 50:51
  even if you see someone do like sleight of hand for one second, like
• 50:53
  now you see me. You've seen that movie Mane, there's like the slide
• 50:57
  of hand parts. They they're cutting some times to actual magicians and then cutting
• 51:01
  back to the actor, so it looks like they're doing it. Sometimes they're
• 51:05
  not actually doing it, you know. Okay, so it's all I sall
• 51:07
  TV work too. Yeah, that that's for movies and cool. You see
• 51:12
  that close up of the hands, it's over you know it's not the normal.
• 51:15
  Yeah, you can tell by the hands too. But as far as
• 51:20
  like buying a trick, I don't know if I can buy a trick directly
• 51:22
  from like Chris Angel or whatever like that, but like the person who created
• 51:27
  it, if it's I think they might have like a deal where only that
• 51:30
  person can perform that one trick, you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 51:32
  so like I can't go I could copy their idea and see if I could
• 51:37
  figure it out myself and just create it at home. I'm sure if I
• 51:39
  made a YouTube video. It's not a big deal, but I think if
• 51:43
  I performed on TV, you have to have TV rights, and there's this
• 51:45
  whole thing with that. Damn. That's that's that's fucking it comes the details
• 51:51
  in the in you know, the details for it is crazy, man,
• 51:54
  because I got you didn't think it's that complex. But yeah, you think
• 51:58
  it's just cards. Soever Okay, you're you're a magician, obviously. Yeah.
• 52:06
  Do you appreciate as much as you used to, because as a comic,
• 52:08
  I don't appreciate comedies I used to because now I'm looking at what they
• 52:10
  did wrong, like all that guy said, But now I'm picking. I'm
• 52:14
  not I'm not enjoying this talent where I'm like, now, I'm sure the
• 52:17
  second he pulls out a car, you're like, how's he doing this?
• 52:20
  You're looking like, oh how did You're not enjoying of like just looking at
• 52:22
  him like oh shit, Like I'm like how black people react like oh shit,
• 52:27
  like I want. I can look at some of the greatest performances and
• 52:30
  for some reason, I'm still nit picking what he did. I'm like,
• 52:32
  why do you do that? I wouldn't have done that? Shut up and
• 52:36
  enjoy the fucking act, like that's his act. But like, are you
• 52:37
  the same way where like now the second you see Chris Angel or anything,
• 52:40
  you're like, are you trying to figure out how do you do it?
• 52:44
  Instead of enjoying it? Yeah? Like naturally, It's kind of like if
• 52:46
  you see words pop up on the screen for a second, your mind is
• 52:51
  already reading it. It's like automatic. It's the same thing. I'm watching
• 52:53
  the performance, but I'm trying to enjoy, of course, But then you
• 52:58
  can't. After the trick, I'm like, Okay, he had a trap
• 53:00
  door on the stage, if that, if it was a stage thing,
• 53:02
  or like he did this or that. Like there's definitely things that fool me.
• 53:07
  I've seen a guy levitate on stage and I was front row and I
• 53:09
  didn't see anything, and I didn't know how he did it. He was
• 53:13
  rising like six feet, So there's stuff like there's no way you maybe might
• 53:16
  convince he sold his soul to the double No, actually he was a Christian
• 53:20
  magician, so I don't think so unless that's a cover up, I don't
• 53:22
  know, could be, could be Jesus, remember that he could be the
• 53:25
  next If he sold his soul, he wouldn't be in like a high school
• 53:28
  gym, you know, Okay, every time, every day, every time
• 53:31
  I say that, I'm like, okay, okay, yeah, you're right,
• 53:34
  you're right. I don't know, right. Remember that King of a
• 53:37
  Hill episode where Bobby he's like he thought he went to be They had a
• 53:40
  talent show at a Sunday school and he was like, he's like, I'm
• 53:44
  the amazing Jesus dirty water into Wiland is a gentleman, and he was doing
• 53:47
  me. Yeah. Yeah. Then like his parents were like what the fuck?
• 53:52
  Bro, Like, Jesus was not a magician. But when I was
• 53:54
  a kid, though, I thought Jesus was some kind of magician too.
• 53:58
  Though okay, okay, but I was like, okay, I was about
• 54:04
  to say, and in the Christian defense, I know you did not picture
• 54:07
  this guy pulling ship out of a fucking no but when they eat, but
• 54:12
  I'm just like, oh damn. I was like, when they're trying to
• 54:14
  explain it. To this day, I'm still wondering how I did. It's
• 54:15
  still kind of some type of magic. I'm not saying it's like magic magic,
• 54:17
  but what the turning water into wine? The Son of God? Stupid?
• 54:22
  That's the least that's you know, like that's like kind of like that
• 54:27
  was light work. He was like, I hope so, but like,
• 54:30
  how would you have dinner? Bro? If he would have been Jesus like
• 54:31
  to do it, like to impress the humans, I would have been like,
• 54:35
  yo, see, like I would. I would. I want to
• 54:37
  just done something like you see the pyramids over there, watch me show for
• 54:42
  these beaches like I would have done. I would have been doing something crazy
• 54:45
  like that. I mean with Moses was pretty tight part in the Sea Dog
• 54:49
  that wasn't okay. I know, I said, Moses, I know that
• 54:53
  was like God doing him a favorite. I was like looking for walk but
• 54:57
  all I'm saying that to me, it's straight like scared, holy ship,
• 55:01
  that's a good trip. That's a fucking yeah, he said, running away.
• 55:06
  Yeah, that's a fucking all of a sudden, I can walk through
• 55:08
  them. The reenactment, I was like, I didn't know that they're like
• 55:12
  you know, because they were being chased and then the ocean just swallowed those
• 55:15
  fools, like like I would. I would run through that because like like
• 55:20
  hold the water, yeah, bro, like and then I was fucked up
• 55:23
  though, like you know, I'm like, all right, you looked out,
• 55:27
  But you're gonna make me walk into desert forever. Bro. I would
• 55:29
  have been paste, bro, like giving them that bread man of bread supposed
• 55:36
  to be supposed to be Like I don't know, Like, oh dude,
• 55:39
  dude, I went to Sunday school, Bro, I was gonna I learned
• 55:43
  all that ship. I know you didn't see it, but I'm sure he's
• 55:45
  seen it. I like, I love Twitter, and the other day I
• 55:50
  saw a video on Twitter. Twitter. The reason I said this because house
• 55:52
  crazy videos and they don't have Instagram. It's raw, it's rot, it's
• 55:57
  like mk ultra in your phone. But Twitter, Twitter's tough, Like oh
• 56:00
  yeah, there's like crazy shit like I see boobs, snuff films like fight
• 56:06
  video, political things, and then comedy and then sat triple yelling. Don't
• 56:09
  forget a lot of triple yelling. Random. But the reason I say that,
• 56:15
  though, it was because one of those videos on Twitter. I'll send
• 56:21
  it to you later. I saw his magician go into a box that was
• 56:25
  full of water and he tried to like what is it when they try to
• 56:28
  like, he's like shackled in there, shackled in there, tries to get
• 56:31
  out, and I guess he doesn't soil. He dies. You've seen it.
• 56:35
  It's like in Russias Faces of Death. Yeah, dude, and you
• 56:38
  see the magic. You want people people around there. I retweet its,
• 56:42
  I'll find it people around watching it, and you're like, holy ship,
• 56:45
  did they just watch the guy die? They watch a guy die because he's
• 56:49
  supposed to get out, Dude, You're supposed to get out and you're supposed
• 56:51
  to he's supposed to always act like he's not gonna do it. Yeah,
• 56:53
  that's usually how good. No, you could tell he died, dude,
• 56:58
  because instantly you just see the paramedics because say they're like, like they didn't
• 57:00
  think it was like he went limp. You can tell when you you can
• 57:04
  see him go like this and instantly that's when the ParaMed I don't know if
• 57:07
  he died. They say it doesn't matter. But the point was that tricks
• 57:10
  can failed, like the trick he literally you can see the paramedics going in
• 57:15
  on site dog where like you're like, oh fucking everyone starts freaking out.
• 57:19
  Everyone's not it's not funny jokes no more. But I'll send you the video
• 57:23
  on Twitter. So did you finish at the starter At the end of the
• 57:27
  video. You don't get it beat up to it and I was like,
• 57:35
  I was like, what part of the video. I mean there are some
• 57:37
  at the end, but there's like have you heard of the bullet catch trick?
• 57:45
  Oh, they shoot him and they bite it and they like catch the
• 57:47
  bullet in their teeth. That's a real thing. Yeah, it's a trick
• 57:52
  done you look it up? Please, I'm sorry for Jamie. David Blaine
• 57:57
  did it? Look what up? David Blaine did it for sure? For
• 58:00
  sure typeing, Uh, what would you do that trick in front of me?
• 58:07
  Though, I'll do that trick in front of me, catch trick,
• 58:09
  bullet catch. Pennon Teller does it, and then David Blaine does it modernly.
• 58:14
  But I would say, do that trick in front of me, but
• 58:17
  I want to shoot the gun man. That's fucking like you're like, yo,
• 58:28
  but you stop that bullet? Not good. That movie is still coming
• 58:31
  out, But dude, there's some crazy ass there's some there's some crazy ass
• 58:36
  fucking tricks people do that they're just like one one millimeter off, like you're
• 58:39
  fine, you're done, dude, to catch a bullet though, like I
• 58:44
  wanted, he has a thing in his mouth that it's a metal thing in
• 58:47
  really and the holding name like the beam and be perfect and like you have
• 58:52
  to breathe, like imagine getting shot. You're gonna move because you want to,
• 58:55
  you're not supposed to. Yeah, so there. I don't know how
• 59:00
  many magicians. I feel like it's like eight magicians have died from that.
• 59:04
  Look. Oh shit, Like that's real, bro, that's no joke.
• 59:07
  It's a real gun. Guy shoots it and David Blaine catches it in his
• 59:09
  mouth and it's literally there's a here. He's got a metal part. It's
• 59:13
  not his teeth, dude. Yeah, but there's something in there that holds
• 59:15
  it. But it does hit his It hit really hard the first time or
• 59:20
  so, Yeah, he gots scared. Yeah, bro, you can watch
• 59:22
  the whole doctor on this. I've seen it, dude. You know me,
• 59:24
  I go deep down with little super rabbit holes. He Patrick, but
• 59:29
  Patrick's has one on him. He should check it out. Bro. But
• 59:31
  David Blaine, no joke, dude. He literally caught a bullet in his
• 59:35
  mouth and he missed, and the first time he kind of missed, but
• 59:37
  it hits him all the way in the back. You can hear. And
• 59:38
  he's kind of scared. His managers said, don't do it again, please.
• 59:42
  His manner said, don't do it again. And when you're like your
• 59:44
  managers like, don't do it, He's like, I'm doing it again.
• 59:45
  I'm doing again. It's full does it again on? It's crazy, bro?
• 59:49
  Yeah, all the doctors tell you. Can you imagine though, Like
• 59:52
  like somebody in that chatroom said, imagine you sneeze in that moment? Yeah,
• 59:55
  that's scary. Could you ever do something crazy like that? No?
• 1:00:00
  I never did anything. What about putting? You know how he does the
• 1:00:05
  it's so crazy the camera running, dude, and recording and it's a possibility
• 1:00:09
  that they might record a fucking murder right at the God show. Dude,
• 1:00:15
  as a guy who works in film, is there anybody in there that wants
• 1:00:19
  it to miss? There has to be someone who's like, you get what.
• 1:00:23
  I don't want to clean up that mask, Dude, you have to
• 1:00:25
  be honor for you don't. But I got the recording, Yeah, I
• 1:00:30
  got you got that. I got that. I did. Like, at
• 1:00:34
  what point do you think Alec Baldwin left the fucking scene? Like after that
• 1:00:37
  girl was shot? You think he left like an hour after? You think
• 1:00:39
  he's I think you're still wearing his cowboy outfit and everything. Imagine the cups
• 1:00:44
  to him, like what happens there? Bro Okay, So that's a good
• 1:00:47
  question. If you shoot someone when you leave the scene when they get can't
• 1:00:53
  fool that's a crime scene. So you think Alabama in state, so then
• 1:00:57
  you have to stay. So then you then you had to stay. Yeah,
• 1:01:00
  yeah, but I believe so. But I'm saying I was like,
• 1:01:01
  imagine, he's like celebrity mentality. Seems like we'll just google Starbucks come back,
• 1:01:07
  you know what I mean? Like this is what I was thinking.
• 1:01:12
  Your to Morgan Tory Lanes, your Tory Lanes and you shoot Megan is style?
• 1:01:16
  Do you go to the hospital with her? Do you go and record
• 1:01:20
  another album? Do you go bone to bitch? Like? What what your
• 1:01:22
  Tory Lanes dog? Megan seems like she has she'd be fucking like you know
• 1:01:27
  when like like very like ghetto black chick just going off on her boyfriend,
• 1:01:31
  just yelling NonStop. She seems like she has that kind of attitude And what
• 1:01:35
  are you doing leaving? You're not going to the hospital on sending her flowers?
• 1:01:38
  If she's still yelling while she shot, then it obviously shot someone.
• 1:01:42
  You gotta show your sympathy, like I'm so sorry, Okay, how about
• 1:01:45
  the hospital. I'm like, y'all do like, no, can't look in
• 1:01:50
  that situation though, But there was there wasn't there was There wasn't aggressor in
• 1:01:52
  that situation. There was an aggressor and there was you know, people provoking.
• 1:01:57
  It was a fight, bro, back and forth and this fucking shot
• 1:02:00
  at her or whatever it is. But at that point of this bitch is
• 1:02:02
  still arguing, yes, shot him, sticking my finger in the wound,
• 1:02:06
  Like, shut the fuck up because obviously this won't hurt that much going to
• 1:02:08
  the hospital, you know what I mean? Like, Bro, you got
• 1:02:12
  still got energy to yeah, I mean and start a bitch. I mean
• 1:02:14
  whatever, we were fighting after I've accidentally shot you, sticking my finger in
• 1:02:17
  that wovee bro, making sure this shit hurts. Yeah, she don't care
• 1:02:23
  though she's out there still just is there is there an influencer magicians. They're
• 1:02:30
  like blowing up in a weird kind of way. There was some but some
• 1:02:32
  of them do like fake stuff for like the person like is in on it
• 1:02:37
  the whole time. They go, oh and they have like the perfect thumbnail
• 1:02:39
  where they're all like this because it's crazy. Oh, that's like crowd work
• 1:02:44
  these days. To Meanians, they're like, yo, what's your name?
• 1:02:47
  And then they get the most perfect joke. I'm like, yeah, well,
• 1:02:50
  I you didn't talk to them before, Like you didn't ask people the
• 1:02:52
  same question for that one guy to ask you that exact thing you needed.
• 1:02:57
  It's always the are you together and this type the thing you know about that,
• 1:03:00
  But it seems like the same like five questions for all the crowd work
• 1:03:05
  clips. Yeah, I don't know how the trick bro to see what else?
• 1:03:07
  All right, let's do a not card one. I guess okay,
• 1:03:12
  I got some dice in a dice cup. Here. You can examine them,
• 1:03:16
  make sure they're normal. Yeah, you could show them to the camera
• 1:03:21
  if you want. There's nothing. They look pretty like magic the gathering.
• 1:03:27
  Like the colors it says America, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right,
• 1:03:30
  white and blue dogs, yeah America, not a lot all the colors,
• 1:03:35
  right, Okay, So this is what we're gonna try and do.
• 1:03:37
  I guess you could put it in the middle and then why don't you just
• 1:03:40
  like mix them up in the cup and then like this and then just memorize
• 1:03:45
  if you can, the numbers and then cover it up so I can't see
• 1:03:49
  it. All right, So if you want to mix that, you want
• 1:03:52
  to make you do it. He's got the camera on you. No,
• 1:03:54
  no, you can't. I'll look away the whole time as well. Okay,
• 1:04:00
  so he said, do that, and the memorize the top memory is
• 1:04:03
  the top numbers. Oh damn, that's actually a pretty good combination. I
• 1:04:12
  gotta use them. Yeah, and then when I put them back in the
• 1:04:15
  cup, uh, cover with the cup cover. Yeah, like that.
• 1:04:19
  There you go. Okay, perfect, all right, So let's start with
• 1:04:24
  the red one, since red, white and blue. The red one wait,
• 1:04:28
  look into my eyes real quick, good post Uh, the red one
• 1:04:31
  is a two, don't check just yet. And then the white one is
• 1:04:36
  a one and the blue one is also a two. So two one two?
• 1:04:42
  Lift up the cup? Is it correct? All right? I'm gonna
• 1:04:49
  pick it up like formation wise, like it doesn't matter, just do whatever
• 1:04:54
  you want. But this time I'll write it down. This is literally like
• 1:04:58
  gore here what you see right here? That's what he read. And that
• 1:05:00
  was that's crazy, bro, and this guy and seeing then this is obviously
• 1:05:04
  we all know it's a trick because he said it's a trick. But this
• 1:05:06
  is when it blows my mind because I'm like, at one point, I'm
• 1:05:09
  like, then, what the fuck are we not playing this ship in the
• 1:05:12
  hood, like while we're not playing craps manti bro, no know, like
• 1:05:16
  crab like crabs, like playing with the homies, like fucking rolling dice again.
• 1:05:19
  If you want to write it down this time, you do it,
• 1:05:21
  Exaber, you're more over there. That's fucking crazy, bro, Like,
• 1:05:30
  how do you? All right? All right, hold on, hold on
• 1:05:34
  before you go, I'm gonna type it into the chat room so they know,
• 1:05:38
  because you know, you're not even looking at the chat room. Away
• 1:05:45
  all right? Browhim down? Okay, hold on, we're supposed to put
• 1:05:53
  him on the table and then cover it. You fucked it out. I
• 1:05:56
  remember the numbers. I remember the number. I remember the numbers. Yeah,
• 1:06:00
  a new one real quick? All right? Okay, do no one
• 1:06:02
  got got it? Yeah? All right? All right? Covered them up?
• 1:06:15
  Ready to go? Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. I
• 1:06:20
  think that's good. There's a drawing on there. Don't worry about that.
• 1:06:25
  It's so funny because I'm trying to like think a random ship, but it
• 1:06:27
  doesn't matter, all right, all right, So I wrote an R W
• 1:06:31
  n A B for red, red, white blue. So I got five
• 1:06:35
  to two two yep, yeah, show to that camera. There you go
• 1:06:41
  and the colors even got the colors right there? Magic? All right?
• 1:06:47
  Take the Yeah, that's a kind of a mind reading type of thing.
• 1:06:51
  So so what so is that like, let's say I wanted to learn that,
• 1:06:56
  how would I Let's like, let's let's say you're you're having general I
• 1:07:00
  don't know why you're listening to this because we don't smoke the same inside.
• 1:07:02
  Let's say you're listening to this and you want to you're interested in magic.
• 1:07:04
  You want to know how to start? Can you give me? How would
• 1:07:09
  you? Like? How would you talk? Like, hey, go to
• 1:07:11
  this magic shop, download this like start off with you start off? Yeah,
• 1:07:15
  like a start off kid, like, cause, I mean, is
• 1:07:16
  that to begin? Is that advanced? Would you consider that in an advance
• 1:07:19
  that like a more expensive trick? Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah,
• 1:07:23
  because that was that's that's pretty cool. That's like almost close to real mind
• 1:07:27
  reading right there. You know, like I didn't see it, you know,
• 1:07:30
  to start off, I mean the best thing is to like, there's
• 1:07:33
  this one book and it's called The Complete Course in Magic, I think,
• 1:07:40
  and it's from like Barnes and Noble back in the day, but it's really
• 1:07:43
  thick and it will teach you like all the types of tricks there is,
• 1:07:45
  from close up to stage. And then also there used to be a DVD
• 1:07:49
  on one of the sites that did the copyright strike on me, so I'm
• 1:07:54
  not going to promote that, but they used to have a DVD that would
• 1:07:58
  teach you like how to do close up in street magic stuff, and that
• 1:08:01
  really helped me. All of those tricks I sometimes still use today even though
• 1:08:05
  they're like kind of easy, they're the same slice you would use in more
• 1:08:10
  advanced tricks too, So like some of the tricks I use in my walk
• 1:08:14
  around gigs, because I do gigs like walk around table to table type of
• 1:08:16
  thing. So some I got, I mean not that I got got,
• 1:08:19
  but did they. I'm chilling at a bar, yeah, with some chick
• 1:08:24
  and some guy comes up to me, you don't see magic. You gotta
• 1:08:27
  chick with these here, like they run a dog, run it and he
• 1:08:30
  does the magic. She's impressed, and I'm like, can I get twenty
• 1:08:32
  bucks now in front of the chick, and I was like, and I
• 1:08:35
  gave it to him because you know what he earned it at the chick was
• 1:08:39
  that I was enjoying it. Hesh, she was enjoying it. So I
• 1:08:41
  gave it to So. I don't know if you're doing that, but it
• 1:08:43
  worked out because he did it to at least four or five tables, And
• 1:08:45
  if he's getting twenty bucks from four five table, that's eighty bucks in his
• 1:08:47
  pockets. It was a trick. Usually get paid by the hour from the
• 1:08:51
  place, but he might have been paid. He might've get paid getting paid
• 1:08:55
  for the place. And I tipped them out. Like I said, I
• 1:08:57
  I didn't even mind tipping out because it was really you give me entertainment.
• 1:09:00
  I'm drinking. I'm also trying to make you laugh. So I'm saying,
• 1:09:03
  if you're doing that, I mean I saw money. I literally looked at
• 1:09:05
  it and I was like, dude, imagine the whole night he gets ten
• 1:09:10
  people, yeah plus what plus what he's getting paid two plus it's side because
• 1:09:15
  I'm sure like there's no way that he's living off of this. Yeah,
• 1:09:17
  yeah, makes sense. Yeah, But I literally was like, yeah,
• 1:09:19
  So, I mean if you're doing that, I think that's pretty dope because
• 1:09:21
  I was like, yo, that's he entertained me. So some of the
• 1:09:26
  like so most of the time they're paying me to be there. I wouldn't
• 1:09:29
  go if I'm just getting tips. It's too hard because I've done the walk
• 1:09:31
  around thing and they give me tips, but it's like thirty bucks at most,
• 1:09:36
  and then I get paid per hour. So I usually do like two
• 1:09:40
  hours and then go to Glendoe. Guys like me, I'll give you like
• 1:09:43
  twenty bucks off the bat. Go to the guys with the girls, will
• 1:09:45
  try and press them, will object you if they have their girlfriend. A
• 1:09:48
  lot of the time, like especially like the jack dudes with the affliction.
• 1:09:51
  T's all those are not Yeah, you're gonna cop their girl copy. I'm
• 1:09:56
  literally doing a car trip. Yeah, like I'm stealing your girls. Get
• 1:09:59
  them for entertainment, not free, but like doing a magic trick. Not
• 1:10:02
  fingering your lady. Bro. Yeah he might finger her though it's not he's
• 1:10:06
  good, you know. Yeah, But I've done gigs like that where it's
• 1:10:14
  like a sushi bar. Can we get him for we don't smoke the same
• 1:10:15
  event? Yeah, Yeah, that'd be dope. We walk around here a
• 1:10:19
  place we're thinking where we're but yeah, yeah, okay, yeah we got
• 1:10:24
  a spot and I think it'd be dope, like you said, walk around
• 1:10:27
  yeah, like the stoners. Get him high. I did an album release
• 1:10:31
  party for Dylan Francis, the DJ. Come on, I know who that
• 1:10:34
  is, ok, yeah Francis. Yeah yeah. I didn't get to meet
• 1:10:39
  him, but I did tricks there for everybody for six hours. But they
• 1:10:42
  were just rolling balls. Yeah. This one guy was like on something so
• 1:10:47
  strong because all I did was say, yeah, I don't know what it
• 1:10:53
  was. All right, this is great. And this is like at the
• 1:11:00
  sink at the bathroom. It's have you been to seventeen twenty? No?
• 1:11:03
  No, therea in downtown, right, it's not too far from Yeah,
• 1:11:06
  it's like and it's like immersive. Right, it looks pretty cool. It's
• 1:11:12
  just the stage of my house. I don't know. It's it's awesome,
• 1:11:15
  but around there is not so awesome because you'll get your car broken into.
• 1:11:18
  Doesn't matter. Okay, back to the trick. So I had him so
• 1:11:23
  you know, I was like, oh, pick a card. He's like,
• 1:11:24
  oh I know this one. I'm like, all right, I pick
• 1:11:27
  a card, though, I don't know if you do. He's like,
• 1:11:29
  I got you. I'm like, oh, yeah, you caught me.
• 1:11:30
  See I just left cause it's like he's not gonna play along. He's not
• 1:11:35
  going to pick a card. And I'm at to sink at like kind of
• 1:11:38
  the bathroom because the sink's are like combined over there. But yeah, six
• 1:11:42
  hours and they hired five magicians and then one of them started to give up
• 1:11:46
  and he started preaching to them and stuff like you guys can't be drinking and
• 1:11:50
  doing drugs and like preaching the gospel to them. He's like, they're rejecting
• 1:11:55
  the gospel. I'm like, dude, they're here to party like that,
• 1:11:58
  you know, like these people don't give you see what you're working with.
• 1:12:01
  I hate when I'm I'm on the way to raves and you're this, do
• 1:12:04
  you see this guy outside yellow sign yellow signs saying can you stop repent?
• 1:12:10
  We're looking at him like shop, we know where we're going alone. I
• 1:12:13
  do that at like oz Fest or not Fast, like the metal shows,
• 1:12:15
  and they're like out there. It's like, dude, we're wearing like Pentagram
• 1:12:18
  shirts. What do you mean? Come on? Is that Jesus hate faggots.
• 1:12:25
  Guys show up. Yeah, dude, it's crazy. You'll hear these
• 1:12:28
  full say Jesus Hays fags and there's literally guys in like booty shorts, and
• 1:12:31
  you're like, well, are you working in front of him? Yeah?
• 1:12:34
  But all I hear is I want to suck that dig so bad, but
• 1:12:38
  my wife won't let me. That's all I hear. With guys down,
• 1:12:41
  I'm like, they're just fucking You're here and you're telling your wife I'm here
• 1:12:45
  stopping it. No, you're here looking at these guys. Yeah, you're
• 1:12:46
  literally here looking at If you're not going in the raven, then you're just
• 1:12:50
  out here you're looking at Yeah. You're like, damn, I wish I
• 1:12:53
  could, but I'm a Christian, so I can't downlow brothers. Maybe I
• 1:12:58
  don't. Yeah, like all like, dude, how often do that?
• 1:13:00
  How often does a does a priest get caught? I don't know. I
• 1:13:03
  don't know the stats on that one. They're pretty high, very high,
• 1:13:10
  would you rightful? Somebody's there's like, that's not their ways us. When
• 1:13:14
  you said that, what I saying? What are you here over there?
• 1:13:18
  Yeah? You do? Well, there's always some guy yelling like hey,
• 1:13:20
  ful, like don't go in there like gay like you. You walk around
• 1:13:24
  and there's a bunch of fucking guys repent Jesus, Like you know what I'm
• 1:13:27
  talking about. Yeah, Yeah, the concerts. They do it convention,
• 1:13:30
  they do it at b real show all the time. They do it at
• 1:13:32
  any place where people are having fun. They're here like, no, you're
• 1:13:34
  not, you're not at Jesus, you're not. You're not. Yeah,
• 1:13:38
  I don't know what you're talking about, but it really turns people off from
• 1:13:41
  the religion. I'm pretty sure the ruins they're freaks and stuff. Yeah,
• 1:13:45
  but uh yeah, I don't know. That was at the Yeah Dylan for
• 1:13:49
  instance, thing. It was just people having fun, but that one magician
• 1:13:51
  was preaching to people and he's like, they're rejecting me. I'm like,
• 1:13:55
  dude, I don't know. We're paid to do magic. Have you done?
• 1:13:57
  Have you done magic? In fund of like anybody like super like were
• 1:14:00
  you're like famous? We're like, dude, I was the most famous person
• 1:14:04
  I would say is Terry Crews. He got molested. He never got molested,
• 1:14:12
  just got touched. Whoa than you because he just he's just he's just
• 1:14:15
  crazy, dude. He just I just can't imagine some process of my head.
• 1:14:18
  How are you that big and you just don't slap the ship out of
• 1:14:21
  somebody. I think he explained it. Didn't want to be that aggressive guy
• 1:14:26
  or whatever because people are touched. It's not that big a deal. Bro,
• 1:14:30
  He's not gonna get are worded. He's a fucking beast dog. He
• 1:14:34
  just got touched. You have no reason I hit someone. I know instantly.
• 1:14:43
  Why do you start crying in because he had to act about it,
• 1:14:45
  and he still has to be like, yo, it's not cool that that
• 1:14:47
  happens and we can't talk about it. I get him, but I understand
• 1:14:50
  why he's not good you have to act like that. He's a nice guy.
• 1:14:54
  I actually had him in the trick. I had him punch my arm
• 1:14:58
  and then the brew formed the card that he chose, but he didn't want
• 1:15:01
  to hit me. He was like, I'm like harder and he's like ah,
• 1:15:05
  and then he smacked it like as as hard as he could, but
• 1:15:08
  not really, and then a bruise formed, but it was fake. But
• 1:15:13
  he loved the trick. He was super nice. It's like twenty eleven.
• 1:15:16
  That's a crazy trick though, Like punch him, and then like, because
• 1:15:20
  I had to find someone that had strength, and I was at a YouTube
• 1:15:24
  convention, so there's not many buff people. He's literally he was, yeah,
• 1:15:28
  there's no one jack like that. So this is a long time.
• 1:15:31
  Oh no, it was one of my favorite videos. You gotta talk about
• 1:15:33
  this. I already know, but yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.
• 1:15:36
  I went on YouTube and in your name and I saw a VNS. I
• 1:15:40
  was like, oh yeah, it's three It's like, yeah, similar.
• 1:15:43
  This one went to like the av why every bandula white dude was good stuff?
• 1:15:47
  Yeah, dude, I would have. I would I would have made
• 1:15:50
  people. I would have made some real magic and like maybe my dick like
• 1:15:54
  three inches bigger or something. I looked at real magic. Blue cho that's
• 1:15:58
  the magic, right there. Go use blue che use promaical tempo hat and
• 1:16:00
  you won't get free ship. Oh yeah yeah, but that's one of my
• 1:16:06
  favorite videos. Like they all reacted. It has the best thumbnail because the
• 1:16:11
  boobs are in the thumb. Oh yeah, yeah, I trust it got
• 1:16:14
  me. And then I was like, we're having them on. Yeah.
• 1:16:17
  I had a little bit more footage, but sometimes you know, the trick
• 1:16:21
  doesn't make them react too well. So I just like, don't use it
• 1:16:25
  or whatever. But yeah, I went two years to this like convention in
• 1:16:28
  Hollywood at the Palladium and they just have like every porn star there. So
• 1:16:31
  I'm like, this is the best content I can get. You know,
• 1:16:34
  their famous actresses. So you know what would be good next time too?
• 1:16:40
  I don't have it finished, bro, I don't have much. Yeah,
• 1:16:43
  ask me you know what to be dope next time too. I think for
• 1:16:45
  content, if that's what it was, you should go to a skank fest.
• 1:16:48
  Yeahn comics blow their mind. They're kind of drunk and they kind of
• 1:16:53
  they love the cloud too, so they'll sit there and follow me. You
• 1:16:56
  can literally don't. They'll tag themselves. I might need like a camera person
• 1:17:00
  and not good And would you would you get Yeah, that's not good.
• 1:17:06
  I would love it to get to get Okay, hold on, hold on,
• 1:17:11
  let me finish, let me finish, Yeah, okay, let me
• 1:17:13
  finish. What if what if Ari comes to the right and he's like,
• 1:17:17
  Sam's like, dude, I'm fucking sober. If you do that to me,
• 1:17:20
  we're not friends no more. But then he's like but then he's like,
• 1:17:24
  I gotta do it to somebody and he puts hero in your drink.
• 1:17:28
  As long as I don't die and there's content and I can be like,
• 1:17:32
  yo, you have no heroin? Is something amazing? Racist? You know?
• 1:17:38
  He also burke, you know he also does burt Like I'm like,
• 1:17:45
  I don't know talking about I would not be upset. But the only thing
• 1:17:48
  IS's got to be in on it too, Like I can't be the only
• 1:17:51
  one on it. He's got to be on heroin too. We were like
• 1:17:55
  both participating in this activity and then you could watch magic tricks while you're on
• 1:17:59
  it. Stout dude ed out, like, did you don't be fine?
• 1:18:04
  I'll be fine, Bro, I'll be fine. Can somebody just like ate
• 1:18:09
  you out? Like you know how like like just you have to snort it
• 1:18:12
  or injected. But what if somebody and just put in your arm and to
• 1:18:15
  go run away? Can that happen? Oh? You have to put it
• 1:18:20
  in, you know. I don't think they can just stab you with it,
• 1:18:23
  That's what I mean. Like you have to inject it, Like that's
• 1:18:25
  what I can we just put it in the muscle. How do you know
• 1:18:30
  so much about this? I didn't make meth on stage. I don't think
• 1:18:35
  whoa that was magic. I haven't seen that. Is there a clip of
• 1:18:40
  that? Yeah, yeah, there's on YouTube. And it was the biggest
• 1:18:42
  math pipe ever, bro, like I'm talking about like this X. It
• 1:18:45
  was the side of this mic bro and people were cheering him on. Two
• 1:18:48
  hundred people in the room. Whoa, Yeah, it was crazy. I
• 1:18:51
  was like, what the fuck? I got paid a lot. At the
• 1:18:55
  time, I was really, it's not a lot, because now I would
• 1:18:58
  be very by time, I'll broke. And I got paid three months worth
• 1:19:00
  the rent. Oh that's good in La rent for one hit, for one
• 1:19:06
  hit of a pookie pipe. You know people suck dick for a pookie pipe
• 1:19:11
  hit. I've never heard of that term. You've never heard of I'll suck
• 1:19:14
  you'll dick. Well, that's the second time you say something kept that to
• 1:19:17
  YouTube the movie You've never you've all seen that movie. Yeah, I don't
• 1:19:21
  know why you make it sucks like you just want a clip ship that makes
• 1:19:25
  no sense that motage. Yeah, so there's a yap. No, Well,
• 1:19:29
  I got paid and you can watch it on camera. I won't tell
• 1:19:31
  these people where it's hat, but I can find it. That's not too
• 1:19:36
  hard, dark web, No, it's not George Press George Press Stories episode
• 1:19:41
  blah blah blah. No, I just watched people on YouTube try to go
• 1:19:45
  to it and see what's up. But it just doesn't look like a good
• 1:19:49
  place. Yeah. There's like a hell like crazy shit on there, like
• 1:19:53
  unless you're buying drugs, and even then that shits sketchy, like I wouldn't
• 1:19:56
  go on there. Yeah, I've heard like stories about out it and just
• 1:20:00
  weird stuff so dark. Yeah, so what are the tricks did you wing
• 1:20:05
  today? Bro? Let's see. Uh, we can try this one.
• 1:20:10
  This is one I haven't done in a while, but let's try. I'm
• 1:20:14
  gonna make sure this sticker is I can't even unstick it, but we'll do
• 1:20:19
  that later. Okay, since you're closer, got a deck of cards,
• 1:20:25
  you know it happens, all right, I'm gonna go like that. You
• 1:20:27
  just tell me when to stop. I'll cut the deck about where you tell
• 1:20:29
  me to makes sense, all right, right there? Already that card it
• 1:20:35
  was going halfway is quick. I hope that's not how you have zegs dogs
• 1:20:40
  that nobody has that. Bro. All right, all right, I want
• 1:20:44
  you to do is uh with that card? I can't show it to you
• 1:20:48
  right, it's fine if I see it. Actually, it doesn't matter.
• 1:20:50
  You can show everyone. I'm gonna unstick this sticker here. Yeah, I
• 1:20:55
  can show everyone. So this is the challenge number one. With this trick.
• 1:21:00
  You got a sticker, put it in the middle of the back of
• 1:21:02
  the card. There's already kind of a circle there. Yeah, find the
• 1:21:06
  exact middle and see if you could get it center there. All right,
• 1:21:15
  show the camera, perfect, all right, I'll take it. Calls up,
• 1:21:25
  all right, got your card here? Then you gotta sharpie there.
• 1:21:29
  All right, so you got it pretty close to the middle. This is
• 1:21:32
  what we're gonna do. We're gonna have you sign the front kind of like
• 1:21:35
  the other one. Somehow. You picked a six and a five. That's
• 1:21:38
  pretty crazy. But yeah, you can sign the front. That is pretty
• 1:21:41
  crazy. Yeah, alright, alright, perfect now, oh, kind of
• 1:21:54
  fooled you there. But so you got the sticker, right, I'm gonna
• 1:21:57
  sign the sticker, okay, quick there, that's pretty bad. All right,
• 1:22:05
  So you picked a card, you put the sticker on there. That's
• 1:22:10
  challenge number one. I said, right, this isn't a challenge, so
• 1:22:13
  I don't count that. Uh. The second challenge is to peel the sticker
• 1:22:16
  off of the card. Try to take it off here here, let me
• 1:22:27
  show you something. You can't peel it off, right. I don't know
• 1:22:30
  what which camera here, but look, it's because the whole back of the
• 1:22:33
  card became a sticker and it says a message under here as well says we
• 1:22:39
  don't smoke the same w Bro. This is fucking crazy. It's on there
• 1:22:44
  like that. What the fuck? Bro? Even if he did fucking write
• 1:22:49
  this like before coming out, how did he pick? How did you know
• 1:22:51
  what I picked that card? Hold dog double? Oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:22:59
  I don't have a soul a ginger. Remember he already works with the
• 1:23:03
  devil. You don't need to sell it. You didn't even have a red
• 1:23:06
  marker. Bro. I don't know what to do with this? What do
• 1:23:11
  you think? What are you thinking? This one? This one kind of
• 1:23:14
  got like I'm trying, like how nah, bro? Come on, come
• 1:23:17
  on dog, like, well look at this ship, bro, like watching
• 1:23:24
  m all right? Could you like, could you just make it say anything
• 1:23:30
  in there, like if you give it to you X to the page out
• 1:23:31
  there. I did. I did a trick where I made his name appear
• 1:23:35
  like way longer. I do remember the comedy store. I do remember the
• 1:23:39
  comedy store during mid COVID. You showed up and you put my number in
• 1:23:43
  a dollar bill, and I was fucking mind blown. I do remember that.
• 1:23:45
  Yeah, I put a Sam's face on a dollar bill? Hear that?
• 1:23:49
  Can you put I mean, can you put space on the dollar bill?
• 1:23:54
  If I had more prepare for it, I gotta prepare. I won't
• 1:23:58
  reveal anything else. This is. This is crazy though. Glad you liked
• 1:24:03
  it, because it's like the odds of me start, like even if he
• 1:24:08
  had this card up in there, when the fuck did he write this ship?
• 1:24:12
  And like how did he know I was gonna be this car? That
• 1:24:15
  man? That shit, what the fuck? Bro? That shit got me
• 1:24:18
  tripping? Man, that was a really good fucking trick, though, I'm
• 1:24:21
  kind of like lost for words on that one. Yeah, that's okay.
• 1:24:26
  Here's another question, but like, do you think there's anybody that really has
• 1:24:32
  sold their soldiers, anybody that you saw, Like, Bro, that guy
• 1:24:35
  is like for sure got some magic tricks that there's just no possible. You
• 1:24:40
  think everybody is Every trick ever done has to do with just some slight of
• 1:24:45
  hands, some shit you can't see. Yeah, I think it's just sleight
• 1:24:50
  of hand being really good, or if it's on stage, you can get
• 1:24:54
  away with almost anything at that point because you have full control of the environment.
• 1:24:59
  They shine like lights in your eyes sometimes and you're not paying attention to
• 1:25:01
  which like opens up your eyes. And then if there's like black on black,
• 1:25:05
  like uh, you know, a backdrop that's black or underneath is black,
• 1:25:10
  then you can hide anything type of thing. You could get a whatever
• 1:25:15
  you want. You can have twins on stage, make them look like they
• 1:25:16
  teleport. You can do anything at that point, you know that makes sense.
• 1:25:20
  Okay, Yeah, but selling your soul there's no one I watched her.
• 1:25:25
  I'm like, oh, that's real magic. I mean, there's some
• 1:25:27
  visual stuff that's really cool that looks like cgi ish and that's awesome. But
• 1:25:32
  I never think that they sold their soul or anything like that. Obviously.
• 1:25:36
  Those people, I mean, I know because I've seen a cold podcast.
• 1:25:39
  But you I won't agree the same thing those people that are going to and
• 1:25:42
  be like the people that like they can tell where your uh your grandma.
• 1:25:46
  You know, I tell you all. Your grandma died in nineteen forty two.
• 1:25:49
  She's giving you a sign like a psychic or psychic. That's also some
• 1:25:54
  Yeah, that's some type of hate those people. Yeah, I just I
• 1:25:57
  can't stand it because there's preying on the weak people who have had like I
• 1:26:00
  loved one die and then they can need any sign anything about my grandma and
• 1:26:04
  then they're like oh yeah, they have a large pool of people at first,
• 1:26:08
  and they say vague things, you know, and then they can make
• 1:26:12
  some hits or misses. But because they already believe it partially, it just
• 1:26:15
  helps. Yeah. I don't like that stuff like Long Island medium type of
• 1:26:20
  thing or whatever. Uh, that's still real popular. I like, I
• 1:26:25
  don't know. I don't really watch TV, like normal TV. I remember
• 1:26:29
  like thirty two thousand was like people were famous and be like, oh,
• 1:26:31
  this guy is killing it. He's a fucking A and E or something.
• 1:26:34
  Yeah, And I mean I haven't I mean, I like you said,
• 1:26:36
  I don't watch TV either, But I'm wondering if there's some guy that's killing
• 1:26:41
  Yeah. There is a guy that exposes that type of stuff, for like
• 1:26:45
  the Faith Healers. He exposes that. He does some stuff that's just crazy.
• 1:26:51
  There's a guy called Darren Brown. Have you heard of him? He's
• 1:26:55
  British I believe he has like a Netflix thing where he like basically set someone
• 1:27:00
  up to assassinate a celebrity on stage, which could go into the conspiracy theories
• 1:27:06
  about shooters and stuff, so he can trigger him with hypnosis triggers to do
• 1:27:11
  whatever. So he basically trained him over time, and they showed like this
• 1:27:15
  long you know episode. I think it's like an hour or two long of
• 1:27:18
  like weeks or months leading up to it, and like the crowd or somebody
• 1:27:23
  in the crowd would hold something up with like polka dots and then he would
• 1:27:26
  whisper like hey, and then instantly he just like snap into this mode where
• 1:27:30
  he like grabbed a gun and he pointed at like I think the guy's name,
• 1:27:33
  Stephen Fry or something is like maybe famous over there, and he was
• 1:27:38
  like trying to kill him on stage. But then it was a fake gun,
• 1:27:41
  so it just went off and everyone like looked at him. It was
• 1:27:43
  crazy. WHOA, that was pretty yeah, so he did this. This
• 1:27:46
  is all real. This is the only real side of like magic type of
• 1:27:49
  stuff is like hypnosis and so that yeah, most of it. There's some
• 1:27:54
  stage stuff where they're like, oh, cluck like a chicken and all that
• 1:27:57
  that they probably just whisper like they just play along. I haven't seen hypnosis
• 1:28:01
  real, No, I haven't. I had a DVD that taught me it,
• 1:28:05
  but I could never do. I tried it on my friends, it
• 1:28:08
  just failed, so I just never tried again. You tried it on your
• 1:28:11
  friends? But what do you think? What not that you? But why
• 1:28:14
  do you think you failed? Do you think they weren't committed? You're just
• 1:28:16
  it's the wrong environment, it's the wrong teaching because you believe in it.
• 1:28:20
  Right, It's one hundred percent real. There's even like hypnotherapy. I don't
• 1:28:24
  know how real that is compared to like regular therapy, but I mean hypnosis
• 1:28:28
  is real, Like I know that you could be suggested and it may take
• 1:28:32
  time. Also, the process sometimes is really boring and it kind of puts
• 1:28:36
  people to sleep, and then they fall asleep and they suggest things to them
• 1:28:40
  and when they wake up and they do this or they say a certain word,
• 1:28:44
  they just fall under your command almost. It's crazy. First thing that
• 1:28:48
  showed up because I'm like artist, is to be a hypnosis become a certified
• 1:28:54
  hypnosis hypnosis dot edu. Well, I'm already a I'm already a certified ordained
• 1:29:00
  minister. Might as well get this one too. You did that on the
• 1:29:02
  show. Oh really him an ordained minister on the show. I'm here.
• 1:29:05
  How long I wasn't I wasn't money, I wasn't how much twenty bucks?
• 1:29:14
  It was like twenty five bucks? Like a good Yeah. So I'm just
• 1:29:17
  like who I can marry people. People can hire me from the show if
• 1:29:20
  they want to have it. We don't smoke the same marriage. All right,
• 1:29:24
  interesting, I'll show up with you know some celebrity appearances weed. First
• 1:29:28
  of all, you know what I mean the wedding, you know, you
• 1:29:30
  get everybody high. Yeah, definitely my god of wedding, you know,
• 1:29:34
  sober guy. It says hypnosis is a genuine psychological therapy process. A trained
• 1:29:42
  hypnosis or hypno therapist includes a state of intense concentration or focused to help you
• 1:29:48
  open up to therapeutic improvement. It's often misunderstood and not widely used. Yeah
• 1:29:59
  damn. Think it's like the cartoons where like you have the thing like the
• 1:30:03
  watch or like a necklace and they stare at it. It's not like that.
• 1:30:08
  And then it's not like they're a robot instantly that you can command.
• 1:30:11
  But I think it can help people quit smoking and stuff like that. You
• 1:30:17
  guys, don't did you do that to quit smoking? No? Definitely,
• 1:30:23
  can you get smoking? I don't know if you have, you kind of
• 1:30:29
  have to want to to, but yeah, people quit, people quit cigarettes
• 1:30:31
  on him. Can you imagine somebody hypnotize his be real to quit smoking,
• 1:30:34
  But he's got to give up all the shops. Nah, that sounds like
• 1:30:41
  I'm not gonna take them to an Armenian fucking hypnosis. Bro. That sounds
• 1:30:44
  like, yeah, Bro, it's like you plus you have to give me
• 1:30:45
  all your shops? Like no, Bro, Like I'm just talking about it.
• 1:30:48
  You can't be doctor smoke. It would all just just like for a
• 1:30:53
  week though, like where he's like he doesn't really care, like it's like
• 1:30:56
  a social experiment, like hypnotize him for a week and then he goes back
• 1:30:59
  and check again. And we have a guy in the show able to undo
• 1:31:01
  it, but don't. I'm not sure. I can't confirm it. Don't
• 1:31:03
  mess up his life, and we're really gonna do anything beneficial For the last
• 1:31:08
  song, can we fucking hymnotize George for no more normal cocaine? Why I
• 1:31:12
  thought he was done? He's he's like, he's like a he's like a
• 1:31:16
  like a person gets hit, like a person quit cigarettes. They quit.
• 1:31:20
  But whenever they're like smoking and they're outside and the hot chick says, you
• 1:31:25
  want one, and they're back in the fucking cocaina dad, back in the
• 1:31:30
  cocaina game. Damn this weekend. Yeah, I don't know later or not.
• 1:31:35
  Bakersfield has some hot chicks. It's been like two years. No,
• 1:31:39
  when's the last time he wont to cut? You're adding like a fucking eight
• 1:31:42
  months of that you are, You're like a you're like at a year in
• 1:31:45
  a couple of six months. And I know, and I know the blog
• 1:31:49
  when I posted us at the bathroom and he gave me this look, you're
• 1:31:53
  gonna say, no, I did it. You gave me this exactly.
• 1:31:57
  You know things ignoyed. Didn't you gave me this look where I was like,
• 1:32:00
  you got it? Hey, oh I did not? And then you
• 1:32:02
  give me that look. It's in the car if you uncle get it.
• 1:32:06
  Let me see when when was it that they won? Like December November was
• 1:32:15
  twenty twenty three? Nah, it says, say twenty twenty two. Bro,
• 1:32:30
  Yeah, it has been that long. That's crazy. Yeah, man,
• 1:32:35
  that's it. He said, you have you brought five tricks, so
• 1:32:38
  we've done like three right before. I don't even know anymore, but for
• 1:32:42
  you for sure got it. You for sure got a contact high. Yeah
• 1:32:45
  he's probably a little high, I want to say for sure. Like a
• 1:32:47
  long time ago, I went to like some show and there was small and
• 1:32:51
  everyone was smoking weed in there. And then this is when I lived with
• 1:32:55
  my mom. I came home and she's like, are you high? I'm
• 1:32:58
  like, no, I don't do that. You know that shake your eyes
• 1:33:00
  or red. I look in the mirror and then I just start going.
• 1:33:02
  I started laughing like an idiot, basically as if I was. But I
• 1:33:06
  don't know. I just got a headache, that's it. My eyes were
• 1:33:10
  really red. I got pulled over. It probably be bad. I have
• 1:33:13
  long hair. They probably think I do it, but I don't. You
• 1:33:16
  did like one of like our barbecue guys, long last sun. All right.
• 1:33:20
  I was like, you got to invite you to one of his events,
• 1:33:23
  like that way you could try to barbecue. You'd be great at part
• 1:33:26
  at a barber. Yeah, well he has his grand opening. We'll hire
• 1:33:29
  then, all right, Yeah, yeah, fun, Yeah, dude,
• 1:33:32
  I'll give you details. Because then he just recently bought a restaurant and I
• 1:33:35
  know I'm probably gonna be doing a pop up there soon. I actually have
• 1:33:39
  a company to hit me up with the packaging for the high beat for the
• 1:33:42
  high Hungry Meal. Nice, so I can have my own box. I
• 1:33:45
  can put a burger in there. It's gonna be fire. Yeah, it
• 1:33:49
  was. It's definitely fox with it. I could do magic. There would
• 1:33:54
  be cool. Yeah, people, that's like such a thing to like that,
• 1:33:59
  you know what? You know what? I haven't seen in a sash
• 1:34:00
  of clown A clown. I don't know if I'm not clown. Yeah.
• 1:34:04
  I met a mind once at a gig. Oh yeah, mine. He
• 1:34:09
  really didn't talk the whole time. He gave me like a business card and
• 1:34:12
  like everything and then they're committed. Yeah, he never talked or committed.
• 1:34:15
  I feel like the mind would just be like, no, it's crazy,
• 1:34:18
  it's crazy. If I was a blind guy, I'd be so mad at
• 1:34:23
  a mine, Like, bro, do I do this on a by a
• 1:34:26
  blind guy? Or who can't speak? A deaf guy? Mute? Mute?
• 1:34:29
  Death? Yeah, dead people can't speak right, death means you can't
• 1:34:31
  hear that they couldn't see. You can't speak either. Have you heard dead
• 1:34:34
  person speak? It's not that good because they never know what it sounds like.
• 1:34:39
  Yeah, don't hear that. That's besides the point that you're trying to
• 1:34:44
  make it, Savor, what was the point you tell me it's you're good.
• 1:34:47
  Well you're the one saying you don't know my point. So mister you
• 1:34:50
  know my point, then what's my point? I kind of lost right now,
• 1:34:54
  exactly for mister. How many joints? How many tell me dabs?
• 1:34:57
  How many he fucking shows? Bitch, I'm fucking tired, all right.
• 1:35:00
  I went to the gym today too, hurts killing it. I like her
• 1:35:04
  too. Yesterday, yeah, bro, and the you know what pissed me
• 1:35:10
  off to the gym today? Dog? I got up here, Matt,
• 1:35:14
  I got up an extra I got up an extra early, extra earlier,
• 1:35:16
  right, and I'm like, man, fuck that usually the time, but
• 1:35:19
  showing up the machines will be taken up. Show up extra earlier, extra
• 1:35:23
  pack. I was like, man, fuck this ship, bro. I
• 1:35:26
  got so uh total fitness. I have the equinox it. Everyone that complains
• 1:35:32
  about the gym, I'm like, just not ready, just not ready.
• 1:35:34
  For two hundred a month. Bro, I went to the gym. You
• 1:35:39
  the month is odd? Bro to the gym, Savior, what do you
• 1:35:42
  utilize within a month? The vibrators? What do you mean? Rat?
• 1:35:47
  No, Dog, I don't go to Equinox. I don't why you promoted
• 1:35:53
  it like you do. I don't like people complain about ship when there's the
• 1:35:56
  solutions right there, that the solution I go. I was about to say,
• 1:36:00
  I go to La Finish, And yesterday I tried to go at five
• 1:36:02
  o'clock. Dog, I did the fucking get in there, walk right back
• 1:36:06
  out type of ship where like every machine's packed. And I even I went
• 1:36:11
  in there with the mentality of like, I'll work out whatever, Like whatever
• 1:36:14
  machines empty, I work. I worked out of mouselut. Dude, they
• 1:36:16
  were all packed. And I was saying there, I was like, you
• 1:36:18
  know, fucking ship, it's La, it's Glenn down, it's five o'clock.
• 1:36:21
  Yeah. And I also thought about like and I was all mad.
• 1:36:24
  I was like, A drove over here for no reason fucking name, and
• 1:36:28
  I sat there, I was like, you know what the solution is?
• 1:36:31
  Just look up? You know that's what you find. OnlyFans don't find as
• 1:36:35
  bitches with money too. Lot. You pay money to get bitch with money,
• 1:36:39
  dog, that's probably beneficial for you. Get bitch your money. I'm
• 1:36:42
  plan trying to don't get big, like, don't get bitches that plan.
• 1:36:45
  You're trying to do that. But that's like I see that being beneficial for
• 1:36:49
  you if that's what you want. I'm trying to be working or networking.
• 1:36:55
  It's not bitch networking. You want to make money. People with money,
• 1:36:58
  guess what it's not playing fits people money ain't playing ten bucks to go a
• 1:37:02
  gym. They're equal NOXI like, what business you have? I'm hungry?
• 1:37:05
  Oh, I got a restaurant. Guess what you're not gonna meet a restaurant
• 1:37:09
  owner, probably a vegano restaurant. Fuck that now you're you're you can't you
• 1:37:14
  can't close your do whatever. If they got a restaurant, you gotta capitalize
• 1:37:18
  vegan hamburgers over here, you wouldn't. I just can't push something that I
• 1:37:24
  don't eat like that. Bro, Like, I'm not gonna sit here and
• 1:37:27
  be like I feel you yeah, Like even if the money is right,
• 1:37:30
  even if the money is right, I would just literally be like I just
• 1:37:31
  turned down a deal for this any real brigger company wants to work was good?
• 1:37:34
  No, no, no, no, what if it was good?
• 1:37:36
  I've heard you tried Monty's and you can't left out left like that was.
• 1:37:42
  I would recommend Monties for anybody to want that option, but not for me
• 1:37:45
  to take money and act like it's you know, like it's my propane and
• 1:37:47
  ship bro like I actually enjoyed my prop And I'm glad that you said that,
• 1:37:51
  because I mean we I didn't try it because I don't like vegan food.
• 1:37:55
  I'm not. I don't promote that an animal ter. But I remember
• 1:37:57
  you at monty saying we got to try it. They say it's one of
• 1:37:59
  the I'm actually vegetarian, but I'm not vegan, but I don't care if
• 1:38:03
  you hate on them, doesn't matter. Yeah, but I've eaten at Montes.
• 1:38:08
  It's okay. I prefer like veggie grill or something. Okay. There's
• 1:38:12
  also hearthouse that just came out the Kevin Hart place. He has a Heart's
• 1:38:15
  House. Yeah, I've had it, but I got sick after a few
• 1:38:19
  No, but it's so good. But then I go back, I'm like,
• 1:38:23
  oh my stomach, and then like the next time like, bro,
• 1:38:28
  that you're just not fucking selling me on it. I'm like you hear that.
• 1:38:30
  I'm like, hey, no, like that. You made a good
• 1:38:34
  one. Yeah, there's another one in like Hollywood somewhere called Doomies. Doomies
• 1:38:42
  is good. I've had that before. I fried a lot though. Yeah,
• 1:38:44
  it's deep. It's basically eating batter. Bro, there's junk food,
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  but vegan. It's like the kind of ship a leap It eats. And
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  that's why being the people are like, you're vegan, like a healthy looking
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  Yeah, I'm a monster. Coburger long beach I heard is pretty good.
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  Okay, I never heard that at leap It's kind of monster is I was
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  talking about this with earlier. I was like that fools like a monster human.
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  Yeah, but you ever see like how a lot of other foods they
• 1:39:10
  look like little monsters too. He doesn't look like a little monster. He
• 1:39:15
  looks like the monsters from Where the Wild Things, right, But like there's
• 1:39:17
  a lot of Mexican foods that look like little monsters or variations of Where the
• 1:39:21
  Wild Things are at. We don't sound like haters, but like, like
• 1:39:25
  what's up full the podcast kind of could see you could picture I could picture
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  them like a group on the Wild Things, like Barriz was a little kid.
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  That's what I'm saying. That's what I just pictured when it's just another
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  fucking version of the monster. I mean, Rodrigo, I tell what you
• 1:39:41
  said that. I was like, I can picture these boys like in the
• 1:39:43
  movie, and they can play characters because they're cool. Yeah, but they
• 1:39:45
  give me that vibe. Shout out to them, shoutut to fools. Why
• 1:39:48
  have they not done that artwork. Somebody's gotta fucking like do that ship.
• 1:39:54
  That ship would kill it for them because it's he looks just like just like
• 1:39:58
  one of those he really does. Alright, so we have one more?
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  Yeah, I could keep going. Let's do one more right there, almost
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  at the end. All right, all right, I also have a question
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  about your You have an argyle right there. Huh. I did magic to
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  him, our guyle, the Stranger Things guy. It's my favorite we've have
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  on them. We had him on the show here before. Really yeah,
• 1:40:21
  yeah, we've had magic to him because he wraps. I went to one
• 1:40:25
  of his shows. He's good, like it's it's a little like comedy,
• 1:40:30
  but not really. I don't explain anyway I could do magic. I just
• 1:40:34
  that. What's up? Yeah, yeah, we've had we've had money cool.
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  My favorite guy we had on that was an actor was the guy who
• 1:40:41
  wasn't. I mean, I don't know if you consider act. No,
• 1:40:44
  he was cool too, But the guy that said was on us forgaring to
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  Marshall. Oh yeah, he's like National States. Yeah he makes he makes
• 1:40:51
  bomb as banana bread. Oh yeah he did. He came in hot with
• 1:40:55
  that ship. Oh god, he's a good baker. All right, do
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  it all right? You ready? Yeah? Okay, put out both of
• 1:41:02
  your hands flat, yeah, like bring them over here, like maybe like
• 1:41:06
  this one here? All right? Are you right hand or left handed?
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  Right? Maybe that with that one? This one anymore? Okay? Yeah,
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  alright, perfect, all right, I'm gonna draw like a little X
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  right here, the best artist here. This trick always fucks me up,
• 1:41:28
  like ex for X G Okay, watch watch if I take the X.
• 1:41:31
  Hopefully the camera can see. I don't know how high this is or how
• 1:41:35
  you are now, okay, just throw it like that. Did you feel
• 1:41:40
  anything? No, open up your hand. See, brother should always fox
• 1:41:44
  me up, fox me up to that one always fucks me up, bro,
• 1:41:48
  Like alright, how expensive. Was that trick? I'll pay you for
• 1:41:53
  it right now? I know camera, I can tell you the price,
• 1:41:58
  but I'm not gonna like yeah no, and I know what I'm saying.
• 1:42:00
  It's like sixty five dollars. Bro, this is a fucking it's like the
• 1:42:05
  one that's like I do it so much like a lot of my videos,
• 1:42:10
  like I incorporate that into it. So here's another question. Let's say it
• 1:42:14
  by a trick right now. It's it's not like comedy, right because I
• 1:42:18
  can sell him a joke, and that doesn't mean he can land the joke.
• 1:42:21
  Yeah you saw me the trick, doesn't mean I can land the trick,
• 1:42:24
  right? Does it take like something like obviously so, but there is
• 1:42:27
  no part where he wrote the fucking egg sixty five bucks? You can get
• 1:42:31
  it rub off very much. It's a real sharpie. It's like I was
• 1:42:36
  like this, bro, like and I didn't feel ship and you got the
• 1:42:40
  Pokemon? What was that? Hunter? What is it? Ganar? Right
• 1:42:43
  through that? Where was gangart? Why wasn't protecting your hand? I just
• 1:42:45
  don't have a Pokemon? Is that dog? Gan? Like? Not the
• 1:42:49
  dark darkness? Right? I just don't fucking get bro, like, can
• 1:42:54
  you do it one more time. I can do things once or figure it
• 1:42:59
  out. That's the rule in magic. Only ones a couple of your mind
• 1:43:03
  blowing yeah that always. I don't know if this will work because the sharpie
• 1:43:08
  is here. You picked this right a long time ago. Uh here,
• 1:43:12
  take the card. What's that say? Right there? So sharpie? Right?
• 1:43:16
  All right, take the card and just wave it on the sharpie.
• 1:43:19
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead, wave it on the sharpie.
• 1:43:24
  Over it over over? Oh you did under Okay, it's perfect. It's
• 1:43:29
  weird that you picked that card a long time ago. You picked yeah the
• 1:43:32
  beginning of the show. Look at it right there? What's it say?
• 1:43:35
  Six clubs? That's the card, right? What the fuck? Bro?
• 1:43:43
  On a sharpie dog And it's a real one too. I don't know if
• 1:43:45
  the camera can see this. I don't know. Oh no, it's delayed.
• 1:43:50
  But there you go. All right, Yeah, that's that's a fucking
• 1:43:56
  trip. Bro. Like to learn all these tricks, like just the fucking
• 1:44:00
  this one sucks me up again. Looks crazy on the camera because I have
• 1:44:06
  a broken arm too. Oh what the fuck? A mag that's just I
• 1:44:15
  looked at myself. I'm like, dude, it looks crazy. Look at
• 1:44:19
  that I'm discussing. Yeah, that's a broken up for Shure. Yeah.
• 1:44:24
  I used to do a prank videos and I put like the wireless mic and
• 1:44:27
  I'd go to Venice and be like, hey, you guys, I hurt
• 1:44:29
  my arm. And then I had this thing that would crunch and I would
• 1:44:31
  go like that and show the broken arm that there's girls running like they would
• 1:44:35
  react. I'm bad acting like saying like oh, I need help because I'm
• 1:44:40
  like, is there like a medical center and there go to the aquarium.
• 1:44:43
  I'm like, what is that gonna do? Because I guess in Santa Monica
• 1:44:46
  there's one I don't even know chumping the water the water. Yeah, it's
• 1:44:51
  a real broken arm, healed with no cast, so now it's all that's
• 1:44:58
  Yeah, that's I mean, you know the would break and put it back
• 1:45:00
  into place, right. I guess I've no insurance, so I'm not doing
• 1:45:03
  that, but that would be the move. Yeah, I'm too old for
• 1:45:06
  that. Right when I was a baby where I don't remember, I was
• 1:45:13
  in a plane in like a crate of vodka or something fell on me somehow
• 1:45:16
  on my head and they never checked my arm, and I was like bleeding
• 1:45:19
  and then just healed back. No, cast I was just crying a lot
• 1:45:23
  as a baby, like medical statute of divitations. Yeah, I should have
• 1:45:26
  sued a long time ago, but yeah, it's over a crate vodka something
• 1:45:30
  like. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I was going
• 1:45:35
  to New York or Vermont or something. I don't know. I was a
• 1:45:39
  kid. I don't remember. It's good that I don't remember. But that's
• 1:45:44
  the story I know because it was like first grade when I realized it was
• 1:45:46
  broken or weird, maybe second grade, and I started showing everybody in freaking
• 1:45:51
  mountain class. Dude, Okay here wait what up? Some girl just said
• 1:45:55
  Jacqueline Denis. Denise said, he's so amazing magic. Does magic get you
• 1:46:00
  pussy? Though? Like, like have you sat there and like and like
• 1:46:03
  blown some chick's mind where she's liked guy, he's like, I'm actually doing
• 1:46:06
  her. No, no, that's actually true what he said. Oh ship
• 1:46:11
  dude. Oh that makes I have a picture right here. Oh shit,
• 1:46:17
  Okay, she's just trolling in there. Eh oh, I mean that's what
• 1:46:20
  she feels. I literally was like, damn, this was getting all the
• 1:46:24
  girl. They're like, that's how I met her was we worked at Universal
• 1:46:28
  and there's a fire drill. It's a very cute story and there's a fire
• 1:46:31
  drill and everyone had to like gather up. But she's from a different department.
• 1:46:34
  And then someone's like, yo, this guy does magic. He's famous
• 1:46:39
  on YouTube. I had like twenty k subs at the time. I asked,
• 1:46:42
  yeah, that's big, Like that's what's up. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  Anyway, so then she just was there and I did some tricks. Thought
• 1:46:48
  she was cool, thought she was a cutie, you know. And then
• 1:46:51
  so then later I just kept talking to her and hugging her and like hugged
• 1:46:55
  her like ten times a day. Apparently it didn't even realize it. Then
• 1:46:59
  like uh, got her number, date whatever. Now I live with her,
• 1:47:02
  and it's all great. Answer the question it does you're out there?
• 1:47:05
  If you're out there and you're on a dry spell and you fucking get some
• 1:47:09
  flussy, learn the magic trick or to a dog. Look at this guy.
• 1:47:12
  I have to start a Patreon, Yeah I have. I have one,
• 1:47:15
  but there's like one follower that left, like, yeah, I think
• 1:47:19
  it's like Riley Magician on there. I don't know the patreon to be this,
• 1:47:23
  but oh sorry, I kept hitting it. Sorry, no, no,
• 1:47:27
  that was like yeah, because it makes the camera sa oh sorry yeah,
• 1:47:30
  so say it again. The Patreon Patreon should be Riley Magician or Riley
• 1:47:34
  Pro Magician. YouTube is Riley Pro Magician. So I have most of my
• 1:47:39
  audience and everything. I've been on YouTube since I was a kid. Like
• 1:47:43
  I was telling you, I got banns, so I just start a new
• 1:47:45
  channel. Like mister Beast is like, see, that's a lot of kids
• 1:47:47
  like this sounds crazy on YouTube forever. A lot of kids have been on
• 1:47:51
  you phone. There was a video that he put out, like I don't
• 1:47:55
  know, like four days ago, the Lamborghini, and that has seventy two
• 1:47:59
  million of you stop, it's so mad. It's a Lamborghini, say Lamborghini
• 1:48:02
  with the car time millions. We can't you know. We just got two
• 1:48:06
  million views on all our videos. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. YouTube
• 1:48:11
  games hard. It's hard. I've been on since two thousand and seven YouTube.
• 1:48:16
  My channel now is two thousand and eight because it got banned on the
• 1:48:19
  other one. But you're right, it was seventy two million. I remember
• 1:48:23
  watching it. I was like this motherfucker and I watched it. I added,
• 1:48:26
  I added one, so that million and he has all those I guess
• 1:48:30
  he has other channels where it's like a Spanish mister beast, there's like whatever
• 1:48:33
  else mister Yeah. So Spanish have every like five languages, so he's getting
• 1:48:39
  multiple revenue streams. And he has a team of p makes Spis. We
• 1:48:42
  don't spoke the same in Spanish food. We gets turn from almost see one
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  almost. You should just make one Spanish when I just have all Spanish guests
• 1:48:49
  and we do that once a month, that would be crazy. We don't
• 1:48:55
  know in Spanish. I can't do Spanish. Mahya the episode, Oh yeah,
• 1:49:03
  that on the table. I was gonna say, all right, so
• 1:49:10
  I want to number one. I want to thank Riley for coming on.
• 1:49:13
  Bro, thank you for having me. This is my first podcast I've ever
• 1:49:15
  been really besides like a zoom one for like really short amount of time.
• 1:49:19
  We're known to pop a few podcast cherries. Yeah, I don't know,
• 1:49:23
  it's crazy. We do have We do do that a lot. It's crazy.
• 1:49:26
  We had a Plumber on. Yeah, imagine he's done two podcasts.
• 1:49:30
  A great episode though. Plumbers some good talk. They talk about a lot,
• 1:49:32
  a lot of a lot of ship to talk about I've actually listened to
• 1:49:35
  one podcast with the Plumber before. Yeah, it a different one. The
• 1:49:40
  Plumber Game pays dude crazy. All right, So where can they follow you?
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  At bro uh YouTube dot com slash Riley Pro Magician. You can see
• 1:49:48
  me doing magic all the time. They're either street magic or like some celebs,
• 1:49:54
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• 1:49:59
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  Yeah, go follow him, get him to fifty k people. Go make
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