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Jelly Roll stops by to wish Thomas a Happy Father's Day! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I have to read a really funny text that came to uh that came over.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh, you know, uh uh Mrs.
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  SPEAKER_02: Beam, uh Lydia's kindergarten teacher and better be second grade teacher again.
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  SPEAKER_02: And better be she goes uh fight for that.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's also my neighbor.
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  SPEAKER_02: She goes, I waved at you every time I see you, and half the time you look like you're lost.
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  unknown: This is so true.
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  SPEAKER_00: He has no clue what's going on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you could you could be the bad neighbor and you don't even know it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: You come up right on next to Scott and he'll go, whoa! I didn't know you're right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'm literally right next to him.
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  SPEAKER_00: He has no peripheral vision.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you wave at him, you better come right up to his friends.
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  SPEAKER_00: And be like, hi, Scott!
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  SPEAKER_02: And you better say your name.
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  SPEAKER_02: And don't just don't pull one of these.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you remember me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you remember the time that you waved at me from the extra parade?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: I remember, and then I come up with something like I'm like, yeah, I do remember that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I remember how busy that was, that parade.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I texted her.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hate the do you remember me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because Oh, do you remember me?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I you know what I'm gonna start looking at people.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't remember you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have no clue who you are.
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  SPEAKER_02: I need about a thousand people a year.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: I always wonder this too, because we do so much NASCAR stuff, that every single year I would do stuff with Brad Keslowski.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And one year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember me?
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  SPEAKER_00: No! One year he he did say to me, he goes, Oh my god, it's you again.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm thinking, do you really remember me?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: No, you really quit lying to me, okay?
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: In my defense, I responded to Kelly and I said, I don't even know what you drive anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like you switched all your cars.
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  SPEAKER_00: And what what's your hair color?
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  SPEAKER_00: So you come on, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Women change it so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's that's true too.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Another guest?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who do we have now?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh you are so I'm so skinny.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can see my wee wee.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: You look at me down to twinny.
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  SPEAKER_02: I feel great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bunnies on her way out of the door.
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  SPEAKER_02: She talks about wheel on a podcast I don't want to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know that I got happy father's day.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the person's name I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_02: Jenny Rose is gonna cry now in honor of Father's Day.
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  SPEAKER_02: My dad used to beat my ass.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's why you're you're in jail.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: He used to kick me up and down and say, That's why I don't kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do want to help me feel good, Daddy.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: Did you did you uh did you did you hear that your daughter broke her silence about your divorce from the house?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, what did she say?
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't tell her I said you I say, Horay, you just go ahead and be honest and tell me you tell people what you need to feel and tell me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bailey Ann says, I am disgusted.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bailey Ann, of course it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm disgusted by how invested everyone is in a very clearly private family matter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey Ryan, you leave Bailey Ann alone!
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  SPEAKER_00: Worry about your house, not mine.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not mine! What is mine?
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  SPEAKER_00: I will never I will never forget those of you who've shown me empathy when I'm seeing a lot of hate.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's a good girl.
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  SPEAKER_00: At least a good girl.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna do it right for Bailey Ann.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know she was really close to Bunny XO.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe not so much anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I really hope they don't have to be a good one.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, you don't want to bring up family.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't make me cry.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I think it can it can be attained.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't come out of it, I promise you that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But a happy Father's Day, Thomas.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thomas, yes, happy father's day for Julia.
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  SPEAKER_00: Julia and Jelly Roll.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Julia too?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, that's the daughter's name.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, hello, Julia.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jelly Roll.
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  SPEAKER_00: Julia?
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  SPEAKER_00: Julia?
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  SPEAKER_00: I love the way you say Julia Roll.
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  SPEAKER_02: Julia?
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  SPEAKER_00: You sound kind of a little Adam Sandler, eh?
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  SPEAKER_02: Look at look at Jelly Roll when I turned sideways.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can barely see me now.
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  unknown: I gotta go!
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  SPEAKER_00: Hi, Jelly Roll!