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Cougar Moons and NES Zapper Light Gun · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: This week on Stay Out of My Fridge.
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  Speaker 2: I think being able to Fly is top ten. If
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  Speaker 2: I ever won the lottery or whatever and had a
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  Speaker 2: lot of these money, if this podcast took off and
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  Speaker 2: we just all of you millions of listeners, thank you
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  Speaker 2: guys so much for making me my dream come true
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  Speaker 2: because I just signed up for flight Lessons.
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  Speaker 3: You had such kick ass kids sports movies in the nineties.
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  Speaker 3: Rookie of the Year, Mighty Ducks, you little giants saying
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  Speaker 3: a lot, Yeah there were somebody, even even the bad
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  Speaker 3: ones like Airbud, We're still good.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, you guys remember Super punch Out And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Mike Tyson, super punch Up, Yeah, I remember that. One
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  Speaker 2: of the other guys goes, what system was that on
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, not the game Cube, he goes, it
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  Speaker 2: was U. I'm like, send in my eyes twitch. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it. I'm I'm gonna wait this
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  Speaker 2: out and see these guys dig themselves in a hole,
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  Speaker 2: and me and the other guy who's the same age
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  Speaker 2: as me, he's sitting there just going like you can
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  Speaker 2: says it. He's like, what a idiot? And they're like,
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  Speaker 2: what was that first one. It was like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like those old people played it and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you beat your ass? You know? And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you talking about the original Nintendo system
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  Speaker 2: the nests bruh? And they're right, yeah, the one that
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  Speaker 2: even had like the dumb gun. I was like, the
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  Speaker 2: dumb Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's not it's not. Well, I mean it could be,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean, if they if the viewers and listeners
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  Speaker 1: really want to see potentially that you just said, you
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  Speaker 1: get into the patron that doesn't exist. Oh, one of
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  Speaker 1: these days I'm going to actually have the patreon up
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  Speaker 1: and see if anybody wants to check it out. And
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be some either way. The way you're hearing,
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  Speaker 1: it's me as mad as beer large on me as
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  Speaker 1: always is you been quacking off? He's got a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a coughe's got a little bit of a tickle.
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  Speaker 1: It's a humidifier potentially in the room. And Brandon Jay
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  Speaker 1: mc durmit, the they we're recording, it's the beaver moon.
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  Speaker 1: It's a full moon. We've all had a day and
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that all of the different like full
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  Speaker 1: moons in each of the months have a different name.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to look up the beaver moon, and
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  Speaker 1: apparently it's just the beer because that's when the beavers
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  Speaker 1: are the most active, getting ready and building their lodges
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  Speaker 1: for the winter.
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  Speaker 3: When is the cougar moon?
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  Speaker 2: Guess who has wood? I'm ready that these beavers are active,
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  Speaker 2: m am. I oh that that lemon gummy wasn't active gummy.
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  Speaker 3: For I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: February is the cougar moon. The February full moon goes
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  Speaker 1: by many names, such as cougar moon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, February when fourteenth?
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is twenty fourth, But it could be. It
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  Speaker 1: could cycle, it could cycle, which is good. Hey, not
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  Speaker 1: only are you going to get the.
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  Speaker 3: Cougars, don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 2: That is true.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, no, it's hey. It's get the jokes out of
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  Speaker 1: the way. Now you have a couple of young kids
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  Speaker 1: that will eventually grow older and you will get to
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  Speaker 1: deal with those times. I'm gonna tell you what, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a lot of fun. But the good news
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  Speaker 1: is at least I am off trash duty in that
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  Speaker 1: bathroom I have.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you this good point because I want to
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  Speaker 3: say this. I thought about this long, and I'm like
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  Speaker 3: thinking to myself, I could be one of those dads
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  Speaker 3: that's just gonna wrestle with himself and just go care.
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  Speaker 3: Or I can be the dude that's like, hey, look,
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  Speaker 3: like everything else in life, I am not in control
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  Speaker 3: of this as a parent. In anything else, I can
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  Speaker 3: only do my best. I can swing the bat, you know,
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  Speaker 3: if the ball is in the right place. And okay,
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  Speaker 3: But second point. I had a buddy of mine who said, hey,
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  Speaker 3: now that you have a daughter, you don't like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like looking at women another other way? He said, more
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  Speaker 3: than that, you know, ye, I go nobody. It's called compartmentalizing.
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  Speaker 3: You've not heard of this. I put that in a
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  Speaker 3: box and I close it away and I never look
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  Speaker 3: at it again when it's time for me and other
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  Speaker 3: times it's not. It's not that tough, bro, Like, can
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  Speaker 3: you not look at your wife if you have a daughter.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like, that's that's a stupid premise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very fortunate to where I like Granny Porns, so
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  Speaker 2: that right now.
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  Speaker 3: So see what, thanks dad. I am huge into old
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  Speaker 3: ladies for some reason, and they like me too, so.
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  Speaker 2: That's I don't know what it is. You if you
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  Speaker 2: show an old lady a compliment, they will get on
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  Speaker 2: their knees and give you that gum gum three thousand bro,
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  Speaker 2: like it is insane. And as soon as they give
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  Speaker 2: me a compliment, I'm like, I thought, you better calm
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  Speaker 2: the fuck down, like what And they're always very touchy,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, damn, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? Though, Like we talked about a little
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  Speaker 1: bit ago, you go to a diner and you get
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  Speaker 1: the experience and you have that older lady and she
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  Speaker 1: can say honey or babe or just touch that and
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  Speaker 1: it just hits so much better. But if you were
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  Speaker 1: out and it was like a seventeen eighteen, nineteen twenty whatever,
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  Speaker 1: younger waitress and they do the same thing, like it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of creepy, you know what I mean. In some
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  Speaker 1: Southern states, I'm sure you guys have all visited and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You go to someone and whether it doesn't matter of
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant, but you have a waitress and the accent
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  Speaker 1: and the hay bit. You know, they can call you
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  Speaker 1: a babe and it just hits different. Then again, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it just hits different. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 3: It hits different than you're like you're like twelve again
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  Speaker 3: and you're like no, no, no, no no no. Not
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  Speaker 3: every girl who calls you babe or touches your shoulder
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  Speaker 3: likes you stop ringing.
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  Speaker 2: Stop. It's like you go to the like the diner
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  Speaker 2: and everything and then like anything sugar, and so you
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  Speaker 2: just hear a little that's my boner. It just hit
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  Speaker 2: the bottom of the table, like, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 2: gotta go poo.
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  Speaker 3: In the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, you have fifteen minutes. When's your break?
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  Speaker 1: And that's when you just have to go to the
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  Speaker 1: app that you've been whacking off app and claw or
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  Speaker 1: you know, clog. That's probably a poor choice, but just
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and map that you just whacked off there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that we still did we look at that
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  Speaker 1: up at one point. I think we did and was
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  Speaker 1: already a thing. I know there's stuff for pooping. I
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  Speaker 1: have to imagine that there's there's one for that, the
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  Speaker 1: pooping one. It is pathetic now when I go out
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  Speaker 1: and have to use the bathroom because of my great stomach.
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  Speaker 1: The kids are like another one on the map. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: Like yeah, speaking of that, though I got you got
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  Speaker 1: this weird little package in the mail today and this
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  Speaker 1: isn't a friend of the show, but this is something
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  Speaker 1: that I have to show you guys. So Burly of
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  Speaker 1: all people, was like, dude, you gotta slide into these
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  Speaker 1: guys DM and I'm like, okay, they're called I'm probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna butcher the name because you know me, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: good at it. It's called Culo Clean, culoclean dot com,
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  Speaker 1: ce U l o clean dot com and you're going,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell is it? It is a portable bidet
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  Speaker 1: that you just attach to any water bottle and obviously,
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  Speaker 1: if we're watching on the YouTube, it goes right on
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  Speaker 1: the water bottle. The easiest could be I didn't put
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  Speaker 1: water on it, but I put water in it before
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  Speaker 1: and test it. There's the little thing. You just turn
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  Speaker 1: it over, give it a squeeze in it right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's a little water, it gives a pretty aggressive spray.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're on the road and I saw these,
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  Speaker 1: it was it was an Instagram or something that Burley sent.
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  Speaker 1: There was an interview with a musician I forget the
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  Speaker 1: musician's name, and he had this banana like this little
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  Speaker 1: key like we used to keep coins in but it
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  Speaker 1: was the shape of a Nana on his keychain. And
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  Speaker 1: the guy's like, I gotta ask what's in it? And
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  Speaker 1: he pulls out one of these. It's like it's a
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  Speaker 1: portable today, man. So I always have one on me.
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  Speaker 1: Just grab a water bottle if I got to go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I'm a drum I think he was
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  Speaker 1: a drummer. Or being on the road all the time,
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  Speaker 1: I always have hemorrhoids and this and that. He goes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't leave anywhere without it. So they sent a
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  Speaker 1: six pack of them, every color, and I'm super excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep one in my truck. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to keep one in my pocket wherever I go. Somebody's
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  Speaker 1: always got some water. Just bring a water bottle, fill
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  Speaker 1: it up, and don't have to worry about wipe in
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  Speaker 1: seven thousand times with half a ply toilet paper. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that cool? You guys are shaking your head's like, what
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  Speaker 1: the no?
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  Speaker 2: So I mean I was waiting for Brandon's reaction before
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  Speaker 2: I said, what the.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's my reaction. I remember, go down where you
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  Speaker 3: are actually close to you Braddyville. Okay, Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: my buddy mine own's landing there. I've spent many a
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  Speaker 3: summer day at Braddyville. We would go up and we'd
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  Speaker 3: go down the Notaway River, which is just a tributary
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  Speaker 3: of the Missouri. Whatever. We would go buy a sandbar,
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  Speaker 3: you know, camp, or we would canoe down or float
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  Speaker 3: down or whatever. One time we floated down and it
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  Speaker 3: was awful because we didn't measure the water and it
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  Speaker 3: was way too low and a two hour trip took
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  Speaker 3: us like nine and beat and we were beat to
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  Speaker 3: shit and like I'm just I got back to the
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  Speaker 3: camp and passed out and like woke up and I
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  Speaker 3: was like having a fever and stuff. I thought Milan,
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna die. But then I woke
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  Speaker 3: up the next morning and the weird worst and weirdest
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  Speaker 3: bubble guts I've ever experienced. I went to a tree
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  Speaker 3: and as soon as I pulled it down, it was
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  Speaker 3: cartoon shit's coming out. I didn't even bend over all
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  Speaker 3: over this tree was just like somebody had shot like
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  Speaker 3: a soft serve ice cream that is not melting. It's
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  Speaker 3: just sticking there and like slowly sledging down. I could
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  Speaker 3: have used one of these, Yeah, bottles because it was
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  Speaker 3: an awful white man. I remember it twenty years later.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just I always have baby wipes with me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big baby wipe advocate, so it's it's I
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  Speaker 2: have I have toddlers and everything. It's uh for not
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  Speaker 2: only as soon as if they're eating something in the
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  Speaker 2: back of the car, baby wipe cleaning that ship, if
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  Speaker 2: there's ice cream, whatever. If I got a sloppy shit
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  Speaker 2: at a golf course, I got baby wipes in my
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  Speaker 2: golf bag, like I am.
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  Speaker 1: To go into a restaurant, you have a package of
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  Speaker 1: baby wipes on you.
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  Speaker 2: I So that's the thing. Is I very very rarely.
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  Speaker 2: I could probably count on both hands in my entire
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  Speaker 2: life of where I've had to shit in a public restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: How is that possible? Don't you have ibs like me?
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  Speaker 2: I have a sphinter of a like the They've modeled
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  Speaker 2: dams after my asshole because of how strong I can
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  Speaker 2: hold this stuff. Now, am I in pain almost into
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  Speaker 2: the point of tears? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, But I mean
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  Speaker 2: I will run with my cheeks clenched with as soon
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  Speaker 2: as my pants come down, I'm shit my my guts
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  Speaker 2: out every time.
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  Speaker 1: Man, there's some places that have some really nice toilets.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm telling you, I'm just still giving a shout
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  Speaker 1: out to Charlotte Airport. Never had an experience. Every toilet's
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  Speaker 1: always clean. They had a guy in there. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as you get up, he's in there cleaning. That. That's
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  Speaker 1: a that can't be a great job, Like if you're
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it maybe pays all right, like whatever, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's had worse jobs, but could you imagine,
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  Speaker 1: like that's the move. And I'm very grateful obviously the
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  Speaker 1: position I'm in, and I think you guys can agree.
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  Speaker 1: And actually you've been to myself. Were kind of talking
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  Speaker 1: before we press record, like have you ever had any
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: of those moments, like the what if moments? Because we
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: both started when we went to college. Mine didn't last
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: very long. I don't know how long years lasted, but
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  Speaker 1: we had every intention of being a teacher. Imagine if
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  Speaker 1: guys like us were educating your youth.
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  Speaker 2: We were very fortunate that we choose different We chose
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: different career paths because we saved a lot of young
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: children's lives by not being involved in any of them.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, there's a point in my life where I think
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  Speaker 1: I would have made a pretty good guidance counselor only
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  Speaker 1: because I feel like I would have been real with
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  Speaker 1: the kids. Like, listen, I know you really want to
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  Speaker 1: go and potentially be a VET, but I that's not
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  Speaker 1: for you. Why don't we just go for two years
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  Speaker 1: a general ed and maybe maybe learn a skill or
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  Speaker 1: a trade.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I wanted to be a flight attendant
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  Speaker 2: at one point in time, and then I realized that
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  Speaker 2: not a lot of straight men doing the flight attendant job.
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  Speaker 1: Were you single at the time.
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  Speaker 2: That was like a kid like I was just like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: a pilot or even a flight attendant, it'd be cool.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that just being on an airplane and traveling
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  Speaker 2: would be amazing, and I still.
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  Speaker 1: Think it would. I don't work a ton if you
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  Speaker 1: don't hate flying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of them have been in the military,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like they have so much
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  Speaker 2: flight experience. I think being able to fly is top ten.
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  Speaker 2: If I ever won the lottery or whatever and had
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  Speaker 2: a lot of these money, if this podcast took off
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  Speaker 2: and we just all of you millions of listeners, thank
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  Speaker 2: you guys so much for making me my dream come true.
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  Speaker 2: So I just signed up for flight lessons.
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  Speaker 1: Well you should do that, and then you get the
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  Speaker 1: buddy kind of discount because remember on the Triple T show,
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  Speaker 1: Beard Gang at the time, who he was with was
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  Speaker 1: a flight attendant and everything, and we could have got
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  Speaker 1: some discounts because of it. So we can get the
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  Speaker 1: discounts and then we're we're going to be rich because
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  Speaker 1: of it all, and then we can fly get a studio,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: and then we can just do the podcast in person.
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  Speaker 2: See, we just exactly are just like, hey, I'll see
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: you guys in a couple hours. I'll pick up Brandon
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  Speaker 2: because you know he's only three hours away, so we
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  Speaker 2: would just we'll just have the plane in Omaha, right,
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  Speaker 2: We'll just have a central location. We'll just drive to
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  Speaker 2: Omaha and then we'll fly out.
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  Speaker 3: Closer for you. Do what is Lincoln closer for you?
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  Speaker 2: Or I think Lincoln is uh two and a half,
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  Speaker 2: Omaha is two?
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  Speaker 1: Has way more fun to say, figure of a place.
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  Speaker 2: A lot more going on, said.
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  Speaker 1: Pilot or flight attendant, you had a job both.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. So if I if I got rich
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  Speaker 2: and was able to take flight lessons, you know, I'd
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  Speaker 2: rather just be a pilot, you know, get our own
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  Speaker 2: private plane fly that round.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll just be the pilot. I'd have no problems
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  Speaker 1: being the flight attendant while you're piloting, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. That then we can do the V formation
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  Speaker 1: going through the airport, you know what I mean, like
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  Speaker 1: where you get to lead the charts, and then they
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  Speaker 1: got me and Brandon as your flight attendants, and then
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  Speaker 1: some random people or the other flight attendants and we
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  Speaker 1: can do the fly in V. You think that's how
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  Speaker 1: Mighty Ducks came up with it from the airports, that's
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  Speaker 1: my theory.
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  Speaker 2: It's possible. It's possible. Probably nothing to do with Ducks
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  Speaker 2: at all, I imagine, but it's uh, my call sign
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  Speaker 2: is gonna be a moose knuckle, Like that's what.
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  Speaker 1: That's taken of all of the years of flying since
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  Speaker 1: the Wright brothers and gone of that, somebody's got to
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  Speaker 1: have moose.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking it up now, you guys, go ahead
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  Speaker 2: and continue I guess the research to do real quick.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say this while he's looking up moose
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  Speaker 3: knuckle and flying. You brought up Mighty Duck. And one
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  Speaker 3: of the one of the big joys I've had in
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  Speaker 3: the first four years of my daughter's life, and now
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  Speaker 3: my second daughter is too and my son will be
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  Speaker 3: born in a couple of months. I guess said it publicly,
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  Speaker 3: but it's a boy. I don't know if I said
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  Speaker 3: that here.
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  Speaker 1: Or not, but yeah, you told us. Remember it's a boy.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that we brought up the commercial.
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  Speaker 3: It's oh ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, is what is it? Had a baby? It's
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  Speaker 1: a boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we ought a baby eats a boy. I cannot
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: share with you the amount of joy I've been able
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: to experience with sharing old movies and old cartoons. It's like,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: you know, like it's like finding a new friend and
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: being like, isn't this great? I cry? I haven't watched what.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen Iron Iron Giant in like twenty years
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: since I was a teenager. I watched it again with
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: my daughter and she's like, well, are you crying, daddy?
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, you just watch I know we're crying
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: at each other's arm. That's gonna be okay. I probably want.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I know. We get to reintroduce Little Giants, not somewhat
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: recently again, but a while ago, and because for whatever reason,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Little Giants wasn't on like any streaming service anywhere whatever
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: the rights and stuff was, so we had to we
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: had to be a little bit of a pirate and
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: find that one because I don't have a VHS player
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: or a DVD player. It turns out.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: We had such kick ass kids sports movies in the nineties.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Rookie of the Year, Mighty Ducks, You Little Giants say
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: sylt Yeah, there were somebody. Even even the bad ones
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: like Airbud were still good.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: They weren't or.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Even the what was the oh the kid from Sandlot
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: that was also in the soccer movie Mean Green Mean yeah, yeah,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: that was a really cool one.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Every movie Tony Danzel was in. I know it wasn't
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: a kid's movie, but still like it was a kid's
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: he like Disney type movie. Where was the he was
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: from Philadelphia? Played to the Eagles? He played kicker and
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: it was like the trash What was it?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Oh? Look, I know invincible was Mark Wahlberg? I know
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: he was it the same thing.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think garbage kicking, field goal kicking Philadelphia Phenomena.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I do remember you.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Remember you haven't heard of that movie in years?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: What about this one's tricking my brain? What about was
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: it was? I don't know the name of the soccer team,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: the Lady Bugs. It had, Uh it was a comedian.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Was it Rodney Dangerfield?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I think so because it was like kicking and screaming
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: with Will Ferrell. It was almost similar, but it was
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: with girls.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and he and he dressed up the boy
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: and to be in there so they could win some games.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: What is it? Was it the Lady Buy Yeah, it
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: was called Lady Bugs, it was. It came out in
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety two. Desperate for Success Girls Football Coach Chester.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: That's a funny name because you know some Jim teachers
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: and stuff for Chester and rhymes with something that's illegal.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Du He includes his own step son disguised as a girl,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and the boy just dominated sports. Yeah, was a that
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: was a classic. Look at the cover of this Rodney.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Oh Man.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good old Rodney A movie.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: So they don't make shitty movies like they used to, No, right,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: they actually are. Even in the eighties there were some
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: really good shitty movies that like are cult classics ended
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: up like being like okay, this is good if you
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: can suspend it, you know your belief kind of a thing,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: like yeah, I mean teen Wolf, Like that's not a
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: good movie. But it's a good movie, right, you know, right.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: And like there's there's even movies that actors did that
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: they're like, we had no anticipation that this was even
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: going to be a hit. Like Ben Stiller in Heavyweights. Yep,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: he was like, this is going to be a flop.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: We have no like this, this is not a good
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: movie or whatever, and we're all like, this is a
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: badass movie. This gave hope for big husky kids like myself.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Whenever I was a kid, I was like, I want
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: to go to a camp like that. That's when he
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: took it over, but like a fat camp like that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Weights such a good and say what you want about
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Ben Stiller's like character, how it carries on to every
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: other movie he's done, Like, it's still fine. I'd still
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: watch it to this day if he was that same character.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: It's that stupid and funny.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: He's working on a pickleball movie. I hope it's as
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: classic as Dodgeball.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Like he has so many characters that just I
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: don't know you can quote and the fact that he
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: was with Dwight Goodman or whatever in pretty much Heavyweights hilarious.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's pretty good. And a lot of the
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: movies too. When we're growing up, we're based around like camps,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you know in TV shows, And I don't even know
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: if a lot of kids even go to camps, or
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: if there's opportunities for kids to go to camps, let
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: alone shows about going to camps.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: It's definitely not as big as it used to be,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: and I don't I mean, maybe that's just a feeling
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: and not an actual like trend.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: But salute your shorts.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I blame Jasons. That's super Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: In Crystal Lake, nobody wanted to swim there anymore.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: No, there was one Disney movie that watching it older,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, really weird. But as a kid, I was like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I wish does what happened to me?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Blank check?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Do you guys? Yeah? Watched it with my wife. She
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: never seen it before. There were so many movies that
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: she's been like, she didn't grow up with like TV
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: at all, even though she grew up richerd than I did.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: But there's so many movies she hadn't seen. So I
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: get to show him for it for the first time,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: and some of them she's like, this is terrible. But
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: it used to be awesome was amazing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Well, and that's like we showed our kids the blank
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: check and everything, and my daughter was like, why is
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: this grown woman hitting on this child? Like I'm like,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: that's no think about it. This kid has all this money,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: it's really fun and everything like that, and she goes,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: this woman's like really close to this kid.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Well, didn't he try? Was that the one that he
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: tried to get the prostitute? There was a lot of
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: movies in the eighties and early nineties too where there
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: was kids that were saving money and went and they
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: there's one for I don't know the name of it,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: but they legit. It was two buddies saved up enough
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: money rode their bikes there to try to get the prostitute.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And and I was like, you couldn't. You couldn't make
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: a movie. I don't know the name of it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, what the was that?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up. It's gonna be a weird
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: We're Google search here.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Clear your searches through. Hope you have a good VP.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: In I do the Friends of the show VA. Oh
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: it's called milk Money.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Melanie Griffith.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, parents need to know that Milk Money is a
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four comedy about the sexual curiosity of three
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: twelve year old boys who pay for a prostitute to
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: let them see her naked. It's unintended consequences.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: So like there's a movie that you couldn't film today. No.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I literally was reading about a story. I gotta be
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: careful how I say this of a tea your girl
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: lady who got in trouble for soliciting it with many
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: different young males, including one who just who happened to
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: end up If that's a good another way for oh,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: can you guys still hear me? Yep, okay, but my
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: mic had disconnected finished and you know somewhere bad. You
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: don't shouldn't do that, And so she he was like, man,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: this is messed up, and she gave him more money.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: So my point with this is not to take this
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: off and do like a Milbody was a great movie,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: isn't it, But just that like, wow, this is a
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: weird conversation that if things were flipped it would be
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: the same conversation. Our society is interesting, very very Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: We got out of ten right, ten out of ten.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is what thirty years ago to and
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: think about that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm insane. That's I forgot.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: We were talking about something at lunch today too. Oh
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: the there's one other kid. I don't even know how
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: old he is, but uh, he's like, do you guys
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: remember uh Super punch Out? And I'm like, yeah, Mike
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Tyson super Punch Up. Yeah, I remember that. And one
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: of the other guys goes, what system was that on?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: And he goes, not the game Cube, but he goes
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: it was uh, And I'm like send in my eyes twitch,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not gonna say I'm gona I'm gonna
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: wait this out and see these guys dig themselves in
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: a hole and me and the other guy who's the
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: same age as me, he's sitting there just going like
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: you can send it. He's like, what a idiot? And
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: they're like, what was that first one? It was like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like those old people played it. And
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, are you well beat your ass?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: You know? And I'm like, are you talking about the
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: original Nintendo system? The nests bruh and the right Yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the one that even had like the dumb gun. I
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: was like, the dumb you guys just bought my know,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I ain't paying for it. I was like, no, you don't,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: dare you?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That dumb gun will still work?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: We Uh. The youngest came over to me, Can I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: play the Nintendo Switch? And I'm like, yeah, absolutely, you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: because trying to wean off the tablets and they just
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: pointless YouTube. I feel like if they're at least playing
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a game, they're doing something. And I was like, Hey,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: what about that old school Nintendo One? Maybe we could
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: play this? Um, can we see if there's something else?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I really want to play Apax and I'm like, needs
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: a dollar looad, it's gonna take forever. I want to
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: play the Nintendo One. Maybe I could play with you?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, eh, can I buy Bee Simulator?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It's normally thirty nine ninety nine, it's only a dollar
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: ninety nine and I'm like sure, So we download it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: She plays it and you are legiti bumblebee and you're
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: flying around and you gotta go and pick up pollen
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and then go to the hive or something and then
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: drop the pollen off, and all these bees are making honey.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: She played it for like fifteen It's kind of fun
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and then can I have help? So next thing you know,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'm playing B Simulator Like am I doing my light
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: break now?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Now I don't know what it is. Maybe it's statism.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I get addicted as those type of
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: games and I can't play. I have power Wash Simulator
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: on my Xbox because I have like the game pass
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: or whatever I downloaded that. Holy I have not I'm
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: not even joking. I spent four hours one time cleaning
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: like a van, a house, this deck it was.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You have a power walk up spray reacher? Do you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: have an actual one?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I do too, actually ever use it? I do, okay,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: not as often as I use the word on the Xbox.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: But I don't mean to steal your thunder uh B simulator,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Powerwash stimulator, those are I mean, those are pretty bad obviously. Boys.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I am going to be thirty nine years old in March,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: and I how do I say this? I played Fortnite,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: but on Fortnite there's a new game on there that
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: is a farm simulator, So I play farm simulator on Fortnite.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: You send Hill?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Did you guys play? Did you guys grow up playing
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: sim farm at all.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Or was that a little I played Farmville on Facebook?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Sim Farm was before?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Now, when's the last time you checked to see if
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: your ship on Facebook was still active? Right?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm kind of curious.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Now I don't even think it's around anymore.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Fifteen Oh, I think it is. Some people still do
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: the notifications, like you know how those those accounts that
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: never post anything, and you're like, hey, what about the
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: rem two And it always says like they won five
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: thousand credits in Texas?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Hold them? They did?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: They have all these ads. It's always like farm it is.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: The say for anybody that doesn't know Farmville, it says
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: started in two thousand and nine and has thirty million likes,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: twenty seven million followers there. Yeah, four hours ago, it's
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: day three, collect three times rewards from the Royal Circle.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I know what I'm just been doing on my Friday night.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It's like Clash of Clans back in the day. But Brandon,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: you know what. My kids are obsessed with Fortnite, my
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: boys especially, so you remember how.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Like when Fortnite came out, how like stupid it was.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this looks dumb. Well like they
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: changed it dude, it's more than just that game. Now,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: there's like playing like a Minecraft title game on there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I was playing racing. I was playing a bunch of shit.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: It's nuts, that's and that's the thing. There's so many
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: different modes. Because a lot of people are like, you
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: play Fortnite, I'm like, not even the batter Royal one,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: and they like, you don't even play that. I was
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: like rarely. I was like, I play the other games.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: There's uh they call them like simulators, and I get
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: to take to those because like you can level up
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: and I will just rebirth even like twenty times and
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: just like you did. And the kids are like, Dad,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: you've You've already played mod Tycoon four times. And I'm like,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: it's so fun.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of like roadblocks, right, and in the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: sense where you can go because I know for the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: longest time, the kids were super into the roadblocks and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I jumped in the one time because I'm like, what
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: is this. I want to make sure it's appropriate. And
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: it was the mall and they were doing something at
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a mall, building all these stores and you got to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: try to get more money than me, and I was like,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I can't play this because I will try to get
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: more money than you.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: The kids hate it because they'll show me that and
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: they're like, Dad, I look at this, and I'm like okay,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: and I will be nowhere near their level, and you know,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: and then they go to sleep and they wait up,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Daddy's got a mansion and everything else. They're like, this
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: isn't fun when you do this, and I'm like, what,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: it's not my fault. You guys are quitters and go
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: to sleep. So, but it's it is very similar Robots
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: where it has different games, but my favorite one Peter
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Griffin versus Robot or Peter Griffin versus the Angry Chicken.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: It's a special mode that you can have. Dude, I
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: people up with this rocket launcher and I figured out
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: a way where you can cheat and become invisible the
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: entire time. And dude, having kids rage warms my heart.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I love it so much. You just go over there
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: kill people instantly with these you know, these different weapons
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: and stuff, and they're like, where are they coming from,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: stupid hackers, and they're screaming and like just rage it
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: and I am howling. I'm laughing so fucking hard.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: My favorite one highly recommend, uh, you should play against
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: me sometime. I won't cheat.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I love how like hackers and that stuff is still
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: around that people just kind of blame. It's like there's
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: so many checks in place now in these games. It's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: like security this, and you go through all those like
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: verify this, and there's no way anybody's hacking. But I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: love that that is still a thing.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I also want to just make a side note. Matt
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: showed the bottle with a black tip on it, and
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I just saw you've been take a drink of water,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: so pissed too.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: In a coincidence that that's the one thing that I
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: am kind of worried about is it looks easy to clean.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm wondering, like I'm going in a public bathroom
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: or something. I'm just disposing of the water bottle. Obviously,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: is it wrong to clean it in the sink? I mean,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: it's not like it's gonna make contact. There shouldn't in theory,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: be any shit on it, because this thing sprayed when
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I put it on there. It's sprayed like probably four
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: or five feet power. I can't believe you're shaken.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: If I if I went to wash my hands and
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I saw you wash it in your portable bidet in
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: this sink. I'm like you, animal, you might as well
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: just go wash your ass right in that sink.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: And you know what I'm gonna do. When you're saying
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: that to me, I'm gonna put it back on. I'm
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: gonna spray right in the eyeball and give you a
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: pink eye.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: These guys are always pink. They're always a little red.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: You know, they can't tell them nothing. But I mean,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not knocking. I mean I am knocking it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You're so anti Biday that you still haven't installed the
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: one at your house that you've had for how many years?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: First of all, don't exaggerate. It's gonna be a year
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: this Christmas.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I thought it was two. No, I think it's two.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: No, it's one. It's one. And it seems like a lot.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: We brought it up a lot, so it seems like
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: it's been a long time. But a year is still
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: a long time. I'm just waiting for the right opportunity.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's that when you come home and it's installed, Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Somebody else do it for me.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: This one's so easy and installed too, you know, what
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it, but I don't think I'm gonna
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: do it portably. I don't.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: There's been too many times I'm I'm a poop and
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: public guy in that toilet paper, that experience and just
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: having a wipe white woipe boye wipe, And then especially
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: when you're traveling, you know it's not going to be
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: a clean, so now you're uncomfortable. Then the next time
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you got to stop for a piss, you gotta do
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: another wipe. And it's just it could be avoided with
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: a simple Kulo clean.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: You gotta take the anti diarrhy in medicine. I'm was
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: so I just I pop that shit like it if
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm like, oh, we're going on a family trip,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: let's take two just in case. And I not only
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: do I got that hoover dam sphinter, but I'm also
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: did you just take a picture of this?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I took a picture because I'm gonna send it in
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the Instagram chat. It's not gonna make a lot of sense.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, now that it's out there, I'm gonna I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: gonna bring it up. But the Netflix thing that happened
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you know last week with Tyson and Paul, that's obviously
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: going on. So as we're recording this, this is the
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: time of the year. I'm looking there is the Dallas
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, boy cheerleaders are are dancing, and I
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: was gonna make a cowboy joke to you and who
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: is a Cowboys fan and be like they finally get
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to cheer for something successful because there are gonna be winners.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of them depressing. Like, honestly, I wish
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I lived like in the area that has a shitty
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: football team as well, Like, how is Jacksonville? At least
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: it's warm there, you know what I mean. Like, it's
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: the fact that I have to live in an area
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: where the team is so successful is.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Agrav I know. I saw a stat today of the
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: teams with the most penalties, and the number one team
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: was like eighty penalties this season, and there's you know, a
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: bunch and then and then at the bottom there's a
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: team with forty three and that's the Chiefs And that's
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: the lowest amount.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Which that that right uh guard or whatever, I can't remember,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: but he he false starts every play and my heart,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: do what I'm telling you, My heart sick. It hurt
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: for you over the weekend.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, here's what's funny about it is literally
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I sort of got I didn't even watch any of
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: the game. I turned it on and it was the
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: final play and I laughed at myself. I was like,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen any of this, but it's gonna get blocked.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I didn't say it out loud, but I said it
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: was like this field goal was about to get blocked.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: And when it happened, I was like, dude, just was
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: like he didn't even try to block anybody. He just
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: fell out that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I hope they put a whole bunch of
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: batteries and socks and beat the hell when they got
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: to the locker room, because what the fight. I said
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: it last on the body, wrong one. But it just
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: my son was so confident he knew that the Chiefs
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: were gonna win, because I'm just.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, but they don't warn it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: They can't win them all. I was like, we nix
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: is the truth. I fuck love you. I was like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: let's go. They're gonna lose an arrowhead. I was like, oh, Monday,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be so good. I'm so excited. So it
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: didn't happen, and I'm like, I'm gonna jump off a bridge.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty excited about the Broncos future. Not sold on
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Nicks because it's hard to judge a quarterback by his
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: first half of his rookie year, and he hasn't been
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: spectacular by any chance, by any means. But they're ahead
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: of where I thought they were. They needed a complete rebuild.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: They had one of the worst trades in the history
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: of the NFL, and this is their first year out
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: of it. I'm okay with where they're at.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Defense has always been solid, you know what I mean
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: for them, and you know that's that's a big that's
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: a big piece there.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: And how weird is it? Sorry to readjust my seat.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: How weird is it that? Yeah? I know, uh that
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: the defensive coordinator used to be the head coach, like
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: on the same team. That's weird.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: It is weird.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Great love Vance Joseph, but brother coach Nebraska.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: It is you know you because you don't see it
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: a lot, But I mean, how many times in you know,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: any of the businesses we do, sometimes you just get demoted,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And you're like, I love
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: this company. Maybe I'm the older buck. I'm gonna stay here,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like and then you he probably has a family, doesn't
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: want to move, Like, hey, didn't work out for me here,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I'm still making plenty of money for an organization, organization
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I love m hm. You know they don't they don't
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: hate it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's I mean, that's why I would do too.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, you get to keep your same house.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: You still make a dcemount of money. You don't have
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: as much responsibility. Yeah, okay, that's that's fun.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, I just have to do
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit less. Yeah, I mean when do we
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: start cool?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Do it?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: So you just have to change offices. That's fine, not
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a big deal. And you don't have less right the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: less so sweet Speaking of a little less work, I
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: don't know. Somebody was talking, we don't have like uber
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: eats and stuff where we are, but somebody was talking
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: that their kid or their nephew or somebody like that
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: was doing uber eats, making like a decent amount of
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: money in a pretty busy city. And I'm like, what
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the hell. So I started like kind of looking up
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: this and that, and there was at the time of
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the recording, they just came out with a new list.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: It was like the Cravings something, the Cravings Report. It
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: was the sixth annual Cravings Report, and it revealed the
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: most popular, most unusual, and the unique delivery orders from
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the Uber eats over the last year. I was like this, screams,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: stay out of my fridge. Yes, I don't know, if
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you guys want to, we'll start with the top five
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: most ordered items in the last year from uber eats
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: if you I don't know, if you guys want to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: try to guess it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, we have just like the item or item.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Like something like specifically yep, like say without giving up
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: to specifically okay, like Vanella ice cream or something, you know, cheeseburger,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: cheeseburger not on the list. Nachos also not on the list.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: French fries number two?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Are they doing? Like so if they say pizza, that's
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: weird to me because there's pizza can actually deliver for you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: It would be yeah, yeah, no pizza, okay, okay, but
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: French fries number two. Ice cream not on the list.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Water not on the list. But if you get some water,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: let's start throwing some portable bidets on there. Jesus Jesus.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Also not on the list.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: That's a shame.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: M H coffee.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: No, not on the list. They all are food. I'll
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: tell you that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna have chicken sandwich, Chick.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Fil a chicken sandwich number four. Okay, now you're okay.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: So chicken nuggets, chicken nuggets number three, chicken wings, chicken
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: wings not on the list. So you have two three, four,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: French fries, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwich like like some sandwich. Nope, nope.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I think I think this is an alternative to people.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I always think when people order this, they're trying to
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: watch their weight and somewhat healthier, but they're they're usually
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: no good guess but these people usually aren't the healthiest
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: by what they're ordering because it doesn't make once you
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: guess it or I tell you it'll make sense. Nope, nope,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a food, but they remove some of
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: said food to make it healthier.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Gluten free.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: No, like it's a food item.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: It's a food.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Hot hot dogs.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna give it to chicken.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm overthinking ship Okay.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I think think think typical Mexican restaurant.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, burritos tacos.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: A healthier version of a burrito would be.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: A taco salad.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, closer with the taco salad, but without the
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: salad bowl.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, the.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Burrito bowl was the number one, Oh Chipotle. Yeah, so
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. It's funny to me that, like, hey,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: can I get the burrito bowl? You're just removing a wrap,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: an item that isn't that bad for you, and you're
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: having it delivered. Tell me like you're having lazy people
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: try to eat healthy and it makes me giggle.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: You know, dude, I eat out so much. You would
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: probably cry if you saw my monthly bills on how
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: much food I eat. When it comes to like eating,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: it's just so easy. Pregnant wife, I don't want to
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: do stuff two kids, you get it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Want to talk about one night I went out and
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: I just cooked. I took some ground beef. I cooked
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: three pounds of ground beef. Use it all that night,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: but I could three grounds three pounds of ground beef.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I seized it decent enough but generic enough. We had
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: it for tacos, we had it for sloppy Joe. I
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: did some just loose meat, sandwiches with cheese, barbecue, Uh,
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: you know, sandwiches. I used it for spaghetti one night.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Oh like I know this is just like oh so
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: you cooked, but like it's so people don't realize when
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: you talk about the convenience factor of door Dash and
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Uber Eats and all these people coming to your house.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm gonna take the convenience the easy thing.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: As you can see, I do that a lot o
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: cooking and trying. And there is some point though where
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: it's like, hey, wait a minute, I could be saving
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: all this money. I can't believe I spent this and
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: went out one day and I wanted a Ruben sandwich.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Ruben you like Uban, You like Rubens?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I don't. I do not. I don't know.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, there's no way he's eating a rub
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: And the consistency texture of the meat mixed with sour kraut,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: it smells like my balls awful.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: So but anyway, I went out and I bought the
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: stuff for Rubens, and I maybe spent twenty eight thirty bucks.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Because I mean, you're talking good pistromi or corn beef.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: You're talking about good bread pumpernickel, rye whatever you like.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: You're talking about some sour kraut, which I guess is
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: expensive and you know kind of sauce you want, but
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I guess twenty five bucks or solf. But anyway, that
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: shit lasted me like four meals, like for not just me,
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: for me, my wife, my kids. Like we made like
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: rubens for four meals. Yeah, and that would have been
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: eighty dollars or something like that if I or more,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: if I would have wanted. So, Like, sometimes you just
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: have to like remind yourself, Yeah, that's gonna take ten
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: minutes to cook this, it's gonna take twenty five minutes
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: to prepare this or whatever. But if you do it right,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: you can do for multiple meals and just okay, do it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I'm thankful we don't have Uber Eats or any place
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that delivers, because I know that I'd be like, I
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: don't feel I mean, it gets to the point now,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: but I I think you've been you can relate where
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: even now it's just like a man, I don't feel
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: like cooking. I'm I don't mind driving thirty minutes right
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: now to go pick up a pizza or hey, I'm
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: gonna go hit up TV because it's only gonna be
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: twenty five thirty bucks and if I got to stop
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: at the store. You know, this is the thing lately.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, do you need anything at the store.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I go in to grab the stuff for
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: a meal, and the next thing, you know, it's like
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: you gotta add this, you gotta grab this, And it's like, well,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I could have spent thirty bucks at Taco bell. I
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: just spent seventy five bucks. And it's like you you know, and.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, because I completely agree. I'm so glad that No.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Are there times where I'm like, goll, it'd be so
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: nice that somebody would just bring this fucking shit to me,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: especially if I'm banked. I'm like, oh, i'd fuck up.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I'm McMuffin at like three o'clock in the in my morning.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm like, I wish somebody would bring this
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: shit to me, but uh no, I know that I
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: would spend an ungodly amount on it. But you and
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I are also very similar to where again we don't
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: mind driving thirty minutes to go get the food one way, yep.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: But it's the deals you know too. It's like uber
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: you don't. I don't think you get the same deals,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: it seems like. And then they have so many their
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: different fees that they add on top of it. It's
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: like I'll drive thirty minutes and like Arby's, you know,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: for instance, I used it this week and they had
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: four classic roast beef sandwiches for ten bucks, and I'm like,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: what's fucking.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Matt?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I agree on this as well, but like dad's're like,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: oh Dad, can I get a lemonade? Can I get
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: a Mountain dew? Can I get this? Fuck? No, that's
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: too water? A piece bitch? Fuck no, we're gonna do
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: you have.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: This seventy dollars Stanley, you had to have fill it up?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm like, your hydro flask, you basic bitch,
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: fucking we got some bottled water.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Put the fuck you'r.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: A wala because that's in now. I guess, yeah, fill
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: it up. See the taco bell here says that it delivers.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: And even though it's like twelve fifteen miles I don't
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: know how long, probably fifteen minute drive. I've never tried it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Like I can go to the order press deliver, put
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: in my address and it's like, okay, and one of
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: these days I'm going to be like kind of want
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to try it.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: What So, what's the size of your guys's towns if
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: you don't mind sharing, Oh, because people listening they want
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: to know, like how small you're talking to me if
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: they live in Melbourne, Australia, where it's like three five
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: million people, three two five million people.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: So I don't live in the town, right, So I
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: live outside of the nearest town. But I believe mine
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: is one hundred and twenty two is the population?
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: See mine says according to the twenty twenty three census,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: four two hundred and fifty seven people closer.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: So when I was in Dennis and I say this
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: to the listener, and you guys may get a kick
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: out of this a little bit, but they'll understand even more.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I lived in a town of about six thousand people.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Dennison was about six thousand people. I live in a
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: place about twenty five thousand now. But when I was there,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I was part of that Facebook group, because that's the
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: best thing about the Internet is your local towns Facebook group,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, And one week, one night it started. I'm
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: from Omah, I'm from Lincoln. I've had door dash. I've
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: had uber eats for many years. Somebody jumped on there
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: and she's like, I'll be doing uber eats tonight until seven.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: How fucking small ashtown trash is that for? Like you
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: guys here Jenny's doing uber eats. You can get subway,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: you know, Like fucking shit, Yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: What's that is? Our Facebook? Like local community guys talked
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: about like it'd be super awesome if one of these
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: kids would do this, like and like even people are like,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: we would tip heavily. We have a whole bunch of
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: like Stone Farmers out here just craving food. But a
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: lot of them have had like eight d uys and
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: they're like, I really want this roast beef sandwich, but
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Rebecca doesn't want to fucking go out and get it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: It's with the potato and a drink.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: So, speaking of that, Stone Farmers, the dispensary that we're
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: that are friends of the show, the highest peak. They
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: actually deliver once or twice a week up and they'll
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: hit every small town and they have it laid out
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: like Tuesdays, these four small towns Wednesday, so they just
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: load up the stuff they travel and they'll drop it
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: right off to your location, and I'm like, this is
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: and it's not that. It's honestly not that much money
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: if you spend I think even over one hundred bucks.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: It's free delivery. You don't have to drive forty minutes
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: one way. That's pretty it's a it's pretty sweet.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I should be like, hey, while you're coming out, won't
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you stop at Arby's real quick? Give me that four
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: for ten?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Right? Well, I always get really confused when I go
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: to people's houses and like they're having a little party
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: and like, hey, you know, we ordered pizza and stuff.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, cool, you want to go pick it up?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: And they're like he'm delivered, and like go, oh fuck,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's awesome. That's
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I forget the people get.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: To do that.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: You're thinking, hey, yeah, any chance you're at my party,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: can you go pick up the pizza. I'd be like, oh,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: fuck yourself. You invite to me to your party to
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: be the pizza delivery boy. I've seen videos and how
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: they turn out. Oh, maybe I'm allergic to Italian sausage.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Speaking of the food, Number five was waffle fries. If
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: anybody still cared. So the most ordered items was breatable
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: French fries, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwich waffle fries. I wanted,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I know we're gonna end show here in a minute,
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  Speaker 1: because we got some things to do. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go over the most unique food combos. Number one, we'll
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  Speaker 1: go five will be dramatic. Number five was an orange creamsicle.
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  Speaker 1: And what is this? Tean? Ta? How do you say that?
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  Speaker 1: T A J I T t Oh? Yeah, what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is taheen?
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  Speaker 3: It's like a Mexican spice that they put on like
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  Speaker 3: a lot of sweet stuff like candies.
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  Speaker 1: Be pretty good. Fuck this next one pepperoni pizza and anchovi's.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how is that a most unique food? Like
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  Speaker 1: anchovies is a pizza topping? A right? Like that?
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  Speaker 2: It shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 3: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: You really you're a fan of it? Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, and listen, you don't just go eat a
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  Speaker 3: can of anchovies and.
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  Speaker 1: Just like do you cook the anchovies on it or
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  Speaker 1: is it like cooking?
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  Speaker 3: Then add after you can do that anchovy paste or
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  Speaker 3: anchovy oil in some bread. Oh oh, it's just so good.
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  Speaker 3: It's so pungent and so strong. But if you're not
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  Speaker 3: eating a bunch of it in a bite and you're
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  Speaker 3: just being a little bit, oh, it's good. You know.
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  Speaker 1: There's it remind you of eating something else that you
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  Speaker 1: probably really enjoy eating, even though you don't actually eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you like anchovies? That's the only reason
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  Speaker 1: I think that I might.
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  Speaker 3: But do you guys enjoy caesar salads?
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  Speaker 1: I do? And I know this dressing has in it.
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  Speaker 3: It's and that's not just anchovyn. There's fresh anchovies that
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  Speaker 3: are crushed up in there.
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  Speaker 1: And I call it chicken caesar diarrhea salad because whenever
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  Speaker 1: I eat it, Oh, I have.
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  Speaker 3: Three minutes believe there's anchovies in worcester Shire sauce or
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  Speaker 3: wor sauce, okay, And I mean it's very pungent, very strong.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's an acquired taste. I don't care if
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  Speaker 3: you don't like it. It's not it's good. But I'm
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  Speaker 3: just saying, man, no, I'm just it's it's a lot
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  Speaker 3: like Australians in vegemite, you know, or moremite, you know,
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  Speaker 3: that kind of like really strong, very very flavoral stuff.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta mix it with butter and have it a
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  Speaker 3: little bits.
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  Speaker 2: Very like black licorice.
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  Speaker 3: No racist, but all of them.
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  Speaker 2: The I love black licorice. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I'll fuck that ship up all day. A lot of
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  Speaker 2: people don't like that.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I like mushy noodle, but you'll eat black licorice, and
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  Speaker 1: you in the black jelly beans.
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  Speaker 2: So root beer preferredly in floats, you know, like occasionally
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  Speaker 2: doesn't prefer it that way. Now. The thing is, though,
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  Speaker 2: the only type of root beer that I will drink
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  Speaker 2: every time I go to Silver Dollar City in Branson.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to you guys. Give me some free season tickets.
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  Speaker 2: Sasparilla bro. I will buck up a Sioux City. Sasparilla.
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  Speaker 2: Fun to say, ship, it's so fucking good. Try to
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  Speaker 2: spell it.
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  Speaker 1: S O j I O U X or something is
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  Speaker 1: it's it's got city.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about Sasparilla.
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  Speaker 3: A R I O L l I O I A Sasparilla.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So it's it's weird though, there's like a
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  Speaker 2: silent R. It's like S A R S. That's how
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  Speaker 2: it starts. Sarcea. I swear to God, I swear because
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  Speaker 2: every time I see it, and I'm always like my
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  Speaker 2: pronouncing that's wrong, and everyone's like, that's a sasparillo.
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  Speaker 1: I go s A R s A p A R
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  Speaker 1: I L l A.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird. It's like sars marilla. But yeah, it's I well,
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  Speaker 2: fuck up. I can't drink one like every day obviously,
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  Speaker 2: but like, no, I'm if I'm having a root beer
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  Speaker 2: type of drink. That's brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: I like how they have to put is root beer
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  Speaker 1: alcoholic and all this stuff when you google it, it's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: just because it says beer, the root.
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  Speaker 2: Beer that have you ever had? That? That's the alcoholic
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  Speaker 2: root beer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like anything soda for root beer. Mountain, do nothing,
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  Speaker 1: Captain COKEX, you're adding booze like it's like I love pizza.
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  Speaker 1: You put anchovies on that. Son of a bitch ruins
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  Speaker 1: it for me.
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  Speaker 2: We used to okay, so again, so we don't have
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  Speaker 2: uber eats. But whenever I was a young, ambitious teenager,
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  Speaker 2: you actually, even in my early twenties, we used to
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  Speaker 2: get fucked up and just order random foods from different places.
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  Speaker 2: So we'd be like, oh, you know, it sounds good
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  Speaker 2: little Caesar's pizza, so we'll spend five bucks on that
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  Speaker 2: and then some Army's curly fries sounds money. Well, my brother,
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  Speaker 2: he fucking grabbed curly fries and put it on the pizza.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know about that fucking hit.
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  Speaker 2: If that's not on your list.
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  Speaker 3: Should be what kind of pizza? Little Caesars?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Little Caesars just like classic Pepperoni. Back in the night,
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  Speaker 2: it was five bucks, you know, Hot Ready or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But so you grab a five bucks hot Ready pizza.
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  Speaker 2: We'd get McNuggets and then we'd get the party pack.
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  Speaker 2: So I think the Taco Bell party pack that came
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  Speaker 2: with like ten tacos used to be like round eleven
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  Speaker 2: or twelve bucks. Back that it was really cheap. And
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  Speaker 2: then you'd be able to get a bucket of nuggets.
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  Speaker 2: At one point in time that was either fifty nuggets
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  Speaker 2: or they'd have the forty nugget deal. So you'd get
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  Speaker 2: those and I would put the nuggets in the fucking
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  Speaker 2: soft tacos. Oh my fucking god, bro, you talking about
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  Speaker 2: a good combination. I would eat that shit with the
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  Speaker 2: Little Caesars pizza was some curly fries on top. We
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  Speaker 2: would just get a whole bit and Wendy's frosties when
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  Speaker 2: they were a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're talking.
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  Speaker 3: Like a whale.
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  Speaker 2: Damn the how I just lean out to. I just.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's wrap up this and let's get out
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  Speaker 1: of here. Number three was fried fish sticks and green tea.
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  Speaker 1: Number two fajitas and French onion soup. Number one scallops
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  Speaker 1: and boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 2: I vote number two. That's the one that I would
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  Speaker 2: talk with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, then there's this last one. The most unique non
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  Speaker 1: food combos Oxpo Chinchilla food and Supreme Pure Fun bird
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  Speaker 1: food for parrots was number one. A laundry bag, a
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  Speaker 1: gray meshed laundry brag bag and a hydro coloid acne
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  Speaker 1: pimple patch, Fuji film, mini instant film and oralb soft toothbrush.
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  Speaker 1: So Uber Eats delivers groceries and shit too well. They
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  Speaker 1: do the nail nail lacquer and old spice, Men's swagger,
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  Speaker 1: two in one shampoo and conditioner. That's an that's a
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  Speaker 1: couple move. Or Nature's miracle advanced platinum cat scratch deterrent
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  Speaker 1: spray Pirina one plus healthy kitty dry cat food that
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  Speaker 1: seems to make sense. Shout out to the Uber Eats.
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  Speaker 2: Little on this beaver moon. I'm hoping to feed a
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  Speaker 2: whole bunch of cats.
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  Speaker 1: Who All right, let's wrap this up.
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  Speaker 3: You.
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  Speaker 1: Ben can't thank you enough. Brandon can't thank you enough.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy the rest of the beaver Moon, the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Eybody listening for whatever? Go check out the
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  Speaker 1: friends of this show and the description. They're all there,
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  Speaker 1: from Copper John's and Vermont Flannel to Fix Vodka, all
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  Speaker 1: of them. We love them, We love you. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back next week hopefully. Okay, bye, it's gonna you're tying
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  Speaker 1: deep into your fits with secresides over his side from
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  Speaker 1: Oldies Sandwiches, Sausty