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Payton MADE A HUGE MISTAKE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up. John Jay and Rich. Rich, what
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  Speaker 1: today is?
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  Speaker 2: It is National Hotel Employee Day.
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  Speaker 3: So if you know a hotel employee, make sure you
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  Speaker 3: say hello.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this means, but it is National
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  Speaker 1: Chicken Boy Day today.
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  Speaker 4: Chicken Boy.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken Boy.
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  Speaker 5: It's also National No Rhyme, No Reason Day. I don't
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  Speaker 5: even know who, like, you know, campaigned for that. It's
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  Speaker 5: National Forgiveness Day. And this is good for food. It's
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  Speaker 5: National Burnt Ends Day. Burnt ends are delicious. That's the
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  Speaker 5: side of the brisket.
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  Speaker 3: A post has gone viral that asks the question to
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  Speaker 3: anyone that used the Internet early. What's one app or
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  Speaker 3: website that you'll never forget?
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  Speaker 4: Ask Jeeves. Oh, that's good. That was good.
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  Speaker 1: That was pre-Google, even.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was good. It had a guy who
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  Speaker 4: dressed as a butler. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And you could ask anything. What about MapQuest?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That was my favorite. John Jay was really into MapQuest.
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  Speaker 3: MapQuest is good. MySpace is number one.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, is MySpace high up there?
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  Speaker 4: But it's come back. You know what I used to
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  Speaker 4: go to all the time, and I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: if it existed, was FARC.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What was that? It's still there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, is it still there? It had just fun stories
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  Speaker 3: or weird stories and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It was like whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And they're kind of funny. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go look it up right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still around.
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  Speaker 2: What about Omegle? Is Omegle on there? Because that's what
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  Speaker 2: I remember using.
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  Speaker 1: What was Omegle?
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  Speaker 2: Omegle was like video chatting with strangers and you would
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  Speaker 2: go on with your friends.
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  Speaker 6: It was totally dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: We were totally not allowed to do it, but it
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  Speaker 2: was seriously like, that's what you did.
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  Speaker 6: Seventh, seventh grade sleepover.
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  Speaker 2: We're on Omega.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to like 45 year old guys, like old
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  Speaker 1: creepy dudes.
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  Speaker 6: And they would be like doing gross stuff. It would
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  Speaker 6: be like, ah, we'd have to skip to the next one.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's on here? Uh, Ash Jeeves is on here.
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  Speaker 3: Napster is on here.
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  Speaker 4: Napster.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, I was a freak for Napster. AOL instant messenger
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  Speaker 5: is on here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Neopets.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What about like a Club Penguin or Toontown or like
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  Speaker 2: a Webkinz?
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  Speaker 3: Chat Roulette is on here. Yahoo Games is on here.
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  Speaker 3: Live Journal, E-Bombs World, and GeoCities.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember E-Bombs. I remember GeoCities, too.
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  Speaker 4: See, look, I'm on Fark right now. It is. It's
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  Speaker 4: still there. Yeah, and it kicks ass.
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  Speaker 3: If you go to Fark.com, you'll see exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a place that we should go to all
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  Speaker 3: the time instead of Reddit. Lots of like... Cool, bizarre
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  Speaker 3: stories from around the world. But anyway, Syracuse Bigfoot sighting
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  Speaker 3: turns out to be elderly nudist.
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  Speaker 5: See, those are great headlines.
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  Speaker 4: Peyton, I know you were stressed. What happened to you now, Peyton?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my goodness. Well, I was telling you guys last.
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  Speaker 2: Week how when I was leaving the house, I was
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  Speaker 2: like really disheveled on my way to work. And I
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  Speaker 2: accidentally forgot to put a shirt on. And so I
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  Speaker 2: drove all the way to work and didn't realize that
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have a shirt on.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: I have something to add to my level of disheveledness.
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  Speaker 2: So that same morning, I'm like rushing, trying to get
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  Speaker 2: out of the house. And as I got to work,
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  Speaker 2: I like couldn't find my purse anywhere. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: where's my purse?
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  Speaker 6: Where's my purse? And I'm like, oh, that's so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Like I probably left it at the house. I have
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  Speaker 2: a ton of stuff to do later. Like this is
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  Speaker 2: really inconvenient.
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  Speaker 6: So I go home after work and I'm looking for
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  Speaker 6: my purse everywhere. Everywhere, everywhere. And I'm like, this thing
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  Speaker 6: is gone. I'm saying prayers to St. Anthony. I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: I'm texting my grandma. I'm texting my husband. I'm texting
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  Speaker 6: my dad. I'm like, has anyone seen my purse?
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  Speaker 2: And then it dawned on me that I was rushing
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  Speaker 2: out of the house and my grandma, she had left
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  Speaker 2: me a bag to throw into the recycle. So as
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  Speaker 2: I was walking out of the house, I picked up
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  Speaker 2: the bag for recycle. I picked up my purse. I
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  Speaker 2: had my backpack on, walked out to the front door
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  Speaker 2: and threw my purse away with the recycle.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 6: My wallet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. All my birthday money. I had a ton
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  Speaker 2: of gift cards in there. I had a brand new
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  Speaker 2: cart in there. I was sick to my stomach.
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  Speaker 4: A cart like a.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like my wax cartridge. Like, those are expensive.
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  Speaker 4: Those are $ 35.
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  Speaker 2: Vaping?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are expensive.
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  Speaker 6: Yes. Truly, that was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Your lungs have been saved an extra day.
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  Speaker 6: Truly, that's what I was the most upset about.
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  Speaker 1: On recycle day, like it was it was getting picked up.
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  Speaker 1: Is it gone?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that thing is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you had a happy ending. Like you found it.
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  Speaker 1: You went back and got it.
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  Speaker 6: It's in the recycle bin. Now at the dump.
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  Speaker 2: And it didn't even dawn on me to even think
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  Speaker 2: to be like, oh, have someone check the trash before
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  Speaker 2: the trash guy comes.
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  Speaker 4: You have 75 people live in that house. You couldn't
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  Speaker 4: call somebody to pull it out?
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  Speaker 2: I called, but I didn't think, I told them everyone
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  Speaker 2: look for my purse, but it didn't dawn on me
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  Speaker 2: to be like, check the recycling bin.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't think that I threw my purse away.
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  Speaker 4: So when did it hit you?
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  Speaker 2: It hit me when I got home at like probably
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  Speaker 2: like at like 11, 15, because I checked the ring
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  Speaker 2: camera and you can see me carry my purse out. Oh, no. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's so bad.
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  Speaker 1: So you've got to get a new ID.
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  Speaker 2: I have to get a new everything. And what's really
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  Speaker 2: inconvenient is, like, I just had a name change. So
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  Speaker 2: I just got all new cards, all new IDs, and
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  Speaker 2: now I'm going to have to go get it again.
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  Speaker 2: And the one thing, though, I kept trying to be,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really, like, in my 28th year of life, I'm
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  Speaker 2: really trying to be more positive and see the bright, like,
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  Speaker 2: see the positive in things. And so I'm a really
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  Speaker 2: big believer in the burnt toast theory right now.
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  Speaker 4: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: You know the burnt toast theory?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: The burnt toast theory is when, like, something inconvenient happens.
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  Speaker 2: happens to you but it's saving you from a larger
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  Speaker 2: income oh yeah yeah so the idea is that oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh i burnt my toast i'm gonna be late
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  Speaker 2: to work but in reality you probably just dodged a
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  Speaker 2: car accident you could.
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  Speaker 6: Have died right you know so that's the logic and
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  Speaker 6: i'm like how do i burn toast theory.
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  Speaker 3: This i mean how do i look at this i
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  Speaker 3: can burn toast theory for you you didn't smoke that
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  Speaker 3: cartridge now you have healthier lungs.
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  Speaker 2: But i really wanted it i i actually posted it
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  Speaker 2: on tiktok and someone was like girl you could have
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  Speaker 2: gotten mugged for your purse just be happy there you.
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  Speaker 4: Go i was Was it the purse Kyle got you?
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  Speaker 6: No, thank God.
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  Speaker 2: And that was actually another reason too because I had
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  Speaker 2: just swapped it. I swapped one of my nicer bags
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  Speaker 2: to one of a bag that I thrifted.
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  Speaker 6: So the bag I threw away was like... Because I
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  Speaker 6: was like, usually you carry the Louis Vuitton your dad
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  Speaker 6: got you. And I'm like, not that one. No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't my expensive purse. But there was probably... I mean,
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  Speaker 2: aside from my cards... My cash, I had like 300
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  Speaker 2: bucks in cash.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man, that gets sunk.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that pains me. And I called the recycling, the
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  Speaker 2: city recycle. And I was like, hi, like, I know
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  Speaker 2: you guys like usually use a conveyor belt because in
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  Speaker 2: the city of Chile, they're very strict on what goes.
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  Speaker 6: In your recycle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe like you guys, she was like, yeah, girl, once
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  Speaker 2: it's in that trash can, that is gone.
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  Speaker 1: That's a goner.
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  Speaker 4: You always hear stories.
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  Speaker 3: About someone threw away their wedding ring and they go
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  Speaker 3: through the dump.
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  Speaker 1: That's the dump.
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  Speaker 4: They recycle.
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  Speaker 1: They smush it, though, right?
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  Speaker 4: Did you find out?
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  Speaker 3: If you say what your street is, they tell you
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  Speaker 3: where it dumps and what?
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  Speaker 6: She told me. She said that I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I asked.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, can you tell me where the dump
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  Speaker 2: is so I can go? And she says it's not
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  Speaker 2: open to the public.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I visualize when that's happening? Like a
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  Speaker 3: split screen if it was a movie. You're talking to
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  Speaker 3: this girl on the phone. Meanwhile, she's got your purse
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  Speaker 3: counting the money.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, no, I can't get it.
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  Speaker 4: Can't go.
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  Speaker 6: It's private.
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  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, she's like, that's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it had a different ending.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had a happy ending.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be positive about it because it could
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  Speaker 2: have been worse.
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  Speaker 6: It could have been my Louie.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: There's your burnt toast. Yeah. Wow, what a bummer.
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  Speaker 1: I know, that still sucks.
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  Speaker 4: What a bummer.
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  Speaker 6: But that just shows you the kind of morning.
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  Speaker 4: I was having. Do you have the video? Do you
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  Speaker 4: have the video?
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  Speaker 1: Can you post it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I probably can find it. Yeah, because I just
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  Speaker 6: have to go back and save it on the Ring camera.
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  Speaker 4: So what? There she is, throwing away her purse. So sad.
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  Speaker 3: There's Payton not needing all this money.
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  Speaker 6: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: Recycle.
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  Speaker 1: When's the last time you had $ 300 cash on you?
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  Speaker 1: I never have.
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  Speaker 6: When it's your birthday. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's where all my.
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  Speaker 6: Birthday cash was. So annoying, but it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It is what it is.