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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the Mark Simone Show on seven ten WR Well.
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  Speaker 2: The Great Jimmy Fla, the Great talk show host, comedian.
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  Speaker 2: You can hear them every night at nine o'clock nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight every night here on seven to ten WOR
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  Speaker 2: and watch them Saturday Night's best late night show on
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  Speaker 2: TV Saturday nights at ten Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing great.
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  Speaker 1: I did not know until a week ago that in
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  Speaker 1: addition to being mister New York you're also mister matchmaker.
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  Speaker 3: So can I just tell a two second story? Mark Simone? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: last week we're taping Fox News Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: I have the Riza there from the Wu Tang Plan,
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  Speaker 1: which you don't get a lot of Wu Tang Plan
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  Speaker 1: on Fox News. I don't know if you know that
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  Speaker 1: kind of the beauty of my show.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, there is a couple in the back of
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  Speaker 4: my show that has been listening to me on your
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  Speaker 4: show that came to my show and they had just
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  Speaker 4: gotten engaged and this was their first this is their
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  Speaker 4: first out night out getting a gauge. So I said,
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't sound like you're having a really nice wedding
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  Speaker 4: If he's taking you to cheap dates like this.
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  Speaker 1: But the point is this all happened because of Mark Simon.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna be in the wedding downs. I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: this works, but I was. I had to share that
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 2: We go Jimmy Fayler. It's the best late night show
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  Speaker 2: until he tapes it Friday evening. So if you want
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  Speaker 2: to come, the tickets are free. You can invite somebody.
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  Speaker 2: This is a perfect date. You don't have to tell
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  Speaker 2: him it was free, you know, just bring them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope I didn't get that guy in trouble
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  Speaker 4: now that now you think.
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  Speaker 1: About it, because I go, oh wow, so he's taking
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  Speaker 1: you to free shows. He's already given up. You're not
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  Speaker 1: even married yet. That's a good point. I might have
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  Speaker 1: just I might have just ruined the marriage.
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  Speaker 3: You got him together.
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  Speaker 2: I broke him up that So bring your date to
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  Speaker 2: see Jimmy Faylor. They tape in the middle of Manhattan
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  Speaker 2: here and don't say it's free, just say, hey, arrange
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  Speaker 2: for us to go see Jimmy fail It. It's a
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  Speaker 2: great night. Where do you go to get the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Fox across America dot Com, Fox.
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  Speaker 3: Free Seats, Come hang out, see the Fox people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all the fun stuff it is.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, do you know Stephen Colbert goes off the year
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  Speaker 2: in two weeks? Will you miss him? I won't miss something.
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  Speaker 3: Talk about addition by subtraction. You know, now we've talked
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  Speaker 3: about this.
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  Speaker 1: They need to replace him there, putting Byron Allen in
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  Speaker 1: there with a show called Comics Unleashed, which is really
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  Speaker 1: going to throw their viewers for a curve because there'll
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  Speaker 1: be comedy there and they you know, they haven't aired
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  Speaker 1: a comedy show in that time slot and I guess
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  Speaker 1: about fifteen years or whatever the heck it was when
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  Speaker 1: Letterman left and got cranky.
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  Speaker 3: But for comics, like seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he was so bad for us because you know,
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  Speaker 1: traditional late night shows, Mark, We'll have comedians on. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the big break was going on Parson doing a set
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  Speaker 1: and if you liked you, that kind of made your career.
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  Speaker 1: Colbert didn't do that for comics, okay, And when he
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  Speaker 1: had comedians on, they were pre taped segments where he
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even there.
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  Speaker 3: Really, they were just dropping this stuff in.
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  Speaker 1: The show, you know, completely fake and it just it
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  Speaker 1: didn't help comics. He's the one late night host who
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  Speaker 1: actually helped no one, literally no and maybe Chuck Schumer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I know you gotta go, you gotta run. But
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  Speaker 2: so Jimmy fails on w o R nine to midnight
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  Speaker 2: every night. What do you got tonight on the show?
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  Speaker 1: Tonight's a heat her? So got another Trump siding? I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to have Eric, I believe tonight according to my
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  Speaker 1: according to my book of Mikey, he comes on once
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  Speaker 1: in a while and apologizes for whatever Lara does.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: She's great, so him and I'm waiting for a callback
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  Speaker 1: from Tom Holman because I had his personal trainer on yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And what happens is every time every time I tell
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  Speaker 1: a Tom Holman joke, he usually calls and threatens my life.
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  Speaker 1: And he hasn't threatened me yet, so I'm assuming he's
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  Speaker 1: calling into the show.
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  Speaker 3: So I'll keep you posted.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, So you have to leave early? Where
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  Speaker 2: do you have to go now? You're going to do something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to go do a TV hit on Harris's show.
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  Speaker 1: But every time they do this to me at the
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  Speaker 1: last minute, I get makeup. I run down to this
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  Speaker 1: and then Trump starts talking and they cover that for
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  Speaker 1: the next hour and thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: We'll call us back.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're here, Nope, I'll clay from the makeup chair.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, Jimmy Fiala always great checking in with you,
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  Speaker 2: and we'll be listening tonight at nine, and watch the
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  Speaker 2: TV show Saturday nights at ten. And you go to
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  Speaker 2: Fox across America. You can get tickets to be in
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  Speaker 2: the audience. It's great, it's free. All right, good luck,
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk to you soon.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff, mister matchmaker.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, take care. Thanks. Yeah, this is a short
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  Speaker 2: one because he has to go do a TV show.
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  Speaker 2: You know. I was on Fox yesterday. I was on
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  Speaker 2: Cudlow yesterday. It's don't tell anybody, but I never get
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  Speaker 2: any makeup. I can't stand makeup. There's like six makeup chairs,
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  Speaker 2: six makeup of people there, and if they ever say
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  Speaker 2: do you need me, no, no, I got it from her.
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  Speaker 2: And if she comes over, no, I got it from him.
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  Speaker 2: So I avoid makeup that way. But I watched some
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  Speaker 2: of these guests. They get there early and they go
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  Speaker 2: sit in this makeup chair for like forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell they're doing. For forty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes, the woman is brushing stuff on their face,
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  Speaker 2: using a sponge on their face, and they're wiping this
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  Speaker 2: and they're taking that eyebrow pancil. I can't stand that.
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  Speaker 2: It's just it's just off. Now, you sit there for
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  Speaker 2: forty minutes, you get all this goop put all over
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  Speaker 2: your face. Then you go on for eight minutes, and
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  Speaker 2: then you got the two choices. You can walk around
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  Speaker 2: with this because it looks pretty good. They got great
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  Speaker 2: makeup people looks great. You can walk around with that
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of the night. But you know, there's
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  Speaker 2: certain TV people who do that and probably as you
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  Speaker 2: go out in the daylight, you look kind of ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: It looks good, but they can see you got makeup
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  Speaker 2: on all over your face. Or you got to get
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  Speaker 2: that those wipes with all that goop on them and
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  Speaker 2: wipe all this makeup off. That takes five minutes. So
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  Speaker 2: don't tell anybody, But I never have any makeup on television.
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  Speaker 2: And it's been years and years and years of doing
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  Speaker 2: millions and millions and millions of shows at all these places,
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  Speaker 2: nobody's ever said anything nobody's ever noticed. And watch carefully
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  Speaker 2: next time. I month, you can't see any difference. Not really.
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  Speaker 2: So hey, we're talking about Colbert. He had Obama on?
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  Speaker 2: Was it last night of the Night before. You wonder
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  Speaker 2: why this guy has no ratings and why the show
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  Speaker 2: loses twenty or thirty million a year. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: guess it's a big thing to have Obama on. But
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  Speaker 2: have him on the set, you know, have him come out,
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  Speaker 2: you introduce him, the audience is there. He makes a
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  Speaker 2: few jokes, it's cute, it's funny. It was taped at
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  Speaker 2: the Obama Library or the Obama Conference Center something. It
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  Speaker 2: was a dead serious interview, Obama lecturing America. Nothing funny
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  Speaker 2: in it. Him and Colbert in an empty room, pontificating series.
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  Speaker 2: This is why the guy's going off the air, and
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy fail is right. It was supposed to be late
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  Speaker 2: night comedy with Steve Allen. It was Jack Parr, was
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  Speaker 2: Johnny Carson, it was Jay Leno, it was Letterman, although
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  Speaker 2: Letterman went nuts at the end. You remember, Letterman had
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  Speaker 2: very good ratings. He was actually beaten the tonight show.
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  Speaker 2: Then he took a sharp turn to the left and
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  Speaker 2: became an angry left wing guy on the air, and
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  Speaker 2: that was kind of it for him. His ratings dropped
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  Speaker 2: in half, and that's why he's pretty much gone. He's
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  Speaker 2: speaking to Kimmel. A lot of Colbert's going off the
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  Speaker 2: year because there has no ratings, no ratings, and they've
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  Speaker 2: been losing money. The show loses about twenty or thirty
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  Speaker 2: million a year. It's the same thing with Kimble, no
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  Speaker 2: ratings at all. Remember he got suspended for a week
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  Speaker 2: and when he was suspended for the weekend, they decided
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  Speaker 2: to just throw on a reruns of a game show instead.
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  Speaker 2: That got triple the ratings triple, So it could happen
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  Speaker 2: at any moment. They only signed a one year extension
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  Speaker 2: with him. It could happen at any moment, they announced
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  Speaker 2: getting to Kimmel, because with a one year extension, you
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  Speaker 2: can cancel anytime. The worst that happens, you have to
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  Speaker 2: pay off the rest of the year on that contract.
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  Speaker 2: But that's pretty much what the severance would be anyway,
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  Speaker 2: So he could get canceled at any point. So a
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  Speaker 2: lot of nervous left wing cooks all over Los Angeles
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  Speaker 2: have started putting up billboards and signs. Actually looks like
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  Speaker 2: the crazygroup move on dot org. As part of this,
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  Speaker 2: they're targeting Disney and ABC offices. It's billboards demanding that
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  Speaker 2: Kimmel stay on the air, protect free speech, stand against
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  Speaker 2: FCC censorship. So not only billboards, but this costs a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money. They've got mobile billboards that you can
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  Speaker 2: drive around, so they're driving them around Disney headquarters, Disney,
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  Speaker 2: ABC Television, ABC seven, Disney's corporate office in Burbank, California,
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  Speaker 2: So a lot of locations for Disney out there, so
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  Speaker 2: they keep driving them around. Just it's kind of a secret,
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of a veiled threat to these executives
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  Speaker 2: that if you take him off, we're going to be
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  Speaker 2: picketing you. We're going to be outside your doors all
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  Speaker 2: the time. And interesting, So you know all these billionaires
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  Speaker 2: moving to Florida. Elon Musk, that's the last guy you
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  Speaker 2: thought would move to Miami. But Elon Musk seen touring
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  Speaker 2: a new property. It's a mansion under construction. It's expected
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  Speaker 2: to be one of the most expensive mansions in Florida,
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  Speaker 2: three hundred million. It's still into construction, but Elon Musk
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  Speaker 2: was seen touring the property, so he may be the
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