Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show November 11th 2025 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Biz are phenomenon.
- 0:01Speaker 2: Well, because I've been that drunk. Oh yeah, I've barned
- 0:04Speaker 2: dumpsters dumpster hell yeah, bro.
- 0:06Speaker 1: And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
- 0:08Speaker 1: getting back to my room. I don't remember how I
- 0:11Speaker 1: got drowned.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Bat And now back to the Woody Show.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Yeah you are shea.
- 0:20Speaker 2: It's time for a dumb ass contest.
- 0:23Speaker 4: This is I think of all the things that we
- 0:26Speaker 4: do on the show, my wife hates ninety eight ninety
- 0:31Speaker 4: eight point of them.
- 0:34Speaker 5: But boy does she love this. Excuse me still bucking up.
- 0:38Speaker 5: The cookies that Tyler's mom made are so good. Sam,
- 0:41Speaker 5: It's like, oh, I haven't had one yet. I'm like,
- 0:42Speaker 5: I haven't had one either. I've had seven.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Love it when I burth taste good.
- 0:50Speaker 4: Yeah, then you can re swallow it anyway. Time for
- 0:55Speaker 4: today's dumbass contest, which is fast Shick.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Fat Check or Skinning Chick, Fat Chick, Skinny Chicks. So
- 1:04Speaker 2: we have a volunteer.
- 1:07Speaker 4: It was offered to answer some questions and uh, and
- 1:10Speaker 4: then we're gonna we're gonna listen to the answers. Then
- 1:13Speaker 4: we're gonna try to make a guess and educate a
- 1:15Speaker 4: guess if we have a fat check or a skinny
- 1:19Speaker 4: chick on the line.
- 1:19Speaker 6: And just to be clear, is this somebody we forced
- 1:21Speaker 6: to do this?
- 1:22Speaker 7: No?
- 1:22Speaker 2: No, that's why I said, it's a it's a volunteer.
- 1:24Speaker 6: I want to double checker.
- 1:25Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's it's it's just a it's just a
- 1:28Speaker 4: volunteer situation.
- 1:30Speaker 2: And we have let's see Emily. Good morning, Emily, Hey,
- 1:35Speaker 2: good morning, how are you hi?
- 1:38Speaker 4: Yeah, so you heard us play this game, because that's
- 1:41Speaker 4: typically when we say, hey, if you want to be
- 1:42Speaker 4: a volunteer for a future round, So you heard us
- 1:44Speaker 4: playing this game, and then you decided to call in
- 1:47Speaker 4: and uh and and volunteer yourself, right, absolutely, Okay, No,
- 1:52Speaker 4: no one's got a gun to your head or anything
- 1:54Speaker 4: about participating this game.
- 1:56Speaker 2: No, okay, cool, all right, We just we just want
- 1:58Speaker 2: to clarify for the dumb dumbs out out there.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Now.
- 2:01Speaker 2: All we asked that you give it exactly right. All
- 2:04Speaker 2: we asked that you give us some.
- 2:06Speaker 4: Honest answers and then uh, and then we have whatever
- 2:09Speaker 4: picture you sent over to Morgan. Morgan is the only
- 2:11Speaker 4: one who knows, by the way, what the answer is
- 2:13Speaker 4: here is, Well, we have it. We have a picture.
- 2:14Speaker 4: It's on a piece of paper, it's all folded up,
- 2:16Speaker 4: and then we'll open up at the end of the game.
- 2:18Speaker 4: And who wants to give the first question?
- 2:21Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now.
- 2:22Speaker 8: I'm already locked in, but I'll play along anyway.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Write it down, Write it down on a piece of
- 2:29Speaker 2: paper and fold it up.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, right, write your guest, what.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Was the last big accessory you bought?
- 2:38Speaker 9: Thinking like, you know, a popcorn tin and a stupid
- 2:41Speaker 9: movie theater, or you know, a Starbucks New Bear drink
- 2:45Speaker 9: folder or hell a Boo boo or anything like that.
- 2:48Speaker 9: What's the less big accessory or silly accessory you bought?
- 2:52Speaker 10: Yes, on the popcorn tin, but probably some jewelry for sure.
- 2:56Speaker 4: Okay, but right now, bucket, tim whatever, what kind you get.
- 3:03Speaker 10: It's whatever they gave us for free. I think we
- 3:05Speaker 10: saw some I'm trying to think some big movie and
- 3:07Speaker 10: they gave us a promo.
- 3:09Speaker 2: It was a free one. And the Marvel Yeah, okay,
- 3:12Speaker 2: you did go to a Marvel movie on purpose in
- 3:14Speaker 2: the theater? Okay, of course.
- 3:16Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm addicted to those.
- 3:19Speaker 2: I was going to ask her, no kids.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna ask if you're a fan of sci.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Fi, absolutely what's your favorite sci fi movie?
- 3:29Speaker 10: Ooh, that's a good one. Well, last night I just
- 3:32Speaker 10: watched Miss Peregreen School for Peculiar Kids. That was pretty
- 3:36Speaker 10: bum Okay, so I'm going to say that right now,
- 3:39Speaker 10: but I actually love anything by Tim Burton or something.
- 3:43Speaker 7: You know.
- 3:44Speaker 11: Sammy had a question a long time ago that has
- 3:46Speaker 11: really stuck with me that I love.
- 3:48Speaker 6: Do you own any kimonos?
- 3:51Speaker 10: That's funny. You should say that we own a bunch
- 3:53Speaker 10: of lizards.
- 3:58Speaker 6: I would think it like those varying robes and stuff.
- 4:01Speaker 11: Yeah, Komodo like a kid road, not a Komodo dragon.
- 4:05Speaker 10: I wish I could, but no, But we have like
- 4:08Speaker 10: bearded lizards, geckos. We bought something we thought it.
- 4:13Speaker 9: Was the.
- 4:16Speaker 7: I love that.
- 4:18Speaker 2: You need to bring us some bugs in play bugs.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I love bugs.
- 4:22Speaker 10: Yes, I have a taxi durmy collection.
- 4:27Speaker 2: This is my fastest round ever. All right, you said
- 4:32Speaker 2: you have kids.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Are you married?
- 4:34Speaker 10: Yes? How long you've been married with him for twenty
- 4:38Speaker 10: four years?
- 4:39Speaker 2: And married like twelve okay, but together twenty four years? Okay?
- 4:44Speaker 2: How old are your kids?
- 4:46Speaker 10: Fourteen and ten?
- 4:48Speaker 2: Fourteen?
- 4:48Speaker 9: Ten?
- 4:48Speaker 2: Did you play any sports in high.
- 4:50Speaker 4: School, I think, so, yeah, did you play.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Sports in high school?
- 4:57Speaker 8: Well?
- 4:57Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I mean I was a cheerleader.
- 4:59Speaker 9: Yeah, interesting, that's a sport. Do you give passes to
- 5:03Speaker 9: people who?
- 5:04Speaker 10: People?
- 5:05Speaker 2: Kids like? Our kids allowed to have like dragons and turns?
- 5:08Speaker 7: I mean kids.
- 5:09Speaker 1: If I was a parent, I wouldn't allow it.
- 5:13Speaker 10: Kids snakes because you know, like they eat meat and
- 5:17Speaker 10: that's kind of sad than that, you know, everything is good?
- 5:20Speaker 10: Do you My favorite are tarantulas? That's my favorite?
- 5:24Speaker 2: Do you typically?
- 5:26Speaker 4: I mean, I know those different case for different things,
- 5:28Speaker 4: but on average, do you say that you tuck your
- 5:30Speaker 4: shirts in or where I'm untuckeduck?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Do you now or have you ever had facial piercings?
- 5:36Speaker 7: Oh?
- 5:37Speaker 3: No?
- 5:38Speaker 2: Please? Do you have any tattoos? Y? Yeah, she's a
- 5:42Speaker 2: lizard person in your opinion? What's the dumbest tattoo you have?
- 5:47Speaker 10: Maybe one on my arm because it was like the
- 5:49Speaker 10: nineties sort of you know, I.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Remember the ones that go around your arm like a
- 5:53Speaker 2: tribal band.
- 5:55Speaker 10: It's not like, yeah it's it's a butterfly, but it
- 5:57Speaker 10: looks it's just stupid.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Beer or wine both both, So if you had to
- 6:03Speaker 2: pick one, I'm thirsty. What one beer or wine?
- 6:07Speaker 4: If you had to pick one wine, wine, wine or
- 6:11Speaker 4: weed m wine?
- 6:15Speaker 6: What's your favorite fast food place? All nice?
- 6:19Speaker 2: Do you have long hair or short hair?
- 6:22Speaker 7: Long?
- 6:23Speaker 1: Have you ever worn it in pigtails?
- 6:28Speaker 10: No?
- 6:29Speaker 11: Is your hair color a quote unquote normal natural color?
- 6:33Speaker 6: Is it like dyed? A crazy color?
- 6:35Speaker 10: Bright red?
- 6:37Speaker 2: Bright red, bright red color? Color color like Wendy's.
- 6:44Speaker 10: Did it?
- 6:45Speaker 5: So?
- 6:45Speaker 10: It's pretty bright right now, but then it fades to
- 6:47Speaker 10: like a copper penny.
- 6:49Speaker 2: What do you what do you do for a living?
- 6:50Speaker 10: Teacher?
- 6:51Speaker 2: Teacher? You mean hero?
- 6:56Speaker 1: How? What?
- 6:57Speaker 2: What?
- 6:57Speaker 1: What grade?
- 6:58Speaker 2: Or what level?
- 7:00Speaker 10: School?
- 7:01Speaker 2: God?
- 7:01Speaker 6: Bless?
- 7:02Speaker 1: Do you like roller coasters?
- 7:04Speaker 10: Love?
- 7:05Speaker 3: Have you ever been denied entry?
- 7:10Speaker 1: Maybe?
- 7:10Speaker 2: Maybe she has a Caesar question? Do you drink regular
- 7:13Speaker 2: soda or diet soda?
- 7:16Speaker 10: All? But since I drink lots and lots and lots
- 7:19Speaker 10: of soda diet back, My students bring me diet cokes
- 7:23Speaker 10: all the time, like.
- 7:23Speaker 2: That's that's the deal.
- 7:24Speaker 10: They get door dash, they have to get me a
- 7:26Speaker 10: diet coke?
- 7:26Speaker 4: Al right, so side side side question, do you prefer
- 7:30Speaker 4: actual diet coke or are you cool with the coke
- 7:32Speaker 4: zero like medicine?
- 7:33Speaker 10: I don't really love the cokes there I was raised
- 7:37Speaker 10: with diet coke. Fact, I had all silver teeth as
- 7:39Speaker 10: a kid because my parents put coke in my my bottle.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome.
- 7:46Speaker 9: Another side questions your kids get door dash at school?
- 7:50Speaker 10: They do?
- 7:53Speaker 3: Go back to the bottle.
- 7:54Speaker 1: There's so many questions.
- 7:56Speaker 11: Yeah, did you give your kids coke and a bottle
- 7:59Speaker 11: like when they were babies?
- 8:00Speaker 10: Only one of them? No, only one of them? Like
- 8:03Speaker 10: soda unfortunately, I love it.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Do you do you have your toes done? Yeah? Do
- 8:09Speaker 2: you still have all your toes?
- 8:14Speaker 10: If? I do, I do my own. I have my
- 8:16Speaker 10: little jels.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I do you said?
- 8:18Speaker 1: You said you mentioned jewelry that you like to buy jewelry.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Do you have a huge amount of ear rings?
- 8:25Speaker 10: Yes?
- 8:27Speaker 2: Earrings or just piercings? Are both?
- 8:29Speaker 10: I used to have full artillery in my ears, but
- 8:32Speaker 10: you know, once they became well, I kind of okay.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Do you have a dog? Yep? Are you the one
- 8:40Speaker 2: that walks it? We all do? We all do?
- 8:43Speaker 10: But yeah, yeah I do, but we all do? Yeah?
- 8:47Speaker 2: Okay, but you go any other questions. Here's the thing.
- 8:51Speaker 2: I felt like I was pretty locked in.
- 8:54Speaker 8: Uh I could draw a picture of I guess really
- 8:59Speaker 8: you're not confident.
- 9:00Speaker 4: All right, all right, I'm I'm locked. I'm just gonna
- 9:03Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with my gut
- 9:05Speaker 4: on this one. Everybody else locked.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah I was because he was early locked.
- 9:10Speaker 4: Well, no, we're we're gonna go with Menace last, because
- 9:12Speaker 4: he already had his guest locked in.
- 9:14Speaker 9: Right.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Well, well we'll we'll find out. Uh, we'll start with you.
- 9:20Speaker 9: I mean the age of you know, being with a
- 9:23Speaker 9: guy for twenty four years. Things accumulate over time, the profession, uh,
- 9:28Speaker 9: everything about this is a larger lady, you know, having
- 9:32Speaker 9: your wizards and stuff at home.
- 9:34Speaker 2: That just screams uh see clean.
- 9:37Speaker 4: I mean I did have the lizard in the fat column,
- 9:39Speaker 4: But it's the fact that she's got kids too, like
- 9:42Speaker 4: because kids are yeah, are you your kids?
- 9:45Speaker 3: Boys?
- 9:45Speaker 2: Girls?
- 9:46Speaker 10: Boys?
- 9:47Speaker 2: All right, see that's what I mean. Hm hmm, So
- 9:51Speaker 2: you're going fast?
- 9:52Speaker 1: Yeah all right?
- 9:53Speaker 2: Uh Menace were waiting for Oh yeah, we'll go last time, Sammy.
- 9:58Speaker 12: I say fat lots of ear rings for like accessories
- 10:04Speaker 12: means that that's sort of what you're not having to
- 10:05Speaker 12: change out to distract them all the time.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Yeah, is what you like?
- 10:08Speaker 12: The obviously soda when you're a baby.
- 10:14Speaker 2: Started glaring on.
- 10:17Speaker 9: There, unhealthy home life.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Now here's the thing, Emily, I can relate to you
- 10:23Speaker 4: because when when when I was a baby, my mom
- 10:27Speaker 4: put me uh to bed with the bottle that had
- 10:30Speaker 4: like milk and stuff in it, and so the milk
- 10:33Speaker 4: would sit on the teeth because the bottle would be there,
- 10:36Speaker 4: and that that you should not do that. So I
- 10:38Speaker 4: ended up having I had caps on my three or
- 10:41Speaker 4: four bottom teeth there. Yeah, when I was a baby.
- 10:44Speaker 4: For it wasn't soda. God, I wish it was soda.
- 10:46Speaker 4: That would have been cool.
- 10:49Speaker 3: That was another thing that my.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Parents never bought growing up. Man, honeyboo, we had what
- 10:53Speaker 2: mountain dew right, red bull right menace? You're locked in
- 10:57Speaker 2: locked in fat, all right, Greg Gory.
- 11:00Speaker 1: There was a few things that threw me here. I
- 11:02Speaker 1: did ask about the ear rings for the same reason,
- 11:04Speaker 1: you know, like I think that's your go to accessory
- 11:08Speaker 1: that's easy to change out a lot. Uh And having
- 11:11Speaker 1: never worn pigtails, even though I find pigtails ugly, I
- 11:14Speaker 1: think that's only a skinny girl thing. So I reluctantly
- 11:18Speaker 1: am walking in with fat.
- 11:20Speaker 11: Yeah, every single thing she said except for former cheerleader
- 11:25Speaker 11: tucked and shirt and long hair.
- 11:26Speaker 6: Everything else was in the big Beautiful woman.
- 11:30Speaker 9: Mentioned that the wild hair falls under the lots of ears.
- 11:33Speaker 9: It's like, I don't want to change the really hard
- 11:35Speaker 9: thing to change about me.
- 11:36Speaker 11: So I'm gonna throw accessories and just gotta be a curvaceous,
- 11:40Speaker 11: luscious lady.
- 11:41Speaker 1: All right.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Uh.
- 11:43Speaker 4: I initially was leaning fat the Marvel addict.
- 11:49Speaker 2: Oh that don't forget.
- 11:50Speaker 4: There's so many the lizard thing taxidermy. So taxidermy is
- 11:55Speaker 4: not a kid thing, but Bien with her her her
- 12:00Speaker 4: husband for twenty four years. I did have the soda
- 12:03Speaker 4: thing on there, even though it is diet. But again,
- 12:07Speaker 4: diet soda typically goes to the bigger people. The skinny
- 12:10Speaker 4: people drink the regular soda for the most part. So
- 12:12Speaker 4: that's one of my go tos for this game. But
- 12:15Speaker 4: here's the thing, there's I have a bunch of other
- 12:17Speaker 4: stuff in the skinny.
- 12:18Speaker 2: Column, right. I have the name Emily.
- 12:21Speaker 4: Yeah, the name is big.
- 12:23Speaker 2: It's how Men's picks football team. But like on things
- 12:26Speaker 2: like that, so I have Emily.
- 12:28Speaker 4: I have cheerleader under skinny, the fact that she mostly
- 12:33Speaker 4: wears her shirts tucked in. Fat people don't really do
- 12:35Speaker 4: that wine. And then even given the other options, Iosh
- 12:39Speaker 4: said both for beer, but stuck stuck with wine. The
- 12:44Speaker 4: long hair, I feel like I see more short haircuts
- 12:48Speaker 4: on bigger girls.
- 12:50Speaker 6: I had all these in mind. I get it.
- 12:52Speaker 2: I'm going skinny wow. Okay, yeah.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Now, if I had to guess after the first three
- 12:58Speaker 4: seconds of the call, I would have I would have
- 13:01Speaker 4: got the other way.
- 13:02Speaker 1: But I was.
- 13:02Speaker 4: I was slowly swayed. Man, as you said that you
- 13:05Speaker 4: had a guest right off the bat. Now before we
- 13:06Speaker 4: get there, did you end up with the same the
- 13:09Speaker 4: same conclusion for your initial gut reaction or gut instinct?
- 13:13Speaker 3: Was I swayed at all? Yes?
- 13:16Speaker 2: The same answer, same answer.
- 13:18Speaker 1: All right?
- 13:19Speaker 4: Uh, do you want to just hold up the piece
- 13:21Speaker 4: of paper that you wrote down your answer on?
- 13:23Speaker 3: Well, I mean, Craig, do you want to reveal it or.
- 13:25Speaker 2: You don't open the paper? Original answer? Yeah, the original answer.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Hold it up? Hold it up?
- 13:30Speaker 3: Here we go?
- 13:31Speaker 2: All right, skinny?
- 13:33Speaker 1: Alright?
- 13:33Speaker 7: Whoa?
- 13:34Speaker 2: Okay?
- 13:36Speaker 4: Now, what made you initially like right off the bat
- 13:38Speaker 4: like that? Because I think we all assumed that he
- 13:40Speaker 4: thought cause like you would. I've never met a fat
- 13:45Speaker 4: Emily in.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Her voice her.
- 13:51Speaker 8: Voice confirmed its voice, pleasant voice, Yes, very pleasant.
- 13:55Speaker 9: That women named Emily Ailli in Paris obviously skinny.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, are we ready to find out?
- 14:04Speaker 4: Now we have the we have the printed out picture
- 14:06Speaker 4: that Morgan provided each one of us with, and it's
- 14:08Speaker 4: it's folded up here in front of us, and on
- 14:11Speaker 4: the count of.
- 14:11Speaker 7: Three, we're gonna open up.
- 14:12Speaker 2: We're gonna find out fat chick or skinny chick? Are
- 14:15Speaker 2: you ready?
- 14:16Speaker 7: Yeah? One, two, three, and.
- 14:31Speaker 4: Not just skinny, I mean like real skin, like like
- 14:34Speaker 4: lucky skinny.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Wow, damn, girl, damn girl. Minutes, thank you, minutes we
- 14:40Speaker 2: did it.
- 14:41Speaker 3: That was that was shocking, very damn.
- 14:45Speaker 6: I thought you were gonna have curves all day and
- 14:46Speaker 6: all night.
- 14:47Speaker 2: Yeah, which mean fine.
- 14:48Speaker 6: I would have loved it.
- 14:49Speaker 9: These photos you don't pick up on, like weird hair colors,
- 14:52Speaker 9: you don't pick up.
- 14:52Speaker 2: On weird piercings agents.
- 14:56Speaker 4: By the way, for the haters of this game, I
- 14:58Speaker 4: would like to point out that we never said that
- 15:00Speaker 4: fat was bad.
- 15:01Speaker 6: No, I said she's luscious.
- 15:02Speaker 2: The whole idea is just to figure out which is which.
- 15:06Speaker 2: That's the game. It's not one is bad and one
- 15:08Speaker 2: is good.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Yeah, she loves Taco Bell.
- 15:14Speaker 6: Emily.
- 15:15Speaker 4: Yeah, you know we're actually Emily. Congratulations and just for
- 15:18Speaker 4: me to get great suport. We're going to hook you
- 15:20Speaker 4: up with a prize.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Thank you so.
- 15:22Speaker 4: Much, and we could out here for sure maybe maybe
- 15:28Speaker 4: all right, am I hang on one second and Morgan,
- 15:29Speaker 4: we'll get all your info to send you your prize.
- 15:32Speaker 1: So fun.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Hey, thank you. You know how this this game started.
- 15:37Speaker 4: And it's going to sound like a lie because I
- 15:40Speaker 4: was with a personal trainer ready off, that's what I'm saying.
- 15:44Speaker 4: And uh and and she was telling me because we
- 15:47Speaker 4: were talking about like my eating habits and things like that,
- 15:50Speaker 4: and she goes, you know, it's interesting, she goes, I
- 15:52Speaker 4: can always tell when a potential client I have the
- 15:55Speaker 4: initial consultation call with them, I can already tell what
- 15:58Speaker 4: I'm going to be dealing with, like just how much
- 16:00Speaker 4: August we're gonna have to make or how much work
- 16:01Speaker 4: we're gonna have to do, based on different things that
- 16:04Speaker 4: they tell me to go really, because in radio it's
- 16:07Speaker 4: the complete opposite. If they sound hot and whatever, they're
- 16:11Speaker 4: typically not. And the ones who sound like, oh my god,
- 16:14Speaker 4: this is probably some kind of beast, it's typically look yeah,
- 16:17Speaker 4: so like many a dj have been burned on the
- 16:20Speaker 4: request lines talking to people late at night that would
- 16:23Speaker 4: call in and like we should meet up after the show,
- 16:26Speaker 4: and they meet up and it's like, oh my god.
- 16:29Speaker 4: Yeah but that so anyway, that that was That's where
- 16:32Speaker 4: the idea for the game came up. And I'm like,
- 16:33Speaker 4: well if we ask these questions and let's see if
- 16:35Speaker 4: we can if we can guess just based on that.
- 16:39Speaker 2: Yeah she was she was cool, Yeah, and a hero.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:43Speaker 4: Well look, if you would like to be a contestant,
- 16:47Speaker 4: not even a contestant, if you would like to be
- 16:48Speaker 4: a volunteer for a future round of Fat Chick Skinny
- 16:51Speaker 4: Chick while you can send us the information.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Morgan's the one that collects that.
- 16:54Speaker 4: So just text over to two two nine eighty seven
- 16:57Speaker 4: with a name and just say that you want to
- 16:59Speaker 4: be a part of a hut around. Or you can
- 17:01Speaker 4: also send us an email email at the Woodieshow dot com.
- 17:04Speaker 4: That's the address. Just I've been email at the woodieshow
- 17:08Speaker 4: dot com and you could be a volunteer for a
- 17:10Speaker 4: feature round a Fat Chick Skinny Chick.
- 17:13Speaker 7: Yes show.
- 17:19Speaker 2: And then just want to go h talk to the gaze.
- 17:22Speaker 3: I did all of them right at.
- 17:27Speaker 4: Palm Springs, Gay Pride, yes and what all kind of stuff.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Was going on there.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Well, uh, there was what do you do when you're there?
- 17:36Speaker 3: Are there?
- 17:37Speaker 8: There's just like a lot of vendors. They take over
- 17:39Speaker 8: a street. There's a lot of vendors. There's music going on,
- 17:42Speaker 8: a lot of people dressed up and not dressed up
- 17:44Speaker 8: at the same time. I did send you over the
- 17:47Speaker 8: weekend Woody and Greg. This booth that they had up.
- 17:50Speaker 8: It was like a I don't know, a kink boot, mister. Yeah,
- 17:54Speaker 8: you can spin a wheel and win.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Various different thing.
- 18:00Speaker 2: Things can happen to you.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Yes, it's like a certain type of Oh yeah.
- 18:03Speaker 8: They had a certain rag you could win finishing yep.
- 18:08Speaker 9: Okay and not used though, I hope uh it said
- 18:12Speaker 9: it was the yeah celebrity rack. Yeah.
- 18:16Speaker 3: They had some tie up things.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, pieces and whatnot. Open the kid in
- 18:26Speaker 2: the stroller while they sign to win the rag. Exactly.
- 18:28Speaker 3: There was no kids there. I can confirm that zero.
- 18:31Speaker 9: What's the thing like gay lifestyle whatever, but you got it.
- 18:33Speaker 9: You can't lie that it's about sex like That's what
- 18:35Speaker 9: I've been to dozens of I've been two dozens of
- 18:37Speaker 9: gay pride parades, and it's all about sex.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, nudity, hooking up.
- 18:42Speaker 4: Yeah, king uh, it's around the F Mary kill. Everybody's
- 18:45Speaker 4: familiar with F Mary kill. You have to marry one
- 18:49Speaker 4: F one kill, one of the three options that you
- 18:52Speaker 4: are given.
- 18:53Speaker 2: So who's this first person you talked to?
- 18:55Speaker 3: Well, this first person that I talked to, his name
- 18:57Speaker 3: is Carlos.
- 18:58Speaker 2: All right, here's Carlos.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?
- 19:00Speaker 1: How you doing?
- 19:01Speaker 3: You are you doing out here?
- 19:02Speaker 6: You know, enjoying the time here in Pump Springs.
- 19:05Speaker 8: Now, do you think there's a lot of people out
- 19:07Speaker 8: here looking for daddy's or just anything?
- 19:10Speaker 3: Personally?
- 19:10Speaker 9: I would look for daddy because I'm tired and I
- 19:13Speaker 9: don't want to work anymore.
- 19:15Speaker 8: Why do young gay guys never have money, but old
- 19:18Speaker 8: gay guys always have a ton of money.
- 19:19Speaker 2: I like to see my money hanging in my closet.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Why do the old games always have a lot of
- 19:25Speaker 3: money because they were boomers? Okay, millennial. I ain't got jack,
- 19:34Speaker 3: but I look good.
- 19:35Speaker 8: Well, I'm just playing a game out here, and it's
- 19:38Speaker 8: called Mary f Kill.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Okay, love Mary love.
- 19:40Speaker 1: That all right?
- 19:41Speaker 2: Okay?
- 19:42Speaker 1: So he is a millennial. Yeah, he was part of living.
- 19:47Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he's been party was the guy who
- 19:49Speaker 8: was the old gay guy.
- 19:52Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 19:53Speaker 8: To be fair, this was the third day of Gay Pride.
- 19:55Speaker 8: It was all weekend, so yeah, he was definitely partying
- 19:58Speaker 8: all weekend by decades.
- 20:00Speaker 3: So what I'm gonna do is.
- 20:01Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you, everybody in the room, I'm going
- 20:03Speaker 8: to give you the options that I gave him, and
- 20:05Speaker 8: you're gonna have to guess.
- 20:06Speaker 2: What what Carlos want Mary kill.
- 20:09Speaker 3: So here's the options.
- 20:11Speaker 8: The options are super hot third cousin, Danny Davito, are
- 20:19Speaker 8: Luigi man Joni the CEO killer.
- 20:22Speaker 9: So he has to f Mary or kill a super
- 20:24Speaker 9: hot third cousin, third cousin Danny DeVito or Luigi. Well,
- 20:31Speaker 9: the Danny Davito is definitely on the table because he
- 20:33Speaker 9: wants a daddy.
- 20:34Speaker 13: Oh so yeah, he's gonna marry him. And then I
- 20:38Speaker 13: get the feeling he wants to f.
- 20:39Speaker 6: Luigi also what I wrote. And then just by default,
- 20:43Speaker 6: you got to kill your third cousin.
- 20:45Speaker 2: I don't even know him.
- 20:46Speaker 4: Super hot third cousin, I put kill Mary de Vito,
- 20:49Speaker 4: f u Luigi.
- 20:52Speaker 6: I think you're all in lockstep on this.
- 20:53Speaker 9: Yeah, agreed sounds I'm on on board.
- 20:58Speaker 2: I'm on board.
- 20:59Speaker 1: You agree that one?
- 21:00Speaker 2: All right, let's find out for Carlos. F Mary Kill. Okay,
- 21:03Speaker 2: so super hot. Third, we're killing that.
- 21:06Speaker 8: Okay, I'm Danny DeVito.
- 21:11Speaker 3: I'm marrying Luigi because I'm gonna get that.
- 21:13Speaker 1: All the time.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Oh you did that behind bars, buddy, you're right. Yeah,
- 21:20Speaker 2: it's not like he's got any money.
- 21:21Speaker 4: He's gonna be a prison You're gonna have to keep
- 21:23Speaker 4: you have to continue working money on his candy.
- 21:25Speaker 2: He clearly didn't think this through, really not about his money. Well, yeah,
- 21:29Speaker 2: young gays aren't very forward thinking, and.
- 21:31Speaker 1: They also are delusional thinking that dude is so hot, overrated,
- 21:36Speaker 1: weird phenomenon.
- 21:37Speaker 4: But what if you like caterpillar eyebrows? That's your guysts.
- 21:44Speaker 4: You guys almost had it almost all right? Well, f
- 21:47Speaker 4: Mary Kill Palm Springs Gay Pride Edition.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Who's next? All right?
- 21:51Speaker 3: The next one is Mark? All right, here's Mark. What
- 21:54Speaker 3: you doing out here? Sweet?
- 21:55Speaker 7: Live out here?
- 21:56Speaker 2: But we have a bunch of friends visiting from all
- 21:57Speaker 2: over the country. They came in to stay with us
- 21:59Speaker 2: for you guys, have a good time. We're having a
- 22:01Speaker 2: great time.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Yeah, what's on your shirt? Right now?
- 22:04Speaker 4: Just a casual six bottles of poppers flavored if you're interested.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Really really, hi, just out here working out here. Excuse me,
- 22:14Speaker 3: I want to oh really? Oh we have some fans.
- 22:19Speaker 3: You want to play some Mary f kill.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Oh wow that's tough.
- 22:22Speaker 3: Yeah all right, all right, you ready, Okay, it's tough. Okay,
- 22:25Speaker 3: So options, let me.
- 22:27Speaker 8: Explain what happened. Yeah, let me explain what happened here.
- 22:30Speaker 8: So I was interviewing him, and then some random guy
- 22:32Speaker 8: that was not part of his crew was walking by
- 22:35Speaker 8: interrupted and said, I want to your D S your
- 22:39Speaker 8: D and then he waited for me to interview this
- 22:41Speaker 8: guy so he can talk to him afterwards. Wow, So
- 22:44Speaker 8: does that happened as a straight mail?
- 22:47Speaker 7: You interrupt?
- 22:49Speaker 2: I can't even get the person in a relationship.
- 22:54Speaker 1: This never happens.
- 22:55Speaker 2: That's nice. Yeah, nice, just walks up and goes, you know,
- 22:57Speaker 2: I like to do? Right now? What do you do?
- 23:00Speaker 6: Five minutes?
- 23:00Speaker 7: All right?
- 23:01Speaker 2: Never?
- 23:02Speaker 3: Okay, So here's a Marx options guys, ready you got this?
- 23:06Speaker 1: Okay.
- 23:06Speaker 8: Mark's options are Jeffrey Dahmer Gollum from Lord of the
- 23:12Speaker 8: Rings or hot step brother, step brother. Yes, so you
- 23:19Speaker 8: have so you have Jeffrey Dahmer, Gollum from Lord of
- 23:24Speaker 8: the Rings or Hot step Brother, which.
- 23:26Speaker 9: Is the title of a lot of us.
- 23:33Speaker 2: He's heard about him. Yeah, it's called research.
- 23:36Speaker 6: I have a weird one on this one.
- 23:38Speaker 1: All right.
- 23:39Speaker 9: You see Jeffrey Dahmer obviously alive, not today.
- 23:43Speaker 11: If you can get away with just effing Jeffrey Dahmer
- 23:45Speaker 11: and not dying, I think he's gonna say, f him,
- 23:49Speaker 11: kill Gollum, and marry his hot step brother.
- 23:52Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, that sounds about right.
- 23:54Speaker 2: I don't see what what benefit Gollum provides you in
- 23:56Speaker 2: any Yeah.
- 23:57Speaker 4: I had killed for Gollum. Kill them if Jeffrey Dahmer, Yeah,
- 24:03Speaker 4: we're all in.
- 24:03Speaker 1: The same I agree.
- 24:04Speaker 13: You sure he's not gonna kill Jeffrey.
- 24:06Speaker 6: If you assume that you're gonna.
- 24:08Speaker 4: You know what account of thought, Jeffrey Dahmer might eat
- 24:13Speaker 4: your butt literally okay literally Yeah, and maybe you're in
- 24:18Speaker 4: the thing.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a good salad. Kill Mary.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Don't want that. Try to find me the person who
- 24:27Speaker 1: doesn't want that, marry the step brother, and kill all
- 24:30Speaker 1: the same page.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, I disagree. For the record, what
- 24:36Speaker 2: what was? What's yours?
- 24:37Speaker 13: I want to say that he's going to kill Jeffrey Dahmer,
- 24:40Speaker 13: Mary or f Gollam and Mary his you're crazy my.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Pump spring gaydition. This is Mark. What's he going to
- 24:48Speaker 2: go with? I think it would be Mary Dahmer the
- 24:51Speaker 2: step brother kill.
- 24:52Speaker 8: Donam, easy, pretty quick, no thinking required.
- 24:58Speaker 2: I knew once I heard Dahmer Mary, Wow, that's marriage material.
- 25:05Speaker 11: He's everything that's wrong with the true crime genre. You
- 25:08Speaker 11: don't want to marry these people.
- 25:11Speaker 1: The minute I heard marriage on it.
- 25:15Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean I forgot that he was quote
- 25:18Speaker 4: one of them, right, I mean, yeah, he was all
- 25:22Speaker 4: he was all up in the gate clubs and stuff,
- 25:23Speaker 4: and that's where he would like search for.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you didn't watch the the documentary stuff.
- 25:30Speaker 6: They give me.
- 25:33Speaker 9: Given the back to the free mouse stuff on the
- 25:36Speaker 9: street offer there. Yeah, I've seen this before myself in
- 25:39Speaker 9: person many times. What is it, maybe greg an answer?
- 25:42Speaker 9: What is it about giving that that would be appealing?
- 25:45Speaker 9: Like with no reciprocation, Like you're just walking down the street,
- 25:47Speaker 9: You're like, oh, I want to do that for those
- 25:49Speaker 9: three guys.
- 25:49Speaker 1: That's a good question.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Just to be a nice person to spread the love.
- 25:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess someone who sucks D would representative.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been days. I'm so rusty. It's like it's
- 26:06Speaker 1: been multiple hours.
- 26:07Speaker 9: From from a heterosexual standpoint, if I saw a woman
- 26:09Speaker 9: on the street, I wouldn't like three hot chicks in.
- 26:11Speaker 9: I wouldn't be like, you know what I like to do?
- 26:13Speaker 9: Go over there and give them unreciprocated.
- 26:15Speaker 1: That was going to be my answer was going to
- 26:18Speaker 1: be to flip it around. You wouldn't want to give
- 26:20Speaker 1: without receiving.
- 26:21Speaker 9: But I've seen guys fallsome street fair especially who just
- 26:25Speaker 9: I think it's.
- 26:25Speaker 6: More polite to offer the stranger.
- 26:28Speaker 1: The thrill of giving pleasure. Yeah, it's it's it's a
- 26:33Speaker 1: pleasure to yourself to give the pleasure.
- 26:35Speaker 6: Well, you wouldn't want to.
- 26:35Speaker 11: You wouldn't walk up to a stranger being like hey,
- 26:37Speaker 11: s my d, but you'd be like, oh, s you'r
- 26:39Speaker 11: a due, how are you?
- 26:40Speaker 6: I'm gina, it's like holding the door.
- 26:43Speaker 3: I don't know, but that that guy waited.
- 26:48Speaker 13: Was he successful and talking to the guy I.
- 26:50Speaker 8: Saw them talking after Okay, let's go.
- 26:54Speaker 4: You might see somebody go like, oh, you know, you'd
- 26:56Speaker 4: have sex with them. That's a pleasure for you.
- 26:59Speaker 1: You never think like, oh, I would do.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Oh, I just want to give them sexual pleasure with
- 27:03Speaker 2: nothing in return, no interesting hope. I think the other
- 27:07Speaker 2: thing too, you would want to see them maybe like, oh,
- 27:09Speaker 2: I'd love to see them naked. Well, that's part of you.
- 27:12Speaker 6: Don't want to be the reason that they're climaxing.
- 27:14Speaker 3: I would just do anything for you.
- 27:16Speaker 2: You would take it and hope that there would be
- 27:18Speaker 2: something in return.
- 27:18Speaker 6: Ye, transaction.
- 27:20Speaker 2: I think the other thing too, is it's so much
- 27:21Speaker 2: easier for guys to do that. What to give right
- 27:25Speaker 2: and and to finish?
- 27:26Speaker 6: You are out of you.
- 27:27Speaker 13: That's not at all.
- 27:28Speaker 6: That is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
- 27:30Speaker 13: Is Okay, hold on, he's about to brag how talents
- 27:33Speaker 13: it is here.
- 27:33Speaker 9: You know, I'm saying for gay guys like a man
- 27:36Speaker 9: just stands there his everything's accessible. You have to get
- 27:38Speaker 9: any kind of special angle. It's done in two minutes
- 27:41Speaker 9: or less.
- 27:42Speaker 6: Okay, I stand corrected.
- 27:43Speaker 11: I thought you meant it's easier for a guy to
- 27:45Speaker 11: make a girl finish than a girl again for me.
- 27:47Speaker 4: Yes, but okay, one more. Alright, this is Palm Springs,
- 27:54Speaker 4: Gay Pride f Mary Kill. Who is this person?
- 27:57Speaker 3: This is Andreas?
- 27:59Speaker 1: All right?
- 28:00Speaker 3: You having fun out here today.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great time. It's one of our favorite prides.
- 28:03Speaker 14: How many times I've been out We've been here maybe
- 28:06Speaker 14: four or five times now, yeah, consecutively. It always stems
- 28:09Speaker 14: back to the community, you know, like I always meet
- 28:12Speaker 14: a nice, handsome guy who I'm like, oh, he's gorgeous,
- 28:15Speaker 14: end up making out, but then end up being like
- 28:17Speaker 14: friends with him for you know, gears to come.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Some of my best friends we've.
- 28:21Speaker 14: Met pride doing things unspeakable things, but you know they're
- 28:25Speaker 14: some of my best friends now.
- 28:27Speaker 8: So yeah, because it seems like in the Kay community
- 28:30Speaker 8: people can break up but still be friends.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Sure, Mary f Kill.
- 28:35Speaker 3: Are you down to deal around with us?
- 28:38Speaker 4: Sure, let's go all right, okay, all right, all right,
- 28:41Speaker 4: So the options for this one menace are are all right,
- 28:45Speaker 4: Marilyn Manson, Diddy, hot step dad.
- 28:50Speaker 2: Man, you have really something with the family members.
- 28:52Speaker 1: Okay, it's ruet.
- 28:54Speaker 2: How is how is this a gentleman? Gentlemen?
- 28:57Speaker 3: I would say mid twenties.
- 28:59Speaker 6: Was he wearing any leather?
- 29:00Speaker 2: He was not wearing any leather about mesh like the
- 29:03Speaker 2: sea through mesh.
- 29:04Speaker 3: No, he wasn't a rough trace, you know, his t
- 29:06Speaker 3: shirt shorts.
- 29:08Speaker 2: But he goes to a lot of pride.
- 29:10Speaker 9: Boss used to do that to Trolla, to stouch for
- 29:13Speaker 9: Baylor barely legal people.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Let's say he wasn't checking out. He wasn't checking out.
- 29:18Speaker 1: He would also do that, Jim.
- 29:22Speaker 2: All right, my kaplins, he kicked out. He just bought
- 29:28Speaker 2: a restaurant.
- 29:28Speaker 7: Oh he did that.
- 29:29Speaker 2: He did it an idiot. He bought a cafe. Wow. Okay,
- 29:33Speaker 2: it's a good thing for a entire game antient. Oh
- 29:36Speaker 2: my god.
- 29:36Speaker 8: Okay, okay, So here's the options one more time, and
- 29:39Speaker 8: people they hear it.
- 29:40Speaker 3: Marilyn Manson, did he hot step Dad?
- 29:43Speaker 2: I'm going to kill Marilyn Manson, correct, because I don't
- 29:46Speaker 2: think he's got it. I don't think he's got like
- 29:48Speaker 2: a frame of reference all that, like in the twenties.
- 29:50Speaker 1: Like he's gross.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Yeah, dudes in their twenties.
- 29:53Speaker 4: I don't think I have a real good frame of
- 29:54Speaker 4: reference on Marilyn Manson. I'll say kill on that. Didy
- 29:58Speaker 4: and hot step Dad, I would say a I would say,
- 30:03Speaker 4: f the hot step Dad will marry Ditty. That's what
- 30:06Speaker 4: I have because Diddy's got money and Diddy is also like,
- 30:09Speaker 4: you know, locked up for a while, so not yeah
- 30:12Speaker 4: you got you got that, but also locked up for
- 30:14Speaker 4: a while so you wouldn't have to really do much.
- 30:16Speaker 6: That's what I said.
- 30:17Speaker 1: I have kill Marilyn Manson because, like I said, gross, uh,
- 30:21Speaker 1: he's gonna f Diddy because he's just so hyper sexual,
- 30:25Speaker 1: and then he's gonna marry hot step dad because we're
- 30:27Speaker 1: in a definite daddy revolution right now.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Okay, the daddy rep.
- 30:32Speaker 12: I agree with you, Greg, and the f Diddy because,
- 30:34Speaker 12: like you said, doing unseekable. But I had that he
- 30:39Speaker 12: would marry Marilyn Manson and then kill hot step dad.
- 30:42Speaker 6: What Yeah, it doesn't sound no, I agree with you.
- 30:45Speaker 11: I think he's gonna kill Maryland, Mary, Diddy and Stepdad.
- 30:49Speaker 13: I'm thinking the same as Greg.
- 30:51Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well let's find out it is Palm
- 30:56Speaker 4: Spring's Gay Pride edition of F Mary Kill.
- 30:59Speaker 2: What is the answer?
- 31:01Speaker 14: Killed Diddy, Mary, Maryland Manson, and my hot stepdaddy.
- 31:13Speaker 6: Quite get the marry Maryland Manson?
- 31:19Speaker 11: And he's not effing his hot step dad. He's eving
- 31:21Speaker 11: his hot step daddy.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Maybe is that what we're missing?
- 31:25Speaker 6: That's why I asked.
- 31:26Speaker 1: He was.
- 31:28Speaker 12: Wow, I'm glad that he killed Diddy.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Because if Sammy can't have him, nobody can. Yeah, maybe
- 31:37Speaker 2: ask him why next time. And it's for a little
- 31:38Speaker 2: more elucidation. There you go, Mary Kill Palm Springs. Look
- 31:44Speaker 2: at this scene. We're gonna take a quick break more
- 31:47Speaker 2: what he shows.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Next thing.
- 31:50Speaker 8: Atologiesology and it's seasonology.
- 31:55Speaker 10: He showing right back