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THE HUNT FOR A HUSBAND · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. What have they done now? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Next one is Ashley.
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  Speaker 2: You know when they just like sign They're like it's like, really,
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  Speaker 2: what do you have to be signing about?
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  Speaker 1: Relatable relata.
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  Speaker 3: Relatable's podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 3: and Oddie Clark aka Mummy, Mummy and Daddy and all
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  Speaker 3: the baddies. You guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: I had something weird happened. I was driving home from
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  Speaker 3: Sydney the other day and I was driving.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't take the tolls roads sevens of money.
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  Speaker 3: I was just saving. Yeah, it's like the tolls, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like twenty bus it's twenty dollars and very often, unless
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  Speaker 1: it's peak our traffic, you're what you are saving twenty
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  Speaker 1: to thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: If there's no traffic, you're saving zero minutes. It's the
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  Speaker 3: exactly amount of time. Really crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They just put it in. I swear they put maps
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  Speaker 1: in the toll so it makes it look like a
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  Speaker 1: gone fast and you spend money. Is this a rant?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just something weird having So I took I
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  Speaker 3: risked it and I was like, look, it's Sunday avo.
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  Speaker 3: Surely there's no traffic going out of Sydney. So and
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  Speaker 3: there was a little bit, but it wasn't bad. It
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  Speaker 3: probably only added five minutes. But I was driving and
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  Speaker 3: there's I'm in the middle lane. There's three lanes. I'm
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  Speaker 3: in the middle lane. Just like one car up to
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  Speaker 3: the right, it was like an older Mercedes, was like
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  Speaker 3: nice older Mercedes sun roofs blah blah blah. Right next
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  Speaker 3: to me behind that car was a guy in a
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  Speaker 3: rental car, one of there's no birds rentals to We
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  Speaker 3: had a Hatchback with his green Pea plates. And so
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  Speaker 3: I just randomly the guy in the front Mercedes caught
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  Speaker 3: my eye and he was doing this in his mirror
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  Speaker 3: to the guy behind him.
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  Speaker 4: He was like putting the finger.
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  Speaker 1: Up and then he starts to clap it and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: And then we went again.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what was like the guy must have
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  Speaker 3: done some I don't know, and he's driving too close
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  Speaker 3: to him. And the guy was older in the Mercedes,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, and so he's doing this, he's doing stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And then we get to another light stop, same positions,
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  Speaker 3: and I look at him and he starts doing in
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  Speaker 3: the back mirror this, I'm not even shooting you.
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  Speaker 4: He starts going like.
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  Speaker 1: This, like putting his having a sex. Yeah, he's like
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  Speaker 1: doing finger through the hole in his other hand. And
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  Speaker 1: then he's like clapping again and he's like mad at
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  Speaker 1: this dude for some reason. And so I still am.
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  Speaker 4: Just like what the fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm so intrigued he does having cass cks.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what was going on.
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  Speaker 3: And so and then they kind of their lane went
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  Speaker 3: quicker than mine for some reason, and I was like.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was so invested in this. No, I'm so invested.
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  Speaker 1: My lane catches back up and I was this time,
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  Speaker 1: I was like fuck it. I'm like I want to
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  Speaker 1: be involved. Yeah, And so he's doing this shit again.
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  Speaker 4: He's like fuck you clapping to it, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: what's he doing? So I was like, fuck it.
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  Speaker 1: I look over to my rio at the other at
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  Speaker 1: the other guy, and he looks over. He must have
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  Speaker 1: seen me t me. He looks over and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on and he goes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: We both just started laughing. I was like, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: And then the guy in the Mercedes starts doing it
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  Speaker 1: to me because I'm now on this guy's side. Is
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  Speaker 1: this all going on in the freeway?
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  Speaker 4: It was no.
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  Speaker 1: It was like not in the freeway yet, it was
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  Speaker 1: like going out of Sydney, just on the normal roads.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just like what the fuck? And all
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to do was just follow this Mercedes and
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  Speaker 3: pull out of the car and just be like, look,
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  Speaker 3: I just want to know what.
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  Speaker 1: Was going on. But I didn't, obviously, But the guy
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  Speaker 1: started like doing it.
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  Speaker 4: He was doing it to both of us.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? What's that? Does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: Like this means like, fuck off, wanker. It was weird.
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  Speaker 1: It was the weirdest thing ever. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that guy, the guy in the white car must have
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  Speaker 1: he must have been too close, so she's on his
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  Speaker 1: green peas. But everyone, it was, everyone was like this
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  Speaker 1: far from each other, so that's funny. Though I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea what he would have been doing.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 1: I was so invested, you have no idea. I turned
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  Speaker 1: to my podcast off, I turned everything off. I was invested,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like driving like this. I was driving
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  Speaker 1: like how a girl drives. I was like this, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like I was like, fuck.
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  Speaker 4: It was so funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny. That's funny. But yeah, and I got involved
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm part of the plot. I think you
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  Speaker 1: might have got car fucked.
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  Speaker 4: I think I got car fun Oh god.
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  Speaker 1: But today, Jake, I wanted to start the podcast with
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  Speaker 1: husband material signs his husband material. So this is signs
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  Speaker 1: his husband Material, wonderful last time.
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  Speaker 4: What do we do?
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  Speaker 1: We did boyfriend material last signs his boyfriend Science his
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend material one step above. Yeah, the boyfriend was easy.
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  Speaker 1: This is one step we're actually a little bit harder
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  Speaker 1: to think of.
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  Speaker 3: I found these Oh okay, I did find these little
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  Speaker 3: harder to think of as well. But I was doing
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of research and I was like going
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  Speaker 3: on TikTok and I was like I just wrote in
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  Speaker 3: like Science's husband material, and.
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  Speaker 4: All these people were doing like mad.
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  Speaker 1: Serious stuff like he's got purpose, like blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like fuck that I wouldn do something different.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to go and like get half of mine,
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  Speaker 1: like serious and half a funny. Okay, okay, I'll start
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  Speaker 1: signs his husband Material. No matter how bad your day is,
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  Speaker 1: he always makes you feel better and brightens it.
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  Speaker 5: Up.
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  Speaker 3: I like that one. Yeah, that's that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. That's fair, warm and fuzzy feeling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I to go off that, I said one.
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  Speaker 3: If he knows you've had a bad day or a
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  Speaker 3: hard day, he surprises you with your favorite takeaway meal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah I had. This makes you feel good
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  Speaker 1: in the stomach. Yeah yeah, yeah, even just thinking about it, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Husband material. When you go to the beach, he's waiting feud.
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  Speaker 1: Rub sunscreen on his back so he can build sand castles.
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  Speaker 1: He just wants to go play. All he wants to
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  Speaker 1: do is play. He's got to let his interchild in
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  Speaker 1: out every once and there with sunscreen in his hands.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, at what age do you think? Like? Never, never,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Say, like, at what age do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Say we take our kids and the wife, the whole
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  Speaker 1: family go on a date of the water park. You know,
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  Speaker 1: went wild in Sydney, big fucking water park, big slides.
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  Speaker 3: The mom's growing up. I feel like they all always
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  Speaker 3: all they want to do is use it as a
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  Speaker 3: day to kind of sit and they stay and they
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  Speaker 3: protect the food, and they protect them all the towels
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  Speaker 3: and shit, and they relax and the dad's quite often
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  Speaker 3: will take everyone on the slides. At what point does
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  Speaker 3: that not become fine and become a chore? Like, I
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  Speaker 3: think I'm just gonna love it. I thought the whole
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  Speaker 3: reason we have kids and so we could be a
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  Speaker 3: child again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, it gives us an excuse because I can't go
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  Speaker 1: to the water park when I'm like forty by myself.
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  Speaker 1: You best believe if I even if I don't have
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  Speaker 1: the money, I'm saving as much as I can for
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  Speaker 1: those fast passes, so we're not waiting seriously, signs his
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  Speaker 1: husband Material.
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  Speaker 3: He treats you the way you would want your daughter
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  Speaker 3: to be treated.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that is good. I thought you were gonna go funny.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a really good one. Very good. Signs his husband Material.
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  Speaker 1: He can reverse a trailer. Facts, bro, there's something about it.
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  Speaker 1: Why Yeah, and I reckon that's getting rare and rarer
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  Speaker 1: as we go.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so happy my dad told me how to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I can send me to it. I wouldn't back myself,
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  Speaker 1: but I can do it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, I'm pretty confident my dad told
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  Speaker 3: me to do it. But my dad has a big trailer,
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  Speaker 3: and the bigger the trailer, the easier it is. It
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  Speaker 3: is the smaller the trailer. It's like a little turn
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  Speaker 3: makes that thing turn heaps for some reason. This jack knife, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: oh jackknife. But dad is so true.
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  Speaker 1: That's manhood right there.
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  Speaker 3: That's like a test. There should be a husband test.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, can you reverse a trailer? That's all
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  Speaker 3: you have to do is reverse a trailer.
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  Speaker 1: Well, think even about like the caravan trips you know,
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  Speaker 1: to go when you have kids. You can't afford like
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  Speaker 1: fancy hotels. You're going to giget in the caravan for
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  Speaker 1: five kodot first that in the campsite.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, that's a good point. Science his husband material
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  Speaker 3: he encourages your online shopping spreees.
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  Speaker 1: Oh should he encourage or should he?
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to be hiding it from him?
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  Speaker 1: Or should you? Should he put her in your place?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, don't put her in her place. I don't reckon.
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  Speaker 1: You should be encouraging. That's giving her his card and encourage.
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  Speaker 1: That's their money now exactly. They could buy their money.
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  Speaker 4: So whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can buy a new golf club. Golf
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  Speaker 1: clubs are like four grands. Sometimes true, true, true little
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  Speaker 1: things that up though, Yeah, when are we going to
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  Speaker 1: get into golf? I don't know. I don't think I will.
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  Speaker 4: I think you will.
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  Speaker 1: I think if my dad said he wasn't really and
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  Speaker 1: now he's into it, I reckon, we're going to get
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  Speaker 1: into golf. So we're still athletics, so we can go
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  Speaker 1: to the gym and run and do everything. Like there
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  Speaker 1: comes to a point in your life where you can't
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  Speaker 1: do those things.
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  Speaker 3: Golf Apparently it doesn't always have to be. But apparently
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  Speaker 3: I've heard golf is a rich man's game. Is that
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  Speaker 3: so maybe if we get rich, If we get rich
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  Speaker 3: one day we'll be like, oh, we have to like
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  Speaker 3: if we have to go be amateur golfers with five
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars golf clubs.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, if you come to me one day and go, Odie,
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  Speaker 1: how much money you got in your bank account, I
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  Speaker 1: go just two meal time to get some clubs.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go get it. Let's go get that membership. Let's
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  Speaker 4: go get that membership.
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  Speaker 1: We get the we'll get someone in the golf cart
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  Speaker 1: and bring around a couple of beers. It's ridiculous how
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  Speaker 1: much money those golf clubs, membership cuss.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, some of them are like hundreds of thousands.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ridiculous. Is a rich man's sport, very rich
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  Speaker 1: man's sport signs his husband material time doesn't exist when
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  Speaker 1: you're together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that could go both boyfriend and husband.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, a husband.
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  Speaker 3: So it's just like that's a timeless one.
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  Speaker 1: I think timeless. I think it transcends to like because
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  Speaker 1: when you're in the boyfriend's stage, like it's sort of
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't disappear because I reckon the longer you with someone,
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  Speaker 1: that timeless thing kind of disappears a little bit. If
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  Speaker 1: it stays there, then you can husband.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah facts, if you you know how there's like the
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  Speaker 3: honeymoon phase. Yeah, and then you kind of come out
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  Speaker 3: of it and you're dating for a few years when
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  Speaker 3: once he drops a knee, I assume like it's exciting,
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But then once you get married, like,
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  Speaker 3: do you ever reignite the honeymoon.
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  Speaker 1: Phase when you do a new big thing? Because the
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  Speaker 1: start of a relationship's.
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  Speaker 4: A big thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point. I think you always recognite it
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  Speaker 1: with little gestures. Yeah, wedding's got to be one has
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  Speaker 1: to be what I reckon I'm gonna have, like the
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  Speaker 1: is wedding s like outside and spend all my money
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  Speaker 1: on like a hectic holiday. Same bro, why am I
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  Speaker 1: paying for other people's fun? I'm having the tiniest wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Also because I don't want to stay up late and
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  Speaker 3: I want to say goodbye to minimal people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. I don't like like small talk conversations.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking no way, bro, people actually want to have converse
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  Speaker 1: with and then get pissed with after Yeah, like, come
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  Speaker 1: to my wedding, bring me a wedding gift? Do they
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  Speaker 1: still do gifts? Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 4: I think a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Gift is a thing that you bring gift my list.
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  Speaker 1: Some people have that, remember what's it called? But some
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  Speaker 1: people have a lift of things that we want for
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  Speaker 1: our wedding gifts. And it's just going to be like
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  Speaker 1: I get it if you have kids on the way
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  Speaker 1: or you have kids, like because kids are expensive. But
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  Speaker 1: like if I'm asking for like a Nintendo DS, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking for like a I'm going to what I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask for is I'm going to be like the
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  Speaker 1: main thing we want is a matching Smeg appliance as kid,
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  Speaker 1: Oh get me, like the Smeg toaster, the Smeg kettle,
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  Speaker 1: the Smeg everything. Do your parents still have nice plates
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  Speaker 1: from their wedding like my parents do.
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  Speaker 3: Some people put their wedding cake in their free zone,
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  Speaker 3: have a slice of at every anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird.
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  Speaker 3: That's not weird.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird. That's weird. Eat it. Who cares, it's just cake. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm chucking that ship out if it doesn't get eat
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  Speaker 1: just eat it, or like, yeah, that's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Scigns his husband material. He doesn't leave toothpaste stains in
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  Speaker 3: the sink.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that would be I guess I'm not a husband material.
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  Speaker 1: Like why does it matter?
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  Speaker 4: Because I reckon that would be so annoying.
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  Speaker 1: What why is it annoying? I just think that it
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  Speaker 1: would be so annoying to for the toothpastetains that always
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  Speaker 1: be in the scenk. Yeah, but like, you don't. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like you're putting your hand in the scenk.
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  Speaker 3: It's the little thing.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't doesn't. It's not about you, it's about her.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't the performance of the sink.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't it what it makes it look ugly if we.
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  Speaker 1: Have company ugly one day, I'm not going to say
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  Speaker 1: you look like.
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  Speaker 4: Just let it be. I'll do one more than signs
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  Speaker 4: his husband Material.
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  Speaker 3: Changes the toilet paper roll when it runs out.
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  Speaker 1: I do that, Okay, Yeah, the toilets are going pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do the toilet paper thing because like I'm just
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  Speaker 1: leaving it an empty toilet roll there, Okay, fair, I
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: might leave the thing on like not in the bin,
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  Speaker 1: but like I put a new I'll put a new
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  Speaker 1: roll on even mid poop and it runs out as
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  Speaker 1: a roll behind you. So you get the thing, you
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  Speaker 1: just throw it. You just like miss the bin and
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  Speaker 1: then you put your new one. You just leave it
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  Speaker 1: on the ground, throw behind the door or something. All
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  Speaker 1: the time, signs his husband Material. You guys don't need
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  Speaker 1: to have sex to have a good time.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. I don't think I'm the horniest dude. Ah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, don't get me wrong, I like it, but I
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  Speaker 1: am also fully content with going like three separate times
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  Speaker 1: of hanging out not doing it. I'm kind of Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you who has the highest sect drive in your relationship?
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  Speaker 1: I want to say it's not me. Honestly, I want
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  Speaker 1: to say it's not me really, it's it's equal.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely equal.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I told you about I told you the
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  Speaker 3: funny story of that, of that thing she did, of
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  Speaker 3: how she acted like a guy where that was my
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  Speaker 3: last chance. Fuck, that was funny. But I definitely I
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  Speaker 3: think like there's a there's a fine line if it
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  Speaker 3: gets to if we get ready for bed and get
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  Speaker 3: into bed, I'm I'm ready for sleep.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not keen on ramping up my heart rate to
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  Speaker 3: get into a sexy mood. So like I would, I
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  Speaker 3: would prefer to do it then get ready for bed.
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  Speaker 3: So if I for bed, I'm kind of like, nah,
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  Speaker 3: we're not doing it.
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  Speaker 4: I like.
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  Speaker 1: I like that, like six seven o'clock marks like prime time, perfect, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: you have a shower exactly. It's a good way to
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  Speaker 1: get some laugh bitter energy out for the day because
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to be like spontaneous and like you're just
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  Speaker 1: sitting there and then one of you come on to
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  Speaker 1: each other. But then like like that's six or seven,
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  Speaker 1: like it's just come on, like.
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  Speaker 3: Signs his husband material. You aren't afraid of how he's
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  Speaker 3: going to react. If you tell him something that he
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  Speaker 3: did made you feel like shit, Oh that is good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not afraid of his reaction.
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  Speaker 3: He's not going to be like super defensive and just
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: kind of make you feel like it's not worth it.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I think as soon as you want to keep something
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: to yourself because you're afraid of how he's going to
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: react or she's going to react, is when there's she'll
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: probably reassess your relationship.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, think about.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: It and just yeah, because I would want to know
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: if I was to make someone feel that way, I
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: would want to know because I don't think I would
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: ever do it on purpose.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: But some people get very defensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: mean like I definitely would.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I think I've gotten defensive in the past because you
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: don't want to think that you're doing something wrong.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: No, I think there's also something beautiful in husband material.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: They can see before what they do is if it's
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: going to affect you in that way, they're not going
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: to do it, or they talk to you before they
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: do it and they get your opinion. Yeah, I like that,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: but they can see they know you as a person.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, even if it's not a bad thing,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: but it's that's how they react. Yeah, yeah, signs his
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: husband Material. He already has a dad sense of humor
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: and dad jokes are on fire.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I like that one good.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's got to be default.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's got to be our dad jokes pretty good.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm a big dad joke on we are.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Really we just laugh at each other and think it's funny.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Well we think that.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Hold up here you go signs his husband material when
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: he's with his mates, hit their laughs, sinker. I all
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Beth says to me, is every video you post, you
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: guys laugh and then the end of the videos you
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: guys just going together, And I'm like, it's just wearing.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Periods of.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's a's My girlfriend would say, that's connection.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's connection exactly.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Are you out? Yeah? Okay, my last one signs his
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: husband Material. He has good genetics.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Hey, sometimes a couple of uglies will make it pretty.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: He but like if you're looking at it and you're
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: thinking about maybe I can have kids with him, like
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: you want him to be like six for it, you
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: wanted to be six like nice jawline. He's still got
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: his hair, Like, let's be honest, Like, let's true. If
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: he's twenty five and he's got all those things, he's
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: doing all right, Yeah, okay, if he's twenty five and
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: he's bored, he kind of like fuck, I don't know, yeah,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: like that, want to.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Give my kids the best chance.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want my kid to get bullied. Like that
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: was husband material.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Radio Guys got dilemmas again this week, And if you
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: want to send one in Instagram, link in bioscroll to
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: the bottom confession sorry, not confessions, dilemmas and send them
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: in and we'll read them on the pod.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: And this dilemma might be relatable for our small percentage
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: of male listeners. Oh okay, but it's going to give
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: an insight to how we think. Okay, maybe okay, my
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: boyfriend can't get it up. For context, he is a
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: virgin and I'm not, so I understand that there would
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: be quite a few nerves going around. It must be hard.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I forgot to get it up when this happens. This, however,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: is the fifth time it has happened, and we've been
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: trying to get it up. But it's getting to the
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: point where I'm starting to worry that we're just never
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: gonna have sex ha haha. It's great to know that
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: he doesn't just want to hook up and generally likes
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: me for me. But at what point do I talk
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to him about it? Or do I just wait it out?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Thanks a worried girlfriend.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, girls want to have sex too.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: So he's a virgin. He's tried to have sex five
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: times and it's just not happened.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I wonder if just major nerves coming to play there.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I reckon, they reckon, they do for sure. I don't know.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: As me, I.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't say I've ever struggled to get it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I've struggled on the piss yeah, fair, and that's sort
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's majority whiskey dick. But it's also like
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: new girl, like the nerves are there, like I don't
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: really know him. I'm a big person who gets in
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: my own head, but I've never ever struggled with someone
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable like I'm dating my girlfriend.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to make this girl feel like
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: because it's his first time, I think there's got to
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: be a big old nerves thing coming on.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, firstly, we address I always think this, never said.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Girls often think if the guy can't get it up.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: It is them.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, it's not You're never ever.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: The girl, like they think pretty enough, I'm not sexy enough.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: It's never ever the girl.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, it's an It's a very very uncommon occurrence
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: that a guy. Sometimes. I'm sure you've had this, Like
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: you go, you're having you're doing the deed, and for
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: some reason you just can't finish.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'll have times where I can finish in
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: literally twenty seconds, and then I've had it's very uncommon
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: for Colin for me, but where you just can't finish
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: at all and and you don't know why, And I
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: feel bad because then your girlfriend's like, fuck, like it
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: genuinely makes her feel like shit because it's so it's
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: more common for her not to finish than the guy.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And she's like, it's not wrong with me, and it's like, no,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. They always think there's something wrong
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: with me. It's not that, it's not that ever, it's.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Like, I wish I could really ease your mind.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I just forgot for some reason, I can't. Yeah, it's
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: just the biology of a male. Sometimes I think.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: That what I think it is though, in that case,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: is if you try so hard to not finish early
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: on and you get to a point where you can
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: just go forever, yeah, and then you're just like, oh,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it's gone, You're locked in. Yeah, I'm locked in and
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: it's gone forever.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about so this guy, I'm assuming he's young,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: he's a virgin. I'm thinking, to be fair, I reckon,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: it's very sexual talk. The first couple of times I
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: had sex in life, I wasn't completely hard.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Oh I was.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I definitely was.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I think I was like I was definitely past semi
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: but like I reckon, I was like functioning on like
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: seventy five percent hard enough to go in yeah yeah
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: yeah ye just because of nerves. I think, until I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: found my way something. How can you help a young
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: nervous mail out because it's all nerves.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: It's not I'm pretty sure.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Like he might just have ed.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I think it's nerves, like the ED
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: that common in people.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean I feel like this is
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: like I think it's.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: More common in people over forty oh yeah yah yeah, yea,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: yeah yea, but what could they do? I think it's
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: just like baby steps, like to start off with like
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: are you doing the initial four? Play good? Like for
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: guys need that too.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I reckon he's terrified about finishing earlier. Honestly, I think
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: one hundred percent of his own head. I'm just thinking,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: how can she ease she obviously is ready to go.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: How can she ease him being in his own head
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: and he's scared that he's gonna finish. He scared he's
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: not going to be good, because that's every guy's thought,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: it's process. Mmm, I'm thinking just baby steps, like hand
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: like what was the dude like? I like hand inside
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: the thigh? We still like that, like just warming him up,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: a bit of kissing, like slow kissing, and then maybe
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: stop for a little bit and then get back into it,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: like just intimate. This is actually so tough. I want
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: to put myself in his head because I would like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I want to put myself in his head to see it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Like what what I think I would need?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: She asked? He obviously wants, she asked. If she doesn't
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: say anything, I think she should. Would that ease your
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: mind if you couldn't get it up? And your girlfriends
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: obviously hasn't said anything yet.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah shit, she's just kind of accepting it. Should she
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: say something? Do you think say something would make him
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: more stressed? Would it make it feel like he's failing her?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Maybe actually a little bit, because he can't get it
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: up because at the same time, so she thinks she's
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: failing him and he thinks he's failing her.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Now, m this is hard. Maybe I think I would
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: want to know. I think I would want to hear
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: from because they're obviously not comfortable with each other yet. Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I think i'd want to hear what. I would want
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: to hear something from her because it's not working for me.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Need some help?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Fuck, man, I actually want to think about this.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: If I was I would want to hear. So they
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: say his name is James, I'd be like, I'm the girl,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Hey Jane, like you've just been kissing on the couch
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: and she goes, hey James, Like you would about just
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: like a confidence ego boost, just hearing like your sexiest.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck like I want you?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: That always gets me going I want you so bad?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah ah, rather than addressing the point like trying to
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: turn him onto the max, like you're looking so stunning
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: sexy tonight, Like I just want to fuck.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Shit, I wonder if there's somehow you could get in
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: his head as well that that you don't care if
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: he finishes earlier, Like you got to start somewhere. Yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: he's a version, Yeah, exactly, like you got to start somewhere, like.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: One hundred percent shorts nerves.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I also am too. I wonder he surely he masterbates.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should bring some porn out start masterbating.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe, I don't know. Maybe you need to say
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: to him, like, look, let's not have sex first time.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Let's start with a hand job. Yeah, and U let's
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: see if I can get you off with a hand job.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Just try different shit.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Hands because he's used to a hand Maybe he goesas
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: his mind. Actually, I think you're right. Say something ease
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: his mind, say to him.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: You could even just be like, hey, look like I've
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: noticed that we've tried a couple of times and you're
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: not getting up. It's like, I don't know. You could
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: just be like, look, I don't know what it is.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: It might be nerves, blah blah blah, but I really.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Want to like you.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Just be like I just want to sort it out.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I want to fuck you, like I want you to
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: fuck me.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: So I want to get to the bottom of this
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I want to get to the bottom. And it's like,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I am confident in myself as a woman that you're
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: attracted to me. I believe you that you're attracted me
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: when you say it. So let's just yeah, if you
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: he might be hiding something. He might know what it
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: is and he might not be able to tell you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Or here you go, viagra sprinkling to the drink.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: He doesn't even know and he's like, babe, I am brick.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I wonder.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I know friends have taken viagra. I've never
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: done it. It's not never, it's not good for the
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: old heart.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, it can't be very dangerous.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I think. So one of our friends had done it
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: and he what did you doing? He ended up taking it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: To be fair, we have a friend that needed to
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: take it because his things so big.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: That's too much.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Like all the blood going down there is gonna like
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: fucking make him faint on that. That's the guy who
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: did it. And he woke up the next morning and
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: it didn't go down for like six hours.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Oh scary.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's kind of scary, scary in his situation because.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Couldn't live the house.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way you're hiding that. But all jokes decided.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think I think that's the last result result
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and you shouldn't. You should get his permission if you
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: want to do that, probably, But yeah, talk about communication
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: is the best thing for it to say, Hey, let's
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this as work this out together.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: What do you need from me?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Why is what's going on in your head? Like I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: just want to have sex with you so hot and staying,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: let's make this happen. Yeah, and also, there is this
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: chocolate you can buy.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Dude, just don't laugh at me.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: There's this chocolate you can buy and you could just
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: buy it and be like, look, I got this chocolate.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: We both eat half and it makes us both sep hawny.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, maybe it's a whipped cream like like such
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: fun with it. Sex is meant to be fun, Like
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: you got to get him out of his own head.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Once he realizes that it's meant for me for fun,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: he'll he'll be all good.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: It's got to be nervous.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay. Coming up next is what have they done now?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, guys, I think we've got some juicy ones today.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: We do have some juicy ones that you haven't heard these. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: he hasn't heard him. If you want to send in
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: what have they've done now, anything like petty or like
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: sort of funny but annoying that your boy does, or
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: your cousin or your mum. Send us a little voice
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: message on Instagram. That's all you gotta do. So the
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: first one is from April when I wake.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Up to his alarm. He gets out of bed and
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: opens the curtains and I don't have to be up
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: for another two hours.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: That is criminal, isn't it. That is criminal.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: That's borderline breakup material. If you ask me, that's your
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: That can't be real. That would piss me off to
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: the max.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: You have no idea how angry I would get.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: You imagine. And that would be so many relationships where
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the guy gets up to be a trading first and
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: this leaves his girl in bed.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Rather than sign oh my god.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I used to fucking when I had when I was
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: a trady. This is and I was with a girlfriend
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: ages ago, ex girlfriend, so she would stay over and
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: it was during COVID. Yeah, and I was because I
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: was a trade I got to keep working because I
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: was apparently a profect something that was me. But she
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: was on job keeper or job seeker or something, so
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: she just like was doing nothing but getting paid. I
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: was living.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I was fucking living, by the way. But she would
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: stay over and I would have to wake up at
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like five thirty. I get up, I get out of
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: bed slowly.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: She'd just be snoozing, and then I'd go out and
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I'd like make my coffee in the breakfast really quietly,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: and then I'd go in and I would i'd like
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: give her a little like kiss on the head goodbye.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Lah lah lah, and I'd just be quiet as fun.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm try and be so quiet, even the kiss
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: on the floyd it's so cute. Yeah, but I just
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: couldn't imagine what she would have done if I work,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: and I was like, whoa, let's get this day going.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Whoa boom boom boom. You want a coffee? All good,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I'll have one, La la la la, flyings open.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: That's all we're all around there. Fuck that are you serious?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'd pat that so much. Oh my god, So that
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: is not valid.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: No, that was even that was a relationship that started
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: to break down real bad in the end, and we
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: didn't have sex for age you. Yeah, really we didn't
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: have to the end of the war.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Was this number one or two two?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Nearly going back into the relationship, we didn't have sex
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: like months oh's.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And I remember I used to she'd stay over still,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: like every night, did you have load taste?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, where the funk am I gonna? How
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: am I going to masturbate? Because I would wake up
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: so early.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would go.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I would close the door and I do it in
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: the lounge room while.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: She's sleeping in my bedroom. That's wild.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Why somehow that's fucking wild. She's in the next room sleepy.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Imagine she got off to p one day, I was stressing.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I'd stress it just like two minutes.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Don didn't make it better, but like knowing that, like
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: maybe she'll come out and find you. Yeah, a little sneaky,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: a little scary.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, world, I never got called.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I can't believe I never got called.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: That should be what have they done?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: So my girlfriend is to sleep like we didn't have
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: sex on going to another room and have a wake
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: wold crazy. Next one is dumber, dumber, damla.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say damla, not dama.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, when we were having sex with my ex boyfriend,
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: he didn't want to use condom, and we never used condom,
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: and when I asked the reason, what was the reason?
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, he told me.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: There is no big enough condom for him.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: And I take the bait.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I take the bait, but don't do the thing
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: that I did. Use condom always that's a sponsored wish.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: You gonna condom sponsor? I any we need one?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: That's funny as oh my god, I have never I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: haven't literally never even been game enough to buy xl
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: ones because it's like, if that's loose, I will jump
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: off my balcony. I've always got this isn't it just
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: one size fits all? There is ones that are just
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: like a universe oh same, Yeah he could. That's all
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I've ever bought. And look, they're tight enough, all right,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: But the big ones, I'm going to say I don't
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: need them. I reckon that's fine, but not using a
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: condom and saying that's probably not fine.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: But like the joke of it's funny, The joke of
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: it is quite funny. Yeah, but yeah, it's always good
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: to wear protection.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Next one is Amy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: Okay. So something my ex would do that would really
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: annoy me is when he'd do the laundry, which was rare,
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: but he'd do the washing and he'd take the clothes
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: out of the washing machine. And I feel like you
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: should at least give your clothes like a shake or
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: something before you hang them on the drying rack. But
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: he he would just throw them on in any order,
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: just like screwed up, like you know, boxers on top
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: of a shirt, like it would be smelling damp, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: he never noticed that it smelled dump. They'd be so
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: wrinkled and just like not dry, and then they'd go
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: like crunchy. I just how can this man in society
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: if that's how he puts his clean clothes out to dry,
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: I can't.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I can tell you how he survived because his mom
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: always is washing for him. And he was like, wait,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: how with my clothes always used to be so nice
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: and flat and eye and and everything, and now whenever
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I do it, it looks like shit. They smell like shit,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Like have I got a bad washing powder?
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Fucking hell?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I would hang my washing. I had to
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: hang my washing out for years. I just got a dryer. Finally,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: for two years I was hanging my washing out, but
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: uh it, I would hang him out. And I would
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: never let two pieces of clothes touch each other. No
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: another couldn't, No way I would. I wouldn't have any
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: order like mine wouldn't be neat.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: No or I go undies next to a shirt but
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: not touch.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe you wash socks and undies together.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's weird.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Socks and undies, yeah together.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I do a different sock wash and two of my
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: normal clothes, like you chuck everything in one when Yeah, yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I do socks as its own wash. I don't mesh
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: my genitalia with my socks.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Have been.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You, we've come up with.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: You or getting washed? What are you talking about?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I reckon socks have a little bit
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: of residue of dirtiness in them. You mean, like, what
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: the fuck is the point of a washing machine?
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Then they get there to get washed.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: They make them. I reckon, there's still your genitalia. I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: reckon you should do a separate one to be safe.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: One hundred percent. I'm right.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I reckon disagree. I don't understand there's no wash if
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: that's the case.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Throw your socks out every time you wear them and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: get new ones if you don't trust your washing machine.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Way so, i'm theory though, so would you put your
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: socks on your will even though they're clean? You wouldn't
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: wait to see what I wouldn't if I clean sock,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I reckon that's and someone goes here's and you put
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: it put it on your willy, I wouldn't be. I'm
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: not afraid to put a sock on do it, or if
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it's clean, I'm not gonna put a dirty one on it.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna put a clean one out of
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: the washing machines. And fine, I wouldn't do that. That's
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: probably just me, must be you have no trust in
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: society's engineering to make a washing machine with good soap there. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: well I don't reckon. I reckon the Gelly Popster on myself.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I don't reckon they do what everything else.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Reason I don't reckon they're on your side is because
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: they'll wear a brath for three weeks without watching it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't sweat all the time like socks
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: are dirty. I have very sweaty feet though as well.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I mean like if I run, I do, but no
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: matter what, right, Okay, I might be another reason. Okay,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: next one is Ashley.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, you breathe, but like you
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: know when they just like sighn They're like, it's like, really,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: what do you have to be sighing about. I'm just
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: like cooks and clean intown the whole house, and you
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: just sat there sighing.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Let me breathe say.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: The reason it's not valid is because sometimes we just
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: breathe like that. He's not sighing about anything. He's taking
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: a deep breath. And you want to know why. I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: know the scientific like thing behind it. What is it
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: so like right now if you take a big brea
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: thin and then take like one more suck in and
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: then breathe out. What it does is it like opens
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like Andrew human Andrew Huberman I saw,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I think he was talking about it. It like opens up
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: your lungs in a way and it destresses you. But
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: that's why we saw it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: We naturally do it like once every five minutes or
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: once every minute even or something like that. Every couple
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: of breasts we take a deeper one and it's our
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: body doing that to distress.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Do guys do it more often?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but we just must do it louder. Yeah,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: And so girls are always like, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Thanks for doing the washing and all that.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Nothing to do.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: But nothing's wrong has nothing to do with anything. I'm
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: not valid, not valid valid. Okay. The last one for
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: what have they done now? Is, as we've maybe noticed
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: if you're on Patreon not yet on the Spotify episode
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: we're test running and you what was his title? B A,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it's Jack the producer. Jack. He looks up all the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: stuff and proof check reads everything.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's on Patreon if you want to go here
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: and Jack Jack talking a bit.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: We've got his girlfriend for what have they done now?
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: Back with another complaint yet again. So another thing my
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: partner does is sleeps on the left side of the bed,
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: which is not the wall side, and I sleep on
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: the wall side. I don't know when this.
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: Started happening, but I get up first. So for me
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: to fucking get out of bed, it's a fucking mission.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: When I have to get out of bed at five
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: 's thirty every morning, and it just fucks me off
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: because we have the dog in between us. Or next
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: to me on the wall.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: So I have to ah, back, where's get gone.
• 34:38
  Speaker 9: So if anyone's selling a single bed, let me know,
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: because that's.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: The way it's going.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Like say, at the start of it, you could tell
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: where she goes back with another complaint.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: She's living, She's over it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: So this is relatable for me because when my girlfriend
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: used to live in Sydney had this thing, so was
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: on the wall side. Yeah, and not only am I bigger,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: but I wake up in the middle of the night
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to take a piss and she doesn't. So in the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: middle of the night, like two am, it's pitch black,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I've got to like crawl off the arol over her
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and like and it's the most annoying thing. You don't
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: want to wake her up, so then you have to
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: crawl back in and then you like hit foot on something.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Definitely wake up. There's no way you're not waking her up.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: She's a heavy sleeper, and I'm like, I'm like, why
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: am I sleeping on this side? I wake Are you
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: sleep all night? I'm going to take a pier.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Funny like, girls have their side and they stick to it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I don't mind crazy, I really don't care.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I at my house have a side. Yeah, and I'm
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: not giving it up because it's like the sleep. But
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I would like to actually defend Jack. Yeah, I was
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: because I.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Was talking to him the other day he was here.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know how we got on topic to it,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: but I think I was just talking about some missus
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: did and then he goes, yeah, he goes, just the
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: other day, she she wanted to swap sides in bed,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: and I was like, fine, argument, and then like he
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: was like finally, he was like, fine, swap sides with you.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: But then before we went to sleep, she wanted to
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: swap back.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: So in Jack's defense, I think he might have given
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: her that side.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Then she want a good boyfriend. Most guys wanted the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: other one back. You get used to it. We won't
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: have to call Jess up and ask if this is
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: true next episode. The next episode, guys will call Jess
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and we'll say, is this true. We'll get to the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: bottom of it. Yeah, but that's what have they done now?
• 36:36
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