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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 15th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program?
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion?
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  Speaker 3: Is it flies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
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  Speaker 5: I wait, this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Day.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody? Morning waiting? All right? Today is Wednesday.
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  Speaker 5: It is October the fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Welcome. That's right,
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  Speaker 5: it's pay day. Oh wait, god, other way? Pay great? Right,
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  Speaker 5: get a loan of course if he hasn't spent it
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  Speaker 5: all yet. All right, well anyway, welcome to the Woodies Show.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to Wednesday. I am whatdy? That's Greg Gordy. We
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  Speaker 5: got Menace grad is here, Sea Bass is here, Morgan,
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  Speaker 5: good morning to you. We've got Vaughn he's our video producer.
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  Speaker 5: There is Bort and Menji. Hold things down the Woody
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  Speaker 5: Show production department. We have the phones open for you
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  Speaker 5: today in eighty seven seven. You can send us a
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  Speaker 5: text over to two two nine eight seven. Yet today's payday,
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  Speaker 5: somebody said on the text where to go here? Oh
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  Speaker 5: it says the government's not shut down. I'm still getting
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  Speaker 5: taxes taken out of my paychecks. But yeah, they're not working.
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  Speaker 5: That's considered essential, But how is it essential for them?
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  Speaker 5: To take the money if they're then refusing to pay
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  Speaker 5: the workers who are also considered essential, like the military
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  Speaker 5: employ air traffic controllers. There they're told to go to
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  Speaker 5: work but not get paid. But you're still collecting the
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  Speaker 5: money from from the public for a rainy day.
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  Speaker 7: Hunt and say, what do you want about TSA? We
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  Speaker 7: need them, right, you know, not they they can pay them.
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  Speaker 5: We have a debt all the time, and so they
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  Speaker 5: can figure out how to like, you know, uh, put
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  Speaker 5: that back at some point once everything retroactively fund whatever
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  Speaker 5: it is that they're using to give uh, these workers
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  Speaker 5: their money. Yeah, right, Like that whole idea of going
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  Speaker 5: to work and not getting the paycheck is ridiculous. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I think that would go. I think that would go
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  Speaker 5: for all the Congressmen, the senators, the people who are
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  Speaker 5: directly involved in getting it passed and making a decision.
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  Speaker 5: You don't get paid, Oh.
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  Speaker 8: You start, but you're the one who starts not getting paid.
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  Speaker 9: But things would happen way faster that way.
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  Speaker 5: But no, things would happen way fast, you know, not
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  Speaker 5: for military, TSA fights, air traffic controllers, all these other
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  Speaker 5: essential employees. If you're forcing them to go to well
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  Speaker 5: you can have departments that you don't think are essential.
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  Speaker 5: They don't go to work, but they don't get like
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  Speaker 5: the museum shut down, right and the Smithsonian's. But if
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  Speaker 5: you're forcing people to go to work, you.
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  Speaker 8: Pay those people and you do not take vacation until
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  Speaker 8: this is work.
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  Speaker 5: I know they should. They should be forced to stay
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  Speaker 5: at work.
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  Speaker 8: And toothbrush pajamas.
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  Speaker 5: They used to do that at school. If two kids
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  Speaker 5: were having a beef, like or they got in the
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  Speaker 5: fight or whatever, they would put them in in a classroom.
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  Speaker 5: Go well, you guys can't come out until you guys
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  Speaker 5: have come to a solution to your problem.
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  Speaker 8: My mother in law, he was a teacher, and she
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  Speaker 8: used to put those kids in like a two headed
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  Speaker 8: T shirt and make them wear like the friendship shirt
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  Speaker 8: together together.
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  Speaker 5: Probably couldn't do that now, that'd be some kind of
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  Speaker 5: like bullying.
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  Speaker 7: Even though I hate going to France because I think
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  Speaker 7: people are a holes, I think they got it right though,
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  Speaker 7: because like if stuff like this happens, they burn the
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  Speaker 7: city down, like if gas prices are way too high,
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  Speaker 7: if they.
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  Speaker 5: Guess what stuff gets handled quickly? Yeah, yeah, here's a question.
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  Speaker 5: So you have one of those jobs, it's been categorized
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  Speaker 5: as essential, but you're not going to get paid if
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  Speaker 5: you don't come in. Can they fire you? I guess
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  Speaker 5: they could, right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and you certainly won't stay on the money.
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  Speaker 5: Their election of duty or whatever they abandonment of whatever post. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: abandonment the post, like if you're considered it to be essential.
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  Speaker 5: But maybe that's why they're doing the stickouts, right, So
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  Speaker 5: that makes sense. Okay, now I answer my own question,
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  Speaker 5: my stupid.
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  Speaker 2: But then you shouldn't be forced to use your sick days, true,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like that's essentially vacation days.
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  Speaker 5: You know, if you have to come in and you're
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  Speaker 5: not coming, you cannot come. You cannot come in and
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  Speaker 5: not use your sick days. But then they can fire
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  Speaker 5: you because you're just not showing up. And then another
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  Speaker 5: question that we don't know the answer to. They're not
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  Speaker 5: getting paid now, but they will get that in the meantime.
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  Speaker 5: You can't tell your landlord, you can't tell the checkout
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  Speaker 5: person at the grocery store you're still or.
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  Speaker 8: You'll get it eventually.
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  Speaker 7: My buddy is still dealing with rent for his business
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  Speaker 7: from COVID because it was shut down and he still
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  Speaker 7: had to pay rent. Yeah, even though his business was
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  Speaker 7: not opening, not making any money. Did he get one
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  Speaker 7: of those loans that people used to buy ferraris? Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: no he didn't.
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  Speaker 5: So as a business owner he didn't get one. No,
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  Speaker 5: but people who just took advantage of the system they
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  Speaker 5: got it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, seventy thousand dollars in the hole over it and
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  Speaker 7: the government said.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, well we'll figure it. We'll figure it out in
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  Speaker 5: your taxes, and of course still not on it. Yeah
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  Speaker 5: that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. But yeah, payday so Mena's
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  Speaker 5: birthday month. Yes, do you have any plans, any plans
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  Speaker 5: for uh, for this money? Like, are you going off
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  Speaker 5: and doing something?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Am I going to buy something? Yeah, you're gonna buy
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  Speaker 5: yourself something. He usually, I'm saying, he usually has some
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  Speaker 5: kind of plan for every time he's getting paid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he's like, all right, but here's what I'm doing. This
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  Speaker 5: is what I'm gonna buy. Well, no, I mean I
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  Speaker 5: just have my big f one weekend that I'm doing.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm sure I'm gonna be buying some merch because
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  Speaker 5: there's a ton of merch availab but like a single
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  Speaker 5: item that I want to buy currently. No, I don't
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  Speaker 5: have one. Uh yeah, I'm sad to say. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 5: lot of it's just like I want to buy clothing.
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  Speaker 5: That's it that Uh I think it's a Ferrari jacket
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  Speaker 5: that you had. Oh the sweatshirt, yeah, that's nice. Want
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  Speaker 5: yeah yeah, picked me up billion dollars yeah right, three billion.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still trying to get a hold of bird for
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  Speaker 5: you too early. He's on tour. There's no way he's
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  Speaker 5: picking up yeah. Yeah. Well I've tried it other reasonable times,
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  Speaker 5: just as a bit. Yeah, maybe he just doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, do you ever leave the message?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe that is now eighty Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Who he's a voice what they want.
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  Speaker 5: The thing real quick? Sure. I felt kind of weird
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  Speaker 5: about buying a Ferrari jackie because I don't own Ferrari.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah I know, but people it's nice fan though. Yeah people,
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  Speaker 5: this this is somebody else I'm not calling.
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  Speaker 2: That's rude.
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  Speaker 11: Next my goodness, oh god, oh wow, yeah it was cute.
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  Speaker 5: But never mind. I'm not even gonna mention that is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to embarrass that menace.
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  Speaker 6: I think it would be more embarrassing if you did
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  Speaker 6: have a Ferrari and a Ferrari jacket.
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  Speaker 5: Oh and the guys. I think they're head to toe.
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  Speaker 8: And yeah, yeah, that would be like you got it
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  Speaker 8: free with purchase.
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  Speaker 5: All right, well eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, how
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  Speaker 5: do you want to spend MENACE's money?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Give him some ideas? Yes please, yeah, we all
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  Speaker 5: seem to have ideas.
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  Speaker 8: I think you'd have paying my mortgage a text?
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  Speaker 5: Make him feel good? Over to two to nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Very Show. All right, welcome back, everybody, yea so
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  Speaker 5: we were talking about the payday, yeah earlier, today's payday
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  Speaker 5: at list at this company, it's fifteenth, in the last
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  Speaker 5: day of the month. And then we were talking about
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  Speaker 5: the government shutdown and how you know people are going
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  Speaker 5: to work and not getting paid. I got some other
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  Speaker 5: work related stuff and some more bad news for remote
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  Speaker 5: workers because more and more companies are abandoning the idea
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  Speaker 5: of allowing it over. You keep hearing about more and
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  Speaker 5: more of the bigger companies too, and according to the numbers,
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  Speaker 5: by this time next year, another thirty percent of companies
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  Speaker 5: will eliminate remote work just entirely.
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  Speaker 8: Damn that's a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So that's what happens. Like one or two bigger
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  Speaker 5: companies do it, and that gives license to the other
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  Speaker 5: companies to do it, and then they go, well, everybody
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  Speaker 5: else is doing so no one wants to be the
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  Speaker 5: first one still waiting for that four day work week
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  Speaker 5: experience that forever. Let's try that. Seventeen percent of companies
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  Speaker 5: plan to require employees to be in the office at
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  Speaker 5: least four days a week. Sixty four percent say they
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  Speaker 5: are bringing people back to the office to strengthen company culture.
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  Speaker 5: Sixty two percent say it's to improve productivity. Forty five
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  Speaker 5: percent say it's to maximize office space. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 8: It's we're paying for these leases and nobody's.
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  Speaker 5: Here that and like seeing that people are working. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because I know, I'm not going to mention names here,
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  Speaker 5: because we do like this person and they do a
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  Speaker 5: lot of work during during the week. I always wonder
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  Speaker 5: because this person never comes into the office on Fridays.
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  Speaker 5: Every Friday they quote work from home. Okay, but if
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  Speaker 5: I ever have to call this person for something, are
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  Speaker 5: they doing work stuff or Friday they kind of out
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  Speaker 5: in about They seem to be out in about about day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: Like I work better for my pool. Yeah, I've worked
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  Speaker 5: better at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, let's see fewer companies are feeling the need to
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  Speaker 5: bribe workers as well. It's like more of a take
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  Speaker 5: it or hit the bricks kind of vibe going on.
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  Speaker 5: Because remember they were talking about all these different things
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  Speaker 5: that companies were doing.
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  Speaker 8: Putting a car in the lobby.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, only twenty eight percent of companies in total, only
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  Speaker 5: twenty eight percent provide any kind of benefits for returning
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  Speaker 5: to the office your job. But of those doing the bribing,
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  Speaker 5: fifty five percent do these like social events at work?
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  Speaker 5: Fifty one percent provide catered meals. Now you're talking. Another
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  Speaker 5: fifty one percent provide a commuter support. Cool, So I
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  Speaker 5: guess maybe I know there was like a shuttle events.
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  Speaker 5: Wouldn't do it for me.
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  Speaker 9: Last thing I want to do no offense, is ride
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  Speaker 9: to work with you guys.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I get that. That's a little But the
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  Speaker 5: free food I'll come. Oh yeah, food is an incentive
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  Speaker 5: like activities.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, I don't care about it, like I want
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  Speaker 9: to go home now.
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  Speaker 5: Going back and asking asking the people, three quarters, seventy
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  Speaker 5: six percent said they would look for a new job
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  Speaker 5: if they weren't allowed to work remotely anymore. So, going
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  Speaker 5: back to the you know these companies, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: If seventy six percent of people all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 5: we're out there in the workforce looking for a job,
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  Speaker 5: Look how hard it is to find a decent job
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  Speaker 5: right now? Do you think with another seventy six percent
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  Speaker 5: in the mix, Yeah, you're going to be able to
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  Speaker 5: find that, especially if all the other companies are just
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  Speaker 5: saying no, we're not offering that. Like, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how my point is here. I would love a four
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  Speaker 5: day work week. I think that'd be great. I while
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  Speaker 5: it's not for me personally, I don't care if somebody
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  Speaker 5: works remotely, it doesn't affect me at all. I don't
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  Speaker 5: I don't have any skin in the game. I guess
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  Speaker 5: it is my point. So you can be mad and go, oh, well,
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  Speaker 5: you just want to I don't want anything. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: You know. That's I'm not in this situation. Yeah, it's different.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, if the idea is that you're going
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: to call your shots, at some point, you're not gonna
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: be able to call your shot, right, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and you're just have to suck it up and take
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  Speaker 5: it or you're just gonna be unemployed. I guess, like,
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  Speaker 5: what are you going to do in that situation?
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  Speaker 8: Well, and like you guys, I was not able to
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  Speaker 8: work remotely during COVID. I was coming to a radio.
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  Speaker 5: Station every day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But people who got a taste of blood, you know,
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  Speaker 8: like you get it. It's just it's insane to think
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  Speaker 8: of going back.
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  Speaker 5: Now. Can I share this real quick though? Let's say
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  Speaker 5: you worked in this building. Have you heard about it yet?
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  Speaker 5: There's this guy financial guy named Jamie Diamond. He just
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: helped build this five billion dollar building in New York
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  Speaker 5: for a JP Morgan. It has seventeen restaurants inside the building.
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  Speaker 5: Damn yeah, seventeen Starbucks. It has everything. Yeah, just like
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  Speaker 5: it's it's cool, its own little city. Now, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to show up to work like seven days
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  Speaker 5: a week. I worked at a building kind of like
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: that when I worked in Chicago. It's a giant ass
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  Speaker 5: building right in River North, right in the downtown area.
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  Speaker 5: It's called the Merchandise Bar. It's got its own train station,
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: like the like the L train stops there. You're on
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: the ground four right, Yeah, no, we look right in No. No,
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  Speaker 5: we were like, well, there was a window into the
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: studio from outside of our space. But like, this building
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  Speaker 5: is so big, it had its own zip code. There
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  Speaker 5: were restaurants, there were stores, there were all kinds of
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  Speaker 5: stuff makes use. Yeah, it was the Merchandise Mart in
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  Speaker 5: uh in Chicago. That was a really cool spot. That
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  Speaker 5: was that was great. I mean, it wouldn't make me
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  Speaker 5: if I didn't have to commute in and you know
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  Speaker 5: people fighting that Like, I wouldn't that wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 5: That wouldn't make me want to go there because there
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  Speaker 5: you'd be sick the same stuff, right as well?
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  Speaker 9: You need to go live your life. Were there apartments
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  Speaker 9: and stuff?
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  Speaker 5: No, it's just it looks like a hotel resort. It's
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: just you know, it looks like it almost looks like
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  Speaker 5: the Pentagon. Yeah, it's just a big gold building, stone
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  Speaker 5: and marble building. All right, Greg, what percentage of people
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  Speaker 5: would take a pay cut to keep working remotely? Pay cut? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: The guess what percentage people do you think would take
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  Speaker 5: a pay cut current work to keep working remotely? I'll
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  Speaker 5: say sixty percent. At least you're close sixty nine. I'm
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  Speaker 5: saying sixty nine. Yeah, nice noise. All right, Well, we're
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  Speaker 5: all here today. We appreciate wherever you are tuning in
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: and checking out the Woodies show this morning. We got
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: the phones open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: You can send us a text over to two to
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  Speaker 5: nine eight seven. I welcome back everybody. Yeah, Today, October fifteenth,
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  Speaker 5: we mentioned it's payday. It's also National broad Day, so
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: get a couple exs. It's also National Expense Report Day,
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: which is a good reminder. Dude, I am the worst
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: at turning in expenses. Get I get to do it.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I mean I eventually, I eventually do. Have you ever
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  Speaker 6: tried on our system, it's oh I did I turn
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: I thought you never did.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I turn in expenses multiple times throughout the
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  Speaker 5: year for other like on the on the things where
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: we travel somewhere and people are like, oh, well make
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: sure you put in for your meals. Yeah, I never
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  Speaker 5: do that.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 5: So I do complicate. I do it for the bigger stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And even then, like they're always over I have. I
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  Speaker 5: just deleted an email this morning saying I have one
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  Speaker 5: that's over two hundred days expired. Oh my god, so
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: that they've been waiting on me to find they paid
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  Speaker 5: for it because I have a company credit card and
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: and so I don't see the bill. So I'm not
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: waiting on That's the thing. I'm not waiting on the money. Yeah,
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: I can use the iHeart credit card.
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  Speaker 9: Oh you don't care to do it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes it. And then eventually by the end
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  Speaker 5: of the year, by the end of the year, then
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: I'll submit that stuff. Wouldn't the statement itself kind of
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: be the report? Yeah? Yeah, but they want to see
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: the receipt. So I got to put it into a category.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: They got to see the receipt. I got to upload that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: And that's the payment if you can use it at
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: a restaurant, for example, isn't that the quote receipt like
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: showing this statement like oh I hate it McDonald's for
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: twenty two dollars.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: They still want to They still they still need the receipt.
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: Mine get kicked back to me so often I just
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: stopped submitting that. And I can always doing it wrong, and.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: I can only use it for like certain things, you
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. So I don't use it all
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: the time, but use it on on average five times
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: maybe six times a year really because I'm only able
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: to use it for certain things. Right, So that's that's often,
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: you know, everything else comes out of my own pocket.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: But yeah, that reminds me good expense report day. Today
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: is a National cheese curd Day. It's National SISTII Day.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Is that where you like wax? It's National grouch Day.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: It's a lemon bar day, really love lemon bar. And
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: it's a National mushroom Day. I've got the birthdays. The
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: borner birthday come up here in just a moment. First
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: man's gonna tell us. What's happening a little bit in
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: the world of entertainment. Yeah, well, it was announced that
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: singer R and B singer DiAngelo, he died. Guys. Now
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: you might not remember who he is, but in two.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Thousand, I remember his body. Yeah, so that's that's what
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: I was about to mention. So in two thousand he
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: released his music video called untitled AKA how does it Feel?
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: That music video was extremely popular with the ladies because he.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Was naked in it. That's a other like dudes could
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: actually here's this like vs. Yeah, oh, you know you
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: remember this so far? I don't like yelling at the
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: camera man candor. So you know the song awright? Just
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: by that? Absolutely? Do you know this more than the
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: every lady knows it because of the music video?
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: He and oh god, now I'm facing.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: You had another song called brown Sugar?
• 17:36
  Speaker 9: Was he in the show with Childish Gambino cut?
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Remember?
• 17:42
  Speaker 12: Do you know?
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have known the song, but I know the
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: video Sigel. I thought, oh, I.
• 17:50
  Speaker 13: Remember that video, let's all watch it tonight in his honor. Yeah,
• 17:53
  Speaker 13: I'm watching it Brown Sugar, Calm, I can't. He was
• 18:01
  Speaker 13: just suggar your swallow re that's young. Yeah, all right,
• 18:07
  Speaker 13: she is dry.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Well he was r I P. Yeah. So remember that video,
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: play it today, all right, Alex Baldwin, did you see
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: that he got on a card? And he says unfortunately, Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: it was in the Hampton's apparently a garbage truck.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: He says, that was the size of a whale cut
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: them off right. Yeah, And he crashed into a tree
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: with his wife inside. And he said that he feels
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: bad for crashing his wife's range rover, and all of a.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Sudden after the accident, it knocked that accident off his
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: wife and now she's right back to having a Massachusetts Yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: she no longer sounds like she's from like Guadalajara.
• 18:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: I think it was him and his brother Stephen in
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: the wife's car in hilarious car.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He says that he feels like it's hilarious crashing.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I don't know, like a you know, garb
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: struck the size of whale quickly cuts you off.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: But I guess it happens just speeding down the road.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: The biggest one he's ever seen.
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, so I know the name de'angelo, and maybe I'm
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: confusing with somebody else. Because I don't know any of
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: these songs. How does it Feel? Everybody? Yeah, I don't
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: not everybody.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: This is uh.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I looked up like one of the most streamed songs
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: from DiAngelo, and the most streamed is something actually from
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Lauren Hills. It was featuring Yeah nothing even Matters untitled
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: how does It Feel was the second most streams This
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: is the third most stream Lady, and then Brown Sugar.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: But like Mena said, you don't remember that v No.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah he was, he was. Rick didn't realize.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, oh Eminem, his daughter just had a baby.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: Now it's not Haley. It was actually his other daughter,
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: Elena Scott now the one who never got a shout
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: out well because she was actually adopted by Eminem in
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: the two thousands.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: She's actually his niece, so her mother doesn't count.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Her mother actually died because she was a drug addict
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: and then Eminem took her in at Yeah, and if
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: you don't know, if you don't know, Eminem also adopted.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: A boy, so he has a son as well.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: I mean, super super cool that he's working out for.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: In general, Woody, adoption doesn't count. That's not your kid, No,
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: it does. I think when it's always someone who's already
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: a relative. I'm saying, if somebody's already a relative, and
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: now you look at like you're more looky looking out
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: to me like you've you've adopted in the center that
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: you're looking out right. Like if you know, like if
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: if my wife and I passed away, the kids go
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: to live with my sister, all of a sudden, it's
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: not their mother, that's still their aunt.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: You still uncle em you know what I mean. But
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: he's taking care of which is super nice. Obviously it's
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: a it's very cool. That's that's that's not what's in
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: question here. It's just you know, wow, it's like it's
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: a kid. No, I don't hate I love Eminem. I mean,
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: look at the timeline hate other people or eleven.
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: When imagine being your dad though he'd already ever rule.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, imagine so you know Hailey, let's just look
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: at haley situation. So everybody knew who she was because
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: she was name dropped in all these different songs. He's
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: putting people in trunks and you know killing Yeah, so
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: you're you're the guy that Haley has an interest in,
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: and you're gonna go over to and you know how
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: like how locked in he is with a bunch of
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: really scary dudes. Yeah, like, you know, doctor Drake could
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: pretty much make you disappear if you wanted to. You know,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Snudon knows some people, you know, all fifty and all
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: you deal. Yeah, you're gonna show up like you will
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: be on your best behavior. That's gotta be so intimidating,
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: you know, like if you know anybody anybody like that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: You go over to meet the Rock's daughter. Yeah, you know, hello,
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: mister Johnson, nice to meet you. You're gonna be home eight.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: We'll be home at seven thirty. No problems. I talked
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: for your birthdays and Carno birthday show. We're gonna sits
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: and you know we don't do and we'll start with
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: the celebrities. Happy birthday to Paige Davis. Remember her from
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Trading Spaces. I wonder what she does now.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: She's still doing the Home I don't know. I know
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: they tried to do a reboot of that somewhat recently.
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: You know it looks weird now is uh what's his name?
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Is ty Pennington? He does? Oh man, he looks so weird.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I mean he's he's older, now.
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: Oh yeahs that stupid annoying.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean I wear a hat all the time,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: but he's got one of those dumb hats, like an
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: army's hat.
• 22:42
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Paige Davis is fifty six. Today Dominic West Detective Jimmy
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: McNulty on the Wire, great show. Did you watch the Wire?
• 22:50
  Speaker 14: Greg?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: No, I have heard of it. He's Prince Charles in
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: season five of The Crown Emerald Lugasi celebrity chef. He
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: kicks up an otch godic. He's sixty six. You got Sarah,
• 23:03
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• 23:06
  Speaker 5: prins Andrew and then she spent time as a pen
• 23:10
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• 23:15
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• 23:18
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• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Krista Burg had that song Lady in Red. Oh yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: who now claims, by the way, to have healing hands
• 23:28
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• 23:33
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• 23:35
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• 23:38
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• 23:42
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• 24:01
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• 24:05
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• 24:16
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• 24:23
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• 24:27
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• 24:30
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• 24:32
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• 24:35
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• 24:38
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• 24:40
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• 24:44
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• 26:36
  Speaker 5: to check in here first. It's October and you know
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: what that means.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: It's menaces birthday.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the counter is.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Is birthdays on the twenty eighth. Yes, it is so
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: getting closer. Uh huh. As you know MENACE's birthday month
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: wish list that he rolled out to us already did
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: a couple of things and checked some things off there,
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: and yeah, so things have been coming together pretty well
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: for you this year.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: This seems like the most successful birthday month ever. Maybe
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: it been pretty good.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe now something something happened yesterday, and I got to say,
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: even though it's MENACE's birthday month, I think Greg was
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: the real winner here on Benefactor. This was this was
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: something that was on his list. It's the very last
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: item on the list for MENACE's birthday month. He wanted
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: to tour the Brady Bunch house. And guess what happened yesterday,
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Menace and Greg went on a tour of the Brady
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Bunch House. A little fun fact about Greg Gory for
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: newer listeners. Back in the day, Greg was so into
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: the Brady Bunch then he would get those yeah do
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: you notice No, you don't know this Morgan. Okay. So
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: he would get you know, those composition notebooks. Yeah, he
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: had a stack of those, and he would like write
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: notes about every episode as he watched it. Yeah, he
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: kept notes like a manifesto.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: That's why the Instagram video was so intricate, Like you
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: walked into each room and you're like, this is where
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: this person did this this.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: Whole episode, and it's crazy, Like I thought I was
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: a fan.
• 28:24
  Speaker 15: I was like Greg blows me out with a water
• 28:27
  Speaker 15: complete psych that is psycho.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: Mental health professional asked me why I did that. I
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: would have the lazy answer of I don't know. Well,
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: but you are write a synopsis of every episode.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: People are live tweeting, people are doing like podcast wraps
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: on shows. That was the version of that. Because there
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: was no Internet when you were doing that, there was anything,
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: and so yeah, I would say, though a sports fan
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: of a team would yeah, make no sense.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: And I was well into my twenties when I did this. Oh,
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: I would write, like my favorite parts of the of
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: the episode.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Uh, you know, if there was a mistake in the episode,
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: if there was a continuity air, it was creepy. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: so Greg, I watched the Woody Show Instagram video of
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: you and Menace at the Brady Bunch House, and as
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: happy as I was, Menace checked something off of his list,
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: I was more happy that you got to geek out there.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Very interesting hearing you identify certain items from certain episodes.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: My wife and I were watching it, and my wife goes,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: my god, he knows so much that this is adorable.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: She was just so happy because you just had this
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: like vibe and this look were she was so geeked out,
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: thank you. So who owns the Brady Bunch House at
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: this point, that's she just recently bought it. She did.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: She is either married to or was married to the
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: president of HBOHAN. Yes, and she is using the house
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: now that it's been completely redone by HGTV to replicate
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: the Brady.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: House inside out, because on the show it was just
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: the outside outside. The inside looked nothing like that, and
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: it was like that forever until more recently, and it
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: was an HGTV series where they took the inside to
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: make it look exactly like the TV show. So now
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: inside and outside it is the Brady House exactly. It
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: used to be a one story house. They made it
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: into a two story.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: House built off the back, yes, and off the back.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: What's interesting is when you walked in, I noticed off
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: the dining room. You guys will recall there was never
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: a door there. You're thinking, what's this door to? That
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: is what goes to the quote attic, even though it's downstairs.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: So they recreated the attic downstairs and then above that
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: is the master bedroom for Mike and Carroll, which is
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: not up the stairs to the stairs to the right exactly.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: So up there is just the girl's room in the
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: boys room, but every square inch of that place is
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: identical to the Brady House. Amazing, it's identical. The woman
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: that bought it, you know, she just recently opened up
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: some wars. But all the money goes to charity. Yeah,
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: you have to, you have to buy a ticket to
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: get in. She doesn't live there, she doesn't people handle it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: What are they going to do with the house? Use
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: it for tours and raise a ton of money for
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: animal charities. Yeah, but it's.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: Super limited, Like they did the tour thing and they
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: released it automatically sold out. So I reached out to
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: them and said, hey, you know, this has sold out,
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: blah blah blah, and we've really been trying to get
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: into this house for years. And then at a one
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: day they didn't. They didn't say anything. They just sent
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: me a link with a couple of dates if you donate.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: If you donate, you can get in.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Now are they going to allow people to hold like
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: events there? That's a good question. Yeah, I'm assuming not,
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: because I asked one of the women that works there
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: if anybody sleeps there ever, like, can you stay the
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: night or just the lady who owns it. Does she
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: ever sleep there? She said, no, you can't because the
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: plumbing doesn't work. Hermstat doesn't work. Oh really, the.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: Thermostat is a prop. Even that was down to the
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: last detail. It looks like it's an actual house. It's
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: in a neighborhood.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: And yeah, my friend's two houses away.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: They're like, oh, there's always cars in front of it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Electricity works, but the plumbing does not. The toilets don't work.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: If you turn the faucet, that doesn't work. It's not
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: really livable. It's more like a museum.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, if you haven't seen the video yet, it's
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: on our Instagram at the Woody Show, you could check
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: it out. Look how happy Greg is. Look how sexy
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: he looks in his glasses. What's the word?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Greg?
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Are you like a docent, like going around the museum
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: giving all the fun facts?
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: You know what?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I could be it's a doing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but he could work there at part
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: time after We should like for these tours like people would.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: I think, you know, get a lot out of what
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: you have to offer.
• 32:45
  Speaker 15: Call the flashlight, right, I mean remember that this is
• 32:48
  Speaker 15: from the episode where no it was awesome, super fun.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and mannis thank you for hooking it at so great.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: But everybody go watch the video add to what show
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: on Instagram. They even had the skull and the fridge.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: It was fast to Yeah, I like, uh. They always
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: had like this kind of like jazzy and then the
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: in between themes like oh yeah yeah yeah I have
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: some of that too, they have like yeah, okay, okay,
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: So here's another thing though.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: It's embarrassing that one you played before this but always
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: bummed me out because it meant the episode was ending.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was the Yeah, that was the end of
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: the the and this one here it was just starting.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: It's like a scene splitter like Sherwood Dwarfs. Yeah exactly.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: The credits were like starting to roll. What about this one?
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, this is when things are going pretty well. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: you know, like Marsian is not upset about anything. Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Jam's not having a bad day. Okay, it's just getting started.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: It's a little bouncing.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Maybe Bobby's coming home on his swin. It was a
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: trip though. It just felt so familiar right when we
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: walked in that door. Yeah, oh yeah, what about this one? Greg? Now,
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: this one does have a little bit of a laugh
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: track in it, but you'll get uh, okay, yeah, so this, oh,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: this one's swiky cocktail.
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: This is what I imagine your house sounds like Creig.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Else doesn't think anybody's home. And she's walking around her
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: cans out cleaning. You guys remember that episode Herself on
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: the Stairs, that's the last episode. Yeah, she's just waiting
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: for Sam and Butcher to come over. Carol just left.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Get over here. They have.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: They had set up these props in the house that
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: were so specific to each episode, and and Menace would say, Oh,
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: I don't care, what's this letter? And this is Oh,
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: that's the letter that Marcia submitted to make Mike the
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Father of the Year. She snuck out nail it in
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: the middle of the night, and then he won Father
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: of the Year.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: It was so emotional. A silver platter.
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: I think they did everything when they were the silver platter.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: You know it's funny too, is that, you know, like
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Mike won all these architecture awards, Greg won all these
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: athletic awards, Peter won.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: All the and I thought Bobby hasn't won many awards.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Bobby was kind of a loser. Yeah, Bobby, I want
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: to check this off. The Menace wish list, tore the
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: britty bunch.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: Yay, nice nice chucked off.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: All right, so all the stuff that's left. Visit the
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Jack in the Box test Kitchen. I know, first one
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: that people hit us up about, but nothing has happened.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Nothing in that one. He still wants to be knighted. Yes,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: and the Arts by the Country of Yeah, visit the
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Dude Perfect headquarters in Frisco, Texas. Allegedly we know people
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: that know people there. Well, I had a conversation with
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: somebody else really, and I'm going to put it about
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: eighty nine percent really even pretty cool, I will I
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: will know because some people that that we are friends with,
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: they are literally in business with them, like they they
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: own a business together.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And they were just doing a big charity golf
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: tournament thing yesterday with them, and I happened to speak
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: with them while they were Yeah. So yeah, the big
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: question I was like, are you kidding no this, this
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: dude's a fan. They're like, well, you know, we're not
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: gonna like you know what, like this is not like
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: you're not you're not punking them, right Like in other words,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: you're gonna go look at it and then you're gonna
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: make fun of them or ribbon or whatever, because I
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: guess that's happened before. They've gotten burned by people. No,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: this dude's a fan, Yeah, and just wants to see
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: the headquarters and like, oh no, cool, cool cool cool, Yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: I hate let's see Menace wants to stand on top
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: of a wind turbine. Yeah, so random, most random wants
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: to be wants to be an extra on the Apple
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: TV Plus show The Studio. Feel like that can be
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: so good. Still haven't heard anything about that. Watch a
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: taping of Something's Burning with Bert Kreischer's on the list.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, I do have some news on that as well.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: That's where Menace is going today. Today, Today, what you're
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: going to go to a taping of Something's Burning? No
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: way today. I talked to Burt yesterdays or anybody, anybody.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: I'm really sorry, no, and yeah, so do dude, how
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: things like yeah, hey, I'm just sorry, just you know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: reaching out because it's MENACE's birthday month and he's trying
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: to watch it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Oh dude, absolutely, no way, we're doing tomorrow. You want
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: to come on tomorrow?
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: I hope you have a cute fit in.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: The car and it's a pretty wide window. I think
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: they're shooting two different episodes. Yeah, but I have Yes,
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I have the number. I've got the address and and
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: everything else, so we can once once that. I said,
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: he just wants to he just wants to sit there
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: and cook.
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I said, just put him in the cup chair.
• 38:03
  Speaker 12: See.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been when saw Summers saw you like, oh,
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: you're all over the place and it's like yeah, so yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: I'm like, do you wand him downtime? Well, I'm playing. Uh,
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: I'm playing, and then I'm gonna go to Arizona and
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: yeah then I'm a week off and his daughter, so
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: it's gonna he's gonna have like a nice week.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So I caught up a Bert yesterday and and
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: got that, we got that something else knocked on the
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: list here. It's a good week. Yeah. Oh and also
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: the you know, the the the trip to Dubai is happening.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: I had a lot of dealings with that yesterday. I think, Uh,
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: I think we're gonna announce all the details on on Monday.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: All right, Oh good, So I think the contest will
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: literally start on Monday. We'll we'll tell you how it works.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: But we have to get all the the stuff with
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: the lawyers and everything else signed off before I can
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: announce and tell you anything. But yeah, Medisa and I
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: are going to do an extreme weekend trip to Dubai.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I'm not leaving the airport because we're gonna fly sixteen
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: hours to Dubai. We're gonna land, I'm gonna hang out
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: in the lounge, and then we're gonna get right back
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: on a plane and fly the sixteen hours back. I
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: only want to see the plane. Menace wants to fly
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: first class on Dubai. That's been on his list for years,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: and he's gonna take the six or seven hour layover
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: to go see a couple things within fifteen minutes of
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: the airport. But we are giving away a ticket to
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: go with us to a lucky what do you show listener?
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: Amazing, it's a.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Twenty five thousand dollars value. A round trip ticket on
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Emirates first class to Dubai is twenty five thousand dollars.
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: All the caviar you can eat.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Get ready, it's crazy anyway, So MENACE's Birthday Month.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Everybody Menaces Birthday Month, sponsored by the Letter l for
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: loser and by the number zero, the official percentage that
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a grown man with a birthday month could.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Ever be cool. So Alter Ego tickets every hour seven
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: am to seven pm announced Alter Ego. Yesterday Sublime was here.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: That was awesome. It was a lot of great reaction
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: on the video, which is also on our Instagram along
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: with the Brady Bunch thing and the delivery driver appreciation
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: spin for me Yesterday.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Was on today.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. People digging all that stuff. Yeah stuff Yeah. So
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: all three go tickets Green Day twenty one, Pilot's Cage,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: The Elephant, Sublime, Good Charlotte, Miles Smith and more, all
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: happening at the Forum hosted by The Woody Show on Saturday,
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: January seventeenth. First chance to win tickets today, next hour
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: at seven to fifty Now, next hour seven am, and
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: then eight am. I'm gonna announce the song that you
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: are listening for in those respective hours. When you hear
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: that song will be your cue to call in and
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: win tickets to Dodgers Game five on Saturday. Hell yeah, now,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: these are right back in those awesome seats, the stadium
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: club box seats that have like the all you can
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: eat buffet awesome view of the game, just hanging out
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: with other Woody Show listeners that are going to be
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: winning this week. And so it's today, tomorrow and Friday
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: that we're giving those away in the seven am and
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: eight am hours, same thing we did last week. I'll
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: tell you what's you're listening for. That will be your
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: cue to call in. Be calling ninety eight win the
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Dodgers tickets. Now, somebody already on the tech said, well,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: what if there's no game five, Well then you didn't
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: win nothing. You're not by the way, you're not getting
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: a replacement prize. There you go, that's it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: It's a decent game.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the Dodgers will give me the thousands and
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: thousands and thousands of dollars that I spent on these tickets.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: These weren't free the Dodgers, did I give them this
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: from the from the from the goodness of our hearts
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: and our budget that we bought these tickets and we're
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: giving them away to you. And uh yeah, I think
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: we get the money back, right, So yeah, we'll get that.
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: That's good.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: But if there's no game, but there's no Game five,
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: we get the money back. But then you get nothing,
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: and you will have been no worse off than you
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: were before. You get the Dodgers going to the World Series.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Let's be honest. I think I think the Brewers are
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: just too good of a team. They're gonna win at
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: least one game. I think the Dodgers win the series
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: for sure, but I think they're going to win one
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: of these next two games. I think there will absolutely
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: be a game five. You better there is you better
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: hope they win and uh yeah, you have a chance
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: to win. Tickets seven am and eight am here on
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: the Woody Show. I fired it without clutching.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: My god scrolls and turn into a turn.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Turns the Woody Show, and let's jump over to the well,
• 42:22
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  Speaker 5: is standing by, and she's got this morning's trending news headlines. Yep, well.
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: Game two of the NLCS went down last night and
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: the Dodgers pulled off another big win in Milwaukee. Yoshinobu
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: Yamamoto pitched a complete game jam He only allowed one
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: run on three hits. He's the first Dodger pitcher to
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: do that in the postseason twenty one years.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: By the way.
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: With the two to nothing series lead, La is now
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: just two wins away from another World Series as they
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: shift back home tomorrow. Over in the Alcs, the Mariners
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: are looking to take a three to nothing lead over
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: the Blue Jays in Seattle tonight. Well, Alex Jones of
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: the let's call him controversial podcaster?
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Is that a good word for it?
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: He tried to get out of paying the one point
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: four billion dollar judgment against him for spreading lies about
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: the twenty twelve Sandy Hook School shooting, but the Supreme
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: Court shut that down. The kicker is the court didn't
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: even want to hear the case. They just denied it
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: out right with no explanation, and Jones is now stuck
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: paying the one point four billion with his attorney's probably
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: it Yeah, an amount that could never be paid, right,
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: but I mean, you know, whatever he's got, I'm sure
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: they'll take it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: That also, doesn't that like bury you from opening accounts
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: and things like that, because that's what happened to the
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: people at Gawker allegedly after they lost the Yeah, with
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: the whole Colgan lawsuit. Is just like, yeah, you can't
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: even open a bank account.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: You mean, I would imagine they would garnish your wages
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: would anything off. You can't get loans for houses and
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: stuff like that. You're your crew. Yeah, you're screwed.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: Instagram is adding new PG thirteen style rules to make
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: teen accounts safer. So starting this week, anyone under eighteen
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: will automatically be put in a thirteen plus mode and
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: that blocks mature or explicit content content. They can't even
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: turn it off without their parents' approval. And the Apple
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: also stop teens from searching things like alcohol, sex, and
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: gore and keep them from following or messaging accounts that
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: have you know, adult material. Now Meta says they're doing
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: this to speak the language of parents, quote unquote, and
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: are following movie ratings to keep being simple. So that's
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: where the gore and the sex and stuff comes from.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: But see, here's the thing. The kids just sign up
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: on their own. It's not like the parents are setting
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: up their account till you put in.
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: A fake birthday, so it says older than you.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: Actually, I wonder how far down? Yeah, like if it's
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: IP address, I mean something can go.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: They might start doing that where you have to scan
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: your driver's license or or some some type of proofs that.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: You're obviously they can't scan a dars like thirteen.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right, that's right. I forgot certain states that
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: are doing that. You have to enter like a credit
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: hard or you're on the radar to verify. Okay, look,
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: everybody knows the internate just four point what was that
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Avenue Cure the intern in it speaks to your speaks
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: to your Broadway Hard, It speaks to my sense of humor.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: It speaks to my sense of humor. But yeah, it's
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: that was an actual musical. It's a great musical.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: They have a song called Everyone's a Little Bit Racist. Yeah,
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: it's like Muppets basically, it's basically Sesame Street.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: But yeah, adults, it's great. Want to Tony.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: So they're gonna update this whole thirteen plus thing in
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: the US, UK, Australia and Canada for now. Meanwhile, starting
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: in December, chat GPT is gonna let adult users create
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: erotic context.
• 45:46
  Speaker 16: Okay, see again, hugging men, horn to porn, torn porn.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: It's a great show. Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: Actually, oh my god, I think uh Wicket lost to
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: Avenue Q that year. I was there owner.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: So in a post on X on Tuesday, open Ai
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: CEO Sam Altman said upcoming versions of the chatbot will
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: allow it to behave in a more human like way,
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: but only if you want it to. There will also
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: be age verifications, so no only verified adults and I
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: think that's where the driver's license comes in can access
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: this stuff. He also explained that chat GBT used to
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: be more restricted to protect people's mental health, but that
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: made it less fun, so the company now wants to
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: relax that to be more fun for adults.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Because the Internet is what for porn in everybody in
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: simple their flies for porn. So good.
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: And finally, I love that hugging your horn. Hugging your horn.
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: Doctors have a new type of breast cancer surgery that
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: removes the cancer and rebuilds the breast in one day.
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: This is groundbreaking. I have two friends that have had
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: to deal with this, and that this was the.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Cousin who's wedding I'm going to. Yeah, And even my
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: uncle who is on hospice and lives in Arizona, is
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: flying to New Jersey for this wedding because she has
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: been to Helen back in her you know, cancer journey
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: and man, watch what you know she went through. And
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: other people that I've known, like you said you're a
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: couple of friends or whatever. Dude, this is great. I
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: did see this. I love as you know, Greg, I've
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: said it for decades. I love like I'm not impressed
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: by celebrities. I couldn't tell you who ninety percent of
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: them are or why we're knowing who they are. But
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: I read about this stuff all the time. I love
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: the advances that were made in medical science. These are
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: the people that should be worshiped. These people that figure out,
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: like the drug that saved my mom life, about oh,
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: we're going to create this drug that basically we can
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: give in venously, and it's what it's gonna do. It's
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: going to identify just the cancer cells and it's gonna
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: flag it for your own immune system, so the immune
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: system takes it out as opposed to chemotherapy, which kills everything.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Like a human being figured it out. Like that's impressive,
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: it's incredible.
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, just to put a finer point on it. So
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: instead of needing tons of surgeries weeks sometimes months apart,
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: patients can now just go in get everything done at once,
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: so the implant is placed right after the cancer tissue
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: is removed. It helps recovery time lowers infection risk, reduces
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: hospital costs. Lots of patients were even walking the next
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: day back to work within six weeks. This is crazy
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: and experts thinks this could soon become just normal for
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: breast cancer. So truly amazing. And that's what's going on
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: with Thank you very racist?
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Well you're a little bit doode. I guess we're both
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: a little bit racist.
• 48:54
  Speaker 17: Ovating it is.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Not an easy thing to do, but I guess is
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: true between me and you. I think everyone's a little
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: bit racist sometimes hate crime, and you will find no
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: one's really coolored like maybe itself that we y'all should face.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Everyone makes judgments based on raced So it's like, Greg
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: think you could sit through this show. I did sit
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: through this.
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: I haven't even and I loved it, so it's really
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: well done.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: It takes a minute to get used to seeing the
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: humans do the puppets, but then you kind of forget about.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Ethnic jokes.
• 49:47
  Speaker 16: Might be a cuth, but you're laughty because they're based
• 49:50
  Speaker 16: on truth.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Don't I do that? Person? I love racist jokes, everyone
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: enjoining them. So relaxed, all right, not gonna be this one.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: There's a plane going down. One parachute there's a rabbi.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Guy.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: What you're talking about, Kate, You we're telling a black joke. Well, sure, Gary,
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: but lots of people tell black jokes. I don't. Well,
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: of course you don't, you're black. But tell pollock jokes, right, Well, sir,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: I do stupid pollocks. Don't get them. That's a little racist. Well, damn,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: I guess you're right. How d am damn, I guess
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: you're right. I would venture to say that you would.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Probably people told me I'd like the Book of Mormon Intment,
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: which is Trey Parker and Matt Stone, perfect theater opportunity. Yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: all right, we're gonna take a quick break more what
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: he shows next? Hang on in the meantime, have an
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: existential crisis the Woody Show.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: The show.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: So there's a new game that I want to play,
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: and we're gonna do that. Forty to appear in the
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: next hour. All right. It's it's based on something happened
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: recently here on the show right now. Yeah, by accident, right,
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: by accident. But we're gonna we're gonna turn it into
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: a game and see how it goes. Because people like
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: people like the moment.
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's pretty funny.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: That Can we take a moment and make something out
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: of it? Oh yeah, all right, we'll see, we'll see.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: That's coming up. Welcome back. It's a Wednesday morning. Phones
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: are open eight seven seven four. Woodie, you can't sends
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: a text over to two to nine eight seven. Guys,
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Ready for a brand new redneck news.
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: The wood Show.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: If you've got more dogs than tape, that's pretty big news.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: And today's redneck news. It's from North Carolina where this
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: woman she was doing some shopping at the local dollar
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: store when she got confronted by this other chick about
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: the shirt she was wearing. It was a super sweet
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: NASCAR shirt and the woman liked it. She liked it
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: a lot. In fact, she liked it so much that
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: she demanded that you'd take it off and hand it over.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: She was being robbed of her Nascar like it was
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: in the middle of a dollar store. Anyway, the woman refused.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: They started yelling and screaming at each other. Then I
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: got physical when the chicken the NASCAR shirt started chucking
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: bottles of water. The chicken was trying to steal it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: The stealing chick walked away, in fact, left the store,
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: but then came back moments later packing heat. Oh my god.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: The dollar store employees were able to rush most everyone
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: to safety in the back of the store, but this
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: one teenage girl got left behind, went into the fetal
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: position when this psycho lady pointed the gun right in
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: her head. Now keep in mind doing it right. This
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: all started over a NASCAR shirt. It here's a witness
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: talking about it on the local news.
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: She asked her to give her the shirt that she
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: wanted the shirt, so the lady of course told to no,
• 52:56
  Speaker 11: she wasn't going to give her the shirt. Came back
• 52:58
  Speaker 11: with a gun waving in at everyone going in the store.
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: When the lady's seen her, so she pointed the gun
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: at her hate and the little girl just laid there
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: in like fetal position.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah sure, And then she's seen it, Yeah, she's seen it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Please arrested the woman, who, by the way, had her
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: kid in the store with her the entire time material
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: right there, and she was taken to jail. So that's
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: from North Carolina where the woman pulls the gun after
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: failing to rob a woman of her super sweet NASCAR
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: shirt in the middle of the dollar store. Cool, and
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: that is today's read. It reminds me, there's a shirt
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: that I want to buy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, yeah, it's a it's a collaboration with this
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: brand called Anti Social Social Club.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Anti Social Social Club. I feel like I've heard of that.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Don't buy it, man, it's just steal itough somebody.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, true. I don't think but those sound like
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: they're the fancier ones. I don't think that's going to
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: be at the dollar store menu. They just they just
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: dropped it. It's a special lab.
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: You know, like my OJ shirt.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like an shirt that's better.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Say that's hilarious. Yeah, it does look and it's a
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: remix like a NASCAR thing.
• 54:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's good syllable right, Yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: You gotta hold on to that. How any other women
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: own that shirt?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Zero?
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Wonderful many chicks that own that shirt? Yeah, a lot
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: of dudes, A lot of guys like our friend Tony Mott. Yes,
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: that would be a boy. He definitely. He loves OJ
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: and he loves Nascar and he loves Nascar. That's true.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: That's true. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: phone number you can set. It's a text over to
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: two two nine eight seven. In fact, we want you
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: to call now let's let's open up the phones eight seven, seven,
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: forty four, Woody, and you're going to call in. Let's
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: just start with caller ninety eight. I was wondering how
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: you're going to start this. We're just gonna start with
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: callar ninety eight and then and then from there I
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: will explain and then that will come up next to
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: a we'll tell you how you can win. And we're
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: gonna need everybody else's involvement in this as well. So
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: even if you're not the contestant, you have a role. Yeah,
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: you'll you have a very important role in this game.
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: Show.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: And we're into another new hour with something we're gonna
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: try it for the for the first time on purpose. Yeah,
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: it was kind of my accident before when we were
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: looking for the winner and they got disconnected. We kept
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: going through the lines trying to trying to find them,
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: trying to find them again. But yeah, so, uh, the
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: name of the game is can you get back through?
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 55:38
  Speaker 12: And so.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna grab a I'm gonna grab a caller here.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Let's go, uh line six, who's this.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: John?
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: John? All right? So John, we're trying this for the
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: first time. We'll see if it sucks, it might it
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: might suck. We'll see. All right, it's John. Your job.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: We're gonna hang up on you, and your job is
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: to get back through. You have five minutes to get
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: back through. A whole minute. Yeah, five minutes to get
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: back through, all right, meme, same number, same number, eight
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: seven seven forty four, Woodie. Now when we put you on,
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: actually hold on, Morgan, did you give him the password already? Okay,
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: so this way we know it's actually John when he
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: calls back in, all right, in person? Right, yeah, yeah, exactly. Now,
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: everybody else who's listening, we also want you to call
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: because what you're you're gonna try to You're going to
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: try to block John from getting through. See, this is
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: the game, all right, job. Yeah, we're looking for John,
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: but it's your job, the rest of listeners just to
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: keep calling in and try to keep John from getting
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: back through. Now, John, if you get through, we'll we'll
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: give you a prize. Okay, we'll get you, we'll get
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: your set up. We'll get you set up with somebody
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: everybody versus John. Everybody vers John. Now John again. You know, uh, Morgan,
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: you have to go anywhere. You're good yeah, because we're
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: hanging out. Yeah, we're hanging up on John. We're not
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: We're not going to do anything else. This is the
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: game now, all right. So John, I'm I'm hanging up
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: on you. Okay, okay, and you're five minutes. Your five
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: minutes will begin right now, all right, So five minutes, okay,
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: And in the meantime, we just get to go through
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: the lines and uh, maybe talk to some people and
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: just say, Hi, Yeah, what do you show? Who's this?
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Is this strong? Yeah? Yeah, it's not John. I got
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: already tell by the voice. But what's the password? Then, John,
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: what's the code?
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: No?
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: What do you show? Who's this? No, that's not him?
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Word funny if they guessed it. Yeah, what do you show?
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: This is not John? I can already tell by the
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: by the sound. All right, Hi, who's this.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: Evan?
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Evan?
• 57:57
  Speaker 14: How are you?
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you listening to the show. Evan.
• 58:01
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Get on.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: You did a good job. You got through. What a show?
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Who's this John?
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Here's the issue.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: We don't have somebody to tell the tournament that, you
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: know what. This is part of the game. It's part
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: of the game. It's part of the charm of the game,
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: the raw beauty really loud one? What do you show?
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Who is this? Tim? All right? Not?
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Not?
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Not John? What do you show? Who is this? What
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: is your name?
• 58:34
  Speaker 14: Alfredo?
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Alfredo? Love yourself? Pretty good? Yeah? What do you show?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Who is this? All right? Hey? Eddie, appreciate you listening
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: to the Woody Show and have yourself a great day, Eddie,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: and nice job getting through.
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: The thing is, can John get back through? What the show?
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: Who's this?
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: Shout out to the WSD Squirtle Squad, Oh, the w
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: ST squirrel Squad.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: To connect you bro?
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: What do you show? Who's this?
• 59:08
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Do we lose that person? Okay?
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Hi?
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: What do you show? Who is this? All right? Hey?
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: They hung up as well?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Hi?
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: What do you show? Who's this? Uh?
• 59:21
  Speaker 10: Cha?
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: No, no, there we go?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Not John?
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Not John? Not John? Who is it?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: No?
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Stem on that apple? Yeah?
• 59:29
  Speaker 10: John?
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Not John? What is your name?
• 59:32
  Speaker 14: Christina?
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: It's like everything good? Christina? What's your favorite color? Today?
• 59:39
  Speaker 12: Are?
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: What's your favorite celebrity? What do you show? Who is this?
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: Will?
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: How's it going? Hi?
• 59:47
  Speaker 12: Will?
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: How you doing?
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: Well?
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: You're not John?
• 59:49
  Speaker 14: What do you show?
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Who's this? Hey?
• 59:52
  Speaker 17: Hey?
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: What do you show? Who's this? Hello? Yep. Moving on,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: What a show? Who is this? Calling in? This is Jared?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Are you more a savory or a sweets person?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Sweets?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: Going to the favorite alcohol? What a show? Who's this?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 12: This is.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: What's Cindy? What's your favorite alcohol? Cindy? What's your drink
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: of choice? All right? I want to show who's this? Yeah,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: there's there's Jimmy. What a show is this? John? And Andrew?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Show is this?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 18: John was from the airport.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: We know you love that play. What's up? Dude? Yeah,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: thanks for calling in? What a show? Who's this? I'm
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: just warming enough for the Dodger ticket? Yeah? Who is this?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: What's your name? Randy? Randy? All right? Cool? Thank you, Rdie,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: thanks for calling in. What do you show? Who is this?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: This is John?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: John kind of sounded like sounds again, what's John? John?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: What's the what's the pass password that you were given?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 14: Password is sixteen?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: I got him. I didn't take that. It's four minutes
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: and fifteen seconds as of right now. Yeah, more minutes
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: and fifteen seconds. He made it back through. John, Congratulations,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: you're the first winner ever on can you get back through?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: What was the password? Again? I already forgot. Yeah, what
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: was the password?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I think it was sixteen. That's high. Yeah, sixty nine,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, n I will congratulations, hang on one second,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: we will get all of your information and uh yeah,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: first ever.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Awesome man, Thank you guys, I love you.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah. How's everybody feel about the game. It's pretty funny.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, the inaugural game. It's so dumb. I think
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: we would be more prepared with some other kind of
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: shorter questions for the other people who are calling in,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: But I kind of like it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: But I think Sweet and Savors should stay on the left.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: But I kind of like the randomness other. Yeah, and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: we got to say hi to so many.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: People I don't know. Yeah, it's nice. And everybody else
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: thank you for doing your part and trying to jam
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: the lines up for John but yeah, good enough, and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: thanks for coming up with new passwords.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: Somebody asked if it was cake for.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: I figured would go really easy on this first one,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: you know, that's our generic, sure, but uh, the other
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: one is going to be even more random, like you're
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: never You're just not gonna be able to guess no way. Yeah,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: all right, So how's it really feel about the new
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: game on the text over to two two nine eight seven.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: I like it. We'll take a break and then we're
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: gonna come back and there's a there's a game that
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: we can all play along with. Morgan actually, uh discovered
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: this when she was online. She found this this game
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: and she ordered it. Yeah, and she figured that it
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: could be something that we could do on the show.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: All right, Okay, I think you'll like it. And in
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: the way that she described to me, I think Greg
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: for sure, Gina for sure. I think we're all gonna
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: dig it. So Morgan found a game online and she
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: purchased it. She brought it in and we're gonna another
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: game to try. I'm excited. People love games, Yeah, people
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: love games listed food food surveys, Yeah, they love all
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: that stuff. Yeah, so tell us about this game and
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: let's play.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's called Throwback Lyrics, a party music game. Okay,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: says everything you need to say. I did not realize though,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: the one the box that I bought is like hip.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: Hop and R and B themes.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, so this is our so Greg in well, I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: I think you guys have a good well, they're pretty
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: famous songs.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, and we'll start easy.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 9: First, should I go to one person at a time.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: You're gonna like, uh, you're gonna throw But how do
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: it works? So you you you read it?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just have a question.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: So like in this song, this person refers to this,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: maybe shout out our name kind of like finish the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: lyric type of thing.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, let's do that. Yeah, we'll shout Okay,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: if you think you know what it is.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Like I said, we'll start easy. We hear this
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: song every damn day, Okay, in in the club? What
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: does fifty cent have a bottle full of? The correct
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: answer is bub okay, lazy.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: Very easy. Okay.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: You need.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Every day, every single day to a good start. And
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: now I know, yeah, for the for the for the birthdays?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: All right, next one, next one?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: In Return of the Mac, what did Mark Morrison's ex
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: girlfriend do to hurt him?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: If you really needed I have multiple choice, but some
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: of these I think you should just get.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: You know, I know the song, I don't know the
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: lyrics the well that well, like in the verses, I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: don't know the lyrics too well.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: I mean, do you want multiple choice?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: You got a buzz in you got a buzz in chated?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Wrong?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Wrong?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, we'll take multiple multiple choice.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Kay.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Did she smacked him silly? Did she lie to him?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Did she kick?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 10: What? He?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: Correct?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Must have been luck? What a great song? All right?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Did you know that song is about a next girlfriend? Greg?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: I had no idea. I've heard it a thousand times. No, yeah,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: but no, yeah, lire and sick, so.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 11: He's harmless lives and the little white life.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: You know, you can call a shovel and ice cream machine,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: but it's still as shovel. And you can call it
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: lie whatever you want, but it's still a no good.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Stinking lie.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: And when you start coming up one line with another
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: lit what No, that's when you get into real trouble.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: That's right, But just about headed up to hair with you? Yeah?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: I tell you like you?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: You really walk away with those South Park episodes learning something? Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: that's good stuff, all right? Next one, Next one?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: Which food does Biggie remember he used to eat for dinner?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Badass that he used to eat for dinner?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Which food does Biggie remember he used to see
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: for dinner?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: And cheese? No cheese? Try and play the lyrics, Big,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I mean I can have I have a racist guest.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: I mean right, it's your show. Now, birthdays were the worst.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: If I'm if that's if that's the answer, I'm gonna
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: be so pissed. Take a shot. Now, let me get
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: with Big Mack. You go through the lyrics. Von, do
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: you know the answer in the sky? Vond you know
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: the answer to the I think it's starting stop, I'm
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: blowing up. I thought I would call the crips same,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: not the same. But it's all good. You get it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: You know, if you didn't know sardines, now you know.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: Thank Yeah, right, yeah, all right, next one.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, where was Beyonce standing when she was
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: told that she was such a fool to the left?
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  Speaker 12: No?
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  Speaker 5: Wrong, is that what you're gonna say? That was not
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: my guess. I can hear the rest. Guess guess wrong? Continue, No, No,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: you said you had a guess. I must have. I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: was just helping Gregg out. It was a thing where
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: he says his name pauses for a second. First, so
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: what are the options?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Is it A the front yard, B the backyard see
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: his office, or.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 9: D the bedroom.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: I didn't even hear the question from Okay, that's what
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: I was saying.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: Where was standing when she was told that she was
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: such a fool?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 8: The bedroom wrong?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: Front yard? Front yard is correct? Front yard? What song
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: is this? Idiot?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 17: How time?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, as you know, it's cool, Greg said, she rhymed
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: minute with many. Greg loves that. Yeah, come on in,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: hang around. We will hang around like wow, you rhyme
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: minute with minutes? Hilarisis yeah, a minute, you'll be here. Yeah,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: how are your.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Job?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: Artist of our generation?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Right there looking on the text. Man, I'm crushing these.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: It's easy when you're not under sure. Yeah, just have
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: sea bats, I'll tell you. So, let's do one more,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: give me one more?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys in Miami, what do the ladies say to
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Will when they pass him by?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we love you Will?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 8: No wrong, Gina, Yeah, being Venino wrong?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: Damn it. I don't know. Multiple choice Greg, Greg a
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: nice penis. That's it. That's we don't listen to these
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: black as well.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: You've already gone through some of the multiple choice. So
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: it's either Ola Will or high Will.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, it's got to be I Will. But what
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: he said Highway, I said, Oh you did, Yes, are
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: you serious? When did you say that?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 8: You said hi will?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: I think you said we love you.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Will you will, which kind of sounds like our our
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: version of any time we're doing like a female voice, ragg.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 17: Like Will looking good, Penis, he will, wages.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: And racist real sweet faces, every differentations, Spanish, Pasha in Jamaica.
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  Speaker 5: Black, White, Cuban, and Asian.
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  Speaker 3: I only came for two days of page, but every
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: time I come, I always wind up staying just the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: type of town. I'm not gonna spend a few days
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: in my gam meet the city, to keep the roof closing.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Welcome to Miami, Army Army going to Miami. Heard the rainstorm,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: I get, that's yeah, it's fun.
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• 1:11:50
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• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: Addition one's Greg Nos eighties music, love music, white people.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: They have that I ran to get quick Break is
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: a woody show. Well, sometime here the next twenty five minutes,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: two big prizes up to grabs. First Alter Ego, which
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: is happening as you know, January seventeenth, when they made
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: the announcement yesterday we are gonna be hosting Saturday January
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  Speaker 5: seventeenth of the Forum, Green Bay, Tony One, Pilots, Cage,
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  Speaker 5: the Elephantsive, Blind, Good, Charlotte and more. Captainl One cardholder
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  Speaker 5: pre sale starts Tuesday of next week. Next Friday is
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: when the general on sale happens. But you can win
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: your tickets this whole week every hour seven am to
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: seven pm. So your chance to win here in the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: next twenty five minutes. Also, you're listening for a song
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: that we announced at the beginning of the hour, and
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: then when you hear that particular song, that's gonna be
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: your cue to call in. And when Dodgers Game five
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: tickets groo. The game is Saturday, Dodger Stadium, and uh yeah,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: it's in the Woody Show Stadium club box that has
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: the buffet, just like those tickets we did last week,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: the same deal, just now in the National League Championship.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: You get to see the Dodgers there. So your chance
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: to win that coming up between now an eight next hour,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: same deal, all three go tickets and another pair of
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: the Dodgers club box seats. Harryet Go with a different
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  Speaker 5: song next hour. But we'll we'll get into that here
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  Speaker 5: in just a few minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing but a Jate Bank eight nothing Motor Sports day
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  Speaker 1: with the G Jeff Garci.
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  Speaker 5: Unplatable complete shot up. Thanks, Hey, good morning, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: What do you show.
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  Speaker 5: It is a great day.
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  Speaker 19: Dodgers are up to nothing in the NLCS. Boys in
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 19: Blue beat the Brewers yesterday five to.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: One, had a swing out, a mess had Yoshi Yoda
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: Moto with his crown jewel as a Dodger.
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  Speaker 5: It is a complete game.
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  Speaker 19: Yamamoto complete game, first Dodger to do that in the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 19: playoffs in twenty one years.
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  Speaker 5: And peep this.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 19: In the last two games, Dodgers starters at Snell and
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 19: Yamamoto have eighteen strikeouts and have only allowed five hits
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 19: to the Brewers.
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  Speaker 5: That is crazy work man. Dodgers are back in LA now.
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  Speaker 19: Game three is tomorrow, Glass now on the mound and Otani.
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  Speaker 5: Will pitch Game four. Don't forget tomorrow is the early
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  Speaker 5: start three pm.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 19: Got some more playoff baseball today five PM. Mariners trying
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 19: to go up three to zero on the Blue Jays.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 19: NBA preseason Luca was on one last night against the Suns,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 19: twenty five points in twenty two minutes, DeAndre eight and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 19: also had another double double, Austin Reeves twenty five points,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 19: Lakers and MAVs tonight in Vegas, Clippers and Kings preseason
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 19: game tonight as well. Up in Sacramento in the NHL,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 19: Ducks came back to beat the Penguins last night.
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  Speaker 4: For three.
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  Speaker 5: Tennis.
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  Speaker 19: I'm jeffg and it's a SoCal sports all right, Jeff
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  Speaker 19: git Yeah, Morgan, are you ready?
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  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I was born for the snowing right here.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all don't know this.
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  Speaker 9: I'm funny, hallucinating, I'm happy day.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go, oh woody. Congratulations to the state of Florida
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: to continue to make history yesterday after they carried out
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: their fourteenth execution this year. Yeah, and I think they
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: have two more this year. Yeah. There was a seventy
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: two year old guy convicted the two counts of first
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: screen murder back in nineteen ninety nine. Bye, yeah, he's out.
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  Speaker 5: Florida's gonna finish with at least sixteen by the end
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: of the year. The next highest state with the executions
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  Speaker 5: this year.
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  Speaker 8: I think it's Texas.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Is it Texas? It's got to be for some reason.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: I'm doing Utah. I'm going Florida. Florida Florida's number one,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: who's number two?
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  Speaker 9: Ear does Arkansas on there?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: I think it might be Florida. I think they've had fourteen.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: Then it is Texas to be it is Texas. Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: If Florida finished the year with sixteen, Texas is so
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  Speaker 5: far behind only five.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, come on, Texas, text it.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: About your game. Yeah. There was a story this guy
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: rapist death row scheduled to be executed and not executed
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: because he died naturally.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: So the news.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: The news had me on that one too because they
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: were telling the story and like, well, uh, it won't
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: be death by execution for this prisoner. Blah blah blah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: I'm like, how do they get this because they're talking
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: about that, they're talking about the crime that happened and
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: everything on the con that's brutal happened writing up. Just
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: died in jail. So that's good.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: All still dead.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. True. Here's some other good news. Here's some other
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: good news. Keep up the good work, Florida. A Golden
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Retriever that was surrendered by his owner due to illness
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: was soon recognized by the rescuers for his potential as
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: a disaster search duke again, so with the help from
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: the Rachel Ray Foundation's Rescue Brigade Program. His name's Cam,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: Little Golden. Do you get baby Cam. He completed this
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: really intensive training through the National Disaster Dog Search Foundation.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: He was paired with Oklahoma firefighter brock Byby and now
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: part of Oklahoma Task Force One. Little Cam assists in
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: disaster and rescue operations when he's not enjoying time living
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: with his handler and his family.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: By.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: You got to see a picture of this dog. It's
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: so cute. Look up Cam Golden Retriever disaster dog. All right, yeah,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: so cute. So interesting how dogs love to have a
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: job they do. They want to please you because they're
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: they're kind of like little kids because little kids, they
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: always like to help. So if you're doing something, can
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: I help? They just want to help. Dogs always want
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: to assist with dinner for some reason. They want to help.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: They want to be They want to help clean up
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  Speaker 5: at least.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, he is a very game, that baby. The little
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 17: duggan kisses on his nose jumping over a rock.
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  Speaker 5: Got to meet my dog. Oh that is she is
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: when she's not eating poop. She's really cute.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 9: She is a beautiful dog.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Well he did that baby return.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when's the dog coming.
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  Speaker 8: I gotta tell you, Greg, it's kind of your fault
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 8: because after that poop story, my heart feels very closed.
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  Speaker 5: It's going to need a couple.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: You live with a child, children, but he doesn't need
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: his own no children.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Gross. Yeah, he's past the poop.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: He's past the gross stage. And I think he's in
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: between gross stages, don't you think? What do you as
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: far as boys go, like between toddler and like prefeubescent.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because then you know, you'll get to the point
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: where the smell. Yeah, the room distinks like a locker.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: He's not there yet. I don't know. I don't know
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: what that's about.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: I remember my grandma used to babysit, and then she
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 6: said I would come in in the morning to wake
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: you up.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: In your room just stinks. I don't know why. Yeah,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: Like he'll get home, he'll get home from hockey practice
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: or something and won't even shower, just go to bed.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, how do you do that? That's no no
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: wonder that this steaks around. It's soaking into your sheets
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: like pig pat digusting animal. You sure it wasn't from
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: all the joey? Yeah, it was probably just the sweat
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: grandma comes in. It smells like bleaching old pennies. In
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: here you have bleaching potatoes. It's more like what you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: do undercovers you. Why why it's so full, so hard
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: to fold blanket? Why move up? Yeah? Why do sucks
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: crinkle look like it's snow. I'm blak rereaking here? Yeah?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Why do socks cell like I'm crumpling wrapping paper? Why
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: stained yellow white?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: So every time I come in room, you make sudden
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: movement as if to say, not look down here?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you do not look at me while I spank
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: myself like pig pear. You drive me to drink? Why
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: in being Russia? By your pajamas strewn all over the floor,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: This is ad you. Why you have picture of man
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: half naked?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 12: This is Mark?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: Why you have Mark Wahlberg posters?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: You you are?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: Why is palml callis? You are like man with working job?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: You are how I say in shovel.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: Clark.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: Your grandma caught you jerking? You liked it?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: I got tears.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: What is your motto? If it is brown, go down discussed?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: You remember you remember when this kid got busted? Ricky?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: Oh excuse me, Ricky Ricky, I did see what you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 10: were doing. It felt good, didn't it. Oh, it's all right.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 10: We all have feelings like this.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: This is like an old ps A. It was like
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: one of those old like kind of educational videos and
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: you know, letting kids know it is okay to tug.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: It's good. It's like a It's just an old, you know,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: black and white video, and the mom comes in. Ricky's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: in there tugging, and she decides to have a good conversation.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 10: Excuse me, Ricky, Ricky, I did see what you were doing.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 10: It felt good, didn't this.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: Don't feel bad. Mommy just knocked one out before she
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: came in here. I was just doing it. You might
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: be wondering, what the moll flying.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 10: It's all right. We all have feelings like this sometimes,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 10: even me. I'm just glad you're doing this in privacy
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 10: of your own room.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 12: When you're a little bit older, we'll have to talk
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 12: more about these feelings. No, we won't, and what causes
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 12: them and how we can control these feelings. I'm sorry
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 12: I intruded on your privacy. I'll be sure to not
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 12: next time.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well yeah, get out, well yeah done in my mouth?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: Your dad does it all the time. Don't worry about them,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: don't don't don't wait for me for dinner. I'm gonna
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: eat now. I'm gonna eat a bullet.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 15: Mom.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: I don't think I can survive this. Yeah, I don't
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: know what I'm talking to. You get older, we will
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: talk about these feelings. No, we won't.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: We're gonna take a break. More of what he shows next,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Show.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: I was working in the radio in the street in
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: the past thirty years. This is our every day industry
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: are getting left and the right, left and left and left,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: and they've never gone. You know what we should really
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: add position? I wonder if today the last show. Now
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: we're into another new hour. It's a National Delivery Guy
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: appreciation week. We already had a couple guys come up
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: and spin the wheel. Menace is downstairs in the courtyard
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: here at the radio station with with somebody else.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 18: Yes, I am here.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do we ordered this morning? Where are we
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: order from? We ordered from McDonald's this morning. McDonald's. All right,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: is the delivery guy here?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 14: We are waiting for them. They are at the building,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 14: but they're just.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: Trying to find our door.
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  Speaker 14: Which is.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: That happens that happens a lot, guy or girl, we
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 14: It gives the five different doors, so they had to
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 14: pick I send them a photo.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: So yeah, once you walk out, like wait outside for them,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: like you see somebody walking around the bag of McDonald's
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: might be faster. I agree, I'm outside, Okay, I'm here.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 15: That is the worst part of the every person is
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 15: any kind of complicated building of office, like and you
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 15: know you live in these places we're working these places.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 15: Go downstairs because this didn't take them fifteen minutes, but
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 15: never find that they we'll find parking.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so uh you know, yeah, yesterday guy won a
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: gas card. Day before that, it was a fifty dollars
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: Amazon car. I went to the I literally went to
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: the grocery store on Sunday and I just bought a
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: bunch of gift cards and so we have them up
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: on the wheel here and uh, we we always tip,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: you know, with the with these deliveries. But also but
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: this is a bonus chance to win because it's delivery
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: guy Appreciation Week. Yeah, you can see the first two
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: videos on our Instagram. They're at the Woody Show.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 8: And like you said, they don't have to wait. Give
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 8: it to them right there.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all right, so.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 14: I'm I guess the most stressful part of the game
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 14: is you know, I'm sorry to sliding the door.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, all right, Well I'm gonna I'm gonna leave you. Uh,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna leave you on the air menace while we're
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: talking about you just can butt in whenever the delivery
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: guy shows up. All right, all right, I will all right,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah, So fifty percent people they receive at least
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: one delivery a week. Dude, we ordered I was going
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: to say probably more like six days a week last night.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: Here guess guess how much this was. I'm gonna I'm
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: gonna give you the order. Okay, this is on door
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: dash yesterday. Last minute. It was like, oh my god,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: like the times, what did you did? You you already
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: have them?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 10: No?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah. So, yes, yesterday, you know, time
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: kind of got away, like all right, what does order something?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 18: Right?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 12: So?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: Uh, the order from yesterday?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 14: Hi, how are you doing there? Is hello everybody?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, but I'm for a radio station right now,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 18: and we're doing driver appreciation Week and we wanted to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 18: come upstairs spend a wheel for our chances to win okay, no, no, no, no,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 18: you can win prizes.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 14: You're having hundreds of dollars. Check it out. Look check
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 14: this out yet?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay, yeah, show them the iHeart Radio thing right
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: there on the on the front of the door.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 14: What is He doesn't care about that? So look, so
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 14: we have you come upstairs and then and then you
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 14: can win hundreds of dollars. You want to come? Okay, no, no, no, no,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 14: you don't want to come?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 14: Hold on, Yeah he saw Morgan. Now he's good.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: I like that baby, Okay, all right, I know how
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: to do this.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 14: You get Morgan.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're all right.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 14: He's coming with some guaranteed.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah coming, alright, cool, all right, Well we're gonna race
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: up here. We're gonna take we'll take, we'll take the
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: We want to take a break and do it on
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: the way on the way back.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, you.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: Want to do that. Yeah.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: We're gonna lose him anyway when he goes in the elevator. Okay,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: all right, well you know what here, we'll wait for him. Okay,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 6: we'll wait for him a right, all right, So all
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: this is just for myself, Jen and the two kids.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: I ordered one four piece chicken strip meal, who with
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: the fries and a die doctor prepper, That one is mine.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: Jen got the spicy Southwest salad, all right, she's a
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: lady h and an order of medium fries.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: And my daughter got the chicken sandwich meal, so just
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: the regular chicken sandwich, extra pickles, and then just again
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: regular medium fry. And then my son got the twelve
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: piece chicken nugget meal and again just regular. He got
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: a large fry, large fry, and then the and then
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: the drink man. This is like, okay, that's for one person.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: So for that total, how much do you think it was?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: And uh, I will, I will, I will, I will
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: tell you that I tipped nine dollars tipped, I tipped
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: nine dollars. What do you think the total was? Uh
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: sixty five sixty five dollars seventy two dollars sixty one
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: one three cents. Yeah, because the sub total was eighty
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: and I even have the I even have the dash pat,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: the dash pat, so that'd save me a dollar ninety
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: nine and the service fee of twelve dollars bargain, so
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: estimate attack seven dollars ninety cents. The tip was nine
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: bucks one oh one ninety three. That's insane for Chick
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: fil a. Hey, buddy, what's up? How are you? Oh
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: speak Spanish? Oh? Who speaks Spanish?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 10: Hold on?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: Come on, stuff?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah you yet? Benji?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: What is your Name's good? Okay? Well dude, we have
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: the wheel right here, and you get to spin the wheel.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: We have gift cards. Whatever it lands on, you get.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: So you spin the wheel this way, yes, towards you, Yeah,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: towards you. Give it a good spin. Yep, yep, just
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: that way, big hearts, good spin. Go ahead, there we go.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: That's the hardest spin we've had so far. It's a
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: good one going all the way around.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 20: All right, and it's gonna land on a Come on,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 20: big Bundy, there we go. He's the second Amazons from
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 20: Amazon one.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: Hold on, there you go. Fifty dollars Amazon card, Yeah,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: enjoy and you have you use Amazon Amazon. There we go.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: I'll tip you another fifty dollars, another fifty dollars on
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: top of everything else. That's universal. Yeah, I won't speak.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: That's on gift card plus the tip that we already
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: got on the on the thing. Dude. Congratulations and thank
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: you delivery driver appreciation. Yeah, thank you.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 8: Good morning.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you. Thanks man, Will. Yeah, we don't want
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: to hold him up too much. Yeah, he's got pleases
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: to be Yeah, delivery, I have Amazon device. I don't
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: want to say menace carries lots of cash. Yeah, de
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: nio Yeah yeah s s menace like a young dude.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: I should have used the the Apple AirPods. Oh man,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Oh that would have been perfect. That could have that
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: could have been better.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: Thing tells me we're still a few opportunities to do that.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, one hundred, one hundred and one dollars play
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: for four people. That's kick yourself something. It was a
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: nine dollars.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 8: Tip, right, Okay, so it's one hundred bucks.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 15: Right, that's what I'm saying. I have to call Greg
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 15: out here. But don't you have like a freezer and
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 15: a fridge in your in yours?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 10: I do it.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: But you never order food sea bass Okay, No, no, no,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: that's that's okay. Let's not get defensive. No, I'm just saying,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: like he tries to make it about things like that
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: all the time. But like people order every once a time,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: you order.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: Plan in advance. At least you got pasta in the house,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: or you mac and cheese. It gotten late that I'm
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: saying that the night got away.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: It was late. I was gonna have to go to
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: bed here soon. Like, let's just get this done. Let's
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: just have something. When you gave the premium, you get
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: that dash taste. It take to be forty five minutes. No,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: that's why I want chick flea is is the quickest
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: that in Chipotle for us are the quickest. Always they'll
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: be there within twenty five minutes. Quicker than mac and cheese.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: What's that? Quicker than mac and cheese for everybody? Yeah,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: heaven forbid. You do the easy thing and actually try
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: to make your life a little simpler for one second.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 15: Look, Greg, we're right on this. We're your maximum, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 15: I do walk back in what happened?
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 6: No, I've done it too. What where you just don't plan? Yeah,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 6: the hours tick by and then you're like, damn it,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: well I'm going to pay eighty seven dollars for two burritos.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 8: Now you just don't have the time or the will.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: I've done it right, but you kick yourself it. We
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: were in that situation, the situation. Yes, it was late.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: We decided to order somebody that'll make. But I'll rather
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: just make a dinner out of like ice cubes and
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: soy sauce. Whatever house see it taking more than ten
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: minutes for a hot pocket or whatever. You know, Yeah,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: in your situation, go ahead.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: And do it.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: Split a hot make some eggs, make it a well,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: you know, you could cereal. Whatever I feel when you
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: say that, it's the same as when somebody goes, well,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: you know what you could have done with that money, like,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: and you're like, no, it's that's not what this is about.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: This is next level. Look, you know what you could
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: have done it your life? Just done it all over again.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, build a time machine. Yeah, make macaroni and
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 8: a lot of deflection.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: Greg, It's it's I did it. It's not deflecting. I
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: just don't. I just don't.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: One of those nights where he was choosing not to
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 8: make pasta and chose to do this, and this is
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 8: how much it costs.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: Correct, we're getting the scenario. We totally understand sixty sixty
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: one percent want their food delivered by a human, but
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: people like men Is keep waiting for the robots for decades. Yeah, no,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: I see them around side. I know a girl who gets.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: She gets deliveries all the time from a Goop kitchen
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: from a robot. Yeah. Yeah, I think the idea is
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: a good thing, but the thirty five percent do not,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: like Dutch.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 6: I saw one of the delivery robots the other day
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 6: and it was confused. It was just kind of going
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: back and then it stopped and went this way and
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: then went that way, confused.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: I saw the one couple of weeks ago where there
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: was a fire truck coming and it kind of got
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: paralyzed in the middle of the crosswalk, and the fire
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: truck is like honking and waiting on this thing because
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: it's just sitting right in the middle of the section.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: If I'm the fire truck, you well within your right
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: to just mow that thing over, you have to. They didn't.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: They kind of waited it out for a minute, and
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: the thing eventually figured out what was going on and
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: moved along. But dude, how cool that ben Greg, Like,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: if you're driving that fire truck, I would have hit
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: the gas. You know, I probably feel too guilty doing that. Yeah,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: because they're oddly nice, you know.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 12: They.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 8: Don't put eyes on them.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: I got to take a break. We can win MENACE's
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: door dash order. Yeah, I told you about my order,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: all right, but apparently that went overwhelm the rooms. It
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: wasn't the it wasn't the one. It was now Menace medics.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Why don't you just like make something? Oh because they
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: didn't want it? Yeah, there you go.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: I don't nderstand why he just makes it. Here's Menace.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: He's not being defensive. It's like, yeah, I was. I
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: was stoned and lazy. He chose not to he but
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: that was my point. The way you framed it was like, oh,
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: we just you know, we couldn't be put out. It
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: was four able body people, not one of us. That's
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: not it. That's not water. You were not one of
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: you were stoned out of your court. They got you there.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll take a break and then we'll get a
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: round of Menaces door dash order. You can win MENACE's
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: door dash order coming up next here on The Woody
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 5: Show eight seven, seven forty four. What is the number
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: well you can win MENACE's door dash order. Menace known
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: to order random things random reasons, sometimes just because other
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: times because you know, he's at a wedding and things
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: aren't moving quick enough for the bartender. The tires, one
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: of them for a wedding of hundreds of b ball Yeah,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: and so it'll you'll have a delivery maid right there
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: to whatever place he's at here, just whatever, not to
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: his not to his standard. That restaurant they said they
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: ran out of coke, So I had cokes delivered, Yeah,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: from the convenience store down the skit. That's right, Yeah,
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: that's right, and sea best you have the orders here.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: I do remind we've only done this one one other time.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: So what was the what was the props? He arrived?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: The order in detail?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 15: As far as what it was if he remembers, I'll
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 15: give us some of the backstory, okay, and I'll give
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 15: you out range, I'll say, you know, with then let's
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 15: say five or ten bucks? How much did the was
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 15: the total cost? All in cost everything, you know, tips
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 15: and so on included?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: All right, let me go and grab a contesting here
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: and say hi to good morning Leslie. How are you.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 15: Hi?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: Good morning? Good morning? All right, so Leslie, you're gonna
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: be the contestant here. And what is MENACE's door dash order?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: He ordered from a grocery store one sixteen ounce jar
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: a Skippy Super Chunk Extra chunky peanut butter extra chunky.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: One jar of peanut butter super chunk. That's all you ordered.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: That's it, the whole order. You needed that right away.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: This is not the only time I've done You can't
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: add to like the next time I go to the
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: store list list. Thank you for being rational rule Woody.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: Do you recall why you needed one jar peanut butter?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 7: Yes, I was consuming uh, the Devil's lettuce, but I
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 7: had ice cream. And this is the only reason I
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 7: would ever order a single thing of peanut butter if
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 7: I don't have in the house, is because I want
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 7: to put the peanut butter in my ice cream.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: I do like to do that, and you couldn't. And
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: I get it, you couldn't drive. Yeah, being safe.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 7: Oncond of the let us see these stories many times.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I've been known a couple of times to
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 7: do this or now.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: I think I do remember you telling us this story,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: and I don't know if it was on the air
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: or not, but I have an idea of how much
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: that was. I'm not going to say it. I'm going
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: to exclude myself from trying to guess the price because
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: I think I remember hearing this somehow, I just don't
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: remember exactly.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 15: I'll give you a generous price range five dollars, so
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 15: within five dollars plus or minus, doesn't matter either way.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, Leslie? Do you think, Well, let's go around the room.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: Do you think more or less?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 13: Gina?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: Well, with a five dollars range, I'm comfortable saying eleven dollars.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: Eleven dollars, say, twelve fifty, twelve fifty, Okay, Leslie, what
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: do you think?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 14: Oh, we'll be around like fifteen.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: Fifteen fifteen, yes, okay, right around fifteen dollars.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 18: Right?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: How much did Menace door dash this jar of chunky
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: peanut butter? Four?
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 15: Well, the peanut butter itself was only two forty nine.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 15: Oh well, there was a tax of fifty nine cents, right,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 15: a delivery fee of three ninety nine, a service fee
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 15: of five forty nine. Oh my god, a tip of
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 15: two dollars, yeah.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: Fourteen seventy one? Yeah, a two dollars. What's more than
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: the peanut Butter's?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 18: God?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: So a two dollars and some what's the tip? Yeah,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: jar peanut butter and up cost? Hi damn near fifteen dollars?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Whatever, I'm high.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: I need it from my ice cream. You understand I'm kidding,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: all right, Leslie, congratulations you are a winner here on
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: MENACE's door dash order Jar peanut butter. Yeah, hi, Jar,
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: I got so many. You're walk cat and I hang on,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 5: hang on one second, let's go to uh Ivan. Hey,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: good morning, Ivan, Hey, good morning.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: How are you doing?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: We're doing great? All right? So were playing win Menaces
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: door dash order. And the next order is.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 15: From a liquor store. He bought just two things, a
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 15: leader leader of Margarita mix. Nice, just the mix, and
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 15: one bag of flaming Hot.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: Cheetos Margarita mix.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 15: If it matters the brand, that's master of mixes, Margarita Mixed,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 15: Margarita mix and a bag of flaming Hot Cheeto The
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 15: big bag is an eight and a half ounce bag
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 15: of flaming Cheetos.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: All right, and what's the what's the range? Within seven
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: dollars seven? I have no idea how how much Margarita
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: mixed costs. Having just bought Cheetos the other day, they
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: were five ninety nine. Okay, big bag, yeah, I believe
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: it was the big one. How much how much Margarita mix?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: What does that go for? If I ever bought it.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 8: Fifteen that much? I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever bought it either. I would
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: think a mixer would only be in the four dollars five.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 15: Yeah, they do have the high end mixers that come
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 15: in like little Last bottles, but this is not that.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so ten tip, twelve and then apparently the fee
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: is seven and what what's the what?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: What's the ridge again? Three bucks? Seven? Seven? I'll get
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: your clue. There is a fee I've never seen on
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: here called a small order fee. Oh you get for that?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: Wait and hold on. So the peanut butter didn't qualify
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: for that. Nope, that's insane. Non jar peanut butter didn't qualify.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 8: For that, but small enough.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: Maybe it was the area that I was in. Okay,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 5: so Menace ordered some marguerite to mix and a bag
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: of flaming hot Cheetos.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: That small order fee is probably an additional buck. Okay,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 6: maybe put me down for eleven dollars. Oh really, you're
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 6: down for nineteen?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 8: Put me down for thirty thirty. I'm jaded by this.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: Now, Ivan, Yeah, what what's your guess? How much do
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: you think that order cost?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 18: What's a tips and everything?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: I'm seeing.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: Twenty three dollars?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 15: Twenty three dollars all right, now, the cheetos and the
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 15: mix only costs ten dollars ninety eight cents all together.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 15: Oh damn up front to ninety nine delivery fee dollars
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 15: sixty five service fee, which is different than a delivery
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 15: fee right, small order fee of three dollars dollars tax
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 15: of a dollar four and a tip menace a three
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 15: fifty not bad twenty three sixteen.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: Six.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: Apparently you would have won both showcases for a living.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: I've congratulations, my friend. I hang on one second, now,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 6: correct me on what the people win? Are they actually
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: winning some margarita mix and cheetos and some cheetos.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: That's what we're doing. That's the name of the game.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: So I forget what we had agreed on.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 17: Give that value.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, I will enjoy. I've been thank you.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: The delivery fee and the service fee are two different things.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 15: And they are they are also different from the small
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 15: order fee. Damn all the process service, the delivery, Greg,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 15: you're too.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: Smart for this game. Let's go to uh, let's go
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: to Matt. I'll get one more here, Hey, Good morning,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: Matt morning. All right, So we are playing when MENACE's
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: door dash order and the order is five guys. Well,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: here's the thing. It's just two items.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 15: One little cheeseburger. Oh yeah, surprised menasu even order that,
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 15: and one little fries. It's called portion control. That's why
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 15: he is on the way GOV or whatever it's called
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 15: being a health bound bound. Sorry sorry, sorry that bound.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 15: So little cheeseburger, little fries within eight dollars? How much
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 15: was MENACE's door dash order? Now I'll give you another
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 15: little hit here. There is an express fee. So he
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 15: wanted this fast.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: Oh I always see that option and it's only it's
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: like it caves you maybe three minutes. Oh, they get
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: me on that all the time. Yeah. I guess what
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 5: they don't they do differently is they don't pick up
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: other orders. They just go straight to you five guys. Recently,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 5: let's see what do we got. Yeah, we got one
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: little cheeseburger baby, three little fry eyes and then one
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 5: then one regular cheeseburger, and then one BLT sandwich. Yeah,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: because little fries is like a huge back. Yeah, they
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: give it because they dumped the extras in there on
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 5: top of vaggles. Yeah right, I get why Woody would
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: get it for kids, but manas, why do you need
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: a little cheeseburger? You just save something for later? Yeah,
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 5: that was my daughter's. There's no saving for later. Yeah,
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: that was my daughter's. All right, what's this range? Eight?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: Eight bucks? Eight bucks is your window?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 8: I'm going go ahead, Oh, fourteen, I'm going fourteen, fifty,
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 8: twenty nine.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: Twenty nine. Put me down for thirty dollars? What oh,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: eight bucks to work with? Yeah right, yeah, put me
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: down for thirty bucks. What do you think here, Matthew,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: what's your guess on the order?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 19: I'm gonna I guess twenty four dollars.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 15: Twenty four dollars. All right, So the subtotal for those
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 15: those things was already nineteen eighteen.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, A little fry a little bit.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 15: That's thirteen delivery fee of three ninety nine, service fee
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 15: again different from delivery of three dollars. Then you got
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 15: taxi buckety seven, express fee two ninety nine, and a
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 15: three dollars tip shot.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, you're about ten dollars off. It's thirty four oh nine.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: Jeff Bezos, Matthew, thank you? Is it really? It's a placeholder. Yeah,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: all right, thank you, Matthew. You really own money. So yeah,
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: for our order six items, one little cheeseburger twelve dollars
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: and twenty three cents, three orders of little fries twenty
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: one dollars and ninety three cents, one regular cheeseburger fifteen
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: dollars and fifty nine cents. They get you and then
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 5: the BLT sandwich shot it. The BLT sandwich was nine
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: dollars and eighty three cents, a subtotal of fifty nine
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: dollars and fifty eight cents. Now, I because I have
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: the dash pass again, I don't pay the two ninety
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: niney delivery fee. They they only for the eight dollars
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: ninety four service fee. They only charged me to ninety
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: eight for that. That's a deals me. It's tacks five
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: dollars and eighty one cents. My tip was nine dollars
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: and the total was seventy seven dollars and thirty seven cents.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: It's seventy seven.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 15: Service at home, Greg, I could afford these things, but
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 15: out of principle, I'm not doing that.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it. I get it. And you have
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 5: four able bodied people. You could sit down and look
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 5: at your budgets.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna die. Who's gonna cry?
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: But how much does your happiness cost? Yeah, there's the
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: thing I didn't to be Verre. I don't care, like
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: if it's that time and we're gonna order food and whatever.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: But it is every once in a while when you
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: look at you go Jesus thing, you know, Jesus ef
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: fing C. Jesus effing C. Now Greg feels that way,
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to bring up an example here Greg.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: Now Greg has a car that he gets for free
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: that includes insurance, which I didn't know from the radio
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: station because Toyota is Toyota's a sponsor, right, so he
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: has that Toyota which is free and he drives it
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: all the time. Right, But just because he got another car,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: So like you give you get on me for like, yo,
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: we have a cleaning person. I can't believe you have
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: a free car and yet you went out and got
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 5: a whole new car. I've only the insurance for it.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: Financially reckless with really big ticket items. But my point
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: I guess here is that everybody's got something that you know, well,
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 5: you know what, I'm not gonna like see Bassie like
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: he out of principle, wouldn't do that, would say I'm
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: not going to spend money on this, but I want
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 5: to spend money on whatever. I didn't.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 8: No insurance came alright, who you've been paying?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I have insurance for the other car. But does
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: Dave Ramsey have any fun? I think Dave Ramsey himself
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: has lots of fun because Dave Ramsey loaded, he's loaded. Yeah.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: He says you should buy cars with cash. Right, Oh yeah,
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 5: I've never had a car payment. Really you haven't.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 15: No, never, because number one early on, I can't qualify
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 15: for one, but number two, Yeah, it's just it, it
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 15: never even like that's just not how you live in
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 15: my hand.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 5: In my hands.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 8: Then you're paying for two cars.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: But I mean you were getting like a two thousand
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: and three thousand dollars whatever beater you save up for
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: a three okay zero I had. I had one of
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: those that crappy eagle premiere that I had.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: I had.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: Once by a pickup truck for one hundred dollars.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 13: There you go.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 5: Wow, Yeah, I had a wood sun room, screw room.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: All right, we're gonna take a break more what he
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: show his next hang on, be right back. I feel
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 5: like I just got this in the mail and then
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 5: I just got another email about it. I feel like
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 5: we just did open enrollment, you know, like every year
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 5: with your company you have to like make your your
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 5: selections for all your healthcare and stuff, and feel like
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 5: it lasted months. Right, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 5: the hell we just did this? What the helly? What
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 5: the helly on? And in fact that I thought they
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 5: I thought they sent it by mister Burton. Yeah, we
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: all got it. Yeah the helly Barry. Yeah, but hopefully
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 5: the cards we get it. Miss we we heard.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't have any more to say.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a song, I know, we play you played it?
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: The hell?
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 5: What the hell? It was like? Yeah? What what were
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 5: the worst? What were they? Pretty?
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: Mean?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: Best?
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: Who's oh you say that now, but it really was.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: In a segment we were talking about the worst hip hop?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: Stupid forty nine? Yeah, what what was the who is it?
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 8: Rob forty nine?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 15: But yeah, that's one thing you have to explain me
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 15: is why with healthcare can you only make those choices
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 15: once a year and for very limited.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 5: That and then set stuff and you're screwed.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I say, well, you know, we have to luck
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 15: in the contract. Well, how does every other how does
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 15: car insurance not work that way?
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: Right? Yeah? Any other thing? Yeah? Set and forget it,
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: my friend. And it is w T helly just all
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: the time to where they say, do you want an
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: HMO or a.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 8: P P O or know what that means?
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: File that under? I don't know. Yeah, something you also
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 5: uh might want to get excited about. Sebastian Maniscalco, Greg
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 5: your favorite comedian of all time for Murph Yeah, is
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: his next comedy special, Sebastian Maniscalco, It Ain't Right? Is
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: headed to who? It was filmed the United Senate in Chicagle.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: That ain't right?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 9: How is he selling out Elena's You guys are already
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 9: laughing though.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 5: We're laughing at it because I used to like him
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: and they talked met Greg res. Oh, he's just making
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: funny noises. I'm a toddler. His new hour features him
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 5: going in on aging, family, chaos and all those things
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 5: in life. The Drive. That's crazy A right, Sebashia Maniscalco
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 5: it Ain't Right. It's gonna premiere on November twenty first.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: I bring it out only because I know how much
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: Greg loves it. Well in retrospect.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 6: I was a fool to think he was funny, especially
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 6: when he imitates his wife or just people in general.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 6: And I think nobody talks like that, you fool.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 4: The hell? Yeah?
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: What what the hell was?
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: I think? Yeah?
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 14: What?
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: Huh? What the what the heavy?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: What that heavy?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: You don't like it? Greg?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 10: That?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 5: I have ears here, I just take to thing your
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: ears striping way it gets better, wait for the build?
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: What the heavy?
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: Ye?
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 5: What's what? That song went on to be popular. Likes it?
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 5: I like a good song, yeah, I mean it's creative alright.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 5: More when the show's coming back right back, Well, it's
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: gonna do it for Tuesday. And what a Tuesday morning?
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: It was?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 5: Right the announcement of Alter Ego twenty twenty six, I
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 5: mean that lineup is insane. Let's just start with Green
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 5: Day and twenty one pilots. Yep, I mean that right there?
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: There you go, you know you know what I mean?
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 5: Like you look at that right there would be a
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: show that yeah, that would that would sell out, no
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 5: big deal. And on top of that you got Sublime.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: And thanks to Jacob and Zane from Sublime for coming
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 5: in today. Really cool much time was super cool and
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 5: they sounded great the acoustic performances here in studio. Look
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 5: forward to seeing them Cage the Elephant. Good Charlotte Miles
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 5: Smith Almost Monday, Gigi Perez, It's Alter Ego twenty twenty six.
• 1:50:29
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• 1:50:37
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• 1:50:49
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• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: the shortest distance between two points is some kind of
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 5: dramatic detour well in life, because it's always something. Nothing
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 5: ever goes according to plan, like at least the way
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 5: that you envisioned it. There's always some kind of change.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 5: It's never just point a to point base.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 8: Is that why people say you make a plan?
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 9: And God laughs?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Right really I like that? All right, thank you
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• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
• 1:52:04
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• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: I quit this bitch,