Latest / Billy & Lisa in the Morning: The After Show / The Dolphin!!!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right, After Show podcast on a Friday. Bill, you
- 0:02Speaker 1: want to say goodbye to the After Show army here
- 0:05Speaker 1: for the weekend?
- 0:05Speaker 2: Yes I do. Okay, I'm shoving off as they say.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Yes, you are high world.
- 0:11Speaker 2: You have what you want to say to me?
- 0:13Speaker 1: Well, you have a wedding this weekend.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Big wedding, by the way. Yeah.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Shout out to the Rocket family, to Mike and de
- 0:19Speaker 3: Trish Rocket. Their son Thomas is getting married this weekend
- 0:22Speaker 3: to the lovely Courtney and it's going to be a
- 0:25Speaker 3: wonderful wedding.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely. I can't believe it's here. I mean,
- 0:28Speaker 1: I remember the planning of this, the engagement, and now
- 0:31Speaker 1: it's here.
- 0:32Speaker 2: You know, they've known each other since two and three
- 0:34Speaker 2: years old.
- 0:34Speaker 1: I love that, I really do. That's a cute story. Oh,
- 0:38Speaker 1: Producer Riley pull up to the mic.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead to talk to you.
- 0:41Speaker 1: I always want you to talk. Hello. All Bill by
- 0:44Speaker 1: the way again, shout out to the Rockets. Yeah yeah,
- 0:47Speaker 1: people are shooting the shot and Producer Riley.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Subject of dating. If Producer Riley is still open to
- 0:55Speaker 2: the dating.
- 0:56Speaker 5: World, I have like to invite her and check out
- 0:58Speaker 5: her dms on Instagram.
- 1:00Speaker 1: There might be something worth checking out.
- 1:02Speaker 2: There, he's worth checking out, I guess.
- 1:04Speaker 6: So, Okay, I did see the d M. But now
- 1:08Speaker 6: I'm like, now that he followed it up with that,
- 1:09Speaker 6: I'm like, is that weird to be like, Hey, you
- 1:13Speaker 6: didn't did you see my d M?
- 1:15Speaker 4: You should answer?
- 1:16Speaker 1: See no, see to see what's happening here. I'm going
- 1:18Speaker 1: to be critical of producing who I love. Okay, I
- 1:20Speaker 1: want to be critical. Remember the previous guy who wasn't
- 1:23Speaker 1: doing enough? Right now, this guy's doing too much.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Can't have it.
- 1:27Speaker 7: Both ways, right, that's fair because the first guy didn't
- 1:38Speaker 7: fire a shot.
- 1:39Speaker 1: That guy if he went literally, you're.
- 1:42Speaker 6: So right for saying that that is actually true. But
- 1:45Speaker 6: I'm like, this guy.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Could end up being your dream.
- 1:50Speaker 6: Well, no, I know who my dream guy is. His
- 1:52Speaker 6: name is Lando Norris and that's not happening.
- 1:55Speaker 2: One. No, that's never happened.
- 1:57Speaker 6: F one, Fuck you, Bill.
- 2:03Speaker 2: If he met you, I think it would happen. But
- 2:08Speaker 2: you gotta work your way into the pit.
- 2:10Speaker 1: All right, Well are you going to respond to him?
- 2:12Speaker 4: You think I don't know?
- 2:14Speaker 2: Oh, come on, do it for the show, all right?
- 2:16Speaker 4: What do you want me to say?
- 2:18Speaker 1: Hi?
- 2:20Speaker 3: Hi?
- 2:22Speaker 6: Yeah, I got your d M and I got your
- 2:26Speaker 6: talk back.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Tell me something, a little something about yourself.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Ask him if you like sports. That's the big thing sports.
- 2:33Speaker 1: I know, if he's a sports guy, then he's in.
- 2:35Speaker 2: He might be a race car driver. Maybe he heard
- 2:37Speaker 2: about you.
- 2:37Speaker 6: All answers M and say, Billy really wants me to
- 2:40Speaker 6: answer so high.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that. The first date I had with
- 2:45Speaker 1: my wife Jen, we watched the Red Sox World Series
- 2:50Speaker 1: and I said to her, you know, are you a
- 2:52Speaker 1: baseball fan? And she said yeah. So we sat and
- 2:55Speaker 1: watched the game and she used every term from every
- 2:58Speaker 1: sport except for baseball. She was using terms from football,
- 3:02Speaker 1: from basketball. You shouldn't have never watch the game before
- 3:06Speaker 1: that was your first date. That was one of the
- 3:08Speaker 1: first times we hung out.
- 3:09Speaker 2: She like touchdowns, no, no.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Then I tried to put the moves on her and
- 3:15Speaker 1: she shut me down.
- 3:16Speaker 4: She said, you're not in the third base yeah, And.
- 3:18Speaker 1: I respected it so much, although I was very angry leaving.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Wow.
- 3:23Speaker 1: So you make them wait, you make them wait a
- 3:25Speaker 1: little bit. You know, you want them to want it.
- 3:29Speaker 1: That's my thing, wasn't that you want to want me?
- 3:33Speaker 1: Jason Dula, who by the way, is in the news.
- 3:35Speaker 1: You see that story know what happened. He has a
- 3:37Speaker 1: shark tank in his house, his mansion in l A.
- 3:39Speaker 1: He has this giant tank with a pet shark, and
- 3:42Speaker 1: he posted a video of it and helped.
- 3:48Speaker 2: You can't have a shark.
- 3:49Speaker 1: What the hell they think that it's okay to have
- 3:52Speaker 1: a shark? I guess, but the tank is too small.
- 3:54Speaker 6: For there's a shark in your house.
- 3:57Speaker 8: When he's holding the shark captive, it's weird. There was
- 4:00Speaker 8: a kid that I grew up with, real weird kid.
- 4:02Speaker 8: He had weird pets. You know the people have tarantulism. Yeah,
- 4:06Speaker 8: he ordered piranhas online and he had piranhas in a
- 4:10Speaker 8: fish tank, you know pans. So then he would invite
- 4:13Speaker 8: people over. He was a sick fuck and he'd like,
- 4:16Speaker 8: want to see something, and he'd.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Take a fish and throw it in with the piranhas
- 4:20Speaker 1: and they would just start.
- 4:23Speaker 2: There have been movies about it.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what they do. They're vicious. They
- 4:27Speaker 1: don't kill you right away. They go and take a
- 4:30Speaker 1: couple of bites, and then you follow them and they
- 4:32Speaker 1: let you just suffer, and then they come back and
- 4:33Speaker 1: take some more and let you suffer some more. Piranhas
- 4:36Speaker 1: are vicious.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Where would you see this?
- 4:38Speaker 1: It's at his house.
- 4:39Speaker 6: How many piranhas could, like, how many piranhas does it
- 4:42Speaker 6: take to eat.
- 4:43Speaker 1: You to a whole person? Probably a lot. They're not
- 4:45Speaker 1: that traveling. They're small, right, yeah, but yeah they Yeah,
- 4:50Speaker 1: they travel and packs, so I guess if there's a
- 4:52Speaker 1: huge pack, it's like a herd.
- 4:53Speaker 2: It's like a cloud in the water.
- 4:55Speaker 1: My dad swam with piranhas in the Amazon River when
- 4:58Speaker 1: he was a kid. He grew up in Peru. Yeah,
- 5:00Speaker 1: that's what you did, you swam in the Amazon. But
- 5:02Speaker 1: I said to him with a piranhas, said, yeah, take
- 5:05Speaker 1: the risk.
- 5:06Speaker 3: I saw a cool video the other day in the news.
- 5:08Speaker 3: These guys are casting off the shore. That's when you're
- 5:11Speaker 3: fishing from the ground into the water. It's casting. Thank you,
- 5:14Speaker 3: thank you for that lesson and the fisherman belt being
- 5:16Speaker 3: really big, and they had no idea what it was.
- 5:19Speaker 2: It was a giant great white shark.
- 5:22Speaker 7: Shut up, yeah here and yeah, oh I saw this
- 5:25Speaker 7: video and they yeah.
- 5:27Speaker 3: Took the hook out and released it and kind of
- 5:29Speaker 3: pushed it back out into the ocean, which is very cool.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a shark fishing.
- 5:33Speaker 2: It didn't take it as a trophy.
- 5:35Speaker 1: It's a baby. Well, bro, I grew up with that kid.
- 5:38Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, that's that was. Remember she's not
- 5:43Speaker 1: here anymore. Remember Leanne, the sales girl. She's worked there
- 5:46Speaker 1: a couple of times. You know what, Yanne. That's her brother.
- 5:50Speaker 2: By the way. The sharks are back.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Yeah you think they less.
- 5:54Speaker 3: No, they're back bigger than ever this summer. And the
- 5:57Speaker 3: Orcas are back.
- 5:58Speaker 6: Okay that I My lifelong dream is to see orcas.
- 6:02Speaker 6: Can you take me out on your boat and sure them?
- 6:05Speaker 1: Wait there are orcas around here?
- 6:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was just one last week. I'm pretty sure.
- 6:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:11Speaker 1: I was gonna say Orca. I know, Killer Whale. Yeah.
- 6:15Speaker 4: One of my is my favorite movie.
- 6:17Speaker 1: I love Free Will Hey is a fat well on
- 6:21Speaker 1: your boat?
- 6:23Speaker 2: Free Way.
- 6:24Speaker 1: You ever see that movie Tommy Boy, Way before your Time?
- 6:27Speaker 1: Chris classic classic. I will say that I watched a
- 6:32Speaker 1: documentary called Blackfish. I will never go to Sea.
- 6:36Speaker 6: World never never correct opinion never.
- 6:39Speaker 1: I mean the thing with zoos. I get the zoos,
- 6:42Speaker 1: thing with the cans that bring you know, we won't
- 6:44Speaker 1: go to a zoo. I know, I get it, I
- 6:46Speaker 1: get it. But the the Orcas, that's fucked up. What
- 6:50Speaker 1: they do in the Sea World. They should not be
- 6:52Speaker 1: in captivity.
- 6:53Speaker 3: And that documentary is still out there, which one if
- 6:56Speaker 3: you want to find a blackfish?
- 6:57Speaker 1: Did you see it?
- 6:58Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, a couple time. It killed one of
- 7:01Speaker 3: the girls. I knew enough about the ocean. I had
- 7:04Speaker 3: no idea that was going on. Yeah, you know, I
- 7:06Speaker 3: took my boys to SeaWorld when they were kids. I
- 7:08Speaker 3: wish I could take that back, not anymore.
- 7:10Speaker 4: The Wales wish that they could see the.
- 7:12Speaker 1: World, and SeaWorld is yeah, and SeaWorld is so is
- 7:15Speaker 1: so like they want to, you know, obviously sell tickets.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Have you seen the lineup of performers at SeaWorld. That's
- 7:21Speaker 1: a big story. They have a ton of these big
- 7:23Speaker 1: performers they're bringing in, like rappers and nineties rappers.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Yeah, that's even creepy.
- 7:28Speaker 1: I was gonna get I was gonna give you the story,
- 7:30Speaker 1: but I know you hate Sea World, so I didn't.
- 7:32Speaker 1: You don't want to promote it because you don't like it's.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Not about SeaWorld.
- 7:35Speaker 3: It's about that whole concept of yeah, yeah, holding animals
- 7:39Speaker 3: in captivation for people's entertainment.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Right right, right, Okay, ready for this. They're gonna have
- 7:45Speaker 1: Chris Kirkpatrick of n Singh. Yeah, Genuine Ashanti, Soldier Boy
- 7:51Speaker 1: too Short, the Beach Boys, and Gene Simmons.
- 7:55Speaker 2: So they performed what before they start?
- 7:59Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a stage set up there at SeaWorld.
- 8:01Speaker 6: I don't think that SeaWorld has the whales anymore though
- 8:04Speaker 6: they don't.
- 8:05Speaker 2: I don't think, and I think it's Blackfish.
- 8:07Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I thought that they got in
- 8:09Speaker 6: like a lot of the.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Circus doesn't have an animals anymore, right, I.
- 8:12Speaker 6: Mean SeaWorld obviously still has animals, but I didn't think
- 8:15Speaker 6: it was a lot.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Of SeaWorld has orcs. Oh in three parks in the US. Yeah,
- 8:19Speaker 1: they have a total of sixteen orcas that should be freed.
- 8:22Speaker 4: What the fuck?
- 8:23Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 8:23Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh they ended the orca breeding program, so these
- 8:27Speaker 1: are the final generations. Okay, so they're not breeding new ones, which.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Is sad too. They're just going to keep them until
- 8:32Speaker 2: they get too old.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Dis year, and then they're just gonna die.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, is really you know the best movie?
- 8:39Speaker 2: We should watch it this week?
- 8:41Speaker 6: No, it's not on any streaming platforms.
- 8:43Speaker 4: It's really fas to be off.
- 8:45Speaker 2: No, because I want to watch now you've got a
- 8:47Speaker 2: chest in searching.
- 8:48Speaker 1: It's not on streaming. Free Willy Wait, Free Willy was
- 8:51Speaker 1: way before your time.
- 8:52Speaker 6: I know. It's just there's like four free willing moment
- 8:55Speaker 6: you have a VHS planer.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Maybe somebody has a v interest grew.
- 8:58Speaker 6: Up on like I was obsessed with sea animals, so
- 9:02Speaker 6: I was like, I loved orcas, I love dolphins, I
- 9:04Speaker 6: loved sea otters. Like every time we'd go to the
- 9:06Speaker 6: library at Barren's school, shout out to the baron Bobkas.
- 9:08Speaker 4: I would check out books about.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Oh really, do you ever read about that woman that
- 9:14Speaker 1: had a pet dolphin and she used to check them off.
- 9:17Speaker 6: Okay, I'm actually really scared of dolphins because they're so horny.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. No, it was she took care of them,
- 9:22Speaker 1: but she had to do it for a reason. It
- 9:24Speaker 1: wasn't a weird thing. No, it wasn't. She was like
- 9:25Speaker 1: a scientist or something. Yeah, and she used to have
- 9:28Speaker 1: to like beat the dolphin.
- 9:29Speaker 4: I don't like that.
- 9:30Speaker 2: No, but just from your algorithm.
- 9:32Speaker 3: No, no, dolphins, crazy insane algorithm.
- 9:36Speaker 6: Dolphins are so horny that they say that, like, women
- 9:38Speaker 6: really shouldn't swim with dolphins because they will try to
- 9:41Speaker 6: fuck you the dolphins. Yes, yeah, they're so horning.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of seconds.
- 9:46Speaker 2: True though, Oh do you see the story that they
- 9:49Speaker 2: torture octopi octopuses?
- 9:51Speaker 4: Wait, did you ever watch that movie, the movie about
- 9:55Speaker 4: the octophe.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Creatures? Is it sad about octopuses?
- 10:02Speaker 1: Okay, you ready, you're ready for your history lesson? Yeah, okay,
- 10:05Speaker 1: let's take it to the nineteen sixties with Margaret Howe,
- 10:08Speaker 1: a a scientist actually who had a dolphin named Peter.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Peter was like her, her student that she trained. Okay,
- 10:17Speaker 1: she taught Peter to say her name in English. Okay,
- 10:21Speaker 1: I have the audio here if you want to outplay
- 10:23Speaker 1: that up for you later. But then also things got
- 10:26Speaker 1: weird because then she would started to masturbate Peter. But
- 10:31Speaker 1: why let me say I'm looking for it.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Would she say the words take out your Peter. That's
- 10:40Speaker 2: a horrible that's messed up.
- 10:43Speaker 4: That's funny joke.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is messed up. Yeah, there's a
- 10:49Speaker 1: whole documentary. It reveals she eventually decided the best way
- 10:53Speaker 1: to focus his mind on the lessons that she was teaching.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Peter she needed to relieve his desires, so she started
- 11:00Speaker 1: masturbating the dolphin.
- 11:01Speaker 4: I don't like that.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very precious, but very gentle. Bill.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Right, you're gonna have to go to the dark web
- 11:07Speaker 2: to get this. Most of his stuff is on the.
- 11:10Speaker 1: She said, this is a legitimate news source. Bill, And
- 11:13Speaker 1: she says Peter knew that she was there for him
- 11:15Speaker 1: at all time. Again, it was sexual on his part,
- 11:18Speaker 1: but not on hers.
- 11:19Speaker 4: I mean, they don't have hands.
- 11:20Speaker 2: So they don't have what hands? Oh yeah, that's the
- 11:24Speaker 2: only way to get it done.
- 11:25Speaker 1: I guess.
- 11:26Speaker 6: No, that's freaking me out.
- 11:28Speaker 4: What the fuck? So did she get in the water
- 11:31Speaker 4: with it?
- 11:32Speaker 2: Why?
- 11:32Speaker 1: Yes, one dollon there's videos. I'm looking at the pictures.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Other dolphins probably would like.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Yeah, oh the dolphin has has urges.
- 11:40Speaker 4: Wait okay, Yeah.
- 11:44Speaker 5: He would rub himself on my knee or my foot
- 11:47Speaker 5: or my hand or whatever, and I allowed that.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 11:50Speaker 2: I wasn't uncomfortable with that as long as it wasn't
- 11:53Speaker 2: too rough.
- 11:54Speaker 6: Peter had caused Margaret some minor injuries on our legs
- 12:01Speaker 6: pushing my obsess.
- 12:03Speaker 5: Sooner in the beginning, when he would get raumboncxious and
- 12:07Speaker 5: have this need, I would put him on the elevator
- 12:10Speaker 5: and say you go play with the girls for a day.
- 12:18Speaker 9: But as Peter's urges grew more frequent, the process of
- 12:22Speaker 9: transporting him down to the two female dolphins to satisfy
- 12:25Speaker 9: him proved disruptive, and Margaret felt the best way of
- 12:35Speaker 9: focusing his mind back on the lessons was to relieve
- 12:38Speaker 9: his desires herself manually watching.
- 12:44Speaker 4: Lady.
- 12:46Speaker 6: That's crazy.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Wow, I told you it was real. I'm not making
- 12:51Speaker 1: this up. This isn't a dark Web thing. This was
- 12:53Speaker 1: a legitimate documentary that was just on the podcast. Yeah,
- 12:57Speaker 1: that's what you get on this podcast.
- 12:59Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, dragging me into the dark web.
- 13:02Speaker 1: You know who's coming in Monday on this podcast. My
- 13:05Speaker 1: blind friend.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Robbie.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Oh, he's the one that stole steal a TV and
- 13:11Speaker 3: instead it was a microwa.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think that's one hundred percent true. He
- 13:15Speaker 1: stole No, no, no, no, it was I talked him
- 13:18Speaker 1: about it. He did something, or he stole the wrong thing.
- 13:20Speaker 1: I think someone made a joke that that's what it was.
- 13:23Speaker 1: He's gonna tell the whole story on the podcast. He's
- 13:24Speaker 1: coming in to be on the podcast and tell his stories.
- 13:27Speaker 1: It's an amazing story people want to hear. Think about
- 13:29Speaker 1: being a drugut and ivy drug user. Blind?
- 13:33Speaker 2: Okay, how you find the vein?
- 13:35Speaker 1: He had to have other people do it for him.
- 13:37Speaker 1: But the unfortunate part is Riley because he was blind. Sorry,
- 13:41Speaker 1: he got beat. Most times they'd give him water, a
- 13:43Speaker 1: water shot.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Oh, think about it, you know, take the.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't know, he can't see. They're like, you're
- 13:50Speaker 1: ready to go.
- 13:51Speaker 6: Just water if that happens to you, Like, if there's
- 13:54Speaker 6: water in your placebo yourself.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Into No, I mean I shot vodka.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Okay, what did that do?
- 14:03Speaker 1: Burned bad? And you have to do a lot of it?
- 14:07Speaker 2: Is it the web?
- 14:08Speaker 5: Now?
- 14:10Speaker 2: I mean I got a cup of water, thank God,
- 14:15Speaker 2: to hydrate.
- 14:17Speaker 1: I'm very it's been a long week. Okay, I guess
- 14:20Speaker 1: busy WEEKA.
- 14:21Speaker 4: Can we go back to the dolphins real quick?
- 14:23Speaker 1: Oh my god, dolphin masturbation.
- 14:26Speaker 6: Have you seen the movie Dolphin Tail?
- 14:28Speaker 1: No? Okay, no, ahead, I'm starting to think.
- 14:34Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with sea animals.
- 14:36Speaker 6: No, dolphin. Dolphintail was a nice story. It was about
- 14:39Speaker 6: this dolphin who lost its tail and had to They
- 14:42Speaker 6: had to teach it how to swim again with a
- 14:44Speaker 6: fake tail.
- 14:45Speaker 4: It's a really nice.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Did you get whacked off?
- 14:48Speaker 4: Why do you have to do this?
- 14:50Speaker 6: Nothing can be sacred, Nothing can be sacred and gentle,
- 14:54Speaker 6: what do you want to do?
- 14:55Speaker 1: You want to get back to the whales?
- 15:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta go. This is sick.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Ten out of ten podcast. Anyway, go check out the
- 15:08Speaker 1: video of me and Bill on Instagram at just the
- 15:11Speaker 1: be Easy of us doing the bush challenge.
- 15:12Speaker 2: You shaved your bush.
- 15:13Speaker 1: You shaved your bush? Yours is the end one is
- 15:16Speaker 1: the best, the creepy one.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Hey, what about that?
- 15:21Speaker 4: According to myself after we filmed it, I was in
- 15:23Speaker 4: there goingly.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Hey, hey, all right, Bill, have a great time at
- 15:29Speaker 1: the wedding. Riley or I respond to my man on Instagram.
- 15:33Speaker 1: All right, and now we'll talk on Monday with Robbie
- 15:35Speaker 1: blind Faith, my friends thea