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JOHNJAY HELP! I ALMOST HAD A THREESOME WITH A RELATIVE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Today is National what day, Rich?
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  Speaker 2: It's National Mushroom Day. It's National Cheese Curd Day. Have
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  Speaker 2: you had those at Culver's?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the best. Have you seen the curd
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  Speaker 1: burger at Culver's?
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  Speaker 2: No, what is that?
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  Speaker 3: It's literally a burger with a giant cheese curd patty
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  Speaker 3: on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds delicious to me. More curd for you.
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  Speaker 2: National Mushroom Day, too. What kind?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chicken Cacciatore Day. It's also National Curd Day.
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  Speaker 2: And cheese curds.
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  Speaker 1: And chicken cacciatore. The other day we were talking about,
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  Speaker 1: and Kyle, you brought this up, Small World.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Small World. Is it a Small World when this happens?
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  Speaker 2: It is a Small World.
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  Speaker 1: And Kathleen, Kathleen called in about a Small World in
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  Speaker 1: her world that I thought was important for us to
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  Speaker 1: listen to. Good morning, Kathleen.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What is your Small World story? Okay, so.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully you guys can follow this, and I don't make
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  Speaker 3: it all messy. So about a year ago, I separated
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  Speaker 3: and got divorced. And so this past year, I've been
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  Speaker 3: kind of like sowing my wild oats, going on dates,
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  Speaker 3: dating apps, all of it, been doing it. So I
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  Speaker 3: met this guy who was like an hour and a
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  Speaker 3: half away from where I live, which was perfect because
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  Speaker 3: it was on the way up to my parents' house,
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  Speaker 3: which was like three hours away.
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  Speaker 1: So I would stay.
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  Speaker 3: Stop and see this guy and we started calling him
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  Speaker 3: quick stop you know quick stop on the way up
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  Speaker 3: there quick stop on the way home it was perfect
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  Speaker 3: and he was far enough away where like he wasn't
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  Speaker 3: involved in my life I didn't have to worry about
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  Speaker 3: him showing up or getting clingy or any of that
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  Speaker 3: stuff it was perfect so but this guy was also
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  Speaker 3: kind of terrible he was like a walking red flag
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  Speaker 3: he didn't have a job he kept getting like girls
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  Speaker 3: calling cops on him and he was just he was
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  Speaker 3: a walking red flag so I was happy he was
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  Speaker 3: far away But, um, and then whenever I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: come see him. So he had been like always asking
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  Speaker 3: me to have a threesome with him. And I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: too into it, but I didn't say no. I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 3: if you can come up with something and I like
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  Speaker 3: the girl, that's awesome. Let's do it. And so he's like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I know a girl who lives down next to you who, um,
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  Speaker 3: like is into girls. I'm like, okay, well set it up.
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  Speaker 3: So he, he messaged us on Instagram. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's cute. And I'm like, I could be into her
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  Speaker 3: and all that. And, So then he creates a Facebook
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  Speaker 3: chat group with us. So I'm able to get onto
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  Speaker 3: her Facebook. And when I get onto her Facebook, I
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  Speaker 3: see that we have a friend in common. And I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's cool. We live in the same town. So that's
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  Speaker 3: probably going to happen. When I clicked on it, she's
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  Speaker 3: actually friends with my ex's nephew. And I'm like, whoa,
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  Speaker 3: that's weird because he's from Bellingham. He's not even from
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  Speaker 3: the circus. And so I asked her, I'm like, how
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  Speaker 3: are you related to him? And she says, my daughter married...
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  Speaker 3: my ex's nephew. So I'm sitting here doing the math.
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  Speaker 3: That would make her my sister-in-law.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Her daughter married your ex's cousin. Either way, it's
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  Speaker 1: your sister-in-law. So now you figured out that you're looking
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  Speaker 1: at a threesome with your sister-in-law. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It almost happened.
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  Speaker 2: It almost happened.
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  Speaker 1: If I had it, God.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was like, no. Could you imagine her
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  Speaker 3: going back up and telling her son-in-law about having a
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  Speaker 3: threesome with his uncle's ex-wife?
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  Speaker 2: Why would she say something like that? Guess who I
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  Speaker 2: had a threesome with? Her son-in-law? Why would she have
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  Speaker 2: that conversation?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like she would.
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  Speaker 1: With anybody in your family. You would never have.
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  Speaker 2: That conversation with your family.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe like your sister. You tell your sister. Maybe not.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I was willing to take that chance.
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  Speaker 3: But then I also thought, too, maybe I should have
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  Speaker 3: let it happen and it could get back to the ex.
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  Speaker 3: That would be kind of amazing, too.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you think about it, though, any time
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  Speaker 2: you introduce a three-way, you're introducing the idea of a
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  Speaker 2: small world.
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  Speaker 1: Small world.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to come back around.
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  Speaker 1: What are the chances that this girl?
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  Speaker 3: Not to involve my ex.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Is Quick Stop still in your life?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just left his house this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever have the threesome with anybody else?
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  Speaker 3: No, he's still trying. He sends me pictures of girls.
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  Speaker 2: Did he try to get a job? Does he have
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  Speaker 2: a job yet?
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  Speaker 3: I think he's doing delivery for Uber.
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  Speaker 1: When you go to see Quick Stop, how long is
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  Speaker 1: a Quick Stop? Did you spend the night there or
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  Speaker 1: you just got there this morning and left this morning?
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  Speaker 3: No, I stay over because, like, I'll leave my parents'
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  Speaker 3: house and then drive halfway. I mean, I guess it's
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  Speaker 3: maybe a little bit longer. Maybe we should call him
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  Speaker 3: easy stop instead of quick stop.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think now you should call him A.M.P.M. I
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  Speaker 1: like quick trip. Get some Brandon in there.
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  Speaker 3: Quick snack. Go get a quick snack.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Kathleen, you're living life. You're having a good time
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  Speaker 1: since the divorce.
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  Speaker 3: It is. It's been a fun year. It was an
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  Speaker 3: 18-year relationship, so I got a lot of making up
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  Speaker 3: to do.
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  Speaker 1: So are you happy that you're divorced and single now?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. And I don't need any more men at
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  Speaker 3: the moment coming in and making decisions. So I love
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  Speaker 3: this single life. It's great. I get to be in
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  Speaker 3: charge of everything.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that is a great, fun story. What a great show.
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  Speaker 1: Small world. I almost had a threesome with a relative.
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  Speaker 1: Small world. Small world. Callie, have a great day. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for calling in. Thank you. Love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: If anybody else wants to call in with you, I
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  Speaker 2: almost had a three-way with my relative. We're opening up
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  Speaker 2: our phones.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I actually want to peel back the layers.
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  Speaker 1: Callie said that you would tell your sister. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I have anybody close in my family that
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  Speaker 1: I would share that with. Really? Well, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a brother, so I don't know if I had a
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  Speaker 1: brother if I would. You want to tell Olivia? I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you guys tell each other everything. No, we
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  Speaker 1: don't get into that. As far as I know, outside
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  Speaker 1: of her having two kids, I would think she never
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  Speaker 1: had sex.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know that's not true.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys have shared with your siblings. Would you
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  Speaker 1: tell your brother, Kyle? He would not want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. He would not want to hear that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, perks of having a gay brother because he
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  Speaker 2: wants to know all of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But like, I have talked about things like that with
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  Speaker 1: my brother, but I've never done a threesome. So like,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't shared that with him. But like, You've never
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  Speaker 1: had a threesome? Things of that nature. Just kidding. In
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  Speaker 1: that bedroom nature. Right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's
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  Speaker 1: different when it's like your brother and your sister, you know, your.
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  Speaker 2: Little baby sis.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's the thing. I think it matters where you
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  Speaker 1: are in the chain of birth. Like, I'm the older brother.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to know anything like that about my sister,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and I don't know if I was the
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  Speaker 1: younger brother, if I would or wouldn't. It would be different,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because then they're the ones that are guiding
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  Speaker 1: you in life. But anyway, fascinating. But anyway, great story, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.