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OUTRO: The Shindig · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked.
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  Speaker 2: Off for Druggets four.
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  Speaker 3: To seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I reckon, man, how are we guys not
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  Speaker 4: too bad?
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  Speaker 2: Man? How are you keezy?
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  Speaker 5: A bit blurry?
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  Speaker 1: Sure?
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  Speaker 5: Because Friday was a big one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Matt heaths sphere well and it was nice hanging
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  Speaker 3: out with old MOGGI into the udio.
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  Speaker 4: I saw the picture of cocktail Mogiltaili MOGA's working his
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  Speaker 4: way through the darts.
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  Speaker 1: I found a I went to get some darts before
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  Speaker 1: we went back to the place where we went to.
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  Speaker 1: And I went to a v I said, what have
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  Speaker 1: you do? You sell darts only marlbour as they said
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  Speaker 1: marlbur reeds.
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  Speaker 2: How good?
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  Speaker 1: That's there too follow on for me at that point,
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  Speaker 1: and so I wandered up the road. I thought I'd
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  Speaker 1: go to the dairy up there, and then I can't
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  Speaker 1: be fun. So I went back and got these maulble reeds.
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  Speaker 1: And then I didn't even look at them, but the
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  Speaker 1: are thirty dollars, which I thought was cheap at the time.
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  Speaker 1: And then I got them. I was ripping into them
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  Speaker 1: and they just said Chinese riding all over them, and
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  Speaker 1: they said that were sportsman Sportsman cigarettes.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: They have even had filters on them.
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  Speaker 1: They had filters on them and on the on the
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  Speaker 1: cigarettes they said they were Marlborough. Right. So some some
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  Speaker 1: black market ciggies.
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  Speaker 2: How good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good? Pretty good? They're all right, but they
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  Speaker 1: burned pretty quick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah from memory? You like your dunny blues like blue. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been a big.
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  Speaker 2: Fan of the blues because they're too mild for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I like that when I have a ciggie, I like
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  Speaker 4: it to really punish my lungs, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I want to feel the pain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get through them all that night?
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  Speaker 1: Now? I didn't have them for the next day. I
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  Speaker 1: was such a piece of shit, right, but I had
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  Speaker 1: them yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Shall we do a break about our thanks bro? Should
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  Speaker 3: we do a break about on the show today about
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  Speaker 3: our Friday night?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Surely we are.
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  Speaker 2: Yea yeah, yeah, no, we are.
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  Speaker 1: You It was great.
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  Speaker 3: It was a bloody good night and so lust because
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  Speaker 3: we had there on the Friday Saturday got some interest
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  Speaker 3: in yarns.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, really, holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about those times we will not.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you haven't done anything wrong, mate.
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  Speaker 3: I had some interesting yarns as well. There was one
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  Speaker 3: particular person who I've met five times now, Oh you
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  Speaker 3: couldn't remember, and he was wasted. And this particular person
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  Speaker 3: just so happens to have a supermodel wife and he
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  Speaker 3: was literally like, hey man, I'm blah blah. And I
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  Speaker 3: literally interrupted him and I said, I know, blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: We've met five times now and every time you don't
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  Speaker 3: remember me, So I'm Chris, and you won't remember this
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  Speaker 3: conversation either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We went through quite an industry steam period where he,
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  Speaker 1: you know, has mates are trying to get him to leave,
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  Speaker 1: and he was sort of it was taking him forever
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  Speaker 1: to get out the door. Classic And I was sitting
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  Speaker 1: on the couch with another hodache human and she was
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  Speaker 1: quite shocked because this human other person he started taking
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  Speaker 1: to stroking my leg and crotch for something. Are we
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  Speaker 1: talking about the same guy quite an extended period of time,
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  Speaker 1: which I thought was funny. He wasn't putting a hell
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of pressure on my crotch, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so it wasn't like he was really getting in there.
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  Speaker 1: But the lady that I was with you. She was
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  Speaker 1: quite disturbed right by it.
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  Speaker 5: And so and this guy is this like a that's him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh right, wow? Yeah, who was also head? I
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  Speaker 1: was then talking to somebody else there and they said that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he does make a habit of that kind of behavior.
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  Speaker 1: I say, it's a homoerotic. I mean, certainly the appearances
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  Speaker 1: that he's mucking around. But if it's something you're constantly doing,
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  Speaker 1: then maybe you've got a ponchon for it. Look and
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  Speaker 1: God bless you, why not have it crack? You open
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  Speaker 1: yourselves up to any kind of reaction when you're doing
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  Speaker 1: those sorts of things. But I generally find it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, isn't it funny because you
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  Speaker 4: had a couple of cocktails and went out?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what happens. It feels quite nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. What was with me? Well, no, there
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a lot of feeling. I certainly didn't feel threatened.
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  Speaker 3: Right Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you get on doggie dog
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  Speaker 3: got your CAZy was there?
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  Speaker 1: So I borrowed his pig jacket because I was straight
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  Speaker 1: on all for Actually, you shoulder when you did that?
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  Speaker 1: I tried to Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, Do you know what's funny is my wife sent
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  Speaker 3: me a photo on Chat and she's like, do you
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  Speaker 3: think Maddie thinks it's red? And it's Maddie MacLean wearing
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  Speaker 3: my exact jacket.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, on the hurts.
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  Speaker 3: So he's wearing my exact jacket and that photo it
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  Speaker 3: looks pink as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pink as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I have to ask him if when he
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  Speaker 1: bought her if it was red and now it's faded. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then we'll really get to the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 1: How often do you think you'renna wear that jacket again.
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  Speaker 5: All the time?
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, I love it because I look great
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  Speaker 2: and pink.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so I've been told by my mother and my
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  Speaker 4: step mum. No, she goes like, you really suit pink
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  Speaker 4: And I used to wear pink all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Why didn't I get the matching pink jacket?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: The Pink Boys, Oh that's hot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, lad our own nightclub set like Pugsan and the
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  Speaker 4: Yummy Boys, the Pink Boys, the Pink Flowers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they big shirt week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurrachymer The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: So the s guy didn't straight your fine crutch then Keysy.
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  Speaker 3: I spent a lot of large portion of the evening
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  Speaker 3: because I had met him a few times now actively
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  Speaker 3: avoiding him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he wasn't as smash as it usually gets.
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  Speaker 1: It was enough for me though, you know, it was
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  Speaker 1: certainly enough for me.
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  Speaker 4: And what did he say to you when you said
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  Speaker 4: to him you never remember who I am?
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  Speaker 3: I like that man? Yeah, And I was like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I just want to get this out of the way.
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  Speaker 2: I know this person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahs are everybody in very good form and nobody,
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  Speaker 1: you know, nobody was smashed. It was just really good.
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  Speaker 1: But it was some pretty consistent drinking.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, it was.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was certainly never without a drink.
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  Speaker 5: So much fun though, it was really good.
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  Speaker 3: And then because we don't we haven't done this in
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  Speaker 3: ages where we just go to a bar and you
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  Speaker 3: park up for hours, and then Jerry and the sun
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  Speaker 3: and then at the end, Jerry and the couple of
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  Speaker 3: others got the credit cards out, which is really nice
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  Speaker 3: to pay for the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I went up to pay and it had been paid
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  Speaker 1: same I did. And then I thought, I wonder if
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  Speaker 1: they paid a tip? Yeah, because I think that woman
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  Speaker 1: deserved the waitress. She was fresh year, but very very good.
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  Speaker 1: She was just coming out going. I think you guys
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  Speaker 1: need food? Would you just a constant like the time
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  Speaker 1: I was never you never had an empty glass, and
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  Speaker 1: then you have to go, hey, hey, She would come
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  Speaker 1: over when you're about half done, Do you need another one? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I do, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And she was also putting up with people getting drunker
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  Speaker 3: and drunk and certain members on stuff constantly calling her
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  Speaker 3: darling and stuff, so like she'd put up with a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I could guess.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one thing that I was.
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  Speaker 1: For her name and introduced myself. Yeah, you know, rather
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  Speaker 1: than years, rather than certainly darling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was pug.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that about that particular restaurant, though they are
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  Speaker 4: very good at the service and then distance to top
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  Speaker 4: it all off, at the end of the night, I
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  Speaker 4: was cold because I was I dressed for son.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in your tidy white.
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  Speaker 1: And I also said I was going to go home
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  Speaker 1: at ten. Oh yeah you remember that. Yes, we all
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  Speaker 1: forgot about that. And I never left. I was I
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  Speaker 1: just went to get some darts.
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  Speaker 5: But then when you came back and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: with the cool jacket.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, And I borrowed that off. I borrowed that
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  Speaker 1: off the restaurant and you and you've taken a back.
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  Speaker 1: I took it back on yesterday on Sunday because it
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  Speaker 1: was a cool jacket. It was a good jacket. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: was really good around. I think it was a start.
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  Speaker 1: I might have been a staff jacket. But then when
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  Speaker 1: I i it was good. When I got to the
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  Speaker 1: house that we went to, I took it. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: smoke any cigarettes in that jacket, your respectful?
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  Speaker 3: Can I say I did this this particular restaurant because
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  Speaker 3: I'm not one that likes snobby places where people go
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  Speaker 3: to be on Instagram and be seen having been there.
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  Speaker 5: Holy shi it? Man, it's probably.
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  Speaker 1: So good, isn't it good?
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  Speaker 2: That's the reason there's a reason why it's so popular.
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  Speaker 1: We met, We met, and I don't know if this
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  Speaker 1: is going to come up. Is this going to come up,
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  Speaker 1: bron when that we met? That is it on the list?
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  Speaker 1: Bron one. So there's a couple there's a couple of
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  Speaker 1: old birds there that were sitting at the table next Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and a couple of old ducks, great great birds on
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  Speaker 1: the hammer, like, yes, I want I want to get
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  Speaker 1: into their age. I don't think they listened to the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: but they'd be in their sixties really, and you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: great old girls. And then they sort of asked us.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting next to Angie and they asked us
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  Speaker 1: we were from or whatever, and go, I love Hedech.
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  Speaker 1: You always listened to her. I love I love Angie.
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  Speaker 1: I love in the afternoon. She goes, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you believe. And then she said what do you do.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm on the I said I'm on the
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  Speaker 1: radio too, and she goes, I know your voice. You're
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  Speaker 1: the assholes at four.
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  Speaker 5: She said it to me as well.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, that's good for the assholes at for it.
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  Speaker 1: So we've got to rename the show today. The asshole
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  Speaker 1: was at four.
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  Speaker 3: So she was like, you guys are really misogynists. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, she said, yeah, she said it to me,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, if if we're being misogynist, it's intentionally.
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  Speaker 3: We've been doing it intentionally and very on the nose
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  Speaker 3: in like a satire kind of way. Yes, okay, actually no, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was. To be honest, it was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of you, Jason. She was talking about, he's from a
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  Speaker 1: different era.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right time old school man.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I said. And I caught her at Snowflake.
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  Speaker 4: No your plays, Yeah, you know what I mean. But
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  Speaker 4: I would have laid into her if she was doing that,
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  Speaker 4: you would have looked him for sure. But fascinating stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It was an excellent it really and I watched punkson.
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  Speaker 5: Was there for longer?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, Pegson left, didn't he.
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  Speaker 3: He went to the Butler's gig, which was great from
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  Speaker 3: the gig from the restaurant there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's giving me a really evil steer at the moment,
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  Speaker 4: just because I said he had a gig to go to.
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  Speaker 5: He'll call you darling soon.
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  Speaker 2: I was at him.
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  Speaker 1: That was so sweety. Yeah, it was. It was shocking. Man.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny because he's young, but he's you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, listen to the Hiducky Big Show four or
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  Speaker 3: seven every weekday on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 5: It's good for you.