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Weekend at Harrods | Son of a Boy Dad #445 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Dad podcast. Today it is Wednesday, October 14th. We are
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  Speaker 5: here live from HQ3.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, hello. Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to present Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God. Present Wednesday. I have actually been looking
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  Speaker 4: forward to this.
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  Speaker 1: Present Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: I felt like it was Christmas yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, do you want to close your eyes?
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  Speaker 4: Christmas evening. Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Harry, you want to close your eyes?
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: As I pull out the Harrods bag.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God. Harry's real name is Herod.
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  Speaker 1: All right, open your eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Very nice.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the virgin one.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Made out of paper.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fewer paper.
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  Speaker 4: Well played, sir. Well played.
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  Speaker 1: In the Herod's bag.
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  Speaker 5: Very nice.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen this before.
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  Speaker 1: That's an absolute classic. I had to get you with it.
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  Speaker 4: That is a classic. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we call a runner.
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  Speaker 4: We call that a runner. Francis. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: In reality.
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  Speaker 4: Treat yourself to that i'm literally i'm shaking i know
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  Speaker 4: what this is oh my.
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  Speaker 5: God ex nihilo harrods exclusive.
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  Speaker 4: Brompton immortals and you got me the extrae which is
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  Speaker 4: even more expensive.
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  Speaker 5: The extrae oh my god harry there's no chance your
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  Speaker 5: gift is as good as mine.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be surprised anything Harry, my gifts are done. Some
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  Speaker 4: like hybrid Bills Patriots jersey.
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  Speaker 1: You want to open that?
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  Speaker 4: Sewn together. Oh, hell yes.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you so much. This is exactly what I was
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  Speaker 5: looking for. This is great. This is what I asked.
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  Speaker 5: This is exactly what I asked for.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you asked for. You get what you
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  Speaker 1: asked for.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Francis got the $ 450 ex nihilo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 1: And Sass gets the.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Are we punching in on that? We
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  Speaker 4: should punch in just a tiny little bit. Look at
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  Speaker 4: this presentation.
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  Speaker 1: Give Harry a spritz of that.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to get this all over Harry. We got
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  Speaker 4: a pretty formal event later on tonight. And Harry wore shorts.
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  Speaker 4: But he'll make up for it by smelling like Brompton
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  Speaker 4: Immortals London Harrods Exclusive X-Tray.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to give this a smell. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the H on the top for Harrods.
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  Speaker 4: The H on the top. All right. I'm only doing
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  Speaker 4: a little spray because this stuff is so valuable and
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  Speaker 4: so hard to get that I don't want to. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Is there a cross breeze in here? Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Get it, get it on body. Throw a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of that on body.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God. I know.
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  Speaker 1: I already know.
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  Speaker 4: You know what it smells like? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But Harry, get it, get it.
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  Speaker 4: I can smell it. It smells really good. Okay. I'm
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  Speaker 4: really bad at this. The notes game, but I'm getting, um,
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  Speaker 4: like frankincense, pineapple, and maybe like, um, maybe like some suede. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's mostly suede.
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  Speaker 4: Is it really? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It smells so nice. I just got
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  Speaker 1: a nice whiff of it. Wait till it gets downwind.
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  Speaker 4: I can smell it.
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  Speaker 5: No, please don't. It's really strong.
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  Speaker 4: No, seriously. Don't spray it again. You're so far away.
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  Speaker 5: And all the wind was blowing this way. It's literally
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  Speaker 5: the only thing I can smell is that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it'll cheer you up to get another gift. Would
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  Speaker 1: that feel better if you got another gift?
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  Speaker 4: You gotta get him two gifts.
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  Speaker 1: Have another gift.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone knows he needs two. He doesn't care what they are.
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  Speaker 4: They just need more.
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  Speaker 5: The ship tavern.
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  Speaker 1: The ship tavern is... A hoodie from the Ship Tavern.
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  Speaker 5: What's the date on that?
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  Speaker 4: 1549.
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  Speaker 1: That tavern opened up in 1549. Very nice.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: The oldest contiguous tavern in all of London. The Ship.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that you would appreciate just a plain black hood.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 5: And I still wanted to even the scorecard a little
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  Speaker 5: bit more. So why don't you open this one up too, Harry? Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of stuff. Yeah, exactly. I needed to
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  Speaker 1: even the scoreboard a little bit because this X in
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  Speaker 1: the helo.
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  Speaker 5: Is there.
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  Speaker 4: A pair of pants in here?
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  Speaker 1: This is all from Churchill's War Room.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, the cigars.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's actually sick.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, nice. Holy shit.
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  Speaker 5: These things are massive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, some chunky cigars from Churchill's War Room.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, these are like.
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  Speaker 5: Sick. This feels like a sleeve of batteries. These things
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  Speaker 5: are like actually heavy as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: In the movie Wasteman, they put a sleeve of those
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  Speaker 1: in some socks and beat someone to death in prison
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  Speaker 1: with them.
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  Speaker 5: Is this like in a case or are they actually
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  Speaker 5: this stiff?
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  Speaker 1: They're actually that heavy. Why don't you open one up?
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  Speaker 5: No, this has to be a case.
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  Speaker 4: It's not.
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  Speaker 5: No, it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's steel. I'm like, I can feel it. It's not steel. No,
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  Speaker 5: there's not anything on earth that is this dense.
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  Speaker 1: It's a cigar. It's Churchill's favorite cigars. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about?
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  Speaker 5: It was like the cigars would have to be made
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  Speaker 5: of fucking rocks.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good cigar.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. Of course. I can't tell you how pleased
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 1: I knew you would be.
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  Speaker 4: And I like... I felt bad because I knew it
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  Speaker 4: was expensive, but I wanted it so badly that I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want to push back beyond just some cursory level
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  Speaker 4: of politeness.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was my pleasure. It was the first thing
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  Speaker 1: I did when I got there.
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  Speaker 4: And then I went, you don't have to get the...
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  Speaker 4: That kind of thing, you know? I'll help.
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  Speaker 1: I'll pay you some money. No, no, no. And then
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  Speaker 1: then my next thing was to go right to Churchill's
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  Speaker 1: war room and get sass.
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  Speaker 5: Don't let them fall. But what if they crack? They're
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  Speaker 5: not going to crack. These are sick.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute. What are those?
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  Speaker 1: Those are the heavy ones.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking dildos. Yeah, those are passing.
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  Speaker 1: They're gifts.
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  Speaker 5: He's trying to say that they're not in a case.
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  Speaker 1: It's a cigar. It's a nice cigar. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: That is. How do you even smoke? How do you
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  Speaker 4: light this thing? You're going to need a fucking butane.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's a case.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to need a soldering iron.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a cigar.
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  Speaker 5: These are nice, though.
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  Speaker 1: That's a nice size. Yeah. Get out on the balcony,
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  Speaker 1: smoke one of those.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely going to be a balcony cigar.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Roan, is this chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that makes way more sense.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Those ones are chocolate. I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Here, have one of the chocolate ones. Yeah, I'll have
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  Speaker 4: a chocolate. I was hoping you'd say so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, have a nice chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: So that makes a lot more sense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those ones are chocolate, but I wasn't just going
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  Speaker 1: to get you the chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it says chocolate in massive letters.
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  Speaker 4: Ron, you were being really kind when you said I
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  Speaker 4: got the notes right, because this is what this says.
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  Speaker 4: It says saffron, pink pepper, then in the heart, it's
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  Speaker 4: Bulgarian raisins. jasmine, absolute and Ylang Ylang. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That was the woman that worked with Jeffrey Epstein. Ylang
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  Speaker 1: Ylang Maxwell.
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  Speaker 4: Her typist.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: At the base, vanilla, oliban, which is we killed him
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  Speaker 4: in Pakistan. Yep. And patchouli, and then amber and sandalwood.
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  Speaker 4: So I didn't get a single one right. But you
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  Speaker 4: know what?
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  Speaker 1: You're more of a wine man.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm talking about. You're just learning.
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  Speaker 4: I just know it smells awesome. You're just beginning to learn.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a big fan, dude. That is so sick. Of course.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have any Ex Nihilo. That was my first one.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: I beeline to it. Of course.
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  Speaker 4: I really appreciate that. That's a sick shirt, too. Did
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  Speaker 4: you get that in London?
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  Speaker 1: No, this is American made. Oh. Sad to say.
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  Speaker 4: We make great stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we do. We do. We make decent stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I look for American-made clothing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if I have any American-made clothing.
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  Speaker 4: These are made in New York.
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  Speaker 5: All of mine are Chinese.
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  Speaker 1: The Wildfly might be.
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  Speaker 5: That's definitely a third party. You think?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is a good idea. I mean, actually, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to make you feel it.
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  Speaker 4: I believe. Yeah, I know. I believe that's American.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not like, I'm going to smell this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to feel this. I'm going to taste this.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I got a delicious cocktail, I wouldn't pass
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  Speaker 1: it across the table for you to take a sip
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 5: Of course not.
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  Speaker 4: Not my style. Harry, can I just see the cigars? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know that Churchill himself was more of a Romeo
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  Speaker 1: and Juliet guy, but these are his personal brand.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa. Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Love that.
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  Speaker 1: He was a Romeo and Juliet.
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  Speaker 5: It's already opened?
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  Speaker 1: And he was a Johnny Walker red label guy as well.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 1: But I wasn't going to support him.
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  Speaker 5: Similar to the Cobra.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Tim and Tate are kind of the same person.
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  Speaker 4: Davidoff is really nice stuff, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those should be nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are going to be playful. I can't smell
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  Speaker 4: it over my wrist. The X-Tray is overwhelming the power
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  Speaker 4: of the cigar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not getting any cigar in that smell?
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  Speaker 4: No, just pure rest.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, you might be able to smoke them in here
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  Speaker 1: and they wouldn't know outside that we were smoking cigars.
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  Speaker 1: They'd be like, is that sandalwood and patchouli?
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  Speaker 4: Probably. The boys smell good today. Probably.
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  Speaker 1: What's coming through there?
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: I got hit up by a guy who actually asked
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  Speaker 4: me if I would be willing to trade some of
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: the Delta One toilet kits. He collects them from every brand.
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  Speaker 4: And he was like, I've been looking for them. They're
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  Speaker 4: hard to get.
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  Speaker 1: This one's sealed. So this is like an AAA rated
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  Speaker 1: baseball card.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that is.
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  Speaker 5: PSA rating 10. PSA 10. You should get that thing framed.
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  Speaker 5: Get that in a sleeve.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Get some saran wrap around it. Did you guys see
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: that Delta has now unveiled their brand new Delta One seats?
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: And they are going to be out next summer. exclusively
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  Speaker 4: this new batch is on the A350s.
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  Speaker 1: Very nice. Cards right there.
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  Speaker 5: So that's got to be international flights, right?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, for sure. There she is. This beast, this beautiful
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  Speaker 4: whale of a plane. And the big thing that I saw,
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  Speaker 4: the whole premise that they cared about was sleep comfort.
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  Speaker 4: That was the number one thing they cared about. More
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  Speaker 4: than like food, more than whatever. So get this. First
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  Speaker 4: airplane ever To have the mattress built into the seat.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So the seats are pure mattress.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they also have an additional like rollout sleeping mattress
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  Speaker 4: that you can put on top. Oh, so I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you're going it really is a bed. Yeah, it's a
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: bed bed. Interesting. But yeah, they look really, really nice.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't wait for us to take one maiden
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  Speaker 4: voyage situation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll have to get on that. Maybe we can
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  Speaker 5: like figure out some sort of deal where we can
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  Speaker 5: be like tested out.
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  Speaker 4: First flyers. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: First flyers on the new fleet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're going to let Teddy Swims go first. Did
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  Speaker 1: you guys hear that Teddy Swims is 360?
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  Speaker 4: I did. I kind of admire that, to be honest
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  Speaker 4: with you, because that means that he is still flying commercial.
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  Speaker 1: Or that means that Delta is like picking a certain
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  Speaker 1: class of celebrity to give 360 to and it's like VIP.
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  Speaker 5: I think they do get– you do get it if
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  Speaker 5: you are famous. They give it to you. There's like
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  Speaker 5: certain things that you can get.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Should I message Swims and ask him?
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: How did you get this?
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Ask him if he can come on the podcast
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: and talk about it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: That's it. That's all we want him on for. He
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: probably will. I love watching Teddy Swims go up to
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: people in town squares who are singing his songs and
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: join them. That's one of my faves. I like that
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: a lot.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: How did you get 360?
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: Teach me. I think I'm going to bike home today
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: and smoke one of these on the way home.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: That is bespoke. But you need a bike with a
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: really big front wheel.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Something's got to hold on me.
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: The huge front wheel and the back wheel that's like.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: This super tiny there's a guy that live streams himself
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: doing that and he'll come up to intersections and be
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: like brother brother brother you mind if i lean on
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: you because you can't you can't stop you can't like
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: how do you even dismount a bike like that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know did you guys ever have bikes when
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: you were younger that had the it was the back
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: brake Like instead of the squeeze, you would pedal backwards.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I liked that way more than the squeeze.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Why? You could drift.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Way easier to drift.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but sometimes when I'm coasting, I like to kind
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: of just let the feet go backwards.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: That is true. You hear that sound.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I like that too.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Like I'm casting.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: But I did like the, because you could really burn
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: out with the back brake.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could. Just slam on it. Wait, what do
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: you mean?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: What's the move? You just slam a back brake and
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: just keep on... What do you mean burnout?
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you skid through your driveway. He means skid, not burnout.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Burnout is when you accelerate.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Well, I would have a technique of back and front pumping,
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: kind of rotating of the two.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: You're just trying to make this work. It doesn't make sense.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: You just said the wrong thing. It's fine.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: In a circle.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: No no i didn't i didn't it's.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Just fine i know i knew exactly what you meant
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: i did the same thing i had a long dirt
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: driveway look i would.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Create these big clearly haven't burnt out the way that
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: i have that's fine i would rut out you don't
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: gotta make me feel.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Dumb because you don't know how to burn i was
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: trying to help i was trying to help you out
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: of that hole.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: It's not a hole i mean imagine smoke flying up
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: from under my tires as i pump as i pump
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: the back brake It's more of a tap.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: You're pedaling somehow.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Against a brake? It's a brake and a pump.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: One side is braking, the other one is pumping.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I understand now.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Finally, you guys are understanding.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I understand now. I'll tell you what. I showed you
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: guys some of the pictures from the flight over there, though.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: That Virgin is nasty.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Is this one there? This is insane.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It's paper.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Rip it, rip it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: It's literally fully paper.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Rip it. Oh, no. No.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: A little bit of a solid stitching there, but it
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: literally is all paper. This is fully paper outside of
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: the zipper. I don't know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Virgin's just cutting corners.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: It's so weird. I've never flown it, but I held
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: them in high regard because Richard Branson's such a cool dude.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Is that the same as the hotels?
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Same as the hotels.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: And he has an island with only adults allowed.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: The Obamas go hang out with him.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: The Obamas.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Bomb around on jet skis and stuff.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: You know, and he's cool. But his airplanes suck ass.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: His airplanes are dumb bullshit. I think he's making money.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Do you think? I mean, he's just jamming people in
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: there like cattle.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Somebody was in my seat. No, we're sharing. And so
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: we had to get fucking super skinny next to each other.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It's called the coffin season. And you're literally just facing
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the rest of the people on the plane. I've never
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: seen anything like it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: It's so brutal.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I was just looking at everybody. It was so fucking uncomfortable.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Did you sleep at all?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: No. It was like a morning flight.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: You really can't.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: And it's like old guys getting comfortable, which is like
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: a very vulnerable thing.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Like an old man curling up. Yeah, yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: You don't want to see that?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: You never want to see a guy with both of
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: his knees touching, looking at you, reading a newspaper. The
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: virgin coffin seats. These are much nicer than what I
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: was dealing with.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: So you didn't sleep at all?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: No, it was a morning flight.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: That's brutal.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nasty.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: The coffin? Yeah, look at them.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: It looks like the cults that killed themselves.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Just a black Nike sticking out. Save that image.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: That's basically what it was. It looks like a plane
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: that's on its way back from a disaster. Like a horrible,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: horrible ground zero of an epidemic. We're studying them like.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It's like American Gangster. They're like smuggling cocaine in the
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: bodies of the people who came back on the Virgin flights.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Going seatbelt over the sheets is crazy.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: There was a seatbelt. There's like a little island for
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: you to put your feet on. And there was a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: seatbelt for my ankles.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I don't like that at all.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I strapped my ankles in. I hate that. As if
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: my ankles were going to be like flailing during turbulence.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Like fucking Woody from Toy Story.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Feels like that's got to be more dangerous than just
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: no seatbelt. Like if you were.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: If we're barrel rolling, my top seatbelt comes off and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just dangling.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Like a bat from the ceiling.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: My feet are fucking strapped in.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's what would happen. It would be the
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: bottom feet hooked in. Someone's trying to saw you out
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: of the seatbelt.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was fucking the weirdest flying experience I've ever had.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Gosh. Well, how was London?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It's a lovely, beautiful city.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Tough loss.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. That's one of the most insane endings
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I've ever seen.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a really crazy ending. I mean, why
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: didn't they just kick it out of bounds? Makes you wonder.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You think that the fix was in?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: I think the fix has been in all year, if
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: I'm being frank.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've known, so break it down.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be frank.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: It's just not looking right this year. It's not adding
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: up to me.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I'm seeing a lot of plays that just aren't really
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: making sense.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: They're leaving meat on the bone?
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: They're leaving meat on the bone. People aren't scoring that
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: should be scoring.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: People are getting pulled out of every game. It's just not.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: The Patriots are good, which they shouldn't be.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: It should be bad. So Kraft's probably paying someone. I
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: don't know. That's just what I've gathered.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, connect the dots for me because I
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: feel like you're seeing something I'm not.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: You guys clearly didn't pay enough money and that's why
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: you suck.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, I can sum it up for you easily.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: You guys probably missed a do or something. And now
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: that's why Jackson Tart's not playing the rest of the year.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But the Giants somehow continue to have success against
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: all odds. Yeah. And people are talking about them as
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: if they're a good team. It's like, according to what?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know. They had one good win against the
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Cowboys when Jackson Dart was playing. That is the only
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: true impressive win that the Giants have. Everything else is
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: like a. comedy of errors that somehow remarkably results in
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: them winning or tying. They tied. Oh yeah. Yeah. Who
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: did they play? The fucking commanders with the worst clock
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: management in the history of the game.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: That was that again. What the fuck was that?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. I think the Giants are on
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: the other side of it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: The Patriots side. They're getting the dues paid.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're getting on. They paid.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: So you think the Giants are.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Giants and Patriots paid. Yeah. I completely agree. Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: So it's like even they couldn't do anything about the
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart thing, but. Since they paid, they're going to
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: be like, okay, we'll get you through.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I saw Jackson Dart this morning running on the water.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was literally on the water like Jesus. He
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: was doing sprints.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Sprinting across the water.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Doesn't look like he's injured at all.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: He's wearing inflatable shoes. I think they paid after Jackson
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: got injured. Yeah, probably. That's what happened.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: They were like, oh, fuck.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: We had big hopes for this year. We have a
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: lot of people, a lot of investors investing in our success.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: We can't hit the under on our wins, so we'll pay.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think that's really what's going down, Goodell.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: The Jaden Daniels thing was actually shocking. That was kind
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: of the nail in the coffin for me.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: What about it? Rigged.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What about it?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: What happened? What happened?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Why did they let the clock run so much?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, at the last play. Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That was dumb as hell. That was
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: aggressively dumb. And some of the players on the team
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: aren't even in on it. I saw Sam Cosme throwing
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: his helmet, pissed.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: He doesn't know what's going on.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know what's going on.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: He's just a pawn.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It's so shitty to be a pawn.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Pawn.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Be a chess master. When I was at the game,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I was having a good time. And then I saw
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: towards the last drive, someone two rows ahead of me,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a Jaguars fan, was taking a picture of me.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Filming me or something like that. And then he was like, Roan,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: big fan. And then we hit the field goal. And
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: then they marched down in eight seconds against all odds,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: 97% win percentage or likelihood scored. And they won the game.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: And he was just like looking at me. And I
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: had to, instead of being like furious, I just had
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: to be like, that's how the cookie crumbles sometimes. Because
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I'm being perceived. I'm being looked at in my most
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: vulnerable moment when I just want to be a spaz
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and be like, what the fuck just happened? You got
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to be like, oh, well, you win some, you lose some.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Well, at least I'm here with my family. Having fun
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: with my family.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Fucking crushing a beer in my hand. It's just, you
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: want to be at home for a terrible moment like that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: So you can be nasty to your family or something
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, take it out on the kids.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not like... looked at, not like filmed to see
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: if you're a good sport.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not at all.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Obviously not.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: It seemed like there was a shit ton of Eagles
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: fans there.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It was insane.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It was like a pilgrimage.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It was like the, the Hodge.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Which is surprising because it's the Jags home field.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: The Jags don't have it like that though.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Eagles fans are so close. They don't have fans.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: They don't have any fans. Not in London.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I got to tell you, something about Trevor Lawrence doesn't
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: sit right with me. I think that's a common opinion.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: When he's talking in a post game, I'm like, Did
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: you get face swapped? It is a little weird. Something
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: about his face doesn't quite match his body.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Someone's wearing him.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: It does kind of have that vibe.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: And his voice doesn't really fit what I'm seeing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: You know what I really think it is? I think
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: he just needs to cut his hair.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. His face would not withstand a
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: short haircut.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: No, I think if he had like a mohawk haircut.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I think he should go Mohawk, to be honest.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: It's so bizarre.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I think he needs to have much, much heavier eyebrows.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I think he needs to have eyebrows like Eugene Levy.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: That could be it. He doesn't really have eyebrows.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I think he needs to get an eyebrow transplant.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, are the Jags good?
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Yes. I think so.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: The Jags and the Rams are good. So those two
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: losses really don't mean anything. He also be back on
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: track this week playing against the Panthers coming off of
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: a bye. That one's going to be just devastating.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: It's going to be so bad.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Because that might be like an actual blowout.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: We play the Panthers coming off a bye. Then we play,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I think, the Cowboys Monday night. And then we play
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the Giants coming off a bye. And the Commanders coming
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: off a bye. And teams coming off a bye are
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like 17-3. Everybody wins off a bye. We're about to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: see the Eagles at 2-8 or something like that.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: It's going to be ugly. I mean, I think the
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Panthers are pretty good.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Jabba. Yeah, they are.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Chubba's him, so he's going to fuck you guys up.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Saquon not at practice today. I already got that notification.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You got both of them on your fantasy squad, so
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're worried about.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Well, Saquon's not going to play.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I was at this bar in this 1859 bar, whatever. 1859.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: And I just finished a fat meal of fucking fish
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: and chips with my family.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And I was so... Fish and chips, first of all,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: is fucking funnel cake.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: It's really heavy.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: It's so heavy.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not like a light meal at all.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Fish and chips and beers is like you're having 3,000 calories. Yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: it's a lot. That's like two days worth of eating.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: A lot of brown.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's just brown.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Brown and yellow.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Beige. And they're like, oh, we have mushy peas to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: go with it in like a thimble.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Did you get the curry sauce or whatever?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Your brown sauce?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: No, it's like green.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: What is with the brown sauce?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: They like their brown sauce over there. Yeah, what the
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: fuck is it? I actually don't mind the brown sauce.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I've had that. It's basically like
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: a ketchup with a vinegar in it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Vegemite.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Sounds great.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It's like a weird ass.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I like the brown sauce. I do.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: I would definitely try some of that.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I crushed this.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And as I was leaving, I ran into Mike. And
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: he was like.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Which Mike?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Mike Wallace. What?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And he was just in that tavern as well. He's like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm with Kelsey. Jason Kelsey's upstairs.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Holy shit.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Jason and Kylie Kelsey are upstairs. And I went upstairs
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: and I was like, Jason, what's up? And he's like,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I heard what Sass has been saying about me.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. Yeah. What did I say about him?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You said that him and McAfee are bad guys. What?
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: I said that about Jason Kelsey?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I remember when you said that. And he is not
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: happy with you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Specifically.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: First of all, there's no way Jason Kelsey has any
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: idea who I am.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Of course he does.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: And second of all- He said he was a fan.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: He used to be a fan.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: No shot.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Because I was definitely saying way worse things about him
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: when he was on the Eagles than I am now.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: But he said he gets that's just the heat of debate.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: But now when he should be a neutral guy, a
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: neutral party, you should be nice to him. Finally.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Definitely not.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: And then I was- So Mike was like, after I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: just had the 3,000 calorie meal, he was like, dude,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I have a 1030 reservation at Ambassador's Clubhouse. And I've
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: been fucking talking to you guys about Ambassadors Clubhouse, dying
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to go to Ambassadors Clubhouse. And so I just had
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: another 3,000 calorie dinner just back to back.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. You went bang, bang? That's crazy.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I went bang, bang.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Bang, bang at Bass Club?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I went to the Ambassadors Clubhouse and just we ordered
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the menu.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was in hell.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: So did you go with your family or did you
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: tell your family to bounce?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: No, they were already leaving. and we he just had
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: two seats at Ambassadors.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Clubhouse so it was just you and Mike?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was just gripping the walls the room was
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: fucking spinning.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: I was in fucking hell the place is awesome though
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: it was so good those chicken little like wing they're
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: not wings but they're like tandoori chicken bites or something.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: It was the tenderest chicken I've ever had yeah that's
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: all time we gotta get we have to get out
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: there yeah we.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Have to we'll make that happen I'm not so worried
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: about that I would love to go to.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: London I've had Indian bros coming out of the woodwork
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: being like, I can sort you out at Ambassador's Clubhouse
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: in the US.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: We need that.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: We need that. Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: A lot of Indian bros in England.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I love to see it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: That's where Maresh is from, I believe. Ambassador's Clubhouse?
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Yes. Yep.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: No way, Maresh.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Born and raised.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: He's from England?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: They must have really waited a long time for the labor.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What the fuck?
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: He's a kitchen baby. No, he's from London.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: What? Right?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Or his dad is. I don't know.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Because he came to Birmingham with us.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: He crashed the car.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes. yes.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I know that. But like, I didn't know it was
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: because he was indigenous to London.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: No, yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: He was like, well, that was the whole, that was
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: why it was so crazy that he was the one
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: that crashed the car. Because he was like, I've been
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: here so many times. I've driven here so many times.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Born in a sink. Yeah. Think that he'd know.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: And then he drove head on into another car on
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: a one mile straight road.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: In the dark.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, they had to have seen the lights. Just
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: coming right at them.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Are you blaming the other people?
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, blaming Maresh.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had to have seen the lights.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: It was a completely straight road.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: So what was he thinking?
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: We're all wondering that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: And at every crosswalk, there's a sign on the ground
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: that says, look left or look right.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Because there's probably too many people getting smoked by double-deckers.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: That's true. Did you go to Piccadilly? Is that what
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: it's called? Piccadilly. Piccadilly?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't Piccadilly while I was out there.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: You missed that whole area? It's a pretty big part
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: of London.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Isn't it? Well, it's their Times Square. It's missable. Did
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: you go to Covent Garden? Yes. Cool.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I was charmed by that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then what did you go to Buckingham Palace?
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't go to Buckingham Palace, but the Churchill's War
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Room is by the Westminster Abbey and the London Tower
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: and everything like that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: We were on the Strand.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: It was nice.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: So you just hit the war room and Ambassadors Club?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And the fucking pub and the fucking other Indian place
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I went to and the other fucking pub that I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: went to and the Eagles game. I didn't do enough
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: for you?
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: You had to go Buckingham Palace? How do you not
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: hit the palace? Bro, I don't bend knee to the Royals.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: I don't have any respect for the Royals.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: The Royals haven't done fucking anything.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: That's correct. So now you're talking shit about the country.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That you just visited.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: No, I respect PM.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: I respect Churchill.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Churchill was doing all the work during the war, and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the royals were fucking sipping tea, fucking.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I got home from Japan and spent
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: two hours doing exactly that, so... What? Talking shit about
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: the country I had just been to. That is true.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I don't think we give good reviews of countries.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You want me to suck off the royal family? I
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: never knew that you were a royal guy.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not a royal guy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You obviously are.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Buckingham Palace? I would have stopped by the palace, that's all. Why?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not critiquing your trip.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: To bend the knee?
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: All I'm saying is I would.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Have paid respect.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not kissing the ring.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I would have paid respect to the palace, but that's
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: a personal thing.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I'm paying respect to the greatest living person from the
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: 20th century. Greatest person who lived in the 20th century.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: I respect that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Churchill.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Churchill.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I think Harry would have tried to do his stand-up
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: jokes to the guards.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: To go viral. Smile.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: That would have gone viral. Get the tripod out. You
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: guys cool if I set up my tripod here and
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: my ring light?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I've seen your social media recently.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, shit's popping.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going viral. You would have gone so viral
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: if you had gotten the guards to break.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Big time.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: That would have been insane.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I can't even stop looking at my present. I like
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: it so much. I'm not even kidding you. I have
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: such a fucking.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: I like things.
• 32:49
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• 35:17
  Speaker 1: That Harrods is incredible.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Isn't that cool? Super nice.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It just shits on the 34th Street Macy's so hard.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. It's incomparable. I mean, they have the
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: whole food area. They have produce and a fish market
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: and all that stuff. It's like Eataly meets Bergdorf's.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: And with like the sharper image inside and every single like, yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: every designer brand, but also like mid-level stuff. Just like
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: everything is so organized and stocked. Macy's looks like a
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: fucking grocery store in Cuba.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Where it's like, yeah, we have mustard and bologna.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Macy's doesn't have shit.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Macy's is terrible.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Terrible.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: The worst.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Good suits, though.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: I got my suit there. Great suit.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: No, they don't.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: No, they do.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Right off the rack.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Did you? Oh, yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: At that mace, he's at 34.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: It's a great suit.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I've worn it like a hundred times.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Still fits.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Fits like a glove.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: What color is it?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Blue.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: It's got to be blue.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: It's like a dark blue slash red. It's like striped.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: It's like checkered almost.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Is it red?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: It's like a Herb Brooks suit.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: But it's like a pattern, you know?
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: Like some of Daron's... Maybe not as intense of a pattern. Actually,
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: it's very similar, but it's red and blue.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think this is that intense of a pattern.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: But if you saw it from a distance, you'd be like, oh,
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: that's blue. But then if you got closer, you're like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: am I seeing a hint of red there?
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. And then you could wear a red tie.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: I typically wear a blue tie, but I could mix
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: in a red for sure.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: To tone down the red? Tone it down a little bit.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Do you regret the red?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Kind of get it under control. It's not like red, red.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: You're the one playing up the red part. If you
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: zoomed in on the color, it's red. But it's not like.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: If I'm standing close to you, it's red. No, no.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: If you're standing close to me, it's still a dominant blue.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: You said.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: I said hints of red.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: You said if I was far away, I would think
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: it was blue. If I was close to you, I'd say,
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: is that red?
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: No, you'd say, is there a hint of red in there?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Hint of red.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: It's like little details of red. Nothing crazy.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to see it.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I didn't buy a red suit.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I'm picturing bright red.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: I'm not walking around in the fucking Target bag. I'm
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: picturing you looking like Jake from State Farm at the wedding.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: No, it's... You said Herb Brooks. Yeah, I was kidding.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Because it is a pattern, but it's not Herb Brooks.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: I wish I had a Herb Brooks suit.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Wait, I'm not even thinking of the right guy. I'm
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: thinking of the NBA announcer who passed away.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Herb Brooks is the coach.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Of the 1980 Olympic team. Yeah. Did he wear red suits?
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: No, he wore like crazy patterned suits.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Like super checkered. Him and Craig Sager kind of have
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: a similar look and kind of feel.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. This is Harry right here.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: He does wear suits similar to that. Look up Herb Brooks,
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Herb Brooks suits. That's cool. He wears some solid suits.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Um i feel like i have so many good things
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: i want to tell you guys tell us yeah oh
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: my god well i don't want to finish i don't
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: want to step up.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: No i really had no uh overarching like story i
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: was like racking my brain for narratives but i just
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: had like a nice time with my family that's awesome
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: there's no uh i should say i hated it i
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: should say.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: It sucked no i did that and people were upset.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Okay um Well, I hated it, and it sucked. How
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: was your guys' time?
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I started watching a movie last night
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: that I have never seen, and I don't really know
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: how I haven't seen it. What's it called? The Deer Hunter. Oh, yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: It's a classic.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: A Western Pennsylvania classic.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Guys.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: I've never actually seen that movie. Isn't it like three
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: hours long?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's three hours and three minutes.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Harry, this is it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know the movie. I've never watched it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Because I know it's super depressing. I'm telling you, this
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: is like, you will love this more than any movie
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: you've seen in a long, long time. I'm very familiar
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: with it. I am below, I'm only halfway through. Yeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Did you get to the, did you get to the
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: second act?
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: The famous scene.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: It's pretty depressing.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: We all know, I mean.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Are you still in Western Pennsylvania? No, no, no.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Okay. I've seen the, meow! Yeah, oh. I've seen it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: And I had seen that scene before on YouTube or whatever.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: But with the context With the context of it all
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: It's I mean that's amazing but like Obviously Robert De
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Niro Has such an amazing library Of movies where he
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: plays Some of the most badass Incredible people Ever right
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: a lot of his roles It's like holy shit that
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: guy's Fucking terrifying or... Meet the Fockers. The man or whatever.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Meet the parents.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Raging Bull. Holiday. Little Fockers. All right, let's... Don't do that.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: You own a red suit, you fucking weirdo. No, but...
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: I think... Only having watched the first half, I think
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: this might be his most badass role.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: It's pretty fucking insane. And I mean, I would... You
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: gotta finish it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I'm going to.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta see the end of it. The first.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: 20 minutes when they're just working in the steel mill
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: and there's fire everywhere is terrifying. Like, I don't know
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: that I had ever really pictured the inner workings of
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: a steel mill and how much danger there really is.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: And maybe they've improved the conditions since then. But, um,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: on top of that, um, You know, the way that
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: they build the camaraderie of the friend group and Christopher
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Walken is amazing. Like super handsome, too.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Just the whole feel of it. I'm like really, you know,
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: so into this movie that I had to stop at
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: halfway through and go to bed. Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: It sounds like it.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I was with a long movie, though. I was with
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: some yinzers when I was in South Carolina and I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: brought up this movie. Just as a touchstone conversation piece
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: for people from Pittsburgh. And they're convinced that the hunting
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: scenes aren't shot in Western Pennsylvania. They're like, we don't
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: have mountains like that.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: It looks like the Alps. I was a little weirded
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: out by that, too.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Can we look up where the deer hunter, where did
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: they shoot?
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I was kind of like, that is way too much
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: of a glacier to be in fucking Pennsylvania.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: These aren't Pennsylvania. But I mean, there are six scenes.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: And John Cazale, like his fucking.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Washington State.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Washington State near British Columbia border.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I guess that makes a little bit more sense. But
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: why not just shoot it in PA?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: It's disrespectful.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: John Cazale has the best fucking... He has like eight
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: movies and like four of them are the best movies
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: of all time.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: What else has he done?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: The Godfather.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Godfather 2.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: John who?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Kazali, the dude with the monster forehead.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Is he an actor? Yes. Oh, okay.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: He's the third guy. He's the third guy.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: He's the guy who gets like brain dead in the
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: rat trap.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Stevie. Yeah.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: It's a harrowing... Look at that fucking filmography. The conversation, like...
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: The Deer Hunter, The Godfather. Oh, my God.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: And that's it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: And that's like all he did.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, no, no, no, no.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: That's not Stevie. That's... He didn't do Little Fockers? I
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: don't think it's Stevie.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: That's Ariana Grande you're thinking of.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: What's that one called?
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: The new one?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Like Focker and Law or some shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Focker and Law.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Fock you.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Focker and Law.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Focker. Focker and Law. It's going to be a banger.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: There's no doubt about it. They were pumping that at
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the Odyssey. I'm locked in to see the Odyssey and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I got fucking Ariana Grande.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, Meet the Fockers might be a top movie.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: In terms of like the franchise?
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Do you mean Meet the Parents? Meet the Parents, Meet
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: the Fockers. They're all good. Meet the Parents is the
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: best one.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: No, they're all incredible. Works of art.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: I love those movies. They're so rewatchable.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I'll just shut my mouth on this one you don't
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like him i like actively i'm uncomfortable watching.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Oh because you don't like ben stiller i just i
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: just think that like i forgot about that you have
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: like a personal beef with no it's not about i
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: think that these movies like calamitous movies like movies where
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: everything goes wrong and like the main character is so
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: misunderstood are just like uh.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: That's what you said about Ben Stiller originally. Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: That was your original hate on him. And it's about
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: this movie. There's an AI description of mine. But I, yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I just, I think that it's just, to me, that's,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I don't like, it's the same reason I don't like
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Christmas vacation movies. Like that whole genre of movies.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Like what?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Like the Chevy Chase, like family vacation movies.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Like National Lampoon?
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Those two movies.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: You don't like that movie?
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I think where everything just goes wrong for the family,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I think that that shit is just like.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: You might hate joy.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: That is not joy. That's the opposite of joy.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: You might hate laughter with close friends and family.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I can't believe everything went wrong.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: When he cuts open the turkey and it shoots out air. What?
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious. When he's driving the car and he ends
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: up under the 18 wheeler.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Or the grandmother's dead in the backseat for days.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Great movie. Rowan, I have a question. Does this policy
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: of just everything going wrong, does that extend to, say,
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: disaster movies?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: No, like a comedy of errors.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, I see.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Like a calamitous series of events. What about like Dumb
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: and Dumber?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: You know, like dumb and dumber.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: But I don't think everything goes wrong there. I think
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that they're like blissfully unaware. They don't feel bad throughout
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: the entire movie because like, oh, like I wish people
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: would understand. Like, no, like I didn't want this to happen.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Like it's not like they're just like dumb guys. Like
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: that's a significantly different.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: They do drive the wrong way, though, for all that time.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they make mistakes, but also things break in their favor.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: It's not like they take laxatives accidentally.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Shits his pants in the broken toilet.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: No, he takes the laxatives because he's been tricked by Lloyd.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes. But he shits in the toilet and
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: it's broken and then he has to throw it out
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: the window.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: No, he doesn't throw it out the window. She just leaves.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: I thought he threw it out the window.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: You haven't seen this movie in a long time.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: These guys are like dumb guys who luck into extraordinary
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: circumstances at some times.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: It is true.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It's a different. They're like more like Mr.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Magoo.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Like I enjoy like a Mr. Magoo type of thing.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not familiar.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Or like Mr.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Bean.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: He I think he comes out and addresses someone else.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Mary has to leave. You know what? It doesn't fucking matter.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: She gets the call from Lloyd.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know that he's got her briefcase. And so
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: she has to go. And then he comes out of
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: the I think he comes out of the bathroom with
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: his pants around his ankles and like apologizes. And no
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: one's there. Maybe he does it to a housekeeper or
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: a family member. I can't quite remember.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: He definitely doesn't throw it out the window. It's wet diarrhea.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: How do you even do that? Do you take a
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: hose and siphon it to steal gas? That's what I
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: was wondering when I watched it. You had better time
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: that perfectly.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to get off the hose fast.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that would be tough.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: People will probably lampoon me for having this take, but
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: this is just my opinion.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: These are the movies that I just do not enjoy watching.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: And we respect that.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like you do.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: I know I do.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: We'll never watch Meet the Fockers together.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: No, we won't talk.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: And that's okay.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I'll never watch it with anyone.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: What if you grow up?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: My bloodline will never see it.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: What if your kids grow up? No one with my.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Last name will ever watch these movies.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: What about Night at the Museum?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: It's not the same thing at all.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: No, it's Ben Stiller.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: My problem isn't with Ben Stiller. That was a Sixers-Knicks thing.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Fans can't talk shit to other fans.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Well, you took it to a personal level. You critiqued
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: his art.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fans are just talking shit to other fans.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: That would be like if I was mad at Jalen
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Hurts and I was like, also, you're bad at drawing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: That would be funny. It would be nasty. People probably
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: say shit like that. People are like, Tom Brady, you
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: kissed your son on the mouth. That's despicable.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Nasty behavior. I would never say that to Tom Brady.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: And I would never say that about Jalen Hurst. What
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: did you say about Mike Vrabel, your own coach, two
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: weeks ago? That he's a bad person?
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. You critiqued his art.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: That is true.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: The art of lovemaking.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I know you did get me there.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: But you reversed course on that. After they beat the Bills.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: And I reversed course on Stiller.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry. He said, thanks or something like that.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is a first.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I've never heard the apology.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: That's cool. It was on Twitter. We Twittered back and forth.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: It's all fucking there.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I like that. I like reconciliation between us.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It was a nice reconciliation.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Were you shocked when he replied? Were you like, I
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: thought he was never going to see this?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I was drunk when I tweeted it. I was like
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: drunk and angry about my team losing. So I rage
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: tweeted something, not like recognizing that I like even had
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: a following. I was just like consider myself just a
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: random spaz fan.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: You might have to get to take the take the
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Twitter away from you.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I was a Utah spaz. I was just fucking going
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: ham on the keyboard.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: It happens. It happens.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I think that it's very human of me.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: I agree. I agree.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: You're not a fan of Ben Stiller.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I'll take back your gift, bro.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: He's one of my favorites personally.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I wonder why.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Whoa, what is that supposed to mean? Because he's Jewish?
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Whoa!
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: What? What?
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why you hate him.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would you say that?
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: You told me that's why you don't like him.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would you say that? I said that's
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: why I don't like Eugene Levy's kid.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Eugene Levy's kid is the one who
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: lit the fuse on the Shane stuff. He did? Oh, yeah, yeah,
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: he is. That, what? He set the tone. He set
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: the tone. What?
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: I've got people from home texting me being like, what's
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: going to happen with Shane? I'm like, I don't think anything.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I think he'll make twice as much money next year. Yeah.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: I think he'll continue to be probably the best comedian
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: in the world.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. I just don't think... I don't think... I
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: think things are heading back to a bad.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: We're going back. Everything swung so right, and now everything's
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: going back. People are getting mad about jokes again.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: People are.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I mean... But this just won't matter. Like, this one
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't. It's kind
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: of like what Dave said, where he's like, the people
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: who like me are going to like me. The people
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: who don't are not. And there's nothing I can do
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: to change anyone's mind. That's just the way it is.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: And then, like, the 80% of the people that are
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: in the middle aren't really going to be swung one
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: way or another because they don't care that much.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I just don't really get how anyone could care. Like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: who gives a fuck?
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that part of it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: It is weird because it's like no one watches SNL.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Dude, you know what's something that.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: They watch it to get mad at something.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Here's something that's funny. So for some reason, this didn't
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: even occur to me, but my whole social media feed
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: over the last couple of days has been women defending Shane.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Mine was not that.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: It's been women being like, what? We can't take jokes now.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: We do look like whores at the gym. Like, but
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: that's okay. Like blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I, I,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: it occurred to me today that like, that is Instagram
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: knowing my brain so fucking well, where it's like, if
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: we had just fed you men or comedians being like,
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: how can you be mad at Shane Gillis for saying
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: that he's fine. That wouldn't have changed my mind. That's
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: just me in an echo chamber. Yeah. But to really
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: convince me that I'm right in my view, I needed women. Yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Defending him.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: To really be like, see....
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: See, this is the right.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: There's even rational ones.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like this is people that should have the opposite
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: point of view and don't. Therefore, my echo chamber is complete. Yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: These women are woke 3.0.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I am truly in a self-affirming cycle as a result
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: of this. And I sent one of them to a
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: friend of mine without even thinking about it because the
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: rant was convincing to me. Yeah. She was like, seriously,
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: hot yoga mom is who you're going to... It's like
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: what the women's handle was or something like that.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: You said it to a girl?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: You think this is going to be... Well, we were
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: just debating it a little bit. Friendly banter. Not in
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: like a... Both of us were pretty rational about it,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I would say. But yeah, I don't know. I don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: know what to say about that. I just.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: What is your algorithm, Ben?
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Nothing about it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: On Instagram, but I don't really go on Instagram. Twitter
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: has been all, that's my entire algorithm, is that? But
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: it's just every side of it. It's fucking people freaking
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: out about it. It's people saying it's not a big deal.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: I don't think it matters. I don't think it's anything.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Did you guys watch the whole thing? The whole monologue?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like most people didn't watch the whole monologue.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like 99.9% of people talking about this didn't
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: watch the whole monologue.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Because it was a joke.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: He was pretty self-deprecating the entire time. He was like
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: so mean to himself the entire time. People were like,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: he's punching down. He thinks he's right just because he's
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: a man. He was just calling himself bitch hips and
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: he looked like a sweaty egg the whole time.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm the one looking inappropriately because of the outfits.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Look at me. This is, I mean, whatever. I don't
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: even know.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I also don't think he put a value judgment on
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: the word whore, but that's another.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: No. I just think it's so self-explanatory. And if people
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: are mad about it, they're just looking for something to
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: be mad about.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Do you think that we can call women's Halloween costumes slutty?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Or they can call their Halloween costumes slutty?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I'm done referring to them. I will keep them out
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: of my mouth. Literally and figuratively.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: The safest place to be right now is gay. It's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: such a safe island because you can have the moral
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: high ground and you never are at risk of being
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: in the back.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: You're on every side.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. What about asexual?
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, the enemy? It's a bad time to be gay.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Are they asexual in Switzerland?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: No, he's saying neutrality.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Oh. No dog in the fight. I'm not fucking anything.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: I see what you mean.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I see what you mean. No, no.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Bystander?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Bystander.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: You're a bystander.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I stand with the buys?
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you stand with the buys.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, I can go both ways.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: You got to be something. You got to pick a side.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Being asexual is like being a registered independent.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Can you register as an independent? Yes.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: I think so, yeah. It's so funny because I think
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: I did. Yeah, that's what it is. I registered as
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: an independent and therefore could not vote in the Democratic
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: primary or the Republican primary in the state of New York. Oh, wow.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: You can only vote in the general election, I'm pretty sure. Probably, yeah.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: If you're a registered independent. You can't. Yeah, so that's
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: what it was. What else? Wait, I had another thing
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: I wanted to talk to you about. I had something
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: else that I was really excited. Oh, Harry. Okay, I
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: wonder if you've seen this. There is currently an AT
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: & T commercial where... I've probably seen it. It's a
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: group of gamers that are all playing in like some
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: kind of white empty room yeah it's.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Dark though yeah yeah it's kind of what i picture
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: your bedroom very well lit very well lit my apartment.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: By your by the screens your face your face is the.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: Glow of the tv five lamps three overhead lights we're
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: well we're well lit you interrogating and i can i
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: can control all of them with my phone okay or
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: a button on my desk on and.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Then Also locks the door behind you.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: I need to get that. You ain't going nowhere.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Get a padlock.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: But the point is that that commercial, the whole premise
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: of it is that these kids are misunderstood by their parents.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, like the parents come in,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: it's been organized and the kids teach the parents gaming.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: And everyone has a great time.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: You see where I'm going with this? No. Teach games.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Francis how to game.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: That's it oh there's nothing to teach you already know
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: how to play video games.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: You need to meet to you need to sit me
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: down at your desk definitely not and we need to
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: you need to show it to me so that i
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: can understand it and then we can have that.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: But there's nothing to understand you know how to play
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: video games.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Turn the lighting to a nice warm color and have
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: them sit on your knee You hold him around him
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: And play the video game like.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: This Think of me like a parent of yours That
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: doesn't get.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: It Yeah but that's not the case My parents get
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: it We are A grandparent They asked me to do
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: this So I don't know I didn't want to say
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: it but they asked me Is this an AT &
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: T read I.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Am Bridging the gap I come in peace No.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Not welcome You know how to play video games. You
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: beat me in Halo.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to play your games, though. I
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: don't know how to play Counter-Strike.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to play Counter-Strike.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: What about the new one about shooting black people in
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: the hood? Oh, yeah.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: First of all, that's not what it's about.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: It's not?
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: You are a black guy shooting black people. Oh, okay.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Still about that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Clean it up a little bit.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: That game.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Hood Warfare.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Is phenomenal. Why?
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Just the gunplay is really smooth. It's fun to play
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: on a mouse. With a mouse and keyboard. But it's
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: probably pretty racist. I mean, it is pretty racist. Whoa,
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: we come up like that? Just like that?
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Hood Warfare. You guys are the first video about Hood Warfare?
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Who designed it?
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Definitely white dudes.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Trapstar is the name of it. But it's gotta be
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: white dudes.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: You think it is?
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: It could be Asians. In which case, is it racist?
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: If Asians do it? Yeah. Stop Asian hate, bro.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mikey Lee. Mikey Lee and Will. Mikey Lee and
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Will are the guys. Oh, they're from London. But Will
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: also goes by Rashid.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: That's the picture of them at the weekend. Is that them?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Is that the man down?
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: That makes more sense.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: I'm so distracted by how good I smell that I
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: can't even finish a thought right now. I'm just happy.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so happy to satisfy. It's so nice. It's
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: so nice to go on a trip and get gifts
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: on the first day so you're not scrambling on the
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: last day to be like, what should I get?
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: What should I get?
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, last minute.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Last minute.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Get the gifts out of the way. I like to
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: just get them down at the airport, Hudson News.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: On the way out, yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Get a couple of iHeart London shirts, throw them in
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: the bag.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Snow globe.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Everyone's going to be happy.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: A pen that says London on it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe a chocolate bar from London.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's basically what you got. Yeah. Chocolate cigars.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Chocolate cigars.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: But those are genuinely from Churchill's war room. You know,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Churchill painted.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think I did know that. Well, did you
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: watch the.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Crown?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's great.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Isn't that about the Royals? Four or five.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: I only watched the season where she dies.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Die? Lady die?
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Where Diana dies.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: That's what I meant.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I called her die.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: That's what they called her.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: A little on the nose.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: That's what they called her. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Lady Diana, yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that season is pretty crazy.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Well, that's probably the best season. But I mean, not
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: for nothing, the other seasons are beyond belief good. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: think it's one of the better shows ever made. Top 10.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: But it's about the royal family.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: It's pretty solid.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: You realize just how fucked all their lives are. They're fucked.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: You can't live a normal life. They've just been trapped
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: in this duty.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: And everybody looks to them to be like, like there
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: was a part in the Churchill war room where they're like,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: there was like an old article about him and like,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: somebody one of the royals wanted to marry an american
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: like cutie and like all of the fucking parliament and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: all of england was just like we don't want an
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: american as our queen.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: That's fair i think that's completely.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Fair honestly why silly if you're in.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: The royal family in london you have unlimited whatever you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: want you're the king of an literally an entire country
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Just meet the demands And marry someone from London Yeah no.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: It's a figurehead position Right Yeah So like It's all
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: ceremonial And other countries I mean Like there's a king
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: in Holland Yeah But I'm pretty sure, you know, that
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: they can marry whoever they want.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: And have you seen the women in America or the
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: women in London? America has the whores. America has all
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: the good whores.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: That joke would have never flown on SNL UK. In
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Churchill's in the 1930s. But no, I mean, yeah, if
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: you're like, I don't know.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You're against Prince Harry marrying Meghan Markle.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I don't really care, but it seems like you care
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: if I'm on his family side.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: They have given him everything. He didn't have to do shit.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: They didn't give him anything. He was born into it.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: They got everything.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: They were all born into it. So if you're born
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: into it, you play by the rules.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Play by the rules.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: You have unlimited everything.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Just play by the rules.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: They can go to America and fuck whoever they want.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: You just gotta marry someone from London.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Snaggletooth British woman with fucking... two inches of makeup on
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: her face.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Like hello hi Prince Harry I think I'd love to
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: marry you I think I think Prince Harry could find
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: himself Lady Bathilda from Cambridge I think he could find
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: himself an attractive lady.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: From London Bucking Tooth Palace yeah exactly that's all bro
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: unfortunately that's all of.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Them I mean you just gotta you gotta play by
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: the rules like glowing orange with makeup if someone was
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: like I'm gonna give you a billion dollars but you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: gotta marry someone from America you wouldn't be like.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Or he could just be like, I'll take the billion
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: and still marry someone from America. And like the aristocracy
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: of England is going to have to deal with it
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: because you can't actually stop me because this is all
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: made up.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: That's ultimate shame. Yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: But no, who actually gives a fuck?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: You're looking at him.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. You kiss the ring.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: I give a fuck.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: You go to Buckingham Palace. You watch the crown.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: You love Lady Di. You do, bro. I'm just saying,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: if that's the rule, and you have all of this
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: great stuff in your life, just follow the rule.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: It's easy.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: That's not that crazy of a rule.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: You love the rules. The rules were deeper than that.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Like what? Well, as you recall, they wanted him... They
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: wanted Prince Charles to marry Princess Diana. No, I don't.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: I don't recall. I'm not that tapped in.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: And then... I do appreciate you saying that. Ultimately, then
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: they got married, and then they ended up not liking
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: her and sort of ostracized her, but they wouldn't let
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: them divorce because that was against the Church of England
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: and all these ridiculous, outdated... Wasn't she fucking.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Her riding instructor who looks.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: A bit like Francis?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Show some class, please.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: That's why Prince Harry looks.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: You just got back from their country.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not bending the knee, bro.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I think by virtue of the lessons.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: You're not going to be allowed back.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: You have to be fucking your riding instructor.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: How is he going to teach you? Otherwise.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Is that one of their rules?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: You're not using a Sibian. Anyway, the point is... No,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Charles was in love with Camilla. Cabello? All of that was.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Shawn Mendes' girlfriend?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: Wrapped up in the fact that England has the worst
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: tabloid sort of vigilance and erosion of privacy of any country, right?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Because it's a gossipy, tea-sipping... Well, they did then, at least.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I said they did then. Sure, they still do. That
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: still got worse after. And then only after all of
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Rupert Murdoch's news outlets were sued or whatever, did they...
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Did they stop? Sort of put some regulations in place
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: to stop phone tapping and shit.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Because Peter Thiel was gay or something.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. We can put all the stories together.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: We can get them all linked up.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: It all fits perfectly.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: All of this was to say, though, that in The Crown... Yeah. Uh,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: why did you, what did you, yeah, yeah, yeah. He
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: said he was a painter. So there's a great scene early,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: early on where they commission a painting of Churchill. Um,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: and this artist comes in and does it. It's a
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: portrait and he paints it and it's in Churchill's later
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: years of life. And he finally reveals it and Churchill
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: hates it because he looks so old in the portrait
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: and he destroys it.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Like throws it away burns it whatever and they said
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: at least in that episode that uh in the text
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: after the episode they were like it is considered one
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: of the great lost works of art.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Ever damn that's brutal but he's probably just like i'm
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: also a better artist than this i'm not trying to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: look ugly as fuck i'm already like born into being
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: a fat old british baby yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever listened to his actual speeches? My dad
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: is obsessed with Churchill, as I'm sure a lot of
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: dads are. And he would go through phases where he...
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: I remember he got like a six CD set of
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: Churchill's speeches. I mean, we would listen to him on
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: the way to fucking school as if that was going
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: to rally me. I mean, you know, he's talking about like,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: we shall fight them in the beaches. We shall fight
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: them on the land.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow is a new dawn that is coming.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Dad, I have a geometry quiz today. None of this
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: is really holding any water for me.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: Churchill is pretty hard to digest when you're eight years old.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't get it.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't have the appreciation.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: You don't even know what he's talking about.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have the appreciation for it.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: You also don't realize the stakes where it's like London's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: being bombed. They're doing genocide on London.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you don't know any of the stuff that's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: happening around the speeches, it's just words.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think I was really acutely aware how much
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: they were bombing London.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: People were dying at the time in London for years.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: They were just bombing the shit out of them.
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  Speaker 1: They take you through all, like they slept underground. Like
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: they were sleeping basically in the Capitol in like a repurposed,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: and they take you to all the bedrooms and like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: the map room and it's all untouched. And I couldn't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: stop looking at the bedpans. They're just like his bedpan.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Like we know what his diet was. We know that
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: he was just crushing like whiskey all fucking day. And
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: then he just had a bowl next to his bed
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: for when he had to piss and shit in the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: middle of the night. yeah it's pretty crazy hitting in
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking porcelain bowl i'm.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Sure somebody else was was emptying it right imagine out
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: the window he's like yeah that's what they used to do.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: But he's in a basement so it's like you have
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: to like hand it up to dump it out the
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: window brutal wow brutal imagine this like forgive me but
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: like this splatty ass.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Fucking nasty diarrhea yeah whiskey shits.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: The whiskey shits that churchill had do.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: You know that in victorian england uh There was a
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: The etiquette of walking with a woman On the street
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: was that the men Would walk Closer to the street
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: And the women would walk closer to The building Do
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: you know why that was?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: So that they wouldn't get hit by a car?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: That's a decent thought But it was actually because people
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: would be emptying their bedpans out into the street from
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: the upper windows. And it was thought that if you
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: stood closer to the wall, that it would pass over
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: your head and hit the man. Jesus. And the women
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: were protected from flying excrement and piss.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, that would be a devastating... Just.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: especially with how much suede i.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Wear yeah because i don't waterproof all of it with
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: a bedpan oh my god or like it's.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Just bedpan after bedpan going down the street i.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: Mean yeah there's someone that probably got hit with like
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: four in a row yeah yeah yeah taking like.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: An early walk benny bedpans yeah yeah here he comes
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: everybody get ready.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised bedpans aren't more popular now.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: Hospitals love them.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course. But I'm saying just, like, has every... Like,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: I could see... There's probably someone out there who's just
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Uber Eats, bedpan, just all day on repeat. You know?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: Just get the Dos Toros and then just shit into
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: a pan, slide.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: It over to the left of you.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: New bedpan. Multiple bedpans. Like, you keep one fresh... Open
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: up DoorDash, see what they got.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: They should make disposable bedpans. We should get Nicky Numbers
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: on this. You could just slide the top over a
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: bedpan and chuck it up the.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: That would be awesome.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Like a paper bedpan.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just like cheap plastic or something like that.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Microplastic bedpan.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that could work.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Dude, I had this conversation with my- Like something you'd
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: get like fruit in.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: Like a fruit container.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Keep fruit as the centerpiece in the bedpan. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Then throw the fruit out when you need the bedpan.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, that would be great.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: If I could wake up in the morning and just
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: shit and piss all over myself- and not have to
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: get up for a couple more hours i would love.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: That you just wear a diaper you can get an adult.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Diaper now i need a metal pan you want the
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: sound yeah what can you put up a chamber pot
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: i wonder if that's the same is that the same.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Thing i would have bet is that like a nicer look.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: At the holy shit things looks like a.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Torture oh is there a shit in that one Is
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: that just part of it? Is that the family crest
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: in their chamber?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: This is what Churchill's look more like.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, these are, why do they all have that
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: at the bottom? Cause you want it to be nice.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: What do you want to pour chamber pot? You want
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: your like house guests coming over and shitting in something nasty.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: I don't want my chamber pot to have decor in it.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: The family crest.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want a picture of my grandmother in my
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: chamber pot. A frog, a metal frog in this chamber pot.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: Built in.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Hmm. Are those water stains?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Maybe that was like a thing where you aim for
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: the frog.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go shit on the frog.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Diminishes the splashback.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: A whimsical decorative surprise designed to appear at the bottom
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: of the pot when the pot was emptied.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: A surprise?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, okay.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a frog.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: So it was decor. It was whimsical decor.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Whimsical. Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Let's get this one. It's full of whimsy.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: You aimed at it. Folk humor. You were supposed to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: aim at the frog.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, how fun.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Man, it must have been way easier to keep people
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: entertained back then.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Holy shit, the frog.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: I just saw the frog again when I was emptying
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: the shit out of the bedpan.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I threw my shit this morning.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: That thing always gets a good laugh out of me.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: There's some presents, but they're just some more presents.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Well, these aren't from me. These are from fans. So
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: this is a guy, really nice guy named Frank, who
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: he runs a store on eBay. And he found this
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: and he really thought it would be good for Harry.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: And I kind of agree. So hand that over to Harry.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I'll see.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: Let me take a look at it.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going to like this.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: Just clear it. Make sure there's no bombs or anything
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Should I taste it? Like the guy that tastes all
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: of the president's soup to make sure he's not poisoned?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Is that still a job?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: That actually is very nice. It might be a little
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: bit too bright for you, though, brother.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Ooh. This is cool.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can handle that shade of blue.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Ooh, frequent flyer.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: That actually might go good with your suit. Pull that out.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Very protected. Here, just pull it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: Well, it's all wrapped around this thing.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Okay. That's cool.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: This is very nice.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Frequence.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: That's got you written all over it.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: I'll definitely wear this.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: That is absolutely... Would you just try it on really quick?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe come the summertime.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I'm going to clean it first.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: No, you're not.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: You got to wash that first.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Some critters crawling around inside.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that might be certified pre-owned.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Some whimsical critters. He also sent us a series of
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: photographs of different fighter planes, which is pretty cool.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: Photographs of us in our houses.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Those are for you, Ron. That's your present.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Here's Ron walking his kids.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: My wife with who?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: Here's Francis Upstate.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: That's Frank's Variety Vault on eBay. Shout out, Frank. Shout out, Frank.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: This feels like he's... He took these and he just
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: didn't want them around.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: His house anymore.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: I wonder.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, here, clog up your studio with these. I
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: don't want to clog up my house with this.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know what this is.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, and there's a log.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Here, here, Sass. Was that a... Oh, Murder in Paris 68.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Wow. I don't even know who this is from. This
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: is a book Murder in Paris, 68. A True Story
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: of Death and Glamour, Edward Chisholm.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: That's probably sent from Edward Chisholm.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that might be Chisholm's.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Chisholm might have sent that. Is Chisholm a wide receiver
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: for the Patriots, or is he the owner of the Celtics?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: You're thinking Jazz Chisholm.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: The owner of the Celtics plays for the Patriots, which
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: is really weird.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's the slot receiver. He's the guy who got
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: elevated from the practice squad.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: No, he's actually never been on the practice squad. He's
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: an elevator guy.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: He's an elevator guy.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: I got in trouble for that, too.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: Never been on the practice squad.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: How nice are these heritage bags, even?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know who that book is from, but thank you.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: It's from Chisholm.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: I really appreciate this.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: It's from the wide out.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, here's a letter. Here we go. Perfect. I should
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: have looked a little bit harder.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: These photos are cool. If anyone's into fighter jets, check
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: them out.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we going to do with those photos?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: Hang every one of them up.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I'll probably put them in an album and take them
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: home with me.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: My dearest Francis.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Dear Francis, if you loved London Falling, you should love
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: this one as well or two. London Falling is not
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: that movie, right? From Alexander. London Falling, you're thinking of
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: London Has Fallen.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not talking about that because that's one of
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: the worst things ever made.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that wasn't great. But the first one was good.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: No, you got to rewatch it.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Olympus is falling. I know it won't stand up. When
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: I saw it, I liked it. I completely agree.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: When I saw it, I liked it. And then if
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: you rewatch it, you'll be like, this is the worst
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: thing ever made.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Far worse was the one that Jamie Foxx did that
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: came out like three weeks later.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: White House Down?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: White House Down is the one with Gerard Butler. That's,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: oh no, you're right.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: White House Down and Olympus Has Fallen are, they're both
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: unbelievably bad.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: No, White House Down is way worse.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Olympus Has Fallen, if you watch it again, the CGI
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: in it is insane.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: It's not great. Yeah, it's just they didn't have the
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: budget or the technology.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: It was like they had no budget. But like, because
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: like they CGI.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: They did well enough to make three more.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: That's true. But they CGI in things that just exist
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: in real life.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Olympus is back.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: Like the Washington Monument, there's a scene where they're doing
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: like a helicopter over it.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Well, they knock it over, which again, you probably can't
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, obviously.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I'm saying they show- So they didn't actually knock over
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: the Washington Monument.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: No, no, they had to use- So it's fake.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: But there's a part where they show it and it's
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: fake and you're like, why wouldn't they have just gotten
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: footage of it? Why wouldn't they just send a camera
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: guy out there to just take a video of the monument?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I liked it. And you know what?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: I'll say that I still like it. That's a bad take.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Jerry Butler is a badass mofo.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: He is.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: He is. Great guy. And that one made the other
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: one look ridiculously bad. Yeah.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: I wonder why they both came out so close to
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: each other.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: It's like when.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Hollywood's always doing that bullshit.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: No Strings Attached, Friends with Benefits came out very close.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: I never saw No Strings Attached. Oh, yeah. That other
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: magic one with Edward Norton. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Prestige, The Illusionist, Interstellar, and fucking other fucking.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: Wait, what's The Illusionist? Is that the one where he's like,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: it's like way older?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Or no?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: No, that's Edward Norton.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Eddie Norton and Scar Jo. That's The Illusionist.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: And they're like a duo. And Bale is in.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: That one, right? No, he's not in that one. That's Prestige.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: Isn't Bale in another magic movie on top of The Prestige?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Magic Mike. Yes. Now You See Me.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Now You See Me 8.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: Now You See Me is great.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Can you believe they keep on making Now You See
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Me's though?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: People are watching them. Yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: They are doing it. At some point, you won't be
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: able to see me.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: And then it'll be over.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Now You Don't See Me. final I had such
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: a taste for watching some kind of London movie on
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: the way back on the flight back and all I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: could find was some Harry Potter flicks I watched them
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: though that scratches the itch it scratched the itch for
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: me for sure yeah which ones you watch five and six.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Heavy hitters I look for the ones that were most
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: filmed in London.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: That's Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: For me it's usually two and three personally I.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: Mean four is the best Goblet of Fire that's the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: best that's the best book and the best.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Movie I think two was always my favorite.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Was that? Chamber of Secrets.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: You like Prisoner of Azkaban. Yes. That's three.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Prisoner of Azkaban is a banger.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good one. That was one of the
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: best books, too. I think three and four were the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: two best books.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: Are you going to rewatch these?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Are you going to watch the HBO show about them?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: I actually think it's going to end up being pretty good,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: to be honest.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: It's definitely going to be good.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, I probably will watch it.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: And they're doing a crossover with Harry Potter and girls.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. That's going to be sick.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: It's going to be the Harry Potter cast and the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: cast of girls.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: Harry Vagina.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: That'll be fun.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Did you see that they're coming back, that girls and
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: entourage are coming back?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Are they?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: Recession indicator.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is. Big time.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The office is going to come back next.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: It did. What are you talking about? Isn't it called
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: the paper company or something? Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: But is it the same thing?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Oscar's still in it.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: That's got to be so brutal to be the only one.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: The only one who said yes.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: To the remake.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: We're all going, right?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: This is going to be great.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: Get the gang back together.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: You just show up on set. A lot of new guys.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched the first episode of it, and it was.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: I saw a trailer for it. It looked awful.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: It was pretty grim. They were calling girls whores.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: It was just like, it's just not comedy.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: No, that's not okay.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: That's just not okay.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: This is cool. We did well today, boys. Big haul.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Roan.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing like coming back with a... What are you
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: going to do with that? Are you going to take
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: it to the upfronts?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: This? Yeah. I am going... I have brought a backpack in.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: I came in from upstate today.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: So is there going to... How are you getting to
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: the upfronts?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: Driving? No, I'll probably... subway or city bike.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: So you might have that at the upfronts with you
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: i will are you worried about the insecurity of the
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: upfronts like what if the guys from dude wipes want
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: to dude swipe your fucking.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: If they try to take it let's just put it
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: this way we are never doing reads again for them.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: That's you Because I'm actually a big Dew Wipes fan.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: I brought my Dew Wipes to London.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: I fill my bedpan with them. It's like a goddamn
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: used tissue box.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: Does it say don't, don't, can't flush them? Do not
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: throw your dude wipes in the street, please. They do
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: not break down.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: That's why the guys walk on the outside.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: They say don't flush any of those things down the toilet,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: and I'm flushing them all down the toilet.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: It looks like a ticker tape parade with dudes throwing
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: their dude wipes.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: Where else am I going to put it? If I
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: wipe my ass with something, it's going in the toilet.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: I'm not putting it in the trash can.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Bro, you go to a hotel in Mexico, they're like,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: put the single ply in the trash can.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just going to have shit all over your bathroom? Yes.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: I'll flush it down the sink if I have to.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: It's going somewhere.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take it to the ocean.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Throw a spool in the ocean.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: What's that in the trash?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: Those are my wipes that I wiped my ass with.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: And there's shit on them. I keep them in the
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: trash can next to the Diet Coke cans.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: London's plumbing is probably like predates democracy. I do not
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: give a fuck. I'm throwing the dude wipes down the aqueduct.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: I texted you, Roan, and I don't remember if this
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: was to our group or not, but maybe it was
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: just to you where I was like, I think I
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: don't like travel.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said you're going to stop.
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  Speaker 4: Someone pointed this out to me and they were like,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: I don't think you like to travel. And I was like,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: I never even thought of that. Everybody likes to travel,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: or at least they say they do.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: I literally have never hated anything more than traveling.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: I don't even think that's true. I actually think you
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: do like to go on trips. You like to go
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: to Montana and you like to go with your friends
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't like traveling. I would much rather
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: my friends just come to here.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: I wonder if the reason that I now... I think
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: it's a combination of things, but I've finally come to
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: realize that like the sort of ideal that I envision
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: every time I think of a trip, like, my God,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: going to New Zealand, that's going to blow my mind.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: It's going to be perfect. It's going to be this.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: And it always kind of lets you down. A trip
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: is just never going to meet the expectations. Now I'm
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: finally aware of that before I go on the trip. Yeah.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: I think you should just try traveling in America.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: I think I need to stop going anywhere.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think if you went somewhere in America,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: I think you're going on these trips that are 40-hour flights.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Dude, in the last nine months, I went to New Zealand, France,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: and Japan on three separate trips.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are all far as fuck.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: Like I work in fucking Doctors Without Borders. Yeah.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: You should just go to like fucking Idaho or some shit.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's it. I think I'll just get
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: rid of my passport. Yeah. And stay in America.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of great stuff to see in America.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: I know. But I've seen a lot of it. You
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: could go to Alaska. My family, we used to drive
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: everywhere when I was a kid. Well, have you been
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: to 25 hour road trips? Have you been to like
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: the national parks? Have you been to? Yes, we did.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: We did a big trip out to the West and
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: we drove around.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Well, you should go again when you're an adult.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: It's better.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, you just said you don't like to travel
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: and now you're trying to sell him on traveling to
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: beautiful places.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm just saying when you're, I think Japan, if
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: Japan was a two hour flight away, I think you
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: probably would have had a lot more fun in Japan.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: I had a good time in Japan. I forgot to mention,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: by the way, speaking of bedpans, Rowan, did you notice
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: like the public toilets? Like you're in the middle of
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: the city in the street and you follow a sign
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: for like a public restroom. You walk in every toilet
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: in the public restroom. is one of the heated seat
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: bidet toilets. Automated.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: It's like a genius.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Like you could like put a W2 into the back
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: as you're shitting and it would come out with your
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: taxes done.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: They don't have any like hole in the ground, port-a-potty
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: nightmare thing. Yeah. It's like, oh, you have to go
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: to the bathroom and you didn't account for it and
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: you're in a rush. Right this way to the most
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: comfortable toilet situation you've ever seen. Yeah.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: The trains have really nice toilets. The toilets on Amtrak
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: are the same toilets you see in a fucking prison movie.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not good.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Every toilet that I saw in the country, I did
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: not experience one toilet that was not the one with
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: the built-in bidet and like automated.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: And you don't need dude wipes because they're washing your
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: ass for you. And it's not the bidet. Someone will
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: come in and scrub you.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the bidet is, I mean, the bidet is pretty
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: much a thing everywhere but here. Everyone's got the bidet.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: England didn't have the bidet.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: But everywhere else you got to sort of lift yourself
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: up and then scooch over to the other device. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: And sort of like squat almost.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember being in France. I remember I was
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: shitting and then I was throwing up into the bidet
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: at the same time.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: Nice. That's horrible.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: It was devastating. But I remember thinking if I was
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: in America, this would be going all on the floor.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you were sitting side saddle like one of
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: the Uber Eats drivers?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: You didn't want to just try to like aim in
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: between your dick and the seat?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: No, that would have been a disaster.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like pursing your mouth.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: Make it a very small aperture of your mouth.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Throwing up into a straw so you can fucking aim it.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Power wash, stream, throw up.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: No, I should have tried that.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: You can do that.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: That would have been great.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: All the time I brush my teeth while I'm on
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: the toilet. Oh, really? And then I spit the toothpaste everywhere.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: All the way up and into the sink?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: No, just between my penis and the seat.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: But what if you hit your dick?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: Well, then, you know.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Burn.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: Crest hurts. Yeah, whitening.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: In Japan, they have straws at the fucking toilet so
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: you can throw up between your legs through the straw.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: In Japan, they're just ahead of the game.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: They get it over there.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: You guys should move to Japan if you like it
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: so much.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro. I'm thinking about it. All right. Okay.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to be in Columbus tonight if you're
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: listening to this. There's one show at 7 p.m. at
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: the Funny Bone. Tickets on my website or punchup.live. Thank you.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: No answer from Teddy Swims.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Teddy Swims, no answer.