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Payton's Predictions: How you handle running into your ex! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Payne, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know how your zodiac sign handles running
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  Speaker 2: into your ex. So, yeah. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you are a Virgo and you share a birthday with
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  Speaker 2: Adam Sandler and Michael Bublé.
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  Speaker 1: So if you run into your ex, this is how
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  Speaker 1: your signs go.
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  Speaker 2: This is how you act. So well, John Jay, you're
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  Speaker 2: a Virgo. So I'm just going to start with you.
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  Speaker 2: So if you run into your ex, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: hit them with like a quick little corporate style inspection.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're going to stand from afar. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: see what they're wearing, what their shoes are. You're going
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  Speaker 2: to check their vibe. And then you're going to know
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  Speaker 2: every single flaw that they had. And you're going to
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  Speaker 2: leave feeling deeply validated by your choice of not being
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  Speaker 2: with them.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing is I do that with every person
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  Speaker 1: I meet.
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  Speaker 2: Accurate.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. Holly, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: Aquarius.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Holly.
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  Speaker 2: So if you run into your ex just randomly, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to give them a weird detached wave and hit
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  Speaker 2: them with a super random fact. And then you're going
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  Speaker 2: to walk away leaving them super confused on whether or
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  Speaker 2: not you even cared about them in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting. I just found out about two weeks ago my
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  Speaker 3: ex is dead.
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  Speaker 1: Is that good news or bad news?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, high school boyfriend. So, you know, but I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it was kind of sad. But I went, wow, that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: So if you run into him, you're going to be like,
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  Speaker 1: you must be a ghost.
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  Speaker 2: That would be weird if she ran into him. That's
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  Speaker 2: for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like if he showed up. How'd you find out two
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago? What happened? Facebook post or did he visit you?
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  Speaker 3: No, his aunt called me, and I haven't, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I really haven't talked to these people since Corona. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: since 25 years. Weird.
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  Speaker 1: Coronavirus was 25 years ago? Wow. When you're in a pandemic.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Are we in the future, John? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess so.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: We must have re-signed that contract. All right, Holly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my, my, my.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in, Holly. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Have a great day, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You too.
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  Speaker 3: Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hi. I'm a tourist. Okay, so for my tourist today,
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  Speaker 2: this is how you're going to act when you run
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  Speaker 2: into your ex. So you're actually going to pull off
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  Speaker 2: like a master class in total coldness. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: hit them with a little head nod and keep walking
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  Speaker 2: like you didn't spend six months of your life with
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  Speaker 2: them and head straight to go get some food because
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  Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, not my problem anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Yes, that sounds totally awesome because, yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: got an ex like that.
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  Speaker 2: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds so awesome. Thank you so much. I enjoy
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  Speaker 3: your guys' morning station, too. You guys are awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah. Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have a wonderful day.
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  Speaker 1: You, too. Let's do Libras.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: So if you were to run into your ex, you
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  Speaker 2: would get caught in like a wave of sudden panic.
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  Speaker 2: You would like smile aggressively, agree to catch up for
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  Speaker 2: coffee sometime with like zero intention of ever doing it.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're going to spend the rest of the
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  Speaker 2: day stressed out about how you handled the whole situation.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to be nice, but I'm like, why
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  Speaker 1: would I say I would go to coffee? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to coffee. I'm not going to coffee. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like you. Why would I even do that?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Rich, if you run into your ex, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: lock eyes. You're going to immediately get sucked back into
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  Speaker 2: all those flashbacks of.
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  Speaker 1: The good memories.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're just going to spend the next three
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  Speaker 2: hours drafting an unsent paragraph text in your notes.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask for all my CDs and stuff back.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Can I have my jacket that you never gave back?
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Peyton, how about for you, for Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Leos, if we run into our ex, we are
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  Speaker 2: going to do like a quick mental inventory of what
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  Speaker 2: we are wearing. We're going to adjust our posture so
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  Speaker 2: we can look like we are the baddest B in
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  Speaker 2: the room. And we're going to make sure that they
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  Speaker 2: notice how ridiculously good we look without them.
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  Speaker 1: All right, very good. If we didn't get to your sign,
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