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Episode 211: Bawitda Bad Bunny · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod
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  episode 211. Wasn't that like AR and B group
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  211 Peaches and cream? Yeah, no, you're thinking 1.
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  12112 fuck that's my but there's. 11 yeah, but 1-12 with
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  the ICU they're giving me, I could tell by your ass such if
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  you leave me. Yeah, that's a banger to close
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  to me. My drop tops in the parking lot
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  and I want to take you back to that's about 8:00.
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  That's so underrated. Like so man, no, never got
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  enough credit. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  After making up its stress is stretching out the truth.
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  While I'm endure you with to stay the night, stay the night,
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  I can get the bit. That's just when I know we can
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  make the Kong control my back, but I don't mind.
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  I told my I don't like that I've been in love with a
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  heartbreaker. I know that everything dies
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  later. That's where they tell me I'm
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  falling thief. I've never let it straight on my
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  feet from these feelings. But don't chase her.
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  I could walk on in the wrong phaser.
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  She doesn't know that I'm on my knees, that I'd let her walk all
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  over me for. Better than what's it called
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  Jagged Edge you just had Where's the party, which is a banger.
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  I I'd say it's like 112's like Pretty Ricky, you know, they're
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  like 1/2. Oh, you're doing that, dude.
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  What neighborhoods you've been hanging in and.
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  All right, baby. Yeah, let's go.
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  Yeah, Nokia, my cook. How how high do your socks go?
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  That's a careful dude. I'm certified out here.
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  Oh, you are. I didn't.
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  Know my dog's name is Wetta Cruz, you know what I'm saying?
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  Yeah. Like, oh, that's your Perito
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  dog. That's pretty cool.
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  No, you. Can't.
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  Do it. You gotta practice.
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  I'm like, I don't actually try. Yeah, I'm not hanging out in the
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  kitchen like you. But no, I did meet AI.
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  Met a guy one time in the parking lot on the Ave. in
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  Ventura where all the homies hang out and he had a pit bull
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  in his backpack and he's wearing his backpack in the front.
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  And it was like just a, it was a puppy pit bull.
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  And I had wet a Cruz And he sees me from he's like, hey fool.
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  He's like, he's like, is she cool?
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  And he like comes over and I start like, like the two dogs
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  meet and this guy's like OG tatted up.
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  And then all of a sudden he's like, what's her name?
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  And I was like wet A. He goes, shut up.
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  My name's Wet O And then two of his like, his like, gangster ass
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  friends, like turn the corner. And then he's like, hey, guys.
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  He's like, dude, listen to this. His dog's name is Weda.
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  And they, they like, they look at me.
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  I'm like, yeah, they I was like, I didn't name her.
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  I didn't name her. I just got it from the shelter.
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  And they're just like, OK. Like they're like hella confused
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  why this white guy named his dog Weda, but here we are.
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  Oh yeah, nice. Shout out WEDA from the AB.
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  I mean, that's cool. Yeah.
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  That's a cool interaction. Life's full of them, you just
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  got to be ready for them and you'll bump into.
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  Randomness people. I mean, I've just got stories
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  for days on the AF. Yeah, I know you're yeah, yeah.
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  I feel like we both are like, I don't know, I've always been
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  like just a Vagabond and adventure where like I'm like, I
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  think I told the story one time in Austin.
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  I'm walking from work to the weed man's house.
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  There's. What's a weed man?
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  Like pick scooping up, you know, I'm going to go see my
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  dispensary. This is before this is way
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  before I was doing a thing. But but right up right up
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  Guadalupe by the Whataburger. That's just like ratchet as fuck
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  right there in West Campus. And I had to go down by like 26
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  like block 26 or something like. That are you?
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  Are you doxing this guy? The weed man.
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  No, no, no, no. But on my way there, there was
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  like 4 dudes outside a car that was running and they'd lock the
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  keys in the car. And I was like walking, just
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  walking down the street. And I was like, hey, like if I
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  was like, who do you guys have? Like can you get into your
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  apartment? And he's like, I was like, go
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  get me like, I don't know, like a screwdriver and get me a coat
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  hanger. And they're like, all right,
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  bro, like super crazy. They come out.
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  No, like I mean so I had a roommate back in the day in
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  Denton, he would lock his keys in his car like all the time
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  like constantly Tory was he could like pop his window out.
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  It was this crazy system where he could break into his car
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  pretty easy. And I was like oh like that
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  makes sense. So whenever they lock their keys
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  in the car, I end up basically helping them unlock the car door
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  to get in. But I'm just like it was just
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  some random adventure where I was walking down the street
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  randomly at night on my way to go do something in West campus.
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  Came across these like 4 dudes who'd lock their keys in the car
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  with the car running and they waved down like a taxi driver
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  and they normally have Slim Jims.
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  And he was like, yeah, he's like, I'll Slim Jim that for
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  $200.00. So I was like, don't pay this
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  guy. I can, I can break into your
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  car. But I ended up being able to do
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  it and then just was like, all right, Deuces, I just
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  disappeared into like the darkness.
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  You know, those are those are stories.
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  You've got you. Yours are a little bit.
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  Crazier, as your attorney and as a black man that you in Texas,
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  I'd advise you to not break in anybody else's car from now on.
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  They were there, they were present.
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  They asked hey, hey. And these were different times.
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  Breaking this car for me. Bro, Obama was Obama was in
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  office. Obama was pulling the show.
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  So. He's not in the Epstein files.
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  Yeah, it's good, good. Like, was there any doubt that
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  he was, you know, come on, he's actually in the Epstein files,
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  but it's just people talking shit about him.
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  Yeah, there was, I guess there was a part where I saw where
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  they were talking about Joey bag of doughnuts, and he got like
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  invited and was like, now fuck that.
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  And then there's just an e-mail talking about how like, oh, like
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  he's not interested in like meeting you.
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  It's like, yeah, no shit. Tina Brown, who's like, she was
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  like the editor of like all these like newspapers, like The
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  New Yorker, like she's like big time in media.
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  She got invited. And then she she, her response
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  was what is this the pedophile ball?
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  No, I'm not going. Do they have proof of that
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  e-mail? Yeah, like, that's how we know
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  about it. She was like, are you kidding
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  me? Like, why the fuck would I go
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  there? Like, it's like, oh, that's the
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  normal response. Not Howard Nutlick over here who
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  says he like, went there once in O5 and then he and then now he's
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  on camera. Now he's on TV.
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  Like today. This is our commerce secretary
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  and chief diplomat saying like, uh oh, he did go to the island,
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  You know, seven years later after he said he'd never talked
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  to him again, but he brought his wife and his four kids.
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  And I'm like bro, this does not make it better.
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  Yeah, he made it. A family brought your.
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  Family. Yeah.
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  After you said you'd never talked to him again and you
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  think this is better? Yeah, no, I brought my kids.
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  It was like, no. Four of them.
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  Yeah, there's a. Sort of, he said.
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  We stopped in for lunch. You guys are.
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  Such homies that you're bringing the whole family over for lunch.
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  Yeah, it's wild. And that's your excuse for why?
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  Like, it's not that big of a deal.
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  Come on, come on, dude. Howard.
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  Not like. There's not like an article
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  about it, but what'd you think of the halftime show?
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  I thought. It was good.
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  I thought it was great. It came out with my own my own
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  little reggaeton bop Puerto Rican called Sexy Puedo.
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  Oh, you did. Yeah, did I not send it to you?
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  No, but you're always. I could see you doing that, I
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  don't think. OK, well what I did was you know
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  and and shout out to our boy Ray Ji translated sexy Can I into
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  Spanish and then made it into like a reggaeton Puerto Rican
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  smash it. That's all you did.
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  That's not all I did, bro. That's it.
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  Fine, that's it. I'll have to.
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  I'll play sexy at the end of at the end of the podcast.
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  So all you did was turn it into Spanish?
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  And then it's like a completely different song, though it
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  doesn't sound like sexy. Can I?
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  Sounds like a Bad Bunny song. OK.
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  I mean, that's smart. Yeah, it was pretty dope.
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  I mean, I wasn't say it was like my favorite of all time, but it
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  was really good. It was very colorful, which I
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  like. Colorful, you could say that no
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  in that way. But the house, the Super Bowl,
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  it wasn't like a party party. It was like a few couples that
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  came over and then me riding solo, but it was a very pro Bad
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  Bunny house so. That's good.
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  I mean, yeah, it was definitely cool.
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  My, I was digging it. You know the opposite one, The
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  turning point USA 1 was cringe as shit.
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  There's this clip they keep playing of this guy talking
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  about and he's like, what does he say?
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  He's like, I just want to kiss my fish and like.
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  Oh, yeah, no, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that, like, yeah.
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  And then I saw Jon Stewart's like, he's like, these are like
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  very like, achievable goals. He's like, like, look, you're
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  wearing boots right now. He's like, I just want to feed
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  my dog, but then he goes. Drink while I watch the Evening
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  News. But then then it cuts to a clip
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  where he's like, and I just want to tell my little girl that
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  little boys ain't, or I just want to tell my kids little
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  girls ain't little boys or something like that.
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  Yeah, no, no, that's the next part was like, I want to watch
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  the Evening News. He's like he's like, but then
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  they tell me I got to that they want me to tell my little girl
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  that little boys are girls too or something.
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  You're like bro what the the most pain during?
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  But also like, I thought like that all these people were like,
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  like, didn't want to see Bad Bunny, but then they all had
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  opinions on Bad Bunny's halftime show.
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  So I was like, I thought you guys were watching The Turning
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  .1. People watched The Turning .1
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  but. But like, but they're like, but
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  they're live tweeting the Bad Bunny one.
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  Yeah. And then apparently there was a
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  lot of what's it called? They bought it a bunch of their
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  views. So there's like a bunch of views
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  that they had where they like. And then I saw this, I saw this
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  clip of like Kid Rock talking about the Olsen twins.
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  He's like, everybody's waited for them to turn 18.
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  He's like, but what I say, and this is like when they're like
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  14 or 15, he's like, what would I say if there's grass on the
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  field? Play ball.
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  Fucking Kid Rock, dude. Yeah, well, he lip synced and
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  then a. Bunch of other Christians.
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  Dude dude dude dude dude. You're a Lib tard if you think
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  he lip synced. That's what he says.
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  Oh yeah, he said. It was a bad sinking issue
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  thinking jumping around like a crazy man on stage rapping my
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  rap songs. It's like dude, like it's just
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  super dumb and it's just being divisive on things that you
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  don't need to have like that. Like the last big events that
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  they had was what? Like Charlie Kirk's funeral
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  which would look like AWWF like sent like crazy send off with
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  pyrotechnics? I mean to me it just looked like
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  a non denominational church like some.
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  Halftime shows, they did that big stadium prayer thing for
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  Charlie Kirk, which was really crazy, crazy where they had
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  everybody in the Cardinal Stadium and it was like this big
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  whole televised event. I thought that was the funeral.
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  Was that the funeral? Yeah.
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  It was like the memorial. That was like the memorial.
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  Yeah. I think that was.
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  I think those were two separate things.
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  No, but no, no. What was I going to say?
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  I don't know. Because it was like, yeah, maybe
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  I just always, they always see two different sets in one of
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  them. It's like she's walking out on
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  that stage and it just looks wild.
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  But either way, they're getting involved in these big showy
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  productions now to like counter what everybody else is doing or
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  what like the mainstream is going with, which is goofy as
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  fuck. Like it's.
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  Oh yeah, I. Remember, more divisive.
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  It's like turning the halftime show into a divisive wedge issue
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  is so goofy. Yeah, back in the day.
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  Remember Woodstock 99, like back when that was happening, I got,
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  you know, like I had AI had a New York Yankees red fitted like
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  my boy Fred Durst. And I, I, I ball with the ball.
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  You know, I used to tell people who's going to, I'm going to
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  fight him. It's going to be two hits, me
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  hitting you and ball with the ball, playing in the background.
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  And yeah, but my dad was trying to talk shit to me and he got
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  like a boomer. He got Kid Rock and Eminem
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  confused. And he tried to tell me that
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  Eminem wasn't actually from Detroit and grew up like in the
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  burbs. And I'm like, I don't think
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  that's true, dude. And he was talking about Kid
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  Rock. Yeah, what?
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  That cowboy song? Cowboy.
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  Yeah, when you said like that, Kid Rock said he was like out
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  rapping his raps or whatever. Like I'm like, that sounds like
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  my dad thinking Kid Rock is like a rapper.
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  He's like a rapper, kid. Or Eminem.
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  He's not even from Detroit. Careful, Dad.
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  I think so I. Think he is, Yeah.
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  It's just weird to make it like a complete and total wedge issue
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  for no reason. And it's stupid.
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  And what they did was like really cringy and looked really
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  kind of boring. And if like you, if you're upset
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  that that's not in English, I mean, whatever, but that's just
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  like. Okay, that's one thing, even
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  though that's stupid. But saying it's like not
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  American is like the dumbest thing.
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  It's like. Yeah, that's where.
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  It's like, bro, yeah, it's like this, this.
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  We're having games in Brazil, we got Coldplay, we got The Rolling
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  Stones, we got fucking Céline Dion.
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  Like the list goes on and on and on of people who aren't
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  Americans who've done the Super Bowl.
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  Don't be ever said this is supposed to be America.
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  If the guy who if your guy who sings the song about kissing
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  fish and wearing boots is your favorite artist, you're going to
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  watch that halftime. You're going to be like, oh,
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  this is it. This is his moment.
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  He's not as big as he should be. I love his music.
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  I'm not going to be mad at that person.
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  But if you're watching it in protest because somebody's
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  singing in Spanish, that's stupid.
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  You know? Like if you genuinely like some
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  of the terrible acts that performed, or even Kid Rock if
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  you genuinely like Kid Rock, There's a period of time I had
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  the Devil Without a Cause CDI, had the Ball with the Ball CD.
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  I had that CDI, think a lot of people did that album sold I at
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  least. I at least stole it on Napster
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  and Limewire. Yes, that song is great.
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  And now I use it to troll like my friends who drive motorcycles
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  if they're around. It's like BA with the BA or like
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  American bad ass. Like because he got more cringy
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  as it went. But he did like whenever he
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  performed on MTV Music Awards, that was a big deal.
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  And there's like a Midget and there's PA black woman playing
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  drums. It was super cool.
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  And you were like, damn, this is awesome.
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  Look at how diverse this group is.
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  Hard R Midget. And now he he's Jesus.
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  And now it's. I don't even know what that
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  means. Like I just don't even know what
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  that means. I just, I thought Midget was
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  like one of those words that were I.
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  Thought of midgets. I'm not supposed to say maybe, I
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  don't know, no. Like you could be mad at us, the
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  midgets. Stop, but they had a little that
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  a little person or whatever, but it was just like crazy.
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  It was like what? And that that followed up, that
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  followed, followed suit with, you know, like whatever Marilyn
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  Manson was on. It was like, Oh my gosh, some
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  people's parents like made them go to sleep.
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  Some people's parents let them watch it and it was like, Oh my
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  God, this is the craziest thing that's ever been on TV.
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  Marilyn Manson just performed the beautiful people at the
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  Music Awards. It was crazy, right?
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  That was like such a big deal. Or Oh my gosh, Madonna and
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  Britney Spears, Britney Spears, Britney Spears kissed.
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  Oh my God, that was crazy. Like there was all that wild
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  stuff where those were like big taboo.
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  Fucking glory days dude. Speaking of Speaking of Britney
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  Spears, shout out Britney Spears.
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  Britney Spears just sold her catalog 200 mil.
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  That's smart. That's what all the smart ones
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  are doing. They're selling their catalogs,
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  making new music, and because they're not going to see that
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  much money from the rest of their catalog while they're
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  still alive, so they might as well just sell it.
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  Yeah, and she probably needs the money, dude.
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  Like, whenever I was a Pullman to the stars, you got Vanessa
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  Bryant's house, Kobe's wife. But it was Britney Spears's
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  house right before that. And that was like the house she
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  like was doing all the knives with and shit.
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  That house is the most insane house I've ever seen in my life,
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  period. Hands down.
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  I signed an NDA. Whatever.
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  I mean just like really nice. Like just like, and I'm telling
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  you, I was like going to the nicest houses in America, you
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  know, let alone like LA like, like and out of all the houses,
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  yeah, that was, it was like, it was like what you would imagine
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  the White House would look like if it was like fucking like on
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  point, just like lavish. It's like some succession type
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  house or something. You know, you're just like what?
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  See, I love like the succession style houses that are like
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  really old and just huge, like big old houses that are just
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  like timelessly big. You know what I'm?
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  Saying right but so like so think that but like built
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  recently. But yeah, but.
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  It's like that, yeah. That'd be sick.
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  Yeah, that's what it says. It's like just like.
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  Like an office that's just all wood, like a wood grain of
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  bookshelves everywhere and shit like that.
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  And you're just like, oh, come talk to me in the den.
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  Let's discuss business. So I guess it was Kobe's.
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  I don't know if it was Kobe's house ever or just she bought it
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  like after he died. Like it because it was like,
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  right where the Academy, Mamba Academy is where he was like on
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  his way to. Yeah, yeah.
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  Interesting, How's life? Life is good.
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  You know, vibes are high. Vibes are high right now.
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  Yeah, I feel you, man. I mean, it's warming up out here
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  finally. It's raining right now out here.
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  Not an atmospheric river as far as the.
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  Atmospheric. That's my favorite.
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  You know what? You know what that you know what
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  they call that right? It's a Pineapple Express.
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  That's what that term means is atmospheric river.
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  Why? Because.
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  I was told they call it a Pineapple Express.
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  Yeah, Jesse, Jesse, you are correct.
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  Atmospheric rivers does gallons. Hundreds of thousands of gallons
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  pouring from the sky. Is it chemtrails?
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  You tell me. I think it's because it's like
• 19:13
  comes from the tropics, OK, some sort of like some sort of like
• 19:18
  Gulf Stream tropical. Vibes, let's go.
• 19:22
  I don't know, would you like to start with therapy questions?
• 19:28
  Yeah, let's go. OK, yeah, here we go.
• 19:32
  Therapy question #1 Joseph, $20 million.
• 19:38
  But your friend turns into a baby and you have to raise them
• 19:41
  until they're 18 years old. Would you do it?
• 19:45
  What friend are you choosing? I mean, I guess 20 mil.
• 19:54
  I mean, I have some left. I get to like raise the homie.
• 20:00
  What do you mean some left? Weird but cool.
• 20:01
  Like, well, because I mean, you'd be spending a lot of that
• 20:03
  money raising this kid, so there might be a little bit left
• 20:05
  afterwards. He'd have 20 mil but now you're
• 20:08
  raising a kid. Single parent raising a kid and
• 20:11
  you know what? You.
• 20:12
  How much do you think you can get out of?
• 20:13
  You can get out of. That dude, the bro deserves the
• 20:16
  best education. Dog.
• 20:17
  What you talking about? Look up, look up for my own.
• 20:20
  I don't know that's that's the tough part.
• 20:22
  So I don't know who I pick. So of course I'm taking the
• 20:26
  fucking money. I'm picking Chase Daniel and
• 20:34
  Aaron Luna. OK.
• 20:37
  And why? Because I just I, I already know
• 20:40
  the greatness that, that, oh. So you would just like
• 20:43
  cultivated earlier? Oh yeah, they're going way
• 20:45
  further in their careers. You're just getting, I'm getting
• 20:47
  to them earlier. I mean, that makes sense.
• 20:49
  That's smart. For for the for the audience,
• 20:52
  those are like the two best football players.
• 20:53
  One of them actually went and played in the NFL and made like
• 20:56
  $50 million. Yeah.
• 20:57
  I wanted Super Bowl. And then the other would play
• 21:00
  professional baseball. Yeah.
• 21:03
  Like pretty much drafted out of high school.
• 21:05
  Your boy used to back up the NFL player, you know what I'm
• 21:07
  saying? So that that's not a bad idea.
• 21:14
  You could pick like one of your like the athletic friends and
• 21:17
  turn them into some, you know what I'm saying?
• 21:19
  I could see that. And then like long term, you
• 21:22
  have the money to pay for training and.
• 21:25
  Then we big blind them. We big blind them or or, right?
• 21:28
  Is that what it called the big the big blind side blind side?
• 21:31
  We blind side them like the movie and in real life and where
• 21:35
  we just we get them to sign a conservatorship and then we and
• 21:39
  then we take their contracts and.
• 21:41
  Then and then just fuck them over and then we spend that
• 21:44
  that's so shitty and then we end up in court for forever.
• 21:47
  You got how much money that is, though.
• 21:50
  Chase made like $60 million in the league.
• 21:52
  If if, if I'm training him even earlier.
• 21:56
  Dudes like Maddie Stafford or like, you know, Drew Brees.
• 22:01
  Drew Brees Yeah. I mean, because the greatness is
• 22:03
  already there. So it's just like, how do we
• 22:05
  just like fine tune a little? Get them the NLI money going
• 22:09
  too. The nil, yeah, that's true
• 22:13
  because they played with Chase was playing with no nil.
• 22:15
  So he'd be getting paid. He'd be in that portal bro,
• 22:19
  portaling it up. Every day, All right, Therapy
• 22:26
  question #2 would you rather every time you shower there are
• 22:33
  two strangers in the shower with you?
• 22:35
  The people are different every day and you can't take a bath
• 22:38
  instead? Or every time you go to sleep,
• 22:41
  there are two strangers in the room watching you all night.
• 22:45
  I'd I'd rather just two people be in the showers with you then
• 22:51
  have two people watching me while I sleep.
• 22:53
  Jesus Christ. I mean, I guess that wouldn't be
• 22:55
  too bad because depending on their level of involvement, like
• 23:00
  if shit pops off, are they going to like wake up and like have my
• 23:03
  back? What if they're the ones who pop
• 23:05
  off the shit? No but I mean they're just
• 23:07
  that's all they're doing is the deal is they watch me sleep so
• 23:10
  they can't do anything because that's what the deal is right?
• 23:13
  Every time I shower, 2 strangers are in the shower with me.
• 23:17
  There are two. There are different people every
• 23:19
  day and you can't take a bath instead.
• 23:22
  OK, so I got to take a shower and there's two randos.
• 23:24
  I'll have a big shower. It'll just be like hey what up?
• 23:28
  Just listen. To music.
• 23:29
  You're never going to see them again.
• 23:31
  Yeah, exactly. So it's just like, whatever,
• 23:33
  It's weird for them too. Yeah, and you're awake.
• 23:36
  Yeah, the other one is like I'm trying to sleep and two people
• 23:39
  are watching me sleep. But if now they end up they're
• 23:45
  just like they're if they're not going to hurt me and they end up
• 23:47
  being like security, that's tight.
• 23:49
  Then I got like I got 2 dudes. They never sleep.
• 23:52
  They're always watching my back, like come get me right?
• 23:55
  Like you could turn that into something, but I'd much.
• 23:57
  Rather just be a special lady friend over and then like
• 24:00
  they're like they appear like right when you fall asleep or
• 24:03
  like 1. Of the but it's only when you're
• 24:04
  sleeping. It's only when you're sleeping.
• 24:06
  So you got. So you would have to go to sleep
• 24:08
  last. You would always have to stay up
• 24:11
  late so the lady friend falls asleep with them not in there
• 24:14
  and then you fall asleep and then they would walk in.
• 24:18
  Walking. Are they walking in?
• 24:21
  Like, how are they getting there, you know?
• 24:22
  Yeah, or maybe there's different ways.
• 24:24
  To like a genie, they're just like appearing.
• 24:26
  They have to be in the room. You have to be able to see him.
• 24:30
  Yeah, yeah, let's OK just be like you're being watched
• 24:32
  noticeably. Yeah, they have to noticeably.
• 24:34
  You have to know that. Someone to watch physically
• 24:36
  present. Yeah, yeah, just like the people
• 24:38
  in the shower are physically present, but that's weird for
• 24:41
  everybody, so I'd rather the shower than having people watch
• 24:45
  me sleep. That's just are they naked in
• 24:47
  the shower? I'm assuming so.
• 24:50
  If not, that's even weirder. If they just like appear just
• 24:53
  two random people and they're fully clothed, that's ruining
• 24:55
  their day. Like I'm I'm walking away clean
• 24:58
  and I'm starting my day. They were in the middle of it
• 25:00
  and now they're uniform soaked. And then whenever I get out of
• 25:03
  the shower, what they're going to go back to what they were
• 25:05
  doing before. Be like, where the fuck have you
• 25:07
  been? Why are you soaking wet and
• 25:09
  smell like Irish spring sport? Like that's not I was just
• 25:14
  picking 1 you know. Just shout out Irish.
• 25:16
  Start paying. Your boys.
• 25:20
  Jesus Christ Irish Spring, how much more Irish do I need to get
• 25:23
  before you start paying as fuck? There was a time when that was
• 25:25
  lit. I remember the Irish Spring
• 25:27
  sport commercials and there was one with some rugby guy.
• 25:30
  He's like running around and he was like, oh, just exaggerated
• 25:33
  in the accent. And it was like there's Irish
• 25:36
  Spring, which was the green one. And then sport was like the blue
• 25:40
  in the white swirled one. That was like, hey, you doing
• 25:44
  some sports shit? You need this.
• 25:45
  You don't need that other. You don't need the green shit.
• 25:47
  You need the blue and white was about that life for sure.
• 25:54
  She was starting to dream. The dog that is.
• 25:58
  For the audio shout out Irish Spring.
• 26:03
  On God. On God Pod Therapy question #3
• 26:10
  You and nine other people are trapped in a room and are about
• 26:14
  to fight in a full fight. A full size male tiger on the
• 26:18
  count of three. Everyone is going to say the
• 26:20
  name of a musical instrument. If you do not, if you do not
• 26:24
  match with anyone else, you get that instrument as a weapon to
• 26:28
  fight the tiger. What instrument do you choose?
• 26:40
  Like a good hitting something like you could say bassoon or an
• 26:45
  oboe. Oboe's got some length to it.
• 26:48
  It's a good range weapon. Bassoon's got some girth.
• 26:54
  I I would be tempted to pick like a like a like a guitar
• 26:58
  battle axe from like Guar or a death metal band.
• 27:02
  And then, then, then you're there with seven other fucking
• 27:04
  dudes with a guitar. Hit him with some battle axe A.
• 27:09
  Battle axe guitar somehow it would be a specific type of
• 27:13
  guitar or yeah, I do like an oboe or a bassoon like clarinet
• 27:21
  ain't going to do shit, ain't doing nothing with a trumpet
• 27:24
  trombone. I mean, I guess it could be two
• 27:26
  pieces, but it's like got a slider in it at least an oboe's
• 27:31
  got some length. You'd be fuck get the fuck back,
• 27:34
  you know what I'm saying Use it like 1/4 staff.
• 27:37
  I'm. Going didgeridoo.
• 27:41
  Didgeridoo yeah, be good would very similar.
• 27:45
  Between swing it like a monk staff, you you could hit it with
• 27:49
  some like some like primeval, like fucking like warrior, like
• 27:55
  like sounds that then the the Tiger's like questioning its
• 27:59
  timeline. It's like it's like what the
• 28:00
  fuck's happening? Let's go.
• 28:05
  Or like a like a glass like harmonica.
• 28:10
  And then then it's just then I'm just fight.
• 28:12
  I'm I'm fighting the tiger and I'm haunting it Maybe though
• 28:17
  like a cathedral organ now I got like 40 fucking feet of pipes
• 28:25
  and I'm just laying this fucking organ down on top of this tiger.
• 28:36
  True. I asked somebody this question,
• 28:38
  they said saxophone. See, I guess, but that's why I'd
• 28:43
  rather have like a bassoon or something that's going to be
• 28:45
  even bigger and have more girth to it because saxophone is like,
• 28:50
  you could grab it, but it would still be short, you know,
• 28:55
  There's no range to it. What about like wind chimes?
• 29:00
  Not like a wind chime. All the chimes.
• 29:05
  I mean, I guess at some point just have a big metal pole.
• 29:12
  You're creating like surround sound anxiety, you know what I'm
• 29:15
  saying? It's tired.
• 29:16
  You're just like you're you're not even thinking about defusing
• 29:18
  these as weapons. You're using them as acoustic
• 29:20
  weapons like you're having. You're going to blind the tiger
• 29:23
  with like the you're. Going to be a metallic tangle
• 29:26
  attacked by a tiger and or trapped in a room with the tiger
• 29:30
  and you're going to be like. Like fighting.
• 29:32
  Like in a yoga retreat. Yeah, you're going to bust out a
• 29:35
  flute and just like A cause an acoustic nightmare for this
• 29:40
  animal. What about an accordion?
• 29:43
  That would be terrifying. Expands contracts.
• 29:46
  You got body armor? You suffocated tiger mid wall
• 29:51
  Tommy. Yeah, and it slashes the buttons
• 29:57
  would protect you. Yeah, it's true because it's
• 30:00
  straps, it goes in the front. What about a celesta?
• 30:05
  What's a celesta? What are you?
• 30:06
  What are you just looking up at this point?
• 30:08
  I. Did research on this.
• 30:12
  No one knows what it is. It's heavy, you know what I'm
• 30:16
  saying? Think about it.
• 30:19
  You have to think about what people aren't going to pick too,
• 30:21
  you know? Yeah, that's true.
• 30:26
  All right. So I said an oboe.
• 30:27
  No one's picking an oboe, no one's picking a bassoon,
• 30:32
  nobody's picking any of that stuff.
• 30:33
  Didgeridoo, I'm in. Didgeridoo is good.
• 30:36
  That's a good one. Bagpipe just like blast it with
• 30:41
  SAD. Bagpipe.
• 30:41
  Bagpipe was on that. List that would scare.
• 30:44
  That would scare the shit out of them.
• 30:46
  That would be terrifying if. I'm going out.
• 30:47
  I want to go out to some motherfucking theme music.
• 30:51
  It'd be like old. Irish Irish Spring, start
• 30:55
  banging your boys. I know that's the that's the
• 30:57
  Scottish thing, but I think bagpipes are also in Ireland.
• 31:00
  I I looked this up last day. Yeah.
• 31:02
  Well, they're, they're, they're global at this point.
• 31:04
  They're global at this point, going global.
• 31:08
  We're not cultural appropriating like Lady Gaga.
• 31:11
  Yeah. Or me when Sexy Boydo came out.
• 31:14
  Yeah, or you're using AI to create Bad Bunny bangers.
• 31:20
  I mean, I'm just using it to translate.
• 31:23
  Oh, OK. Yeah.
• 31:26
  I'm spreading. Spreading the music, that is.
• 31:30
  Right, Your boy doesn't know Spanish.
• 31:33
  It's true. Final therapy question.
• 31:38
  If we together had to invade, conquer and rule another
• 31:45
  country, what country would it be and why?
• 31:54
  That's tough see I I like Australia and I love Australia
• 32:00
  shout out Australia. Y'all are awesome one of the top
• 32:03
  strategically like I like that everybody's pretty friendly
• 32:07
  there's a lot of wild animals there that'd be a good spot.
• 32:10
  I feel like that'd be a good like I just think Mad Max like a
• 32:13
  good like villain hangout cause at that point if we're.
• 32:16
  If we're invading Australia, we're invading it not like the
• 32:20
  areas where people are, but it's like where all the wildlife is.
• 32:23
  So we're we're, we're invading the fucking spiders.
• 32:26
  They can't got roofs snakes. Well, we're befriending them
• 32:29
  then. They're on our side and they
• 32:32
  help us take over the spiders. Well, yeah, well, but yeah.
• 32:35
  But if we can befriend them my neck, I'd much rather befriend
• 32:42
  them all and unite with the wild creatures.
• 32:45
  New Zealand. Shout out.
• 32:46
  New Zealand. Y'all are just really nice.
• 32:48
  It's pretty there and it'd be small.
• 32:52
  I feel like it'd be like, we're in charge now.
• 32:54
  They'd be like, all right, sounds good.
• 32:58
  Yeah, yeah, it's got like a Hobbit aesthetic you.
• 33:04
  Going to change anything? No, man, we're just going to
• 33:06
  leave it the same, all right? Rule benevolently free
• 33:08
  healthcare. Sounds good.
• 33:10
  Mandatory brunch Dragons if possible.
• 33:14
  Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 33:17
  Like the person who's in charge already is.
• 33:19
  Like I'm tired anyways. What about Switzerland?
• 33:22
  Neutral forever? Not anymore.
• 33:25
  Well, yeah, and you can snatch up all the could take over the
• 33:28
  banks. We're bringing the Swiss.
• 33:29
  Banks got gold. Or funds taking over the cheese
• 33:33
  national rebrand. We invade with charisma.
• 33:36
  That's. A little bit.
• 33:42
  Wild. What about not a country?
• 33:44
  What if we conquer Costco? Raise the price.
• 33:50
  Hear me out. Raise the prices on the hot dogs
• 33:52
  and the pizza slices. That I mean, you would want to
• 34:01
  do a silent takeover and then what you do is you would raise
• 34:06
  the prices of course, but then but then you would say like, Oh,
• 34:09
  I'm not, we're not trying to do that.
• 34:12
  Like basically you would make ass.
• 34:15
  Like or the Trump administration.
• 34:17
  Yeah, like make it look like the like the the previous owners of
• 34:20
  Costco are the reason that the prices went up.
• 34:22
  And then we will come in like, oh, we're going to come fix the
• 34:25
  problem, but we don't. Bam.
• 34:30
  They were viewed as the saviors, and then they realize that.
• 34:33
  Costco Cosmo. See.
• 34:37
  What I'm saying, Yeah, a rebrand, Cosmo rebrand.
• 34:42
  Let's go dude, you switching it the fuck up?
• 34:47
  Shout out Costco, start playing. Your boys pay your boys for
• 34:50
  conquer. That as.
• 34:51
  You know. Switzerland was too easy.
• 34:53
  We had to go to Costco. See, but if we took over
• 34:57
  Switzerland, like I've been watching the Hunters or Hunters
• 35:00
  on Netflix with Al Pacino where it's like, oh, we're caught
• 35:04
  hunting Nazis that escaped after World War 2.
• 35:07
  It's pretty decent. It's pretty wild.
• 35:11
  I just feel like if we took over Swiss bank accounts, we'd find a
• 35:13
  bunch of like Nazi gold and stuff and that's where we would.
• 35:16
  Get and the rest of the Epstein files probably.
• 35:18
  And that's where we'd give it back.
• 35:19
  We'd be like, hey, yo, look, there's all this Epstein.
• 35:22
  Cash like the gold back to the Nazis.
• 35:25
  No, the people that they stole it from, you'd be like, hey,
• 35:27
  shout. Out.
• 35:28
  No, no, no, no, no. Yeah.
• 35:31
  Where we would just disperse it, we'd be like, hey, look, this is
• 35:34
  tainted. I'm surprised you didn't say you
• 35:36
  wanted to invade Greenland or Canada or Mexico or.
• 35:41
  That's already America. Why would I?
• 35:43
  America, Cuba, America. America.
• 35:46
  I thought that's in the Gulf of America.
• 35:49
  That's in the Gulf of America. You.
• 35:54
  Know so but then everybody be like hey these dudes took over
• 35:57
  Switzerland that's messed up and you're like hey our bad like
• 36:01
  this is our spot now but look we found all this Nazi gold
• 36:03
  everybody take it come on bro. People love that.
• 36:06
  They'd be like, Oh my God, these guys are great, but I feel like
• 36:09
  there was. Banking council just too grimy.
• 36:12
  It's like taking over Binance. It's like, OK, now we have like
• 36:15
  we have like the mullahs in Iran, we've got ISIS and we got
• 36:19
  the cartel is like then. We shut them all down, boom.
• 36:22
  That's what we say. Like we're keeping this cash and
• 36:23
  we ain't giving it to nobody 'cause we're shutting down the
• 36:26
  cartels. That everybody be like, Oh my
• 36:28
  God, this is incredible. It didn't really occur to me
• 36:30
  that two Americans talking about invading other countries, it was
• 36:34
  like, probably not the best, like looking at the
• 36:36
  international audience. But like we have what I mean
• 36:39
  we're talking about going in and redistricting, giving,
• 36:42
  distributing all the tainted wealth from Swiss bank accounts
• 36:44
  that's. I know, but like Trump's like
• 36:46
  same fucking thing Greenland, they'd love to be like the 51st
• 36:49
  date this was. So it's kind of funny.
• 36:51
  That's why I said, but why would we invade Greenland if it's
• 36:53
  already the 51st? That's true.
• 36:55
  What about Monaco? You know what I'm saying?
• 36:56
  It's tiny, it's rich, It's pretty much already a board
• 36:59
  game. Already a board game?
• 37:04
  What about Liechtenstein? We might be able to just do
• 37:06
  that. Not like on a breezy walk
• 37:09
  through the country. We would not even know that we
• 37:10
  took it over. So even though they do listen to
• 37:12
  the podcast, shout out Liechtenstein.
• 37:15
  Shout out, but yeah, I mean, I guess.
• 37:17
  As big as like the city I live in.
• 37:18
  OK. Not that we're trying to like
• 37:23
  side shame them or anything. I'm just saying if we're
• 37:26
  thinking about like do we, how much control do we want?
• 37:29
  Guitar would be a good one. Yeah, yes and no.
• 37:34
  I mean, there's like living Qatar, we'd have the that's some
• 37:37
  tainted. 20 fucking degrees out. Yeah, that's some tainted wealth
• 37:40
  we definitely have to redistribute to the masses if
• 37:43
  we'd want to stay like that. I mean, I think if anybody could
• 37:47
  could go in and be like, hey, look, you're a migrant slave
• 37:50
  worker who builds buildings in like 150° weather and your
• 37:55
  family died last week doing the same job.
• 37:58
  Here's like $10 billion, Don't worry about.
• 38:00
  It get your ass back to Indonesia, yeah?
• 38:03
  No, like you could stay if you want.
• 38:05
  Oh yeah, or that too. But but it's really hot.
• 38:07
  I was saying you just want to. I was saying like take this
• 38:10
  money and go home. Put, you know, like, not like,
• 38:12
  get the fuck out of the country. Because, Because, if, Because if
• 38:14
  you want to go, you can. Because I want to leave.
• 38:17
  I'm just now I'm just in charge to do this.
• 38:20
  And the moment this is done, I'm out.
• 38:22
  Yeah. We're going to spend the money
• 38:24
  on like getting like AI to like pump the oil and then we're all,
• 38:27
  we could all just leave. We'll just have the AI just pump
• 38:30
  the oil and continue. Russia would be cool too, just
• 38:32
  to like hold down. Russia take over Russia.
• 38:34
  That is a shit show. Just a gas.
• 38:39
  A gas station with a mafia like at the top of it dude.
• 38:42
  Like what do you want there? Fucking borscht.
• 38:46
  I like gas station. You want vodka?
• 38:49
  Yeah, and then we just, you know, we we unite, we join NATO,
• 38:53
  we join everything I. Just take all their potatoes and
• 38:55
  send them over to Ireland. We would do just a cool bunch of
• 38:58
  cool shit. We have a lot of bears, gulags,
• 39:01
  there'd be some cool shit. We have the gulags.
• 39:04
  Yeah. I mean, we do need, we need some
• 39:06
  extra space for the gulags, you know, for this outgoing
• 39:09
  administration in a couple of years, it's going to be a lot of
• 39:12
  a lot of candidates ready to go a.
• 39:15
  Lot of people one way tickets. I didn't think we would get The
• 39:18
  Hague if we did go to Switzerland.
• 39:21
  So we we would have, we'd be in charge of the International
• 39:23
  Criminal Court. I think that's in Switzerland.
• 39:29
  Where, where do they have the seed silo?
• 39:33
  Where it's got? Is that Switzerland too, where
• 39:36
  it's like? Every seed in the world that we
• 39:39
  know. Yeah, it's like in some like
• 39:40
  nuclear bunker fallout shit. Who knows, because that'd be
• 39:44
  tough. If that even exists.
• 39:46
  We're out here like, just like taking out acres of the Amazon
• 39:48
  like. And then you start selling
• 39:49
  tickets like you want to go. To the seed silo.
• 39:53
  Yeah, if the world ends or you want to end, 'cause we neutral
• 39:57
  dog, we staying out of it, but we going to survive.
• 39:59
  Neutral. We would be, we would say, we,
• 40:02
  we would pretend to be neutral. We're Swiss.
• 40:04
  We got to be like we're, you know.
• 40:05
  Swiss, we just invaded that K. Swiss K-Swiss.
• 40:09
  That's all we did. Flag's the same, we just put AK
• 40:12
  in front. How did K-Swiss let New Balance
• 40:14
  just eat their fucking lunch? You know, on the dad shoes.
• 40:19
  True, true. It's like Skype letting Zoom
• 40:22
  just come in and swoop swoop their shit.
• 40:24
  It's like Skype didn't you exist and then you let Zoom take your
• 40:27
  shit as his case was the bad show.
• 40:29
  I feel like it is but maybe not. It's more like a no.
• 40:32
  It's more like AI don't even know you brothers maybe.
• 40:42
  Oh yeah, it was everybody. It was like a cheaper all white
• 40:45
  shoe alternative. There's a lot of people who rock
• 40:48
  K-Swiss back in the day, but you want them for the crispy whites.
• 40:51
  You weren't getting them for like blue.
• 40:54
  You were like, oh, I need these red K-Swiss.
• 40:55
  Like that was weird, like Doug, but there were 10.
• 40:58
  They were like 4 playing tennis. So that was like start.
• 41:04
  Paying your boys K-Swiss? If is that even a seller brand
• 41:06
  is that? Are they still making shoes?
• 41:08
  Probably not. I mean, if it is, it's like a.
• 41:10
  Marshall's not with the tariffs. Yeah.
• 41:16
  OK. Need a break?
• 41:18
  Let's take a quick 5 minute break.
• 41:20
  We'll be right back, all. Right, we'll be back in a
• 41:22
  moment. And now it's time for the
• 41:29
  articles. First article.
• 41:32
  We haven't really talked about this yet.
• 41:34
  I think I mentioned it last week, but this is from the
• 41:37
  BBCFBI releases. Images of masked person in hunt
• 41:41
  for Savannah Guthrie's mother. Have you heard about all this
• 41:45
  crazy shit going around with Santa Savannah Guthrie's mother?
• 41:48
  Yeah, and they have since arrested someone.
• 41:51
  Well, they have somebody detained for questioning, but
• 41:54
  they released a video. This article's from six hours
• 41:57
  ago. They were still just talking
• 41:58
  about it, but they released images of a masked person in the
• 42:01
  hunt for the news anchor. Savannah Guthrie's mom, Nancy
• 42:04
  Guthrie. She disappeared more than 8
• 42:07
  days. It's been almost 8 days, nine
• 42:10
  days since she's last disappeared from her home.
• 42:13
  The video's super creepy. This is so weird.
• 42:15
  You never see like kidnappings with ransom of famous people.
• 42:20
  Like, it's almost like this is something from some weird movie,
• 42:24
  you know? Yeah, I agree.
• 42:26
  You you. Yeah, for sure.
• 42:28
  I mean, there there's like a average of a kidnapping a day.
• 42:32
  There was at one point in Phoenix, but it was like cartel
• 42:35
  shit related. But yeah, like you're like
• 42:37
  you're saying like a rich person.
• 42:38
  That's kind of crazy. Yeah, like a very public figure.
• 42:41
  Like a Daily News anchor that's like super targeted said
• 42:47
  disappear in the middle of her of the night at her house in
• 42:49
  Tucson and was last seen on the 31st of January.
• 42:52
  Authorities believe she was taken against her will.
• 42:54
  And that's what they kept saying.
• 42:55
  But now that they've like released these images, they're
• 42:58
  super creepy. Dude's wearing a mask.
• 43:01
  He's got a gun on the front like a backpack.
• 43:03
  He's all like bulked up kind of. It looks weird, like he's
• 43:06
  wearing some weird ass clothes. Yeah.
• 43:09
  As of the morning, law enforcement has uncovered these
• 43:11
  previously inaccessible new images showing an armed
• 43:14
  individual appearing into have tampered with the camera at the
• 43:17
  front door the morning of her disappearance.
• 43:20
  Authorities have said they've been working to recover images
• 43:22
  from the home surveillance system that may have been lost,
• 43:25
  corrupted or inaccessible due to a variety of factors, including
• 43:28
  the removal of the recording devices.
• 43:31
  Officials also released 2 short videos showing the person
• 43:34
  approached the front door of the home and checked the camera
• 43:37
  before moving away, picking up some vegetation off the ground
• 43:41
  and trying to cover the camera lens.
• 43:42
  Which is super weird. He's like rubbing like leaves
• 43:45
  and shit all over it. It doesn't make any sense.
• 43:48
  They're saying that it's probably that somebody that they
• 43:50
  knew, like, maybe like, that's why they approached the door
• 43:55
  that way. But then they were able to like,
• 43:57
  convince her to do whatever once they were inside.
• 44:00
  But the dude looks super fucking weird.
• 44:04
  I mean this. Is crazy.
• 44:05
  This is super. Crazy like how much you have to
• 44:07
  convince her, like you know? Yeah, 84 year old lady.
• 44:10
  Like, except for like, I've been talking.
• 44:11
  I was talking to my mom about this and you know, and I'm like,
• 44:14
  Oh yeah, she's so old, 84. It's like that's literally like
• 44:16
  how old Trump is. No, I know.
• 44:19
  I know. And people are like, she's such
• 44:20
  an old lady. She's 84.
• 44:21
  It's like he's an old man. He's like 8081.
• 44:25
  You don't ever. This is some this is like this
• 44:27
  shit. That's the main plot of like a
• 44:30
  Nicolas Cage movie or something or some shit with like.
• 44:33
  Is this is this one of the ones where you hope that they get
• 44:35
  away? No, definitely not.
• 44:38
  This is not cool. I've always said that.
• 44:40
  It's like jewel thieves, stuff like that, where nobody gets
• 44:43
  hurt. Yeah.
• 44:44
  Taking an 8484 pacemaker. With for like to try to get
• 44:50
  ransom is really dumb. It's a bad event.
• 44:54
  You'd literally be a better off kidnapping like the the the
• 44:57
  famous person then like her 84 year old grandma.
• 45:00
  Like what is like what are you trying to do?
• 45:02
  There's? And they're asking for like the
• 45:03
  ransom, like to be sent into a Bitcoin wallet.
• 45:07
  There was movement in the Bitcoin wallet like money was.
• 45:09
  Money was sent to the wallet today because that's what they
• 45:12
  were saying. On the news, it was less than
• 45:13
  300 bucks. Yeah.
• 45:15
  And so they're saying was like testing it.
• 45:16
  Yeah, but it's like, OK, like I'd explain this to my mom.
• 45:20
  She's like, oh, it's that Bitcoin.
• 45:21
  It's like, isn't that way. Like they can't track it.
• 45:23
  I'm like, no, like now it's like on the blockchain, it's like,
• 45:27
  you're never going to get this fucking money out of the wallet
• 45:29
  without them knowing that it went to somewhere else.
• 45:31
  Unless you're like, like, like they're going to have eyes on
• 45:34
  this wall. They're going to know where all
• 45:35
  the money goes every single time it leaves the wallet.
• 45:38
  And or if it goes to another wallet, they know what that
• 45:40
  wallet is because it's on the blockchain.
• 45:42
  And so it's like this money, it's like going to be impossible
• 45:46
  to like unless you like, I was thinking about this like how you
• 45:51
  could launder. It would be like you go to like
• 45:55
  a sports or you place a sports bet.
• 45:59
  And then like, in order to like at my, in my sports book
• 46:02
  account, like you had like any money you deposit, you have to
• 46:05
  bet like that amount before you can pull any money out.
• 46:10
  So the people aren't just laundering money, like just
• 46:12
  depositing and then withdrawing it.
• 46:14
  But you just go to like a 5050 bet that they're going to pay
• 46:17
  you 2 to like 2 to one on. Or, you know, like you, you bet
• 46:20
  100, you get 100 back and you just put half on one side, half
• 46:23
  on the other side. You're, you're automatically
• 46:27
  know you're going to win, you're going to get all your money back
• 46:29
  and then you just fucking cash it out.
• 46:32
  Yeah, well, so for the listeners that aren't here, I mean, this
• 46:35
  is pretty big news, but Savannah Guthrie is what is what does
• 46:40
  what show does she host in the morning?
• 46:42
  Is it I? Think it's Good Morning America?
• 46:44
  Or good good. Or one.
• 46:46
  It's one of the ones. Good day.
• 46:47
  Yeah, she hosts one of like the biggest morning shows in the US
• 46:51
  It's on every day. She's been doing it for a long
• 46:53
  time. Her 84 year old mother was
• 46:55
  kidnapped overnight and it's now being held for ransom.
• 46:59
  And yes, they've there was like a ransom note, then there was a
• 47:03
  second ransom note. They've missed deadlines for
• 47:07
  paying this, but they're putting they're they're demanding the
• 47:09
  ransom on the in Bitcoin. That's the Today Show.
• 47:14
  Today show and that's what somebody was saying about it in
• 47:17
  general. They were like, it's like
• 47:19
  Bitcoin is the worst thing to like get you get your payment in
• 47:22
  as a criminal because if you do it in Bitcoin, it's going to
• 47:27
  like they can track it. It's on the blockchain for
• 47:29
  forever. There's no escaping it.
• 47:31
  You can't hide it or anything. That's what it is.
• 47:35
  And they can monitor it and see if money's pulled or taken from
• 47:38
  it. That's how they caught like that
• 47:41
  brother and sister that stole, you know, the 10s of billions of
• 47:44
  dollars in crypto. There's, you know, dead crypto
• 47:47
  wallets that are floating around out there.
• 47:49
  Right. There's like the the guy who
• 47:53
  invented Bitcoin as a wallet and it's got like an insane amount
• 47:57
  of money in it and people not letting you can look at it and
• 48:01
  know that the all that Bitcoin is still in that wallet.
• 48:04
  Didn't he sell some recently I heard of?
• 48:06
  Recently. I don't know, you know, there's
• 48:09
  always. How you feeling about the
• 48:11
  Bitcoin crash? Imagine getting paid a ransom in
• 48:13
  Bitcoin and then. It crashes like that.
• 48:16
  It crashes. That was so fucking funny
• 48:18
  because you already got to take a discount just to like wash it
• 48:20
  in the first place. You know, like, like if you
• 48:23
  could figure it out. But yeah, the Bitcoin crash, I
• 48:30
  think it's crazy. I thought like the floor would
• 48:33
  be like nowadays would be like AD G's like and then it just
• 48:37
  went right, right through AD, right through 70 and then almost
• 48:41
  hit fucking 59,000. It got down to like 6061
• 48:45
  thousand. It's crazy.
• 48:46
  Isn't it? What's it at now?
• 48:47
  Right now it's back up. I think it's.
• 48:49
  Like at 6960, maybe 6-7. But there's a lot of people who
• 48:54
  lost a shit ton of money. Who bought it is actually at 67.
• 48:59
  Oh wow, 67 yeah, they just keep releasing videos.
• 49:05
  They're offering 50,000 for information in the case.
• 49:09
  I mean, yeah, the app on her pacemaker disconnected from her
• 49:13
  phone, so it's like she's got a pacemaker.
• 49:16
  Like that's just worst person you could kidnap.
• 49:21
  Unless you got the money really quick, unless you got the money
• 49:23
  really quick and just got rid of her, you know, like in a day.
• 49:26
  But the fact. That drop her back off, You're
• 49:28
  like, here you go. Like, yeah, I mean, if it's a
• 49:30
  quick turn around. Right, right, right.
• 49:32
  But ten days, dude. And and the person that they got
• 49:39
  questioning, they picked him up at a traffic stop, bro.
• 49:44
  But you're saying that he looks bulky.
• 49:46
  Do you think he like made himself look fatter than he is
• 49:48
  on purpose? Is that what you're saying?
• 49:50
  Yeah, like he's wearing like multiple shirts, like he's tried
• 49:53
  to like he looks like puffed up a little bit with his jacket.
• 49:56
  He's definitely got a jacket on top of a jacket.
• 49:59
  Like with a back. Maybe it's Steve Bannon, you
• 50:01
  know because he wears like 3 button downs.
• 50:03
  It's true with a vest with like a.
• 50:05
  Allegedly Steve. Allegedly.
• 50:07
  Safari. A Safari vest on smells like
• 50:11
  ass. Apparently, yeah, I'm sure he
• 50:13
  does. Of course.
• 50:14
  He does. Oh, but you know, they still
• 50:16
  believe that she's alive and she's out there and you can't
• 50:18
  fault him for that. But whole thing, pretty crazy
• 50:24
  deadline for the ransom. Do you not think she's alive?
• 50:26
  Do you not think she's alive? I mean, no, I mean it's just the
• 50:29
  longer time goes by, I think it's less likely.
• 50:32
  We know that because we watched the first 48.
• 50:34
  Exactly, so I mean we're it's just teetering in like with her
• 50:38
  health issues. I highlight this person if
• 50:40
  you're going to kidnap an 84 year old woman, I doubt you're
• 50:43
  the nicest person in the world that are going to make sure
• 50:45
  she's taking all of her stuff or go up refill her prescription.
• 50:49
  So I'm it's like this is a shitty person who kidnapped like
• 50:52
  a very vulnerable elderly woman. That's fucked up.
• 50:56
  Like, and that's like if you know, the longer he keeps her,
• 50:58
  the worse, the less likely it is that she is.
• 51:01
  And that's terrible. But that's just the facts where
• 51:03
  it's like, no, that's a that's why like we protect our elderly
• 51:07
  is because this is gross. Like that's just disgusting.
• 51:11
  Do you think that this person knows?
• 51:13
  You think that they know him? Do you think they're a family
• 51:15
  member? I may, I think if they're a
• 51:18
  family member, it's a distant family member or a connection
• 51:21
  through a family member. So maybe the family member
• 51:24
  doesn't necessarily know, but it's somebody that they know,
• 51:28
  right? Like somebody that they know
• 51:29
  that's adjacent, like an acquaintance to the like met the
• 51:32
  grandma four or five times, but it's like buddies with someone
• 51:36
  who's in the family and they see them regularly.
• 51:41
  So like, I think if they get caught, if that person get
• 51:43
  caught, it's going to because a family member's like, hey, the
• 51:44
  students made weird comments. They can clear that person and
• 51:48
  say they had nothing to do with it.
• 51:50
  And then they can then they go after that person And it's been
• 51:52
  like, Nah, he was making weird comments or he made weird jokes.
• 51:56
  Like I think that's how they're going to end up catching up with
• 51:58
  someone's going to like make say some stupid shit.
• 52:00
  But also like how how long can you hide an elderly woman from
• 52:05
  the world outside? Like, unless you're like.
• 52:10
  Super. Super reclusive and you like
• 52:12
  don't interact with people. That's a very like demanding
• 52:17
  like hostage to take. So that's just like very
• 52:20
  confusing on how long you think you could keep that ruse up
• 52:24
  without people noticing that like you're not letting people
• 52:26
  in or you're not showing up to work like it was only, you know,
• 52:30
  so much time or like, oh, I'm on a road trip.
• 52:32
  Oh, it's just me and like my elderly grandma and Amumu that
• 52:35
  she's been wearing for two weeks.
• 52:37
  Like no one's going to buy that at some home, the wall Motel in
• 52:39
  like Portland, OR you're going to get scooped up, You're going
• 52:42
  to get popped. Like that's, you know, it's.
• 52:45
  Is, is Harvey Levin a national treasure?
• 52:47
  Like, you know, TMZ just always coming through with the with the
• 52:50
  scoops. It's.
• 52:52
  True. They just got a lot of money, so
• 52:55
  they're just like, all right, we'll pay you.
• 52:57
  How much for this? But also, I think people just
• 52:59
  know that they could go there, you know, But I think it's more
• 53:02
  than just money. I think.
• 53:03
  I mean, I think they're actually good at their job.
• 53:06
  Oh, I don't disagree, but I mean, it's like the movie
• 53:11
  Nightcrawler, which is a great movie.
• 53:14
  Or like, like, yeah, like he's, he's really good at his job, but
• 53:18
  he did whenever he's got his own fleet of vans and he's doing his
• 53:20
  thing at the end, like he deserves it, but he's still kind
• 53:23
  of like scummy and skeevy. You know what I'm saying?
• 53:27
  I mean, and that's a little extreme because that guy's like
• 53:29
  really terrible. But you know, I digress.
• 53:32
  So I mean, we'll see. We'll see if there's more
• 53:34
  information that comes out. But you have movement in the
• 53:36
  Bitcoin wallet, somebody in custody, and they released 2
• 53:39
  videos and a bunch of stills of this fucking weirdo.
• 53:44
  What a weirdo. Dude can't.
• 53:47
  This is weird. Yeah.
• 53:54
  Next one from MPRKERA and viewers like you.
• 53:58
  Federal judge acknowledges abusive workplace in court order
• 54:03
  So this is done by Carrie Johnson, U.S. court of Appeals
• 54:06
  for Circuit Court in Richmond, VA.
• 54:08
  An unnamed federal judge acknowledged to investigators
• 54:12
  the atmosphere in their chambers at times resulted in a abusive
• 54:16
  workplace. Are you shocked?
• 54:17
  When I was reading this, I wasn't even shocked.
• 54:20
  Like what? Working for a judge in a
• 54:22
  courtroom can be abusive. Fucker like that doesn't.
• 54:26
  That sounds like some good old boy shit.
• 54:27
  You know, I know when I, when I first started reading an
• 54:30
  article, I was confused because I was like, well, where it was
• 54:32
  like, what's the office? Where's the office?
• 54:34
  It was like, no. And it's like, it's his office.
• 54:37
  Yeah, that's crazy. And then agreed to take
• 54:40
  corrective measures after a locker complained about
• 54:43
  bullying, according to an order made public Tuesday at the US
• 54:46
  Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit.
• 54:48
  The order described allegations that a judge judge subjected
• 54:51
  clerks to harassment, verbal abuse and erratic behavior
• 54:54
  during the COVID-19 pandemic. For example, the judge expected
• 54:59
  clerks to give weekly updates on some 200 cases assigned to them
• 55:03
  and would unleash A verbal brow beating if the clerks would
• 55:07
  could not provide the exact details at the at a moment's
• 55:10
  notice, the order said. On another occasion, the judge
• 55:13
  banged on the door when a clerk was using the bathroom chambers,
• 55:16
  yelling. That's my bathroom.
• 55:18
  That's awesome. It might be his bathroom.
• 55:20
  Is it in his office? Like how?
• 55:23
  Like you're going to feel like judges just power trip.
• 55:27
  So like, if you're dealing with like a boomer, a judge right now
• 55:31
  who's like teetering on retirement, I'm sure a dude's a
• 55:34
  nightmare to deal with. That's my bathroom.
• 55:38
  And I feel like you got to be in the game pretty long or do
• 55:41
  something significant to reach like a 4th, 4th Circuit Judge,
• 55:46
  like federal judge. You got to be in the game.
• 55:48
  You got some skin in the game So I feel like.
• 55:50
  You know, or just get appointed by Trump.
• 55:52
  Yeah, yeah, or yeah. You're just like, you know,
• 55:54
  blunt, you know, whatever. Or what's your name down in
• 55:57
  Florida? The order did not identify the
• 55:59
  judge in question, but two sources familiar with the
• 56:02
  process told NPR that the judge was Lydia Kay Grigsby of
• 56:06
  Maryland. Judge Grigsby, 58, was appointed
• 56:09
  by President Biden and confirmed by the Senate for a lifetime
• 56:13
  tenure in 2021. Earlier in her career, Grigsby
• 56:16
  worked for the Justice Department and served as
• 56:18
  counselor to the Senate Select Committee on Ethics.
• 56:21
  She also worked as the chief counselor for privacy and
• 56:25
  information policy for the Senate Jury Judiciary Committee
• 56:29
  judge Judge Grigsby did not respond to the message left on
• 56:32
  her voicemail chambers on Tuesday afternoon.
• 56:35
  The circuit executive, James Isati, also had no immediate
• 56:41
  response. A spokesperson for the
• 56:42
  Administrative Office of the US Courts in Washington declined to
• 56:46
  comment. The newly published ordered
• 56:48
  signed by Chief Judge Albert Diaz of the US Court of Appeals,
• 56:53
  which overseas Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina,
• 56:56
  Virginia and West Virginia, concluded that at least some of
• 56:59
  the allegations may be explained by poor communication, unstated
• 57:03
  assumptions or misunderstandings between the judge and the law.
• 57:06
  Kirks, But Diaz did find a workplace culture where clerks
• 57:10
  feared asking questions and faced health issues that they
• 57:13
  attributed to stress from their clerkships.
• 57:16
  Both complaining. Clerk.
• 57:18
  Both complaint, both the complaining clerk and the
• 57:21
  person's Co clerk accepted transfers out of Judge Grigsby's
• 57:25
  chambers before their two year clerkship ended.
• 57:28
  One of the clerks served only 2 1/2 months before the transfer.
• 57:32
  I mean, yeah, this isn't shocking.
• 57:34
  I feel like there's definitely a culture.
• 57:36
  I'm sure that in some way that Judge put up with shit like that
• 57:39
  when she was like growing up in the game, you know?
• 57:44
  I feel like she probably dealt with some of that shit so now
• 57:47
  she feels entitled to treat people like that.
• 57:50
  Maybe, or I don't know, like they did this shit with Amy
• 57:53
  Klobuchar, the senator over in Minnesota, and like she like,
• 57:58
  apparently threw like a stapler at like, somebody.
• 58:01
  I don't know, maybe like men act like this all the time.
• 58:05
  And it's like when a woman's in charge, they're like, oh, she's
• 58:08
  being bossy and mean. I mean, maybe there are those
• 58:17
  people, but I do feel like there's got to be something to
• 58:19
  it. There's got to be some enough to
• 58:21
  substantiate the claim so that she's just like being shitty.
• 58:24
  I mean, but. I mean I mean like you were
• 58:26
  saying, how many fucking male judges are probably shitty?
• 58:29
  Oh yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
• 58:30
  I think it's just like, like, I feel like that would be
• 58:34
  something where like to have skin in the game that long and
• 58:37
  reach that point. They probably feel entitled to
• 58:39
  act a certain way and conduct themselves a certain way.
• 58:42
  To become a billionaire, you got to be a Dick.
• 58:44
  Maybe to become like a Fourth Circuit of jabs, you got to be a
• 58:46
  Dick. And a lifetime appointment.
• 58:50
  I feel like you can't kick me out.
• 58:51
  You can't kick me out. Yeah.
• 58:54
  So that's also. Get rid of those.
• 58:55
  Like who the fuck decided that was a good idea?
• 58:58
  Yeah, it's pretty dumb. I know, forefathers.
• 59:02
  That's a bad idea. Like, oh, but the judges are for
• 59:04
  life. And I think there's no.
• 59:06
  Kings. No kings, though.
• 59:07
  I. Think the thought was like, so
• 59:09
  then they won't be like subject to like political whims because
• 59:13
  like, you know, it doesn't matter who's in office, but it's
• 59:15
  like, no, you just, you're just getting assholes in there and
• 59:18
  then there's never leaving. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty wild.
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  I, I, like I said, when I was reading it and I understood what
• 59:30
  it was talking about, I was like, oh, this totally is
• 59:32
  believable. It's wild that it was like
• 59:34
  erratic behavior during COVID. Do you feel like that was a
• 59:37
  tough time for judges Think that's kind of overlooked.
• 59:40
  Like there's a amazing rabbit hole during COVID is what I
• 59:44
  really got into watching court proceedings because they'll
• 59:47
  stream a lot of stuff and you know, Zoom and COVID really
• 59:51
  expanded that market for them to do that.
• 59:54
  So seeing what judges deal with on Zoom court hearings is pretty
• 59:59
  crazy. So I can imagine that that was a
• 1:00:01
  rough time for all of them. But that still doesn't excuse
• 1:00:03
  her like treating people shitty. And that's why that they have
• 1:00:07
  like we have a source that says it's this person and we called
• 1:00:10
  and left her a voicemail like I'm at.
• 1:00:13
  Imagine going through all that, did not have your name get out,
• 1:00:15
  and then your name still gets out.
• 1:00:17
  That means you still got haters in the building, you know.
• 1:00:19
  You mean like like all of the Epstein victims?
• 1:00:22
  Yeah, there you go. Boom.
• 1:00:28
  Explosion sound. Next article, Who are the six
• 1:00:36
  men named in the unredacted Epstein files?
• 1:00:38
  So yesterday was it or the day before yesterday they, the
• 1:00:43
  Senate committee was given an opportunity to view unredacted
• 1:00:47
  files. Now those unredacted files were
• 1:00:50
  still redacted from when they were redacted in March.
• 1:00:53
  So they still had tons of redactions in them.
• 1:00:55
  But they did notice there was some people's names, six guys,
• 1:00:58
  names that were redacted for what they said no reason.
• 1:01:02
  I don't understand how they came to the conclusion that it was
• 1:01:05
  for no reason because they already redacted everybody else.
• 1:01:08
  Yeah. Because they went and asked him
• 1:01:09
  and they're like, Oh yeah, you're right.
• 1:01:12
  These weren't, they acquired these six people.
• 1:01:14
  Yeah. And it's like, so then they
• 1:01:16
  unredacted them. But Ro Ro Khan or what is that?
• 1:01:22
  Is that Khanna? Ro Khanna, Yeah.
• 1:01:24
  Ro Khanna, the US congressman, dude, he's all over TV talking
• 1:01:27
  shit publicly. He's the US Representative of,
• 1:01:30
  like, the Silicon Valley. Yeah, the District.
• 1:01:33
  And he's been working hand in hand with with Massey, so he's
• 1:01:36
  been working. Who's a Republican?
• 1:01:38
  Across the aisle to really get this stuff done.
• 1:01:41
  But he republicly revealed the names of six men whose
• 1:01:44
  identities identities are redacted from the Epstein files,
• 1:01:47
  including Les Wexner, billionaire retail magnet who
• 1:01:51
  the FBI appear to have labeled as a Co conspirator.
• 1:01:54
  That's not a shocker. Les Wexner is the person who put
• 1:01:58
  Epstein on the map, put him, gave him power of attorney, made
• 1:02:02
  him basically the man behind the money for you know what,
• 1:02:07
  Victoria's Secret and all those brands that he was running at
• 1:02:10
  the time. Like so Les Wexner put Epstein
• 1:02:13
  in power, like he gave him all of his money.
• 1:02:16
  So that's not shocking that this like creepy old man who gave
• 1:02:19
  another creepy dude at the time, who then became also a creepy
• 1:02:23
  old man, a bunch of money. And he was like, yeah, he's
• 1:02:26
  definitely a Co conspirator. Like he's.
• 1:02:29
  I knew I'd heard his name, but I was like forgetting, like where
• 1:02:31
  I'd heard it. Yeah, he's.
• 1:02:33
  From the Genesis, all the other names are like.
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  He was his first big client. He was his first big client.
• 1:02:39
  That was it. It was like he was his first big
• 1:02:41
  client. He put him on the map.
• 1:02:43
  So basically you're telling me that Jeffrey Epstein had a video
• 1:02:46
  of this dude like doing some fucked up shit and then
• 1:02:48
  blackmailed him to get all his money?
• 1:02:49
  Or they were doing fucked up shit together, right?
• 1:02:51
  Right. And after doing fucked up shit
• 1:02:54
  together, like he just continued it and he was like, oh, this
• 1:02:57
  guy's useful to me, kind of keeps me in the shadows, lets me
• 1:03:01
  do whatever. And he likes to go.
• 1:03:02
  You don't. Think he just got used to
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  straight blackmail them. I mean no, I don't think so,
• 1:03:07
  because I mean. That's how I think he got all
• 1:03:09
  the money. Is that you?
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  All of a sudden you have tapes of these dudes fucking
• 1:03:12
  molesting. Yeah, but, but, but, but yes.
• 1:03:14
  But to have that money, to have that influence and be in those
• 1:03:18
  circles, he got put on by Les Wexner.
• 1:03:21
  So it's like Les Wexner put him in the room with those people,
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  gave him the money, gave him the validation and the social status
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  to be able to navigate and then create that blackmail.
• 1:03:31
  So maybe he did at some point, but they were obviously doing
• 1:03:34
  weird stuff together. And then I think it became
• 1:03:37
  something more overtime. He they realized there was an
• 1:03:40
  opportunity that they could capitalize off of it and use
• 1:03:43
  this as a way to influence and get stuff that they want done,
• 1:03:47
  be it whatever the fuck it is. But they're like, oh, if we have
• 1:03:50
  this, then we have this power over these people.
• 1:03:52
  And these people are so powerful that these are the people we
• 1:03:55
  want to have something over. And you know, Maxwell's dad was
• 1:04:00
  a propagandist financier and like black serial blackmailer
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  from the UK. So it's like her dad.
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  Was like worked for Mossad I thought.
• 1:04:09
  Yeah, it was a Mossad agent who owned a media production car
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  like a printing companies. We did like magazines and all
• 1:04:17
  sorts of shit. You know what I saw?
• 1:04:19
  I saw this IG reel and it said Galaine Maxwell's sister owns
• 1:04:25
  Amber, Amber Alert. Think about that.
• 1:04:28
  I was like. That's why there's so many.
• 1:04:32
  But it's like, dude. Amber Alert.
• 1:04:38
  Owns Amber Alert. Nobody owns Amber Alert.
• 1:04:45
  Yeah, nobody does. I remember when they came up
• 1:04:47
  with that too. It was fucked up.
• 1:04:50
  Representative The representative from California
• 1:04:52
  during his speech on the floor following the Department of
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  Justice Justice for he and Thomas Massie, a Republican
• 1:04:58
  congresswoman. The congressman from Kentucky
• 1:05:01
  spent two hours reviewing 2 hours to look at three and a
• 1:05:04
  half million documents. The six men that were named were
• 1:05:08
  Wexner, the Victoria's Secret founder, Sulted Ahmad bin Salim,
• 1:05:13
  the CEO of DP World and the and an Emirati billionaire
• 1:05:18
  businessman, and four others identified as Nicola Caputo,
• 1:05:22
  Salvatore Narara or Nuara Zarab, Mike Mike's Mike Ladsey and
• 1:05:33
  Leonic Lenovo. Those all sound like Russians.
• 1:05:37
  Yeah, Khan did not provide evidence of wrongdoing against
• 1:05:42
  them, nor did that have they been charged with a crime in
• 1:05:44
  connection with Epstein. We have found six men that have
• 1:05:47
  been hiding in two hours. Imagine how many men they are
• 1:05:50
  covering up for in those 3,000,000 files, which is true.
• 1:05:54
  He said that when he and Massey identified their redactions for
• 1:05:57
  the Justice Department, they acknowledged their mistake and
• 1:05:59
  revealed the identities instead of majority of the files
• 1:06:03
  remained redacted. Epstein admitted guilt in 2008
• 1:06:06
  after completing a 13 month sentence.
• 1:06:08
  He dodged an apparent suicide, yadda yadda Les Wexner
• 1:06:12
  sleazebag. He did Victoria's Secret,
• 1:06:15
  Abercrombie and Fish, Bath and Body Works and maintained a
• 1:06:18
  financial relationship with Epstein, who handled his
• 1:06:21
  investments for many years and a lengthy investigation.
• 1:06:24
  Wexner is attributed as a person who launched Epstein's financial
• 1:06:27
  status from millionaire to plutocrat.
• 1:06:30
  Aside from the money, he is the greatest value to Epstein.
• 1:06:34
  Was he? He imbued him with credibility
• 1:06:38
  and credentials just like I said, like he validated him.
• 1:06:42
  It's he appears to have been labeled as a Co conspirator with
• 1:06:45
  Epstein that he faces no charges on the Sultan.
• 1:06:49
  He owns DP World of multinational ports and a
• 1:06:52
  logistics enterprise with operation spanning from 80
• 1:06:55
  countries. He is the brother of Mohammed
• 1:06:59
  bin Salman. That's wild.
• 1:07:01
  The head of FIA, which governs the world's Motorsports, or
• 1:07:04
  Mohammed bin Saliam, which governs the motor world's
• 1:07:08
  Motorsports championships, including Formula One, recently
• 1:07:12
  discovered documents said that he met with with with a girl two
• 1:07:16
  years ago. I went to America University in
• 1:07:18
  Dubai, yeah, where he made some inappropriate comments.
• 1:07:24
  She got engaged, but now she's back with me, he said.
• 1:07:28
  Messi also said that the names were unredacted.
• 1:07:31
  It appears the Justice Department confirmed that Sal
• 1:07:33
  Yam was the recipient of an e-mail from Epstein in which he
• 1:07:36
  said. I loved the torture video.
• 1:07:38
  So that's the dude, that's the dude, that's the dude who said
• 1:07:42
  he loved the torture video. The Cola.
• 1:07:44
  Caputo, a man, is an Italian politician and presented his
• 1:07:48
  country in the European Parliament between 2014 and 19
• 1:07:51
  before taking senior position at company as regional
• 1:07:56
  administration. But not verified.
• 1:07:58
  But no verified evidence confirms that the individual
• 1:08:01
  mentioned is officially and they were officially released
• 1:08:04
  documents. They have nothing really on
• 1:08:06
  them. It's not known yet who this
• 1:08:08
  person is or how they are connected to Epstein.
• 1:08:11
  Salvatore not new era, that's wild.
• 1:08:15
  Zorab Migsdas. Mike Michael Voski, that's
• 1:08:20
  terrible name is not known who this person is or how they're
• 1:08:25
  connected. Creepy Leonic, not known and how
• 1:08:28
  this person is connected. That's super creepy.
• 1:08:30
  So some of these names that have been revealed, they don't even
• 1:08:33
  know who these people are yet. We know who they are.
• 1:08:36
  Well, I mean, we don't know. We know who.
• 1:08:38
  They are fucking Russians bro. Well, yeah, I'm disabled.
• 1:08:44
  What if those are code names? It's so funny that like we were
• 1:08:48
  all talking about like the P tape and you know, all that shit
• 1:08:50
  I got. What does Putin have on Trump?
• 1:08:53
  It's like the fucking Epstein files exist.
• 1:08:56
  Yeah, and there's all these Russians that are like swirling
• 1:08:59
  around Epstein. Those could be fake like pseudo
• 1:09:01
  names for these people. You.
• 1:09:04
  Know like KGB pseudo names? My name is Zurab Michael
• 1:09:07
  Kowalski nice to my name is Mike Koskowski.
• 1:09:11
  Like for Monsters Inc. No, I have never seen Monsters
• 1:09:15
  Inc. I do not look under bed, but hi,
• 1:09:19
  this is my friend Jeffrey. This is Donald like right like
• 1:09:23
  it's like super weird like but it's crazy that out of the six
• 1:09:27
  names they re released, they don't even know who the fuck
• 1:09:30
  three of them are No, that's weird because what's going.
• 1:09:33
  On with the FBI, like even before cash, without like Jesus
• 1:09:36
  Christ. Well, what the and this is when
• 1:09:40
  it was an open investigation. So like whenever Biden was in
• 1:09:43
  office, whenever it was open investigation again, he got
• 1:09:46
  arrested. You can't release any of this
• 1:09:48
  information because it's an active investigation.
• 1:09:50
  Then the investigation ends and that's whenever you can release
• 1:09:53
  the information. And now they're refusing to do
• 1:09:56
  it. But I'm sure if they, if they
• 1:09:59
  would have known all of this and they could have legally released
• 1:10:02
  this information, they would have released it.
• 1:10:04
  Like, it's pretty fucked up. Maybe no.
• 1:10:10
  I depends who the other. It depends who the other
• 1:10:13
  rejected names are. Because you saw like, I mean
• 1:10:16
  Lauren Boebes, she saw some of the information and she was
• 1:10:19
  super pissed when she was leaving.
• 1:10:22
  She was like, what are we doing? Like, we're like, what's going
• 1:10:25
  on? She was extremely upset.
• 1:10:27
  With the fact I know it just sucks because it was so obvious
• 1:10:31
  that these motherfuckers. No, I know.
• 1:10:33
  But some of them like truly believe that wasn't the case.
• 1:10:36
  And look, if that's what they believe, then that's what they
• 1:10:38
  believe. But it's they're they're those
• 1:10:40
  same people are furious because they're seeing this information
• 1:10:44
  and it's like, this is something that's I mean, hopefully is kind
• 1:10:48
  of universal for women where they're don't want to tolerate
• 1:10:51
  this shit. And like these guys should
• 1:10:53
  totally be like raked across the coals.
• 1:10:55
  So let's fucking do it. You know, like, what are we
• 1:10:59
  like? No, but I mean, but especially
• 1:11:02
  like, you know, that's the reason why the bobs are even
• 1:11:05
  crazy super insecure. Make a Reddit and talk about how
• 1:11:08
  hot I am. Nancy Mace is still like, hey,
• 1:11:12
  no, I'm signing this petition and I'm not taking my name off
• 1:11:14
  of it. Like fuck you, dude.
• 1:11:16
  Like who are these guys? Are some of them in this room?
• 1:11:19
  I would like to know. And that's where I think that
• 1:11:22
  they, you know, unite in a different way, 'cause it's, it
• 1:11:26
  unites women in a different way. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:11:30
  For sure. But you know, they released
• 1:11:32
  these all these dudes names. There's more coming.
• 1:11:34
  And, you know, we've had people in prominent positions of power
• 1:11:39
  in the UK resign I. Think Prince.
• 1:11:42
  Prince King Charles said that they, his brother should be
• 1:11:45
  investigated. They were like they should.
• 1:11:47
  We should investigate Andrew and everything he was doing like
• 1:11:51
  like the like the pendulum is swinging everywhere else in the
• 1:11:54
  world because of. This except for here Keir
• 1:11:57
  Starmer, the Prime Minister. He knew about his, this dude's
• 1:12:02
  like, involvement with Epstein, and he made him the UK
• 1:12:06
  ambassador. Yeah, the UK ambassador to the
• 1:12:08
  United States. And so.
• 1:12:11
  And now it looks like Kirst Armor might lose his fucking
• 1:12:14
  job. Oh wow.
• 1:12:16
  I know like the government might fall in the UK because of the
• 1:12:20
  Epstein files, but not the United States.
• 1:12:21
  And Donald Trump is listed in the Epstein files more times
• 1:12:26
  than they say meth and Breaking Bad in all eight seasons
• 1:12:29
  combined. Yeah, they said that he they say
• 1:12:31
  his name more in the Epstein files than Harry Potter across
• 1:12:34
  the entire Harry Potter series. Think about that.
• 1:12:41
  Galen Maxwell's sister owns Amber Alert.
• 1:12:43
  Think about that. Yeah, think about that.
• 1:12:47
  What? That's crazy.
• 1:12:49
  But what is funny is, you know, we talked about this last
• 1:12:53
  episode is just that, you know, some of these people were right.
• 1:12:56
  They were just right about the wrong people.
• 1:12:59
  And when we say they're right, I mean, you mean like they, like,
• 1:13:01
  believed what? There was like.
• 1:13:03
  Q Anon, what Q Anon was saying it's not.
• 1:13:05
  Like, yeah, there's like it's. Not like they fucking knew
• 1:13:06
  anything. Yeah, but there's like elite
• 1:13:08
  people doing fucked up shit, right?
• 1:13:10
  Like I heard, I heard, I heard Steve Bannon and Epstein started
• 1:13:15
  Q Anon on purpose in order in order to make it like it seem
• 1:13:20
  like a fucking conspiracy theory, to like put the and then
• 1:13:23
  then use it against their enemies.
• 1:13:24
  Well, and there's correspondence of Jeffrey Epstein meeting with
• 1:13:29
  the people who own 4 Chan and then shortly after that meeting,
• 1:13:33
  that's whenever the Sol like 4 Chan thread starts.
• 1:13:39
  And that's where like Pizzagate came from.
• 1:13:42
  That's where all of those came from.
• 1:13:43
  It came out of that same 4 Chan thread which started shortly
• 1:13:47
  after Jeffrey Epstein. So there are some like weird
• 1:13:50
  connect the dot things where it's like the other just
• 1:13:52
  information. And then, like I think I said
• 1:13:54
  last episode, there is that unedited interview of Jeffrey
• 1:13:58
  Epstein being interviewed by Steve Bannon, which is super
• 1:14:01
  cringy because it's like a total PR campaign to try to make him
• 1:14:04
  not look like a scumbag. He solicited tons of people,
• 1:14:09
  including the Duchess of Wales, to write a letter.
• 1:14:12
  Fergie. Yeah, to ask her to write a
• 1:14:15
  letter claiming that he wasn't a pedophile so he could get back
• 1:14:18
  in good graces. Like like half of those emails
• 1:14:20
  are him like scrambling trying to get people to vouch for him
• 1:14:23
  because after post conviction. Well, it worked for a while.
• 1:14:29
  I mean, yeah, it didn't. It didn't because it wasn't
• 1:14:31
  successful, but he was trying really hard.
• 1:14:33
  And who knows, like, if he doesn't get caught up again, if
• 1:14:36
  there's not a resurgence. So there's not that art, that
• 1:14:39
  article that comes out that kind of brings all these accusations
• 1:14:43
  back to light and makes everybody be like, yeah, wait,
• 1:14:45
  what the fuck did happen with that?
• 1:14:47
  If that doesn't happen, maybe he's successful in doing it.
• 1:14:50
  Who's already navigating some of those circles?
• 1:14:53
  Felt comfortable. Have you seen these like like
• 1:14:55
  clips of like some dude in Israel walking around looking
• 1:14:58
  like Epstein? Yeah, what?
• 1:15:00
  Do you think about that? That's pretty weird.
• 1:15:03
  There's also like a Fortnite account that's like like little.
• 1:15:09
  I heard that like when that he got when he got banned off of
• 1:15:11
  Xbox Live was 'cause he like was a registered sex offender and so
• 1:15:16
  he couldn't be on Xbox Live. But then I.
• 1:15:18
  No, I think it was 'cause I was like trolling and harassing
• 1:15:20
  people. Well then I heard it was because
• 1:15:22
  he wouldn't help Bill Gates with his STDI.
• 1:15:26
  Heard that too. Yeah, and Bill Gates, you know,
• 1:15:28
  was running Microsoft, which runs Xbox.
• 1:15:33
  So stupid they like we just live in like the different
• 1:15:35
  disinformation era. It's wild.
• 1:15:44
  Final article Homeowner furious after HOA tries to stick him
• 1:15:50
  with a $15,000 bill. Their actions are not those of a
• 1:15:54
  responsible adult. This is from Simon Sage, a
• 1:15:58
  veteran is is butting heads with his local homeowners association
• 1:16:02
  over plumbing costs. The roots of a tree owned by the
• 1:16:05
  Las Vegas HOA ruptured underground pipes, incurring
• 1:16:09
  nearly 15,000 in cost to the nearby homeowner, Larry
• 1:16:13
  Mckillon. He's been trying to get his HOA
• 1:16:15
  to pay for the damage, but emails back and forth with them
• 1:16:19
  are mostly fruitless. They agreed to pay the original
• 1:16:22
  $8000 estimate, but McClellan was left to take out a loan to
• 1:16:26
  cover the difference. He's owned the property for over
• 1:16:28
  20 years. I'm so glad the house I bought
• 1:16:31
  is not in an HOA like I like. Seeked that out.
• 1:16:36
  Do you remember when I ran for HOA president and lost?
• 1:16:39
  And then the next year the HOA president sent out the election
• 1:16:43
  results of the previous year and it showed how they had so many
• 1:16:49
  more votes than I did. Remember this?
• 1:16:51
  And then I went to the fucking election and I thought, well, I
• 1:16:54
  found out the HOA president didn't live in the condo
• 1:16:56
  complex. And so everybody's down there
• 1:16:58
  filling out their ballots and I go up Madam, Madam President and
• 1:17:02
  she like got all like perky. Like she didn't know who I was.
• 1:17:05
  She all perky because I called her Madam President.
• 1:17:07
  I was like, I just had a quick question.
• 1:17:08
  Do you live here in the condo complex?
• 1:17:10
  She's and then everybody like looks up, am I get do you live
• 1:17:15
  here? She's like, no, my daughter
• 1:17:17
  does. And then you just hear this like
• 1:17:20
  and she lost, she lost that election.
• 1:17:22
  That's what happens. Damn dude, it's subversive.
• 1:17:28
  We're still the tree that did the damage, is still there and
• 1:17:32
  impacting the new toilet McClellan has installed during
• 1:17:35
  the repairs. HO as can be a major impediments
• 1:17:38
  to proper tree management. Many are overzealous in tree
• 1:17:41
  cutting, and while some simply don't know how to properly prune
• 1:17:45
  mature trees. Maintaining the balance between
• 1:17:48
  mature trees and safe and safety can be delicate, but when done
• 1:17:52
  properly, entire neighborhoods reap the benefits.
• 1:17:55
  Trees compat. Urban heat, the heat island
• 1:17:58
  effect and shade with shade and transport and transportation
• 1:18:03
  transpiration. There are cornerstones of
• 1:18:06
  ecosystem support. The student copied this from
• 1:18:09
  like ChatGPT acting is a much needed home for much needed home
• 1:18:13
  for pollinators. Best of all, mature trees,
• 1:18:16
  improved local air. Yeah, fuck that.
• 1:18:20
  I this is the problem with HOA that was like, so they're in
• 1:18:22
  charge of fruiting the stooge trees.
• 1:18:24
  They're not doing it. They damage this house and now
• 1:18:27
  they don't want to pay for it. But what's crazy is if you get a
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  bunch of fines from an HOA, those there's ways in some
• 1:18:33
  places where they take people's houses for not paying their HOA
• 1:18:36
  fines. Like they take them to court and
• 1:18:38
  try to reclaim their house and then sell it.
• 1:18:41
  Seeing that that happens a lot more than people realize.
• 1:18:44
  Actually, I couldn't. IHOAPS are like five 600 bucks a
• 1:18:49
  month. That's crazy.
• 1:18:57
  It's like built into our rent, you know?
• 1:19:00
  Yeah, but still. That's crazy.
• 1:19:07
  Yeah. Like how can they do that?
• 1:19:10
  Like, that's what I'm saying is like, how is that legal?
• 1:19:12
  It's so wild to me that these. HR and we have like a community
• 1:19:15
  pool and they do all of the lands like all the like
• 1:19:20
  landscape shit, you know, front side to side.
• 1:19:24
  For the houses, see that it's like a.
• 1:19:27
  Because it's like a townhouse. I wouldn't like that.
• 1:19:29
  I wouldn't want them doing my shit back up.
• 1:19:32
  I'll do my own yard. But then if I do that.
• 1:19:35
  You're they even like painted? They even painted our house
• 1:19:37
  recently. That's pretty cool.
• 1:19:41
  Yeah. Still too much money.
• 1:19:44
  Fuck that. That's a lot of money.
• 1:19:46
  Fuck HOA. Like it's like then if like I
• 1:19:49
  wanted to put in my big mega fence, I'd be fighting
• 1:19:52
  somebody's grandma about how it's too tall.
• 1:19:55
  I just don't want to listen to that shit.
• 1:19:56
  I don't want to pay somebody money for them to tell me what I
• 1:19:59
  can and can't do at my house. But that sounds weird.
• 1:20:02
  Call me American, but that's what I am.
• 1:20:05
  I just want to drink my beer, kiss my fish, kiss.
• 1:20:08
  My fish? Yeah, actually say kiss my fish.
• 1:20:11
  Yeah, actually says kiss my fish.
• 1:20:12
  That's the first thing. I just want to kiss my fish
• 1:20:15
  personally, like because like, you know, like, oh, look at this
• 1:20:18
  fish I caught. You could just say like or maybe
• 1:20:21
  it's catch my fish, but it sounds like.
• 1:20:23
  It's just kiss my fish. No, it sounds like kiss bro, but
• 1:20:27
  he's saying catch and he made it sound that much like kiss and
• 1:20:30
  that's like it's kiss like calling oats kisses your fish
• 1:20:36
  kisses on my list. I love the fact that you think
• 1:20:38
  that you know that it might be catch, but you still don't kiss.
• 1:20:41
  Yeah, 'cause it's kiss bro, that's what it is.
• 1:20:43
  If even if he meant to say it, he screwed up and he made it
• 1:20:46
  sound like kiss. Therefore this hold me kissing
• 1:20:49
  fish dog like straight up like that's just what it is bro.
• 1:20:52
  Own it you porpoise. Love him, motherfucker, Do you?
• 1:20:55
  Blowfish. Gay fish like Kanye West in
• 1:20:58
  South Park. Like straight up like that's it.
• 1:21:01
  That's you dog like. Definitely not a star like.
• 1:21:05
  You like fish sticks? Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  What are you, a gay fish? Like that's your life now bro,
• 1:21:10
  and that's cool, but you did that.
• 1:21:12
  The turning point. You did that at the Turning
• 1:21:15
  Point show, so everybody here knows that you're into a fish in
• 1:21:19
  a weird way. And that's like they're not.
• 1:21:21
  That's not conservative. There's nothing.
• 1:21:22
  And we're not talking about the pH fish like you're not out
• 1:21:25
  there like travelling with the band doing mushrooms or
• 1:21:27
  something. No, that's what they used to do
• 1:21:29
  before they had kids and tried to pretend like they didn't
• 1:21:31
  enjoy their lives earlier. You know, like most people of
• 1:21:34
  that generation. They're like, you can't do
• 1:21:36
  drugs, but I used to take acid and go follow around the dead.
• 1:21:39
  You're like, OK, that makes tons of sense.
• 1:21:42
  OK Graham, OK Gam, gam, gam, gam.
• 1:21:46
  If you had a choice, would you live in an HOA area or would you
• 1:21:50
  not live in an HOA area if you had to pick?
• 1:21:54
  If you had a choice, would the benefits outweigh the annoyance?
• 1:21:59
  Just depends. That's why I try to run for HOA
• 1:22:01
  so I'm in charge. What were you?
• 1:22:04
  What were you? Going to change.
• 1:22:04
  I'm the captain now. Well, this one wasn't changing.
• 1:22:07
  It was the very first president because it was a brand new condo
• 1:22:10
  complex. There's nothing to change.
• 1:22:15
  I was going to build an empire like Costco.
• 1:22:21
  Cosmo, I'm raising your HOA fees to 800.
• 1:22:24
  Give me that paper. Paper.
• 1:22:27
  I need that right now, please. Thank you.
• 1:22:29
  OK, bye. That's.
• 1:22:31
  How you? Yeah, and that's a voicemail.
• 1:22:33
  I leave audio, audio message and Teams.
• 1:22:39
  Everybody in the HOA has got to join Teams so I can just so I
• 1:22:42
  can harass you at any time to. Microsoft.
• 1:22:47
  Yeah, let's go start. Paying your boys also meditate,
• 1:22:52
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• 1:23:01
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• 1:23:03
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• 1:23:05
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• 1:23:06
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• 1:23:09
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• 1:23:21
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• 1:23:25
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• 1:23:29
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• 1:23:32
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• 1:24:05
  stretching out the truth. Will I'm endure you with to stay
• 1:24:07
  the night stay the night. I can get the victims when I
• 1:24:14
  know we can make the Kong control my birth.
• 1:24:15
  But I don't mind. Oh, man, I don't like that.
• 1:24:20
  I've been in love with a heartbreaker.
• 1:24:23
  I know that everything dies later.
• 1:24:25
  That's where they tell me I'm falling deep.
• 1:24:27
  I've never lent it straight on my feet.
• 1:24:29
  I'm calling these feelings. But don't chase her.
• 1:24:32
  I could walk on in the wrong phaser.
• 1:24:34
  She doesn't know that I'm on my knees.
• 1:24:36
  That I'd let her walk all over me.
• 1:24:37
  Even if you don't let me. Could I stand for a while?
• 1:24:46
  Stand for a while? Yeah, now my second hand heart
• 1:24:54
  has been found. Good.
• 1:25:04
  I stand for a while. Stand for a while.
• 1:25:37
  Let her walk all over me. Because I need to, baby, but you
• 1:26:09
  don't want me sheave or you made it clean.
• 1:26:13
  Now say that means you bet me you don't mean.
• 1:26:22
  Oh, even if you don't let me out, could I step for a while?
• 1:26:30
  Step for a while, girl. My second hand heart has been
• 1:26:35
  found good. I stand for a while.
• 1:26:37
  Stand for a while. You've been never gone with me.
• 1:26:41
  Hold good. I stand for a while.
• 1:26:47
  Stand for a while. Yeah, yeah, baby, 'cause my
• 1:26:49
  second hand heart has been found good.
• 1:26:54
  I stand for a while. Stand for a while.