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Episode 57: Blood and Honey · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It's time to leave your worries outside and join us inside the tree House.
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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Together, along
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with you, we make up the tree House while it lasts. Because,
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tree House podcast, I'm giving you, Raj an extremely excellent example that artificial
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intelligence cannot replace everything that is human. Okay, One thing that artificial intelligence
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I don't think will ever fully grasp is stupid, which is where we live,
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which is where we make our living, and absurdity. I don't think
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AI will be able to grasp those things as well as a human can.
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And one of the great examples I can give you of this is the new
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Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey movie. You're not familiar, Raj,
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I am not. So let me give you a quick lesson in copyright.
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So you create something, let's say it's a lovable children's character in book form.
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Yeah, after about one hundred years longer own that thing. It's now
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what they call public domain, which means anyone can now play with your thing
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that you've created, in this case Winnie the Poop, and they can play
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with your pooh. Yes they can't. They can't see see. AI is
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never going to make that joke. It's too low brow. That's why they
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will always have to have us for new depths of stupidity. Exactly, you're
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absolutely right, Hey, I is not making that joke, but we will.
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Yeah, And that's and that's why we are important. And also,
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speaking of stupid when you have a film like Winnie the Pooh, Blood and
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Honey that came out earlier this year, that also means there's going to be
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some idiot teacher who shows it to a bunch of fourth graders instead of teaching
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them something. Oh no, oh yes. Parents who's children attend a Miami
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Springs charter school are displeased after their kids were shown part of a new horror
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movie, leaving the children distraught and scarred for life. Michelle Diaz said that
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her fourth grade twins were shown nearly thirty minutes of Winnie the Pooh, Blood
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and Honey, a horror film featuring childhood favorite Winnie the Pooh, the twist
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being that he's a homicidal maniac. And this is this is a this is
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the example I'm trying to give you, Raj, and that is artificial intelligence
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would never do this to the lovable character Winnie the Pooh or Higlett. All
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you have to do is type in Winnie the Pooh horror movie and I will
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give you that movie. They'll go, but only because a human did it
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first. Oh it, Okay, we'll agree to disagree. But this is
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hilarious and I have to watch this movie now, almost following the pre production
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of this film for a few years, because as soon as I heard about
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it, I was like, oh my god, this is going to be
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good and in my head another bad joke, but I said it just because
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that's how my head board. I went, Oh, that's a pool I
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could get on board with. And then I went, I can't say that.
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I can't say that after that joke. After that joke, I can't
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say, well, that's a pool I could watch. That's not It's just
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going to be a movie I can watch. And if you say, if
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you say that, then AI is going to give you two girls one cup
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two piglets, one cup. That's a whole bunch of Pooh. Speaking of
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which, you want to know the the brief synopsis of Winnie the Pooh,
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Blood and Honey. Yeah, is it out? Is this something we can
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watch? I need to check to see on if it's on any platforms,
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because how do this teacher get they have? Joke? Is on Peacock.
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I have a Peacock subscription. I yes, yes, I will be watching
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Winning the Pooh, Blood and Honey, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey
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after Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and piglet and bark on a
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bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food. Okay, And
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here's what I love about Hollywood, and people give it crap all the time.
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Somebody went to somebody somewhere and went, I need a bag of money,
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and they go, cool, what's your idea? And they go,
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what do you think about Winnie the Pooh as a murderer? And they went,
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where have you been? Really? I wish I had money to invest.
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Here is your bag of cash. And then somebody made this and then
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so there was then there's voice over actors that had to audition for these different
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parts. No, no, no, this is not animation. This is
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live action. This is live action. So is this low budget like somebody
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in a winning Oh yeah, it's extremely low budget. Yeah. Like the
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bag of money the person got to make this film was probably six or seven
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bucks. It was in a McDonald's bag. It was a McDonald's bag of
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money. It probably was, especially because I believe in the story here where
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it says that the fourth grade teacher showed Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey
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to her kids in class. It has a three percent Rotten Tomatoes score.
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I think that's the lowest score in history. The film hit theaters after the
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characters Pooh, Piglet, Kanga, rue Awl Eyor, and Christopher Robbin hit
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the public domain. The unrated horror flick was shown to students by a careless
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teacher, and it turns out the students selected the film wow I'm watching the
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trailer, and according to the mother of the twins in the class, the
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teacher, she says, didn't stop the movie even though there were kids saying,
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hey, stop the movie. We don't want to see this. God,
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oh yeah, this is ah, this is good. There was I
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think there was more money spent on the poster probably then there was. Yeah,
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this is a I don't know if you can see the post might be
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too bright. There it is there you go? Was that Pooh with a
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with a sledgehammer? That sure is? Wait do you see Piglet? Uh?
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Yeah, this is good. I'm gross looking. Biglet looks like if
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like imagine you know, animated Piglet from the book and the little cartoons and
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stuff. He's very sweet and docile and everything. Yeah, he's basically been
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mashed up with a like a wild boar from the hills. Have eyes.
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Love it. I'm such a fan of this movie. I'm gonna bump this
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Rotten Tomatoes rating up to four percent. And that's the kind of thing that
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I think artificial intelligence will not be able to master. They may master us
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as humans, but I don't think they'll be able to master the entertainment side
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of things. And another good example of this, like you know, you're
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saying, like you know, this Winnie the Pooh thing, it's such an
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extreme, it's an absurd thing, and we love it in here because what
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we love. Years ago, I shared with everybody on the show a new
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film that I was very excited about. In the early two thousands. It
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was a movie called Bubba Hotep and because of our time spent discussing the film
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Bubba Hotep, even just the trailer when we played it before the movie even
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came out, just the trailer had us all captivated. And when the movie
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eventually came out and eventually went to at the time, like vhs and DVDs
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are still a thing, that's how long ago this was. That Hollywood video
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was out of Bubba ho Tep. Oh, if you don't know Bubba Hotep.
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Bubba Hotep is the story of Elvis, who is not dead. He
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is in fact alive. He's not well, but he's old and alive in
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an East Texas nursing facility nursing home, and he joins forces with a black
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man who believes he is President John F. Kennedy, yes, also not
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dead, and they're both stationed in an East Texas nursing facility where an ancient
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mummy is resurrected after falling off of a bus headed to a museum, and
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the mummy reeks havoc upon the occupants of the nursing home and it's up to
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Elvis and Black John f. Kennedy to Save the Day that is the film
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Bubba Hotep. Ever, since that stuff happened, you got all the craziness
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that came after. You got Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. You got pride and
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prejudice and zombies and all that kind of stuff. And now we get Winnie
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the Pooh, Blood and Honey and like I said, I'm gonna get my
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popcorn ready for tonight. Yeah, I'm just wondering if it is the same
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people that, like they got their start with Bubba Hotap and that got a
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little money in their pocket and they went, you know what, let's do
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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer and that kind of that kind of went a little a
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little bit bigger because it was actually different people. It was different people.
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I just in in my in my theory of their their decline, it just
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started out with getting a little bit of money in their pocket, and then
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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer a little bit more money, and then they were out
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of ideas, and Hollywood's like, hey man, you got to give us
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something like how about pride and prejudice? Zombies? And then there and at
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the end they're just Dirk Diggler at the end of Boogie Knights, where he's
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just like he's just meeting people in the back Alley's like, hey, man,
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I got I got some ideas. We started with Bubba Ho tep In
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Don Coscarelli, who was also behind the Phantasm movies, and then we go
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through the Vamp, the Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter uh stuff, which is a
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series of books. I believe it was the same author that they did that,
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and Bride and Bridges and Zombies that then became movies, and then and
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then what was the last one that you just said, they're just they're they're
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they're Oh, it's a nights Nurgiy Knights. So now we have what was
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that, Wes Anderson or Paul who did Who did? I don't I don't
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believe it was Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas something. Anyway, you had an
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action you get a really mainstream director like that who's also now going into zombie
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porn. Yeah, now we're going and he's just in a back and in
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an alley and somewhere in Tampa and he's like, you know what, I
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got an idea for it, and like what you got and he's like Winnie
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the Pooh is a murderer, and they're like, all right, man,
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here's here's twelve dollars in a big mech. Let's see what you can do
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with this. It was it's it's Paul Thomas Anderson booking. Yeah, the
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images. I just pulled it up. I mean, if I didn't see,
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if they didn't have a title, I just saw the pictures, I
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would think, you know, that's like the Purge twenty two yo. Yes,
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yeah, that's what that's what this would be. They've perched, they've
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perched all, you know, the humans, and so now we're we're tackling
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you know, and every you know, every movie has it's like the slug
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line like remember like what was it I'm trying to think of, like what
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was it Sylvester Stone and Cobra, what was this? Like he's the they're
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the disease, he's the cure or something like that, right, Yeah.
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And then when it came to winning the Pooh Blood and Honey, I'm sure
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they went around the table and like what do you got? I'm like,
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I don't, I don't, I don't have anything. And then somebody went,
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this ain't no bedtime story and they went put it on the poster,
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because that's that's the slug line. No, no, no, it's not
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actually Winnie the Pooh, blood and Honey on the movie poster. It actually
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says we'll be friends forever, won't we? Oh? Okay, because this
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one the one I have. Uh, this is the one that's on the
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DVD cover because this one to DVD, so uh, maybe we go to
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a red box. I don't know where you buy him anymore. This just
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this, This ain't no bedtime story. And I'm like that that sounds appropriate.
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uh, Killer Patio a lot of fun and it's my birthday, So
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come see me Raj's birthday. Yeah, that's the enthusiasm I expect. Speaking
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of enthusiasm for you, Raj, what the hell's going on in India that
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you've been posting on Instagram? Uh? So, I a couple of days
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ago I started seeing probably a week ago, I started seeing these old older
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Indian matrimonial things. This was so it used to be like, okay,
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so in India there's no dating sites. They're all matrimonial sites. So here
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you have like basically parents setting up their kids. Yes, so what they
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the newspaper and it would be matrimonials and be like Brahman family seeking, Brahman
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girl age, this and this and this. So they started doing Bramen is
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a cast. So the cast system is still alive and well in India.
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Oh so, like I'm trying to remember back to my middle school days.
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So casts like the like the like medieval times. Yes, so different segments
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of hierarchy of society, yes, and they don't okay, and you don't
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intermingle casts usually. So apparently it wasn't just tea and oppression that were thrust
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upon the Indian people by the British. Oh no, no, we've been
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doing casts for ten thousand years. So oh so did the Brits They took
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that front. They probably took that from us, but like, hey,
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hey we like this system you got here, We're going to incorporate this.
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the dating profile videos that they would do, it's like, hey, I'm
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Derek and I like to surf, and it's like just a guy in a
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mullet with a mustache and a tank top. Well, now make it matrimonials
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and make it twenty twelve. It is parents, a lot of parents,
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and some single men and women who are like, hey, this is what
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I'm looking for in a spouse or this is what we're looking for for our
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son, or this is what we're looking for for our daughter, and they
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try to go through and give like the high points or like what you need
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to know as the woman that is potentially going to marry our son or the
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boy that's potentially going to marry our daughter. So I posted one of these
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and I thought it because I just found it, and I thought it was
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very funny, and a lot of people started to like it, and one
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of them blew my mind was Alex Borstein, who's the lowest on family guy.
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Wow. She and she's on Marvelous Missus Nasal and she liked it,
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and I posted another one and she loved it again, and I was like,
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Okay, I'm gonna post one last one and then I'm gonna go back
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to posting my stand up comedy clips. And I posted this one and it's
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it says if you look at my Instagram, it says potatoes ten ways is
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the one I posted. And I don't know what resonated with the world,
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and India is specifically India, the UK and the Middle East. But yesterday
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the video had I believe it was eighty three thousand views, and today I
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believe it's over one million. It's impressive, and I can understand why because
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you see this and you immediately think and you hear it and you think there's
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no way this can be real. But yeah, I know, but here
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we are. Yeah. And then I posted another one after that, thinking
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I'm like, well, because this was what eighty thousand views, and I'm
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like, all right, that's cool. Let me post another one and it
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says eating animals in Vegas. I'm gonna get to that one in a second.
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Let's let's listen to potatoes ten ways. First on this lovely husband and
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wife trying to find a mass for their suitable match for the side. And
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this is real. Yeah, this is real, except him in all positions.
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Lix and we have very open minded family. We do not mind girl
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from any goal to or subcast as long as she's from our one and only
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son is working in the London Ali needs girl whose mood is not like London
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weather. It should be like move by weather in Mansoon, cool and full
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of water. As he is in transferable job. She should be willing to
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move all the time and accept him in all positions. She should be able
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to cook potato inten different bait because our son loves potato. She should always
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agree to our son and rub his backet line and rub his back has to
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be fair, with no marks on face or on her character. She should
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be innocent like our son and should cook for him all the time. She
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should not follow him on the twitters or poke him on the Facebook. If
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you're interested in our sons, he's for us to quiki at the rate of
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dot com, thank you, it just started getting some traction, and so
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at eighty thousand and eighty three thousand something views, I usually post kind of
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the same time. So I'm like, you know what, let me throw
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this one up. And I started looking at some more of them, and
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I found this girl who when I listened the whole thing, the only thing
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I could come up with the title for her was eating animals and Vegas.
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And this is her looking for a guy who has never been to Vegas because
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I want to go with him for my honeymoon. He should like to eat
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all kinds of animals, especially pop He should be ready to attend Mass on
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Sunday with me, but never take me to Mass in an auto. It
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show. He should never wear perfume, only telcompatter. He should be willing
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to express love only in missionary position. He should be able to accept my
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mummy papa as his mummy papa. If interested, please mail me with your
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resume and color photographs. Lovely underscore me a thank you to play this again.
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Hello. I'm miss Rosalie Vegas and I am looking for a guy who
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has never been to Vegas because I want to go with him for my honeymoon.
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He should like to eat kind of animals, especially pap. He should
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be ready to attend Mass on Sunday with me, but never take me to
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mass in auto show. She should never real perform only telcom. He should
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be willing to express love only in missionary position. He should be able to
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accept my mummy papa as his mummy papa. If interested, please make me
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wi your resume and color photographs. I love that she only the only what.
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She's only interested in marrying a man who can express his love through the
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missionary position. Yes, uh, but uh, but but but you get
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service for people in North Texas and you also do things by the book.
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I know you guys are big into permits. Are those really really necessary though?
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Well, I'll tell you what. If you get a construction project down
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in your house without a permit in some cities, the homeowner can get fined
27:27
as well as the contractor doing those jobs, and it can come back to
27:33
haunt you as far as selling your home anything in those magnitudes because those permits
27:38
protect the city and they protect the homeowner both. And the city doesn't want
27:42
to have, you know, fraudulent construction done on these properties that could likely
27:48
cause fires or damage because you know, the cities want to make sure their
27:52
cities are safe because they got a lot of liability involved in that. And
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the homeowner they go to sell their home and they get repairs done, they
27:59
have to disclose what repairs they have done. And then if they find out
28:02
that those repairs were done not with permits and with you know the basis they
28:06
should be. Then that homeowner may take a beating on the resale value of
28:11
what they had done to their homes. Not to mention homeowner associations. If
28:15
they find out you did items like roosts and fences and gutters, sometimes they
28:21
can put a lien on your property as well. So there's a lot of
28:23
red tape in order to get construction done properly. And I know it's a
28:27
pain, but if you you know, we're here to be fear for the
28:30
long haul. We want to make sure your home is protected and so that's
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the only way we can do it is do it by the books. Do
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the permits go through all the cities, be rechedro general contractors, and the
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list goes on and on. There's a ton of things that we have to
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do and carry does in the office every day for all of our projects.
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So yeah, it's a big deal. And like you said, Carrie,
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your wife is the one that handles all those permits and she whips them all
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into shape and make sure everything is above board and make sure all the clients
28:55
are taken care of. This is one of the many reasons why I love
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three cook DFW. That's eight three three cook dfwor cookdfw dot com. It
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is online that treehouse on air dot com. Let's welcome Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing
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into the treehouse right now. And I'm very excited to talk to you.
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One, I'm always excited to talk to you, but two, I'm really
29:19
excited to talk to you about this one because I'm ready for people to get
29:22
to know even more the real Jacqueline and the real Brooks Plumbing because I've gotten
29:27
a steady dose of it over the last week because I've been dealing with a
29:33
possible transaction on my home in Dallas. And the buyer's side came back and
29:37
said, oh my god, you have all these plumbing issues. Guess who
29:40
I know? I know Jacquelin from Brooks Plumbing. And I said, hey,
29:41
Jaqueline, can you come check this stuff out? And guess what she
29:45
did? And then that's when I learned how much of a pitbull Jacqueline can
29:48
be when she is on your side. They came to the table and basically
29:51
said that they wanted you to completely replace all of the waterlines in the yard
29:55
and in the house because they didn't like the pressure. Well, there's little
30:00
really no mandate on what pressure has to be set at, and honestly,
30:03
the cities kind of set their own pressure. It's higher first thing in the
30:07
morning, when everybody's up and taking a shower. It's higher at night when
30:11
everybody's home giving the kids a bath, cooking, doing laundry intends to be
30:15
lowest during the day, and it varies from city to city, sometimes even
30:18
neighborhood to neighborhood. So you have a buyer that's coming in saying I don't
30:21
like the pressure in your house, well that hey, look, that's a
30:22
preference thing. If you don't like the color of the paint on the walls
30:26
inside the house, and by the way, I like the colors that Tara
30:29
chose to paint the house. But if you don't like the colors on the
30:32
wall, you don't give them a discount because they don't like the paint color
30:34
that you chose. That's just not how it works. There's nothing wrong with
30:37
the water, there's no need to repipe anything. This is one hundred percent
30:41
a buyer preference issue. I can't advise you to make those changes because they're
30:44
not a necessary requirement at this time because there's no leaks, there's no reason
30:48
to do that. Well, then we see their estimate. Not only is
30:51
their estimate probably i'd say about three times as much as what I would charge
30:55
to do it. There's no license information on the estimate, there's no plumbing
30:59
company header at the top of the page and red flag on the field,
31:03
yellow flag whatever. I don't do the sports obviously, don't put me on
31:07
the sports podcast that you guys are doing. It just amazed me that they
31:11
were like, hey, you have this problem. No, you don't have
31:12
a problem. We looked at the house. There's no water leak. That's
31:15
not a problem. You're being picky. That's on your buyer, that's not
31:18
on my dan. Sorry, take a hike. So, if you want
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Jacqueline the the Pitbull of plumbing on your side, you give Brooks Plumbing a
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call two one four, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight two one four,
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you and your pipes, but also if you're doing what I'm doing, going
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through a transaction, she will have your back day and night. Brooks Plumbing,
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Special to incorporate some of these arranged marriage videos that you found Raj in India.
33:30
Because this lady, she's attractive, she's very pretty, she's and she's
33:35
got she's got the girls out to help sell herself. You know, she's
33:37
got the Cleveland Yeah. So I am still stuck though on a couple of
33:45
points. One she says he should not ever wear perfume, only talcum powder.
33:50
Yes, I don't know. Is that is that a cultural thing or
33:52
is she just allergic to perfumes? Do you think, Roji, I don't,
33:57
I don't know. I think it has to be something that is.
34:00
The smell of it is maybe what she likes because that was a thing for
34:04
the longest time. So in India, for a very very long time,
34:07
and I'm talking up until the last maybe twelve fifteen years, they didn't wear
34:13
deodorant. It wasn't a very big thing. I didn't want to say anything,
34:16
but I noticed, yes, And so it's also not unlimited to the
34:21
to the there's plenty of dudes at the gym that don't and I really really
34:29
need them to. Yeah, like Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, like those
34:31
guys don't do it. It is also like if you look at like what
34:36
like the zinc in deodorance, like that has a has been linked to breast
34:39
cancer issues and whatever. Anyway, so they would use talcum powder. So
34:45
it's very hot in India, so it was every so it's all over like
34:50
I've seen it where it's just like literally like all over the chest and back
34:54
and everywhere else you can imagine. So maybe that is supposed to keep you
34:59
dry, right, that's you that's or turned into a paste, one of
35:01
the two. Anytime I've ever tried to use something like that, whether it
35:06
was like gold bonds or what's the other stuff? Shower to shower which smells
35:13
nice like you you get in the middle of the Texas summer and yeah,
35:17
now you just have you know, ass paste, you have ass paste and
35:21
uh. And that's so, I mean, that's what I'm assuming. She
35:24
likes the smell of it pre ass paste and that's why she's like and that.
35:30
And then they do call they do call it perfume. And that's across
35:34
the board. So it's not cologne, like it's Colonne for men, perfume
35:37
for women. They're like, I've had guys walk up to me in Indian
35:39
farm you excuse me, So what does that perfumutilating? And I'm like,
35:42
hey, bro, I won't you back up? Dude, take it easy,
35:49
bro, this this colone. Uh. At this point, I'm kind
35:52
of thinking that we should we should check to see if if this girl is
35:54
still available and see if we can set her up with our our very own
35:59
trade trend home. Yeah. I mean, she she wants to go to
36:01
Vegas for the honeymoon. She's Catholics, of what, you have to attend
36:06
Mass, but you can't take her to Mass in a rickshaw. Uh,
36:08
so lucky for her, Trey doesn't even own a rickshaw. It's been years
36:16
since I've seen Trey run anywhere. But you can only express your love to
36:22
her in the missionary position. So speaking of whids, let's let's go back
36:27
and listen to that part again. She persume only Telkampata, he should be
36:32
willing to express love only in missionary position. He should be able to accept
36:37
my mummy papa as his mummy papa. So that, to me is the
36:40
other fascinating point. She wants you, Trey, to accept her mummy and
36:46
pop up, but she only wants to be made love to in the missionary
36:50
position. So Trey, you were going to have to forego flipping her over
36:54
yep and making her call you daddy. Yes, and although I do think
37:01
missionary is a highly underrated you know position, but right on the back of
37:07
you know, you can only love me that way. But also, I
37:09
mean makes it sound like Mommy and Poppy are gonna be watching. But you
37:15
get to eat pork. It goes limited Macon and and you'll get potatoes ten
37:22
ways. It sounds like a pretty good deal. Yeah, And and you'll
37:29
like there there's a couple and then There's one guy who I posted who He
37:32
is a wrestling champion and I'm not like the like Greco Roman wrestling champion of
37:37
his state. And he promises to never use his wrestling techniques on his wife
37:44
unless she wants it. I don't think that'll be a good match for Trey.
37:52
Yeah, but Trey likes to make love like like the van Erics.
38:00
I thought you'd been just gat that out of your mind on drugs. Oh
38:07
there was a time seven years sober. Thanks for joining us inside the Treehouse
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