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Episode 163: The One Where They Finally Have A House Party · Chucks Cantina

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This is Chuck's canteena podcast where anything and everything is up for discussion. And
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now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell. No, I'm sorry, No,
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I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Anyway, you know what you do
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for me? You can go off? Is that's a direction you could suck?
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Sorry? Do you have keys? What a what am I? What?
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Am I little? What? Am my little baby? No? I
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was gonna clan. Are you recording that? I was gonna do a little
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thing for this thing on it? You're gonna do a little thing for the
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thing for the podcast, for the audio. Are you ready? Yep?
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Hit man? H fuck myself, damn it. I tried to be cool
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at once. It didn't work out. You're good. Give me a second,
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need an actual bottle of I'm a little a little scared right now,
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ladies and gentlemen, don't I've caught it. No, I've already started correct
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implement. Welcome, Welcome to Chuck's Cantino. Welcome to Welcome the trucks Chucks.
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Oh yeah, trucks carcino. Sure shared, dude, how are you
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well? Did that come out there for a second? No, you just
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went silent. Yeah you did brother. That was weird. What I was
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wrapping my ass? Rewind No, I got yeah, brod Van fit going
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full full, full full bore. We're going full bore, Chuck Scantina,
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Oh good god, how are you doing? My friend doing doing pretty good?
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There we go, just flying everywhere. Yeah, it actually was.
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It did fly a little bit further than I intended. Got a little bit
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on my laptop there. No, I was going to say. The reason
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I did a little German accent is because I'm chicken on Heineken. Oh a
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little Heini. Where did I get this set Heineken? Chuck did if?
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I didn't think about that? Did I pon it off a bomb for a
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lemon? No? Did I get it in the mail from how air drop
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Services? No? I didn't. You know what I got. I got
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it from one of my one of my good buddies, one of my best
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friends, who had a little swaw my father. Did your dad bring these?
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Yeah? So you brought Heineken and BlackBerry brandy. That's my father.
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I guess he did see that here was a German. Although, although I'm
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not gonna lie to you, I don't remember the last time I I know
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what he's had them before, but he cannot tell you the last time he
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is drunk Heineken, because I always as shocked as anyone when I saw him
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walk up my driveway the bottle of brandy, not surprise at all, not
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surprise, the bottle of heineken. I'm like, literally, I'm like,
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you good. He's like, yeah, well, I'm like, what is
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that. It's a bottle, it's a case of Heineken. I'm like,
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I know, it's a case of Heinegen, but you're a miller guy.
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What's going on that? No, he's just what did he say it was?
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I heard it was a German going away party. Honestly, probably that's
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probably what he said. But he was doing he was using doing Arnold like
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I do all the time. So it was a good time. He had
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a good time at the party. We got too drunk the tents, I
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will say. And I have talked to a few people about this. My
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mother in law was even like, you did what before you went to bed?
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So obviously, yes, we had a little gathering, little soire birthday
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party for my lovely wife. Yeah, you know, twenty I never looked
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so good. And she'd like to hear that, and uh, you told
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her that person, right, you said, though, of course of course
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I had that run up. I had that run up the second she woke
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up that morn. Anyway, man, I never looked so good. Do
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you want? Party ends? We'll get, we'll get to the we'll get
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we'll talk about my things in a little bit party and everyone goes home.
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My brosky from another most ski over here O G. Patron, who also
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likes to say you can find us at Chuck's Cantina in Gmail and Chuck's Cantina
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on your socials, sayed with his lovely girlfriend brod a Street. They're the
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only do that stay. Everyone got home safe. Mind you just for saying
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that, so of course parties over, we've all had a lot of that.
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We've all had a couple of libations. I had quite a few libations,
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and I was dead tired, and I decided, you know what,
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what's the best thing from middle of the night before we go to bed?
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Not just hot dogs? Chicago Chicago's dad. I don't know how, I
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swear to you, I have not drinken that much and not and wake up
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with no hangover. I was more scared that I woke up and I had.
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If anything, the only thing I had that morning was just a sore
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throat because I snored. I could tell you snored because when I drink,
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I snore. I mean, my wife says I snore. God, that's
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which I know I do. But when I drink, I mean, I
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am a fucking bear in hybernation snoring. So anyway, but I digress.
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Anyway, anyway, moving on, Yeah, I had two Chicago was a
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hot dogs and I didn't wake up with a hangover. And like, again,
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I'm not gonna lie to you. For like three hours, I was
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like tweaking on my I's gonna hit, when's it gonna hit? And it
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never hit, And I'm still paranoid by it because I I had and I
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mean, I had a lot to drink and I and I didn't eat much
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either. I mean I was kind of like I was sparingly eating throughout the
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day, but in terms of like actually eating like normal meals, no,
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like I think like the first thing I ate that day was some of my
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uh god rest for soult, my gramma Jerry's pasta salad. At one point
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I snuck up, you know, thanks to our friend Joe's mom. I'm
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done she brought them some barbecue pork. I had a barbecue pork sandwich and
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then the last tame I were eating before the She was a really nice lady.
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Not to cut off. But when I was getting ring, well that
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Chuck one of the one of the attractions in the at the Darty, uh
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Caitlin's Darty. Yeah, turned into a nerdy but we won't. We're gonna
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get there. But there was like this ring game, ringing hook amy.
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He probably said if you have been a I don't know, local pub or
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whatever, but yeah, no, I was getting housed in this game by
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Drew and I had Renee pouring me the shots of the BlackBerry brandy and as
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we Chuck and I had discussed the you know, during that night, Renee
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was mister clickety clack himself. Seeing him in the flesh, he was he's
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always a good time. But he was beyond generous with these shots. He
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was saying, no, no, they're just full shots. My dad was
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surprised when I sent the picture of the bottle that it was empty. He
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goes like, what happened. I'm like, buddy, my buddy. Renee
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was really generous with his pores for the ring for that little toss gamer playing
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and goes ah, okay, I went oh for three in games of this
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ring ring hook game hook whatever about the game. You're right, it's the
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ring with the string and the hook game. And you got to move the
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cup into the spot and then you get and then you're getting them off the
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board. You win the person. Well yeah, yeah, So the idea
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is that the first to get you know, the object, I don't know
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what to call it, the column to the other person's side, by getting
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the rings on the hooks the most times in a row, so to speak.
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Uh, the loser, I mean played. The loser is the other
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person. Jesus Christ, did I forget the English language overnight? Because that's
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what a terrible job explain. This does permanent damage focused on the Deutsch.
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But yeah, No, Drew was destroying me because he had locked in the
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uh, he'd locked in the movements because he had been playing multiple rounds of
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that game. So I don't know how Drew wasn't completely fucking smashed at that
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point. Yeah, but no, and then Renee was pouring me up at
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least two and a half shots per quote unquote full shot. So and I
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went over three uh so, yeah, I was feeling it then that was
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that was just a diversion. But go on like completely, no, she's
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yeah, she's on the phone. No, I will say this. So
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the BlackBerry brandy that is one of my dad's, my father's staple drinks.
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Like my father and I, we can definitely have our fair share of fair
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share, We can definitely have our fair share of a lot of libationis together
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and stuff like that. Remember the BlackBerry brandy comes out. That's not like
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a but not like it's not like a shot that that's like that's like one
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of the few drinks where it's like, hey, sip, sip, you
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know what I mean, like time enjoy it and the stuff knocks on your
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ass and stuff like that, and it really does. But I just remember
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I had not again, I think what saved me. I'm not gonna lie
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to what saved me was you brought over this fantastic dish, which, by
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the way, I got to finish the rest of it. Family recipe,
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family recipe. Like that's what I'm saying, Like nothing, blood is not
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there's not blood in this ditch, by the way, that's not what they're
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red with. No, like your potato. Oh my god, I'm getting
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my mouse warning sinking. I already had my dinner like this classic family German
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potato salad. That's what I'm saying, Like, dude, nothing beats a
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good old fashioned family recipe. Like okay, like my mom she made my
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grandma's famous pasta salad. My mom also made her famous big zd Like I'm
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not gonna. Here's the one regard I have about the party is that I
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bought way too much food and like like I've had. I mean, I'm
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not gonna I haven't had. I literally had hot talks to night for innerbet
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the first I had hot talks since the party, because I'm like, if
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I have a hot I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my ship and full of glisies
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right now. But yeah, no, it was. It was a good
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time, good people, good friends. Yeah, you know, all the
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celebrates the wife's birthday. And also it's also nice because again it was our
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first, uh, our first like gathering of that size at our house,
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you know, like I've talked about on the podcast before, like we're like
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the the fact tho, no, there's anything wrong with it, Like the
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fact though, like people that host the Fourth of July for our family and
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stuff like that, which we love doing. Caitlin's families always had a tradition
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Fourth of July and we're very honornder to carry that on even in the worst.
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Yeah, I never forget that. I think about I think I think
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about that every time I drive through that part of the part of Highland.
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Party. I mean, you can't think you cannot not think about it.
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But yeah, no, it was just it was just a good time.
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And like I said, like it was one of those things where like party
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went over work smoothly, and even the cops showed up, and even the
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cops were like, don't know why we got called. We can't hear you.
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Yes, we didn't know. We had we had the the neighbor,
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the neighbor going they're too loud at eight o'clock on a Saturday night, and
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the cops and the cops we even like, we can't hear you, We're
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not that loud. But that happens like this this past Saturday in general,
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the cops came. I had no fucking idea. Yeah, So Caitlyn was
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walking out her folks because they were leaving, and right when she was putting
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like when they were to their car. She also was just like walking our
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dog in the front yard, like kind of give him some like little like,
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hey, let's give them a little like a little uh distance from all
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the people and stuff like that. A police officer walked up to her and
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had asked them if she was the owner of the house. She said yes,
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and they said, look, you're not in trouble, but we received
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a noise complaint and we are in the front yard and we can't It wasn't
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it was the music was too loud, and they said that we are when
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they got in these they said, the cops said, we are in the
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front yard and we can I hear the music. We can't even hear the
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people in the backyard. And then of course Kateln said, then she heard
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me laughing, But but it's probably were playing beer too hard, bro probably.
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But then but then all they said, all they said, like,
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hey, here's one of the noise curfews, which we know quite well,
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just because like I said, like I've looked that up. I've looked that
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stuff up in my in my area because I just like to know stuff.
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And then yeah, like I said, think the party was over by like
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ten forty five, no problem. And we don't know who the neighbor was.
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I don't neighbor was, and uh yeah, I know exactly who it
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was because I saw I think I saw somebody. Uh but we don't have
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to go there. Yeah, but I'm saying it was. It was a
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good time. It was a really good time, and I was humbled to
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be there. Glad I could make it. I love that. Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, just uh just add a good time. Yeah,
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I mean, yeah, good time. You know. I got to talk
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to a lot of people I haven't seen in a while, nice parties,
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got to see Devin, got to see just justin uh you know, well
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they talked to It was it was a great time because, like I said,
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like yeah, Joe's folks came, like Drew flew in from Virginia.
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Like it was you know, like you know, it's like because like it
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wasn't like my dad Getty's out there. Yeah, and you know it's like
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that wasn't I mean, it wasn't really ipt. It wasn't like a just
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a friends party. It was a family party. Like that's what it was.
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Friends of family, friends and family and friends of the family. Family
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of the friends. So but yeah, no good time, and uh it's
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uh crazy say because like I said, we now have weddings coming up and
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stuff like that, so it's gonna be a busy couple of weeks. So
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I'll be figured out the podcast here, oh quick, cybar Still, I
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want to give a shout out the speaker. They have tried their best.
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Not that I'm complaining. It was a it was a fun thing to see
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the weird stacklitch that said we had our highest downloads, which, by the
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way, if we did, thank you for listening. We really appreciate your
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sport. But so that we had our highest downloads a couple of weeks ago,
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and I had to ask again. I was like, hey, look,
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just want to confirm was a sigwitch you know what I mean, just
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trying to run my numbers and stuff like that, and they said, honestly,
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we can't say because iTunes and Apple have made a lot of changes to
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their podcast ptform as many one, like I think I believe it was Google
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shut down their Google podcast platform because I just put on YouTube, which I
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get that, so I think there's been a lot of changes, so there's
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bound to be errors. But hey if it was. If it wasn't many
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great If not, why it's still that means I need to make that number
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of reality. So good times roll any Hell yeah, bro oh, I
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condition to high gear. I'm drinking high quality H two O and I was
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drinking a poppy Cranberry Line. Oh, Cranberry Line is such a classic flavor.
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I don't know why there's literally I just swear to God, this literally
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tastes like which I'm not complain about. It tastes like U zero, like
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a zero sugar mountain de code red, which I love. So you know
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what I mean. Sonic, it's a lot of a lot of a press
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for their cherry line maids. But the Cranberry limemaids mmm, dog, could
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we talk about it? Should we tell a secret about it? It's really
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good. You see a secret? You've had the secrets? No, but
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I've read the secret because right back told me so? God, all right,
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well, what what what is the secret? From one sirt? Right
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back? I don't know. The secret is a book. It's about manifestation.
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Oh, the book is a secret. I thought you're about to tell
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me a secret from the actual righteback. No, whatever, you just the
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right back. It's not right back, it's the right back, the right
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back aka skip Sheffield. You think you can eat a bunch of shit on
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camera for content? Well, guess what. I don't know where I'm going
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with this. Anyway, here's one the right back. Well I can't stand
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half the ship, he says. Bottom line is he gets views in content
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because some of the ship. He says, it's so audacious and ridiculous.
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Like I said, Hey, that's how it works. Like, hey,
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nothing against the guy Finch McMahon is should rip Chile. Said Jesse here Jesse,
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Yeah, Jesse is a cop intrurish on the cache. Hey, Jesse,
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are you still in the Baja? Are you back in the States?
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A winter in Baha, whetty springing A go up to Minnesota? Jesus Christ.
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It needs work, but it's it's getting. It's close. It's there.
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You know what, No what else? What else is there? Like
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the party, it was great. Shout out to Zach. Uh shut up
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because because uh went one in one, one in one, I think in
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beer pong, I think I'll give us that. But you know what's crazy
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was that Uh? You know, Chuck had the typical party Shenanigans set up
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about a nice, nice center area on the patio there with the food and
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whatnot and drinks on the side. But yeah, a little couple of tents,
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a couple of tables. Uh set up, Chuck. I actually you
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know it was a party. You know, we were deep in the drink.
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We actually want to beer poem game and uh, you know we were
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deep in the sauce. If we were able to pull that off. You
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know what was funny though, And I gotta quick red quick story. I
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got a motorcycle. This is on my mind right now. I gotta say
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this. I love my wife. Mm hmm. Light of my dad makes
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me every time I wake up and see her. There's a lovely woman.
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So we could not find it. Just yeah, we could not find peanutong
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balls. Yes, I forgot about this the party. So my wife,
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being a school as she is, what does she do. She literally goes
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on Uber and she orders from Jewel Osco or I'm pretty sure it was Jewel.
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She orders from Jewel a thing that says it is a thing of red
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solo cups, and a thing that claims to be beer pond cups but also
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comes with or beer ponds beer pong balls like pan pong balls, but also
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comes with like shot glasses that are like like look like red solo cups.
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So she's so all of a sudden, I just see some guy walking up
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the driveway with a bag, and like, who the hell is this guy?
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And then we see and then I see the bag and I literally go
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to my wife, did you disorder red solo cups and pinbomballs from over?
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And she goes, yes, I did. I go, I love you
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so much. So we got out cited were setting up the balls and the
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set up the cups. She like that filing with water. I grabbed I
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couldn't find anything to fill with water, so I grabbed the biggest. I
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grabbed my Batman popcorn bucket and felt with water with water. I was wondering
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how that came into play. To be honest, it's like, who's having
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popcorn? And out here from uh? Like you were honestly knowing kill and
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I wouldn't be surprised anyway. Say we take out these pin bomb balls and
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I'm not shooting you. These are like miniature pin pom balls that have zero
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bounce, These zero bounts somehow heavier somehow heavier. I compared them to hale
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balls of hail. Honestly, that's a pretty good comparisons app because they just
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dropped and it was like, obviously they're not as big, so they don't
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have as much air. But then it's like is the material denser than the
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normal because you would think there's still a little bit of air in there in
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it, but you were heavy threw off your game. It all I'm saying,
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I got a little echo. We're playing all these games and I'm getting
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like, you know, I lost the first, like it's not it's not
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easy. And then we call some friends on the way over and they stopped.
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They got some actual pain bomb balls, and then they know because like
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honestly, like if you look at the ad, it probably said, yeah,
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pain pomballs like you want, because again, no one goes or are
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these actual pin bumballs. No, you just see pin pumballs. You go
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their pin pong balls. So we're all getting kind of annoyed though, because
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these paint bub balls are not working and stuff like that. But thankfully,
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because I finally took my time and learn the gist of them, I had
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three double bounces. That was it was actually sick as fuck. I was
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at spectator's angle on the pony's opposing side, and the spin on these suckers,
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it was almost a full ninety degree turn that these balls would take off
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the bounce right. And I'm not you know, I'm not saying chucks.
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The guy from the movie wanted where you can curve the bullets. But we
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might have to start testing that theory out. There's all I'm saying. I
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mean, you don't know what I did. You don't know what I do
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with my daytime. Drop. The merit of the hypothesis is sound anyway,
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No, man, It was kind of funny because I'm thinking about it now
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and I find myself reminiscing about a time where I was in the opposite situation
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where we had got shot sized or like mini sized red solo cups, but
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we were using full sized ping pong balls. Oh, and that was also
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a skilled challenge because you had to lend that land. You know that game
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where it's the ball and the cup and you fling the cup the ball in
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the air and it's got a string. It was like that, but for
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a full ten ten cups that you had to be It was intense anyway,
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I digress that I'm the digression Jones over here. No, dude, it
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was it was a good time. Everyone got home safe, good food.
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I had a sign of had so many leftovers this week. I actually froze
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some of that big ZD that we had left. Definitely gonna cook that one
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of these days during the like the next month or so. But uh,
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yeah, no, it was just it was a good old It was a
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good old time and appreciate you coming. And yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah it was. It was fun. It was fun. We had a
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great time. But you know, it was fun to finally get the like
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the first house house gathering that we've had like friends over for dinner and stuff
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like that, like like last like we had last summer. Killing surprised me.
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She had a few friends come over to my house for like my birthday
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where we had like steaks and ship in the grill and stuff like that.
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And yeah, no, just just so but like yeah, like in terms
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of like having that many people at our house at once, it was just
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it was just again, it was just nice, you know, and like
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the fin everything were to show some people that have been to our house before
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our house and like and people who couldn't come actually called, they didn't,
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just no show. It's always nice, it's always nice again, life happens.
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But yeah, I was just like it was just it was just nice
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as everything went pretty smoothly, like even like with the cops showing up,
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they were pretty much like, yeah, I don't know why we're here.
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Yeah, you guys have a good time. We keep it down. Well
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they probably got the column we were going hand. It's fucking beer poement out
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probably, but it's not like we were doing keg stands. And you know,
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even when Kaitlin did get out the motorcycle, he didn't even start it
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up. Well, it's just the batteries fucked. The batteries probably fucked.
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I mean, it's a classy machine. Actually, I take all the blame
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for that because I egged ran for me to take it out, because like
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one of our friends was talking about was like he can see the bike and
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I'm like, oh yeah sure. And then kid, it was like you
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don't taking out the bike And I'm like, do you take out the bike?
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And she was like no, change your head, yes, no,
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no, it's like it's it was. It wasn't as bad as like,
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you know, Mark Marky Mark, and like, what's that crappy movie that
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happening? Happening? You're trying to kill me? No what, no ever
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do that. I remember watching a video on YouTube of that scene but slowed
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down like four x. Oh good god, why would you do that to
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yourself? I would rather I would rather watch a ten hour Gandalf saxophone video
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than that ship. That sounds awesome. I'm sad. I don't know what
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you're talking about. You don't know what talking about? Is it the guy
24:25
it's literally just shaking his head yes with a smile, and you just hear
24:27
the saxophone going off in the background for ten hours, you know, dude?
24:38
I remember when that video popped off. That's from Eurovision, like a
24:42
band from like fucking Norway or some ship. And it's just that part of
24:48
the song. It's such a small part of the song. It's part of
24:49
the chorus, but there's a whole song around that one part of that saxophone
24:55
guy that got just cut and repeated over and over. Well, let's catch
24:59
tune. That's nothing that. How many how many songs you know there are
25:03
like that where it's like there's that one part of the song everyone knows about,
25:06
but it's like there's actually like a whole thing to it. That one
25:08
definitely sticks out to me. I mean, that's that's I mean that's a
25:11
pretty big one. Oh god, no, but you know, I forgot
25:15
what I was gonna say, but it was thought, Oh no, you
25:23
were talking about Mark Wahlberg from the head Mark Wahlberg mocking mock. Yeah,
25:27
like it was just oh god, like that movie why Like I know,
25:33
like there's like there's like it's and I saw him on like oh he's kind
25:37
of doing okay now and stuff like that, Like yeah, but why,
25:42
well, I think the impetus for that movie spoiler alert, but it's about
25:47
plants using plants to control people's minds and ship and killed any thing right and
25:52
you know, doing kind of flick up ship but from like pollen and sports
25:56
and ship. But I think it's like that movie was written by somebody who
25:59
just had bad allergies and that was their movie. It was like really bad
26:06
allergy It's crazy. Oh my god, I'll never forget. That was one
26:12
of the first movies where my pops and my mom went out on a dan
26:18
you're all right, try something like okay, I can handle and stuff like
26:22
that, and I'll never forget. Scott came home and I don't know,
26:26
it was one of the most pissed off because he's just like, I wasted
26:30
all this fucking time for that fucking movie. And he was so livid because
26:34
again because like any and I saw my movie, especially in the mid two
26:37
like later two thousands, like any movie he did, was like, it's
26:41
well, see, you have to go see it. It's a night Shalman.
26:45
He's he's back, He's he's done it again. And it's like,
26:48
well, actually he didn't do ship. Yeah, man, how did this
26:52
turn into the m night Seama cast. But you know, there's a few
26:56
times that we've done this podcast and that's happened with him. I don't know
27:00
the happening. Oh God, that happened. What it's the happening again?
27:08
I think that could be the sequel to the happening was that, you know,
27:11
seriously, we need we need because actually heavy Gilmore too just got greenlit.
27:15
We need them really, yes to god, we need uh what do
27:18
you call it? We need like the multiverse of like Adam said or not
27:25
Adamson, Well, we need we need the multiverse of answer we need the
27:27
multi verse ad Night Chaldman, Like just imagine, like, already did that
27:30
ship. We already did that with Glass. Oh that's yeah with Glass Invincible
27:37
and split and split? Yeah, no, no, what they what they
27:40
need to do? They need to do all this. We've had the same
27:41
conversation on this podcast. We're going down. This is part two. This
27:47
is part two where it's it's all that, but like, also, you
27:49
know, you got James McAvoy with his like twenty seven personalities and ship with
27:52
the beasts and ship, and he's running and he's running and he's running.
27:56
And then for some reason, David teaches like freaking like you know, the
27:57
world Ship's coming. And then it's like, oh wait, here comes to
28:00
the end of the world and it's the fucking aliens. But for some reason,
28:03
they're inventing a planet that's ninety seven percent fucking water, which is the
28:06
one thing that kills them, right. And then there's the lady in the
28:10
water that comes out, Oh my god, lady the water, and then
28:15
you and then the kid from the sixth sense is still he's a grown ass
28:18
adult now, but he still sees them. He's the only one that knows
28:21
it's happening because they're all ghosts. That's the reveal at the end, is
28:23
that everybody was a ghost. And then will Smith crashes to Earth altho,
28:32
and it just and it reveals that Will Smith crashes to Earth, but Jaden
28:36
wakes up and the entire thing that happened was just a dream. Oh fucking
28:40
that's the twist. And then the other twist is, for some reason,
28:42
Marky Mark is just sitting there in a different astronaut outfit and he's like,
28:47
what you guys doing it? You guys get off this planet? Why?
28:48
And then they look her behind him and just a bunch of Planet of the
28:51
Apes Boo crossover Tim Burton, Baby Tim Burton, and then night Sham one
28:59
presents, Oh god, fuck, what the that's what that's like? No
29:06
can go on that? What is a And other than that, what isn't
29:08
any of a movie that made you go what the fuck? But that like
29:14
fuck this, like this is bullshit? Although that's usually the that's usually when
29:19
you would go, what the fuck? This is bullshit? Because oh,
29:26
there's been some good ones. There's been some good ones lately because Roger Train
29:30
and I have been watching some horror films and some suspense thrillers and stuff,
29:36
and we just watched one called I'm Thinking of Ending Things, Okay, where
29:41
it's like this girl and she's on this trip with her boyfriend to meet the
29:45
boyfriend's parents, and the vibe is all weird and it's just constantly snowing everywhere,
29:52
and the reveal I don't know, should I do spoilery on that spoiler
29:56
spoiler spoilers, Lace Gentlemen spoilers three two one spoilers. So it's revealed that
30:04
the characters that we see, the girl and the boyfriend, are actually inside
30:11
this dying man's mind the fuck right, and they're like manifestations of his mind
30:18
right. And then so the movie constantly cuts back to like this old man
30:22
who's a janitor, and then he's like thinking of like committing you know,
30:30
trigger warningbo he's thinking of committing suicide, and he finally does that at the
30:33
end of the movie. But it's coming to like, you know, the
30:38
conversation with the boyfriend's parents, and it's really well done, but it's kind
30:45
of like you're kind of meant to, you know, discover that the girlfriend
30:51
is just this guy's ideal woman that he's thought of and dreamt of and she's
30:56
constantly over the course of the movie, and it's really kind of unsettling.
31:00
It like keeps you guessing as to what is actually going on, because like
31:03
the girl talks about being a poet, but then she's a movie critic,
31:06
but then she's an artist, then she's a photographer, right, Like her
31:10
description of her job constantly changes, and then you know. And then of
31:15
course the guy's parents are the biggest like indicator of like something's off right,
31:18
because the whole conversation with them initially is just very strange and very you know,
31:26
kind of unsettling, but then they're like constantly aging and then de aging
31:30
and then right, and so it's it's a really good movie and I don't
31:33
want to well I did spoil it, but you should definitely watch it.
31:38
But that was kind of the biggest what's the fuck moment? I don't want
31:41
to spoil it. Well, you need to see it for yourself, because
31:44
it's it's a good run. I mean, Patrick knows. I love those
31:47
girl like mind fuck movies where it's like, again, I don't want to
31:49
move to be predictable, because like I mean, now, hindsight was this
31:53
predictable kind of but not really. I remember one for me that always like
31:59
stuck with me was the end of killed Bill spoiler, the end of kill
32:02
Bill one where you find out that the daughter's still alive, which is like
32:07
yeah, which is like, oh, but okay. I remember for me
32:13
that was one for me where I was like, how is that possible?
32:15
Like, I mean, for one, how is it possible that you're alive
32:19
because you got shot in the face. And then the other one, how
32:22
is it possible that she was alive because she was like not even like fully
32:24
you know what I mean, just like her the mom died, like she
32:28
got shot in the head and the baby in the womb. Now even okay,
32:32
first off backtrack, now that she get shot in the head, she
32:36
got shot like everywhere, Yeah, like a lot, like a lot,
32:40
like a Quentin Tarantino him out. Yeah, so they put in appropriate amounts.
32:46
But yeah, it was just I remember for me that was one where
32:51
I was like, and here's the thing too, I'll never forget. That
32:52
was one of those It was one of those things where it was like,
32:54
Okay, you kind of figured it was gonna go there, but it was
32:58
one of those things where I don't think anyone thought they had the ball to
33:00
do it. I remember watching Avengers Infinity War, or as I call it,
33:06
Marvel Studios fanalist the movie, but like I remember literally when the credits
33:15
rolled, someone of Lily just yelled, wait, you're fucking joking right,
33:20
Like no, like that was like nobody expected like a movie where the bad
33:23
guy like essentially like rides off into the sunset with the dub but that's literally
33:30
what happened. And I just remember I just thinking that was like the coolest
33:34
ship because like I guess it because especially that time, like bad guys like
33:38
they just didn't win in the big movies, like they were like yeah,
33:40
like they would like kick ass and share the break. Oh there's a sequel,
33:44
like maybe they're not dead, and it's like no, like the dude
33:47
like they fucking want and like he just murdered. Like everybody's how much the
33:53
sequel the ticket if you want to see it now? But no, man,
34:02
biggest w tfs and movies in general are like, uh, some of
34:07
the best, some of the best scenes. I mean, like you watch
34:09
a movie called like oh us the what the fuck ending? Thinking of us?
34:15
Yes, it's just Jordan Peel Surprise, so Brutal, Midnight Met Trained.
34:22
This one I remember recently where the ending is just like, oh,
34:27
that is why this is all happening. It kind of it kind of sours
34:30
the notes of the actual movie, right, I think it's like some serial
34:35
killer or some kind of thing. But then it's like, oh no,
34:37
it's actually you gotta do this all for vampires, right, gotta do this
34:40
because it's a vampires and if we don't do this, the vampires are gonna
34:43
kill us. Something like that or another one. Oh, okay, the
34:50
movie, the movie, Oh God, oh Deep Blue se okay, the
34:55
Shark movie. All right, this movie and an insane cast Samuel Jackson,
35:04
Hello cool Jay, like a bunch of here's the thing. No, In
35:08
the first like half an hour, the Shark kills like every main person in
35:15
the movie, Hello cool Jay. And then at the end there's the main
35:19
lead female actress who's like on the cover and shit like that and all that
35:22
stuff, and you're thinking, Okay, she's gonna get out of this,
35:24
and then she's like and I'll never forget this. This is like one of
35:28
those scenes where like I'm watching and I'm like, what are you gonna do.
35:30
She's like, I gotta distract the shark. I'm gonna swim with it,
35:34
and the shark's like I'm gonna fucking eat you and no hesitation. It
35:38
wasn't like the whole thing was like, oh, maybe she'll get away though.
35:40
The shark just went one bite everybody knows the rules and just ate her.
35:45
Oh my god. It was these I just remember, like watching the
35:49
movie in theaters, I'm like what No, Like no, what what?
35:58
No? It's kind of like that with the Oh god, was it the
36:04
Usual Suspects? Yes? Right, though with Kevin Spacey, yeah, or
36:09
or help perfect example that depotted Uh yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, you're
36:15
you're you're not gonna spoil that. I won't spoil every favorite want to see.
36:17
But essentially, actually I kind of sail on spoiler Lert. You know
36:21
Mad David mainly in the movie you're following, or not not even just not
36:24
even just Mad Damon, leave him and DiCaprio, you're following the whole movie.
36:28
What happens at the end, We'll get fucking whacked headshot. It was
36:34
like, I really wish I had finished The Department before I got this.
36:38
I'm kidding, have you not seen the potty. I think I've started it
36:44
several times. It people still give me. I know a few friends of
36:49
mine they still give me ship because I say, that's not my favorite sports
36:52
movie. I mean, what is your favorite sports? Do you know?
36:57
Do you not know I'm a d Do you not know it's Good Fellas?
37:01
It is not Good Fellas? Mmmm, the Irish Man. It is not
37:06
the Irishman. I'll give you one more gets the fuck. It is not
37:12
fuck or Reactor. It is not Scarce do Taxi driver. He did,
37:19
but that is not either. No, my favorite Scorcisney film is Casino.
37:24
Casino, Yes, Casino. I don't know why it's not. There's like
37:31
a lot of deaths and ship like that, but it's just it's that Vegas
37:35
mob life where it's like all the casino guys are trying to outdo one another.
37:39
They're not trying to touch his toes, and one does, and then
37:42
one gets fucked and another one gets fucked, and then somebody opens their mouth
37:45
and it's just a huge uproar, and then Sharon Stone fucks it all up
37:49
without even realizing she Fuck. It's just a huge fucking mess. But it's
37:52
awesome and Robert Denario is a singer with these glass sunglasses or weight or five
37:57
times bigger than his head. Not joking, but I don't know because I'll
38:04
never forget, because like when I went when I went to Vegas couple of
38:07
years ago with my wife and some friends, like I just remember like walking
38:12
like certain hose like shirt casinos. I'm like, oh yeah, this prings
38:16
back some memories because that was actually one of the I don't know if I'm
38:22
pretty sure she sees any one, but I'll never forget like that was like
38:24
the first that was one of the first movies Cale nectually ever watched together was
38:29
Casino. Like it wasn't like it wasn't by like hey babe, welcome over.
38:34
You know, you know, like date night movies like what do you
38:36
What do you Turn night? The Notebook? Maybe a little scary flick,
38:40
maybe a horror movie. Maybe maybe you know Scooby Doo. No, no,
38:45
no, hey babe, come over, turn on Casino. No,
38:47
it just had to be on TV, and I just and the note joke.
38:52
I literally it was one of those things where she was supposed to leave
38:53
and go I think, go home, or go to some I think softball
38:57
practice or not. No, she wasps to go home for something and she
39:00
literally was like, all right bye, babes, you later, blah blah
39:01
blah, and I literally the movie just happened to sort of got start and
39:04
she just sat down and watch the whole thing. Yeah, because it's a
39:08
good ass movie. It's a very good movie. But I did that with
39:13
I think it was a Bridget Jones diary. Is that Rene Zellwegger. Maybe
39:19
I'm not too sure. A Clergie Jones diary. Yeah, I did that
39:27
with Bridget Jones Diary of all movies nice like person I've seen at the time.
39:34
And I started it and then they had to leave and I was just
39:37
like, I'm just wondering. And then I finished the fucking movie and I
39:40
was like, damn, it's not bad. But no, you know,
39:46
we're talking about what the fuck endings. We're talking about things like watching movies
39:52
with our partners and you know them not being cheery, you know, cheery
39:58
endings, so to speak. The biggest about the fuck movie ending that I
40:00
can think of was probably Old Boy. You see Old Boy? Oh yeah,
40:05
the original? Yeah, that's that's brutal. That movie is just just
40:09
brutal. It's hard on the soul or did you crazy? Did you ever
40:15
see them? And again, I if you know the story, you know
40:17
exactly how it ends. But did you ever see the movie Fox Catcher?
40:22
Oh yeah, it's total Like again, I didn't know the Dave Schultz story.
40:25
I didn't know any of that. And then just that I won't spoil.
40:31
Let's just say Steve puts on a masterclass. I'm not one of those
40:37
guys that goes who should have gone. I mean some people say that one
40:38
of the guys who should got an oscar. Steve gotten the fucking oscar for
40:43
that. For now, you didn't play Dave Schultz. He played I think
40:46
that was Mark Ruffle, but like he played somebody else. He played like
40:49
the billionaire and just like what what he does at the end, it's just
40:52
like what But no, man, it was a yeah, it's a good
41:00
bit, chill, watch the movies. Good good. I'm all caught up
41:02
on my my reality TV with my wife. Oh my god, yeah we
41:06
got to watch the reality TV with Chuck. We watched The Valley with you,
41:10
and then it was just like, oh my god, these people.
41:15
Oh dude, hey man, I'm I'm sure some of that is real reality.
41:20
Some of that is obviously totally like a little you know, little extra
41:22
like just to you know, get to make it more more interesting and stuff
41:25
like that. I just I'll never forget. There was this I can't.
41:32
I can't. I couldn't describe the clip to you because I don't know what
41:37
show was from. We have a very good friend from California names Emily.
41:40
She's a sweetheart, one of the best friends the entire world, one of
41:45
her maids of honor, and I'll never forget. I showed her this clip
41:51
and it was like there's just two people from California arguing and like it wasn't
41:53
like you know, like you're like you know you and I were like,
41:57
dude, like, hey fuck you ain't no fun thing like that. It
42:00
was just like you know, you're there was like one guy like your your
42:02
pants are too tired, and the guy's like, well something about the guys
42:07
said like well something about his dog and was just like and then it was
42:12
just like the most like but it was like it was so embarrassing. It
42:15
was like literally like like to like thirty five year olds like talking like they're
42:19
you know, like not like they're not like they're five years old, but
42:21
like essentially like they don't want to cost in front of their mom kind of
42:23
things. They want to get in trouble. And then I shorted his clip.
42:27
I was like, is this what people on California are like? I'm
42:32
like and I'm like, I'm like, what happened to you? She's like,
42:37
she's like, I was graced by good people. I'm like, no
42:40
ship, So yeah, oh god, no man it I bless bless,
42:49
bless everybody, but like, my god, some people need to need an
42:52
assholf. Anyway, I don't know where I'm going with this kind of going
42:55
up the rails on this pod day, which is which is totally fine.
42:59
That's how we do it here. Time we need these sometimes we need the
43:01
check ins. Yeah, so really quick because yeah, really out to check.
43:06
So I just want to give a quipbll Actually I want to give to
43:07
fuck us today. Okay, first, fuck you. Everyone's title of their
43:15
opinion. Okay, especially in this country, you're tire of your opinion.
43:20
But I'm also the person that will say, look, you're intellig your opinion,
43:22
but then also you're intellig to receive criticism percent opinion. So the person
43:27
I'm not gonna say their name. You're here for the Kansas City cheese.
43:29
Go fuck yourself. That's exactly you make twenty five million dollars. Kiss my
43:37
ass anyway. You have no right to tell people what to do anyway.
43:42
Secondly, I don't know if this is necessarily a fuck you yet. I
43:47
just need to vent a little bit. If you please indulge me. It's
43:52
little platform is all yours now, you built the I want. Well,
43:55
I'm a man who is more than willing to come on here and say I
44:00
gotta ecro. I was wrong. I fucked up. I've done it a
44:02
couple of times now, like I fucked up like Mason Major. They're like,
44:07
oh, this is gonna gonna be great whatever and totter wrong. Done
44:10
it plenty of times. I have come on here and I have talked shit
44:16
many times about electronic arts many times. Many times. They did a little
44:23
reveal for their college football game today. Now, if you don't anything about
44:27
the college football game, it hasn't been out in over was the last most
44:31
fourteen, so it has less they do the years I had, because you're
44:36
going into the year of Olah blah. Hasn't been outside twenty thirteen. Okay,
44:38
so we're going on eleven years. They just revealed the cover and like
44:45
the cover, and of course every video game is not just one, there's
44:46
not one thing, there's three versions, all that bullshit. They revealed the
44:51
cover, they revealed the pricing, and they really, here's what you gave
44:52
you by this, this or that. And I'm not gonna lie. I've
44:55
been very critical about EA. I'll be the first to admit their Ultimate Addition
45:00
Package with all the fucking bullshit it's I would say it's worth it because you're
45:04
getting two games from one, which is not bad, especially in today's age.
45:08
Then I come to find out, now this is alleged, it hasn't
45:14
make a friend yet, that it's not coming on on PC. Fuck you.
45:23
The reason is, allegedly is the rumor is they don't want to have
45:28
to go into a potential lawsuit because the NIL deals where people who are done
45:31
because here's what the this's the cool thing. Let's say Patrick, you are
45:34
a famous athlete, you're in college, you're doing well for yourself, and
45:38
you don't think what you would be compensated to be in the video game is
45:43
worth your your likeness. So you say I do not want to be in
45:46
the game, please don't include, which they say, fine, no problem.
45:50
The problem is with PCs, which I get it. There are monitors,
45:52
they can put your face in the game, do all this crazy shit,
45:55
and they are saying there's a rumor saying they don't want to be intal
45:59
for lawsuits. Two things. One, how would you be doing over the
46:00
lawsuit if you're not the one putting that person in the game. Secondly,
46:07
allow us to put a mod in a fucking sports game. I get it.
46:12
PCs you can do mods. There's some hilarious mods of like fucking Grand
46:19
Theft. There are little streamers who have made a living off putting mods in
46:22
GTA literally hell bethesa. To their credit, they got so fucking annoying with
46:28
all the mod shit. They literally put a mod feature on their consoles for
46:32
Skyrim, which was fucking awesome. But but I'm sorry. It is literally
46:37
the biggest market. I mean, don't be wrong. Yeah, PlayStation just
46:40
kicking Xbox ass, But PC's it is the biggest market, is the one
46:45
market that is continuously always there. Yes, are they expensive? Yes?
46:51
Can we sometimes have our heads so far up our ass fucking Lily, I'm
46:55
the first to admit that. But secondly it is or thirdly it is the
47:00
one market that is always there. And fourth you cannot tell me, oh,
47:06
we can't put it on the PC when it's on the fucking Xbox because
47:09
a spoiler, Microsoft is what uses PC. Four You don't hear people talking
47:15
about plaining about video games in or Apple or Max why because iOS for gaming
47:20
sucks so terrible. Ea, it's May sixteenth, it's not May nineteenth.
47:28
Thank god, you're so kind of your lucky stars. But if may say
47:31
Ohen Patricks can get that joke. But if it's May seventeenth and you come
47:36
out saying it's on PC, I'll come out here next week and apologize on
47:39
that shit. But until then, fuck you because I've been waiting for this
47:44
for eleven fucking years, and he Patrick knows me. I'm not a man
47:46
that waits for a lot of shit. I'm not. I'm not. I'm
47:52
not a guy who goes, oh, I can't wait for this to come
47:53
out? Yeah? Do I get Yeah? Did I did? I was
47:57
I anticipating the Star Wars movies, of course? Was I was I impatient
48:01
waiting for my wedding day, of course? Was I? Yeah, Like
48:07
everyone has those moments where it's like, oh, I can't wait for the
48:08
secument of this where you're kind of down interesting, you might want to edit
48:13
that and post and put switch the order. I was just thinking of examples.
48:20
Okay, fine, Okay, Yes? Was I? Was I impatiently
48:27
anticipating my wedding? Of course? Was I eagerly anticipating August twenty first for
48:32
CM funk? Yes? Was I eagerly anticipating other things in my life?
48:37
Yes? Yes, but not this? Not to this? Okay. I
48:40
wasn't like one of these people that literally can't live their life without gaining the
48:44
new iPhone every six months. I wasn't that. I'm not that guy,
48:49
right, But come on, but one thing, because here's what sucks,
48:52
And like because I you know, I'm in a group chat with some friends.
48:55
I'm in a group chat with Joe and Drew In another friend of ours,
48:58
Trevor, who wasn't who couldn't make it to the party unfortunately last weekend.
49:00
But like we've been talking about this for months and then joying a good
49:04
point is like why the fuck? Like, why the fuck? What?
49:07
I he goes, Why the fuck would I buy this game because this means
49:09
I have to go buy a console when it's been announced that they're already making
49:13
they're already in the process of making the new consoles. Well, yeah,
49:16
it's fucking stupid. And again you can't tell me like, oh, we
49:21
don't have the resources. You're ea, you have more money than Star Wars.
49:25
Fuck you no again, full disclosure. In less than twenty four hours,
49:30
I could be eating crow. But based on what I've been reading,
49:34
it's probably not gonna happen. So I better not see that ship on the
49:37
switch. That's what I'm saying. No, God, no, No,
49:43
they're no. And by the way, the n tendo switch too, I've
49:45
been reading shit about that. Don't get your hopes up, That's all I
49:50
wanna say. Don't get your home stuff thinking it's gonna be this next revolutionary
49:53
thing. Hell, this is not even a plug. They're not. Baby,
49:57
but you what you ever heard? Have you ever heard of this?
50:00
Decks? Part of the Steam decks? And then buddy, am I got
50:04
the windows kind of portable yeah thing? No, good friend the show tim
50:08
Yeah, and I play he hasn't been in a long time. Any get
50:10
back on here. He has a steam Deck. When we were down the
50:13
wedding in Miami. He was playing and I got a chance to try it,
50:16
and I'm it's it's so weird seeing a thing that it's a giant handheld
50:22
it's a big handheld thing, but it's so weird having that thing with a
50:24
screen like that with such insane graphic capabilities beat that intense. I know that
50:32
was a proper English, but that's how crazy it was. I've seen it.
50:37
It's it's pretty wild. Yeah, yeah, dude, I just come
50:44
on, man one one, one fucking job, dude. Oh got I'm
50:47
mean to think that in our lifetime we've gone from game boys to to that.
50:53
It's pretty crazy. Well, like I still I mean like, I'm
50:55
still proud, sated. I still have my Super Nintendo that my day I
51:00
had when I was a baby in my office and it's still it. Gus,
51:02
what still works like a charm man? Fucking great. It's crazy.
51:07
It's I mean, don't be wrong, the thing. The thing looks all
51:10
as ship. But every time I put every time I turn it on,
51:14
do I have any issues? No? Boots, right up, I get
51:17
to play the game, and yeah, zero in the age of playing the
51:22
obsolescence. Oh god, they're cracking down on that. But yeah, no,
51:28
either way, like I said, yeah, I'm not hopeful. I'm
51:31
pretty sure you're fucking me. So fuck you. By the way, just
51:37
takes this personally, I am. I am taking his very because again,
51:39
I'm not a man who waits what she should. I have taken his very
51:45
personally. I'm offended. I am triggered. Bulls it. You'll be hearing
51:52
from me on this podcast. You'll be hearing from me in my can talk.
52:00
I'm so upset. Now, dude, we might need to cut.
52:04
We might we might need to just cut somebody. Get in there. I'm
52:08
Colin, Kaitlyn. Get in there now. And I know what's not true,
52:15
but there's something if you have a console, good for you because that's
52:17
like there's a ug argument because like I've been seeing something like this is why
52:21
I hate the Internet. I haven't seeing some ass was like, oh gus,
52:24
what PC guys finally get to steal other story on the stick. It's
52:28
like, no, the only people that the only people get the short in
52:31
the stick is like if you have like a PC or or a p S
52:35
five or Xbox and the game is not on that other system. Like,
52:37
actually, and here's the thing I was so upset about Patrick, I was
52:40
so upset about the ship today. I didn't realize that ghosts she would kill
52:44
on the PC today. I didn't realize that. Yeah, and I've been
52:47
hyping it up to some of my other friends for years. It's gorgeous,
52:52
and they're like, oh, I finally came out. I'm like, yeah,
52:54
so instead of you know, so you're gonna be able to buy this
52:57
game, you you might as well buy Ghost of Sushima because it's awesome.
53:06
Is it? Luncheon with the multiplayer stuff too? To my knowledge, everything's
53:09
in there fits cross play. Dude, back in there? Oh dude,
53:14
I oh god, the amount of hours I spent on that night. Yeah,
53:17
I never beat it. It's one of those games that I played and
53:21
then I never finished it. No, I mean, I am serious,
53:23
but I never did that ROAs Eldon Ring. It's got the DLC coming out.
53:29
I mean, but you know what my fixation has been for games at
53:31
least have been this game Poke. Well, it's not even a really games,
53:35
a browser game people made, like a couple of people made. It's
53:39
called Poke rope dot net. It's like a roguelike version of Pokemon with all
53:45
these different features that make it challenging, and there's like an endless mode that
53:51
you can just keep going and going as long as you survive, and excuse
53:54
me, you can get your level of your in the games, they only
53:58
go up to level one hundred, but you can go to like fucking I
54:00
don't know, twenty thousand or some crazy ship over twenty thousand. Sorry,
54:05
yeah, literally this is crazy. But no, man, that's been my
54:08
jam because it's I don't know, it feels a little most niche, nostalgic
54:15
thing, but it's also like addictive and they have to be good at it
54:19
to actually finish the right finish the runs. Speaking of the runs, miss
54:27
Heineken's really going through me? Is that your sign off? Yeah? Wouldn't
54:31
that be funny? Thanks? Speaking of it, we gotta go take a
54:35
ship see you next time. Oh god, I was gonna I was gonna
54:42
say, are gonna say? We're gonna do speak of the runs? See
54:44
um bunk two K. No, I don't know why I thought about for
54:51
two K. That's all. They have a fan fucking like a community mod
54:58
outfit where he ship his pants and you can see honestly, I wouldn't be
55:00
surprised if someone thought about that funny. No, I'm not gonna lie.
55:05
I'm not gonna lie to you. It's very, very weird having them in
55:09
a game again, having in him a game in a game. I don't
55:14
that's not Fight Forever, you know that model. That model is terrifying too,
55:20
by the way, so like no, no, and again credit to
55:25
Fight Forever. So trying to do which again like it's it really wasn't that
55:35
difficult, but you guys just kept fucking people over with your fucking price couching,
55:37
so like what do you expect? And they could have made everything free,
55:45
not everything, no, no, no, no, no, I'm
55:46
not want to say you give everything free. That's not the way the business
55:49
works, in which I can understand that. But when you literally have people
55:52
like myself and you buy like the Deluxe with the season pass bullshit, and
55:54
it's only one fucking thing, it's like that's bullshit, Like and then you
55:58
released five more things be with k I. We paid it the exact same
56:01
price and we're getting all this ship to the end of the year, no
56:05
extra charge. So Tom, you know, Tom went on Tom lines.
56:10
We do appreciate all of you who have listened this far because we know we
56:14
have gone kind of the rails today. No in a funny yes, great
56:22
fun indeed, pro I do want to thank O. G Patron. I
56:25
do understand. It's little lafy. I do you know I keep you a
56:28
little bit late. So Betty, it's all good. Went an hour,
56:31
It's all good. It's all good, all good in the neighborhood. And
56:34
I can do this all night. Chuck, Well, I can't. I
56:39
have to go to uh what tomorrow anyway? So real? Yes, actually,
56:44
uh toast? Give a toast here? Absolutely you play uh my friend
56:50
Emily Different Emily not the California Emily Different, Emily AKA who I call her
56:53
Master for reasons I'll talk about every day they are getting she's getting married as
56:59
we again to our good friend Elliott. You remember Elliott from the Bachelor party,
57:06
dam and Ryan. They brought that drinking contraption thing, yeah, which
57:10
which has very good He's getting right this weekend, so you know, I'm
57:14
gonna having some good fun, some good times this weekend at their wedding,
57:20
which again I'm not sure where you getting married. I know it's somewhere in
57:22
North North probably look it. I know we were. I know we were
57:24
a hotel book and I have my suit ready, so you know, there
57:28
you go. That's all I need. Right But before last, yeah,
57:32
no, off what I am? That's luck Tony, Tony Shaffani. Before
57:44
we get on here, is there anything you want to say? Get off
57:47
your chest is coming up, summer's coming up, and get outside. Enjoy
57:53
the weather, but on some sunscreen. If you're anything like me, the
57:58
sun eats your skin alive. So you know what. Hold on the people
58:04
you love, telling me love them, give them a big old kiss on
58:06
the cheek if they're cool with it. If they're cool with it, and
58:09
if not, just tell them how much they mean to you. Because life
58:14
is short. I'll get one. Yes, indeed, life is very short.
58:22
Enjoy it while it lasts. Define words of an asshole, stop at
58:30
small the ros every once in a while, and then the words of another
58:32
are great. Might as well make this my catchpase I put always present on
58:37
the podcast the fine words of Toby McGuire. We've always say that og or
58:42
God at dot com, trust at on your socials, and I find with
58:45
Tobby McGuire, come outside and play