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515: My Extra Mile · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That is what I am
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  Speaker 1: talking about. When I am eating, that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: My liquid diet, it consists of fruit, That's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. And sugar, that's what I'm talking about. But
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  Speaker 1: natural sugar get into a day of shoom? What? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into a day of shoom
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  Speaker 1: or what you're trying to do. Every time I go
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  Speaker 1: on vacation, I tell myself that this is not going
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  Speaker 1: to be the time where I overdrink. I'm going to exercise.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do fun things that involve cardio. You'd
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  Speaker 1: be lying to yourself every time you go on vacation. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: every time I'm on vacation, and You've been on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them with me, I just sit and drink
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  Speaker 1: by the pool until I'm as are you losing your abs?
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  Speaker 1: The ads are gone? Now I'm back. I'm back. I
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  Speaker 1: just went to the beach for a bit, but a
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  Speaker 1: week with and I did consume a lot of Casa
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  Speaker 1: and eagles. Mmmmmm you like that? Huh? Yes? And Randy
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  Speaker 1: Carber I ran into Rachel, you know Rachel from Rachel's Alice.
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  Speaker 1: You know her. She runs their pr She sent me
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  Speaker 1: a hat. I thought she was gonna send me like
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  Speaker 1: a case. I was like, Rachel, it's for the best.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen, it's for the best. But I ran into her.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you work for Cosamigos. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: send me like the motherload. She goes, Oh, I'll send
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  Speaker 1: you a care backage. I'm so excited. Box comes. It
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  Speaker 1: feels a little light, a little concerned about its heft
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  Speaker 1: because I thought I thought it was gonna be like
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  Speaker 1: a case. Not that I need a fucking case tequila, please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. But it was very nice. There was a bottle. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say, I know. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: gonna be like one of those hotel bottles. No, there
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  Speaker 1: was a nice T shirt and hat, which I will
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  Speaker 1: promptly regifts because I'm not gonna walk around wearing a
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  Speaker 1: costamigo's hat. Yeah. I did something today that I haven't
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  Speaker 1: done in a really really, really really really long time.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't masturbate. Well, no, that's that's an everyday thing. The
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  Speaker 1: thing about me and meat. No, um, so we've got
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  Speaker 1: smoothie on your on your mustache. It's such a great
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  Speaker 1: like it's like a flavor saver. So it's like, after
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  Speaker 1: I'm so gross, though, we have to look at you
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  Speaker 1: and you look like, you know, one of those professors
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  Speaker 1: that's been talking for hours, and okay, good, I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: that's what you went with. Yeah, I didn't go with
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  Speaker 1: anything gross. Anyway, I worked out today, good for you, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: but not not even did I work out? Even worked
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  Speaker 1: out a long time. It's been a while, man. I
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  Speaker 1: was on that health kick and then I fell off
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  Speaker 1: around my birthday, which was June twenty second for all
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  Speaker 1: of you who didn't know, but for those of you
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  Speaker 1: wished me a happy birthday, I love you, thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. Anyway, I fell off right around that time,
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  Speaker 1: and I haven't really worked out since then and have
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  Speaker 1: gained a few pounds. And I called a buddy of
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  Speaker 1: mine who is a straight up mue tie fighter, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, will you train me? And he
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  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'll fucking train you. He came to
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  Speaker 1: the crib today and he bought the pads and he
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  Speaker 1: bought the freaking mits, and you know, we lifted some weights,
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  Speaker 1: but I got to freaking let out some of that
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  Speaker 1: aggression that I needed to to some freaking and it's
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  Speaker 1: going to happen four days a week, or at least
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  Speaker 1: that's the plan. And I've been playing a lot of tennis, Zach.
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  Speaker 1: I miss you. I miss you too. I'll get you.
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  Speaker 1: You're all proud drinking. You're smoothie. When you do work
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  Speaker 1: out and you get to have that celebratory smoothie, you
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  Speaker 1: feel you feel good. Oh yeah, I miss you. I
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  Speaker 1: miss you too. Man. You're hanging out with all lot
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  Speaker 1: of friends. Yeah, I'm watching you on freaking uh on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: You got Carrie with you. Yeah, these would raid in
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  Speaker 1: hang I saw you hanging out with Elvis, and that
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  Speaker 1: means a Manda is around, a Manda is around. They're
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  Speaker 1: doing a really sweet, beautiful thing for Nick Um the Waitress.
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  Speaker 1: The show is coming back and they're doing a tribute
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  Speaker 1: to Nick after the curtain call on the first show
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  Speaker 1: September two, because Nick originated one of the lead roles
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  Speaker 1: in the show, which is very beautiful and also extra suite.
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  Speaker 1: They have this you know, Waitress is about obviously a
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  Speaker 1: woman who makes amazing pies. I guess not obviously if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know the plot, Um, it's that's part of
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  Speaker 1: the plot. She makes he's an incredible baker. And they
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  Speaker 1: have all these funny names of her pies and that
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  Speaker 1: they not only have in the show, but you they
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  Speaker 1: sell them in the lobby, a small, small versions of it. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: they made a live your Life pie for Nick and
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing. I don't know if Sarah actually changed the
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  Speaker 1: dialogue and the lyrics to reflect that, or if it's
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  Speaker 1: just like on the set or whatever, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: find out because I'm going, um, this will have already,
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  Speaker 1: this will air away after this, but I'm going m
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  Speaker 1: September second. Nice. That's that's wonderful. So man, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be their opening night. I'm going to be there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: probably gonna sob as I cross under the marquee of
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  Speaker 1: the theater. Here's the thing, though, everybody and anybody who's
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  Speaker 1: going to opening night anything has a choice on what
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  Speaker 1: they can see. You chose Waitress, which is a hot
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  Speaker 1: ticket apparently on Broadway, right, it's a very hot ticket.
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  Speaker 1: But I also chose it because I like the show
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  Speaker 1: a lot, and I like Sarah a lot, but also
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  Speaker 1: because Amanda is coming down for this special, right and
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  Speaker 1: I and so you know, you have to be vaccinated.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, I'm gonna wear a mask, of course, but um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really really excited. I mean, it's just Broadway's coming back. Broadway.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be vaccinated to go, you have to
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  Speaker 1: wear a mask. But it's time for Broadway to come back.
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  Speaker 1: And I swear I had a little cough today. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh no, oh no, that tastes like delta
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  Speaker 1: that mucus. That feels like delta mucus. I don't have it. Though.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get back to the show. Very bizarre, weird episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: almost didn't Almost didn't fit the season. I know it
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  Speaker 1: was out of place, definitely in a season. You know, Listen,
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: they can't all be home runs. Donald. Listen. The Mets,
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  Speaker 1: for example, they're not having a good season. I hear
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  Speaker 1: I thought they were having a great season. Is it
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  Speaker 1: no longer a good season for them? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't look up much. But I used to
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  Speaker 1: hear about the Mets because my father was their biggest fan,
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  Speaker 1: and I I saw on the interwebs the mess are
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  Speaker 1: not doing well. I'm not a big baseball fan anymore
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, maybe because my kid doesn't play it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but hey, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: get it, man. This this was one of those episodes
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  Speaker 1: where you were like, it has a lot of really
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  Speaker 1: funny moments, but it's so bizarre and the message, let's
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  Speaker 1: get into it. Lettest sure we made nurses stories never
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  Speaker 1: so yeada around here, YadA around here. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what the message behind this was. You gotta hustle.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's a hustle episode, That's what the truth behind
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  Speaker 1: it is. You go to extra mile with everything you do,
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  Speaker 1: and you're probably have a better result than if you
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  Speaker 1: just you know, half asset or if you just hand
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  Speaker 1: it in. You know what I mean, Like, when you
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  Speaker 1: go that extra mile, there's there there there, there are
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  Speaker 1: big rewards at the end. And yes, I guess so
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  Speaker 1: many people in life are going to do things half asked.
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  Speaker 1: And are you going to separate yourself by going all
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  Speaker 1: out and going the quote extra mile? That was the episode.
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  Speaker 1: That's the premise. And then and and and JD's trying
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  Speaker 1: to inspire everyone or I don't know, yeah, inspire him.
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  Speaker 1: But also Cox he's trying to like say, hey, maybe
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  Speaker 1: there's something I can teach you about being a doctor
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  Speaker 1: that you don't know that you can go the extra mile,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, Cox is like, what's just leaving the
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  Speaker 1: funk alone? And then little by little by the end,
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  Speaker 1: he's you know, rehearsing the lines from street car named
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  Speaker 1: Desire with his patient right. I do remember being excited
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  Speaker 1: to make out Maria Manunos because now, let's always thought
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  Speaker 1: that Maria Manunos is isn't was a very beautiful woman
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  Speaker 1: still to this day. Um, Maria Manunos is a very
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  Speaker 1: beautiful woman. Yes, and she's a very good athlete. She is, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what does she what sport is her sport? Well, she
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  Speaker 1: plays a lot of sports, actually, she you know, doing
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  Speaker 1: the doing the circuit of celebrity games and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: I've played basketball with her, I've played football with her,
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  Speaker 1: and she's actually a very good athlete, like not no
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  Speaker 1: bullshit aside. She you know, Um, she has a very
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  Speaker 1: particular laugh, as I recall, doesn't she. Yes, it's very
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  Speaker 1: it's like man something like that, something like she's on
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  Speaker 1: Howard Stern a lot. Yeah, because he loves her, and
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  Speaker 1: I think she's been with the same man for a
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  Speaker 1: very long time, Yes, which must be frustrating for him
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  Speaker 1: because I think everyone probably shoots their shot. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you were to introduce me to her boyfriend, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: know what he looked like. And you're absolutely right anyway,
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  Speaker 1: So I always she still with her partner, I imagine
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  Speaker 1: they are. Yes, yeah, her and Kevin had been married
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  Speaker 1: since twenty seventeen. She's a very entertaining. Um if you
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  Speaker 1: listen to Howard start and they're always make make for
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  Speaker 1: good radio and um. Yeah. So anyway, I didn't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I guess she was as popular as a
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  Speaker 1: as a TV presenter we call them in England we
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: call them a presenter. She was a very popular TV presenter.
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  Speaker 1: You're English now, no, But I couldn't think of the
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  Speaker 1: American word for it. What are you sorry, I'm losing
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  Speaker 1: my American and hostess. No, you know, like the entertainment tonight. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm live with Donald Fayson on the Red Carpet man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we call them presenters where I'm from. You're from in
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  Speaker 1: the UK. No, this that is that is the term
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  Speaker 1: for it. And for some reason I thought I also,
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  Speaker 1: I had to describe a fancy hotel the other day
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  Speaker 1: and I said posh. I said, you know, like a
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  Speaker 1: Posh hotel. That's what they say. So sorry, Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: picked up a few words. I know, I know English,
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  Speaker 1: I know I know old English. It was funny when
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  Speaker 1: so Keith JD is using Keith his bait for women, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: for women. Finally JD is now figured out his role
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  Speaker 1: in this. He's like, Okay, I'll be the third wheel
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: because I live with Elliott, right. But if there's this
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  Speaker 1: candy that's walking around right, that is hot fucking Kendall,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: let me can't. He's already taken. He's got Elliott, right,
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  Speaker 1: so let me use him as a lure him and
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: his dynamite ariolas. Let me throw him out into the
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  Speaker 1: bar and lure him back in. Elliott will then claim him,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: and I'll get his dregs. Yes, and in this case,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, great script written by Mark Stegman. Brow
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: we just said it's a weird script, but we love
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  Speaker 1: Mark Stegman. I didn't, I you know what, You're right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying five has been on such fire and
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I've been laughing the hardest out of any season. And
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  Speaker 1: you didn't laugh. You didn't laugh that hard in this one.
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  Speaker 1: I had a couple, but it's quite a few. I
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  Speaker 1: had quite a few really, all right, well let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. I didn't laugh at Kelly Ripper. I did
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  Speaker 1: not laugh. I don't get Kelly Ripper the joke at all. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's meant to be like a like a what do
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  Speaker 1: you rip? Like like that's a rip, that's a rip.
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  Speaker 1: But what's the thing people say like when you diss them,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: they go like, that's a rip? Right, right, it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be right, Okay, So it's a battle. It's in England,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: we say in England, it's a flourish after an attack
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  Speaker 1: in or what I don't know. What would people say,
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  Speaker 1: like after your mama joke like game burns burn burn burn?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I passed a real rap spit game circle
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  Speaker 1: and you didn't square the other what do you call her? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta stop drinking. You passed a cipher. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: stop cipher cipher. You gotta stop. You gotta stop fucking
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: drinking and shit, because you're starting to lose words. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know then, I never know the words cipher.
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  Speaker 1: I never knew the words cipher. Before the cipher which
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  Speaker 1: Elida el Reddy prepare for another Oneida okaion square, there
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  Speaker 1: was a cipher and I passed it. I didn't go
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  Speaker 1: into and and and protend. Thank god, thank god, I
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: kind of wish you did. No, Now I have a question.
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  Speaker 1: I know I've kind of asked this before about about rappers,
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  Speaker 1: But are these men and women who are ciphering, um,
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  Speaker 1: improvising or they've got some of these locks and loaded?
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  Speaker 1: Depends a little bit of both that side a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of some people. It's like a jazz musician. They
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: go into a melody they love, but then they then
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  Speaker 1: they dance over here exactly. I got it. Well, there's
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: only so many ways to tell someone they're whack, so
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: you're kind of just repeating the same things over and
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  Speaker 1: over eventually, okay, Right, and if he's you know, you
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  Speaker 1: might you might have like a dis on a sneaker
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  Speaker 1: locked and loaded that you pull when someone's got whack sneakers. Easy, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I see what's going on. I could have participated in
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: the cipher. No, it's just kind of cool and very
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: New York. Things tumbled across the cipher, all right, So Donald,
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, so I laughed, So I laughed at I
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: didn't laugh at the I mean, I'm so cheap. But
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: there's a boner noise joke, because yeah, I laughed at
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I laughed at Turk and Carla at the sex therapist,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: and Turk has sex with a skinless Carla. I laughed
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: at that ship. And that's why they can't. She can't,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: he can't ever dream about having sex with her because A,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: it's real freaky and the last one was her being skinless. Yeah,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: that's real. I laughed at that. That was all the
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass because they want to get
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: this position right. Yes, he wants he wants somebody to
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: dress up as a mascot for the fair. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck, Sacred Heart, the most broke ass hospital
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: in all of hospitals has a fair, and we have
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: a mascot. We have a his name is mister Prick
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: and his name what? That was crazy to me? And
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: then what was the monster truck thing? I didn't understand
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: the monster truck thing? Does Jady going the extra mile
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: for his patient because she broke her hip and left
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: her truck double park So that old lady, that's her
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: monster truck and jading it for Then he said, but
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: way to have au so many questions that that's her
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: monster truck, but that she double parked. But then he
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: says that she broke her hip falling out of the
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: monster truck. Yeah, because it's so high up. Okay, now, Jade,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: have you ever do you remember the monster truck? No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Have you ever seen episode at all?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a monster truck run over a car,
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  Speaker 1: go over a car? No? I've never been to one
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: of those things. They have it like Staple. Right. I
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: did a movie with uh Eli Craig. He's Sally Field's son,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: and he directed this movie called Little Evil, and there
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: was a scene in it with a giant fucking monster
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  Speaker 1: truck right right right, and I just remember. I just
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: remember thinking, holy shit. First of all, what the tame
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: shit that they did on in the episode of Scrubs
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  Speaker 1: where it just kind of rolls over the thing and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: crushes the car. Is tame to what these things can do?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: These things take off so fucking fast and jump so show. No. Man,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: we freaking were in Cleveland. This is how I know
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: so much about Cleveland food. We were filming this movie
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: in Cleveland. Me Evangeline, Lily, Adam Scott, a bunch of
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: people were filming a movie and this was in the scene.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: So we're in the hood and it's a freaking hood,
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  Speaker 1: like there were gunshot We're filming at this abandoned church.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Clancy Brown's in it. There's gunshots all type of ship
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  Speaker 1: from the neighborhood while we're filming. But one scene is
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: us breaking into this church with a monster truck and
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: it has to jump over a car and does it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: And when I say this motherfucker took off down a street,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I was so afraid that the thing was gonna beer
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: off and hitting to homes which were right next to
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: these things. Fly Zach and I mean fly right. Have
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you ever seen You've never seen. I've only seen the
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: commercials for the things that I guess you take your cards, dude.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I thought Bigfoot was like one of those slow rolling
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: cars that goes that thing is like and it's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's an impact, dude. That shit had me. I laughed
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  Speaker 1: so hard. Anyway, I guess they. I guess they take
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: kids to those things, right. Who goes to a monster
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  Speaker 1: truck show? It's for kids, right, I mean, or oh yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: it's all right, monster monster and Bigfoot is here. Not
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: only is Bigfoot here, but he will go up a monster. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can imagine that being entertaining for all of ten minutes. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: after you see the first jump the second jump, you're like, Okay,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: that thing jumps. But that thing I mean when I
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: say air, dude, I don't mean little air. I mean
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  Speaker 1: it catches it's it looks dangerous, man, it looks so dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: And the cars of light and flimsy and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: they're not freaking heavy trucks. It's just like a gased
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  Speaker 1: up thing on big ass tires. All right, So listen,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: everyone's all the surgeons are kissing Kelso's ass. Yes, and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Todd took Kelso's son to the local Steambath meet to
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: meet men. Now, last we heard about Kelso's son, he
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: was had a musical that was doing well, based Doctor Dad,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: and he was hooking up with the actor playing his father. Yes,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Now I think it's safe to say assume that the relationship.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I think yes, because now Todd is escorting him to sing,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: he's being a wingman. Now it's safe to assume that
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Todd is also probably hooking up with the men in
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: the Steambath. Absolutely. Yes. Steambath, I guess is as a
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: place the men hook up with each other. We can.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I ask you a question, why is it the steam bath?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Does it open that? Does it open up? I think
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it's sexy. You're sweaty, and no, you're in and relax.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: It's just that, that's my question. And where can men
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: congregate and be semi nude and not have issues? Back
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: in the day, right back in the day, there's just
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: a long history of it. And I never went away
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: my friend. It does sound so relaxing though, like it's like, oh,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna go to the bathhouse, I'm gonna
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: get a massage. Gets touched a little like I feel like, well,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: my friend was once in a in a normal gym,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: not a gay meet up spot, and now he's straight.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And the guy turned to him in the steam room
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: and said, m I got one of those steam room bonners.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: And my friend, okay are you? Friend said, well, I
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: gotta get going, I gotta get going. Well, I'll leave
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: you to it. The guy took a shot though, Man, yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: well why not, dude, why not go for yours? Go
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: for yours? I got as I got a steam room boner.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a big shot to take. I made
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, it was like it was like a
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: twenty four hour fitness or something. It wasn't like it
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: was like a steam place called ass ass ass right,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: my wife, My wife tells. My wife tells me, I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: am um too nice a lot because of how I
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I treat strangers, like, you know, the handyman will be
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: over and I'll be like, yeah, you gotta come check
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: out my animation. I know she told me the story.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta gotta check it. You have to tell the story.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You can't cut this story though, Okay, She's like, you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: gotta check. Like this is how I am. I can't
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: help it. And I show people like my animation because
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm really proud of it. So anyman, anyman is just
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: trying to fix the shield, want to do it? Fix it?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Come into my animation room. Let me show you what
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I did. And so they're sitting there and they're like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: oh wow, that's great. Cool. Right. I had a I
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: was selling a car and I had a gentleman of
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: a you know, somebody who sells cars. I had him
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: come through to check out the car, and me being me,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you gotta come check out my
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: animation room. He goes, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, absolutely,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: let's check it out. Yeah. I take him to the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: animation room and I'm literally showing him animation and he's like,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so interesting. That's great. Wow. And
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: then he kisses me and I was like, oh shit,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I said, dude. I was like listen. I was like, listen,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: please don't sexually harass me in my own house. Please, don't,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you know, please don't please, please don't do that. And
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: he goes and he goes, well, shit, man, you said
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: come to your animation rooms. Code. Yeah. It was like
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: who was like, who to fuck invite you to into
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: an animation room? This guy thought you were being wild.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, that's kind of what I was like,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that story. By the way, you want
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to come inside. I got some animations I want to show.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: You're scanning there. You've just kissed them. He was like,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He was like I thought that you were,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you know, coming on to me in your animation room.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: And I was like, no, man, I'm sorry. I'm nearly
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: into stop motion animation. I just wanted to I was
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: really proud of it. I wanted to show you my animation.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I was proud, and I was like and he was like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: and he was like so I was like, yeah, you
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: should go so awkward. Where do you go from there?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Did he buy the car? Yeah? He sold the car
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: from me too. Hey, there you go win and at
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: at at at a at a profit at that too. Okay,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: well he turned things around. Yes, he probably just assumed like,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: no adult is gonna ask me to come see his version, right,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: come into my animation room. This is clearly code for
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: let's right, let's hook up. Yeah, he probably thought that
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: was like your cover for your wife, like, yeah, I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: into animation. Yeah, my wife wasn't home too. What did
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: your wife say to this? She started laughing. She was like, dude,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: she was like, what the fuck do you expect? You
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: invited him into your animation room? What you're trying to
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: get into? Thought that I know? And then you're like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: here's the dick. And he was like you honor me,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: all right to break, I talk more about people that
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: have tried to fuck donald and we're bad and we're
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: back all right now. Listen. JD gets eagles by one
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of my patient's brothers, which pissed me the fuck off. Yeah,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: how dare I then I get slammed into a glass window.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'd like to get some compliments for the hit I
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: took on that window. That's why I was very entertaining
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you people for that very good prep full, prep full.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I hit that plexy hard. Yeah, but you did hit
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: the plexy very hard and you played the I'm my
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: equilibriums off. Yeah. It's hard to you know, we talked
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: about this in apology. It's hard to hit glass, yes,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: because it's very hard to not from the other side,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: see the brain, the human brain try to stop you
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: from hitting your face on glass. Yes. Now, because it's
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: a stunt, they change it to plexi, but it doesn't
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: really change the trick to your brain that you're about
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to hit. Your brain doesn't know it. Your brain knows,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: but it's still an impacts expecting. The real trick is
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: to not WinCE. Good luck. So I'd like to pat
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: myself on the shoulder because it was nice. Um. It
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was almost like you didn't see the glass and you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: just ran into it. Turk, you're number fourth on the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: list of serchain. I didn't think you were so low.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I thought Todd was one. We all thought Todd was one,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and we learned his last name, which is Quinlan. Yeah. Now,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: our writer, we had a Tad Quinlan, very talented writer.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: So a lot of the people on that board, of
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the names are are funny versions of people on our show,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: writers or crew members, like Franklin god Better was was
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: a second assistant director. I think he's written as gut
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Butter on that board, and there's some others. But Turk,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were number four, JD. I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just a little bit let down, nonal
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: that your character was number four on the list, like
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I would have thought you were better. Well, I thought
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Turk was better also until I would assume you were two.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: He still gets the job at the end of the day.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Bro Okay, So Todd comes around the corner and he's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: wearing his garage door opener on his waist. So this
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: is the man that is the best surgeon in the hospital.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Second best yo to um the Asian gal what's her name?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: She's not around though, I know, but we've established she's
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: not on the show anymore. But we did establish that
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: she's the best. I guess we thought we said that
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Todd was the best surgeon on the board it's her
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: name first, obviously, but Joel, Well, it doesn't track because
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: doctor Winn says that Todd, at one point back in
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the day was the best surgeon. Yeah, all of a sudden,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: doctor Wind's back. What the hell's going on here? Chang
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: is the character name? Yes, and she's number one. Now
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you're four, Rod is two and he's wearing door opener.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I think sex. We just established that Todd is so
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: dumb in all areas, but the one thing that he's
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: truly gifted at is surgery. Yes, that is it, and
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: maybe sex too. He might be well, we don't only
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: ever learn if he's a good lover. We just know
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: that he's a horny man. Yes, I don't think it's
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: ever revealed. Do you think he crashing burns more nights
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: than often? What do you mean crashing burns? Like? He
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: seems like the type of person that every night he's like,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: who am I going to get? How many people can
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I get? Sex addicts? He's a sex addict for sure.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: He has to have an ejaculation, and it could be
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: with anyone. It could be old young man woman. Yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: even there there is some implication he's open to bestiality,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: like monkey, Where is head monkey? Yes, somebody's gonna write
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: in and be like your jokes. No, we do not
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: condone bestiality on the show. All we're here to do
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: is recount jokes and that Bill Lawrence wrote many years
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: at those jokes too. We're not laughing at bestiality. We're
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: laughing off the jokes that do not. Do not listen
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to the show and think that we are condoning monkey
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: sex by somebody's pulling out a nice piece of loosely
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: paper right now and flicking a pin. Dear doctor, your
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: eye heart care of fake doctor's real friends. So Doug
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: left his corpse by the vending machine. Doug loses a corpse,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: but that's that's after uh, Carla loses a patient, right,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And I like when um, when Maria manu, Sorry this
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: is going back, but when I did laugh at this
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: when she goes, you have the cutest hair, and I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: go these old rags and then my hair is really weird.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: For a trunk of this episode, I don't know what's
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: going on. It was a haircut, yeah, I did notice
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: that I wrote it down. Did you get a haircut
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: or something? Just something was too crazy, like one coming
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: on with the hair that day, I was like, what,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: no one, no one, everyone let me, where are my
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: hair like this? So I looked like I look like
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm insane person. It looked weird. It was Maria Manunos
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: likes it well. She liked the I think it was
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a haircut because your hair changed. Also during the episode,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: like four times. Why doesn't your wife light A recognize
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: your voice in the mascot costume? I don't know that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you love the fact? I love
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the fact. I love the fact that she said though
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I have a husband, he's big and black. That made
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: me right then and there. I was like, yep, that's right.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: That's what Casey says to people. That's what Casey says
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: when dude run up on her and they'd be like, hey,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: maybe she'd be like, motherfucker, I got a husband. He's
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: big and black and he will fuck you up. Yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And then I come all worked up because you had
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: your tiebout class. It might not be right now, but
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: in like a few months, I'll be in fighting shape.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: You're listen, We've all seen you do it. You just you,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: just you. Just the second you get statuesque, you then
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: decide to fall off. It's yeah, right, like you're like,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: what do you call it? A yo? Yo? Yeah? This
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: time it's not. I've been doing it my whole life though. Yeah. Wow.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: The janitor is stealing cafeteria treys to build a shed
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: out of treys. I don't. I thought that was hilarious.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: He's building a shed with lunch trays? Why why not?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: And then he also wears a cup because he's constantly
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: hit in the nuts. I did not It must be Randall? Right, No,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Randall only attacks me, but doesn't the janitor knock on
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: his groin In this episode, dwell or Mike mixing it
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: up with no, you're not wrong at all. He says,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I get hit down there more than he thought after
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Carla elbows him in the nads. Right there you go.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's because he works with Randall so much, That's
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: what I said. No, I'm saying, maybe you're right. I
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: want to know why. The janitor tells a story about
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: finding a head and then putting it in a locker. Yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: and then coming back then forgetting that he put it
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: in the locker, coming back the next day, finding the
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: head and be like, holy shit, there's a head. But
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: there were also rats. Then he ran up to the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: roof and he threw the head and was on its
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: way to crash into Kelso's car, when out of a nowhere,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: a hawk in the middle of a city. Yeah, comes
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere and grabs her head and takes off
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: before I could land in Kelso's car. I don't know.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. I mean, like, I think Neil's
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: just clearly improvising, Like this whole thing was no way
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that was written right. This is one of those examples
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: where we told you about where sometimes Bill would just
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: say and then I don't know, Neil makes up a story.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I think Neil just made up a whole story about
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a corpse's head and how it got stolen by a hawk.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: But there's a call back at the end of the show.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: What happens at the end of the show, I forgot,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: He's like. She's like, He's like, you knew the hawk
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: story wasn't real. She's like, yeah, oh, okay, because probably
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Bill was like that's funny. But we can't act like
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: that's a real story. There's no way Jenner can be
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: hiding heads and then tossing him off the roof. The
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Um, now the bald head thing.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Do you think those people agreed to be background performers
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: that's agreed to shave their heads. I'm sure there's an
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: extra fee for doing something like that. I'm sure because
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I had a bald cap on obviously, But that costs
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of time and money to do that, and
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: they did a very good job, obviously. I'm sure they
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: weren't going to do that to everybody. So I imagine
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: they just put out a casting call saying, hey, extra
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: money if you're willing to shave your head bald right either. Yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sure of it because they have all of them
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: have hair during the episode up until maybe Granny was
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: already bald. I don't know. Wasn't I in a bald
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: cap another time when I was a harried Krishna or
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: that was a fantasy. I think you're also in a
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: ball cap when you were getting your brain. Yeah, Michael J.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Fox is in your brain. Well, it's cool to see
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: yourself in the balls cap to know that it's maybe
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: not the best look for you. Well, you can't necessarily say,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: because they you have all of this hair on top
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of your head that they're flattening down to put the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: ball cap on, so it's not necessarily an accurate representation.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I don't think that
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I would look good with a crew cut, like I
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: wouldn't look good with hair as short as yours. I mean,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: you don't know until you. I've never tried it. Should
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I try it? It's very long now my hair look No, dude,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it is long. I wouldn't try it. You have a
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: lovely head of hair. My gal legs it long. That's
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: why I keep it longer. Yeah, it's very han solo
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: ish when your hair is long, it's very luke. You
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: pay attention to your woman's input on your beard and hairstyle. Yeah,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: she told me to shave my head today, so I'm
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: going to do that after I'm done with my Uh right, okay, Daniel.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Do you pay attention to just step any weigh in? Oh? Yes?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And what did she say? Does she say, hey, bring
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: it down a notch or hey s comment on stuff
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: like I can't see your lips? Oh? Yeah, that's not good.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You need to get a hair cut. Yeah, you gotta
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: keep that thing. You gotta keep the lips out. Donald
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: you do. But it's such, you know, as my hair
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: stops growing up here and starts growing more ferociously down here.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: It's like a day or two in between when it's
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: perfectly over my lips and then too much and it's
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you know, I could shave every day for sure, but
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: it's a delicate. Do you think bald men are more
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: apt to grow beards because they're proud that they can
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: grow facial hair elsewhere? I can't grow either, dude. So
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it's like, your beard looks pretty good, you say, with
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: little hair and beard. You have one little cliff claven
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: patch over there, but one yeah, not as full as Daniel. Daniel,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you could be in like a beard ad thank you Daniel.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: You should see it. Back in the day, I used
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: to have an extremely fierce beard. Oh my goodness, Donald.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: You know they have a spray you could you could
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: fill in those patches. They also have a dick that
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you can put it in. They stopped selling they stopped
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: selling those that remember. It was like an infomercial ron Papel.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Was it ron Papel? I don't know, but they would
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It looked like literally, I think there was even a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: ball inside the aerosol cans to shape the ship up.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: It sounded like you were taking spray paint and you
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: were about to tag up, but you just didn't. On
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: the back of your head. I remember that ship, yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: but I remember the infomercial. I was always impressed at
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: how real it looked. Okay, so I know people that
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: do it. Have you seen it though? When you running
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the people and they got the makeup across to create
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: the hairline, it's like a it's drawn in and colored.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I once dated a gal who I guess we're so
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: much tanning cream that she left like an imprint of
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: her whole body on the on the sheets. Oh wow,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Like you could see like the outline, but it was
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: tanning cream or like it was like what she did
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: she put like I don't know, spray tan, because spray
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: tan wouldn't come off. This was like an outline of
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: it was like goldfinger, you know, it was like an
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: outline of that. Okay, that's crazy, let's take a break.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. A lot
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: of people have been hitting me up about my uh
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: smoking weed when people are concerned, which I appreciate, thank
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you very much. But people are like your brain activity, man,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: it's going to come to a halt if you keep
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the like, I'm like, dude, your brain activity come like
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: already has. Dude, I came up with the most amazing
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: nickname for you, and you're telling me my brain has
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: come to a halt. My brain actor, you're saying that
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you that we can have affected your brain because you
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: came up with twat ears. It's the best nickname I've
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. That is like and then
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: dick tongue. Do you want to see what the nice
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: people at um Sideshow Collectibles set my girlfriend? Yes, do Well,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you're gonna try. Oh my god. They're not a sponsor.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: They're not a sponsor, but they make Donald stop. They're
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but Sideshow Collectibles. If you're into all
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: things geek, like these three. Um they make really cool
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: figurines of all your favorite heroes and really cool all
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: sorts of Marble things and all sorts of Star Wars things.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And they've been very nice to me over the years
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: because they know I like geeky stuff. They sent Donald
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and I, um, they sent they sent us grow gou Well,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: they sent to Florence. It's black. It's the black widow
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: necklace covered in rocks. Damn. I think I'm gonna wear
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: it covered the rocks. I'm gonna wear it. Donald, Would
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: you wear that? Yeah? Dude, freaking yeah, dude. You know
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you know what's up with me and and Blain Blain.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Have any of you guys seen um free guy? It
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: looks funny. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: yet because you don't go to the movie You're not
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: trying to mess with the movie theaters? Are you that Delta? Delta? Yo, dude,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I watched the fight last night that chip. The arena
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: was packed, you know. You all of the sporting events
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: that are happening right now, the arenas are packed, the
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: stadiums are packed, and we're talking about a thousand people
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: dying a day, like you know, I'm trying to stay
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: away from that. I don't want that Delta, man. I
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: know people that got that ship that are vaccinated and
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: they say it was not fun. I do not want
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: that ship. I'm not trying to get that Delta either.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I live next to a movie theater, though sometimes I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: think I'll just mask up and go there, but I
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: don't know. I want theater. Twice it was okay, I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: bought three seats though, so no one gets on either side,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: and so we did our own blocking and then we
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: just massed up the whole time. Um. I invested in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: one of those face shields keep my eyes safe, because
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: that's how you know. Did you eat in the theater?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Did you take did you eat in the theater? Did
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you take? Um a water with a straw so you
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: could just you know. But I gotta at least Charlotte
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Lawrence is playing the Governor's Ball, which is a very
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: big deal for her. I'm trying to go to the
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Governor's Ball, or if they're even gonna have the Governor's Ball,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: which is, for those of you don't know, is a
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: huge festival in New York that they have. It's outdoors, right,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: it is, okay, well you should go at the very
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: least that you could observe from Yeah, I'm just trying
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: to get in from a distant over the dude from
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: a distance yesterday zoo. He's a doctor, um and I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Joel can't get in touch with him, so we assume
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that he is doctoring, which is which is which happens?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: What doctors do? Daniel? Do you want to go? There?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Goes my hero room, Danel, do you want to tell
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: us how your twitch stream is going lately, just so
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: we have a few extra minutes. Sure, it's going great.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Have you got any boosts? Have you got any boosts? Hey? Yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: we're plugging you a lot. Did you get a significantly?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: It's really are you bearing the lead? Well? Okay, because
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: you're wearing is that where you're wearing a gold chain? Oh?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: This little thing? Um? No, I mean like the thing
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: is when it comes to twitch, significant jumps are like
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: having zero to one person, to five people to having
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: ten people, to having twenty, to having fifty to having
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: one hundred to having like five hundred and a thousand.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: So are you at beauty pie level yet? Not quite
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: a beauty pie level yet, but we did go. We
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: were chilling with about one hundred people last night, which
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: was wow. Donald and Donald didn't even try to look.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Oh you gotta look next time he goes live Danale Tech,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I will see this act. I will.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be live on Wednesday. I'll be live on Wednesday.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Remember do you remember do you remember the Jimmy Fallon.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon did a funny sketch on s and now,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: which I always thought was accurate. If you've ever gone
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: to a radio station where like off the air, like
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: the celebrity comes in, he's like, hey, welcome, Hey worry Donald,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. We're gonna a good time, and uh,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna talk about stuff. Okay, here we go,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: we're going live. And then he hits the live but
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: he was even he's liked that. And then he goes, okay,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: we're going back. We have the break and he goes, hey, man,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: he having fun, And I feel like I feel like
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Daniel when he's in character doing his muck bang um
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: one stream. You caught what I just happened to be
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: eating dinner on stre I'm telling you, if you want
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: to watch danel on Twitch, don't just till he's done eating.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: You can tune in like fifteen minutes at six o'clock,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: come in at six thirty because he's probably before. Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: there's a half hour of muck bang edging good times.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: What game are you playing, danel Um playing? Still playing
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit of everything. Is still playing Super Mario Odyssey,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: which has been so much fun, Playing Rocket League, Um.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I've been playing a lot more games that involved the
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: stream that involved playing with other people like these, Uh,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: there's like social deception games and like, um, there's a
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: game that's like telephone mixed with pictionary called guardic Phone.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It's really fun. Also, it's interesting. I would have thought
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: you played more of like so you're twitching with games
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: that are a little bit outside the bucks. I thought
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of people play with like first person shooters
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: and that. Yeah. I mean I you know, I like
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: to be a variety streamer. I like to stream a
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of different stuff, and I really do enjoy,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you know, engagement with other people. It's I don't like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: solo games as much. And that's actually why I started
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a segment so that I, like, actually play the single
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: player games I haven't beat yet because I would just
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: never have finished them. I would never finish them ever,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: so I had to make a segment for it. But
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I really like playing with other people. That's the best
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: part to me. Donald, we should do a twitch stream
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: where we just ruby now. It doesn't have to be
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: every stream as every stream, it doesn't have to be sexual.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Don and I don't want to be a twitch stream. Well,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: why don't we play, why don't we play a game. No,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you're thinking of only fans. Why can't we do it?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Which reverse course course, what an idiot. I just masturbated
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and was shaming myself. Yeah, I said, I'm gonna never
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: do a only fans again. But then I wanted to
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: bust and I was like, I need only fans. That
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: was some me my sent Donald. It was something to
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: the effect of like only fans owner cancels porn in
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the thirty seconds after he ejaculated, and he felt the shame,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: but he had just washed. I'm not doing it justice,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: but it was a funny meme. But I mean, that's
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: so true. That's the only time, that's the only time
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: in my life where I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a dirty, dirty boy. You disgusted with yourself. But dirty boy,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you throw the phone, You throw the phone across the room.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: We call that post nut clarity. Oh god, I yeah,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that's gross. Right. No, what if our twitch was playing
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: a game together, Donald, like sorry or part cheesy? Does
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: it have to fucking part cheesey? Whatever you want. Hey,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: no one's streaming clue. We should the four of us
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: should play. There's a reason nobody's streaming clue. Tim so
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: that nobody could do that shit, man, Tim Curry. Tim
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Curry is the best clue in a start trying to
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: fucking remake the movie, ask neck, listen for two seconds.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Is there a way for how would be four of
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: us twitch stream a game of Clue? I would like,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's do it. If I can find it,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be Monel Mustard. Yes, that's very best. Perfect. If
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: we can find an online version, we can all play
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: it together. If not, we could have one person kind
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: of controlling the board and everybody on here saying what
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: they want to do. Do you think we could We
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: could give the money to charity or something. But do
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you think people would come and throw money at it
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: like they do? Yes? Definitely. Yes. People are begging every
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: every single stream. Do you need the play clue? Yeah? Man,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you freaking ask a bunch of questions. No, go around
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the room and you have the cards, and you know
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: what cards are not in the secret envelope because you're
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: holding them right right, And but you don't know what
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: do your other players have? Season I think it may
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: be Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the rope, and
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: then another player will give you the card. If they
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: have one of them. The second. The second no one
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: gives you any card. You know, that must be what's
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: in the secret envelope? Got it? I vaguely remember how
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: to play Clue. Let's play. We're gonna go downstream. You
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: want to do Clue? How about shoots and ladders? I'm
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: good at that game. Okay, boring Clue though that I'm trying.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor. Okay, alright,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I'm into it. I would rather play video games. But yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I know, but there's no video game we can play.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I know what we can do. Let's get on fucking
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: the fucking Oculus and go at it. No, we go
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: on m Halo into one of those rooms where it's
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: just the four of us and we try and kill
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: each other. You know, Let's do that with GTA, or
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: or or or the best game ever Red Dead, Redemption?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Too excited, dnaalism. I don't have any one. I don't
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: have a current system set up, although I'm getting an
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Xbox one. I think, oh sick. Do you know the
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: new flight simulator that they put out? Um, someone did
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: an aftermarket like Mega rig You're gonna love this. Did
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: we talk about this already, you know, I think you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: mentioned wanting to do it, but we didn't talk about it. Indeed,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: my sister in law works for Xbox, and she told
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: me she's gonna help me get that that rig. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: think Microsoft doesn't make it. It's like an aftermarket thing,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: but someone like made like a full on cockpit. Look
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: it up. Tell her I got the v Tell her
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I got the fucking VR stuff for y'all, are too
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: loyal to PS. You need to get with Xbox. I
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: don't know PS. I don't know PS. I got Xbox bro.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: And then Ken don't yo. All right, God, that's our show. Listen,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: we love you. Sorry, we now have a guest. But um,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: the good news is is that that doctor I imagine
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: in my glass half full way is currently saving someone's life. Amen. Yeah, Um,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: if you want to be a caller on the show, uh,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you go to Joel, You're gonna go to you can
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: scrub iHeart at gmail dot com, Rubs iHeart at gmail
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: dot com. Um. Not only you don't have to worry
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: about just asking a Scrubs question, you could say, hey,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen thing that happened to me and I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: want to share it with you. Okay, Like that couple,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: that weird couple that we love so much, they're not
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: weird with them, that different couple but not different. What
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: do you all right? Let me start over. Like that
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: couple that we whose sexual escapades we enjoyed hearing so much.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: That was I truly want to check back in with them, Yes, Joelle,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: let's have them back? Okay? And um hey, yeah, please
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: write in Joel, I I think I'd like to start
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: a new segment called You're not Gonna Believe what fucking
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: happened to us? And uh and then you tell us
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: an insane story. I love this section already, let's go.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like getting a handy while trying to
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: sell a card to an animation guy. I didn't get
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: a handy, dude her true or false? You got a handy,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: did not get a hand like. This is so wrong,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: This is so wrong, This is so right. It's only
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: wrong until it's right. Donald. On that note, we love
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: you all I saw in the back of a truck.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Be kind, be careful to yourself. We made never so
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: gather around you here. I'll gather around you here, I'll
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: spot free watch your visa mm hmmmmm.