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Drunken Peasants atheist co-host star John Crawley, known as KingBeardX or PimpmunkX passed away · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  I. Walk these streets with a heavy
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  heart. Whispers in the Dark.
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  Tear the world apart. I shut tight.
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  I'm dodging the pain, But the truth keeps calling through the
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  pour in the rain. No evil hear no evil close my
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  eyes Just let the silence be my shield See no evil hear no evil
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  lock the noise but the heart still gotta feel Voices scream
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  where the shadows creep secret. All right, Hello, ladies and
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  gentlemen. My name is Brett Keene from GOD
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  There's always a link in the description and the link in the
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  comments where people can come in, join me and actually talk.
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  So today we are going to be discussing A Drunken Peasants
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  member on YouTube who died recently.
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  Let's see if we can get the page up so you guys can see the
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  picture. All right, there you go.
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  John Crawley's cause of death revealed picks TikTok * King
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  Beard X dead at 47 John Crawley cause of death How did TikTok *
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  King's beard X die? All right, And they're basically
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  announcing that he is funeral, obituary and all that kind of
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  stuff. You know the usual thing
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  whenever anybody dies. OK so I guess I'll let you guys
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  know what happened. Apparently anybody that ever
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  knew him. He used to be famous on YouTube
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  and also he was a a Co host, a member from time to time on
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  Drunken peasants. He was your typical obese fat
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  atheist who cussed like the racial slurs, was disgusting and
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  perverted, extremely unattractive, was constantly
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  feeding his face, and the times I remember him most on the
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  drunken peasants is when Ben would be talking and you'd start
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  hearing snoring into the mic because pimp mock X.
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  Even though he was getting paid a little bit to be on the show
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  he was fucking bored of Ben. He found been extremely boring
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  like a lot of the other Co hosts before him and after him and he
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  would fall asleep. I now pimp Monk acts as his
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  original name that he used to go on on YouTube.
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  That was the funniest shit he had ever done in his entire
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  existence. He considered himself like a
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  comedian and a roaster and a person who was in the pawnage
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  and ownage. He got off on making videos
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  attacking other people. Here you got this extremely fat
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  ball headed guy that looked like a fucking catfish who was
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  telling everybody else that they were fat and they were stupid.
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  And of course I was one of his main targets.
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  It's interesting because my wife and I had talked to him behind
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  the scenes a few times and he seemed extremely pleasant and
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  nice when we were talking to him one-on-one.
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  But if I were to go on the discord or go into a broadcast
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  with him or he would show up on my shit, he would get heinous
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  and nasty. And he would actually use racial
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  slurs while in my live show, knowing that it would get me in
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  trouble and break terms of service and all that shit.
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  It was weird. It was strange how when he and I
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  would talk one-on-one it was almost as if we could be
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  absolute friends but out in public he wanted to embarrass me
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  and humiliate me and just try to dissect me every chance that he
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  got. Pretty shitty guy all the way
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  around. His family pretty much thought
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  he was garbage. He was like a typical atheist,
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  always thinking he was smarter than everyone, mocked everyone,
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  mocked God on a daily basis and couldn't keep any relationships
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  together. And unfortunately, the sin of
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  gluttony caught up with him. He was greedy.
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  He made it clear that he did everything he did, attacked
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  people, said the things he did because he wanted to get paid
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  and he wanted to get paid fast. He, unlike other atheists, he
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  was actually honest about a lot of things.
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  Like for instance, he said I don't want to fucking work.
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  I don't want to have a job, I don't want to do anything.
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  I just want to sit on video, talk a bunch of massive shit and
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  get paid for it. And he goes, I don't care who I
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  hurt. I don't care who I fucking
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  destroy, I don't care if people in their lives after I roast
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  them, as long as I get fucking paid.
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  Was his thought process, his perspective.
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  If there is a hell, ladies and gentlemen, he is definitely in
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  the front of the line on that for sure.
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  He better hope that I'm right, though.
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  He better hope that annihilationism is the right
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  theology for Christianity, because my view states that your
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  soul will literally be annihilated.
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  You'll suffer a second death, and you simply won't exist.
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  You won't matter anymore. In reality, it's as if you never
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  even existed at all. But if the other Christians are
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  right, the ones who argue with me all the time, who believe in
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  Dante's Inferno, then right now, as we speak, he is preparing for
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  Judgement Day and then he will be dropped into the Lake of Fire
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  where he will be screaming and crying for mommy for all
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  eternity. That's what other Christians
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  believe. I'm not sure.
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  But to be honest with you, with the kind of relationship and
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  communication I had with the guy, it almost makes me wish
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  that the other Christians were right.
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  It seems almost too merciful for a person like this to just
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  simply be annihilated, even though there is a catch to it.
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  Although I'm an annihilationist, that doesn't mean that I believe
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  the soul instantly disintegrates.
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  It could be that it takes 5 seconds, it could be that it
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  takes half of eternity for a soul to completely disintegrate
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  since it was created by the very essence of God.
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  He was cruel. He was a he was a fucking
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  bastard in every step of the way.
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  He reminds me of a guy that used to pretend to be my friend
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  called Happy Cabbie. Happy Cabbie was another 500 LB
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  fucking horrendous abomination himself.
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  This was a guy who made money by making YouTube videos and then
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  going to children's parties, giving out balloons and shit.
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  And apparently Happycabbie, who was originally known as Paul,
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  his real name, was fucking around with underage kids and
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  that ended up getting found out by the end of his career.
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  Happycabbie also made countless videos attacking me and accusing
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  me as shit. And then it turned out that that
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  bitch had a public record showing that it was a pedophile,
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  that he had actually was on the sex offender list and all that.
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  This fucking horse. You didn't even need to look at
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  public records to know this, but this horrendously ugly bastard
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  would wear lipstick and all that and then take off all of his
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  clothes except for his underwear and leap up and down on his bed
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  and shit and make videos of that for people.
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  And then of course he would put himself on gay websites as well
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  and was perfectly fine with that.
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  He wasn't completely homosexual, he was what you call bi.
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  He would bang guys as well as females.
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  That's if anybody he could find, anyone that was blind and
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  willing to do that shit. Sorry.
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  My wife made me a big old cup of hot cocoa with marshmallows and
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  it's absolutely delicious. I suspect.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, I am 48 now and I'm going to be 49 come
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  Christmas. I have thought for a long time
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  that I don't have much time for this world because my health
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  issues and all that, which by the way, this asshole made fun
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  of all the time. You know, he actually told me in
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  a live show one time. He goes, he goes, bro, why
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  aren't you fucking dead yet? He was Brad I why aren't you?
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  You're a piece of shit. You know, if there was a good
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  God, why does he keep you breathing for.
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  And interestingly enough, the same guy at the end of his life,
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  he suffered miserably. His death was not quick.
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  It was not easy. They say that he was starting to
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  suffocate and he was starting to have bad problems with his
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  heart. And it was quite a while before
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  he finally shut his eyes and took his dirt nap.
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  A miserable, miserable way to go out.
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  Very painful, very horrible. Well, I know some people are
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  going to be like Brett. You're supposed to be a
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  Christian. Or you, you should show some
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  compassion. I did.
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  I already gave the guy compassion while he was alive
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  and I tried over and over to be able to talk to him and I tried
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  to help him understand that life is tricky, ladies and gentlemen,
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  it's very messy. You could be 6 months old and
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  die. You could be a young female or
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  young male who jogs and you can hit be hit by a fucking bus.
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  You never know when you're going to die in this world.
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  So you need to get things set up.
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  You need to try to have positive relationships.
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  You need to try to love those who try to care about you.
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  And don't be materialistic. Because no matter how much money
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  you make off of fucking monetization or advertisements
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  or sponsorships, whatever the deal, you're not going to be
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  able to take any of that shit to the grave.
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  And it don't matter whether you're religious or an atheist
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  when you fucking die and none of that shit's going with you.
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  So you spend years and years of fucking people over repeatedly,
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  and not a diamond that's going into your casket.
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  There's no fucking slot machine. There's no coin pitch that you
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  can throw a dime in and get it to do anything for you.
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  I don't know if they're going to put him in a box and drop him in
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  a fucking hole or if they're going to cremate him and they're
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  going to have to use an extra sized furnace for his ass.
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  So he was a big boy. If they use a coffin, they're
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  not going to be able to use a a normal sized coffin.
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  They'll have to empty the seats out of a yacht and then drop him
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  in there and then put a boat over it in order for him to have
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  a lead. And then they'll have to find
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  some kind of crater hole somewhere in the ground where
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  they can put his ass. A normal a normal hole just
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  simply won't do. And I don't know what what
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  should we put on the tombstone I guess Was fucking ridiculous
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  from the get go. Born absolute shit, died
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  absolute shit from nothing to nothing.
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  And that's pretty much how I feel about him.
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  I personally wish he would have changed.
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  I wish he and I could have actually gotten along and had
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  friendly conversations. I would have been more than
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  happy to invite him to my home and have BBQ with him and a cold
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  one. But he just refused to be a
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  fucking decent human being. And now you know.
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  God. Basically got bored of him, got
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  tired of waiting. Hell had plenty of slots open
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  and just enough space to fit his ass in.
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  So there it is, that's over. I have been around for over 20
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  years on YouTube, and that's not even counting how long I've been
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  on the Internet and social media.
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  I've seen countless atheist as well as religious people die.
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  I'm going to tell you something right now, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Every one of those fucking people, all the hundreds of
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  Youtubers and celebrities that I've watched die, they didn't
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  know they were going to go. Some of them had a a feeling
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  that shit wasn't right, that the parts weren't functioning like
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  they used to. When you start getting older,
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  you start hearing the bones pop and you start feeling the organs
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  hardening up. Taking a shit becomes a complex
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  fucking wrestling match in itself.
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  You have to start taking medicine for shit that you never
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  even knew that you would need it for.
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  You'll run out of energy quicker, you'll get more
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  sleepier. But lucky for you, no matter how
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  sick and tired you get, there's always going to be some group
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  out there like the drunken peasants that are going to kick
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  you in the fucking face while you're down and and make you
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  feel as miserable as they possibly can.
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  Luckily, I'm Brett Keene and I can handle all that kind of
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  bullshit, but a lot of people cutting.
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  I heard that the drunken peasants continue to aggravate
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  someone so much, and the Amazing Atheist fucked with a couple
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  people a while back that also ended up killing themselves.
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  So yeah, terrible, terrible. Oh, before we end this, also
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  another popular atheist. YouTube decided that it was so
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  necessary for them to make money.
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  They were also a popular Twitch user and they would work with a
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  couple guys. Well, they thought it would be
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  cute if they told. They told this guy.
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  Basically, they wanted him to sign a contract that stated that
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  they would get to torture him for two weeks on video and he
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  had to put up with all of it, and if he did, he would get
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  hundreds of thousands of dollars for letting his friends torture
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  him. They did this obviously for
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  controversy and views and all that.
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  You know, think about it. Hey, two weeks you get tortured
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  and we could do whatever we want to you and you get paid.
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  So they pulled out their cameras.
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  He signed the contract. Unfortunately for the guy, the
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  atheist who died, the atheist unfortunately had some kind of
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  disability where he had health issues and also he was kind of
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  slow, very derogatory, A mocker and all that, and blasphemer.
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  But unfortunately, on the other hand, the person was disabled
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  and they had problems. What they did to the Twitch
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  user, their own friend as they call it, they tortured the
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  person over and over and over by waking them up every time they
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  went to sleep, jumping on them while they were asleep, throwing
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  shit on the person, wiping their ass on the person.
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  One person even pissed on the Twitch user.
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  And they did all this on a live stream and Twitch didn't do
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  anything about it. This went on, this live stream
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  went on and on and on. They didn't turn it off.
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  And then finally, when they went in the room one more time and
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  we're wiping their ass on him and everything after taking a
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  shit, they realized the guy wasn't moving anymore.
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  He simply wasn't moving. It hadn't even been more than a
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  week yet and barely died in his fucking sleep.
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  These atheists thought it would be a morally good idea to
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  torture him, and they did. And he didn't get his money
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  because, well, he's fucking dead.
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  They did perverse things to him, they even tried to teabag him,
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  but they couldn't do too much like nudity.
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  Although Twitch and YouTube, a lot of immoral things done by
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  atheists, pulling down your pants and rubbing your balls and
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  another man's chin is not well. It's not dignified for terms of
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  service, ladies and gentlemen, basically.
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  So yeah, what atheists and humans will do for attention and
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  views and fame. It's ridiculous.
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  They'll sell their soul and they'll hurt people in order to
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  make themselves feel better and also to get a paycheck out of
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  it. People are on ex social media,
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  Facebook, tick tock, YouTube, you name it.
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  They'll lie their fucking ass off.
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  They'll make shit up about the president, they'll make shit up
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  about celebrities. They'll make documentary videos
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  that are not true about other people as well as famous people
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  just so they can get that click bait, just so they can get the
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  fucking cheese. You know, whenever I was to
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  start at mountain Christianity, going from former atheism over
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  into Christianity, I used to feel horrible.
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  Like, how am I supposed to explain justice and love if God
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  created a concept like hell in reality that people will go to?
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  That used to be a real struggle for me.
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  It really was. I used to think to myself that
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  no matter what a person does, they don't deserve to be
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  tormented or have their soul absolutely destroyed to the
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  point where nobody in existence remembers them anymore.
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  That they're not even an echo in the universe anymore.
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  But after being around Catfish Face John Crawley and looking at
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  people torturing other people in order to get some views.
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  Hey, I think God was on the money, right?
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  I think that God was, God knew that there was a lot of toilet
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  shit out there that needed to be flushed.
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  God had to create a giant toilet for fucking garbage and shit,
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  you know? And sometimes, unfortunately,
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  since God doesn't have like a sewer system or whatever that
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  wasn't ever set up, there's no plumbing in hell.
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  So the shit basically goes through a hole between life and
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  death and it drops into this flaming pit where it's fucking
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  burned like garbage up in the yard.
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  And since there's no atmosphere, ozone layer, you don't really
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  have to worry about all the fumes of shit coming up into the
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  wherever. You know, nobody's complaining
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  about climate control in hell. It's too fucking hot and
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  nobody's getting any tanning lotion, so it is what it is.
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  Oh shit, my vapors a little low. I'm going to have to buy me some
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  new ones today. All right, Well, that's all
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  folks. I'd say rest in peace, but not
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  going to happen, right?