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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now, from the Star Reynolds Sports Desk, your 93.3 KJRFM
- 0:04Speaker 1: Sports Headlines.
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- 0:08Speaker 2: as the Rockies. Cracking season starts tonight. Taking on Calgary,
- 0:11Speaker 2: 6 o'clock. Year 6, 6 o'clock. Drop of the puck,
- 0:15Speaker 2: 5.30 pregame with the captain, Mike Benton, for you right
- 0:18Speaker 2: here on 93.3 KJRFM. That means that Thursday night football
- 0:22Speaker 2: moves over to the AM dial, 9.50 on the AM dial.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Pittsburgh in Cleveland to take on the Browns. Browns plus
- 0:28Speaker 2: two and a half.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Fact.
- 0:29Speaker 4: 494.
- 0:29Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
- 0:31Speaker 5: Let's see.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Someone's going to text me.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Julian Love saying today he expects to play on Sunday
- 0:35Speaker 2: barring anything unforeseen. He spoke to the media before their
- 0:38Speaker 2: practice today. We'll get a report out a little bit
- 0:39Speaker 2: later on. Zach Charbonnet designated a return to practice after
- 0:43Speaker 2: starting the season on the PUP list. By the way, Love, Price, Zabel,
- 0:48Speaker 2: and Reed were all limited in practice yesterday. Ty Okada
- 0:50Speaker 2: did not practice as well. MLB playoffs. Just one series
- 0:55Speaker 2: needs to be decided in the wild card race. That's
- 0:56Speaker 2: the Phillies and the Braves. That goes on later on tonight.
- 0:59Speaker 2: They're tied at one game apiece in the best of three.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Yankees over the Red Sox. Astros get knocked out by
- 1:05Speaker 2: the White Sox. Thank you very much, Chicago. And that's
- 1:08Speaker 2: too bad. That's unfortunate.
- 1:10Speaker 4: I cried a lot.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Cubs are still in it, though. Cubs are still in it.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Or no, Cubs are out of it.
- 1:15Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 1:15Speaker 2: White Sox are in it. Cubs are out of it.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Our friends, our natural rival, the Padres, move on to
- 1:21Speaker 2: the next round as well. Right now is what we
- 1:23Speaker 2: call the unofficial start of the weekend.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Even though you can't see him, trust us.
- 1:29Speaker 2: It's time for Ian's weekly visit with the Athletics' Brandon Funston.
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- 2:01Speaker 2: He's got it!
- 2:04Speaker 3: Touchdown!
- 2:05Speaker 2: It is time for some fantasy football. Brandon Funston standing by.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Big thanks to our friends at Georgetown Brewing. It is
- 2:11Speaker 2: fresh hop season down there at the brewery. Go check
- 2:14Speaker 2: it out.
- 2:14Speaker 5: Get a growler.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Get a pint while you're there. I think I'm going
- 2:17Speaker 2: to swing by tomorrow on the way home. Say hi
- 2:19Speaker 2: to my friend Dave and company. See what they've got
- 2:21Speaker 2: going on. Grab a growler for the weekend, although two
- 2:24Speaker 2: hockey games. I'm not sure if that will happen. Anyway,
- 2:26Speaker 2: we'll swing by there tomorrow. We'll figure it out along
- 2:29Speaker 2: the way. So check things out. Go to Georgetown. And
- 2:32Speaker 2: enjoy your weekend. Look for it at your local establishment
- 2:34Speaker 2: as well. Bodie Zoffa, always on tap. Manny's Pale Island,
- 2:37Speaker 2: so much more. Big shout-out to our friends at Georgetown Brewing. Hello,
- 2:40Speaker 2: Brandon Funston. How are you?
- 2:42Speaker 5: Oh, man, I'm gearing up for a big weekend, Ian.
- 2:44Speaker 5: I thought I'd let you know.
- 2:45Speaker 6: It's Parents Weekend at Pullman. So I will be heading
- 2:51Speaker 6: out tomorrow and visiting my son, who has managed to
- 2:57Speaker 6: become a Coug.
- 2:58Speaker 7: Does that mean any parent of any kid can go there,
- 3:00Speaker 7: or do you have to have a kid who's there
- 3:01Speaker 7: to just go celebrate Parents Weekend?
- 3:03Speaker 4: Because I'd like someone to celebrate.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Me being a parent. That'd be kind of fun.
- 3:06Speaker 7: Right?
- 3:06Speaker 4: If you're a parent, come one, come all.
- 3:08Speaker 6: I think just the general kind of gentleman's agreement or
- 3:12Speaker 6: whatever rule is you should probably have a kid there.
- 3:15Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Fine, fine.
- 3:17Speaker 2: They did change it, by the way. It used to
- 3:19Speaker 2: be Dad's Weekend now, Mom's Weekend in the spring.
- 3:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Both had their challenges. And it had nothing to do
- 3:27Speaker 2: with equal opportunity, although a lot of moms wanted to
- 3:30Speaker 2: go to dad's weekend because it was a football game. Yeah,
- 3:32Speaker 2: I went to dad's weekend once, not as a mom. Yeah,
- 3:35Speaker 2: and dad's weekend. But dad's weekend, guys are getting after it.
- 3:39Speaker 2: It was fun. Mom's weekend, a whole different set of circumstances.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I'll just leave it at that. So now it's parents'
- 3:44Speaker 2: weekend on both. And, yeah, you'll have a good time.
- 3:47Speaker 5: Fresno State on tap.
- 3:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:49Speaker 2: You know what? I'll expect a full report next week, sir.
- 3:52Speaker 3: All right?
- 3:52Speaker 2: I'll expect a full report.
- 3:53Speaker 3: All right.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Sella's for a calzone is a must.
- 3:57Speaker 6: All right?
- 3:57Speaker 2: Sella's for a calzone is a must. Is that with
- 4:01Speaker 2: an S? S-E-L-L-A-S. It's right at the bottom of Stadium Way,
- 4:04Speaker 2: right at the bottom of the campus. Best calzone you'll
- 4:07Speaker 2: ever have. And then if you want to have a
- 4:09Speaker 2: nice little, how about some Cougold mac and cheese? South
- 4:12Speaker 2: Fork would be sensational. South Fork.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Yeah, those are my.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Rex, I got some other ones for you. I'll text
- 4:17Speaker 2: you the other ones.
- 4:17Speaker 5: Write them down.
- 4:18Speaker 2: I'll text you.
- 4:18Speaker 5: Right before Mike's lineup question.
- 4:20Speaker 2: And here it is. Let's start it off.
- 4:24Speaker 8: 206-286-9595.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Phone lines are open. We'll get a couple more phones
- 4:25Speaker 2: once we cycle through here. Mike and Edmond, you're first up.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Fire away, Mike. How are you?
- 4:31Speaker 9: Hi, Ian.
- 4:32Speaker 5: Hi, Brandon.
- 4:32Speaker 10: Hope you guys are doing well.
- 4:33Speaker 2: You too.
- 4:35Speaker 10: So, I don't trust Saquon Barkley against the Rams. So
- 4:41Speaker 10: I've got three running backs. I need two of them.
- 4:44Speaker 10: Let me know what you think. Full PPR, by the way.
- 4:49Speaker 10: The three are Saquon Barkley, Jalen Warren, and Aaron Jones.
- 4:56Speaker 10: And thanks for doing this.
- 4:57Speaker 5: That's amazing, Mike. Here's my rankings this week.
- 5:00Speaker 6: I mean, I have Jalen Warren, Saquon Barkley, Aaron Jones,
- 5:04Speaker 6: back to back to back. So I'm giving Barkley the
- 5:09Speaker 6: slight nod over Aaron Jones. Minnesota, guys like Aaron Jones, older, injury, susceptible.
- 5:18Speaker 6: That's why I'm a little bit leery on Justin Jefferson,
- 5:20Speaker 6: even if he does play. Playing Miami, there's an opportunity
- 5:24Speaker 6: for early exits for some of these guys.
- 5:26Speaker 5: I think I'm going Jalen Warren. Barkley didn't look that
- 5:28Speaker 5: bad last week. He got 80 yards.
- 5:31Speaker 6: He's not punching it in, and they need to use
- 5:33Speaker 6: him a little bit more in the passing game, but
- 5:35Speaker 6: He looked good running around, so I'd still give him
- 5:37Speaker 6: the slight nod over Jones.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Beautiful. All right, thanks, Mike. Next up, we head to
- 5:41Speaker 2: the 253. Ricky in Tacoma. What's up, Ricky? How's it going,
- 5:45Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen? And congrats on your son, Brandon.
- 5:47Speaker 5: Appreciate it, Ricky.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Good deal. All right. Okay, this is a tough one.
- 5:54Speaker 11: 14-team league, half-point PPR, and I got this conundrum of
- 5:59Speaker 11: mess here. I need two of the best four. I
- 6:02Speaker 11: got Woody Marks, DK Metcalf. Trey Tucker, and Brian Robinson.
- 6:08Speaker 11: What would you say, Brandon?
- 6:11Speaker 5: I'm going to go DK for sure.
- 6:13Speaker 6: I mean, it's not the greatest connection, but I like
- 6:16Speaker 6: the opportunity share. I mean, they're going for him. It's
- 6:19Speaker 6: just I think he's the best upside there. I'm going
- 6:23Speaker 6: to lean Woody Marks. He seems like he's getting a
- 6:26Speaker 6: little bit more frisky in that offense. I like the
- 6:28Speaker 6: matchup against Dallas. They haven't been a great defense so far.
- 6:31Speaker 6: So go ahead and give me Marks and Metcalf.
- 6:34Speaker 2: All right, perfect. Well, let's see how things are going
- 6:37Speaker 2: in Burien today. Anybody have a prediction on how things
- 6:41Speaker 2: are going? Let's see. Rob in Burien, you're up next.
- 6:43Speaker 2: What's up, buddy?
- 6:45Speaker 11: I love this game.
- 6:46Speaker 9: This is the best.
- 6:47Speaker 3: There it is.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens once or twice a year. That's the
- 6:51Speaker 2: mark the date down. Okay, continue, Rob. We're all stunned,
- 6:54Speaker 2: but go ahead.
- 6:56Speaker 11: I'll take some injuries. Don't worry about that.
- 6:59Speaker 9: So, quarterback, Lamar Jackson or Julian Love, please?
- 7:03Speaker 7: Ooh.
- 7:04Speaker 5: You mean Jordan Love?
- 7:06Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan Love.
- 7:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:07Speaker 6: I got Jackson number two going against Tennessee. Got a
- 7:11Speaker 6: little bit of a back issue that popped up, but
- 7:12Speaker 6: no one thinks it's really anything serious. So it looks
- 7:17Speaker 6: like it's probably going to be Jackson being just fine.
- 7:19Speaker 6: And if that's the case, very rarely would I ever,
- 7:22Speaker 6: ever say to bench.
- 7:24Speaker 5: Him over Jordan Love.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Beautiful.
- 7:26Speaker 5: All right.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Thanks, Rob.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Appreciate it. Let's go to Stephen Insulton. Stephen Insulton, you're
- 7:31Speaker 2: up next.
- 7:34Speaker 9: I think my injury routine can be my regular starting
- 7:37Speaker 9: lineup this week.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Nice.
- 7:40Speaker 9: Full PPR, I need one of these guys somehow. Michael Wilson,
- 7:47Speaker 9: Marvin Harrison, Ted McMillan, Denzel Boston, or Mike Evans.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly, just play it safe. I think you go
- 7:56Speaker 6: Michael Wilson, 17 targets last week. He's had at least
- 7:59Speaker 6: seven targets, I think, every week. He's been the guy,
- 8:02Speaker 6: and Marvin Harrison is... you know, run-and-go routes and basically
- 8:06Speaker 6: being ignored. So you don't want to play him. I
- 8:09Speaker 6: would go Tett, Michael Wilson. Mike Evans has a rib injury.
- 8:13Speaker 6: I think he might play, but that's going to probably
- 8:16Speaker 6: be a Patrick Sertan matchup. So you might as well
- 8:19Speaker 6: steer clear of that altogether.
- 8:20Speaker 2: All right, perfect. We stay in Sultan. Next up is
- 8:24Speaker 2: Derek in Sultan. What's up, Derek?
- 8:27Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
- 8:28Speaker 12: I'm a little worried because I said something about Rob's
- 8:31Speaker 12: whiskey and Henry Weinhardt that I have his misfortunes now
- 8:36Speaker 12: with my team.
- 8:39Speaker 7: Uh-oh.
- 8:39Speaker 9: He had a good week.
- 8:39Speaker 13: I had a really bad week.
- 8:41Speaker 5: That's not good.
- 8:42Speaker 2: That's not good at all. All right, what do you got?
- 8:47Speaker 13: Okay, so I need two of these four. My running
- 8:50Speaker 13: back team is struggling. So, Braylon Allen, R.J.
- 8:55Speaker 12: Harvey....
- 8:58Speaker 13: Or either of the Patriots running back, so Henderson or Stevenson.
- 9:01Speaker 13: I need two of those four, and it's PPR.
- 9:04Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go Braylon Allen.
- 9:05Speaker 6: I mean, they haven't played Isaiah Davis much at all,
- 9:09Speaker 6: and Brees Hall is doubtful.
- 9:10Speaker 5: I don't expect him to play.
- 9:11Speaker 6: So Braylon Allen, good chance to score a touchdown on
- 9:14Speaker 6: that one, but he's going to probably get a lot
- 9:16Speaker 6: of carries. And then I think I would go Ramondre
- 9:19Speaker 6: Stevenson over Travion Henderson. I just feel like it's a
- 9:22Speaker 6: game where they're going to need Romandre Stevenson's QB protection,
- 9:27Speaker 6: his pass protection. I think he can get a decent
- 9:30Speaker 6: amount of catches in this game. I expect Buffalo to
- 9:32Speaker 6: run up the score a bit, and New England to
- 9:34Speaker 6: play Chase. And I think that's going to favor Stevenson
- 9:37Speaker 6: in the passing game since they don't really trust Travion
- 9:39Speaker 6: to be much of a pass blocker.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Love it.
- 9:41Speaker 3: Perfect.
- 9:42Speaker 2: All right. Let's go to Chris in Burien. Chris, what's
- 9:46Speaker 2: going on, buddy? Chris, are you there?
- 9:52Speaker 4: One, two. Oh, he's supposed to be there. It's showing
- 9:57Speaker 4: in there.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Chris, you there?
- 9:58Speaker 2: All right, we'll put Chris on hold. We'll see if
- 10:01Speaker 2: we can get Chris back.
- 10:03Speaker 10: I'm so sorry.
- 10:03Speaker 5: There he is.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Oh, you muted yourself. Buddy, come on. That's a fine.
- 10:08Speaker 9: He almost got hung up on.
- 10:11Speaker 10: Good afternoon and go Cougs. Now you know why I
- 10:15Speaker 10: didn't know I was on mute.
- 10:16Speaker 9: Go Cougs.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Fire away.
- 10:19Speaker 9: Oh, technology's not our friend.
- 10:21Speaker 14: All right.
- 10:21Speaker 9: Full point PPR. I need two of the following four.
- 10:26Speaker 9: Luther Burden III, Michael Wilson, Justin Jefferson, and Jalen Waddle.
- 10:33Speaker 2: All right.
- 10:33Speaker 5: Man, that's star-studded.
- 10:37Speaker 6: Man, again, I can't go away from Michael Wilson. Just
- 10:41Speaker 6: a massive target share last week, and he's been so involved.
- 10:46Speaker 6: And I really would have a hard time sitting Justin Jefferson,
- 10:48Speaker 6: but he hasn't practiced this week with the ankle injury.
- 10:51Speaker 6: And like I said, I could see him either being
- 10:54Speaker 6: just a DMP because it's Miami and they're playing it safe,
- 10:57Speaker 6: or they use him as a decoy, but they do
- 11:00Speaker 6: nothing to.
- 11:02Speaker 5: Further his injury. So I'm going to lean Jalen.
- 11:05Speaker 6: Waddell over Burden. I like them both a lot. So
- 11:08Speaker 6: I have Burden, Wilson, and Waddell all kind of together.
- 11:11Speaker 6: But give me Waddle and Wilson.
- 11:14Speaker 2: All right, perfect. Thanks, Chris. By the way, we locked
- 11:16Speaker 2: down the phones, so we only have two phone calls left.
- 11:18Speaker 2: We lock them down. We only take X number, and
- 11:20Speaker 2: then we get to the text. We've got a zillion texts,
- 11:22Speaker 2: as always. Let's go next to Scott. No, TJ. TJ
- 11:28Speaker 2: and Bonnie Lake. Scott, stand by. You're the last guys.
- 11:30Speaker 2: TJ and Bonnie Lake, you're up next.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Hey there.
- 11:34Speaker 8: I thought I did great with Bo Nix and Drake May,
- 11:38Speaker 8: but they both suck, so I picked up Kyler Murray.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Who should I start?
- 11:43Speaker 5: Ooh, this week. Let me see.
- 11:45Speaker 6: I believe I have Kyler Murray as your top guy,
- 11:49Speaker 6: and he actually might run a little bit.
- 11:50Speaker 5: That's the problem with Nix and May.
- 11:51Speaker 6: I mean, May's got all kinds of problems, but Bo
- 11:54Speaker 6: Nix has 15 rushing yards, and we expected more than
- 11:56Speaker 6: that from him after three weeks, and May's not running a.
- 12:00Speaker 5: Whole lot either, but... Murray has the best matchup and is,
- 12:04Speaker 5: you know, I just think he's looking the best this week,
- 12:07Speaker 5: so go ahead and give.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Him a roll. All right, perfect. And then we'll wrap
- 12:10Speaker 2: it up next with Scott Nevrit.
- 12:16Speaker 5: Hi.
- 12:16Speaker 9: I'm in a touchdown-only league.
- 12:20Speaker 13: I need one running back, either Jeremiah Love or Asim Jenti.
- 12:26Speaker 6: Ooh, in a touchdown-only league. I think I would play
- 12:32Speaker 6: for red zone trips, and I think probably Arizona has
- 12:37Speaker 6: a higher upside to get in the red zone more
- 12:38Speaker 6: often than Jinty against the Chiefs. So give me Jeremiah Love.
- 12:43Speaker 6: They turned him loose last week. I don't think there's
- 12:45Speaker 6: any reason they won't do it again this week.
- 12:47Speaker 2: All right, there you go.
- 12:48Speaker 13: Perfect.
- 12:48Speaker 2: We've got a couple new callers this week, which is awesome.
- 12:50Speaker 2: If you didn't get in, make sure you give it
- 12:51Speaker 2: a go next week, and we'll tell you how. If
- 12:53Speaker 2: you didn't get your question answered, you can get it
- 12:54Speaker 2: next week. But we go to the text line, 49451.
- 12:59Speaker 2: Bullseyes this week. But more than I can ever remember
- 13:04Speaker 2: that came in one second after 12 o'clock.
- 13:08Speaker 5: We don't want bullseyes to become the norm. No.
- 13:11Speaker 2: We had a couple recently, and it's... A little disturbing,
- 13:14Speaker 2: but no. To think about all the ones that are one, two,
- 13:18Speaker 2: and three seconds after the top of the hour, you
- 13:20Speaker 2: guys are amazing, and you're also in just absolute sicko mode,
- 13:23Speaker 2: which I love. All right, here we go. The first one, PPR,
- 13:25Speaker 2: need two. Jay Johnson, the tight end, Jay Williams, Sutton,
- 13:30Speaker 2: or Moore?
- 13:30Speaker 6: So I'm thinking it's Jamison Williams, Sutton, DJ Moore, and
- 13:36Speaker 6: just needs two?
- 13:37Speaker 2: Need two.
- 13:39Speaker 6: I will I want Jawan Johnson in there. It's a
- 13:41Speaker 6: really good matchup. And then I will go DJ Moore,
- 13:44Speaker 6: even though it's a tough matchup against Christian Gonzalez.
- 13:47Speaker 2: But they can move him around. David says, full point
- 13:49Speaker 2: PPR need two of three. Judkins, Price, DJ Moore. Two
- 13:53Speaker 2: of the three.
- 13:54Speaker 6: Yeah, give me Judkins and DJ Moore. Chest injury for Price.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Chargers have been rough. It could be one of those
- 14:03Speaker 6: cases where they've decided to give him a rest in
- 14:05Speaker 6: the second half if the Chargers keep on Chargering as
- 14:08Speaker 6: they have.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Half-point PPR flex spot, Carnell Tate or Michael Pittman, which
- 14:13Speaker 2: assumes that Brees Hall is not playing?
- 14:16Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to go Carnell Tate.
- 14:19Speaker 6: He hasn't had the big game yet, but he's been
- 14:21Speaker 6: bubbling up, and his usage has been great. So I
- 14:24Speaker 6: think it's just a matter of time could come this week.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Full-point PPR, need one for a flex position. Kup, Corum, Shahid,
- 14:31Speaker 2: or Carnell Tate?
- 14:33Speaker 5: One.
- 14:33Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll go back to Carnell Tate for the.
- 14:35Speaker 5: Reason I just mentioned.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Rashichi, he's done nothing this year, fantasy-wise.
- 14:39Speaker 6: No, I'm actually more interested on a fantasy side to
- 14:42Speaker 6: see Torrey Horton continue to.
- 14:46Speaker 6: He was kind of starting to rise up before he
- 14:49Speaker 6: got hurt last year, and then he comes back and
- 14:51Speaker 6: he makes some catches and kind of stands out. So
- 14:55Speaker 6: we'll see what happens. 4-2-5.
- 14:58Speaker 2: The Roma-Dunze experience, which I can tell you has not
- 15:00Speaker 2: been pleasant. Or Harvey, half-point PPR.
- 15:05Speaker 5: I mean, I will go Odunze. I mean, he did
- 15:07Speaker 5: drop a touchdown.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Yes, he did.
- 15:10Speaker 6: And if he would have caught that, it would have
- 15:12Speaker 6: been a whole lot different story. His numbers otherwise wouldn't
- 15:14Speaker 6: have been that bad. So I'm going to go Odunze.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I'm just telling you right now, I'm not enjoying the
- 15:19Speaker 2: Roman Odunze experience at all.
- 15:20Speaker 3: I know.
- 15:21Speaker 2: It's not ideal.
- 15:22Speaker 5: No, not at all. We would like Caleb Williams back.
- 15:25Speaker 2: That would help. Yeah, but I don't know. It's not
- 15:29Speaker 2: treating me well. Never trust a Husky. Full point PPR,
- 15:33Speaker 2: need two. Tett, McMillan, Tootin, Waddle, or Jenkins? Need two.
- 15:39Speaker 5: I'm going to go Tootin and Tett.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Fannin or Andrews? Full point PPR.
- 15:45Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to go Fannin.
- 15:47Speaker 6: It's a tough matchup, but he's looking really good right
- 15:49Speaker 6: now and got a good chemistry.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Boiling with Deshaun Watson. We're still one second after the hour,
- 15:54Speaker 2: by the way.
- 15:55Speaker 6: By the way, really quickly, is this the most despised
- 15:57Speaker 6: quarterback matchup in NFL history tonight?
- 16:00Speaker 2: Oh, Watson and Rodgers? Yeah. The two most unlikable people
- 16:04Speaker 2: in the NFL?
- 16:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Which is saying something, really. I mean, that's really saying something.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Let's see. Where are we at here? Need two in
- 16:14Speaker 2: a PPR league? Kamara, Stevenson, Neighbors, or R.J.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Harvey?
- 16:21Speaker 6: Let's go with Neighbors and Stevenson. Neighbors is close for
- 16:26Speaker 6: me to, like, The other two, because it's been pretty
- 16:29Speaker 6: bleak with the Giants passing game.
- 16:31Speaker 2: That's from our guy that always tweets or texts that
- 16:33Speaker 2: Softee smells like fish. I still don't get it, don't
- 16:35Speaker 2: understand it, but I'll read it anyway. Jamie from Allen says,
- 16:38Speaker 2: pick one running back, Lloyd Price or Braylon Allen.
- 16:43Speaker 5: Braylon Allen for sure.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Rank them, quarterbacks, Murray, Shuck, Lawrence.
- 16:49Speaker 5: I would go Shuck, Lawrence, Murray. And Shuck, I have
- 16:54Speaker 5: a pretty good distance ahead of the other two.
- 16:57Speaker 13: All right.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Last one for me, Ash. I'll get you ready. I
- 16:59Speaker 2: have two full PPR. I need full. Full PPR, I
- 17:03Speaker 2: need two. J.K. Dobbins or Brian Thomas at Flex?
- 17:07Speaker 3: Dobbins.
- 17:08Speaker 2: And then T. Higgins, Christian Watson, or Travion Henderson at
- 17:10Speaker 2: the other Flex?
- 17:14Speaker 5: I'm going to go Christian Watson.
- 17:16Speaker 2: And I'll just say it one more time. You guys
- 17:19Speaker 2: are absolutely crazy and sick to have all those ones
- 17:22Speaker 2: come a second after the hour. Not even a... I mean, like, literally,
- 17:26Speaker 2: I'm not saying a minute. I'm talking one second afternoon.
- 17:29Speaker 12: Yes.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Crazy. Fire away, Ash.
- 17:31Speaker 5: All right.
- 17:32Speaker 4: This one's from Keith, and I really like it.
- 17:34Speaker 7: Drake May with a pukey face or pick up Nix
- 17:36Speaker 7: or Darnold?
- 17:39Speaker 5: I have actually....
- 17:42Speaker 6: This is another one of those. I have Knicks, May,
- 17:44Speaker 6: and Darnold in order in my rankings. So I don't
- 17:47Speaker 6: mind picking up Knicks over May for the rest.
- 17:50Speaker 3: Of the way.
- 17:51Speaker 5: I think that should work out just fine.
- 17:52Speaker 7: Okay. From the 206, DJ Moore or Mike Evans? Oh,
- 17:57Speaker 7: it's need one flex. DJ Moore or Mike Evans, Travis, Kelsey, or.
- 18:00Speaker 5: Tootin'?.
- 18:02Speaker 6: I'm going to go Tootin'. I like the way he's
- 18:04Speaker 6: been looking in that Jacksonville offense, getting consistent touches each week.
- 18:07Speaker 8: Okay.
- 18:08Speaker 6: Okay.
- 18:08Speaker 7: And a half-point PPR flex from the 206, Krosky Merritt
- 18:13Speaker 7: or Scary McLaurin?
- 18:15Speaker 6: Oh, I'm going to go Terry McLaurin, and it's a
- 18:20Speaker 6: good matchup against Indy, and it looks like Jaden Daniels
- 18:23Speaker 6: could play, but either way, he looked good with Mariota
- 18:26Speaker 6: against our Seahawks, as we all know.
- 18:28Speaker 5: So I'll go McLaurin.
- 18:29Speaker 4: All right, and then this one was an interesting one
- 18:31Speaker 4: to me from the 206.
- 18:32Speaker 7: The receiver need one, Shahid Cup or Cody White?
- 18:36Speaker 12: Wow.
- 18:36Speaker 4: Just all.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Did I just hear a Cody White question?
- 18:39Speaker 10: Yes.
- 18:39Speaker 2: I didn't wait seconds.
- 18:40Speaker 4: I was like, I've got to ask this because this
- 18:42Speaker 4: is too good.
- 18:44Speaker 2: He's having a year, though.
- 18:45Speaker 5: Yeah, but still, it just made me laugh. Well, he's
- 18:47Speaker 5: got like two catches for two touchdowns.
- 18:49Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 18:49Speaker 6: It was something ridiculous like that.
- 18:54Speaker 5: I think I'm going to go Kopp.
- 18:55Speaker 6: I think Kopp's going to get like three catches for
- 18:57Speaker 6: 40 yards, and I think that feels the best to
- 19:00Speaker 6: me of this group.
- 19:02Speaker 4: This one from the 425. Need one. Shockey, Jessamine, or Anders?
- 19:06Speaker 6: Ooh.
- 19:07Speaker 12: Wow.
- 19:08Speaker 5: That's a tough one. Can I plead the fifth?
- 19:12Speaker 2: I'll answer that.
- 19:13Speaker 13: Okay.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll answer that.
- 19:14Speaker 5: Okay.
- 19:15Speaker 13: Ashley.
- 19:17Speaker 4: You're so good at this.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Huh?
- 19:18Speaker 5: You're good at this.
- 19:19Speaker 2: The other three.
- 19:20Speaker 5: It's a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately world.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Brandon, you and I have been doing
- 19:24Speaker 2: this for a long time. If I'm not mistaken, the
- 19:26Speaker 2: other three, they've all left me. And you. And you, Brandon.
- 19:29Speaker 2: They've left me. They've left you. They left Greg Cosell.
- 19:31Speaker 2: They left you. They left us all.
- 19:33Speaker 5: True, true. I like how you just zagged to the
- 19:35Speaker 5: waiver wire on that one.
- 19:36Speaker 2: That was good.
- 19:37Speaker 13: True.
- 19:40Speaker 7: And here's one general question, by the way, from the 425.
- 19:43Speaker 7: Is Pitts worth dropping at this point?
- 19:46Speaker 5: I would give him one more opportunity. It was pretty
- 19:50Speaker 5: bleak when Penix came in. It didn't help.
- 19:52Speaker 6: It didn't help last year either. He actually did not
- 19:54Speaker 6: have a numbers bump like Drake London did. So give
- 19:57Speaker 6: him one more week, and then you can kick him
- 19:59Speaker 6: to the curb. There's a lot of tight ends this year.
- 20:01Speaker 3: I got one.
- 20:05Speaker 2: I got one VIP question that came in from, I won't,
- 20:07Speaker 2: I won't say who the VIP is, but may or
- 20:09Speaker 2: may not be involved with the brewery. Uh, Carnell Tate
- 20:12Speaker 2: or Justin Jefferson?
- 20:15Speaker 6: Well, Justin Jefferson plays, you're going to play Justin Jefferson,
- 20:18Speaker 6: but so hopefully it's made easy for you by, uh,
- 20:22Speaker 6: you know, I mean, I.
- 20:23Speaker 5: Guess you, you hope he plays, but yeah.
- 20:26Speaker 11: Okay.
- 20:26Speaker 2: There you go. That's it. Funston, uh, for the hundreds
- 20:29Speaker 2: that didn't get their questions answered, how can they get
- 20:31Speaker 2: some updates?
- 20:32Speaker 6: Yeah, you can come to The Athletic and check out
- 20:34Speaker 6: the fans' football pages. Got all the rankings up to
- 20:37Speaker 6: date to the minute. Bunch of great analysis to break
- 20:41Speaker 6: down week four, get you ready. We also have a
- 20:43Speaker 6: nice John Snyder piece from Michael Sean Degas.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that.
- 20:49Speaker 5: And it's a great read if you're a Seahawks fan,
- 20:50Speaker 5: so you can check that out as well.
- 20:52Speaker 2: All right, there you go, folks. Go get those figured
- 20:54Speaker 2: out right away. And Funston, we'll talk to you next
- 20:56Speaker 2: week when the unofficial start of the weekend continues. Thanks, buddy.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Have a great time at Dad's weekend. I'll send you
- 21:02Speaker 2: a couple other do's and don'ts there, all right?
- 21:04Speaker 5: Okay, love it.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Insider Trading.
- 21:06Speaker 9: See you.
- 21:06Speaker 2: That's Brandon Funston. We'll come back. We'll check your talkbacks.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Coming up next.
- 21:10Speaker 8: This is the last time you'll hear from me this year.
- 21:14Speaker 8: Now that Torrey Lovello is off the list, we can
- 21:16Speaker 8: get down to picking a Mariner manager. the way Mariner
- 21:19Speaker 8: managers are usually picked in Jerry's office. The dartboard's up.
- 21:25Speaker 8: You got Raul Abanez, Brady Sizemore, Kai Carrera. Wherever the
- 21:30Speaker 8: dart goes, that's our manager.
- 21:33Speaker 3: See you next year.
- 21:34Speaker 2: I'll miss Ancient Mariner for a while.
- 21:38Speaker 4: He's going into hibernation.
- 21:40Speaker 2: He is.
- 21:41Speaker 5: Love the show, guys.
- 21:42Speaker 14: Ashley, I don't understand your take on why the Mariners
- 21:47Speaker 14: manager has to be with experience. A lot of the
- 21:51Speaker 14: great managers in baseball right now were first-time managers. Dan
- 21:56Speaker 14: Wilson was just not the right guy from the very,
- 21:59Speaker 14: very jump.
- 22:00Speaker 5: He just wasn't.
- 22:01Speaker 14: You can go out and find a guy who has
- 22:03Speaker 14: all the right qualities who has not managed before. I
- 22:07Speaker 14: don't want a guy who's been fired.
- 22:08Speaker 7: I mean... I guess I don't understand why you wouldn't
- 22:13Speaker 7: want someone who's been fired. That means that just because
- 22:15Speaker 7: it didn't work with one team, it won't work with another?
- 22:17Speaker 2: That list gets really short, too, by the way.
- 22:18Speaker 4: Yeah, if you don't want someone who's been fired.
- 22:20Speaker 2: I mean, that list gets really short if you don't
- 22:22Speaker 2: want anyone who's been fired.
- 22:23Speaker 7: Yeah, and I want someone with experience because I want
- 22:25Speaker 7: us to do something different than what we've done.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I think just someone that's a stronger, that has
- 22:30Speaker 2: a little bit more pushback with Jerry. Now, I'm saying
- 22:33Speaker 2: that like I'm assuming that would happen.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 22:36Speaker 2: And it's hard because we don't know the inner workings.
- 22:38Speaker 2: We're not there. We don't understand. I don't know what's
- 22:40Speaker 2: going on in Jerry's office or Justin's office or their
- 22:43Speaker 2: heads in the manager relationship, but I get it. It's hard.
- 22:50Speaker 2: In fact, if you missed it, I forgot to put
- 22:53Speaker 2: this in the update, Torrey Lovello's out because he's staying
- 22:56Speaker 2: in Arizona. In fact, the 425, before we get to
- 23:00Speaker 2: fact or fiction, says, it really says something on the
- 23:01Speaker 2: M's that an Arizona manager who'd rather stay and manage
- 23:03Speaker 2: a team to face San Diego and the Dodgers almost
- 23:05Speaker 2: 30 times a season. That's from Chip in Olympia. Yeah, see,
- 23:08Speaker 2: that was kind of the thing. When I asked Eno
- 23:10Speaker 2: Saris about that, I didn't phrase it well enough because
- 23:12Speaker 2: that's kind of what I was getting at. Like, the
- 23:14Speaker 2: Arizona job's a hard job. Why is it a hard job? Well,
- 23:17Speaker 2: you've got the Dodgers in your division, and you've got
- 23:19Speaker 2: the Padres in your division. AOS should be a prime
- 23:23Speaker 2: job for anybody.
- 23:24Speaker 4: It's wide open.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Now, I'll be curious to see how things go with
- 23:29Speaker 2: the Angels. They just got an owner that likes to
- 23:33Speaker 2: win and spend money. Like, that may not be a
- 23:36Speaker 2: doormat franchise much longer. That would be a bad thing
- 23:40Speaker 2: for everybody if they decide they want to invest in
- 23:43Speaker 2: the product and be good again. Let's see. Do, do, do.
- 23:48Speaker 8: 49451.
- 23:48Speaker 2: Good news of the Arizona managers off the table since
- 23:50Speaker 2: the 206. He's too similar to Dan Wilson. Had problems
- 23:52Speaker 2: with discipline. Cattell Marte in the bullpen. I think Cattell
- 23:56Speaker 2: Marte had a problem with discipline. I could be wrong.
- 23:59Speaker 4: I think he's the problem.
- 24:00Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 24:02Speaker 7: Maybe.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Did I even mention state-run media today? I don't think
- 24:06Speaker 2: I did.
- 24:06Speaker 5: No, you didn't.
- 24:07Speaker 4: It's just somebody's really into it.
- 24:09Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 24:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:10Speaker 2: I'll just, I'll answer in general terms. We've, we've asked,
- 24:13Speaker 2: we've tried. They don't want to play ball.
- 24:16Speaker 7: Can only put in the request so many times.
- 24:18Speaker 11: Yep.
- 24:19Speaker 13: Yep.
- 24:19Speaker 5: Which is fine.
- 24:20Speaker 2: I really, I'm, I'm, I'm really, I'm, I'm okay. I'm
- 24:24Speaker 2: okay with that.
- 24:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Let's get to it. Factor fiction right now.
- 24:29Speaker 3: We're set to go. Glad you're with us. It's your
- 24:31Speaker 3: shot at our weekly.
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- 25:05Speaker 2: it's somebody who texts in to 49451 during the course
- 25:08Speaker 2: of the week, either fact or fiction, and is correct
- 25:11Speaker 2: in either agreeing or disagreeing with said host or co-host
- 25:15Speaker 2: along the way. If they're correct, and you are correct...
- 25:19Speaker 2: Every time you're correct, you have an entry.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Boom.
- 25:21Speaker 5: Automatic.
- 25:22Speaker 2: It goes in. There goes a little randomizer. Then Anders
- 25:24Speaker 2: picks a name out on Monday, and you could win $ 1, 000.
- 25:27Speaker 2: That's our guy from Van Tucky, Vancouver Wadi, this week.
- 25:30Speaker 2: All right? It's very simple. The more times you are correct,
- 25:33Speaker 2: the more chances you have to win. the $ 1, 000 weekly prize.
- 25:38Speaker 2: $ 10, 000 is the grand prize, and that will be given
- 25:39Speaker 2: away at the end of the year to whoever has
- 25:41Speaker 2: the most correct picks. We're in week four. If you
- 25:44Speaker 2: haven't played at all yet, you better get after it.
- 25:47Speaker 2: You have four chances a day, 20 times a week.
- 25:50Speaker 2: I'd get after it pretty quick. You've been playing sporadically,
- 25:52Speaker 2: you're still in good shape, and everyone's in good shape
- 25:55Speaker 2: to win a $ 1, 000 weekly prize. With all that being said,
- 25:59Speaker 2: Ashley has... The pick for today. What say you?
- 26:02Speaker 7: I wanted to do something that may be too risky,
- 26:05Speaker 7: so I chickened out.
- 26:06Speaker 4: So I'm not going to do it.
- 26:07Speaker 6: Oh!
- 26:07Speaker 4: You want me to do the risky one?
- 26:10Speaker 2: I mean, you must have had a feeling about it.
- 26:13Speaker 5: All right.
- 26:13Speaker 4: Let's do it.
- 26:14Speaker 10: Okay.
- 26:15Speaker 7: The Raiders are four and a half point underdogs at
- 26:17Speaker 7: home against the Chiefs. I don't know if they're going
- 26:20Speaker 7: to win, but I'm going to take the points. Give
- 26:23Speaker 7: me Vegas plus the four and a half.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Whoa!
- 26:27Speaker 4: There we go.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Clint Kubiak and the Raiders going to 4-0. Or at
- 26:31Speaker 2: least covering.
- 26:32Speaker 4: At least covering.
- 26:34Speaker 5: At home.
- 26:34Speaker 4: Plus the 4.5.
- 26:35Speaker 2: You're getting 4.5?
- 26:36Speaker 10: Yep.
- 26:37Speaker 5: At home? Yep.
- 26:38Speaker 2: That actually might feel like a Raiders home game, too.
- 26:41Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah.
- 26:42Speaker 2: In Allegiance State. Actually, they do better than it. It's
- 26:44Speaker 2: not like the Chargers is so fine. Okay.
- 26:47Speaker 9: Yep.
- 26:47Speaker 10: Okay.
- 26:48Speaker 2: I did it.
- 26:48Speaker 5: You know what?
- 26:49Speaker 2: I'm going to text FACT just to give you some support.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Well, and here's why I didn't. Here's why I was.
- 26:53Speaker 7: Because last week I didn't want to do the Falcons.
- 26:56Speaker 7: I didn't want to take the Falcons and their underdog status.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Yes.
- 27:01Speaker 4: And I didn't do it because I didn't want to
- 27:02Speaker 4: go against another show.
- 27:03Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
- 27:04Speaker 4: And today I'm saying F it. I'll go against the
- 27:06Speaker 4: other show in my prediction.
- 27:07Speaker 2: You're going against Chris Kidd, I do see.
- 27:09Speaker 7: I am.
- 27:09Speaker 4: Oh.
- 27:10Speaker 2: He had a 69% approval rating on that one.
- 27:13Speaker 6: Yep.
- 27:14Speaker 5: He sure did.
- 27:15Speaker 4: So I don't know. I mean, that's not that high.
- 27:17Speaker 2: I mean, you can hedge.
- 27:18Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 27:19Speaker 2: I don't love.
- 27:20Speaker 4: Doing it, but you know what? I kicked myself last
- 27:22Speaker 4: week that I didn't do it with the Falcons.
- 27:24Speaker 2: I hope I didn't bully you into that. I like
- 27:26Speaker 2: the pick.
- 27:26Speaker 7: No, no, no.
- 27:27Speaker 4: It was fine. I had another one that wasn't as.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Give me a sexy pick all day.
- 27:31Speaker 5: Yeah, right?
- 27:32Speaker 2: Give me one that's fun all day.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Let's be bold.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Raiders plus four and a half against Kansas City.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Fact.
- 27:37Speaker 2: If you agree, 49451. If you disagree, fiction49451. Text in
- 27:42Speaker 2: right now. Fact or fiction. Again, your chance to win
- 27:44Speaker 2: a $ 1, 000 weekly prize. $ 10, 000 grand prize. LVR, Las Vegas Raiders.
- 27:51Speaker 4: It feels weird.
- 27:53Speaker 3: It does.
- 27:53Speaker 7: But it's a rivalry game. Weird things happen. I just
- 27:56Speaker 7: think a four-and-a-half point spread at home is a lot.
- 27:58Speaker 2: They've been just such a doormat forever, and every year
- 28:00Speaker 2: there's that team that continues, not just surprises early, but
- 28:04Speaker 2: continues to surprise. I think the Vikings are a paper
- 28:06Speaker 2: tiger for sure.
- 28:08Speaker 4: I think they've had a good schedule so far.
- 28:12Speaker 2: It's going to be easy.
- 28:13Speaker 4: They're playing the Dolphins this week.
- 28:15Speaker 2: Right, that's easy. They're 4-0 probably at that point. I mean,
- 28:18Speaker 2: the Chiefs are good. They're 3-0. Raiders 3-0. That's a
- 28:21Speaker 2: fun one. I'm just like, who else is undefeated?
- 28:24Speaker 10: 49ers.
- 28:25Speaker 4: 49ers.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good. There's that team that's going to jump up.
- 28:29Speaker 2: It might be Quinn Kubiak and the Raiders, huh?
- 28:32Speaker 5: We'll see.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Why not them?
- 28:33Speaker 2: Why not us?
- 28:35Speaker 4: That's right.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Why not them? All right, one more time. Your pick is?
- 28:39Speaker 4: Vegas, plus the 4.5 at home against the Chiefs.
- 28:40Speaker 5: Got it.
- 28:43Speaker 2: I like it. I like a risky pick. I like
- 28:44Speaker 2: a fun pick.
- 28:45Speaker 4: Yeah, it does feel more exciting than the other one
- 28:47Speaker 4: I was going to do.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Plus, it makes you think a little bit.
- 28:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 28:50Speaker 2: If you're sitting there at home and you're driving around,
- 28:52Speaker 2: you're like, do I text fact? I mean, I look
- 28:54Speaker 2: at all these approval ratings. Well, mine was awful on Monday.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Nobody likes the Huskies at plus nine and a half.
- 28:59Speaker 2: But most of them are in the 80% range. Yeah.
- 29:03Speaker 2: So take a flyer on this one, folks.
- 29:05Speaker 3: I love it.
- 29:05Speaker 2: You might get yourself, if you're in the 10,000 contest,
- 29:09Speaker 2: These are the ones that could make a difference down
- 29:11Speaker 2: the road. Raiders plus four and a half at home
- 29:13Speaker 2: against Kansas City. Ken Walker's not going to run for
- 29:16Speaker 2: a zillion yards and ten touchdowns every game.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Not every game.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Hopefully not this one. Hopefully not this one either.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Someone said if you picked opposite of Kidd, you already.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Won.
- 29:28Speaker 4: He could have new luck.
- 29:29Speaker 2: Here's the thing. We've known the host standings for a while.
- 29:32Speaker 2: We've known for a while that Chris was coming back.
- 29:36Speaker 2: And I saw the host standings. They were put up there, right?
- 29:40Speaker 2: In the Excel spreadsheet. I think they were put up
- 29:43Speaker 2: based on last year's before we started doing it. His
- 29:45Speaker 2: name was always at the top of the list. I
- 29:47Speaker 2: think he did well. I do believe.
- 29:49Speaker 7: I think for a while he did not.
- 29:52Speaker 2: You know who's not doing well? Dick Fain's 0-6.
- 29:55Speaker 4: Yeah, no, he's doing terribly.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Terrible. Terrible. Ian's not much better.
- 30:00Speaker 10: No.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Two and seven's not good. Everyone's basically 500 or below
- 30:04Speaker 2: except for Anders and Jackson Ashley.
- 30:09Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:10Speaker 2: I do notice Anders already, as soon as he gets
- 30:12Speaker 2: a win, he puts it in there. He waits for
- 30:14Speaker 2: everybody else.
- 30:14Speaker 3: For the week.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Always, yes. All right, that's Ashley's pick. Let's go for it.
- 30:18Speaker 2: You've got a few more minutes. 49451, text FACT if
- 30:21Speaker 2: you agree, FICTION if you disagree. Raiders plus four and
- 30:24Speaker 2: a half at home. So the Kansas City Chiefs have
- 30:26Speaker 2: to win by five or more. Fact 49451. Fiction 49451.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Speaking of fiction, Softy joins us next. All righty then.
- 30:38Speaker 5: All righty then. How you doing?
- 30:41Speaker 13: Eh.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Eh.
- 30:42Speaker 9: Eh.
- 30:42Speaker 5: Just okay.
- 30:53Speaker 12: Good.
- 30:53Speaker 3: Actually doing great. Really good. Thank you for asking. Not
- 30:55Speaker 3: that you give a damn, but thank you.
- 30:56Speaker 2: I do care.
- 30:58Speaker 5: Listen.
- 30:59Speaker 15: I will be honest with you. When I ask you
- 31:00Speaker 15: how you're doing, I don't really care.
- 31:02Speaker 2: If there's one person here at this radio station that
- 31:05Speaker 2: cares about Dave Softy Mahler.
- 31:07Speaker 6: Nope.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Nope.
- 31:08Speaker 2: It's me.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Don't be. I don't want it.
- 31:10Speaker 2: It's me.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Don't give it to me. Care about somebody else.
- 31:12Speaker 2: It's definitely not me. Yeah, Ashley, you're right. It's definitely
- 31:15Speaker 2: not Ash. Definitely not.
- 31:16Speaker 3: It's somebody else.
- 31:17Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:18Speaker 9: I know.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Care about Anders. Ah, no.
- 31:20Speaker 6: No.
- 31:21Speaker 3: Jessamyn.
- 31:21Speaker 10: Nah.
- 31:22Speaker 7: Chuck.
- 31:23Speaker 3: No, no. Chris Kidd's back. Care about him.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Chris. I like Chris. I'll care about him.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Rich Moore.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Eh.
- 31:28Speaker 8: Eh.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Arden Erickson.
- 31:30Speaker 5: Sure, she's nice.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Depends on the day.
- 31:31Speaker 4: She brought lunch today.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Yeah, we had lunch today, so that was good. I'll
- 31:34Speaker 2: care about those guys.
- 31:35Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 31:35Speaker 3: All right, good.
- 31:36Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 31:36Speaker 2: I mean, actually, I should tell you this. Softie got
- 31:39Speaker 2: uncomfortable because I told him that nice things were said
- 31:41Speaker 2: about him on Molly Love Monday. He did not like it.
- 31:44Speaker 3: Stop it. Nope, nope, nope.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Didn't like it at all.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Sorry, man. I break out in hives.
- 31:48Speaker 4: The truth hurts.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Don't like it, man. I don't want to be a
- 31:52Speaker 3: nice guy. Leave me alone.
- 31:54Speaker 4: Well, nobody said you were a nice guy. It was
- 31:55Speaker 4: just that nice things were.
- 31:56Speaker 3: Said about you. Keep thinking that. That's exactly what I want.
- 31:59Speaker 2: Did I hear correctly yesterday on the Petros show that
- 32:02Speaker 2: you and Petros are going to break bread on Friday?
- 32:06Speaker 15: Yeah, we're going to hook up tomorrow night in L.A.
- 32:09Speaker 15: He's sending me all these text messages about where we
- 32:12Speaker 15: want to go have dinner. His wife, Dana, is going
- 32:15Speaker 15: to join us, and apparently she's in a cranky mood,
- 32:17Speaker 15: so that'll be fun.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Okay.
- 32:19Speaker 3: I'm actually looking forward to that, by the way.
- 32:20Speaker 4: She's in a cranky mood a day ahead?
- 32:22Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like.
- 32:22Speaker 3: Yes, because she's married to Petros.
- 32:24Speaker 4: That actually makes sense.
- 32:26Speaker 3: I mean, if you were married to that thing, you
- 32:27Speaker 3: might be cranky too.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Gina's married to you. She's not usually cranky.
- 32:32Speaker 7: Oh.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Not around us, she's not.
- 32:34Speaker 3: I mean.
- 32:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 32:36Speaker 3: That's what you think, pal. Come on down. Come on
- 32:40Speaker 3: down to the Dez. Hang out with us for a
- 32:42Speaker 3: little bit.
- 32:43Speaker 2: My wife's happy. She's happy every day.
- 32:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:46Speaker 2: She's happy hockey season is starting, and she won't see
- 32:49Speaker 2: me for the next six months.
- 32:50Speaker 3: You won't be hanging around.
- 32:50Speaker 15: That's exactly it. What's the whole absence makes the heart
- 32:54Speaker 15: grow fonder thing?
- 32:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about it. My wife loves five things,
- 32:59Speaker 3: and five of them are animals.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 33:01Speaker 3: Two horses and three dogs.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Well, I thought I was going to say you.
- 33:05Speaker 15: I'm number six on the list. I'll tell you that
- 33:08Speaker 15: right now. I am number six on the list of five.
- 33:10Speaker 15: And I'm fine with that, right? I'm totally fine with that.
- 33:12Speaker 15: I mean, I just, you know, my... My goal in
- 33:14Speaker 15: life is just to make her happy, and if she's happy,
- 33:16Speaker 15: I'm happy.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Now, more tomorrow. Who's paying?
- 33:19Speaker 14: Tomorrow.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Who's paying?
- 33:21Speaker 3: Probably him, to be honest with you.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Okay.
- 33:24Speaker 3: I mean, he's asking me, like, you know, my buddy's
- 33:26Speaker 3: got a Michelin restaurant. You want to go there? I'm like,
- 33:28Speaker 3: do I have to dress up? Is it fancy?
- 33:30Speaker 12: No.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Am I paying for it? Am I paying for Michelin
- 33:32Speaker 2: five stars?
- 33:33Speaker 15: Can we just go have a plate of chicken parmesan
- 33:35Speaker 15: and a cocktail somewhere?
- 33:37Speaker 2: Is his dad's place still open?
- 33:39Speaker 3: No, they shut that.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Down years ago.
- 33:40Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
- 33:41Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not around.
- 33:42Speaker 15: There was a funny story about that restaurant. The Huskies
- 33:45Speaker 15: used to go there a lot back in the day
- 33:47Speaker 15: when they played in the Rose Bowl.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 33:49Speaker 15: Back in the day. A lot of teams went there
- 33:50Speaker 15: when they played in the Rose Bowl. I think every
- 33:52Speaker 15: team that played in the Rose Bowl from the Pac-12
- 33:54Speaker 15: eventually ate at their restaurant or Pac-10. But Petros tells
- 33:58Speaker 15: a story on the air that during the OJ chase,
- 34:02Speaker 15: his dad was telling everybody at the restaurant to get
- 34:04Speaker 15: the walk-in ready because they were going to hide OJ
- 34:07Speaker 15: in the refrigerator.
- 34:09Speaker 3: At his restaurant.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Oh my God.
- 34:14Speaker 15: Al Cowens is on his way over. Get the walk-in ready.
- 34:17Speaker 15: We're going to hide OJ.
- 34:18Speaker 2: Were they going to let Al be in there with
- 34:21Speaker 2: him or just OJ?
- 34:22Speaker 3: I don't know, man.
- 34:23Speaker 15: I would assume so that whoever he brought with him,
- 34:26Speaker 15: if he's got a buddy, you got to take them all, right?
- 34:28Speaker 2: Oh God. Oh, that is awesome. That is awesome.
- 34:32Speaker 15: How funny would that have been if OJ Simpson and
- 34:34Speaker 15: Al Cowens ended up hiding and Petros Papadakis' father's walk-in cooler.
- 34:39Speaker 2: God, that would have been sensational. Now, this is the
- 34:43Speaker 2: first road trip for you as a sideline guy, correct?
- 34:46Speaker 3: I've done road trips before as a sideline guy. Oh,
- 34:49Speaker 3: you have?
- 34:49Speaker 15: As the full-time guy, yeah. No, I did Michigan State
- 34:52Speaker 15: a couple years ago, 2023. We went to Michigan State.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Oh, you went to Detroit after that?
- 34:57Speaker 15: Yeah, I went to the Seahawks line game the day after.
- 35:00Speaker 15: That's the day that Greg Lewis fell asleep in the
- 35:02Speaker 15: stands because he was exhausted. I've never to this day
- 35:06Speaker 15: seen anybody actually take a nap in the stands who
- 35:09Speaker 15: was not inebriated.
- 35:11Speaker 3: And he was sober. Crystal clean sober.
- 35:14Speaker 2: That was a game. Because I was there with you guys. Oh,
- 35:17Speaker 2: I didn't see you. Because remember how it was. That
- 35:20Speaker 2: was the Lions' one opening night. And that was week two.
- 35:24Speaker 2: And that place was in. How did you fall asleep
- 35:26Speaker 2: in that place?
- 35:28Speaker 3: I don't know, man. Greg doesn't sleep so well.
- 35:31Speaker 2: I'll tell you that right now. The pride of Ingram, man.
- 35:34Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 35:34Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 35:35Speaker 15: I don't know if he's an actual narcoleptic, but something's
- 35:38Speaker 15: going on there.
- 35:39Speaker 2: So who does the show at the Tom's Place tomorrow?
- 35:43Speaker 15: Tomorrow is Greg and Miles Gaskin on a pregame show.
- 35:48Speaker 15: And then Dick Fane and Greg Lewis will handle postgame
- 35:51Speaker 15: duties tomorrow night when I fly back home, hopefully after
- 35:53Speaker 15: a win.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Well, you might see your friend Lincoln Riley, you know,
- 35:59Speaker 2: getting fired after that game if they lose.
- 36:01Speaker 15: I mean, if he loses to Jed Fish tomorrow night,
- 36:04Speaker 15: Jen may actually drive him to a tarmac just so
- 36:06Speaker 15: she could fire him.
- 36:09Speaker 3: And they're at home.
- 36:09Speaker 4: I'd pay to see that.
- 36:10Speaker 2: We're going to LAX.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Get in the car. We're going to Burbank.
- 36:14Speaker 5: It's the USC way.
- 36:15Speaker 3: We're going to fire Lincoln.
- 36:16Speaker 2: It's the USC way, right? Fire the guy in the tarmac.
- 36:19Speaker 15: I mean, really what they should do is just build
- 36:21Speaker 15: a tarmac on campus. Just like a mini one for
- 36:25Speaker 15: like a drone or whatever. And then just, what's that?
- 36:28Speaker 15: That's where we go to fire people.
- 36:30Speaker 3: We call it the tarmac.
- 36:31Speaker 4: It's like the train station in Yellowstone.
- 36:33Speaker 2: There you go.
- 36:33Speaker 6: Correct.
- 36:34Speaker 4: The train station.
- 36:34Speaker 3: 100%. Not the bus station, the train station.
- 36:37Speaker 2: So what you do is maybe just have it outside
- 36:40Speaker 2: of whatever their football facility is. Just build a little
- 36:42Speaker 2: fake tarmac. Heritage Hall.
- 36:43Speaker 3: Is that what it's called, Ashley, down there?
- 36:44Speaker 5: Yeah, Heritage Hall.
- 36:45Speaker 4: It's where all the trophies are. Now they have a
- 36:47Speaker 4: new place.
- 36:48Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a new place, I think, don't they now?
- 36:50Speaker 3: Build a tarmac and just whack people there.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Well, I'm worried you're going to melt on Saturday because
- 36:56Speaker 2: it's going to be hot as hell.
- 36:57Speaker 15: It's going to be pretty hot, man. It's going to
- 36:59Speaker 15: be hot. But you know what? Only so many people
- 37:02Speaker 15: can handle this kind of duty, and I'm one of
- 37:04Speaker 15: those guys.
- 37:04Speaker 2: You are.
- 37:05Speaker 3: Lesser men would not be able to handle this job.
- 37:07Speaker 2: We got our number one draft pick on board for that.
- 37:09Speaker 15: I might wear a bucket hat, by the way, for
- 37:11Speaker 15: the game on Saturday. Like a Joel Damon bucket hat.
- 37:14Speaker 11: Oh, okay.
- 37:14Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it.
- 37:16Speaker 4: It's not going to be a great look, but I'll
- 37:18Speaker 4: support it.
- 37:18Speaker 3: I don't care.
- 37:19Speaker 15: Ashley, you'll find when you get to my age and
- 37:22Speaker 15: Ian's way past my age that you get to a
- 37:24Speaker 15: certain age where you don't really give a damn.
- 37:25Speaker 2: What you look like anymore.
- 37:26Speaker 4: I haven't gotten there yet.
- 37:27Speaker 15: It's all about comfort over style. I'd wear a garbage
- 37:30Speaker 15: bag if it was comfortable.
- 37:32Speaker 2: I'll be looking for the bucket hat. What color?
- 37:35Speaker 3: I don't know. I've got to go buy one.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have one?
- 37:37Speaker 3: I don't have one.
- 37:38Speaker 5: All right.
- 37:38Speaker 4: All right.
- 37:39Speaker 15: Maybe I'll stop by Target on the way home.
- 37:42Speaker 2: I assume you're flying tomorrow. Oh, we have booze news anyway,
- 37:44Speaker 2: so I won't talk to you tomorrow. Yeah, flying tomorrow.
- 37:46Speaker 2: Dick's got the show tomorrow.
- 37:47Speaker 15: We're flying tomorrow, and then pregame is at 1230 from
- 37:49Speaker 15: the Coliseum with a postgame show to follow from Tom's Watchman.
- 37:53Speaker 2: All right, what's on the show today, sir?
- 37:55Speaker 15: Well, Rick Neuheisel will join us. We'll get his thoughts
- 37:57Speaker 15: on UW and USC, what happened against Minnesota. And then
- 38:01Speaker 15: Mike Holmgren's going to join us. I want to know
- 38:03Speaker 15: if Mike Holmgren has called his buddy Andy Reid in
- 38:05Speaker 15: Kansas City and say, you realize if you keep playing
- 38:08Speaker 15: Kenny Walker this much, he's going to break.
- 38:11Speaker 3: You think he's aware of that, by the way?
- 38:13Speaker 2: I wonder what Kenny Walker's going to be gassed. I mean,
- 38:17Speaker 2: he's getting four carries in a row sometimes in a series.
- 38:19Speaker 3: That's crazy. He's got 151 snaps already.
- 38:20Speaker 11: Yep.
- 38:23Speaker 15: Unbelievable how much they're using them out there. So we'll
- 38:25Speaker 15: talk to Mike about all that, and then I know
- 38:27Speaker 15: what we're fired up for. You're fired up for cracking
- 38:29Speaker 15: hockey tonight, baby.
- 38:30Speaker 3: We got it.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 38:31Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 38:31Speaker 8: 5.30.
- 38:31Speaker 15: 5.30 pregame with Mike Benton's 6 o'clock face.
- 38:35Speaker 3: Are they playing at the Saddle Dome? Is that what
- 38:37Speaker 3: they call.
- 38:38Speaker 2: That place now? The Scotiabank Saddle Dome.
- 38:41Speaker 15: So is that the same building from like 40 years ago?
- 38:44Speaker 2: It's the home of the 88 Olympic Games, yes.
- 38:47Speaker 5: Wow.
- 38:48Speaker 2: But this is it. This is the last year of it.
- 38:49Speaker 2: They're shutting her down. They got a new building. This
- 38:52Speaker 2: is the last opening night. It's Scotiabank Saddledome. And I mean,
- 38:56Speaker 2: and Benton, you know, you've seen it. Benton's just bouncing
- 38:58Speaker 2: around here going nuts right now. I mean, he might
- 38:59Speaker 2: try to take over at 5 o'clock, so just be
- 39:01Speaker 2: aware of that.
- 39:02Speaker 15: Hey, that's fine by us, but we're going to head
- 39:04Speaker 15: out there and get Everett and Big Al on from
- 39:06Speaker 15: the arena before face-off at 6 o'clock.
- 39:08Speaker 3: I'm excited. Is this, what is this, year 5 or
- 39:10Speaker 3: year 6? Six, sir. God, year 6 already.
- 39:12Speaker 2: Year 6.
- 39:12Speaker 13: Unbelievable.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Are they going to be any good?
- 39:17Speaker 2: They'll be all right.
- 39:19Speaker 3: What does that mean?
- 39:20Speaker 2: They'll be competitive. They'll be in the playoff race. They'll
- 39:22Speaker 2: be in the playoff race. will they be are they
- 39:24Speaker 2: going to get there i don't know but they'll be
- 39:26Speaker 2: they'll be they're not going to be awful.
- 39:28Speaker 3: They don't seem to be much different than the team
- 39:30Speaker 3: that ended the year.
- 39:31Speaker 2: There's only one new player in the lineup tonight from
- 39:33Speaker 2: last year right uh douglas sam is hurt.
- 39:36Speaker 3: So mackie's hurt when's he coming back.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Well i heard you try to ask lane that he
- 39:40Speaker 2: gave you the typical coach answer oh you know yeah exactly.
- 39:43Speaker 15: That was in person i would have put lambert in
- 39:45Speaker 15: a headlock and said listen man Give me the answer.
- 39:48Speaker 2: You might want to look up Lane Lambert fight tapes.
- 39:50Speaker 2: He wasn't a pushover. All right, have a good one.
- 39:53Speaker 3: See you. All right, see you.