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BDSM OVER 50...YIKES! CAN YOU HANDLE IT, PUSSY?! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today we have our birthday
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boy, Charles. Hello.
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That's all they get is 1 short hello.
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That's it. And that's it.
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OK, all right. I'm embarrassed.
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I'm embarrassing you already, huh?
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We'll live. We'll live.
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All right, So, Charles, we're first going to read these little
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text messages. You're going to love this.
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I'm going to show you. Came with two pictures.
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All right, OK. Evidence.
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Evidence. I have the guy's number if
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you're interested. All right, so this guy texts me
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at 10:00 the other night and he said I'd like to drop my wife
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off soon. I gotta get her brother from the
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waterfront mission in the next few days and she needs to be
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punished. And he sent me a picture and
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she's a sexy little girl, sexy, petite, great ass.
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And I mean, he sent up close and personal view of her vagina.
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So we got some pussy action going on there.
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Charles takes my phone and looks at it.
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No, it's. Pretty nice.
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Pretty nice. Right, booty.
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Yeah. And the pussy's not all chewed
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up, so it's too bad Kylie is not here.
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She probably start drooling. That's pretty good, right?
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We could do some things with that.
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Exactly. Exactly.
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Now why does he need to be a pony?
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So the pussy needs to be chewed it it doesn't look like it's
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chewed up. Never heard that before.
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I'll. Show you a picture.
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Of some chewed up vaginas, Yeah. Oh wow, I don't know.
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If I have one with me but I have saw a few on fat life in the
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last few days. I was nice and didn't comment
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about it but I would use the word chewed up.
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Wow they were rough. That's it.
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You know hey every like how this is everyone up is beautiful to
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her yes. Some of them are chewed up
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though. Yes, but you do what you got to
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do. You do, you do.
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If you're a connoisseur with beautiful vaginas, these were
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not in that category. That one's pretty good.
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This one, yeah, I mean, but she's probably in her 20s, easy.
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It's not like she's aged. Yeah, there was.
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Some young women would shoot up vaginas, though.
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Yeah, it's kind of like someone I saw the other day and I was
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like, oh man, he's really attractive.
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A serious. He was really attractive.
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But yeah, so he comes in, he's like 2627, but he has this
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massive Bush, massive black Bush.
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I do. I don't like it.
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We're not in the 70s anymore. There's amazing electric razors.
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Amazing. But I'm just like, he's got a
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nice Dick and it's just surrounded by this.
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I'm I'm not talking about a little bit of hair. 70s porno.
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70's porn. You could braid that shit around
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his deck. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.
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I don't still have it. Nothing.
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They still have it. It may be lazy or maybe their
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style. What was that fucking thing?
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Was it the Merkin? The merkin?
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Yeah. Jesus, I don't get it.
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Anybody here forgot that is a Bush prosthetic they used to
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wear in the old days to show they had pubic hair for summer?
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I guess a toupee for the crotch. Charming.
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Very. You know you don't like Bush.
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I don't. I like on a woman like a little
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bit if it's sometimes if it's decorated, but I'd rather get
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bald. Yes, It's just it's easier.
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Yeah, Kylie likes a little hair. Yeah, seen that?
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And that's fine. But it's just, yeah, it's just
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not my thing. My.
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Preference would be dolphin, smooth and oiled.
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Yes, exactly now, Barbie said. Of course, the other day she,
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when we were seeing this friend of ours that came into the
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dungeon, she was like, man, I like him.
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Like he's just a good old American man.
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Like, sturdy. He had a big dig, that's what
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that meant. You know, the thing of it was,
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it wasn't massive. It wasn't.
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Like good. It was good.
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It was a good seven, maybe 8 it. Was like a, you know, she was
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like a pork chop. Just starts celebrating.
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Yeah, I bet he was not 6 inches something a good healthy 8 or 9.
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Yeah, I said he was about 7 and a half eight.
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Wasn't bad. There's a recurring theme here
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though. I've seen her partners.
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There's a recurring theme. There is a recurring theme
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they're. Healthy in the crotch, but.
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Very healthy, you know that it just happens by accident with
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her. I'm sure, yeah.
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It. Just happened the handsome young
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men with nice cocks just happens to be her thing I.
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Get that? I mean, can you blame her?
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Fuck no. Fuck no.
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She's, you know, she's a good looking woman, you know?
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Yeah. You know, she's got higher
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standards. Just the rest of us ain't
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getting in there. There he is.
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That's fucking life. Well, it's just funny the way
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she's like, yeah, he's sturdy. She's like, you know, he could.
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That's. A nice way for her to put it,
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but what she really means is big arms and a nice big slab of meat
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to pound her with. Well, the thing of it is he's
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like 63 and he wasn't, he wasn't like buff and cut or anything,
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but he was young. He's got the mask to push it.
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And he's got Yeah. And she's like, you know, I like
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those guys. I knew I could, Russell, and
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they'd beat me. Yeah, she wants to be dominated.
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Yeah, she loves that in the bedroom, Yeah.
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I get it. Yeah, she loves that.
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She wouldn't be able to pretend like we're a really short dude,
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like 4 foot 9/1/20. It ain't happening.
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She could toss them over her shoulder.
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It would almost feel like, you know, I'm not getting anything
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out of this. She needs a lumberjack that can
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hold her down and biking her ass.
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I'm with you. I get that.
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I get it. I really do.
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But you know me. I like short guys.
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Yeah, everybody's got their preference.
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I'm cool with that. I'm across the map.
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I like all kinds of stuff. Most short guys, people don't
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realize they are usually substantially large on some
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degree. You know, at least 7 on average.
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But like I said, to me, it's not about the Dick either because
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I'm not all about all that. But there's much more other
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things to be doing with them. But see, again, I don't like to
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be dominated in bed. Barbie does.
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So there's another difference. It's like, you know my buy
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thing, I couldn't be with a submissive dude.
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It's not my thing and I can't be with a quote.
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Fake dog. The real the otherwise is like,
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bitch, please. You know, we've had this
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conversation before. Yes, very much so.
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OK, so this this dude, where are we at?
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We got really distracted with Barbie's nighttime play.
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I mean, everybody loves talking about Barbie.
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Barbie's awesome. She's got.
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Great ass, someone's going to say it.
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Barbie is great all over. Well, she's a good lady.
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She's adorable, she's sweet about.
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Her pictures with that booty. I just.
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I'm a butt man. I'm a butt guy.
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Yeah. I like what I see.
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I can't help. Her I understand.
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But she lets me live. All right, She Yeah, she's
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awesome. She's such a good, good girl.
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Now I will get into this. I got a Really nice e-mail.
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We're going to save the really sad one for after all this.
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But I will say the one text that I got the other day, I end up
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blocking it because I I was just like, I'm not dealing with this
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guy. But random messages.
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People automatically associate A dominatrix to a sex worker,
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which I'm not. I don't consider myself a sex
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worker. It is, it is.
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And you know, we can branch into that too later on in the in the
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episode, because it was a few things that came up recently
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with my with my new sub. That was kind of interesting.
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But what I was going to say was this message I got.
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This guy automatically assumes that I deal drugs or that I know
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someone who has drugs and how to get them.
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OK. It's like a little bit of
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everything. Headquarters for VICE.
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Yes, yes. So big idiot.
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Yeah, oh, he big idiot. So he messaged me and he's like,
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Mistress, I need some meth and I love to party and I love to have
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a great fucking time. And I messaged him back.
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I said you need to get sober and lose my number.
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Yeah. And then I sent him a link to
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the recovery center here. That's that spot.
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Yeah, that's through the hospital.
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There's a fucking hint. Yes, and.
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I hope he likes to, I hope he likes anal 'cause it seems like
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there's going to be a little jail time in his future.
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No shit. And you know, I told him I was
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just like, why? He messaged me back.
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He's like, I only do it every so often.
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That's the first time he can't, just the first time you've.
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No, second time. Second time, yes.
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Still time. Yeah, yeah.
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And I told him, I said this is the second time you've contacted
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me this year. I said you're doing it more
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often than you think. Meth has a way of doing that.
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You start doing it, and little by little you're doing it.
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More and more and more it does. Common sense.
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Because what it does, it fries these dopamines, it gets to
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where it like fries the dopamine in your brain can't.
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Produce anymore and you can't kicking it up.
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Yeah, yeah. That's what they have to have
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more and more. Yes.
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And ultimately, you won't find happiness until you get on
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antidepressant to kind of level. Yeah, that.
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More chemicals. Yeah, because, I mean, that's
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how you fuck yourself up. And I told him, I said you're
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going to fuck up your teeth, your brain and your heart.
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Is it really worth it? Good times.
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Yeah. So anyway, I thought that would
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share that because, like I said, Mia don't do drugs.
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Just to be very clear I'm. Telling you you've been getting
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bombarded by bullshit. I do.
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Right. Sometimes it seems to be
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escalating though. That's what happens.
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What bait? They get a hold of your number
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and then all shit and splitting around out there.
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Yeah, I had one of my old clients reach out to me.
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I'd seen him several times. He came to me as this young,
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promising marine, 24 years old, nice guy, just super.
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And he was all about anal play. Anal play.
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I said. OK, well, great here.
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Practice at home, do your thing. And when you come to the
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dungeon, we'll do some bondage. We'll, we'll throw in some
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things I said. But go home, do your enema, do
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your do insertable. Stretch.
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Yeah, get ready for an actual dildo instead of thinking you
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can take. It Yeah, yeah, I told him.
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I said I'm not here for that. I'm here to help guide you in
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your path down BDSM, not to fuck your asshole all the time.
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Sometime. But he is up only to my friends
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Charles so for. Record.
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She has not taken my manhood. No, but we can do a good
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birthday sodomy tonight. We had a lot of steak today.
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We're yeah, we're going to have a lot of steak and a lot of
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steak tonight. We'll have to have a rain check
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for this unless we have a incident that she doesn't like.
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Well, you said what? Fasting for this four hours.
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Oh, minimum. If that much meat is probably
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more than 4. Hours.
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Oh yeah, minimum for sure. That's so funny.
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All right, so I got a lovely e-mail.
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I'm going to read it to you. This is from a gentleman on
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Fetlife, he said. Hi Mr. Smea, as a submissive
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man, I just wanted to throw some praise and appreciation your
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way. I almost never miss an episode
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of your podcast and just wanted to let you know that I not only
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appreciate your work on the podcast, but I truly enjoy who
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you are as an authentic dominant woman.
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I also feel seen by you and your appreciation of by head
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reflexible men. Nothing but the best, Craig.
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Is that not the sweetest? So Craig, I think you're
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wonderful. I think you're so kind to have
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written me that. So I'm very appreciative.
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Good observation. You are very open minded with
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you know my guys. I guess your preference.
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Oh yeah, a lot. Of women are just fucking
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disgusted by it. Isn't it insane?
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Well, yeah, it's the same so. So crazy.
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It's OK for women to be by, but apparently, you know, when it's
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the other shoes on the other foot, it's like, oh, now we have
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a problem. You know, it's not really fair.
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Well I told a certain someone last night I was like I so want
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my Sissy to suck your cock. Nice, he.
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Didn't say anything and then I was like well how about that hot
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Latina who wants to eat my pussy in my ass?
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Giggity, Giggity, right? She is so sexy.
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Oh yes, that picture you sent. Me.
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Yes. Nice.
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Yeah, she looks nice, guys. So she's on fat lips?
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Yes, she's beautiful. So I don't know if she does
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content or not, but she's on fat.
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Is juice delicious? And she is Juice elicit.
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Yeah. Nice booty, nice lips, Yeah.
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Pretty face. I mean, she's a hot Latina, what
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more do you want? Wow, yeah.
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Yeah, Charles, like throwing some some Asians and we're good.
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I am extremely open minded when it comes to skin shade.
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I love it all. You love it, all right?
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Yeah, my. Personal favorite is chocolate.
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Yeah, you know this. I saw this beautiful black woman
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the other day, and she's like one of those women that was
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solid black, like straight from, yeah, straight from Nigeria,
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kind of black, yes. And I was like, that's right up
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Charles's alley. Well, it's like a well, somebody
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said this just like when he cut open a nice juicy steak and it's
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just beautiful and pink on the outside and dark charred on the
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outside is just nothing more beautiful.
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Yeah, it's like just mouth watering.
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Yeah. OK, so yeah, women, Charles just
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compared you to steak. I wasn't the first, but it's
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just delicious. It's.
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Delicious. OK.
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Juicy and inviting. Well let me tell you, I am going
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to pull this right up on my computer.
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This is so fucking sad. Oh.
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God, I'm the wrong one here for this.
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You these little upbeat people, they're going to miss Kylie so
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much today. And they really are.
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All right, so this gentleman wrote me and he's in Canada.
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He's like hello mistress, I'm from Canada.
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I'm 68 years old and I've been looking for a mistress for a
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very long time. I actually wrote to you a few
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months ago about how I got scammed 6 different times by
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fake mistresses that say they are in charge and they want to
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be involved for online sessions. I pay their charge and as soon
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as they get their money they disappear and they steal my
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money. I get nothing out of it.
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I've tried going on Fetlife, still no luck to find anyone.
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I'm in a sexless marriage. I haven't had sex for 16 years.
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I have a stocking fetish, a pantyhose fetish, a fetish for
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lesbians and I'm interested also in trans women.
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I live with my wife but we're more like roommates now.
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She doesn't let me sleep in the bed, she makes me sleep in the
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living room chair which I don't get much sleep, maybe 2 hours if
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I'm lucky, maybe 3A night. She doesn't like my fetishes and
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there's no intimacy. There's nothing I do that
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pleases her. I love to masturbate.
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I usually masturbate three times a day watching lesbian videos.
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I just wonder if you do online sessions or if someone you know
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or someone on Fet can help me. I've really tried to find
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someone. Probably being the fact that I
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masturbate so much when I shoot I can't shoot anymore.
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Couple drops come out sometimes but nothing comes out after I
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listen to all your podcasts dry. All right, so he's masturbating.
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I will start first. We're positive.
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Look, man, you're 68 and you can still jerk off.
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Congratulations. If you shoot dry, hey, that's
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all right. Good for you.
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He said. I really enjoy your episodes.
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You and Kylie make a great team. He's going.
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To be disappointed the day. I'd love to serve you and
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pleasure you and please you if there's a chance that we could
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talk. I look forward to your reply.
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I'm tired of life I have now. I would like to learn and be
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open to the BDSM world if that's possible online.
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Thank you, Mistress. I appreciate you reading this
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and hopefully I can hear back from you soon.
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Good night, Neil. He sounds like that friend of
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mine that just passed away recently.
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He didn't get into this until he was about because he had a wife
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that was a roommate and wasn't open to anything he wanted to
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explore. So he he found some people off
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at life. I was one of the first people he
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met and I I was able to help him out and then he he, he
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eventually divorced his wife and married a trans lady in Colorado
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in the last few good years before his cancer came back and
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got him. But he had a few years.
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A lot of people are complaining about that on Fetlife now and
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I've seen this. The Doms will require tribute
16:43
even before you send a message. Now I'm there, sometimes I can
16:47
see the point because you probably get bombarded by time
16:49
wasters, you know, guys looking for jerk off material.
16:53
But on the guy side of it, there are so many fucking scam artists
16:56
and robots out there, I honestly don't know where to tell him to
17:00
meet people. You know, It's because it's
17:01
gotten crazy. You can't tell who's real, who's
17:03
a bullshitter, and now the AI is running amok.
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Who the fuck knows who you're talking to?
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21 year old film Dom, you know it.
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It's, I think it's only going to get worse, honestly.
17:13
For a while it got really good because we had the Internet and
17:15
we could reach out and meet people.
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But now it's kind of taking the opposite direction.
17:19
There's always people that are going to ruin a good thing.
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Yeah, it's just always to fuck something up you.
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Know, yeah, it's just facts. What would you tell him to meet
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somebody now? Well, what he really needs to
17:28
do, for one, he cannot afford a Dom.
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He wrote me another e-mail and basically said, you know, he's
17:34
really on a fixed income. Pro Dom's out.
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Pro Dom is out and my thing of it is I would suggest he goes to
17:41
munches. OK, I think he should go to
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munches. I think he should.
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And there's got to be dungeons that are public in what?
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Part of kitten, is he in? Calgary.
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He's fucked. I'm sorry.
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Calgary's in the middle. That's the only place.
17:54
Wow. Western Canada.
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Wow. If they're not in Calgary, he's
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not. I don't know.
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OK, well, my thing of it is he needs to get out of his loveless
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marriage. I mean, that's first and
18:04
foremost. Or a debt.
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It's so hard. He's probably How long was he
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married? He didn't say, he just said he
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hadn't had sex in 16 years. A long fucking time.
18:15
It's ridiculous. There's no and you're basically
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just like you said, a roommate. Yeah.
18:20
Unless the money thing is there. So reassess.
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OK, The the simple fact is that it's not a roommate.
18:28
That is someone who is dehumanizing you, not allowing
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you to sleep in your physical bed.
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Yeah. It's kind of a Dom thing, but in
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the wrong way. Exactly.
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It is the wrong way. And the thing of it is what he's
18:41
doing is he's trying to pick up another woman who will
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potentially Dom him, dominate him, and he's not going to find
18:50
the right one because that's why he keeps getting taken advantage
18:53
of, because he's not being smart about it.
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It is a pattern. And he's just going to find
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somebody else to take his money. Exactly.
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The thing of it is, Neil, you've got to get out of this loveless
19:04
marriage that she does not love you.
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She doesn't find these qualities in you and what, Seriously,
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You're not asking a huge thing for a fetish when it comes to
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pantyhose and stockings. I mean that that is nothing.
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But depends on who he's married to.
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A lot of them freaked the fuck out.
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You know, find somebody in the stocking and pantyhose.
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Absolutely. I don't.
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Know what kind of munches they have in Calgary?
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You know that. There's got to be some
19:35
something. But end of the day, I'm not
19:37
going to be a Dick about this, but you're 68, the clocks
19:40
ticking, get to it. Exactly.
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Charles is absolutely right because there's no reason to to
19:48
even waste to have wasted 16 years with someone who doesn't
19:52
love you, doesn't want to have sex with you, she doesn't want
19:55
to be intimate with you part. Of that was upbringing.
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You know you're supposed to do this.
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Life is short. It is.
20:02
You've got to try to find some happiness while you can.
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It is. And we talked about that a few
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of our friends that didn't get into it until late in life and
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then passed away shortly after. Your friend if I can say his
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name or not? He's still alive.
20:15
None of the other one. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't.
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Know if you want to mention his name but he didn't, you know,
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start exploring until a little bit later or he didn't find
20:24
happiness until later? How many years did he have
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before cancer got him? Just a few, yeah.
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And there's a few people. Yeah, yeah, it's just time is
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wasting, like Charles said. So get up off your ass, Neil.
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Be a man and say to yourself, I'm worthy.
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I don't need to be sleeping in a fucking chair.
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That's absurd. And for her, she's heartless.
20:50
That is a heartless fucking woman to make her husband of all
20:54
people sleep in a fucking chair. Some of the females in my
20:58
family. That's horrible.
21:00
Yeah, and that's one reason I've never fucking got married.
21:03
Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah.
21:04
I was horrible that way. I'm serious about that.
21:07
Most of the women in my family are like that.
21:09
That's crazy. Poor dudes.
21:10
Yeah, that's that's awful. I could not, I couldn't live
21:14
with myself doing that. Yes, it depends on the person
21:16
you know the the other couple you met recently, God was his
21:20
wife was German or Russian or something real.
21:22
Yes, yes. She was kind of that way with
21:24
him, but it was mutual they both liked.
21:27
Oh, they loved it, Yeah. So that's different if you're
21:30
into it, you know, some women use men as a doormat because
21:32
they can and some of us like you know, so it depends on the
21:36
levels though. But this guy sounds like he's
21:37
not getting what he needs out of that.
21:39
She's treating him like shit but it not in the right way.
21:41
Yeah, she's treating him like shit but without any pleasure.
21:45
Well, the fun part. There's no, yeah, there's no
21:46
balance. That's awful.
21:48
She can make her sleep in the chair.
21:49
Just let the poor bastard wear his panties and stockings.
21:52
Let's get something out of it. Exactly.
21:55
They even pretend you know. It's insane.
21:59
All right, so the topic we're going to talk about.
22:03
We got distracted. Isn't that the truth?
22:05
We didn't even get into a topic we're, you know, we're already
22:07
20 minutes in, so. Kind of we're going to talk
22:09
about the kink over 50. Yes.
22:11
So let's talk about it. We.
22:13
Kind of already started. Yeah, we have talked about it.
22:16
All right, well, I'll tell you this much.
22:18
So I have a new sub and I will say this.
22:23
He's always been the Dom for other people.
22:26
He's always been that type of person to take charge, to handle
22:31
everything, to fix everyone's problems.
22:33
And he's tired of it. I think that he likes doing that
22:38
for people because he likes giving that part of himself.
22:41
I'd said to him recently, I said, you know, I'm, I'm going
22:45
to own you. This is what we're, we're
22:47
working on. This is our DS dynamic.
22:50
If I'm your Dom, I own you. That's what you want.
22:53
That's what I want. Getting the rules out upfront.
22:55
Absolutely, I said. I'm adding you to my collection.
22:59
No, Yeah, yeah. Nice little hair.
23:01
I'm going. Exactly.
23:03
And everybody's meeting a different need.
23:05
We still have to find you a laundry boy.
23:07
Kylie has helped me out a lot with that.
23:09
And was you? Well she was pissed at me the
23:11
other day when I did laundry for her.
23:12
She was very upset so I took her job.
23:15
She was not happy. So she might have to be your
23:18
laundry girl. OK, I don't know but I had to
23:21
have a chat with her but she was pissed.
23:23
Kylie is awesome. She is so fucking awesome.
23:27
She really is. She's on her way, by the way.
23:29
OK, so we can hang out. They can have a proper podcast
23:32
then. No, I love the podcast with you.
23:36
I like hearing Cali though, it's more fun all right and the
23:39
younger point of view. Well, yeah, but now we're older,
23:42
so. I'm better about giving harsh
23:43
advice when it's sometimes needed.
23:46
Well, there's no reason to pussyfoot around it.
23:48
Let the poor guy here earlier. Yeah, get off your ass, bro.
23:51
Yeah, I'm sticking. Yeah.
23:53
All right. So at this point we're over 40.
23:57
Yes. You're 50 today.
24:00
Yay, you're right on my heels. I know I'm right behind you.
24:04
I'm going to be 50 like very soon.
24:06
This is fun. Winter is coming.
24:10
You know nothing, Jon Snow. It's.
24:11
All over our backs and then wiping our hair.
24:16
All right, so Charles, you. We are better shaped than a lot
24:21
of people that are also in their 50s, OK?
24:23
And there's some people that are in better shape than us.
24:25
So we're somewhere in the middle, I would say.
24:27
All right, so has your sexual preferences, have they evolved?
24:32
Have they changed? Oh yeah.
24:34
All right. Well, give us a little feedback
24:35
on that. From when I was like young and
24:38
starting out. Sure.
24:40
I guess in the very beginning I just like watching lesbian porn,
24:44
loved it involved, you know, male, female, but there's always
24:48
some S&M in there too. So I would watch things on, you
24:51
know, TV like Wonder Woman being tied up and loved it from both
24:54
directions and just kept going. I didn't have my first buy
24:57
experience till I was I got out of the military and I was like
25:00
late 20s and then getting the trans people later on.
25:06
What do you think prompted the buy experience?
25:10
I was putting it off because I wanted to try it earlier like a
25:13
college, but I joined the service and back in those days
25:16
it was don't ask don't tell and I wasn't going to fuck around
25:19
with it. I would have tried it while I
25:21
was in but I was going to behave myself while I was on active
25:24
duty. So about a month and 1/2 after I
25:27
finished active duty I hooked up and it was a couple.
25:31
So I had sex with his wife and then he he pounded me.
25:35
Nice. Had both, so OK that was nice.
25:39
Awesome. It's, it continually evolves,
25:43
you know, like for quite some time I was only in a BDSMA huge
25:48
pant slut. And sometimes I wanted to cross
25:50
dress and be dominated by males and females.
25:52
And then sometimes I went back to switching and went tying
25:55
women up and doing stuff to them.
25:57
And sometimes it was regular sex and it was like only black folks
26:01
and then it was Asians. It's continually evolved right
26:05
now. I don't know.
26:09
Well, we talked about this earlier.
26:10
I don't know if anybody else out there has had this.
26:13
I used to love a lot of pain and BDSM, candle wax whipping, CBT
26:18
ball kicking, just I loved it. But now that I'm getting older,
26:22
my body can't take it anymore. The skin gets super sensitive,
26:26
especially in the winter time. The slightest touch just hurts.
26:30
So I really have to be in the mood for it and I can't take a
26:33
few percent of what I used to be able to take.
26:35
So it's kind of, it's kind of killing it for me, honestly,
26:39
because I can't, I can't get the endorphins out of it because the
26:42
pain levels go up too high too fast, if that makes any sense.
26:47
And sucks because in my brain, I'm still 25.
26:50
I want all this hardcore shit, but I can't fucking take it.
26:54
And that is kind of disheartening is a good word for
26:57
that. Well, you've seen it.
26:59
I have, yeah. Yeah, well, we were filming
27:03
something and you broke out the paddle to make it more
27:06
interesting because I'm a bit of a pervert, but it almost had
27:10
been a read immediately and that was nothing.
27:13
Yeah, it was really minimal. Yeah, but that's just the way my
27:15
skin is now. Yeah.
27:17
I can't take it. If I have anything like that
27:19
from now on, it's going to have to be like a CNC scene, you
27:21
know, because I just tapped out too early.
27:23
But it is what it is. Your preferences if yours change
27:28
a little bit too, right? I think, you know, I mean, I
27:31
would do a gangbang and a heartbeat if it was right.
27:34
Circumstance is the right people I'd be all about.
27:37
It on both ends. My.
27:40
Problem with being in the game, man giving is I can't get wood.
27:43
If there's one, a few guys in the room, there's like a limit
27:46
of two or three and then I can't do it.
27:48
Like at the parties just yeah, I just won't do.
27:52
I don't know why that particular number, but we've seen it first
27:55
hand. Yeah, we really have.
27:57
I don't, you know, it's kind of like the women thing, you know,
28:02
being bisexual on some level. I mean, I'm, I'm, I could be in
28:06
the mood for it every so often, but do I look at women and be
28:10
like, Oh yeah, she's hot, I want to fuck her or man, I bet she's
28:13
good and but I really don't. Mine is tone down for that too.
28:17
Yeah, it's probably in the old days I would have just looked at
28:20
people and I would have a fantasy about them almost
28:22
immediately. Yeah.
28:23
Now it's it takes more. It's more of a mental thing now.
28:28
And I really think it's because we find ourselves so much and
28:32
we've immersed ourselves in so many situations that I think
28:37
with the process of of us evolving, we've experienced it
28:41
and it's kind of like been there, done that.
28:43
Well, yeah, it doesn't make me as happy as I am in this
28:47
situation, for example. But I always feel like when I
28:52
say, yeah, add Subs to my collection, well, you know, if I
28:55
have AB and C, you know, this is just more of the type of people
29:00
that can accommodate me. Well, your situation is more of
29:03
a lifestyle thing and it's about old fashioned.
29:06
Let's be blunt, Slaves in the past were about getting shit
29:11
done. Oh definitely lady of the Manor.
29:13
He'd have to have somebody cook for you.
29:15
He'd have somebody doing laundry, he'd have somebody
29:17
doing the work. And this isn't, you know, I'm
29:21
not condoning the other slavery. That was really fucked up.
29:24
This is voluntary. I forgot like what I do, you
29:27
know, I help you out. Our thing now is different.
29:30
I'm your friends. I'm helping out my buddy, you
29:32
know, sub. It was like, hell yeah.
29:35
I love doing this because I just try to do more and more.
29:39
Yeah, my issue was I I never could measure up in my own mind.
29:44
Yeah, in your own mind, make that very clear it.
29:46
Is clear. Yeah, that's true though,
29:48
because I wanted to be, you know, like super sub and I
29:51
can't. I was like, I'm just human, but
29:54
that always pisses me off that I'm only human.
29:57
But you know, all Subs feel that way.
29:59
Yeah, a lot of people, I've noticed there's a lot of people
30:01
just and they beat themselves up.
30:02
Oh my God, yeah. I've been noticing more and
30:05
more, and I think the women are actually worse than the guys
30:07
sometimes because they just want to just do every single thing
30:12
they can for you. And then when they can't, it's
30:15
like a let down for themselves. It's really weird, you know,
30:17
but. That would be a question for
30:19
Kylie because I mean, we know how much she goes.
30:24
It's hard getting the information that ever though
30:27
maybe she'll go with you. She's a little bit shy about it.
30:30
And that's part of being young too, though.
30:32
When you get older, you quit giving a fuck.
30:35
That's why I'm being, you know, brutally honest, because who
30:38
gives a shit when we got to talk about it, you know?
30:41
But having a large heroin for you, yeah, it's just to make
30:45
your life easier than anybody who can contribute to that.
30:48
They feel better about themselves.
30:50
But you can't have just one person doing it because it's
30:54
just too much, you know what I mean?
30:56
Yeah, it really is. It is entirely too much.
30:59
So you could spread it out, have a guy help out here, guy help
31:02
out there unit. Plus I'm sure it helps you
31:04
because like you get all these dudes and women, it just wanting
31:08
to serve you. I'm sure that feels nice.
31:10
Oh, it's great. It's great.
31:12
I love it, but you know, that's because I value people and I
31:15
like being around people. And you are nice to your people.
31:17
Though, Oh yeah, you're. Kind to them wanna you know yeah
31:20
human levels not just you know yeah.
31:23
Thank you for doing my laundry. Away with the you.
31:25
You give a you give a shit about.
31:27
Them Oh, I do, I do. I do think that Subs can be so
31:32
hard on themselves because I think all of my Subs at some
31:37
point have said, you know why me?
31:39
Why, you know, I, I can't, I can't be everything you want me
31:42
to be. And I'm like, nobody can be.
31:44
You said the same thing. I've heard it from all of them.
31:50
There, you're a pretty good fucking lady.
31:52
Oh, thanks, Charles. Well, I mean that that's that's
31:55
a compliment. I mean, as a human being,
31:57
you're, you're a decent woman. Thank you.
31:59
Honestly, kind of it's a bit rare for the ones that I've met.
32:03
You know, that's if you take a a strictly Finn dog, and I'm not
32:07
going to knock it. Everybody's got their little
32:09
fetish, you know, but a lot of them, they just care about your
32:12
wallet, not you. And if some guys are into that,
32:16
fine, But everybody else, they need some kind of a human
32:19
connection. And if you have like a purely,
32:23
let's say a purely pro Dom, which I think is different than
32:25
Fendol, you're providing a service, but a guy can get
32:30
attached. But a lifestyle Dom, I'm ranting
32:33
now. Lifestyle don't.
32:34
Sometimes they're extremely particular in what they're
32:37
looking for. And some of them have just
32:40
unrealistic standards that you can't meet.
32:43
And I've never like some of the German ones, you know, they want
32:47
like some perfect robot slave. Oh yeah, And that's fiction.
32:52
That's not realistic. Yeah, we're all human.
32:55
You're more grounded in reality and you're also fun to hang
32:58
around even if you're not doing sub shit like me and you're just
33:00
sitting around bullshitting. Absolutely.
33:03
Yeah, I can do this for the rest of my life when we, you know,
33:08
yeah, it's a compliment to. You it is.
33:12
I appreciate. That, but that might be one of
33:15
the reasons people feel they can't aren't worthy of you
33:19
because you, you when we were your friend, It's like you're
33:22
giving more than we're giving and it's just kind of feels bad
33:26
for them. I don't know how to put this in
33:29
the right words. I get it, I really do.
33:32
I think you're I mean you you are speaking from your point of
33:35
view and that's what matters. And a sub persona that you, that
33:40
you have, that's what you do, you know, as a sub.
33:43
And our, our friendship, our relationship, our, you know, our
33:48
experiences. It's just like if Kylie were
33:51
here, it would be in her point of view through the same thing.
33:54
Yeah, we need to get her a nice. I keep saying, you know, and
33:59
you, yeah, I was going to say you and I keep saying we need to
34:01
find her a couple. I think at the moment just a
34:04
lady, just for right now, she, I think she needs a good beating.
34:08
She keeps hinting around at it, but she won't let me do it.
34:11
I think she's still all about the all about women.
34:14
Could be well, I did tell her for the party, you know, we're
34:19
having another party August 7th and I told her that that Barbie
34:25
is getting this big tripod that's like 6 by 10 and we're
34:31
going to be able to that's the. Suspension wreck that they had
34:34
last time, right? No, this is 1.
34:36
It's completely different. It's almost like a a play.
34:40
What do you call it? Swing, set, frame and we can
34:44
actually do Kylie spread eagle and I said we will all take
34:50
turns on her. Get all the Doms in there.
34:52
Yes. And and then I was being very
34:55
cavalier about. Yesterday she was really excited
34:58
about it. Yeah, I was being very cavalier
35:00
about it because I was talking about Kylie with Barbie, and the
35:04
three of us were sitting there talking and I was like, yeah,
35:07
you know, we can get you off if you want to get off.
35:09
You just tell us what you want to do.
35:11
And Barbie's like, I love how you say it so casual.
35:14
I'm like, yeah, we could fuck her with the dildo.
35:16
We could. We could like, use a massager on
35:17
her. We do all these things.
35:19
And then I'd be like, hey, Kylie, fucking come on the
35:21
floor, you little slut. You know, you guys should
35:24
practice before that. Oh yeah.
35:25
About 3-4 eighteen times. Maybe so, yeah.
35:29
I think she'd appreciate that. I think so too.
35:32
She. Act like she won't though.
35:34
Oh yeah. Oh, if you want to shit.
35:37
Exactly. Exactly.
35:39
Don't need to be coy it'd. Be fun.
35:42
Did we go? Well, we got on topic with the
35:44
age over 50 didn't. We well, well, not so much.
35:47
We can go back to this because I will say this much, I will say
35:50
from my experience, when I've ever dealt with men that come
35:54
into the dungeon, anytime that they hit that, that number 40,
36:01
there's a realization with men and they realize, Oh my God,
36:05
this is like a half, half point in my life.
36:08
This one they kind of started. Yeah, when they become more more
36:12
transparent, more open and finally just say fuck it, You
36:16
know what, I'm going to do this because I'm 40 years old, I am
36:20
not immortal, and I want to explore.
36:24
No, I will ask this the ones that hit 40 before they came in
36:28
with a single or married because I want to bet they were more
36:31
than married. Oh, more married?
36:33
Yeah. Single guys tried earlier, yeah,
36:35
but they get into the, you know, the marriage thing.
36:38
And most of the time their wives won't.
36:40
They won't get into what they're into.
36:43
Oh, agreed A. Shit load of that.
36:45
Agreed. You know, I, I said this to you
36:47
the other day. I said I cannot have any more
36:49
vanilla friends. I can't do it.
36:51
It that's one of the reason we're still friends.
36:54
Yeah. My God, we can't have
36:56
conversations with this shit. But people will know.
36:58
No, they just don't get it. It's crazy.
37:00
Then you get funny looks. I tried to expand out and let a
37:03
few people know about it and they've quit talking.
37:06
That's it. They shut it down so quick it's
37:08
insane. If you're that fucking limited,
37:11
you know that's why he is kind of boring.
37:13
I hate to put him in the category.
37:15
So sad. It's damn how boring is your
37:19
life? It's really fucking boring when
37:22
all they want to do is focus on TV shows reading work.
37:26
Which is fun, you know, some extracurriculars.
37:29
Yeah, But your extracurricular activity sucks compared to mine.
37:32
Absolutely. Yeah.
37:33
We went fishing last week. Congratulations.
37:36
Guess what we did? Exactly.
37:38
God damn some of them. Listen to some of them, they
37:40
quit talking to you. 1000% You know, Ellen Griswold the other
37:44
day told me she's had a few. I mean, I say a few.
37:50
They've had a lot of hiccups this year alone.
37:53
And we're only in the middle of the year and they've had a lot
37:57
of issues. It's been, you know, health
37:58
issues and just constant things with her kids or something.
38:03
And she said to me, she says, you know, Mia, I'm so happy that
38:06
I have you as my friend, that I can sit and talk to you about
38:09
anything, everything from this to sex to this to sex this to
38:15
BDSM this to you know how, how my husband gets me off.
38:22
Yeah, versus that they weren't talking about the The Real
38:25
Housewives of Atlanta. Shoot me now I.
38:30
Bet. Honestly though, I bet the Real
38:32
Real Housewives of Atlanta they're doing shit like this or
38:35
something like it. Oh God, you know.
38:37
They're having an affair with somebody else and they say
38:39
everybody up to this thing. That pisses me off.
38:41
They're all kinky to some level that they won't fucking admit
38:44
it. That's the problem.
38:45
Oh, 1000%. When you come by and you know
38:48
show up in a get too off topic with that, but you're.
38:52
OK, you're alright. Go ahead.
38:53
No, it was. It was too graphic even for
38:55
this. Good Lord.
38:56
Are you sure? He's gonna hurt your wall was
38:59
snoring pretty loud. I just got completely distracted
39:01
but it's. My chug and he, she's so cute.
39:07
God, it's loud. I.
39:08
Know Imagine sleeping next to her at night OK OK yes it is so
39:17
Charles it's been fun we're. Snoring Chihuahua, We'll send
39:20
you all but. We have gone every which way in
39:24
this episode. That's funny shit.
39:27
OK, we're going to attest part. Of being the kink over 50.
39:30
Yes. You get distracted.
39:34
I honestly my biggest regret about being #50 though is the
39:37
physical limitations. Yeah, but.
39:39
I can't be out my knees for three hours rubbing somebody'd
39:42
feet that's just over any knee pads or blanket or it sucks.
39:47
You know what I loved? I love that I had this, this
39:51
regular lady, and she was always coming to the parties.
39:54
She was in her late 70s. Yeah, yes, she did.
40:00
And I was so thrilled because she came to one of my last
40:03
parties here at the house. And what happened?
40:07
She got on the slave box. She got fucked, she she got
40:12
impact and everybody got to see it.
40:14
She kept going to the end. Kept going to the end I mean
40:17
this woman had, you know, knee replacement, hip replacement,
40:20
she had heart issues, she had all these issues.
40:24
She really? Kind of started things back in
40:27
the 70s around here, right? Didn't she like 1 of The
40:30
Pioneers? Yeah, she was more, it was one
40:34
of those we were talking about how you could find people with
40:37
the little book and, you know, that kind of stuff and the
40:40
little advertisements in the paper.
40:42
And it was, Yeah, we were talking back and forth about it
40:45
was really, it was special. She was an awesome, awesome
40:47
lady. But so, Charles, happy birthday
40:51
again. Thank you.
40:53
Mia and thank you. Yeah, we're going to eat some
40:55
mute tonight. Oh, that gangbang talks good or
41:00
hungry. Oh yeah, I'm not eating the rest
41:02
of the day until we go. 17 Bratwurst chops.
41:05
Oh yeah, yeah, I guess. We have to behave ourselves at
41:11
this restaurant tonight, don't we?
41:13
Everybody get invited as a pervert.
41:15
Oh fuck yeah, we don't have to. We don't behave anything.
41:18
I got, I just got an e-mail from my sexy Latina, she said.
41:22
I think you love your ass eaten more than your pussy.
41:26
I like both pussy's better, let's be honest.
41:31
Pussy's better, but it depends on the ass.
41:34
I told her she can eat mine for days.
41:37
Lucky bitch. Maybe, Charles, you're
41:43
afterlife, you'll be a hot Latina.
41:45
Not afterlife. Let's be honest, it ain't going
41:48
to be good. All right, so Charles.
41:55
We're not going to get into that.
41:57
OK, well, but I. Will be haunting that fucking
42:00
dungeon for a little while if I can.
42:02
That's OK, you can do that. I'll rattle the chains once in a
42:05
while. You got it.
42:06
I'll know it's you, Distant Echo.
42:14
All right, soon. Until then, this has been the
42:17
latest episode of Call Me Mistress.