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THE DISCLAIMER: Love You, Dads · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Raw Dog It, four to seven every weekday on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff. Good weekend, Horty J.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, thanks.
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  Speaker 4: You're good, Horty J. You seem like you're a bit
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  Speaker 4: down in the dumps, man.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm tickety-boo.
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  Speaker 5: The last 20 minutes just exhausted me.
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  Speaker 4: Is that a new jersey, mate?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. Thanks for noticing.
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  Speaker 4: What was exhausting?
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  Speaker 3: Was it the brainstorm or the show meeting?
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't a brainstorm.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a brainstorm, Keezy.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it kind of was for the video idea we
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  Speaker 6: were shooting on Wednesday, and every idea involved Jace looking silly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean, that's par for the course.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm happy to look silly alongside him.
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  Speaker 2: That's par for the course.
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  Speaker 3: He just does it so well.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, you know, those types of condos.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely critical to the success of this radio show, Jase. Yeah, totally, man.
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  Speaker 2: I tend to go into a deep thug.
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  Speaker 3: You went into a thug?
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  Speaker 2: No, a thug.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, I was feeling good up until that point.
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  Speaker 4: You were, weren't you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it just went up.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday. Yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to bed at five.
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  Speaker 4: In the morning? Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 6: So the All Blacks was on and I was like,
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  Speaker 6: none of it was going into my brain. And I
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  Speaker 6: was just like, why the fuck am I still up?
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  Speaker 6: And so I went to bed, took ages to go
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  Speaker 6: to sleep, then woke up at like seven. And then
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  Speaker 6: at lunchtime I was home. and I'd had a shower,
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  Speaker 6: and Lucy, my wife, had made me lunch, and I
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  Speaker 6: was just sitting on the couch, and I'd made a
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  Speaker 6: big coffee, and I said to her, I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: stay up and just go to bed early. I had
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  Speaker 6: one mouthful of coffee and was like, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 6: I tipped the coffee out, went to bed for five hours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was fucked. I've never napped for that long. It
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  Speaker 3: was fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: That's not a nap. That's a sleep case.
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  Speaker 3: That's a full-blown sleep.
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  Speaker 4: You had an hour's sleep the night before, so you
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  Speaker 4: didn't have the sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So that's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because what time did you start drinking the day before?
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  Speaker 6: I was drinking a zero-alcohol... beer while driving out to
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  Speaker 6: my mate's house out south at 11.30 a.m.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: There you go. Jeez, that's a long time to be drinking, eh?
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  Speaker 2: That is it.
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  Speaker 4: That's a long night. That is a big shift. Jeez,
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  Speaker 4: you must have had a few coffees in there as well.
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  Speaker 2: That's a big shift.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of coffees, Mogi?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Boy, oh boy, oh boy. What the hell are
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're insinuating, but I take umbrage.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to hit the fan tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: Is this me not hitting the fan?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: Because it feels like it is.
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: I just... The next.
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  Speaker 5: It's usually two days after.
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  Speaker 3: How far away is Hot Pot from here? How far, like, physically?
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  Speaker 4: To walk it?
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  Speaker 3: 500 metres?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, 10-minute walk?
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  Speaker 3: 10-minute walk.
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  Speaker 4: 10-minute walk?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: I just did that walk.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: From Hot Pot to here. Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 6: And it felt like I was climbing fucking Everest. Like,
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  Speaker 6: I am so full of Hot Pot right now in
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  Speaker 6: regret that I'm just like.
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  Speaker 3: The walk felt like it was taking forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You should have got on a scooter, man.
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  Speaker 3: Thought about it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then I was like, I don't want to look like
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  Speaker 3: Mogi when he's hungover. Oh, it was you when you
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  Speaker 3: were drunk, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, drunk, yeah. That's what I look cool. Run along.
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  Speaker 3: Crash it, drop all your shit everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Good times.
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  Speaker 4: How was your father's day, Jizz?
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  Speaker 2: It was good, thanks.
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  Speaker 5: I had to wait for my daughter to get up.
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  Speaker 3: What time did she get up?
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  Speaker 4: 11.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that was fine because my wife and I went
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  Speaker 5: out and had breakfast, as we do on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Were there birds in the cafe?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, there were. Fuck. A couple of pigeons. I had
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  Speaker 2: a very nice ham and cheese croissant.
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  Speaker 5: Coffee and we get one of their juices there, which
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  Speaker 5: is great.
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  Speaker 2: And then got home and there were prezzies on the
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  Speaker 2: table for me. Oh, really? Yeah. What did you get?
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  Speaker 4: Do you like getting a present, do you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't normally expect a present on Father's Day. Not
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  Speaker 2: these days, maybe.
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  Speaker 4: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: But I think all my daughters contributed.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Can you tell us?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to do it on the show when
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  Speaker 5: we chatted.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to. Okay. I can do it now.
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  Speaker 4: You're reserved to tell the truth here and lies on
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  Speaker 4: the show. So if it's going to be the truth
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  Speaker 4: on the show, I'm happy with that. That is a
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  Speaker 4: complete change to the structure of what we do here.
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  Speaker 3: If he comes on the show and says, oh, a
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  Speaker 3: dilly or something, then it's like, what?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my daughter's bought me a dilly.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man. Come on. But yeah, good weekend.
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  Speaker 4: How was the card? That was not.
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  Speaker 2: It is very funny, the card.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: The Father's Day card.
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  Speaker 5: Because it was written by my youngest daughter, and she said...
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  Speaker 5: We love you so much. We lucked out getting you
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  Speaker 5: as a dad.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I went, isn't lucked out bad luck?
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  Speaker 4: No, no.
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  Speaker 5: But it's actually different in different cultures. In America, lucked
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  Speaker 5: out means really good luck. And in European, it's you've
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  Speaker 5: run out of luck.
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  Speaker 4: I had that. I used to wonder about that. But
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  Speaker 4: I've come to understand it to be it's good luck.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And you would hope. You would hope so. In this instance,
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  Speaker 4: it was, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It just made me laugh, that's all.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it feels weird that they could have said, like,
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  Speaker 3: we hit the jackpot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But they chose that sort of ambiguous.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, we've got a gambling addiction.
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  Speaker 2: And it's live.
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  Speaker 4: What are you listening to there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's quite specific. And iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Righto. Cheers.
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  Speaker 6: The Hauraki Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Just on the jackpot, I didn't win Lotto.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: But I did get four free lines again.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. You had the jackpot as well, didn't you, Keezy,
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  Speaker 4: on Saturday night?
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  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: What? Because it was 28 mil, man. 28.5. It's all gone.
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  Speaker 4: The guy's claimed it.
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  Speaker 2: In Gisborne. He lives in Gisborne. Imagine living in Gisborne, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And you fucking win $ 28.
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  Speaker 2: 5 million.
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  Speaker 4: That place is beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like my mother-in-law at the moment. I'd be out of
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  Speaker 4: there like fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my mother-in-law at the moment is house-sitting down there,
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  Speaker 5: and she's in this amazing place, and the beach is
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  Speaker 5: just phenomenal. And she's about 100 metres from the beach.
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  Speaker 4: That's mild.
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  Speaker 5: You go in Gisborne, you could buy the most extraordinary property.
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  Speaker 4: But then you live in Gisborne.
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  Speaker 5: And then, you know, just get high the entire time responsibly.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: Gisborne? That's what they're going to call it when you
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  Speaker 4: move there, man. Yeah, the jizz bin.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah, no, it was a nice far. And I
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  Speaker 2: got a few messages late in the day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, did you? From your daughters, I hope.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good shit.
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  Speaker 6: How early are you supposed to contact your father on
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  Speaker 6: Father's Day?
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  Speaker 4: There should be messages waiting there.
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  Speaker 2: In the morning?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because I called him at 6 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Why, you were a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: But he'd already had his gift from me.
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  Speaker 5: You were already sweating in your fart box.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Sweating in the old fart box, I call it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I've just seen old Keezy there. Yeah, 6 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: Is too late, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: It's quite late.
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  Speaker 3: But I explained it to him.
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  Speaker 6: And I already had a chat with him on the
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  Speaker 6: Saturday when I gave him his gift for the Saturday.
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  Speaker 5: All my girls, of course, are in Australia, so they're
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  Speaker 5: two hours behind. So I've got to give them a
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  Speaker 5: bit of grace.
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  Speaker 4: What about the ones in New Zealand that got up
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  Speaker 4: at 11? 12, I think.
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  Speaker 3: I used to be like that, eh?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, shit, you love it.
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  Speaker 2: Midday, man.
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  Speaker 3: Start real late.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, father. It's not morning.
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  Speaker 4: It's after midday.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: The missus and my daughter got me a– they do
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  Speaker 4: really well. It's actually fast turned into my favorite holiday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because I don't have to do anything, and I refuse
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  Speaker 4: to do anything. Yes. Not entirely.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. I don't have to do anything, but
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  Speaker 3: I refuse to do anything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you do– well– For example, just things like spending
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  Speaker 4: hours cleaning the kitchen and shit. I'm not doing it,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't feel guilty about not doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. Yeah. But got a nice card,
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  Speaker 4: nice card that the daughter makes. Yes, always. I've decided
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  Speaker 4: I've got to keep those. I should be keeping those
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  Speaker 4: because I'm only going to get about 25 of them,
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  Speaker 4: 30 if I'm lucky, and then I'll be dead. It'll
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  Speaker 4: be quite nice to see those, have those over the years.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, just biff it, man.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. And then the missus got me, they have this
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  Speaker 4: mobile sauna. Mobile sauna on a beach.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I went over to that and then you do
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  Speaker 4: a cold plunge in the ocean. So we all went over, missus,
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  Speaker 4: mum and sister are staying as well as the brother.
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  Speaker 4: So we all went over there and went into the
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  Speaker 4: sauna there. Bunch of young folks there jabbering away like
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  Speaker 4: it was a fucking cafe. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not on, man. Blah, blah, blah,
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  Speaker 4: top of the lungs, yada, yada, yada. There was a
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  Speaker 4: couple next to me talking about they're going to go skiing.
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  Speaker 4: Might go skiing, this, that, and the other. A couple
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  Speaker 4: of young women there, or woman, I thought. And then
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  Speaker 4: one of them starts saying, oh, it's my mum's 50th
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  Speaker 4: next month. I was like, fucking what? How is that possible?
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  Speaker 4: I'm about three years older than you. How can it
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  Speaker 4: be possible that your mum has... Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, maybe it's a Hoiti J39 situation.
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  Speaker 4: It could be.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, man?
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  Speaker 3: That you look way younger than... Wait, what?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you look young for your age.
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  Speaker 4: Something like that. Yeah, so it's a bit of a
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  Speaker 4: shock to the system, but 50th is now next month.
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to it. But you guys aren't going
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  Speaker 4: to be here. I'm having a massive party, but you guys...
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  Speaker 4: will be away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure you're not having a small party and
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  Speaker 3: then a really big one next year?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so to say. That's what I overheard at his
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  Speaker 4: office today. Did you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't actually want to do anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's Wellington Paranormal. I don't like parties.
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  Speaker 4: He wants everyone to come to his house. No, I
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  Speaker 4: just need you to come along, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to say it.
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  Speaker 4: I just need you to do a speech.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Just quick 10 or 15 minutes. Yeah, no worries.
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  Speaker 2: How much are you paying?
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: Bet old me. You guys could MC it.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't we do a brainstorm for the party?
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  Speaker 2: Don't fucking... Get.
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  Speaker 3: Kate to run it. Toddy will be there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Toddy will be there. It was great. I love
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: a Father's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. They change, of course, over the years as your
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: kids get older.
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  Speaker 4: I don't imagine I'll see... Yeah, there'll be 15 years
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  Speaker 4: that I get nothing.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, it's... Nice to be acknowledged. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now and then. Well, not now and then. Once a year.
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  Speaker 2: Once a year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: My mum rang me too.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, did she?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But not about Father's Day.
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  Speaker 4: No, just about her own ailments, I would have thought.
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  Speaker 2: Some ailments.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes. And also got up in the morning and
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: watched the rugby. I was up.
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  Speaker 2: At three in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. Same.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: And I went. I'm not watching the rugby.
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  Speaker 4: Same.
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  Speaker 2: And I went back to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And then watched it at 11.30.
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: Wow. And you didn't find out the result?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we went out for breakfast.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't come across it there at all?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody having a mind? I had a bit of a scroll.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, there was a South African guy ahead of us
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: talking about, he was going, talking to his kids, no bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: And he was saying, you know.
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  Speaker 7: For 20 years, I've had to live with the fact
• 11:50
  Speaker 7: that we've been beating the All Blacks and they come
• 11:53
  Speaker 7: back in the last 10 minutes and they always beat
• 11:55
  Speaker 7: us in the last 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, and I went, put things in my ears.
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he had already given it away by then.
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  Speaker 3: It was like when Jase accidentally ruined Alone for you.
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I've only got one episode left, Keezy.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: I haven't ruined it, have I?
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: Well, not yet, no. It's down to the final three. God,
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: it's a great show.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: It's good, eh?
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: I absolutely love it. It's hard not to fucking watch it.
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: You should watch it, Casey.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: My wife wants to watch it.
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should. It's so, so good.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I probably will. Yeah. It's right up her alley.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've just had a bit where an old mate
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: comes across that wallaby-like creature, you know?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what are they called?
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Pompa... Something melon.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: Paddy melon.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Paddy melon.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Which is funny because it just looks like a fucking wallaby.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: But they're thick as shit from the looks of it.
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: And I'm surprised, you know, he's just holding on to it.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: He's not trying to get away. I'm not trying to
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: get away or anything. It's really good. And he's, you know,
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: we're getting close, obviously, and he's held himself together incredibly well.
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: There's one guy that wants to leave after about five
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: days because he misses his family so much.
• 13:05
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: And then this guy, the Kiwi guy, is about 35 days.
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: He's like, Oh yeah, I just had my first pang
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: of missing the family this morning. He is the most Kiwi.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: He's absolutely magnificent. And the other guy that's a Bushman
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: as well is great too. It's great, great stuff.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Especially when he couldn't shit for so long.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: I'm getting a bit worried about this.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: And I was looking at this bottle thinking, yeah, I
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: could maybe, I mean, you probably don't need to hear that.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: Do a homemade enema. And he's just cracking up going,
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: I just don't want to be the guy that's having
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: to get medically evacuated because he can't take a shit.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: But then he took a shit Keezy, so it was
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: all good.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: He took a massive Keezy steamer.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Or as we call it, a massive Keezy. This is
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: the show, 47 Weekdays Radio Hodaki.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Dude!
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Dude!