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Toilet Tales: Wild & Gross Stories from Public Restrooms · Kat & JJ

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  It's the Playhouse Podcast with Kat and JJ. Can you believe it?
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  I missed everything. Missed the show? What am I going to do?
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  Check out the daily podcast. You went to work and then you saw what?
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  That was just freaking odd, like strange.
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  We opened up the phones for these kind of conversations early this morning and
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  you definitely didn't disappoint.
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  Those are coming up in just a couple of seconds as we open up the podcast. Here we go.
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  What is the single strangest thing that's happened to you in a public restroom? All right.
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  So this flashback happened and I'm like, we got to talk about it because so
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  many people run into weirdos or weird things happening in the bathroom all the time.
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  But my mom was like, I want to go to the university's arboretum this fall and
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  I want to make cornucopias.
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  I want to take this class. And I'm like, I actually have done that before with
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  some guys that I used to work for. I used to work for a group home and I took
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  them on like a day date and we were having a great time.
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  And then one of them had to go to the bathroom and I'm like,
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  okay, well, he's been in there for a while. So I told the other one,
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  go check on him, see if everything is okay.
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  And the other one just opened the door super wide and one of the guys was just
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  sitting crisscross applesauce, retying his shoes because he liked to do that
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  like several times a day. On the dirty bathroom floor.
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  All like the shoelace out and then he would, you know, put it back.
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  And it was just one of his little quirks.
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  And so he gave him his time. But I'm sure anybody that walked in saw this grown
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  man in his horny. Crisscross applesauce. Crisscross applesauce.
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  Yes. And who knows what was on the floor, but I'm sure that that was pretty odd for them.
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  But I want to know, what is the strangest thing that you've seen in the bathroom?
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  It was me having to use check blanks to wipe my butt because there was no toilet paper.
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  Yes. I was in the Mall of America, and all I could get my hands on was check blanks.
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  I was in one of the little itty-bitty side bathrooms, and there was no toilet
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  paper in any of the stalls, and there weren't any paper towels because they
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  had all hand dryers. Is that not the most debilitating feeling?
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  How many of us actually check? Like, I have...
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  Started to check, but sometimes I'll forget. And that's the worst thing to get
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  caught up in. It's crippling.
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  It is. It's like, oh, no, I got to do the shuffle to the next.
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  And what bothered me the worst out of all that is I had paid the extra to get
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  like the balloons on my checks.
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  They weren't just regular checks. I paid for good fun.
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  Oh, they had a design on them? Yeah, they had a design on them.
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  And I'm like, I am wasting money wiping my
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  butt with these checks and there's no way to
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  make a check blank feel like a double ply charman
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  yeah there's just no way so our question to you is
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  in a public restroom what is the single weirdest thing you've ever seen how's
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  lucy doing today good i noticed you got to us right away when we were asking
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  for calls about the public bathroom what you got so we were actually on vacation
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  in tennessee and And luckily, it didn't happen to me,
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  but I was waiting for my husband and my son to get out of the bathroom.
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  And so they're taking forever. I'm like, what is the holdup?
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  So then I actually looked on my phone, and he had sent me a picture of the inside of this bathroom.
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  And it was mortifying. There were feces everywhere, like on the wall.
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  Over the toilet, the garbage can.
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  So do you think it was like deliberately done or someone just had the worst day ever?
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  It honestly looks like the worst day ever. Like, they must have,
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  like, leaned forward to the side, backwards onto the wall, up the wall,
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  and, like... So why were they in there for so long? Why were they in there for so long?
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  Because they think they didn't know what to do. I think they probably...
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  It was so much poop, it stopped their forward progress. I can hear the psycho music, you know?
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  I bet they were just, like, looking around everywhere they looked,
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  splatter, splatter, splatter.
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  Do you by chance, Lucy, still have that picture on your phone?
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  I'm actually looking at it now because I was like, I'm pretty sure I still have it.
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  Will you please text that when you get done talking to us? Will you please text
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  that to this very same number so we can see it?
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  I don't know why we want to. Yeah, I got to see this. I got to see it.
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  You're the best. I hope you have a great morning. Thanks for helping us out. The worst bathroom.
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  Yeah, it looks like somebody was really having a bad day. That doesn't look intentional.
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  That's crazy. It looks like they barely made it into the stall,
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  and then everything blew out as they were trying to sit down.
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  But, like, then, after, you know what? You got to be a decent human and clean it up.
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  Somebody goes, pull their trousers up, and they're like, I'm out of here.
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  I'm not sticking around for that. Yuck.
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  And I don't blame them, because there's a heavy amount right there.
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  Thanks, Lucy, for the picture. I appreciate it. Hi, Hannah. How are you?
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  I am good. We appreciate you joining the show. We're great too.
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  Thank you. As we're talking about the single weirdest thing you've seen in a
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  public restroom, what do you got for us?
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  So I was, oh man, this is probably 15 years ago.
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  I was working at a convenience store and this younger gal and I were on the
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  closing shift and we were cleaning bathrooms, cleaning the store,
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  mopping and everything.
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  And we had cleaned both bathrooms and I just smelled the worst.
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  Yeah, we get it. The worst smell ever.
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  Okay. And I'm like, we have scrubbed these bathrooms, scrubbed these toilets.
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  And I'm asking her, I'm like, where is this coming from?
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  And we were in there and we looked up and there was a massive cow pie on the ceiling.
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  And I was like, how does that even happen?
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  So someone grabbed it and just launched it onto the ceiling.
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  Yep, I looked at her. I said, I don't get good enough for this, and neither do you.
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  We walked out. I'm like, no, thank you. I don't even know where to begin to
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  clear that. I don't know.
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  Was this like a regular ceiling or was it like a tile drop ceiling so you could
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  probably grab it down if you had to?
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  No, no, it was a sheetrock painted.
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  How long does something like that hang up there?
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  Oh, Hannah, go ahead. Repeat what you just last said, because your phone kind of cut out.
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  I said, will you repeat what you last said, because your phone kind of cut out? I didn't hear it.
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  Oh, no, I thought it was a nice painted sheetrock ceiling. It was a two-stall
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  bathroom, not even a single stall.
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  Like, somebody just pooped in their hand and threw it off the ceiling.
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  People are such primates. What is wrong with people? Yeah, that is a perfect
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  question, and we'll never get the answer. But, you know, I'm not a big proponent
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  of people saying I don't get paid enough to handle that.
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  But that is that's one of those scenarios that it works with. Well played, Hannah.
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  Hey, thanks for the call. We really appreciate you. You too.
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  I got Denise on line three.
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  We got a bathroom story for us. Last weekend, I was with my girlfriend and I had to use the bathroom.
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  And, you know, I'm expecting nobody to be there. And there's this girl completely
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  just in her bra and her underwear.
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  What? drying her clothes under the hand dryer.
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  And it's just one of those situations where you walk in and you're like, did I, where am I?
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  Did I walk into somebody's bedroom? Or like, what is going on?
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  And the worst part is that we both made eye contact and then it's like,
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  do I continue using the bathroom? Do I walk out?
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  And it was just like the weirdest, most like randomest thing ever.
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  Well, what was your next move? You made eye contact? Did you just go into a stall?
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  And you're like, well, I'm just going to let her do her thing. She went into a stall.
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  I went into a stall and just kept looking at my feet like I could get out of
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  there. Good morning. I'm JJ House Cat.
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  I am fine. I left my yogurt and banana in the car. So there's that. I'll do you one better.
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  I've been here since 12, 15 a.m. Why would that even be a thing? Take a guess.
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  Take a guess. What would get a guy like me to come to work after 90 minutes
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  of sleep? Snoring. No. Oh.
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  The station went off the air? No.
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  One more guess. Oh, my God. You have to leave early. No. So you had to get stuff
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  done. All right. I'm out of guesses.
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  You ever had a point in your life where you realized you were the only one in
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  your existence that has common human courtesy?
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  No. Okay, here's where I'm living. Okay. My wife, anytime and during the weekend
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  that she wants to sleep in, there is not a peep on our two and a half acre property.
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  You put on your marshmallow shoes and you let her sleep.
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  That's really nice. My 17-year-old son comes home after football and hockey practice last night.
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  To let my wife know quietly that I'm home. So I always thought,
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  you know what would be a good idea? Leave a light on.
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  When the children get home, they can shut the light off and then you know they're home.
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  My wife not only has to have the light on right outside our bedroom window or
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  door, but then they have to come in and talk to her.
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  So at this point, after I was drained after a 16-hour workday yesterday,
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  my wife and son decide to go into a 30-minute verbal sparring session about
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  everything that's happened in their life because she hadn't seen him all day. They were catching up.
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  Catching up. Yeah. 12 and a half inches away from my ear. And you just couldn't
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  go back to bed. Couldn't go back to bed.
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  Listen, I got a guy. I'll get you some stuff. I don't, what,
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  like, and then how am I going to wake up three hours later?
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  You just got it. I just, I hit a point where this morning where I went,
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  nobody has any GD courtesy anymore in this whole world.
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  Why don't you go sleep in another bedroom?
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  I'm going to have to go sleep in another building. Yeah.
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  Like that's kind of where it's gotten to. Like, I just can't believe I would
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  have never in a hundred thousand years walked into my parents' bedroom and had
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  a full on conversation at 11 o'clock at nine knowing my dad was going to get up in three hours.
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  It's so crazy that you just couldn't go find somewhere else to sleep.
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  You have another long day today.
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  I was already up, and this was like a 20-minute conversation.
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  I sat there going, any chance you guys can have this conversation outside the bedroom?
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  No, they were both fairly comfortable. So I'm the sacrificial lamb for sleep,
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  and I feel like my head is just wavy right now.
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  Because over the last, I don't know, 36 hours, I've got three hours of sleep.
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  You should door dash us both coffee.
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  Today's going to be a trip. If you are ever thinking like, hey,
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  something could go down on their show. Yeah. That's really unpredictable.
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  Today, I think it's it. Wow. This is going to be an exciting ride.
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  I can hardly wait. Yeah. Should be a good one.
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  Go ahead. I had, well, speaking of long conversations, too long of a conversation
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  with my mom who self-diagnosed herself.
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  Thanks to Google. Oh, what does she have? She has diabetes.
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  So it was. I don't think she has type 2 diabetes. No, she's very frightened.
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  She ticks all the boxes because she went out with some girlfriends and she had
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  two surf sides and a huge carrot cake.
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  And then at midnight, she woke up. Of course, that was a lot of sugar.
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  She woke up and she chugged, no joke, eight glasses of water.
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  And I peed like four times. And I said, Siri, what is happening?
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  And Siri says, you have diabetes. And so she is, like, this close to going into
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  urgent care. She calls my sister.
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  My sister's like, this is more for, like,
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  a physician. Why don't you go schedule a physician appointment?
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  It's not going to be an urgent care. Just lay back on the sugar a little bit,
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  Jan, and you're going to be fine.
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  And then she's like, I mean, she is the perfect example of a cut to you're going to die.
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  I told her never to lead a TED Talk. One of her students was spraying some body
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  spray, and she goes, you're going to grow a beard.
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  The girl goes, what? She goes, yeah, studies are back that all the girls that
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  used body sprays heavily back in the 90s, they all have hashed beards and facial hair.
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  And I'm like, actually, I was like, whoa, who did that study?
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  I need to hear more on that.
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  And she's responsible for the education of our youth. Yes, she's like, she's frightening.
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  Every day I realize a little bit more and more about the people that I thought
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  were kind of weird. They were homeschooling their kids. I'm like,
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  you guys are probably doing it right.
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  Who's going to get the bingo today is the big question. Bingo.
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  How far? Last week, someone lost an eye at bingo. Bingo. Bingo what bingo?
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  Bingo. Bingo. All right. On the hunt for somebody listening who.
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  Who has a fun, maybe creative way that you came up with your kid's name.
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  This woman is trying so hard to get her brother to reconsider what he's naming
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  his kid. What kind of name is that anyhow, huh?
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  Brisket. So he was out smoking meat.
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  He's like, I know. I'm having a son, and we're going to name him Brisket.
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  I like the episode of Seinfeld where George wants to name his kids seven because
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  it's Mickey Mantle's number, and then somebody else falls in love with it.
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  He tells the wrong people, and they're like, we're going to use it, George.
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  We're using it. And then he's like, no, no, no, use soda.
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  Use soda. Seven or soda. Soda. The only options out there.
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  So you have a very creative way of coming up with your kid's name.
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  Still for the life of me, I don't know where I came up with my kid's middle name.
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  Can't even tell you. Merit. I didn't smoke Merit's. I was a Turkish gold gal.
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  Classic. And I did not smoke while I was pregnant. It was like, I just don't know.
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  We were like yelling stuff, sticking whatever stuck to the wall.
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  And that was it. I have never met a Merit my entire life.
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  Derek doesn't know how to spell it. And Liam forgets most days.
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  So it's just kind of there. So meaningful. First certificate.
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  I'm on the hunt this morning for anyone listening who just had a really horrible Halloween.
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  I mean, if you think about it, Halloween is the worst day ever.
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  With all of the bad. Think about all of the bad movies and killing and death that happens.
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  It's the worst day. It's never, hey, some guy with a big chainsaw is going to
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  come kill you on May 14th.
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  It's always October 31st. You never have a 0% chance.
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  But I want to know about the horrible thing that happened to you on Halloween.
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  If you had a really bad Halloween, or maybe you're somebody listening who has
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  got that weird baby name, got to call now, okay? Bingo!
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  Last week, someone lost an eye at bingo. Bingo! Bingo what? Bingo!
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  Bingo! So, Nate is first through, but we've got to try and figure out first,
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  is he somebody listening who?
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  Who had a fun way that they came up with naming their child. or children.
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  Like brisket. Yeah. But just grilling. I know somebody, this is a cousin of
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  mine, like a distant cousin, but they named their daughter Zelda.
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  Because they played the video game. Yeah, after the Legend of and then...
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  You played that all the time. I liked it, but it wasn't, Zelda wasn't the name.
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  Zelda was the princess you were trying to capture, or not capture,
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  but release. Are you sure it wasn't called Zelda? Yeah, it was the Legend of Zelda.
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  Legend of Zelda. Yeah, but Zelda, the name of the character was something else.
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  The guy with the little pointy ears anyways I'm on the hunt for anyone listening
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  who had a horrible horrible Halloween
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  with it right around the corner and they make all the movies that are
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  just the worst day of the year is October 31st and
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  I take a little offense to it because my birthday is only like a week before
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  that that's kind of my time of the year so don't jump up on that Nate which
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  one do you fit this morning uh I don't have kids but I named one of my cats
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  fridge okay well sure why not it absolutely does not count.
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  I don't know if you were listening, but we'll go with it. Let's talk about your
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  cat fridge. Why? Just because it's fat as hell?
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  Oh, no. The one day or first day I brought him home, he jumped right in the
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  fridge and I was like, that's your name. There it is.
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  It almost named itself, huh? So you would have named it washing machine if it
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  had jumped in there. Yeah.
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  Oh, yeah, for sure. All right. Well, I can't believe you hung on four minutes
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  to tell us that story, but you're a real trooper, Nate. Have a great morning.
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  Yeah, okay, take care. I feel like the world is just. This is great.
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  We're tilted right now. Hi, Aaliyah. How are you?
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  Good. How are you? Good. You got a bingo for us this morning that might be more
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  interesting? Maybe. Okay, shoot.
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  Okay, so basically, I got home from trick-or-treating, and this happened two years ago.
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  Anyways, so I was getting some clothes ready for the next day,
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  and my dresser drawer fell on my toe, and I just screamed, and my mom came in
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  like, what, what happened?
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  And my toenail was, it was off of my foot.
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  Oh, my God. You're going to be like my mom. I take my mom to go get pedicures,
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  and the poor women have to paint a skin square on her big toe.
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  No, it doesn't always not come back, because I lost a toenail in a lawnmower
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  accident a couple years ago, and mine came back.
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  It only chopped off one toenail? No, it didn't chop anything off.
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  It was just I was mowing barefooted like a stupid idiot, and it flipped onto
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  my foot, ripped my toenail completely off. Did yours grow back, Aaliyah?
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  Yeah. Okay, good. It's not all weird.
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  Yeah, it's not all weird, but I was getting scared because it did look like yellow at first.
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  Jaundice. Yeah, but it's fine
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  now. All right. Good stuff. Have a great morning. Thanks for checking in.
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  You too. Bye. Yeah. Best bingo ever. Best ever.
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  More tickets to check out Cardi B coming up Wednesday morning during our live
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  show, but we're going to do them right away at 6.05 a.m.
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  So if that concert sounds good to you, be here for those.
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  And then about 8.40, do you have anything like taxidermied in your home?
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  You have to hear what's going on with one of our listeners who has something
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  new that they want to kind of add to the repertoire, but it doesn't seem like
• 18:35
  it's going to happen because of the wife.
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  So you got to hear that about 8.40 Wednesday morning. Right now,
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  let's finish off our podcast, guys.
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  Did you see how many dead birds were on the sidewalk yesterday?
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  No, no, no, no. Did you see that?
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  Oh, that one building next to ours that has just like black glass.
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  They must not see it. You think they were hitting it? All of them.
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  Oh my gosh. Bird after bird after bird.
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  Way to go. It was like, yeah, Friday the 13th. It was really weird.
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  I want to know today, what's the craziest thing you've seen at work? And here's why.
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  I have a friend named Brian And I've heard him tell this story more than once,
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  but he used to work at a movie theater when he was in his teens.
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  And they had a bunch of homeless people that would basically buy a ticket kind
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  of like early in the like when they open up at noon.
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  And they get a matinee ticket and then they just kind of go from theater to
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  theater and they'd eat people's leftover popcorn.
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  And they'd, you know, kind of be inside, especially during the cold winter months.
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  And he said none of it really bothered any of the people that were like ushers
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  or cleaning and stuff like that. He said except for one guy that they called
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  Santa because he looked like Santa.
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  But he said he walked out of a theater once.
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  And right next to the turn for the bathroom, Santa was just taking a whiz in the hallway.
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  All right. And he goes, dude, the bathroom's right there.
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  And he said the guy just smiled at him and went, hey, waved at him and just
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  finished his whiz and then went right back into the movie theater.
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  And you thought, you don't give a damn.
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  People that do that, they have nothing else to give.
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  Like, you know, Finding Nemo 2 just finished. You're going to close down the theater.
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  You're going to clean it out. And you walk out. There's this guy just taking
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  a leak in the hallway. And you go, hey, what do you do? And he goes, hey.
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  And then that's it. So I want to know, what's the single weirdest thing that's
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  ever happened to you at work?
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  All right. Well, you dipped out. It was a summer day. You dipped out early per usual.
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  And I am sitting here and I hear a ruckus. I hear a ruckus upstairs.
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  A man is pacing back and forth, looking down here, pointing at the studio.
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  And I think it's like a fan that is just overzealous, not angry.
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  So I leave the studio to say, hello, thanks for listening.
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  And I just hear, get out here, JJ, show your face, get out here.
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  And he's pounding on the windows upstairs, later finding out that he had reached
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  in his pants and smeared fecal matter on the window, going outside.
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  And thankfully he was dressed in something that normal people don't wear.
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  They were like tie-dyed Zubas and this neon sweatshirt.
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  But he was looking for you. Built for comfort.
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  And they caught up with him. He didn't get too far.
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  In 30 minutes, he only got like a block and a half.
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  He had to keep stopping to smear. I don't know what you said.
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  I don't know either. I don't know what you did, but you made him mad that day.
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  That stands out for you, the single weirdest thing you've seen at work. Yeah.
• 21:39
  Yeah, that's pretty weird. It doesn't get any more weird than that.
• 21:42
  Nick, what's the weirdest thing you've seen at work?
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  I worked at a restaurant, and we had a very multi-cultured staff.
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  And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this guy from Cuba and this guy from Italy
• 21:53
  started swinging fists at each other.
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  The guy from Italy pulls out a knife and starts swinging it at the guy from
• 21:58
  Cuba, and I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
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  And one of the managers tells me that it was over the World Cup soccer. Oh, yeah, World Cup.
• 22:05
  People lose their frigging mind over the World Cup, so I get that.
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  Thank you very much. Beth, you're up next.
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  Single thing, weirdest thing you've ever seen at work?
• 22:14
  I worked at a vet clinic as a vet assistant, and I saw a C-section of a dog. Oh, C-section of a dog.
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  Interesting. Interesting. Weird. I would think that that would be a thing if
• 22:25
  they weren't able to come out the normal way.
• 22:27
  Alex, you saw what at work that you just deemed super weird.
• 22:31
  I used to work at the movie theater here in town, and there was a person that
• 22:37
  was watching a movie that had, let's put this politely for the radio,
• 22:42
  explosive diarrhea, and I had to clean up the mess in the theater after that.
• 22:47
  There it is. We have a winner. Ish.
• 22:51
  Diarrhea is always going to be the winner. Diarrhea will always reign supreme.
• 22:55
  Anything that comes out of a human, I think, and you have to clean it up,
• 22:58
  is awful. But I did see just like magic at work.
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  I had taken Liam to Chipotle and this was when like he'd just make himself gag
• 23:08
  for no reason. It was between two and four years old. And so you never knew
• 23:12
  when he was going to do it.
• 23:14
  And he got like a grain of rice on the wrong part of the tongue and he was like,
• 23:18
  and then threw up on the ground and they came by with this dust and it turned
• 23:24
  the vomit into like powder.
• 23:26
  Sure. And they just swept it up. It was pretty incredible.
• 23:29
  Have you gotten to that point in your life yet where you have different friend groups per season?
• 23:35
  Not per season, but like in my life right now, I have different compartments
• 23:40
  of friends. Mine are all based on sports seasons.
• 23:43
  Yeah, they really are. Yeah, that can come and go for sure. But I got this text
• 23:47
  during my show from a girl named we're just going to call her G.
• 23:50
  And she just texted and it started getting my brain going. I'm like,
• 23:53
  I have this. And she says, my husband is wondering. He just asked the question.
• 23:58
  Why don't I meet up with my work friends and my regular life friends at the same time?
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  And she said she couldn't answer him. worlds collide.
• 24:08
  Is that it? Yeah. It's like you want to talk shop with your friends that you
• 24:13
  see all the time at work and then maybe you only see your girlfriends once a
• 24:18
  month because it's the date that works out for everybody.
• 24:21
  The girlfriends will judge you secretly if they see your work friends because
• 24:26
  they're not your typical kind of friends.
• 24:27
  You're just friends with them at work. They might be a little bit older.
• 24:30
  They might maybe you're younger and you don't have kids, But all of a sudden
• 24:33
  this work friend has kids and they've been married for 30 years or they're not
• 24:39
  like your friend friends.
• 24:41
  Have you ever mixed friend groups and it just didn't turn out well?
• 24:45
  I don't think I have had where like worlds collided and it was just pure drama.
• 24:51
  But there were points when like things were kind of awkward and you're like.
• 24:55
  I had it happen to me the summer after my freshman year in college.
• 24:59
  College I had I moved away and I didn't really
• 25:02
  keep in touch with anybody that that I
• 25:04
  was high school friends with and then I had a
• 25:07
  couple of friends from college come stay with us for like a
• 25:10
  week and I got them to meet my high school
• 25:12
  friends and when those worlds collided because the high school knows the real
• 25:17
  JJ my friends for 11 years yeah and then all of a sudden I have the one friends
• 25:22
  that are like oh we know this guy and then they meet and it was like it was
• 25:27
  like when the ocean water meets the sea water or the river water.
• 25:32
  And there's that like weird dance that they got going on. Have you ever been through this?
• 25:37
  Give us a call. You want to recap that text real quick that we got yesterday?
• 25:40
  Yeah. From a girl, we're just going to call her G. She's requested.
• 25:44
  And she just simply said like her husband asked her a question the other day
• 25:47
  that she couldn't quite answer.
• 25:49
  And it was, why don't you go out for happy hour with both friend groups?
• 25:55
  So she has her work friend group and then she has her
• 25:58
  normal life friend group and she's like i didn't know
• 26:00
  how to answer that it just like instinctually you
• 26:04
  don't want to blend those worlds when worlds collide
• 26:07
  when worlds collide and i have so many different like
• 26:10
  kinds of girlfriends that offer me so much individually i don't know how they
• 26:15
  would mix together i mean it's worth a try i can have like a little um pure
• 26:20
  romance party i've had a how it goes i've had that's a lot of pressure You know
• 26:24
  where I've had this happen the most of my life is when I do like a golf scramble.
• 26:29
  You know, so it'll be like a youth sports organization, golf scramble,
• 26:32
  and I'll have to get like three other guys together. So like I'll bring like
• 26:35
  your husband and then all of a sudden like maybe another coaching buddy or a
• 26:38
  baseball friend that I have that he's never met before.
• 26:41
  And it's never been bad, but you could, but it's just an awkward presentation
• 26:45
  when you're like, all right.
• 26:47
  Because you know both of them really well, but they don't know each other well.
• 26:50
  And then you got to, you know, they probably will take up most of the time getting
• 26:55
  to know each other and then boom, it's over. Hey, Hannah, you've had worlds
• 26:58
  collide here, right? Definitely.
• 27:00
  I think that everybody has different groups depending on where you are in life.
• 27:06
  And I just keep that separated.
• 27:09
  And I do that as well. I think that there are certain people like all of my girlfriends.
• 27:14
  I have a really great group of girlfriends right now, but I love to meet with
• 27:18
  them one on one because I get something different from each one of them.
• 27:22
  And I would say if you have like your core work group and then you have your
• 27:26
  core outside group that maybe people that you've known for a long time,
• 27:30
  they're different, right?
• 27:32
  Definitely. It's super different. For me, I have the group that I grew up with,
• 27:37
  went to school with, you know, I've known them for years and years and years.
• 27:40
  So they've seen me grow into the person I am. And then I have my professional group.
• 27:44
  And that, I think, is a little bit different.
• 27:46
  I mean, I work with these people every day. We know about each other's personal
• 27:50
  lives because there's always that, especially at work, there's always that situation
• 27:56
  where you tell your coworker or your friend everything they tell you.
• 28:00
  So you know more about their personal life than you would ever.
• 28:03
  And with the friends growing up, I think it's a little bit different because
• 28:06
  we've known each other for so long.
• 28:08
  Sometimes it's not as easy to say, oh, my God, this and this happened or blah,
• 28:12
  blah, blah. But with somebody you work with, because it's such a different group,
• 28:17
  you open up and you know everything about them.
• 28:20
  They know everything about you and your neighbors and whoever.
• 28:22
  And it's just, I mean, I think it's hilarious, but that's just me. No, you know what?
• 28:26
  I was going to think that a different way for this is guys that I went to college
• 28:32
  with or I played ball in college when they meet my children.
• 28:37
  Because I am nothing.
• 28:39
  This point in my life, I am nothing like I was when I knew those guys.
• 28:44
  So them to see you as a dad is probably pretty trippy. As somebody who is pseudo
• 28:49
  responsible as a father of three. Yeah.
• 28:52
  Is very weird. And then when they, their initial reaction is to look at any
• 28:56
  one of my kids and want to pull them aside and go, you know what your dad did? Yeah.
• 29:00
  And I'm like, no, no, no, that's not, that's a long time ago.
• 29:02
  That's another life. Stuff like that. Yeah.