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THIS KAREN DESTROYED A WHOLE STORE · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: You kissed my ear hole.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, those are the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you do such a thing? Welcome to our
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  Speaker 1: new house.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Today, we are reacting to Karens in the Wild.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, Karens and Kyles are my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: They drink Dasani water. Oh, only psychopaths drink Dasani. Except
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  Speaker 2: if you're not a psychopath and you drink Dasani and
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  Speaker 2: you're a great person.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be a great person and drink Dasani water.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's personal preference. It tastes like burning battery assholes.
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  Speaker 2: Aquafina is not much better. You know what is good? Evian.
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  Speaker 2: Evian's decent.
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  Speaker 4: Should we make a video of us judging people who,
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  Speaker 4: like pictures of people and guessing what kind of water
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  Speaker 4: they drink?
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  Speaker 1: Give this video to 10,000 likes and freaking subscribe if
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  Speaker 1: you want us to do that. Subscribe.
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  Speaker 2: We could also do a water taste test.
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  Speaker 4: I almost, like, don't want to, though, because I know
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  Speaker 4: I am, like, so particular when it comes to water.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling 911.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 3: 911's going to help her.
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  Speaker 1: I guess five times I've told you my name and
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  Speaker 1: my birthday. Calm down. Because they want her to repeat.
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  Speaker 1: Give me your license.
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  Speaker 2: Give me your license.
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  Speaker 1: I'll pull it up. I know what she sounds like,
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  Speaker 1: but she- LaVon, I can't understand the shit you're screaming.
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  Speaker 1: Cuz she's had to repeat herself twice. Cuz she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I told you my name and my address. Karen attacks judge.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna go over.
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  Speaker 1: Your business has nothing to.
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  Speaker 6: Do with- Miss Hardwick, you will be held in contempt
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  Speaker 6: of this court if you become disruptive.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I haven't done anything to this court.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't done anything to him. She will be arrested
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  Speaker 1: for contempt of court. You will serve ten days for
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  Speaker 1: contempt of court. Go now.
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  Speaker 7: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: She's serving more than ten days.
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  Speaker 1: Now, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: That is assault.
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  Speaker 1: That is assault!
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  Speaker 2: You can only Karen so hard until it just comes
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  Speaker 2: back to it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see it? Like, she was fine, and she was, like, vibrating,
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  Speaker 1: and then it erupted.
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  Speaker 2: Karens have this weird level where it just, like, there's
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  Speaker 2: always a Karen, but then there's, like, Super Karen. And
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  Speaker 2: if you, like, get into the super can.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's the kind of woman that, like, you've
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  Speaker 4: worn those pants for five days and that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: If it don't smell like crotch, you're wearing it. That's
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  Speaker 1: that kind of woman.
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  Speaker 2: That's her.
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  Speaker 8: I just pulled into McDonald's and this lady is holding
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  Speaker 8: this spot in front of this van for her husband
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  Speaker 8: to cut us all in the drive-thru so she can
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  Speaker 8: get her McDonald's first.
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  Speaker 1: There is a line for.
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  Speaker 8: A f * * * ing reason.
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  Speaker 1: You do not do that!
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  Speaker 3: It's like when you're at the drive-thru and you get
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  Speaker 3: anxiety because the person beside you is going to pull ahead,
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  Speaker 3: but it's actually.
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  Speaker 2: Your turn to pull ahead. Like, that's what that is, like,
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  Speaker 2: on steroids.
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  Speaker 1: I am a disturbed person. When I'm in the director,
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  Speaker 1: what would you explain what I'm like in those.
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  Speaker 3: So upset if somebody buds in line, you know, they
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  Speaker 3: have the doubles now. So you have the double drive three,
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  Speaker 3: take your order. She's driving through, she's taking her order.
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  Speaker 3: The other person's now ordering.
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  Speaker 2: On the other side.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like the car in front, isn't quite gone yet
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  Speaker 3: to let her in, but then it finally moves forward.
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  Speaker 2: But that person, that other person that's also done taking
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  Speaker 2: their order. has flown in front.
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  Speaker 1: And then they know they're in the wrong, because you
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  Speaker 1: go out to the window and they're like, are you
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  Speaker 1: the one with the 10-piece McNuggets?
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, no, that's the person behind me. No, actually,
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  Speaker 2: I had the order after that one.
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  Speaker 4: No, you know what else I hate is when you
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  Speaker 4: both pull up, and this person came like 10 minutes,
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  Speaker 4: and they just keep taking the order of the person
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  Speaker 4: over here, and you're sitting in your car getting angrier
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  Speaker 4: and angrier, and they're like, hello, how may I help you?
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, I've been here for 11 years.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a cheeseburger in paradise.
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  Speaker 7: They're playing.
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  Speaker 5: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the park is for. I never saw a
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  Speaker 1: car in here before. It's a park.
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  Speaker 7: What bothers me is you have a little kid in
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  Speaker 7: here who just doesn't have a driver's license.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: You're not with him. There's nothing worse. Like, if you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be a Karen, you're being a Karen.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're being a Karen that doesn't have a clue,
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  Speaker 3: that's like level 99. These kids don't have a driver's
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  Speaker 3: license ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to impound the.
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  Speaker 3: Vehicle there Let me see your license and registration, please
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  Speaker 3: Pulls on that cord to stop the bus so hard
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  Speaker 3: trying to rip the doors open.
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  Speaker 2: I'll kill myself to get off this bus.
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  Speaker 9: Here you go bitch get out Oh, that was.
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  Speaker 10: Just You know what though she did pull though and
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  Speaker 10: they didn't stop at her stop like I get a
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  Speaker 10: little bit imagine you have a bad day you work
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  Speaker 10: 1374 hours and then they're just rushing at you.
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  Speaker 2: Long shift I don't think that's.
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  Speaker 1: Legal You came to find your kids, right?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I know the feeling. You know what's the worst?
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  Speaker 3: The worst is the Woodstock Canadian Tire.
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  Speaker 1: Canadian Tire.
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  Speaker 3: Try and get help at the Woodstock Canadian Tire. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's better now, but like five years ago, it was terrible.
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  Speaker 1: And nobody wants to f * * * your house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what we're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Now y'all got some f.
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  Speaker 8: * * * ing mess up on this.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Just y'all can't find it. Just y'all
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  Speaker 1: can't find it. What's she looking for? What did those
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  Speaker 1: roses do to you? Look, I love this videographer, like,
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  Speaker 1: this is some dedication.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not mad. I'd let her walk on that. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not mad. I mean, she went to next level care, so.
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  Speaker 4: That was too much, but I'm going to tell you
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  Speaker 4: right now, that Canadian Tire, I went in there a
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  Speaker 4: few months ago, and I kept asking different people where
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  Speaker 4: something was, and every single person said a different spot,
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  Speaker 4: and then the last one was like, can you show
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  Speaker 4: me They're like, sure, one sec.
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  Speaker 1: And they never came back.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I hate it when you go on the website
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  Speaker 2: and it says there's however many left and it tells
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  Speaker 2: you what aisle. If it says there's one left, don't
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  Speaker 2: even bother.
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  Speaker 1: Don't bother. It's not there.
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  Speaker 2: She's pissed. He's rolling and she's pissed. She's about to trip.
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  Speaker 2: He's loving.
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  Speaker 3: It.
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  Speaker 1: Look at her run. Look at her run. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm gone.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I even got my mask on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she tried to trip him.
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  Speaker 2: She's trying to trip a skater.
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  Speaker 3: He's just having fun now.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, fine, you want to play? I'll whip this
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  Speaker 2: shit at you.
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  Speaker 1: That lady's mean. Like, that's just like, that's just like,
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  Speaker 1: Someone hurt you.
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  Speaker 2: They all like, oh, I don't want to stereotype Karens.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's plenty of Karens out there I shouldn't stereotype.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to come to the comments and they're going
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  Speaker 1: to have a Karen parade. But they all have.
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  Speaker 2: Patterned yoga pants.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. So many of them. And they wear the little
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  Speaker 1: sweaters and the hats just like her. Yes. I see
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  Speaker 1: them all the time.
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  Speaker 2: And none of it matches ever.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, but their color, like the color kind of goes,
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  Speaker 1: but I see it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see them in Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: And you push a cart by and you're just like,
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  Speaker 1: I know that's one. I know that's one!
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  Speaker 2: Your Caradar's going off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Does it sound like that?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: I think it would just... CARA.
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  Speaker 1: BLOCKS TRAFFIC AND THROWS A FIT!
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  Speaker 3: Oh!
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man, like.
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  Speaker 7: No!
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  Speaker 1: That's so dangerous!
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  Speaker 2: When you care really bad, you do dangerous dumb shit.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't. It's not safe. It's not worth getting angry for.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see that dance coming out of the door?
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  Speaker 2: I do that at the club, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: You must listen to me. I have a gun.
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  Speaker 3: She has her hand here like she has a gun,
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  Speaker 3: but really she's just probably got a sore hip.
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  Speaker 2: From so much carrying. Oh, get out. I got out
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  Speaker 2: last time and tried to tell somebody to do something. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: she's smacking the car.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and take everything in me not to mow her down. Again,
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  Speaker 1: love the baseball cap.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, they always wear baseball caps. What was her issue there?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I didn't even see anything wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe someone.
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  Speaker 1: They started filming for a reason.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe someone smiled at her.
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  Speaker 6: To try and cheer her up.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes that's just enough, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Like, sometimes you smile at people.
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  Speaker 2: Like, hey, I want you to have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: No, you f * * * ing don't!
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  Speaker 2: Why would you say that?
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  Speaker 1: Literally, sometimes you smile at someone and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, I needed that. And sometimes you smile at
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  Speaker 1: people and they're like.
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  Speaker 2: What the f * * * are you happy for?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you so happy? Don't try and make me happy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want any of that.
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  Speaker 1: Is this what you wanted when you took it over?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not here to argue with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you are going to argue with me.
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  Speaker 1: I must argue today. We are your masters. We are
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  Speaker 1: your masters. You are not dismissed. You are a criminal.
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  Speaker 1: And you're not dismissed.
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  Speaker 2: Karen with a megaphone. That's a scary, scary thing.
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  Speaker 1: We're having a baseball cap trend.
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  Speaker 2: You just leave. You just leave.
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  Speaker 8: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: I've had three megaphones.
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  Speaker 2: Karen with a megaphone.
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  Speaker 1: See ya. Hello! I'm here to ruin your day! Can
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  Speaker 1: I do my job, please?
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  Speaker 2: Trying to blow leaves. She's standing in the way.
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  Speaker 7: Get the leaves out of the road!
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God!
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  Speaker 2: What is it, her car or something?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: You're so dumb! I think it's because the leaves were
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  Speaker 1: going on the road a bit.
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  Speaker 2: You're so dumb.
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  Speaker 8: It's like, maybe if you weren't in the way, I
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  Speaker 8: could do this.
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  Speaker 1: It's because they're pulling leaves. Get away from my car.
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  Speaker 1: The car's for my daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Who is that police?
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  Speaker 1: Get out of here!
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  Speaker 2: She's pissed about leaves.
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  Speaker 1: Leaves on her car!
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  Speaker 2: On the leaf floor. Oh, we're missing a good brawl.
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  Speaker 1: Did you.
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  Speaker 4: Hear her?
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  Speaker 2: She's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, like I got it like I get it like
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  Speaker 6: don't blow it like at the car or whatever but
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  Speaker 6: like that car was Literally like nothing like I get
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  Speaker 6: it cars are good.
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  Speaker 1: But like that one looked not great So like what's
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  Speaker 1: what's the leaves gonna do? I need you to stop
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  Speaker 1: with your reasons because it's driving me crazy-sisms.
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  Speaker 3: Don't pretend you're rubbing me nicely and don't want to
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  Speaker 3: choke me.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
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  Speaker 8: Watch as instant karma kicks in.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to jail today, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: He's choked.
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  Speaker 2: The ponies are there.
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  Speaker 1: I love that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I love when the cops are right there, and they're
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  Speaker 2: just like, okay, sir, you're under arrest.
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  Speaker 1: I've lived this. I've lived this. There were two.
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  Speaker 4: Remember when here on the street had two lanes? We
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  Speaker 4: were going down there, and there were these two guys.
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  Speaker 4: They were in Hondas, and they were going in and
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  Speaker 4: out of all the traffic, and everybody was pissed off
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  Speaker 4: with them. So they get up, and we're at the stoplight,
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  Speaker 4: and they're both like... They're going to race, and then
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  Speaker 4: a cop came up through the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. And it was... Magic to watch them get pulled over.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, instant karma. I've also... We should react to that.
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  Speaker 6: That would be our next react.
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  Speaker 7: Instant karma!
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's possessed, buddy. That's not a Karen. That's a demon.
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  Speaker 1: He's running away from her.
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  Speaker 2: He is running away. That's not a Karen. That is
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  Speaker 2: a possession in full force.
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  Speaker 1: That's Karen. She's like....
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  Speaker 3: I will get you away from me with my Karen powers.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm going to make a Karen ball.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't like my Karen ball?
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  Speaker 3: You're kind of a Karen, so I was worried that
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  Speaker 3: you were actually going to manifest it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the end of the Karens.
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: I WANT MORE!
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Be a Kyle. Be a Kyle right now.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, watch. Come here.
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  Speaker 1: Come here. Come here for a second.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna come up and tell you- I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 4: up and tell you something and then you're gonna act.
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  Speaker 1: Like a Kyle, okay? Okay, stand there.
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  Speaker 7: Your car is- Your car is- You're- You're- All right, good.
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  Speaker 9: Night, Karens.
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  Speaker 1: See you next time. Don't forget to subscribe. Oh!
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  Speaker 6: That's why I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Why? Because I have a mess?
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: If I was a croc, this is what I would
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  Speaker 1: look like. A little too white and with ghosts on me.
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  Speaker 2: And carbs.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we don't need to, like, personally attack.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not personally attacking. I'm down with the baguette.
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  Speaker 1: You're my baguette.