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Nelly is coming and holding his crank · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_01: Well, it's out now, so enjoy that.
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SPEAKER_01: We have Melly coming to town.
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SPEAKER_01: Coming to Tags Friday.
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SPEAKER_01: God, it's a Friday show.
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SPEAKER_01: That is so cool.
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SPEAKER_01: Friday, September 11th.
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SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be what a banger that's gonna be.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have the rest of the weekend to just recover from what's gonna be the biggest show of the summer.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep.
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SPEAKER_01: They uh they got it out there, so we're getting it further out there and going from there.
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SPEAKER_01: It has popped up recently because we've had some hot weather, that Allie would like to resurrect something that you didn't see often, but every once in a while you might see.
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SPEAKER_02: I love seeing a woman mow the lawn in a bikini.
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SPEAKER_02: And it used to be something that we had a neighbor down the street, she always did it.
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SPEAKER_01: There's always one neighbor somebody somewhere that does this.
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SPEAKER_02: Think about the way okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Do you remember the movie There's uh something about Mary?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And there was the woman who had the really, really tan skin and the blonde hair.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: So this is what our old neighbor used to look like.
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SPEAKER_02: She was a couple houses down, and she was the one that always had on a little tiny bikini where the bikini would kind of like hang a little bit in the back because she had no butt.
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SPEAKER_02: There wasn't a butt.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, and she she had the triangles as well.
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SPEAKER_01: How is this mental image coming so easily?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: And there she would just no care in the world.
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SPEAKER_01: Mull it away.
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SPEAKER_01: Bring it back, maybe a Marlboro hanging out.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Bring that back.
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SPEAKER_01: Or do you know?
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SPEAKER_02: Allie, would you like a glass of lemonade?
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, listen, honey.
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SPEAKER_01: Come on by.
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SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do some rose daily.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you never really stopped and talked to her, did you?
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SPEAKER_02: No, I mean, I was a young kid.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So my parents, my parents would talk to her, but no, but she would she always loved to offer a glass of lemonade.
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SPEAKER_01: The uh the days gone by and the looks we used to do.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, well, then there's this, because unfortunately, it can it can always go to a different level, and you gotta be cautious on this uh because you don't want this in your neighborhood.
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SPEAKER_00: It was sunny, and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand, and he had his crank in his left hand.
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SPEAKER_02: I love the word crank, first of all.
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SPEAKER_02: Secondly, I just was telling Zach how I grew up in the naked house, and my mom is always naked.
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SPEAKER_02: So when we go to visit, he goes, Is your mom gonna have clothes on when I'm there?
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SPEAKER_01: That is a valid question.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a very valid question.
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SPEAKER_02: Mowing the lawn in the bikini?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, absolutely.
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SPEAKER_02: But the the problem is around this time of year, aren't you so hot that you just want to take all your clothes off?
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SPEAKER_01: No, not really.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty good with clothing on.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
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SPEAKER_02: If I could just lay on my couch naked, just sprawled out.
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SPEAKER_01: Don't do it for three days, I'll think you die.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_02: This even this morning, I forgot to close my one set.
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SPEAKER_02: I have two sets of blinds in the front, and I forgot to close the one set.
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SPEAKER_02: Here I am walking around naked.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, oh, oh I'm sorry, I gotta have it one more time.
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SPEAKER_00: It was sunny, and he was watering his grass with a hose in his right hand.
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SPEAKER_00: And he had his crank in his left hand.
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SPEAKER_01: This poor guy, though.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, admittedly, uh he's 79 years old, Florida guy.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a good chance that maybe some of the mental capacity is diminishing a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_02: Or is it because whenever you water anything with the hose.
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SPEAKER_02: You gotta pee! No.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, because for a guy that's true, you know?
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SPEAKER_02: I get wet everywhere.
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SPEAKER_02: It's all of a sudden water is just I'm not sure why, but it's just everywhere.
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SPEAKER_02: So if you're so hot it makes you want to hold your crank?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, no, it's just it's that it's hot and you're at least getting some relief from watering.
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SPEAKER_01: I thought he was just like, Well, I gotta go.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, and I don't know if and why is he just holding it?
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SPEAKER_02: Why don't you just let it hang?
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_01: Like, does it need support?
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SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine if he bumped into the lady in the bikini mowing her lawn?
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, it could be a romance waiting to happen.
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SPEAKER_01: You don't even need Tinder.
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SPEAKER_01: You just have yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You just need landscaping.com.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.