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28: | #Isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Us.
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  Speaker 2: I was on the Internet, a show where comedians and
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  Speaker 2: friends talk about the random things that we see. The
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  Speaker 2: more random the story, the better. You can submit stories
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  Speaker 2: to Internet at kevil onstage dot com. Today's The Steam
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  Speaker 2: panelist Mel Mitchell is the Baddest Mitch, theg Gyrush Jay,
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  Speaker 2: and Tony Baker. First story Southwest passenger claimed Jesus told
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  Speaker 2: her to open a plane door mid flight. Documents say
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  Speaker 2: article ree should need God on her side to get
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  Speaker 2: out of this one. An unruly Southwest passenger who tried
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  Speaker 2: to open the aircraft's door mid flight then bit another passenger,
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  Speaker 2: claimed Jesus told her to do it.
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  Speaker 3: According to Jesus told her to fight Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: You got to stop lying on Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was her friend heyesus elon I beg me. No.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty four was on Ohio, Ohio bound flight from Texas
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday afternoon when she allegedly became frustrated the flight
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  Speaker 2: attendants prevented her from reaching the emergency exit. When fellow
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  Speaker 2: passenger interviewed by tackling her, she responded by buying the
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  Speaker 2: person on the thigh, refusing to let go to the
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  Speaker 2: can force her fingers.
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  Speaker 1: Into her jaw.
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  Speaker 2: The crazy woman then started whacking her on the head,
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  Speaker 2: whacking her head on the plane door.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus told her to fly.
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  Speaker 2: Ohiuse you just told her to open the door of
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  Speaker 2: the documents released by the US mister court.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, First of all, I don't think Jesus would tell
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  Speaker 5: anybody to fly too the Promised Land.
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  Speaker 4: But do you know how hard you gotta bite to
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  Speaker 4: bite somebody on the thigh?
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  Speaker 1: That for show.
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  Speaker 3: Thick?
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  Speaker 4: That meat is tight?
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  Speaker 1: It is inner thing. Maybe er.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's close to the private you got. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know where she got up then, but.
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  Speaker 1: This is just wow? Would you glad? Like, what how
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  Speaker 1: is your fun? Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 6: Wouldn't believe this.
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  Speaker 1: Lady banging her head on the door. I going to
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  Speaker 1: stop her. She sitting there.
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  Speaker 6: She was like, you know what I'm gonna do. I
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  Speaker 6: gotta open this damn door.
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  Speaker 1: And I always want Would.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus be like, hey, let me open the door. Open
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  Speaker 3: that ship. Jesus cused on that mission. He's like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: open that ship. She saw Jesus in the middle seat.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, open this ship.
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  Speaker 1: He was tired of being in the middle seat. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Trust me. My dad said, open this.
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  Speaker 6: If you want to go to heaven, you got to
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  Speaker 6: open door right now. Because you're closed.
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  Speaker 1: Open get you.
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  Speaker 3: We'll know if you're really gonna be let in if
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  Speaker 3: you don't open the door. Show us is real.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happened in that Open Seed. You get people
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  Speaker 2: that amount of choice now that they're making open the door.
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  Speaker 2: You can sit anywhere. Now, you can open doors, you
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  Speaker 2: can bite Delta would never w was you doing? You
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  Speaker 2: was seventeen seed. Jesus don't talk to nobody on Delta. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I always wanted to.
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  Speaker 5: When somebody says, like Jesus told me, are they like
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  Speaker 5: just they're watching I don't know, maybe Sister Act two
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  Speaker 5: on the plane and all of a sudden they're just
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  Speaker 5: like like a little thing and they're like, what what's that?
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  Speaker 1: She's like, hey man, hit that door.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus was in the scene from the movie. Instead of
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  Speaker 3: Lauren Hill singing, it was Jesus like open that exit room.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't even know what should have? Could have?
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  Speaker 2: Waters means what you mean when you his mom was
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  Speaker 2: like you was over there singing you should have could
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  Speaker 2: have watered. You don't get that talking Tony too if
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  Speaker 2: you didn't watched the last episode, so he don't even
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  Speaker 2: know what should have could have?
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  Speaker 1: Waters mean you did not you know where? What part
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  Speaker 1: did you sing? Man?
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  Speaker 3: Lauren Hill singing climb every Man?
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  Speaker 4: You didn't see that man movie?
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  Speaker 1: You remember?
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  Speaker 3: You fine your dream Me?
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  Speaker 2: And Marcus loved this scene from south Side. He's with
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  Speaker 2: h your boy not Diallo, but yeah, he's like, man,
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  Speaker 2: I love gospel.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, what's your favorite song? He's like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what?
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  Speaker 2: Thousand God? That's total to take a thousand horses. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: this story sounds like a Spirit Frontier story.
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  Speaker 1: Southwest has more. Do I love Southwest?
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  Speaker 3: Spirit?
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  Speaker 1: Don't let you fly the plane? I love Southwest. If
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  Speaker 1: I can't fly Delta, my next favorite airline is Southwest.
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  Speaker 3: Would be that told them that's where he'd be at.
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  Speaker 3: The devil those airlines.
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  Speaker 2: The devil is not welcoming the Spirit Airlines is the
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  Speaker 2: first thing as a growing comedian. The first thing I
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  Speaker 2: put into my rider was I will not fly Spirit
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  Speaker 2: Airlines because people back then I was doing a lot
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  Speaker 2: of churches and they was Holy Spirit Spirit Airlines. We
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  Speaker 2: got Brandon Synergy the fly at seven dollars. I remember
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  Speaker 2: their carry on thing. I can't prove this, but I
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  Speaker 2: believe their carry on thing is smaller than industry standard
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  Speaker 2: because I mean, like every other plane, my stuff fits
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  Speaker 2: in here, and you know people make the stuff when
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  Speaker 2: you buy travel stuff and like to me or whatever
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  Speaker 2: they or just regulars, they be like, this will fit
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  Speaker 2: in the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Spirits is smaller than.
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  Speaker 5: And the weight limit is lower, yeah, like pounds everywhere else,
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  Speaker 5: and there's like forty the point seat.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go back. They got folding chairs on the launch chairs.
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  Speaker 4: I had a spear flat one time and I had
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  Speaker 4: like period cramps, and I'm like, this is the most
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  Speaker 4: uncomfortable chair. Then it was like eight babies crying because
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  Speaker 4: once babies start crying, like.
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  Speaker 6: Why are you competing?
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  Speaker 3: Man? And they chairs be loose on speed moving, the
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  Speaker 3: chairs be sliding.
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  Speaker 1: Close the door to the pilot. The pilot he looks back.
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  Speaker 3: It's a screen door screen.
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  Speaker 1: You hit the thing to try and get off the plane.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, Frontier ain't really that much better, but Spirits
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  Speaker 2: a step up. But the people be fighting. Some Spirits
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  Speaker 2: reputation has been drawn down by the video evidence because
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  Speaker 2: all the crazy stuff it'd be having at the Spirit
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  Speaker 2: gate people be waiting for the Spirit flight. There's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of unruly characters flying down to the Spirit. I
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  Speaker 2: look my nose up when I walk past them in
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  Speaker 2: the gate out of the sky Club, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Then and then they get you because they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you want to go to New York. It's two dollars.
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  Speaker 5: And then then you're like, okay, you want a seat
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  Speaker 5: that's one hundred and fifty two dollars added on?
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  Speaker 2: You want to check a bag? You know, it's like, man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't the word if you meet I was talking
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  Speaker 2: to less about this. If you are small, like a
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  Speaker 2: small person five to three, less than one hundred and.
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen pounds, no bags, Yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 2: If you're six foot two fifty plus, come on, let's
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  Speaker 2: be a little sixty plus, okay, seventy all right?
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  Speaker 3: I love it. Eight.
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  Speaker 1: It uncomfortable. None of the seats are comfortable. It is
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  Speaker 1: the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I have flown Frontier from Atlanta to Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't wasn't that bad.
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  Speaker 4: And you couldn't be judged on it because we all
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  Speaker 4: going to LA for for All Star Weekend on Frontier.
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  Speaker 6: So it was pretty like you.
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  Speaker 4: Looking at me, bitch, I'm looking at you. We all
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  Speaker 4: it was sixty three dollars for that flight.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: You can upgrade and actually fly the play.
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  Speaker 3: For a couple of hundred, but still still that's not
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  Speaker 3: a good price. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You listen, people's class goes out of the window when
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  Speaker 1: the flight.
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  Speaker 6: I put that goddamn neck pillow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My son went to Vegas this past spring break and
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  Speaker 3: he texted me he was like, yo, all flying frontier.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, man, I raised you better than this.
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  Speaker 3: I raised you better than this, so you don't have
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  Speaker 3: to be doing this.
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  Speaker 4: That was like a thirty minute flight.
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  Speaker 6: You can't do a thirty minute Frontier.
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  Speaker 3: For He was going from San fran to Vegas. That's
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  Speaker 3: still short though.
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  Speaker 4: I would think, I don't know where San Francisco is
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  Speaker 4: on the map. I got a d in geography, don't
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  Speaker 4: ask me that question.
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  Speaker 3: It's about five and a half hours north of here.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a lot of places, but san Francisco.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like, so this is California. It's kind of
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  Speaker 4: like bow leggy, like right.
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  Speaker 1: Here is this the bottom of California?
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  Speaker 4: This is like you know how to go? Like this yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we in this point right here, right.
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  Speaker 3: That's that ain't at the bottom where your whole arm
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  Speaker 3: is Cali or just your hand.
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  Speaker 1: It's the end of California.
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  Speaker 4: So we right here.
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  Speaker 3: Then in southern calendar.
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  Speaker 1: In the elbow, Okay, I know something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the bay in the wrist, so Syrancisco us, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: saying we're San.
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  Speaker 3: Diego underneath a Yeah, it's at the very bottom of Cali.
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  Speaker 4: I earned that, d I don't know how.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that, but you were like electra therapy
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: The complex mythology that was my ship. But maybe when
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  Speaker 4: it came to that geography, I was like, don't.
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  Speaker 3: Let we had us all over to gather them from
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  Speaker 3: the tour, don't that's dude. We're gonna we're gonna do Detroit.
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  Speaker 3: Did we gonna do Seattle? And did we gonna do
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  Speaker 3: New York the same week?
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  Speaker 1: No one Portland or yeah we're gonna do We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do Portland.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna spoke And then.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know if you don't live in the middle. Now,
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  Speaker 1: very true.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't do Detroit, Michigan and then fly to Richmond, Riginia.
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  Speaker 2: We started it went further away from the United States
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  Speaker 2: and came back. But the most egregious thing was I
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: had no idea that Indianapolis and Louisville weren't out from
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: each other. Chicago, Saint Louis Indianapolis, and I was like Louisville.
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  Speaker 2: On another day we landed louis I mean Indianapolis, the
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  Speaker 2: sign was like Louisville. I was like Louisville.
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  Speaker 1: And I looked at it. It was like forty five
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: minutes and I was like, but how am.
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  Speaker 3: I supposed to know that?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize Kentucky's further up in the United States
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  Speaker 2: that you think it is. It's closer to the middle.
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  Speaker 3: In my mind, Kentucky is deep South, you because.
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  Speaker 2: Culturally it is, but geographically it's above Tennessee, I believe, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Georgia Tennessee.
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  Speaker 2: Then because Kentucky's matter of fact, Cincinnati Airport is in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that that's weird? Is that's weird?
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  Speaker 3: It's a whole nother state of states in there in
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  Speaker 3: the area.
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  Speaker 6: It's Florida.
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  Speaker 1: It's Florida, yeah, Georgia, Alabama over there.
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  Speaker 4: Louisiana, yes, yes, South Carolina, North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So we went back the other way. Okay, I think.
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  Speaker 4: So from Colombia, it's like Nevada. Who cares what you
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  Speaker 4: get in this area in California. But the but I'm
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: trying to think like going up in the Great Lakes
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  Speaker 4: because it's like a Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: That's another thing.
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  Speaker 3: Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: Chicago is much further from the LA than you think.
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  Speaker 1: It is much further from LA from LA Chicago four
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  Speaker 1: and a half hours.
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  Speaker 2: It's way over there. And Detroit you would think of
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  Speaker 2: Central Standard Time, but it's eastern. It's Eastern in Chicago's Central.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, hold up, Detroit is further.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: I think the area you grew up and you know
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  Speaker 1: Texas I know, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, North Carolina, I know, Washington, Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know Indianapolis and Louisville.
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  Speaker 1: And New England is like crazy Boston, New York. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about blowing my mind.
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  Speaker 6: I look at it.
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  Speaker 1: I said, wait, New York.
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  Speaker 3: At the top, You're like Boston, New York where Maine is.
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  Speaker 1: It's the top of the thing.
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  Speaker 6: And I was said, Boston, hold on, the fuck is
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  Speaker 6: Delaware it's.
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  Speaker 1: Over there and now.
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  Speaker 3: It's above Maryland.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because I lived in Virginia and we used to
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  Speaker 2: go to there's a great mall in Delaware and we
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  Speaker 2: used to see the Amish. They was on the horse
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  Speaker 2: the mall. No, there was not the mall. We was
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  Speaker 2: going building it and they was literally on the horse
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  Speaker 2: and buggy like. Also on TikTok, there's a guy who
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  Speaker 2: escaped the Amish. Well, he'd be out in them. He
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  Speaker 2: was like smuggling cell phones to them. He's like, I
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  Speaker 2: go onto a bridge, you leave two hundred dollars here.
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  Speaker 2: When I come back in three days, I mean, I'm
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: gonna leave an iPhone here. Come back in three days,
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  Speaker 2: gonna be three hundred dollars. And sure enough he came
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  Speaker 2: back on the TikTok and he was smuggling because they
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  Speaker 2: can't have no phones in there.
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  Speaker 4: He had different like Amish to escape, like the cult.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah whatever cult. That was on one of the Netflix specials.
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  Speaker 4: One of the girls like did it and she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: my dad is also like my baby daddy and we
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  Speaker 4: all it was like twenty of us.
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  Speaker 6: It was crazy. Oh that's a good.
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  Speaker 4: Now, when y'all get to that deep part of the TikTok. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it'd be mess on you live heart.
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  Speaker 1: You know you got it before they band. You should
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: get on there. It's amazing you guys on clapper.
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  Speaker 4: What is that? Is that porn? No?
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  Speaker 5: I know it sounds like the clap, but no, I
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: somebody told me about it. Basically, everybody's going from TikTok
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  Speaker 5: to clapper, and Clapper is almost the exact same format
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  Speaker 5: as TikTok, but they you won't get banned because like,
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: like you know, how like on TikTok, if somebody says
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  Speaker 5: something to you and then if you reply back, then they.
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  Speaker 1: Report you and you get you get the community.
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  Speaker 5: Clappers like, nah, it's more like you also have to
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  Speaker 5: be seventeen or older to get on Clapper.
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  Speaker 1: No, you never have to be I mean that's what
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  Speaker 1: they say. They say to everything I'm telling you. Clapper
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  Speaker 1: is like just like TikTok, I can here eliminate.
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  Speaker 6: That's where the girls are going to apparently, so everybody's.
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  Speaker 2: Doing the.
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  Speaker 3: Clapper. I don't like tight as tight there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a black one in word, but I don't I
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  Speaker 4: don't feel saying a word for anything.
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  Speaker 7: I get it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't feel comfortable with you saying in front of me,
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  Speaker 5: whispered like, I just don't feel right. It's I remember
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: when when speaking of all death earlier, when he introduced
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: the first time I ever met Russell.
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  Speaker 1: Uh dude, I'd never heard the N.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Word said so much in like a two minute time,
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  Speaker 5: and I've never had it directed at me ever that
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  Speaker 5: much in my life.
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  Speaker 1: He was just like, Hey, keV, is this inward funny?
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  Speaker 1: And where are you? What's your story?
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  Speaker 3: He was.
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  Speaker 2: When I was getting the job, he was saying that
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  Speaker 2: in the email with the board it was all white
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  Speaker 2: people on the board, and I'm like, bro, you can't.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I told him that you can't say that. He was like,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: who gonna fire me? And I was like, but also
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: this is it's kind of weird to put them in
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  Speaker 2: that position.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, And I was like, well.
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  Speaker 3: The job.
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  Speaker 1: So that was the end of mine. Like what I
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: have to say about it? I need health insurance.
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  Speaker 6: Shocked your health insurance on the line.
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  Speaker 3: You do what you got.
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  Speaker 1: We was down at that urgent care in l a.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: We was down at that urgent you talk about it
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  Speaker 1: going from Bowing.
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  Speaker 2: We had Bowen's health insurance. I was like, but here,
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  Speaker 2: arms fellow, turn kit because the urgent care. But I
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: charged you before they gave you a diagnostics are you
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: said one fifteen before we could talk with Look at you, Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: you can't make no appointment. That the one we was
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  Speaker 2: going to, it was it was too many people. It
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: was next to the jack of the box. People was
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: coming in there, like dude.
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  Speaker 5: When I lived in Hawthorn, I don't know if you guys,
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  Speaker 5: I think I posted it way, but this is like
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: four or five years ago. When I was living at Hawthorn,
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: I had like an allergic reaction to something and I
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: got all these rashes and my eyes blew up and stuff.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: They thought I had septic sceptics thinking. But I'm in
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: the I'm in the waiting room. And then a doctor
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: comes out after I don't know, I waited like probably
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  Speaker 5: two hours. Then finally it's like, okay, we're going to
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: take a look at you. Takes me into like basically
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  Speaker 5: like here's the waiting room, and then there's a door
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  Speaker 5: right here to like a little room, and he takes
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  Speaker 5: me up.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, okay, get on your side. He's like, let's
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  Speaker 1: see and.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: He's got the door and my ass is just fasic
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: and I'm like wanting to apologize to the waiting room.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Then he goes like this.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: He goes, okay, let me and he took a picture
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, is this like for your personal health doc?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And he goes, oh no, no, it uploads to this.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Wow. When I was at the urgent
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: care one time, I asked a doctor. I was like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: do y'all ever use webbing D?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: She was like yes, wow. She was like, man, how
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: do you think we know? I was like, oh my yeah,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: because I told him what was wrong.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: And then she went her in the other room.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Wasn't the doctor, It was like the person who does
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: your vitals he was here, she probably not. And I
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: was like she was like yeah, I was just doing
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: it in there.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: My wow.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Like you like, well, what do they say? You don't
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: they don't. They don't know they're practicing medicine.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: They say they're practicing medicine. Practicing a friend we did
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: ask a doctor and a black doctor. She was like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: they have a web m D. Four doctors. That's more
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: like accurate. But she was like yeah, we'll be looking
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: stuff up everything, especially if you're.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: A general medicine.
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a lot that could be wrong. You gotta
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: know who to.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Refer you to.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just saw on TikTok a med student put
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: in like the sit in chat GPT or one of
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: those AI things. He put in like a really obscure thing,
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: typed it in and the like the thing immediately diagnosed it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: And this this med student looks over his buddy, and
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: his buddy's like, is that right? He goes, He goes, yeah,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: I just I'm wasting all my time in school.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: He just put the things in and but chat GBT
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: just pulls from other like Internet, and I don't know
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: how basically your boy from Avengers.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Vision he just basically has bro Internet.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I'm working on some movie stuff independently, right, So I
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: was telling my friend we're working on like he was like,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: what kind of movies are can be cheapest? And I
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: was like, usually horror films because they're usually one location
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: and they have less than ten cast members. Right next day,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: he comes back to me with like eight movie from
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: assist Good Ones. I was like, Yo, how did you
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: come up with this? He was like, oh, I went
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: to the chat GBT and I put one location, eight
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: members whrror and it spit out ten different one two
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: three act movies, and I was like, oh my first
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: of all four of the other ten. I was like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I would be interested in seeing that right now. So
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: first I was like, man, it could be scared of
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: chat GBT. Then I was like, or yeah, you going
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: them robots coming for you one way or another. Them
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: robots is they ain't nobody.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Gonna do what you do.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: No, not like taking my thing, but just like just
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: what they can do. To just see people buying a
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: pope and the bubble.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Coat out saw stream a tweet about that. They were saying,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: in three or four years, you won't be able to
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: tell if video is real or fake. There'll be no
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: way to differentiate if it was generated. Because them got
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: on deep fakes getting realer and Reller pictures that AI stuff.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: They're like, you can just forget the fingers.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Was like, okay, the fingers look like this, so clearly
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: it's fake. But now they getting good at fingers.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, they learned by the day.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even we don't know if you're gonna be real.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be like that movie with Oscar Isaac h
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: uh X mocking whatever that is X mocking.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: The dog on Turing Test.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: If you ain't seen the movie, the dude know he
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: meets a robot, and the robot you know it's a robot,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: like she has no hair and stuff, and the the
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: goal is for this dude, the if the robot's good,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: you won't know that it's a robot. You'll forget it's
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: a robot. So he's you know, becoming friends with the robot.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: The robots like, oh, I'm your friend, I'm gonna help you,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do all this spoiler alert, but you should
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: have seen him right now. At the end of the movie,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: he she got to choose between saving the robot or
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: saving Oscar. Isaac saves the robot, I mean saves Oscar
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Isaac and the robot kills him, locks him in the room,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: puts a wig on, goes out into the world as
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: a robot human and you're like, you're not gonna be
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: able to tell this as a robot Like West World,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: then robots look good. You start having sex with all.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: It starts with sex, and then the robots become self aware.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: And the first thing they do when things become self
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: aware is be like humans that destroy the planet.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: We got to kill it. Mel Gibson Movie People, Old Tron,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It always.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: That movie was trash happening that happen?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Mark Wait the dog on Trees. Oh my god, I
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: tell you I want to punch him in the face.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Terrible.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: The plants is I don't want to feel were all right?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: New story, that's fine.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Tender Date leads to a man held hostage and robbed
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: in Oklahoma City. I knew you would like this is
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: why I put it up. An online date turned into
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: terror for a man in Oklahoma City. Three people are
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: in jail after a woman held him at gunpoint and
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: knife point for hours on an overnight robbery spree. It
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: started about as a man meeting a female on a
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: dating app on Saturday night. The victim told police he
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: had metaground tender Dating got two days before meeting at
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: a house party. He greeted meet at a residence where
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: the party was taking place. He picked up a lot
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: of alcohol took it to the party. When he got there,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the victim and suspect or joined the party some friends.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Around two am, the victims started asking people were paying
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: back from the alcohol he brought. That's when, according to police,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: his day and her sister pushed the victim against over.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: He was held by gunpoint and nine point. The people
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: told him they were going to take everything he had,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: all his money. The woman destroyed the victim's phone, held
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: me in gunpover for five hours of the shot off shotgun.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: He was forced to get into a car at nine
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: point by two more people, then driven a different part
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: of the city to use the ATM. The robbers eventually
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: brought the victim back to the house. The threatened if
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: he told police damn.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Quite the weekend?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, man will do to get late?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: What would it would y'all be turned on? If a
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: woman did that?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You pulled a shotgun on me?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: This gun pointed you up and just be just do
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: what we say?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Turned on? But she was sleep.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: No, she's cute.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I can beat her up. Huh Do I think I
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: can beat her up? And she'd have a gun on me? Like,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: do I feel scared for my life?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: You feel scared that she could pull the trigger at
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: any moment, but you're not physically intimidated by her like that,
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: But the gun, the.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Gun gun, then I would be confused.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Or if she puts the gun out and she's like
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: get hard, right, now I can't do what.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: My meat will go inside, come out your ass, go inside.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody's looking.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: But she's super cute though, and she's just like, just
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: just stay cool and you're gonna be all right, dude.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I had to. There was a girl scared. There was
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: a girl that I was doing.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: I was doing a showing this after I'd been hosted
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: at the Parlor, and there's a girl that used to
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: come to the show all the time. She was like
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: a goth girl and she was real cute, goth girl,
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: white girl.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Unusual. Uh but I know, yeah, that's what I was saying.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: But we went back to her place and we're in
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: her her living room and she had like skateboard art
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: or whatever. It was really cool. And then she was like, oh,
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: let's go to the bedroom. We walk in the bedroom
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: and if you're looking at like, this is the bed here,
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: and this is the wall. On the wall, she had
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: a black painted like goat's head hanging.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Out what the head of bath of mat I think
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm not I'm not like a big religious person,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: but I was like, my Dick was like, hey, man,
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: let's just let's just head out.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I was like I'm good. I couldn't.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Like I'm not coming, but I am coming. I mean
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: like we had been making out in the living room
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: it was getting hot and I was like, oh ship
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: and we went the better and I was like, oh,
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: hell no, I don't know if you got get out
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: of there. I was just like, hey, I gotta I
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: gotta go feed the me.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I gotta go serve the Lord my heart, like Jesus
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: is telling me, I gotta go open the exit room door.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: On the flight. I gotta get the hell up out
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: of here, show.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Hop back on this rock with Jesus crazy.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: You gotta be careful when people worship the devil, because
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: did y'all hear so the dude who shot Ricky and boys, Yes,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I really got into that gangster ship. He came from
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: a good neighborhood, but after he did all the hood movies,
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: he was like, I want to be in the games.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Real murdered.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Somebody went to jail for murder on death row.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: His roommate, his sealemate, worshiped the devil and killed him
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: in a Satanic ritual and they didn't find him for days.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: And he did like a whole his body was dismembered
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: and all kinds of crazy shit in jail, in.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Shock Ricky got killed or did the killer He got killed.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: In jail, but he got killed in jail and that
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: rich will look at.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: That big time. They got mad videos on this.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: What yeah that is I didn't I thought he just
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: was out of work.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Lloyd that's his name. Yeah, big dude with the passify
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: what he died in like Riverside years ago. This was
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: in the nineties.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: But yeah, oh my god, ritual.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I don't play with demons.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He had him propped up on the little pentagram
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: And they at first they were like, I don't know
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: where he is.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: And then they was like because because by that time
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: he has found Christ and stuff like that. So it
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: was like they paid with the devil.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: That was like, I'm kidding the devil.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: He probably he could be, but also it was very
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: vecu stranger things that live, strang of things. They ratcheted
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: up the scary. Yeah, man, was like, okay, then we
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: can talk about it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Last or.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Was killing them kids folding them up? Oh god, Crystal,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: and I had I had to posit like let me
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: continue this. The door was opening by myself.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Was such a good deal.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: That season was emotional for me after.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: First dog On children deserve oscars, but they got nice put.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Them kids twenty five for next season.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: They gotta come on now.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: They wait too much.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: But that ship was so I didn't watch it till
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: last summer because Netflix hit me up like, oh, you
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: want to do Stranger Things video and we'll pay you.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: And I I ain't never seen Strain Things. They was like,
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: we'll pay you and I was like, well, let me
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: go get on watch.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. So at first they were like, oh
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: do you watching. I was like no, and they were
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: like okay, well we would love you to do a video.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: I'm just like I can watch it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I can figure it out.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: And they sent me because where the nda should be
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: up by now? They said me, like the the second
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: half before it came out, so I saw backing them before.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: It was finished.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: An that ship was. It was got that video because
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: it was good and I was like, yarn.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: What nobody told me?
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: This ship was good?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: It was great.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I had an audition on that same note for Modern Family.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It was like a brand new we had to be
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: a family, and they were like only fans of Modern
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Family come audition and I was like, I never seen
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: the episode. We pull up and it's like, who is
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: your favorite character in the audition, I'm like, feel he's
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: married to Jay, Sophia and Vigara. Boy, the the way
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: they be laughing and be so Creod we Melissa. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: was like this litten through I'm talking about. I thought
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: he was all getting paid, you know, and they got
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: the sun right, And that's how it was because it
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: was an interview. Manny, he is so creel, a little
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: baby always this stuff.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Have you got what's the weirdest like audition or something
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: that you were like, Oh, there's no way that you've
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: ever them that you never got. No that you were like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing this.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: To where I'm not even auditioning for no, no.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: No, that you like, they came came to you like, hey,
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: what's you audition for this? And whether you're already started
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: it or at some point you're like, nah, the same
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: for me or like that.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Or do you just everything my story kind of like
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that along the lines, not exactly.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I got an audition for Insecure, and in my audition
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: was like Eastern Ray would personally like to see you
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: play this character right. So I had known because I
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: did the choir right, so I thought she was you know,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just auditioned. She was a huge man when net
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: work approval that motion, so I thought they had offered
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: me the role. So I'm at all there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Tell everybody, boy, I just booked insecure, just booked insecure. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: if it'd be on there to be out of here,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: get home.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Scroll to the end of the email, here's the sides,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: here's the stuff. And I'm like, oh, so okay, so
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just so let me just go through the motion.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Let me go through the motions. I get Melissa to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: read the lines. Then I'm talking about two days later.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Philip Hudson is booked this key run booked Insecure and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, you was gonna be one of the dates.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, yeah, I was never I was balding.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: These men was young and full of vibrant.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I can't exactly scene that that that you would I
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: never would to watch.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Y'll make me think I bout it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: When I saw the scene, I was like, y'all shoudn't
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: even because I look older than Easter by a lot,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: especially the way she was up in that insecure.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: I'm like two years older than.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Huney, but I looked when you balding, it takes some
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: time off, especially when you black and balling. And I'm
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: not hiding it. I ain't got the fake basil and
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: all that stuff. Never, I don't mind being bald.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You know, having bald This is I have to shave
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: more than I had to get here.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: That's the only the only issue I don't I could
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: care less about having hair on top of my head.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I really don't bother me.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I just have to shave.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: It's just the monotony. I gotta shave again.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Did you got the razor with the wheel?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: If there was something to where nothing could grow up here,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I will be perfectly fine my hair. When I was,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I did that and I broke out. Never did it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I burned the crap out of my skin. It's terrible.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: It wasn't the movie.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I would do laser It takes so long because you know, Melissa,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: like you should get lazier, but you have to keep
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: going back. If I could do one thing and I'd
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: be bald, smooth and never air again.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I pay five thousand.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I care less because I gotta think about it every week.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I'm okay, I gotta show from here in the middle.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I really had no I'm good here. My hairline is
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: it looks like a lego helmet. Looks like I just
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: put that on, like Steve Harvey.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It's my line.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Go is back here and they go straight down. They
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: don't got That's what I'm missing. I'm receiving here.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: My hairline is in shambles. This is shoreline somewhere randomly
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: on an island, just crooked, going in in front, hered
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: going back.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: What's the last time you let it get any little
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: bit long?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember what did you?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: What did you start shaving?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I first shaved all my hair off in high school
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: because I messed up trying to fix a haircut, messed
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: it up, shaved it all over.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yo.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I like the way I look with no hair, and
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I kept it like that. My mom, Look, why are
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: you ball here?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You were ty race?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, I like it, and then I let
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: it grow back out later on, and then I was
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: just experimenting with stuff. But I always liked the ball head.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: How did you look?
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: That's good?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: It was like because when dudes be scrambling and trying to.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I need something to shoot polishes. Just let it happen.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Man, I need a lot of But I'm always.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: To have a good head shape.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: You have great ball.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: That's that's the thing.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You look great, ball everything.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: If I got hair, I'm gonna look weird if.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You let it grow out. You have like the George Jefferson.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I'm George Jefferson, I'm the police Lieutenant.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: James. Would you grown out for wrong?
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: For a comedic bro?
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: You know you know that one black dude, this booking
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: mass stuff. He's also on stranger things. He plays like
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: one of the sheriffs.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, he was in.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: He was in Walking Down in the early.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: He'd be growing it out. He'd just be like, yo,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: this this is what it is. I'm like, man, I
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: respect he was in Just Mercy. He did good and
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: just he's good man, He's good every time.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: To grow it out, you guys should do like a challenge.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Who can think about to get some breaks.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Gonna lose respect for me if I grew it up.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: You know, Tony was never that funny man. I'm gonna follow.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: My thing is if I grew it out when I
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: had to shave again, it would take so long that
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I would be irritated because you have to take.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of passes, because if you
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: grow it out, you just use the regular clippers to
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: get it low and then you come in with the bevil.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: No, man, I said, I don't want to do it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Do it all right, last one. Actually we'll just go
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: to the random question generator. Now here we go. Oh boy,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: what part of history do you find most interesting? Melanie Mitchell?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: We know geography at your thing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I like history now. When we was, I
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: know this is dark. I really enjoyed learning about the Holocaust,
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: like I was tapped in.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: And Frank I was.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: House.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: In general, I was fully two.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: I mean, t was juicy. There was like the Holocaust.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: I'm here. I'm like, oh no, they got my bitch.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: She got Typhi and she had like the movie when
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: they cut and Frank hair Rob and all that and
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: meet Gee's and to be when she liked the boy
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: was like Paul or some ship. She liked the little
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Boy and the added I'm like, this is cinema. Yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: she painted a picture. I was like that, I need
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: a diary just in case, because this is like when
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: fucking Bush was doing anything. I was like, damn, I
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: need to get my diary together in case they ain't
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: gonna have to in the US. So I need a
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: diary because an Frank was that bitch would have been promising.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: And concentration camp when they when they caught them, oh man.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Reading the books.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: I was reading the books.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Then we saw the movie and it really brought it
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: to life and her sister and they cut them. They
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: gave them sucking buzz cut and the fucking striped pajamas.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I was just got the coffin.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I was like they I'll never forget. When I first went,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, this ship really happened. People Man pictures.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I was like World War two.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: World War two is unplugged in.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I have watched everything, man, I have.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Watched it in fifth grade.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Saving Private Ryan is my favorite war movie.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Was pulling his Torso.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, we're watching the first.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: All quite on the Western Front, just won all the
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: all the stuff in the oscars this past year.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: That is World one.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: You're right, World War one is compelling.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: To that was a trench warfare. The Germans really fought
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: the world twice they did, they lost, We'll do it again.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: They lost again. Like all right, we gotta stop doing.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: When you look at the death toll of those two
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: wars man man crazy band of brothers, the US really
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: blew up cities, man the whole.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: And I don't really you think about, like say, they
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: fucking drop Obama on Long Beach.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: We're gonna die. Yeah, we're all gonna that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: The police dropped the bomb on black people in Philadelphia
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: and in a regular day.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't learn about this till like four years.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Ago, till right now, tall moment.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty five, police dropped a bomb on Philadelphia.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Hold on what you mean, yes to bomb?
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: It was not a tomic because Meek Mill.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Twenty years ago Philadelphia's Old Sage or Osage Avenue, forgive me,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know, was the side of a stunning force
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: use of forced by city police. After long stand off,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: police dropped the bomb on the headquarters of a radical
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: group called Move, sparking the fire that guted the neighborhood
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: and left eleven people dad five were children.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: And I hate to say this, but that's really not
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: that bad.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Damn eleven people out there, these in celts clearing more
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: than that these.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was the city killing police that was like, literally,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: government sanctioned mass shootings are government allowed?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: This was the people was like kill them, kill them,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and then you don't even know about it. That's why
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: we talking about black history.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: They're like, we're gonna band the books and all this
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: band they before the books were banned.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: History ain't never be as straight as it really was.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't find out about Tulsa until.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I was big and we went to Tulsa to You're
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: big grown, Yeah, yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't find out through the game of the game.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: He was like black Walls Street. I was like, what's that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I found out probably two thousand and four or five
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: about what happened in Tulsa. Damn. Tom Hanks was like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: how come I didn't know about this.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: They're like, well that Tosa was just one of many.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It happened, and win some Salem. There was like nineteen twenty.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Out about stuff Rosehood. I knew about because of the movie.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't find out until the movie came out ninety seven. Yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: movie made ten million dollars at the bucks.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, what is it?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: What?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a new one? I was gonna say
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: last week was pretty cool.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: No lake here in Georgia. Yeah, I just found out
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: I found out.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: About that they be done. There's like a town built
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: over the dead people.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: And I'm from Atlanta. I will never go to lakelandars
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: to Atlanta that I would know. You ask me geographically,
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: You don't even know Atlanta geographically.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't. I don't know where lake Lan
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: ears because I have never been, because I'm never going.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: She said, ain't there.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I don't want to know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Where it is.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Don't tell me. They stay in northeast.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Sure, why are you doing another question or the same one?
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Same one?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Man away from Atlanta?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I like, uh, I like like like the architecture and
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: stuff of like the rat pack time.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know like uh.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: I mean like old Hollywood.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's my second favorite mob history. Yeah,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the mob built Vegas, Vegas.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Did you know about Ye that stopped was corporate greed.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the police, it was corporations. Like you guy
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: did a great job.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: We'll take it from here.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: There's a scene in the Sopranos where they try to
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: shake down a druma juice or a Starbucks type thing.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: And the dudes like, if you don't give us money,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: then we're gonna be people are gonna get hurt. And
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: the dudees like, he's like, what's gonna happen. He was like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: they'll probably fire me, but he's like, we have to
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: keep track of every being in this place. Like the
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: police part in Seattle, they gonna just keep finding a
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: new manager. You're not gonna be able to rob it.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: And the mobsters come out there like America's taking out
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: the little guy. But that's what happened in Vegas, Like
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: the mob built them casinos with them dog on contracts
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: and all that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: MGM came in was like, this was a great job.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Have you seen you were talking about the mob coming in.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Have you seen the US government versus James j Whitey Bulger?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: No, I mean you might have seen the.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Movie Black What is a Black Mass?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Well the documentary is crazy. So it starts off where
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: a guy he's probably sixty or whatever, and he yeah,
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: I think he had like a pizzeria or something, and
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: James Whitey Bulger, gangster Irish gangster in Boston, knocks on
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: his door with his guy Steve Fleming the rifleman, and
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: the guy's like, oh, you know what's up. And Whitey
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Bulger's like, hey, so we're gonna help you. You're gonna
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: give us some money. We're gonna watch out for you.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: And the guy's like, nah, man, I don't know who
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: the fuck are you. I don't I'm not giving you stuff.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: And as as this guy's talking to Whitey, his daughter
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: walks behind him, and white he pulls out a knife.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: He goes, look, motherfucker. He goes, it'd be awful if
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: your daughter grew up without a father. And this dude,
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: as he's now to this day, he starts like eyes
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: water and he goes, I realized I couldn't protect my
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: family right then and there.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And he's like he had to fucking give him money.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Of course you did you think this is a game
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: killing people for real?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Just wild?
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I like like like the like the style
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: to like the suits and everything kind of like what
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: is that the fifties sixties?
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you know when they did that interview with
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Quincy Jones, because you know, he's like real see now
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: and he just telling everybody business. He was saying that
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Marlon Branda was fucking Richard Pryor. I was like, I
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: love mess this is great.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I talked about that was sucking it everybody.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know Quincy Jones arranged for Frank Sinatra until
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I was watching the Quincy.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Does Thousand years Old.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: He's like he might be he I'd argue, there might
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: not be a more prolific musician. That's the talent span
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: genre because to do Frank Sinatra's prime, not just old
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Frank or young his best stuff and Michael Jackson's best stuff,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: and and do the score.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: For several different films and not just black films.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: And produced talking on Fresh Prince nothing to do with
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: music is the one that got Will Smift Like who
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: else has all that? He's Forrest Gump for music like
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Quincy Jones, you can't touch it. Yeah, I love Quincy
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: M If I was that dude that got thread and
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, all right, man, anything you need, I
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: would have shot them in the back when they walked away,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: you gotta have. It's been like I can't.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Also, the guy he just he just opened the door.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like the guard. Yeah, yeah, anything you need.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: And then when they walking back to that's how you
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: gotta talk to these people? Pat? Pat Pat?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I would have to, But then then I mean, everybody's
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: after you. I don't respect you.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: My daughter don't respect me. Get away with that, and
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: and that's that's something I probably wouldn't be able to
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: live with. That's why I got to shoot him in
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: the back.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: And somebody else gonna come and kill you.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe not, because what if he wasn't what if he
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: wasn't really connected like that risk like what's his name?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: And the godfather, that dude in the white suit, he
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: was punking everybody and then video people like, man, he
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: ain't even connected, and then they took him away.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You remember, everybody's every character. You have a million characters.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I'm with the Black Hand. I'm with the Black Hand.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Everybody was ship movie. It was I don't know, man,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: you tell.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Me nothing that happened.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: They were likely connected, like I think it's just him,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: and then they took a chance. That would be a
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: chance I'm willing to take.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Our kids just got to think on my pump. They
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: already think that they think Conny can beat me up.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: And Greg and Brendan Haywood at the airport one day
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: we saw Brintan Haywood.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: They were like he could beat you up, telling yeah, kids.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Would like could beat anybody.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tell you this man Like I was like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you think Greg could be up there? Like you don't
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: a chance? Like which which of my which of my friends?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: You think I could beat up there?
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Like to here? You think Tony could be up there?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, he looks strong.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: It's all about looking and looking strong. Probably would be
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: Cavs man athletics, it really is. My kids, don't believe me.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: Tony's hands man, it's like shaking a vine. It's like
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: it's in a big and I had pretty big hands. Tony,
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: take your hands and scratch behind your ears.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: That's why I came there white the Bulls, to get
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: away with this ship, to grab his head.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Three D movie, you know, Determinator, Just come reach out.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: You threatened me in front of my little girl. You
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: crass the back of Whitey's head.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Hold the knife from the other hand. We just a
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: sale made at the front door.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I can't call it between you and too here.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I have to see it now here.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Probably would do something nefarious, gotta be but that he
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: will fight dirty, dirty, so here will keeps some salt
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: in his podjects.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: He's the bad guy from blood Sport.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: He yeh, damn was like god, rough child.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Ah, that seem was so long.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: It was so long.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: He can't look at the different directions.
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: I can't seem not fighting you right now.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: He had time to remember history. Yeah, yeah, so much.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: They took that as Okay, guys, let's catch you up.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: This is what's having so flash vaccines.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like you're talking about.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Watching that's so.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Raven, you know, John Claude von also you saw this
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: stag too, but you don't see blood Sports.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: And she doesn't even know who John Claude von Dome.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: You know, j c v D.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You really have a different life.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: We all need to cross the racial barrier. Man, We
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: do know when I heard black people like, man, it's
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: just some some white dude. Don't go over there, go
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: over there the white man. Yeah, but that's white. It's
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: not regular. Big.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: He ain't from Portland. Get in on another ring, man,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: cross Belgium. That was way off.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: That's French.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: No, man, that's Belgium. Yea, Belgium is its own country.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: You ain't seen none in this movie.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: There's a French singer. I mean, there's a dude from
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Belgium who was singing. I thought he was French.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: I'm familiar with I remember that.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: That's why I remember that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: So he was speaking French. His name is stro Main.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: He had a tiny death. I was like this, this
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: French dude is killing it. He's like this dude from Belgium.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, nigga, wait, where is Belgium is in France?
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Nah, it's next to France.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You're there, all right, up against you.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I thought Belgium they speak French. Okay, gotch you okay?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Never all right, bye y'all, we'll be back.