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The Loch Ness Monster Is A Greenland Shark And We Love Him pt. 2 · Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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  Behave on this fortune. The hocus pocus lack of focus,
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  the very uneducational podcast that drunkenly stumbles its way
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  through such topics as witchcraft, true crime, fake
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  news, paranormal activity, and things that go bump in a night.
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  I'm justy you're a resident neurodivergent daddy, but Daddy
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  is short of her daddy jet over there.
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  And I'm joined, as usual, by our Hostess with the most chest.
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  When she said she likes her horror movies to be intense, I
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  didn't think she meant actually looking at 2 fuckers sitting in
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  a tent for half the fucking movie.
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  It's Danny Thomas. It's a good fucking movie.
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  I like. I'm not, I'm not gonna lay down
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  on this one. It's it's a good fucking movie.
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  It's yeah, it's two people. It's two people in a fucking
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  tent for half a fucking film, so.
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  It's it's, it's the, it's the what's the word I'm looking for
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  the intensity of it and the. The unseen danger.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  This is this is part our first ever, part our two parter
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  episode because we just fucking rambled last night.
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  Well, last week. Last week.
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  But last night was you. You were in such good form today
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  that you were like, let's just record 2 days in a row.
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  Yeah, we'll, we'll get it up. We'll get it done.
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  I found out today that I got a job that I really wanted.
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  So I'm, I've been in a great mood.
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  Yep. And I I think, I refuse to
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  believe it's off my, it's off my own merit.
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  It's witchcraft. Yeah, that's the double edged
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  sword, isn't it? When, when you've got, when
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  you've got witchcraft, Like I always say that as well when
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  it's when people are religious and they like all these fucking
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  quarterbacks or like super athletes who like whenever they
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  get something done, they're like, it's all, it's all thanks
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  to God. Nobody.
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  God wasn't fucking. God wasn't in the push ups, you
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  know? Yeah.
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  Exactly. It's the alleged sword when when
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  you lose. You.
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  Nobody blames, no one's able to blame God, you know what I mean?
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  You can't. You can't blame.
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  You're not there like that bitch Hecate and get me that job, but
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  fair oblivia you got you. Got no exactly.
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  You got the job. I'm a finance bro now, banker
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  but. Can't wait to see what kind of
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  NF ES you get yourself. Me.
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  Just crypto. I'll get really into crypto
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  really fast. Speaking of cryptos, what about
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  some cryptids? Oh good, you're getting good at
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  aerials, Segways. Yeah.
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  So we left off on the bun the bunyip.
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  I don't know if that's how you say that the.
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  Australian thing that we we didn't understand.
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  That lives in billabongs and devourers trespassers.
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  I don't know how you can trespass Australia.
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  'S fucking. No, they don't.
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  I was in, I was in Australia and like every time you turn a
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  corner there's something that can fucking kill you.
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  Like you don't need to make up shit like that.
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  Hangs out in a fucking billabong.
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  Fucking golden all spider hit me in the face one day as I was
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  walking like between two branches and I was like, oh
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  fucking spider comfy. And someone was like, yeah, that
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  thing bites you, you die. Oh nice.
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  Isn't it like the the bigger they are, like the the more
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  harmless they're Yeah, they've got the ones.
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  That are like. They've got Huntsman spiders who
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  everybody's really afraid of, but like, they're.
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  I love Huntsman. Yeah, they're relatively
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  harmless to, to, well, they're, they're harmless to people.
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  They just freak people out because they're like, they're
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  big and they're fast. As fuck.
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  But a lot of people are like, we don't touch the Huntsman because
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  they keep all the small stuff, like they keep all the creep
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  across, Yeah. I've seen loads of videos on
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  TikTok of people being like, this is my Huntsman.
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  His name is Gary. Like it was like I hate spiders,
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  but he keeps everything else out.
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  So we leave each other alone. We don't bother each other.
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  And he's like my form of pest control.
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  But like I you can hear the fact that you can hear them on the
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  floor is like just just terrifying Scotland.
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  You can. Hear them fuck.
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  It actually has crocodiles. They've got I I walked through a
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  field and when I was in like a kind of AI love a zoo.
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  I fucking love a zoo and. I love.
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  A zoo. I was walking in in this kind of
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  difficult in Australia. They've got like little zoos
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  everywhere, especially like it rural Australia, like in
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  Tasmania, every every town has its own little kind of wildlife
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  sanctuary. I was walking in one and it was
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  just like a gate that was like, yeah, please close gate behind
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  you. Doesn't say why to close the
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  gate behind you. So I was like, OK, but I close
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  the gate behind me and I got half a chill field before I
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  realized I was in a field with a fucking emu.
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  A very curious. I hate this fucking dinosaur.
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  This thing is a fucking dinosaur.
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  Scare. The shit out of me.
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  Those things are fast. Came like it was harmless, but
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  it came straight up to me and like just legged up right up to
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  me and I was like stopped like hands in the air.
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  Take, take my wallet, take whatever you want.
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  Take my wife. I don't care.
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  Yeah, but like everything they've got like flying foxes,
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  everything's so weird. It's it's so upside down there.
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  I. Love flying foxes?
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  Now they are harmless, but when it gets to like dusk, when it's
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  just going from like darkness or from from daytime to nighttime,
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  these dogs just are flying over your head like.
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  Yeah, they are. They're like the size of small,
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  small dogs. They're like flying cats.
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  And they have like a head, like a German Shepherd.
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  You ever see when they like they mix a corgi with anything, it
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  just becomes like a corgi version of the mix.
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  Yeah, yeah, they get the just the colouring, yeah.
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  Yeah, so like they look like German shepherd corgis with
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  wings. It's.
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  They do. It's insane, yeah, but yeah.
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  So Australia. I don't know what a fucking
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  bunyip is. I've heard of it.
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  I've never looked into it. Because you're not.
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  Australia's scary enough. It is it doesn't it doesn't need
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  a Cryptid, but I do just want I want to bring it back to
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  Huntsman for a second because there's a really cool fact that
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  I learned. So I follow this guy on TikTok.
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  He's like a like a, a bug expert.
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  He stitched this video. So videos like a mom and
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  daughter and they're trying to like catch this Huntsman and
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  they have like a like a Tupperware thing over it and
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  then like it falls out and then they run and then the spider
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  like runs after them. But everyone's just like, holy
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  shit. Like we didn't know the constant
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  spiders like run after you and they chase you.
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  They actually don't. They're like the kind of animal
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  where if a bigger animal is is running away from something,
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  they're like danger shit. In that direction, because there
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  must be something bigger back there, yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah, run with the bigger
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  creatures. So like these people are like
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  terrified of him. And he's like, what?
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  What is it? Where are we going?
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  Which I just thought was really funny, right?
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  So we'll move on to my personal favorite Cryptid.
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  I fucking love skinwalkers. Anything to do with skinwalkers
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  I am all over. Danny, we talked about
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  skinwalkers. Did we?
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  Yeah. 100%. We left off on the bunyip.
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  No, we, we definitely talked about skin markers because we
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  were talking about, uh, this is, this is hilarious because it
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  just shows the dynamic of this podcast because that was one of
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  the last things we were talking about and you were three sheep
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  for the wind at that stage. Uh.
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  I was. I was.
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  Yeah, no, we did, because we talked about, um, Skinwalkers,
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  Skinwalker Ranch. Navajo witches, yes.
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  You were you were saying that the white man doesn't respect
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  the skinwalker and. Yeah.
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  That the locals all kind of, they're not just like leave that
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  kind of stuff alone, but like the white man comes and digs
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  around. White man.
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  And yeah, he kind of, yeah, yeah, he's the real.
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  The white man is the reason why, and the skinwalkers keep fucking
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  kind of like fucking with people because the white man can't
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  leave anything alone. OK, so skinwalkers be covered.
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  Just just so everybody's clear on this as well, if you're not
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  Irish and you're listening to this and you're wondering why
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  we're so flagrant with saying things like the white man,
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  because Irish people aren't white now physically.
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  No, we're not. Physically, we are the whitest
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  people that we are, like Ground Zero for white.
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  We are where white started. So we're also a colonized nation
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  and we don't identify with other whites like the fucking the
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  Belgians and the Brits and the fucking all those are whites
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  that love going around and they're enslaving people.
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  So yeah, we need to come up with another term for for the Irish.
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  We're probably the closest of all the whites to being allowed
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  to say the N word. Yeah, still probably not going
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  to do it though. We're only we're only 4%.
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  We're just putting our own racial slurs into the songs.
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  Like the N word in Paris just becomes the Paddy in Paris.
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  That's the the easiest way of doing it.
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  Like where? Where my paddies at?
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  But yeah, skinwalkers, Yeah, we covered it.
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  So #9A Thunderbird. Oh yeah, here we go.
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  We definitely didn't talk with the Thunderbirds.
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  Thunderbirds are. Massive birds.
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  Do you hate? I do.
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  Remember the Thunderbirds? This is apparently yeah, Yeah, I
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  do. And the less said about it the
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  better. I hate it.
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  I hate it. Don't even make me picture it
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  now, because now I'm picturing it and it's.
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  I just got. A fast track of a of a
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  Thunderbird looking thing called Captain Scarlet.
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  Is that a thing? Stop.
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  Yes, it is. Oh, OK.
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  So massive bird from Native American lore said to summon
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  storms with its wings. Sky God kind of vibes.
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  Yeah. So is, is this in the category
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  of also things that actually lived at one stage, like this
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  massive eagle, this massive, like Raptor actually existed at
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  one stage? And they're the question is,
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  does do the actual, the birds themselves without the kind of
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  like the magical side of things or the summoning of storms
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  around like that, but the actual birds themselves that are
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  supposed to be like big enough to like carry goats away or like
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  the actual humans? Yeah.
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  Could. This thing still exist?
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  Does it survive in the world today?
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  Could there be somewhere remote that there is a nest the size of
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  an Olympic swimming pool that one of these fucking birds is
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  hanging out with? I mean.
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  Maybe there was, because like, everything fucking existed back
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  then and now we were just, we're left with all this shit animals.
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  Yeah, like. We do, we do push these like all
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  like, like we were saying with Bigfoot like and uh, maybe Loch
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  Ness like. So if there was something that
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  is kind of this anomaly that kind of survived for, you know,
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  forever and they're in these remote places or these places
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  that they can actually hide. But like humans are like ruining
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  habitats of animals now. Like like every second the
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  rainforest is getting fucking milled over by like hundreds of
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  acres. So like.
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  Could. Could it have before?
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  Like the industrial age, could these things have kind of
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  survived? I actually think, yeah, like
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  something like a massive bird. I.
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  Think so, yeah. I think definitely, but if
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  they're still hanging around because you.
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  Literally. I don't know, like look at.
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  Emus, like, I know, like they can't fly, but they're fucking
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  huge. So it's not, you know, a huge
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  kind of like leap to think that, yeah, there could easily be
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  birds that big that could fly. Do you?
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  Know of this this the the place I forget what the extinction,
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  whatever the fuck it is, but it's the guys that are bringing
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  back. They already brought back the
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  direwolf. Oh.
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  Yeah, I have seen that technically.
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  Didn't bring back a direwolf. What they did was they fucked
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  around with the DNA, the genome of the Gray wolf, and they've
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  like they change like I think 22 or 20 something traits to make
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  it more like a dire wolf. And then they like put the
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  embryos into surrogate dog. And now they've got these
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  fucking massive dire wolves that they're after bringing back from
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  basically extinction. Like, again, it's not exactly A1
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  for one model of a dire wolf, but it's the start of what they
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  could be doing. They're the guys that are trying
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  to bring back the mammoth and like the they're bringing back
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  like things like the mammoth or the step bison and things like
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  that that are going to they're going to eventually put into
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  habitats that they'll bring the habitat back to life so that it
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  actually will be good for the environment, you know.
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  Yeah, I think like if they put them out in the in Siberia in
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  this place to see in park and, you know, into the into the
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  tundra, the lakes of the mammoth and the stepwiseon and these
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  massive kind of undulates that they're going to bring back.
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  These animals are going to like eat all the grass.
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  And then the forest will start getting bigger and it'll take
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  down the permafrost and the environment gets better, there's
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  more oxygen and all this kind of stuff.
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  So it's apparently it's good. But also they're looking at
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  bringing back other animals like the dodo and.
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  The. Fucking one that is actually
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  terrifying for me is the more dodos.
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  Are fucking terrifying dodos. Are idiots dodos?
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  Dodos were like just in the. Name.
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  Really. They're fucking huge, like.
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  Dodos got got murdered to death because they had no like they
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  were from places where they had no predators.
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  So when people came like pirates and they were like, oh, we're
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  hungry. What do we do?
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  All these animals that are walking up to us and look
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  delicious. Let's just murder them all.
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  And that's basically what happened to the Dodo, and it was
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  also the reason why the same was.
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  Like manatees, Galapagos. Tortoises almost went extinct as
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  well. You got.
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  Manatees have that. They've no natural predators, so
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  they're they always come up to people and like, hug them in the
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  water and stuff. And then there's like, capybaras
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  are the same. They'll chill with any animal
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  because no one eats them. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah. Well, they, they'll, they avoid
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  like large alligators, but they've been seen like hanging
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  out with like cave and crocodiles because the
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  crocodiles can't eat them. Yeah.
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  And they're just sitting on top of them and stuff like.
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  Yeah. I don't.
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  Know there's something about capybaras that I don't like.
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  Like there's something shifty about them.
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  I think it's like their eyes, they're just, they just seem
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  really like just really like up themselves.
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  They just seem real. I don't know what it is.
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  I don't like the cut of their gym cookie.
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  Like, yeah, they're just real. Like, yeah, whatever.
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  I don't. Know what it is?
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  And like, most people love them. And I'm like, no, there's
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  something about that guy they don't like.
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  I I can't put my finger on it, but he's shifty.
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  And you? See the video of the Pelican
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  size an up a capybara to see if you could eat them.
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  No. There's there's a.
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  Capybara. Like sitting down and a Pelican
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  just comes and like puts its beak around it just to see to
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  measure, to see if you could eat like a pepper bar is just like
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  just doesn't give a fuck why you must have more capamaras.
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  Oh, because the the the things take.
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  Welcome. To hocus pocus like a focus,
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  but. You did.
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  You did say we got good feedback for going off on tangents.
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  Yeah, that's why. I've been getting like that's a
• 16:26
  good thing. Nobody is like, oh, I love that
• 16:30
  structured part of the podcast or like I love you 2 fucking
• 16:33
  idiots just ramble on about nothing but what I was rambling
• 16:38
  for a reason though, because they are these guys that are
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  bringing back the mammoth and are planning and bringing back
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  all these animals are bringing back the MOA, which is also
• 16:47
  known as the elephant burnt. But it's like the closest thing
• 16:50
  that you could get to a dinosaur.
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  I'm. Googling it, yeah.
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  So it's basically an emu that's like, I don't know, 910 feet
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  tall. So if you can imagine an emu
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  that's 6 feet tall and how fucking freaky I.
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  Hate it? Yeah, I hate.
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  It Yeah, Why would they? Oh.
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  No, I hate it. But imagine the omelet.
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  So I love an egg. It's, so it's basically you
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  guys, obviously you just Google it, but it is, it looks like a
• 17:20
  grouse with dinosaur legs, Yeah. It's fucking ginormous.
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  It's. Terrifying.
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  Oh yeah, here we go. So an EMU average height is
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  well, it can get up to 8 feet an.
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  Emu. And then this is up to 12.
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  An emu can get up to 12. Not an emu, sorry.
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  An ostrich. The dinosaur bird can get up to
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  12 feet tall, so I think. About like a bird that is twice
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  your size coming around the corner and what like weight legs
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  basically like a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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  Why are they in a bit? Why are they?
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  I get like. Yeah, all the things to bring
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  back like. I don't want that I have a.
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  Weird thing about birds. Anyway, I love pigeons just
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  because I feel bad for pigeons because they were the world's
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  first pet and we treated them horribly and you can just get a
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  pigeon. Like you can literally just take
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  one off the street and bring it home.
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  And apparently because. And no, but apparently because
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  they were domesticated for so long, they settle in with people
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  like pretty much straight away. Like it'll just trust you
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  straight away. I want a pigeon.
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  All right. OK, so next 1M.
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  Tyson can do it. You can do it.
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  I know I. Probably could.
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  Yeah, I probably could get 1. So like Mickey had a pigeon on
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  her balcony and she complained about it and then they made it
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  go away and I was really sad. I was like, oh guys on my.
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  Road here that used to to keep pigeons and funny enough they
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  were all called the Pigeon Murphy's and that's what they
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  used to race their pigeons all the time.
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  Yeah. One of my neighbors did that as
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  well, like all like literally they'd, I think they'd start
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  like here in Wales and then race back to Ireland was like, yeah,
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  it was almost like really long mad routes like that.
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  They did um, but anyway, so. It's a.
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  Big bird, a big bird that maybe that was what they were talking
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  about. It could have been that one.
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  So flatwoods monster alien like Cryptid with a glowing face and
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  spade shaped hood. I've seen these guys seen
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  floating around West Virginia. You've seen.
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  These guys or like you've heard of these guys?
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  No, I'm a part of these guys. I've seen them like online and
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  stuff. Have you seen what they look
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  like? I don't.
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  Yeah, I don't know this one, so. Search Flatwoods monster you
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  will have definitely seen when. You tell me the Google things
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  because I get distracted. There's a lot of tits on my
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  phone. Flatwoods.
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  Monster. Here we go.
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  Here we. Go.
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  Or more than a. Jesus.
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  I. Know I've seen like so many like
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  posting like me and the girls that's.
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  One of the creepiest things I've ever seen in my life.
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  I was like. Sitting down on a night out
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  because our feet hurt. It's like one of them is just
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  sat dangling their legs over the dock and the others are just
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  stood there. Jesus, Yeah, I think they're
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  really. Cool.
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  So for. Anybody like anybody who hasn't
• 20:11
  got the capacity to Google this? It's kind of just like these
• 20:14
  old, olden times drawings is what I'm looking at here.
• 20:18
  And it looks like an alien head surrounded by like a like a
• 20:23
  spade from a playing card, like so that the head has this spade
• 20:28
  and then dressed kind of like a nun.
• 20:30
  But it's the freakiest looking thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 20:33
  I love. Them, I think they're really
• 20:34
  cute. What's?
• 20:36
  The point of them What's the? So on the evening of September
• 20:41
  12th, 1952, several local children reported seeing a fiery
• 20:44
  object fall from the sky and land on a nearby farm.
• 20:48
  They, along with a few adults including Kathleen May and
• 20:51
  National Guardsmen Eugene Lemon, went to investigate, discovering
• 20:55
  a large, possibly humanoid figure.
• 20:57
  Witnesses described the creature as being around 10 feet tall
• 21:00
  with a red face, glowing green body and a spade shaped head
• 21:04
  emitting A hissing sound and a metallic odor.
• 21:07
  Some accounts also mention a skirt or folds of material
• 21:11
  hanging below the waist and reports of the creature floating
• 21:14
  or gliding towards them. Uh, witnesses also reported that
• 21:18
  their dog ran back to them with its tail between its legs, and
• 21:21
  some reported feeling I'll after the encounter with symptoms
• 21:25
  similar to those uh, of mustard gas exposure.
• 21:28
  Local police investigated but found no conclusive evidence,
• 21:31
  and the US Air Force concluded that there was nothing
• 21:34
  paranormal about the sighting. Despite the lack of
• 21:37
  confirmation, the Flatwoods monster became a local legend
• 21:40
  and has continued to draw interest.
• 21:42
  Interesting, I didn't know they were 10 foot tall.
• 21:44
  That's fucking massive for these things.
• 21:47
  Yeah. Some investigators suggest the
• 21:49
  object scene was a meteor, and the creature was likely a barn
• 21:52
  owl perched in a tree with shadows, creating the illusion
• 21:56
  of a large humanoid figure that. That kind of makes sense.
• 21:59
  Yeah. Other people propose that
• 22:01
  witnesses experienced a collective hallucination or
• 22:04
  misremembered the events due to fear and excitement.
• 22:09
  The lingering illness symptoms have been attributed to post
• 22:11
  traumatic stress or other natural causes.
• 22:14
  Despite the lack of definitive evidence, the Flatwoods monster
• 22:17
  remains popular figure in cryptozoology and popular
• 22:20
  culture. Legend has inspired various
• 22:23
  forms of media, including books, documentaries, and even video
• 22:27
  games like Fallout 76. That's where.
• 22:29
  When I looked it up there, it was like from Fallout.
• 22:32
  I was like, oh, interesting, there's a.
• 22:33
  Museum then dedicated to it in Sutton in West Virginia and then
• 22:38
  the town of Flatwoods has embraced the legend with various
• 22:41
  attractions and events. West Virginia.
• 22:44
  Mount Mama. It's interesting to to say like
• 22:51
  a bunch of people saw it and then say like it was a mass
• 22:53
  hallucination because like I've heard of these mass
• 22:55
  hallucinations or like mass kind of effects before.
• 22:57
  But like, can you really attribute a mass hallucinate?
• 23:00
  Like that's a real kind of cop out question.
• 23:03
  Unless like there's a massive gas leak and then they all see
• 23:06
  the same owl and they all kind of maybe it was some freaky
• 23:09
  thing. But like if a bunch of people
• 23:10
  see something that has to be something to do with that.
• 23:12
  Exactly. Yeah, there has to be.
• 23:14
  And it's like it's the same. So it's like back in the like
• 23:17
  the Salem witch trials and stuff like that.
• 23:19
  Which? We do a fucking bunch of
• 23:21
  episodes on OH. Like a load, but basically what
• 23:24
  that was is ergot. They were.
• 23:27
  Convinced. Yeah, literally they were
• 23:28
  convinced that like she was possessed by the devil, she was
• 23:31
  a witch form which she was just high as fuck on this like weed
• 23:36
  like. Yeast bacteria, wasn't it like.
• 23:38
  Yeah. And then she was like blamed the
• 23:40
  housekeeper because the housekeeper was like, obviously
• 23:43
  like an African slave and she was like, she did it.
• 23:46
  She was the one that like made it happen, blah, blah, blah.
• 23:50
  And that started the whole thing.
• 23:51
  But yeah, everyone thinks that it's, it was ergot that like,
• 23:54
  well, in that particular town. OK, so moving on, this is one of
• 23:58
  your favourites? The.
• 24:00
  Kraken. So what's Kurakalakken?
• 24:04
  Giant. Tentacle sea beast from
• 24:06
  Scandinavian folklore, which is the best folklore?
• 24:09
  I have to say I love Scandinavian yeah, there's some
• 24:12
  Scandinavian as well. They and.
• 24:14
  The best thing about Scandinavian folklore is that
• 24:16
  like a lot of stuff was kind of saved or I've, I've been in
• 24:20
  Iceland and I've done these kind of tours or they have this day.
• 24:23
  They talk about the sagas and they Oh yeah, have like all the
• 24:28
  stuff from the sagas still there.
• 24:29
  Like still kind of like we in Ireland, we have just like word
• 24:34
  of mouth, but in Scandinavia they actually have this written
• 24:37
  down, like these sagas written down.
• 24:39
  So there's some really interesting stuff like, and the
• 24:41
  monsters, cryptids and gods and stuff like that is really
• 24:44
  interesting. But of course the Kraken is one
• 24:48
  of these things that like just hits media so much.
• 24:52
  Obviously like we've, we've talked about your kind of fears
• 24:56
  of the propellers and stuff like that, like, but like a lot of
• 25:01
  people have this fear of the unknown underneath the water
• 25:05
  and, but. Again, it could easily exist.
• 25:09
  It easily could. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:10
  Because. Like I said, 5% of the ocean,
• 25:14
  yeah, they kind of. Do exist, if you think about it,
• 25:16
  like maybe like the details of like this fucking massive
• 25:19
  creature being able to sink ships is like obviously over
• 25:24
  inflated or like maybe it did happen.
• 25:27
  Maybe there's an even bigger version of a squid down there.
• 25:30
  But there is a such thing as a colossal squid.
• 25:33
  There's like there's like when you were talking when we were
• 25:36
  having like the megalodon at the last episode when you're talking
• 25:40
  about like sharks getting bitten into their sperm whales.
• 25:43
  Yeah. And we spoke about this as well.
• 25:44
  Sperm whales are like coming to the top of the sea where like
• 25:48
  suction marks that are like bigger than humans on the size
• 25:53
  on the on the side of their, their, their bodies, like where
• 25:56
  it's they've, they've been attacked by literal colossal
• 26:00
  squids. That's the name of them.
• 26:01
  They've had to come up with a bigger name for something.
• 26:04
  There's like there's squid, there's giant squids and these
• 26:08
  other things are fucking colossal squid and they've seen
• 26:11
  them. We were talking about the the
• 26:14
  I'm getting fucking hyped now, but it's a.
• 26:20
  Colossal squirts. But.
• 26:22
  We've seen the underwater Rovers, like you were talking
• 26:25
  about them with James Cameron and stuff like that.
• 26:28
  These guys are getting to depths in the ocean now where we're
• 26:31
  seeing new stuff every time they go down there.
• 26:34
  And they've literally seen these things swimming underwater,
• 26:38
  these colossal squids that are just fucking enormous.
• 26:43
  Like when you think about the the, they've got I think 10
• 26:47
  tentacles. Yeah, the two of the biggest
• 26:49
  ones. When you see that trailer behind
• 26:52
  this fucking monster, like they go they're they're longer than
• 26:55
  cargo ships. It's in fucking saying the size
• 26:58
  of these things. So you can only imagine like.
• 27:00
  And that's the. Thing and people so it's hard to
• 27:03
  picture that as well like do you mean something that fucking big
• 27:07
  like it is hard to picture it like and you can hear they can
• 27:11
  say like Oh yeah, their size of what are we you give it in
• 27:13
  meters and you're like ah it doesn't sound that big and then
• 27:15
  you fucking see it it's like insane it's astronomically.
• 27:20
  Astronomically, but you can only imagine like when when people
• 27:23
  were like planning to sail the world for the first time.
• 27:27
  Like when we have our own kind of version of Leif Erickson's
• 27:32
  South of America or you know, Columbus's South of America,
• 27:36
  we've got Brendan Brendan's voyage, who he documented his
• 27:42
  voyage to the Newfoundland, which we in Ireland believe that
• 27:46
  like he found America before Leif Erickson or Columbus or any
• 27:51
  of those guys did, not before the indigenous people who like
• 27:54
  walked across the Bering Strait. But like, but you know, he was
• 27:59
  we, we believe that he's like one of the first people ever to
• 28:02
  sailor to, to land over there. And it's got its own folklore.
• 28:06
  But he he describes the kind of creatures that he saw as he was
• 28:12
  travelling like these massive kind of like what he described
• 28:16
  as islands coming from the the water.
• 28:20
  And these islands had eyes like the guy saw a whale, but he
• 28:24
  didn't know what he was seeing. So like when people are talking
• 28:26
  about this crack. Yeah, you.
• 28:27
  Don't. Like.
• 28:29
  This they might have seen like a colossal squid wash up on on the
• 28:34
  shore and then their imaginations would say this
• 28:36
  thing would be able to eat a ship so like.
• 28:40
  Yeah. If you're.
• 28:41
  If you're telling me that this thing is a like, you know, when
• 28:43
  we talk about cryptids, there's that blurry line of like, is it
• 28:47
  like with Bigfoot? We're still kind of gone.
• 28:50
  Oh, is, is it possible the, the Kraken is there?
• 28:55
  It's right fucking there. The colossal screen exists for
• 28:58
  me. That one is kind of OK.
• 29:01
  Maybe it didn't eat ships, but you can understand why people
• 29:06
  said there's a massive fucking monster with enormous tentacles
• 29:10
  who can bring ships underneath water.
• 29:12
  Has they seen the fucking things?
• 29:14
  I mean and. Yeah, I guess it's like if you
• 29:15
  have a smaller boat, like a like a small fishing vessel, easily
• 29:19
  probably could fucking pull it down under, you know what I
• 29:22
  mean? These stories get.
• 29:23
  Conflated. All the time.
• 29:24
  Like, so again, yeah, you know, by the end of this story, it's
• 29:28
  this massive, huge kind of a monster that is dragging ships
• 29:35
  below. But like, again, could it just
• 29:37
  been colossal squid? The thought that Coric was a
• 29:42
  fucking whale and I tried to eat a boat?
• 29:44
  You know what? You get me.
• 29:45
  Yeah. And actually it brings me back
• 29:47
  as well to a horror movie that I promise you, you will like and
• 29:51
  you should watch it. So it's called 2 minutes.
• 29:55
  For 20 minutes at NDA that's. Just life.
• 29:59
  Of Π well, a man and a tiger so. That's great, no?
• 30:04
  Like it's so it's called the the ritual, right?
• 30:09
  And basically it starts out like it's this group of friends and
• 30:13
  they're like on a night out, one of them ends up in an accident
• 30:16
  and dies. And then they go on a trip.
• 30:20
  They take like a hiking trip through Sweden that this guy
• 30:24
  always wanted to do. So they were like in his memory,
• 30:27
  we'll we'll do it for him. And they're in the middle of
• 30:30
  like these woods in like middle of nowhere in Sweden.
• 30:35
  And it's like a lot of like mad shit starts to happen.
• 30:40
  So they come across this like cabin that they stay in for
• 30:43
  shelter, a lot of like old like Scandinavian, Norse witchcraft
• 30:47
  stuff they find in there. And then like it's it, it, I
• 30:50
  think you'd really like it. It's on prime.
• 30:52
  It's really, really good. Like check it.
• 30:53
  Out. Yeah, you should.
• 30:54
  Because like even. I I've seen there's a movie
• 30:58
  called I think Troll as well and that's the Scandinavian fucked
• 31:02
  up troll. Is great.
• 31:03
  I really like trolls. I again, because I don't watch.
• 31:06
  I don't watch horrors. I is.
• 31:09
  That. Really a.
• 31:10
  Horror it's it's it's genuine. It's because so it goes back to
• 31:14
  the whole like myth and legend that trolls are actually
• 31:18
  mountains. They're like solidified into
• 31:21
  rock and stuff. And then the lot of the
• 31:24
  mountains kind of come to life like the trolls are back.
• 31:27
  Is is the whole premise of of the movie.
• 31:29
  I've really, really liked it. I thought it was really good.
• 31:33
  It's on Netflix, but when it comes.
• 31:34
  To Norse mythology I'm I'm low key interested.
• 31:38
  Yeah. Here don't be so author about it
• 31:46
  I. Was trying to get you to think
• 31:50
  that I froze, but I was really just like.
• 31:55
  So if anyone who missed that joke I will explain it.
• 31:58
  I said I'm low key interested in Norse mythology and low key.
• 32:02
  Now look, if you don't get it, just Google it, right?
• 32:09
  We can't just fucking. We can't hold it for you.
• 32:11
  While you piss, basically go. And fucking look stuff up.
• 32:15
  The ritual is the name of that movie.
• 32:16
  Yeah, the. Ritual, yeah, it's really,
• 32:19
  really good. It's I think it's free on Prime
• 32:21
  at the minute, I think. But it is really, really
• 32:23
  interesting. It's really good.
• 32:24
  And it's not like, I mean a lot happens in it, so it's not like
• 32:27
  Willow Creek at all. It's the opposite like, but it
• 32:31
  is really, really good and then it's like just a group of mates
• 32:34
  and yeah it's it's great. I really liked it.
• 32:39
  Um, so moving on we have there's so many squatches.
• 32:44
  We have the bat squatch now. Bat Squatch.
• 32:47
  Just big. Bigfoot Bigfoot with wings
• 32:51
  spotted near Mount Saint Helens post eruption.
• 32:56
  Chaotic Neutral. That's just Mothman, no?
• 32:59
  Mothman is no. We'll get into.
• 33:01
  I love Mothman. We'll get into Mothman.
• 33:03
  I did it get into. Mothman we talked about for an
• 33:06
  hour. No.
• 33:10
  I didn't. We did.
• 33:17
  We did. We did.
• 33:17
  I got it. I got it right.
• 33:18
  We did it. That's fine.
• 33:19
  That's fine. I'm drunk.
• 33:24
  You expect me to know these things?
• 33:27
  I'm literally Lucille Blues. Fantastic.
• 33:32
  She missed. The drowsy eye emoji for a
• 33:35
  winking suggestion. But I do love the progression of
• 33:42
  each podcast where I get to watch you get a little bit a
• 33:47
  little bit drunker as you drink myself.
• 33:49
  But by the. End of it.
• 33:51
  You're so giddy. No wonder you can't remember the
• 33:54
  fucking mop, man. I can't.
• 33:55
  Like. Yeah.
• 33:57
  All right. So.
• 33:59
  The bats watch this one I. Think I've heard of but I think
• 34:05
  I've heard it called different name.
• 34:08
  Google is the Fresno Nightcrawler.
• 34:11
  Oh yeah. Yeah, no, I've heard.
• 34:12
  I've heard it is for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:14
  Walking. Pants, basically.
• 34:16
  Yeah, so pale, long legged beings caught on CCTV in
• 34:21
  California. Unsettling and fashion forward.
• 34:26
  Fashion. Forward.
• 34:31
  I was like the song that pops into my eyes.
• 34:33
  Everybody's talking about my tight pants.
• 34:36
  I got my tight pants. I got my tight pants on the
• 34:40
  Fresno. Micrawler is a Cryptid oil
• 34:42
  creature whose existence is not scientifically proven, first
• 34:45
  appearing in a viral surveillance video from Fresno,
• 34:47
  CA in 2007, it is characterized by its long, thin white legs and
• 34:52
  minimal upper body, often described as looking like a pair
• 34:56
  of walking pants, while some. Believe it's a.
• 34:59
  Real unknown creatures. Others consider it a hoax or a
• 35:02
  misinterpretation of other phenomena.
• 35:07
  And there's a video big. Wrangler wants you to think that
• 35:10
  it's a hoax if you're playing. Around at home I am just about
• 35:12
  to watch a video of this thing and creep myself out.
• 35:17
  That's. I bring you love.
• 35:19
  That's Mr. Burns. It's you know it.
• 35:22
  Reminds me of that picture of John Lennon.
• 35:24
  Or he's he's walking and his legs are just moving.
• 35:28
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the one.
• 35:30
  This isn't a fucking video of the thing at all.
• 35:32
  This is just AI. Both.
• 35:34
  Oh, there it is. Yeah, guys, come on.
• 35:38
  That's oh shit. Is that it?
• 35:42
  It's pants. Nah.
• 35:44
  That must be AI. That can't be.
• 35:46
  That's just people on stilts walking around.
• 35:50
  Nah. What the bang of?
• 35:55
  Sesame Street off that thing? Absolutely not.
• 35:58
  This can't be real. If that's real, then what are
• 36:02
  you? Like, what are you going to do?
• 36:03
  Walk me to death? It's only legs.
• 36:06
  Yeah. Well, it can kick you.
• 36:07
  Oh. Shit, I never thought about
• 36:08
  that. Kicking me to death.
• 36:11
  My wrong weakness. Yeah.
• 36:17
  Yeah, so, so yeah, that's the the Fresno Nightcrawl.
• 36:21
  What? Yeah.
• 36:22
  What was the Pretty Wings watch? Or is that a different?
• 36:26
  Is that a different thing? That's.
• 36:27
  Different that's a we moved on from that because it's just
• 36:31
  Bigfoot with wings. We've already done like 3
• 36:33
  fucking variants of Bigfoot. So because I had.
• 36:35
  A joke about it that just sounded like what Batman would
• 36:38
  call his watch. But there we are.
• 36:40
  Fucking moved on. There's no fucking legs, I.
• 36:43
  Thought it was very funny. Thanks.
• 36:46
  Fuck you. Fuck off right?
• 36:54
  So lizard man of scape or swamp? I love me a swamp, I really do.
• 37:00
  Umm, reptilian humanoid reported in South Carolina, the worst of
• 37:06
  the Carolinas. Umm known for attacking cars and
• 37:11
  vanishing mysteriously, which vandalizes cars and runs away.
• 37:19
  Just. A land looking like a lizard to
• 37:20
  doing it. There is there is that guy.
• 37:23
  Do you remember like in the 90s he used to be fucking
• 37:26
  everywhere. Whereas a guy who like modified
• 37:28
  his body to look like a lizard. Oh yeah.
• 37:31
  I remember him. He got like this pork tongue and
• 37:33
  everything. Yeah, Green.
• 37:35
  Green 2 all over his body and then he got like the the bumps
• 37:39
  under his skin and all that kind of stuff to look like he had
• 37:41
  like, yeah, ridges and stuff like that and the dermal.
• 37:43
  Things yeah, Dermal. There's like a guy, a guy over
• 37:47
  here, I don't know, like whereabouts it's like that.
• 37:52
  I think it's Devon but it's the cat man and he like wears the
• 37:56
  leotard like an all black leotard and paints his face
• 38:00
  black and has cat ears and just just sneaks up on couples riding
• 38:04
  in their cars. Nice, so the cat is so lean
• 38:08
  dogging he's. Yeah, he's legit.
• 38:11
  Like he just he just crawls through the woods like like a
• 38:16
  cat and like he just shows up inside people's like no, but if
• 38:22
  you if you search him, just search like Catman UK, it's
• 38:26
  literally. Fucking Google stuff.
• 38:29
  Well, it's it's. So funny.
• 38:32
  Cat. Man cat what does the Kathmandu
• 38:36
  Kathmandu very good cat Man UK. OK, this is car accessories.
• 38:44
  What the fuck is this? Did you search car man UK?
• 38:48
  No. I literally cat man or cat man
• 38:51
  of Greenock is that would that be it?
• 38:53
  Yes, yes, the cat. Man of Greenock, a local legend
• 38:57
  in Greenock, Scotland, known for living in the town's brush in
• 39:01
  the underground tunnels with a large number of cats.
• 39:04
  He is described as having a black stained skin, a big beard
• 39:08
  and is often seen crawling on his belly, eating rats and not
• 39:11
  speaking. Yeah, Legend dates back to the
• 39:14
  1970s, with many locals claiming to have seen or know someone who
• 39:18
  has encountered him. Hmm, every.
• 39:22
  Talent kind of has a tool at all, doesn't it?
• 39:25
  Yeah, you have to like, I mean, that could easily be like Darren
• 39:29
  Butcher from Wexford. I don't I think he's dead now,
• 39:31
  but anyone in Wexford who's listening to this is just pop
• 39:35
  huge. But Darren Butcher, I have to
• 39:38
  tell the story of maybe I'll get Alex to to bleep the name.
• 39:42
  Actually, no, fuck him. He's a scumbag.
• 39:43
  So he lost his legs when he was. Big.
• 39:49
  Pop big pop for lost his legs. Jesus, Danny listeners out
• 39:58
  there, I can only apologize for Danny giddiness that the fact
• 40:01
  that someone fucking lost his legs.
• 40:05
  No, right. So he, he's scumbag and he was
• 40:07
  like, it's not a nice person, like whatever, God rest him if
• 40:12
  he is dead. But he so he was trying to fare
• 40:17
  dodge the train, right. So the old airborne errand
• 40:22
  train, you know, remember the old Orange trains?
• 40:24
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To go from Wexford to Rosslare
• 40:29
  at that time would have been like a pound, like whatever,
• 40:34
  whatever the fuck it is, right. And he was trying to fare dodge
• 40:38
  and he was on the key. So that if you've ever been to
• 40:40
  Wexford and the train is going from Wexford to Rosslare, it
• 40:44
  goes like literally right through the town along the key
• 40:47
  and it moves at like fucking 4 mph, like slow as fuck.
• 40:52
  So. This guy does a run and jump,
• 40:56
  tries to like jump onto the train and he falls underneath it
• 41:01
  and loses his legs. So the train goes over, that's
• 41:05
  how. He lost his leg.
• 41:05
  I thought this was an origin story.
• 41:09
  He. Lost his legs, right?
• 41:11
  And so he was a scumbag. He was in all sorts of trouble.
• 41:14
  Like he ran with, like I think he was running with the Westies
• 41:17
  for a while and and things like that.
• 41:18
  He wasn't. That much running with him, I
• 41:20
  said. Probably we live with the
• 41:22
  Westies. We live with the Westies.
• 41:27
  Is a straight name for a biography.
• 41:28
  Actually is yeah, but so anyway, so he he was scumbag, right?
• 41:32
  He was just nasty and my brother, so we lived in like so
• 41:39
  where we lived growing up to get to town, it was all downhill,
• 41:44
  right? All.
• 41:46
  Downhill. And there was one particular
• 41:48
  metaphor. For the people of Wexford, yeah.
• 41:50
  There was one particular really steep hill called Summerhill
• 41:54
  right? My brother was walking home
• 41:56
  drunk one night and Darren Butchers at the end of the the
• 42:02
  hill in his wheelchair and he's like high as fuck pissed out of
• 42:05
  it. And he goes to my brother.
• 42:07
  He's like, oh, would you give us a push up the hill?
• 42:10
  Right. Your brother is like, yeah,
• 42:12
  don't bother. They have to.
• 42:14
  Anytime I, I'm quoting my brother, I have to talk like my
• 42:17
  brother because that's exactly how he sounds.
• 42:20
  So he wheels this guy all the way up the hill, right?
• 42:23
  And it's about maybe a 15 minute just fucking incline, like
• 42:27
  straight up that hill. Like when I was in school, my
• 42:29
  arse was great because I had to walk that hill every day, right?
• 42:32
  Please don't. Make me picture you in school
• 42:34
  with a great arse that's that's pedo father if it ever does.
• 42:39
  I was a very sexy baby. Umm, right, so.
• 42:48
  Fuck my brother. Brings him all the way up to the
• 42:51
  top of the hill, right? And there's turn off.
• 42:54
  So where he lived, he was doing the turn off.
• 42:56
  My brother had to keep walking straight and he's like, oh,
• 43:00
  thanks man. Like thanks for that.
• 43:01
  I really appreciate it. My brother flipped the
• 43:03
  wheelchair around and just let him go.
• 43:06
  Jesus. For.
• 43:12
  Fuck's sake. Oh my, we could do an episode on
• 43:16
  my brother just being the most chaotic person in the world.
• 43:22
  Like honestly he just, he just let him go and then my mom was
• 43:26
  like why don't you do that? And he goes who should Fucking
• 43:28
  scumbag. I don't care.
• 43:30
  Fucking hell. Someone else would bring him.
• 43:33
  Up when he gets to the bottom. Your brother can't stand people
• 43:39
  in wheelchairs, Daddy. One who didn't like you're
• 43:45
  listening. Daddy just threw something at
• 43:47
  her camera because she was mad at my stupid joke while also
• 43:58
  while swigging fucking absolute barrel.
• 44:01
  Yeah, I almost. Died I was so it's a cool glass
• 44:05
  alright. It's pink and it's like.
• 44:08
  There's. A tilt to it.
• 44:09
  It's all it's all same I. Know I had six of these and now
• 44:13
  I only have two because I am retarded and I drop things all
• 44:17
  the time right? So lizard man of ore swamp
• 44:22
  attacks, carries and runs away. There's this lizard man and now
• 44:30
  my brother's Wheeling a fucking cripple down the hill.
• 44:38
  This is why I love this podcast. Is wrong with this one.
• 44:45
  Right. So, yeah, I haven't really heard
• 44:47
  that much about that. That sounds to me like you
• 44:50
  really only know about it if you're in South Carolina.
• 44:53
  Yeah. What kind of?
• 44:53
  Screen. The barrel now when you get down
• 44:55
  this far down the list here of like cryptids.
• 44:59
  No, because, and I don't know why I put this at #15 when to go
• 45:05
  Oh. OK.
• 45:06
  So I didn't know, I didn't know you were numbering them.
• 45:09
  Yeah. Oh, OK.
• 45:11
  Right now I just thought you'd pull the list off fucking I
• 45:14
  would have Sky like it was. Yeah.
• 45:17
  I didn't know you actually did this.
• 45:19
  Dude. I sorry for actually putting
• 45:22
  effort into. Thank you for doing that.
• 45:24
  I just felt like you just got a random list like a BuzzFeed list
• 45:28
  of weird. Shit good.
• 45:29
  Housekeeping Wendigo. Cannibalistic spirit of
• 45:36
  Algonquin. Algonquin.
• 45:40
  Tall, emaciated, symbol of greed and hunger.
• 45:46
  Yeah, Wendigo. Or like I thought these.
• 45:48
  Were Japanese these bad boys? No.
• 45:50
  You're thinking of gin. No, you're.
• 45:53
  Taking a gin, you alcoholic? What no is gin is gin not like
• 46:00
  he's like a Indian gin. Is a ghost.
• 46:05
  Yeah, Genies. Yeah.
• 46:06
  Is it? I don't know.
• 46:08
  We're no like we're two idiots and ghosts.
• 46:12
  They're like venge vengeful spirits, but they've inherited
• 46:17
  bodies. So it's like basically
• 46:18
  possessed. Yeah, when you go or you can.
• 46:23
  So if you look at like the likes of like Appalachia and stuff
• 46:27
  like that, they are the ones that do like the whistles to
• 46:32
  draw you out. They you can't whistle because
• 46:35
  you'll draw them in. You have to keep your blinds
• 46:37
  clothes all the time after dark. They are known to just like case
• 46:44
  houses. They just walk around the
• 46:46
  property just hoping that you'll slip up and and let them in
• 46:50
  basically. Is that what?
• 46:51
  You call wendigos as when they go around the property people
• 46:55
  get scared of. I'm sorry, I'm just trying out
• 47:02
  some poems, that's all. It's Jesus.
• 47:10
  Numbers #16 is the ogo Pogo. Pogo, Pogo.
• 47:13
  Yeah. Basically.
• 47:14
  The Canadian Loch Ness Monster, right?
• 47:19
  My personal favorite because you know me and my my Canada fetish.
• 47:23
  Yeah, you've got you. Love the Canoga too.
• 47:28
  Oh, any Canadians listening to this hit me.
• 47:29
  I don't care what you look like, if if you have a Canadian
• 47:33
  accent, that's me. Done.
• 47:35
  That's that's all I want to say. Hoser.
• 47:39
  Yeah, basically that spotted in like a Canadian, a Canagan
• 47:45
  Canadian. Well, it's just a Greenland
• 47:48
  sharky just wandered into the lake there and we we can't
• 47:56
  really get it out. So we just, we just call it a
• 47:58
  Loch Ness Monster. Sounding like Jordan Peterson
• 48:01
  there massively. I.
• 48:06
  I was Jordan Peterson. They're Ogle.
• 48:09
  Pogos. They're Ogle.
• 48:12
  Pogos. One generation of Ogle pogos.
• 48:15
  Don't know what to do, hey. And they're turning our kids
• 48:17
  gay. And I said.
• 48:19
  I said to my daughter. I said.
• 48:25
  What a fucking joke. Right.
• 48:28
  I know, I know. I actually, I said.
• 48:29
  This is another thing. There's a few of you guys that
• 48:33
  I've spoken to that probably listened to this, which is
• 48:37
  really funny, but I've ghosted them because I've gone through
• 48:41
  their Instagram following and now I don't give a fuck if you
• 48:44
  follow like 1000 gorgeous bonds like I don't.
• 48:48
  I don't care if your Instagram following looks like you do
• 48:50
  lashes but. If you.
• 48:54
  Follow Jordan Peterson. I am.
• 49:01
  I can't, fucking cannot deal with someone who follows Jordan
• 49:04
  Peterson. There's been a few people who
• 49:06
  who followed Andrew Tate. There was one guy before that I
• 49:11
  was like vibing really well with who were getting on.
• 49:13
  He was really funny. And then I went in and he
• 49:14
  follows Donald Trump and Donald Trump Junior.
• 49:18
  And I was like, I was like, if you follow like I love Melania
• 49:22
  Trump so much because she's just cunt.
• 49:26
  She's just like she serves. Just.
• 49:29
  She's. So funny and she's just like she
• 49:31
  hates him. You can tell she hates him.
• 49:34
  Yeah. And like, you know, she pegs him
• 49:38
  like you absolutely know she wrecks his insides like there's
• 49:42
  no way she like she's fully his Dom.
• 49:46
  And like even when it like they're in public and he goes to
• 49:48
  hold her hand, she's like the fuck off me.
• 49:50
  You're disgusting. Like I'm just like queen, like.
• 49:56
  So that's. The Loveland Frogman.
• 50:01
  I love this. This is what this is.
• 50:03
  If I was a This is a new one that we're on.
• 50:06
  The Loveland. Frog.
• 50:08
  Yeah, that would be my wrestler, my my gimmick, the Loveland
• 50:11
  Frogman. I love that.
• 50:14
  So human sized frog spotted. I would see.
• 50:17
  I I love frogs. Anyone who knows me knows I love
• 50:19
  frogs. I'm obsessed with frogs, frogs
• 50:21
  and toads. And this is a human sized frog
• 50:24
  spotted in Ohio. Sometimes carries a wand.
• 50:28
  I would just want to hug it. I would just be like, I'm
• 50:32
  hugging this giant frog. I'm sitting in a swamp with this
• 50:34
  giant frog. Hello brother, the cat's here.
• 50:40
  Yes. One in Ohio something
• 50:41
  accessories. Though, like when when you say
• 50:44
  like this thing like, oh, this crypt is, is a frog, like a man
• 50:47
  sized frog. And you're like, oh, that's
• 50:49
  amazing. And then you say, and sometimes
• 50:51
  he has a wand. That's that's very kind of goal.
• 50:55
  Yeah. Ah, that's.
• 50:58
  Like I. Believed you until you said he
• 51:00
  had a wand. Wand, for fuck's sake, Harry
• 51:06
  Hopper, Fuck guys, we. Didn't like we really don't have
• 51:10
  a lot to say about these fucking cryptids because half of them
• 51:13
  I'd never heard of. I'll stop.
• 51:16
  And talk about like I go Cryptid but like no because.
• 51:20
  We've only got 3 left. I'm not.
• 51:22
  Talking about one frog. Yeah, no, we've got 3 left and
• 51:26
  then we can move on to something else.
• 51:27
  But we've got tick, belang, tick.
• 51:31
  Belang. Tick.
• 51:32
  Belang horse headed humanoid from the Philippines that leads
• 51:37
  travellers astray and forests a. Horse headed a horse.
• 51:42
  Humanoid, so a. Dude with a with a horse's head
• 51:46
  in the Philippines. Yeah, do they have?
• 51:49
  Horses in the Philippines. I mean horse headed human.
• 51:54
  Yeah, you'd. Imagine they'd have to know what
• 51:56
  a horse is to to invent this horse headed human.
• 52:00
  So I look any of our listeners from the Philippines please,
• 52:06
  sorry. Guys.
• 52:07
  Please, please write me we. Have one we have Let me go on to
• 52:11
  the book to do the thing right? We have one in Philippines.
• 52:14
  I know we do because I checked the we.
• 52:17
  Can check locations. Philip.
• 52:19
  Ian's. I.
• 52:24
  Wish. Umm, what a cool name.
• 52:27
  All right, I got this. So if I go into Buzz Sprout,
• 52:29
  which is like shout out to Buzz Sprout, go to one of our
• 52:33
  sponsors. Oh yeah, please stand by.
• 52:35
  I can't remember which one is that I've done, but if I'm
• 52:38
  doubling. Up on this if you've already.
• 52:39
  Done it, yeah. Focus.
• 52:41
  Fine, they're lucky they have us.
• 52:42
  They can pay. US twice.
• 53:27
  Doctor Lecter that was not. Inspired, right?
• 53:29
  So I'm gonna, I'm actually just gonna list out the cities that
• 53:33
  we have our listeners in, right? And this is our little weird
• 53:36
  way. We're just, no, I just, I'm
• 53:41
  really genuinely just very like interested in it.
• 53:44
  So we have Dublin, Cardiff, Glasgow, Kildare, Mansfield in
• 53:51
  Nottinghamshire, Perth, WA. I don't know the name of that
• 53:56
  town that's in Colorado, somewhere in Lindbergh, Ennis.
• 54:02
  In Clare. What the fuck do we know in
• 54:04
  Ennis? Oakland, CA?
• 54:07
  Brent, Which is in Brent. I don't know where that is.
• 54:12
  Lowertown, Pennsylvania. Antwerp Province, Antwerp.
• 54:16
  In. Rotterdam.
• 54:18
  In in Belgium. Yeah.
• 54:20
  Oh. Yeah, I might know who those
• 54:22
  are. Big, big ups to the big ups to
• 54:25
  the Belgians. Rotterdam.
• 54:26
  Dunboyne, Belfast, Aberdeenshire, Cork, Galway,
• 54:33
  Gori, Red Deer, AB That's one of mine probably Palmdale CA
• 54:41
  Sutton, Avoca and Wicklow. Brisbane QLD, Halifax, NS 1 of
• 54:48
  mine Toronto ON 2021 of the. Listeners, that's all we were
• 54:52
  going to actually have so. A fucking bunch of them.
• 54:56
  Kensington Royal, Kensington and Chelsea.
• 54:58
  Seattle, WA, Burr County, Awfully Philly.
• 55:03
  Salford. Hemel Hemstead.
• 55:05
  You're listening. From Burr County awfully, by the
• 55:07
  way. Just switch off.
• 55:08
  I don't want before listening to me.
• 55:13
  Get fucked, we don't appreciate your fucking your presence.
• 55:18
  Bradford. Catskill, NY, North Rhine
• 55:23
  Westphalia North. Haverbrook put.
• 55:29
  Them on the map. Santa Catarina, Edmonton, AB,
• 55:37
  Barry, Ontario, Loads of Canucks, DRADA and Chicago, IL.
• 55:44
  Not one of those is the Philippines.
• 55:46
  I know. I thought it was I, I so we.
• 55:50
  Can say what the fuck we. Want you don't have horses in
• 55:53
  it? Exactly.
• 55:54
  Fuck you and your fucking country.
• 55:58
  Escape your. Philippines to yourself.
• 56:05
  Alright, anyway, so. Yeah.
• 56:08
  That's the. That's the the tick blank that.
• 56:10
  Ramble into fucking just Danny naming places.
• 56:18
  This next one the Beast of Bray Rd.
• 56:20
  Jordan, Devon, Beast of. Bray Rd.
• 56:24
  I don't know if there's a Bray Rd. in Bray there.
• 56:26
  Should be a Bray. Road in Bray Anyway, Wisconsin's
• 56:29
  werewolf Shaggy by pedal and just a really jacked dog makes
• 56:36
  it. It's just a werewolf.
• 56:38
  Is this? Just in.
• 56:38
  Bray. Road is this.
• 56:39
  Just a dog man in Wisconsin. I think so, dog man.
• 56:42
  Is a thing so like I imagine that is.
• 56:45
  I did listen to a podcast recently about like this
• 56:49
  werewolfy kind of you. Listen to podcasts that isn't
• 56:53
  ours. How dare you, Jesus Christ?
• 56:55
  I've almost exclusively I wouldn't listen to this shit
• 57:00
  I'll do. Like.
• 57:01
  Even if I was in. The Philippines I wouldn't on
• 57:03
  my. Last podcast, Connor just used
• 57:04
  to listen to the Co host. He just used to listen to our
• 57:07
  episodes over and over again. I'm always just like, no, dude,
• 57:11
  Because like for me, recording podcast is like a night out.
• 57:14
  Like I was drunk the night before and I'm not gonna fucking
• 57:17
  look back on my videos that I've posted on fucking Snapchat.
• 57:21
  I'm just like, no, we're fine. And like people will send me
• 57:23
  quotes and I'm like, oh, what's that from?
• 57:26
  It's like literally you. Literally.
• 57:28
  Literally the fact that last night we recorded about the
• 57:31
  Mothman and you were like, we'll get to the Mothman today.
• 57:35
  No, Daddy, we spoke about the moth man for 20 minutes.
• 57:39
  I have. Memory.
• 57:40
  Memory issues with him you were. Celebrating.
• 57:44
  Yeah. Well, no, now I'm celebrating.
• 57:46
  Last night I didn't. I was giving.
• 57:48
  You the out. I was drowning.
• 57:51
  Last night. Tonight I'm celebrating.
• 57:54
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.
• 57:57
  Umm, if you can hear that, uh, noise, that's my cat deciding
• 58:01
  that he wants to live in the ice machine.
• 58:03
  Oh, someone. Has.
• 58:04
  An ice machine? Oh.
• 58:06
  I have an ICE. It is the best thing I have ever
• 58:09
  bought. Honestly, I use it more than my
• 58:12
  microwave or my oven. Or like.
• 58:16
  My my coffee machine because I like to make iced coffees and I
• 58:21
  I fucking love it. Was £70 on TikTok shop, best £70
• 58:26
  I've ever spent and it's so good.
• 58:29
  It makes 16 ice cubes in 8 minutes and it'll fill up that
• 58:34
  entire tray within an hour. Yeah, it's so good today's.
• 58:39
  Our drinking has Danny's ice machine.
• 58:43
  It's. Actually called like a The brand
• 58:45
  is like cheapest which is really funny like.
• 58:48
  You should actually just try and get a sponsorship deal from the
• 58:53
  ice machine. Oh, I probably.
• 58:54
  Could I probably would because literally it kept it keeps
• 58:58
  getting like so these people on TikTok were like promoting it
• 59:01
  because they get like a discount from the brand or whatever.
• 59:05
  And it was just normal people promoting it and I got 1.
• 59:08
  So I probably could get a discount code for anyone who
• 59:10
  wants it, but it's been a lifesaver in this heat.
• 59:14
  Honestly. Discount.
• 59:16
  Code is Weren't we talking about a werewolf from Wisconsin?
• 59:23
  Discount code is off topic 20. Uh, right.
• 59:32
  OK yeah. Beast of Bray Rd. is just a
• 59:34
  werewolf in Wisconsin. Which Wisconsin has umm, cheese.
• 59:39
  Cheese Museum. Cheese was going to say.
• 59:42
  It's what it's known for, is it? Yeah.
• 59:44
  Yeah, and so my friend Mickey, she is from Illinois and which
• 59:50
  is near Wisconsin and the supermarket that she has.
• 59:55
  So like, do you know the way like you have, we have like a
• 59:57
  dairy aisle in like Tesco or you know where we.
• 1:00:01
  They. Have a cheese aisle.
• 1:00:05
  A. Whole aisle just cheese.
• 1:00:08
  And they live, like, next to Wisconsin because there's so
• 1:00:12
  much cheese and so many different cheeses.
• 1:00:15
  And they have a whole aisle. Like, they're both sides of the
• 1:00:19
  aisle in a whole supermarket just for cheese.
• 1:00:22
  That is heaven to me. Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Like. I love cheese.
• 1:00:25
  My body doesn't love cheese. I fucking know.
• 1:00:28
  Vehemently. But I.
• 1:00:30
  But. Yeah, I love that.
• 1:00:32
  Too. It's worth it.
• 1:00:33
  It's worth it. Like, do you know what I mean?
• 1:00:36
  For every like minute that I spend on the toilet because of
• 1:00:40
  cheese, I'll eat a piece of cheese like.
• 1:00:43
  I don't. Give a fuck I love cheese so
• 1:00:45
  much I'll make it. That's problem, yeah.
• 1:00:47
  We have a monthly wine and cheese night that we do and and
• 1:00:54
  so it's me, Elise and Mickey and we take it in turns each month
• 1:00:58
  to some one person goes. So there's this place called
• 1:01:00
  Walley's Delicatessen here in Cardiff.
• 1:01:03
  My cats having a sneezing fit. I don't know if you can hear
• 1:01:05
  that. We'll go to Walley's and there's
• 1:01:08
  like just fucking loads of cheese and meats, and we each
• 1:01:13
  pick different cheeses and meats and then we, like, alternate it
• 1:01:18
  each time and it's like the best time of the month.
• 1:01:22
  But yeah, I fucking love cheese. Cheese is so good.
• 1:01:24
  Any kind of cheese. Like you're the ones that are
• 1:01:26
  like, Oh yeah, they let maggots eat through that.
• 1:01:28
  Fucking give it to me. I don't care.
• 1:01:30
  Took it to my veins. You couldn't have a fucking
• 1:01:32
  elephant piss on it and be like, this is cheese, but with
• 1:01:35
  elephant's piss. I'm like, fucking yeah, just
• 1:01:37
  took it to my veins. Cheese like this.
• 1:01:40
  And you know what I miss as well, right?
• 1:01:42
  One thing I'm. Just.
• 1:01:45
  I'm just letting. You go with this cheese thing
• 1:01:47
  like I'm not even turned. On by cheese.
• 1:01:49
  But like what? Like, And you know what I miss
• 1:01:52
  the most right about Ireland is Eddie Rocket's cheese sauce.
• 1:01:55
  I know it's not real cheese. Oh.
• 1:01:58
  It's so good. I used to get.
• 1:02:00
  Like a little cheese sauce on the side.
• 1:02:01
  Dip my chips into it. So good.
• 1:02:06
  Good. Oh, I love the cheese sauce and
• 1:02:08
  to go with that as well. The thing we don't get here that
• 1:02:11
  they they get in America is the Fritos.
• 1:02:13
  Oh yeah, mild cheddar dip that you just did your deritos into.
• 1:02:18
  So if we do like all you fucking Yanks that are listening to
• 1:02:21
  this, we're going to get APO box.
• 1:02:23
  Oh my God, some fucking mild. I'll give it my.
• 1:02:26
  Fucking my home address right now.
• 1:02:27
  I don't give a fuck to push enemy cheese.
• 1:02:29
  Cheese based goods. Yeah, that's what we want.
• 1:02:34
  I'm not going to give out my my home address, Daddy, You don't
• 1:02:38
  lock your door, don't give out your home address.
• 1:02:40
  Don't tell them that. You, you said it.
• 1:02:44
  On it, you know what I mean? Don't tell them that if I.
• 1:02:47
  If I like I'm going to give the address out because I can just
• 1:02:49
  lock the door that but like. Oh.
• 1:02:53
  Like who's their goons? What hired goons?
• 1:03:01
  I, I know that like you're most sophisticated cheese, like the
• 1:03:05
  elephant pissed cheese notwithstanding, but all, all I
• 1:03:08
  want is Fritos mild cheddar dip that I can dip my tiny cheese
• 1:03:15
  Doritos into. I was in Tennessee in 2005.
• 1:03:19
  Yeah, I was wrestling for the N.W.A in Tennessee in 2005 and
• 1:03:24
  oh sorry, 2000 and yeah 2005 and I lived on Miller Lite and tangy
• 1:03:32
  cheese Doritos dipped into miles Cheddar dipable Doritos dip.
• 1:03:40
  Please, God, I know I've you. Please just send it to me.
• 1:03:43
  Send it to me now. I will put it.
• 1:03:45
  I will put APO box out so you can send me some fucking Fritos.
• 1:03:49
  I tried to order some online and I was extortionate the price.
• 1:03:52
  Oh, the. Fucking yeah I'll get so Mickey
• 1:03:54
  is going over to Illinois next month, so I'll get her to bring
• 1:04:00
  over someone. I'll post it to you then.
• 1:04:02
  Big up, Mickey. Big UPS.
• 1:04:04
  Mickey's best. She's like, there's been so many
• 1:04:06
  times I'm like, I'm wanting to order like psych hockey merch
• 1:04:09
  and stuff and like the shipping over here is like 5060 lbs.
• 1:04:12
  So I'm just like, I'll just order it to your mom's house and
• 1:04:15
  you can bring it back for me. She's like, yeah, that's fine.
• 1:04:19
  We're yeah, we're orphans. We're like.
• 1:04:25
  Patches and poor Violet. One of my favorite things to do
• 1:04:32
  is to. Ask my people.
• 1:04:34
  Awkward. About it, I just realized, yeah,
• 1:04:38
  I can't do it with you. Like, that's, that's a dynamic
• 1:04:42
  that I'm not fond of. But like, whenever anybody
• 1:04:44
  mentions anything, I'll just be like, yeah, my man is dead.
• 1:04:47
  Like, yeah. Yeah, I, I just love doing it
• 1:04:49
  all the time. And like if I talk to like guys
• 1:04:51
  and stuff, it's like always like a bit of I can, I can rule out
• 1:04:55
  if they're funny or not when I'm like, Oh yeah, I have no
• 1:04:59
  parents. So you don't have to worry about
• 1:05:00
  any fucking awkward family greetings.
• 1:05:02
  And they're like, Oh my God, like that's not the reaction
• 1:05:05
  that you have. You have to be like, Phew.
• 1:05:07
  Like, because obviously it fucking sucks and it hurts like
• 1:05:12
  hell. But Irish people use humor as a
• 1:05:14
  coping mechanism all the time. Like if I don't laugh about it,
• 1:05:16
  I'll cry. And it's like the Irish.
• 1:05:18
  Laugh at the pain, kind of. I don't think it translates like
• 1:05:23
  to places like America very well.
• 1:05:25
  Because like when you make a joke about your your dead
• 1:05:29
  parents, they'll just be so concerned and be like, Oh my
• 1:05:33
  God, Oh my God, are you going to be OK?
• 1:05:35
  And you're like Jesus. Take a fucking joke like for
• 1:05:38
  Christ. 'S sake, yeah.
• 1:05:39
  I see when I'm like. So fun telling like a story like
• 1:05:42
  and it involves my mom passing away.
• 1:05:46
  I was like, oh, so my mom passed away last week and like, you
• 1:05:47
  know, I inherited whatever fine. But even then they're like, oh,
• 1:05:51
  I'm so sorry. I'm like get ruining the fucking
• 1:05:54
  the flow of my story. Then I'm like, yeah, thanks.
• 1:05:57
  Like, you know, I mean, what do you say to that?
• 1:05:59
  But yeah, like, it's, it's, yeah.
• 1:06:03
  Yeah, don't, don't interrupt me to make me feel feelings.
• 1:06:07
  Fucks sake. Just like, don't let me get on
• 1:06:10
  with this. There's going to be some jokes
• 1:06:12
  about dead. My friend Elise is very much
• 1:06:15
  like. I stress her the fuck out
• 1:06:16
  because she is very much as type A as they come.
• 1:06:21
  I am a be through and through, right?
• 1:06:24
  I umm, my life is a fucking, it's not a mess.
• 1:06:27
  I, I, I do really well for myself.
• 1:06:29
  I have like a nice apartment. I've just got a fucking sick job
• 1:06:32
  or whatever. I don't worry about anything.
• 1:06:35
  And I took redundancy the last job that I was with.
• 1:06:38
  So I've been unemployed for a few months and I was just like,
• 1:06:40
  you know what? I had to go straight back to
• 1:06:42
  work after my mom passed away. I'm just going to take a few
• 1:06:45
  months off. Just fucking be a bum.
• 1:06:48
  I took redundancy money, so I'm set, I'm set up, I'm fine.
• 1:06:52
  And then you got the inheritance money whatever like.
• 1:06:55
  Seth Rogen from Oh yeah. Yeah, from knocked.
• 1:06:58
  Up I guess. It's an accident.
• 1:06:59
  Pay he's. Just living life.
• 1:07:01
  Off and Blake's accident to happen.
• 1:07:04
  Yeah, pretty much. Right.
• 1:07:05
  And then she was just getting like, so it's getting down to
• 1:07:07
  like the, the Wick of it. So I put the majority of it
• 1:07:10
  locked away in savings so I can't get to it because I am
• 1:07:14
  irresponsible as fuck. And I was just like, yeah, I.
• 1:07:17
  Couldn't it couldn't be me. I can just get I, I.
• 1:07:19
  Like again, like I said about my ice machine, I'll just scroll on
• 1:07:23
  a tick tock shot. I'll buy anything that these
• 1:07:24
  bitches tell me to buy. I'm like, OK, this umm, so I am
• 1:07:29
  essentially broke now, but not broke at all because I have a
• 1:07:33
  lot of money. It just can't get to it for a
• 1:07:35
  while. And so I was like, oh, I should
• 1:07:37
  probably like fucking. I really hope I get this job new
• 1:07:39
  soon. And she was just like, how are
• 1:07:41
  you going? To pay your rent.
• 1:07:42
  Like what are you going to do? And she was, I was like, I'll
• 1:07:44
  get a job. And she was like, what if you
• 1:07:46
  don't get a job? And I was just like, I'll be
• 1:07:48
  fine. She's like, like, what do you
• 1:07:50
  mean I'll be fine? I was like, it'll be grand.
• 1:07:52
  She's like, how do you know? And I was like, how when is it
• 1:07:54
  ever not been grand? When is it ever not been grand?
• 1:07:57
  It always ends up grand. It's fine.
• 1:08:00
  And she just, she like it doesn't compute with her brain.
• 1:08:03
  She's just like no, bless you. She like makes like she has like
• 1:08:08
  fucking excel spreadsheets of her budgets and what she can
• 1:08:10
  spend and what she can't spend. Like she'll leave the house and
• 1:08:13
  not purposely not take her card with her because she doesn't
• 1:08:15
  want to spend money that day. Like she's so strict on herself.
• 1:08:19
  And I'm just like. I don't like I literally do not.
• 1:08:30
  I hate liboos. I've never bought a liboo, but I
• 1:08:32
  just mean like I'll be things like oh, an Etsy spell from a
• 1:08:36
  genuine wish. Let's see if this works.
• 1:08:39
  It's like, I know I'm like proof of casting same day Elliot.
• 1:08:48
  What? Was the last crypto we were
• 1:08:50
  talking like that we went from cheese to dead.
• 1:08:56
  Because we're talking about Wisconsin and then we got
• 1:08:58
  talking about cheese, OK? Yeah, Wisconsin cheese to her
• 1:09:05
  mom's house. Dead moms, your friends you.
• 1:09:10
  You. Yeah, your friend didn't like to
• 1:09:12
  laugh about your dead mom. You then went into how you and
• 1:09:17
  your friend are different and that's where we are now at this
• 1:09:21
  point. That is a pinballing, fucking
• 1:09:24
  ricocheting way to get from point A in the clip.
• 1:09:28
  Clip that. Exact thing that you just said,
• 1:09:32
  and that's going to be the description for the podcast.
• 1:09:36
  That legit synopsis for the broadcast?
• 1:09:40
  Just absolutely. I'm like terrible at synopsis
• 1:09:42
  and stuff and like Connor used to always write really funny
• 1:09:46
  ones so I might just like like, can I pay you to write the
• 1:09:49
  synopsis first? Because we suck.
• 1:09:53
  Last one and then I. Want to talk about someone else?
• 1:09:56
  I want to talk about Baba Yaga because I love her so much and
• 1:10:00
  she's kind of a Cryptid. But.
• 1:10:04
  I thought it's the one. The words that I can't.
• 1:10:06
  Spell which I I do think that this one is real because there's
• 1:10:12
  no way it couldn't be a map in Guri which is a giant sloth like
• 1:10:17
  creature from South American rainforest legend with a fell
• 1:10:22
  stench and a second mouth on its belly you had.
• 1:10:25
  Me until the 2nd mouth one. Yeah, I guess that's the.
• 1:10:28
  Thing with all these cryptids, it's like very believable, yeah,
• 1:10:32
  that's a. Frog. 1.
• 1:10:34
  Stop doing. Stop giving frogs wands.
• 1:10:39
  Have you? Seen.
• 1:10:40
  That. Instagram account it's like it's
• 1:10:42
  your boy Toby and it's just like Toby the toad and he's just a
• 1:10:46
  toad and his owner just dresses him and like puts him in all
• 1:10:50
  these like different scenarios and stuff and he's just toad
• 1:10:54
  wearing hats. It's the best thing ever.
• 1:10:57
  This is. OK, well, there you are.
• 1:11:00
  I'm definitely going to check it out.
• 1:11:05
  No, he's not ugly. He's he's a.
• 1:11:07
  Handsome boy, flat face. He's grown out of his terrible
• 1:11:09
  twos. He's calm down now, yeah.
• 1:11:13
  He's just the most loving Angel baby, I love you.
• 1:11:17
  Or just sometimes you give me cuteness, aggression.
• 1:11:19
  I'm going to bite your face like.
• 1:11:23
  What? Anyone who's listening right
• 1:11:25
  now, Danny is eating her own cat's face, which is.
• 1:11:30
  Which is. Ironic because when she dies.
• 1:11:33
  He's going to eat her. Face and more power to him.
• 1:11:36
  See. Look.
• 1:11:36
  At her, like Dockside, he's just like, Oh yeah.
• 1:11:39
  And I've got my cat behind me on a little cat bed.
• 1:11:43
  Her name is Vivian and she does not like to be picked up.
• 1:11:49
  Like she loves getting pets. Like she loves like being on me.
• 1:11:53
  Like so like I lie down like she's automatically on me.
• 1:11:57
  But like, I pick her up like a baby all the time and she loves
• 1:12:01
  it and he's like. He'll purr away and he's just
• 1:12:04
  like, he doesn't like struggle, like you can see his face.
• 1:12:08
  He's like doesn't struggle at all.
• 1:12:10
  He looks. Happy this is.
• 1:12:12
  Great for the audio, can you? Remember anybody?
• 1:12:15
  Danny is not walking her cat like a baby.
• 1:12:18
  He's. Stage right now he's like.
• 1:12:24
  No, she looks. So miserable she's like no, you
• 1:12:27
  bastard. Yeah, she's like, you can see
• 1:12:31
  straight away the minute I pick her up, you can see that she's
• 1:12:33
  just like we have our. Intimate eye contact.
• 1:12:36
  Look at him. It's like she wants.
• 1:12:37
  To like Oh no, it's like this cat is autistic even as cats go.
• 1:12:46
  I know friends are like autism in Canon but this one is like.
• 1:12:50
  Extra. Autism.
• 1:12:53
  Anyway guys, sorry cats. 58 channels and nothing but cats.
• 1:13:04
  Alex, you can. Just shirking off over pets.
• 1:13:14
  Yeah, this doesn't bad. This doesn't have me come off as
• 1:13:18
  manly at all when I'm here. Like honestly though, kitten
• 1:13:22
  I've also got. A.
• 1:13:24
  Poodle. Downstairs as well.
• 1:13:25
  So like that, you know you. Had a poodle.
• 1:13:28
  Oh, I. Do Yeah, yeah, that's not a
• 1:13:32
  poodle. It's a poodle, you fucking.
• 1:13:39
  I know what I was going to say, bitch.
• 1:13:42
  I can't believe you believe you believe in fucking moth man, and
• 1:13:45
  you can't believe that I have a poodle.
• 1:13:47
  You fucking? We do have Dee and Dennis wives,
• 1:13:54
  but yeah. What?
• 1:13:56
  Was he gonna say, yeah, I think it's like a real, it's a green
• 1:13:58
  flag when guys like cats because there's like a weird thing about
• 1:14:05
  men who don't like cats. These cats are inherently
• 1:14:07
  associated with women. Like they're very feminine
• 1:14:10
  energy. And it's like low key
• 1:14:12
  misogynistic. I don't believe in that because
• 1:14:14
  I'm not fucking. Gay but.
• 1:14:17
  Yeah, it is just a she's any animal.
• 1:14:20
  I love any animals. Like.
• 1:14:22
  One of. The one of the girls that lives
• 1:14:24
  in this building she had, she was fostering A piglet for a
• 1:14:28
  while and she was the cutest little thing ever.
• 1:14:31
  She's come up to you for cuddles.
• 1:14:32
  Like, literally like, like a dog like.
• 1:14:35
  But yeah, anything, anything. That's not like, I don't like
• 1:14:39
  creepy crawlies, really. But yeah, other than that.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the creepy crawlies we've already
• 1:14:47
  established. I am morbidly afraid of
• 1:14:49
  butterflies, but I used to have iguanas.
• 1:14:54
  But I had to. I had to give them up to because
• 1:14:59
  I was moving into a new place that didn't really want.
• 1:15:02
  I'm still. Here I'm just grabbing mine but.
• 1:15:05
  They were. Yeah, 1, I get it, but one of
• 1:15:10
  them was a red one and his name was General Henry read back in
• 1:15:18
  the green belly. But Hank in the tank for short.
• 1:15:21
  And then the other one I got, I didn't name she was, she wasn't
• 1:15:27
  abandoned, she was giving up to me.
• 1:15:28
  And her name was Lizzie the Lizard.
• 1:15:32
  I was so angry at how. 1. Of it, yes.
• 1:15:37
  I just call her Miss Elizabeth. The, the, the lizard.
• 1:15:40
  Umm. But yeah, I, I ha, I had
• 1:15:44
  lizards. I love, I just love animals.
• 1:15:46
  I want to open a fucking zoo but I'm so irresponsible.
• 1:15:50
  Places like that here in the UK where it's just been like people
• 1:15:54
  who absolutely love animals and they have like land or they have
• 1:15:59
  money and they just open little sanctuaries and like people go
• 1:16:02
  and like say you can't take care of it anymore.
• 1:16:05
  Umm, he'll take it in and whatever.
• 1:16:07
  So there's this guy. Uh, where is it about?
• 1:16:10
  It's about. I don't know.
• 1:16:12
  Somewhere it's about maybe like 1/2 an hour to an hour's drive
• 1:16:15
  away from Cardiff. Umm, but he is obsessed with
• 1:16:19
  birds and he just kept getting gifted these birds.
• 1:16:26
  So we opened like a like, what do you call it?
• 1:16:30
  Yeah, that's what it is. I was going to say I was like an
• 1:16:33
  Ellery, but. Yeah, I think like there's
• 1:16:39
  there's loads of places in Ireland here as well, like
• 1:16:41
  probably rattle off a few that like he's killing the canal then
• 1:16:43
  wait, Lord, there's an Avery that is class.
• 1:16:46
  He can go down and look. And he also supplies like
• 1:16:49
  animals for the films because there's a lot of like Vikings
• 1:16:52
  and a few places would have filmed down there.
• 1:16:55
  So like anytime you need goats or rats or even like he has
• 1:16:59
  little monkeys and for for movies, he has a noun there.
• 1:17:03
  So anyone who's in Ireland killing the canog Avery's is
• 1:17:05
  pretty good. There's eagle eagle flying
• 1:17:09
  Raptor, Raptor place in Sligo, which is really cool.
• 1:17:14
  They they. Do shows with like Yeah yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Like the Hawks, the Eagles, they even have like a massive
• 1:17:23
  Buzzard. I was there for every class.
• 1:17:25
  And yeah, there's, there's loads of us in Kilkenny.
• 1:17:28
  They have a lizard retreat where like people who have abandoned
• 1:17:33
  their lizards and they end up leaving them there.
• 1:17:36
  So it's like a little lizard zoo in Kilkenny.
• 1:17:38
  I forget whereabouts that is exactly, but look it up, people.
• 1:17:42
  And I can't do everything for you.
• 1:17:44
  And then like there's just these little places that are kind of
• 1:17:46
  dot around that you never know that are there.
• 1:17:48
  They're just kind of animal sanctuaries.
• 1:17:50
  And I love kind of like just, yeah, there's like a place.
• 1:17:53
  Near us, well, it's not. It's like closer to Bristol
• 1:17:57
  really, but it's called Shoe Valley and it's all like rescue
• 1:18:00
  animals. It's like a, it's all completely
• 1:18:02
  funded by like visitors money. And they do like a little pet
• 1:18:07
  and zoo side of it. So you can go and you can hold
• 1:18:10
  like things like rats and hedgehogs, like a baby
• 1:18:13
  crocodile, Guinea pigs, like things like that.
• 1:18:15
  Then there's like lambs when they're in season and all this
• 1:18:19
  and if you go further into it, they have like capybaras.
• 1:18:22
  They have like my personal favorite animal donkeys.
• 1:18:25
  I fucking love donkeys. Loads of donkeys.
• 1:18:27
  They come right up to you. They've got like deer, they have
• 1:18:31
  kookaburras. What else do they have?
• 1:18:32
  Oh, they have an actual just one guy and he's the star of the
• 1:18:36
  show and everyone loves him. They have 1 raccoon named Rocky
• 1:18:39
  and he's the best. He's so cool, but he always sits
• 1:18:43
  with his back to the fence and he's, like, plays with his toys.
• 1:18:46
  He has, like a, you know, like those Kong things that dogs
• 1:18:49
  have. You have to, like, figure out
• 1:18:50
  the puzzle. And he has one of these and he's
• 1:18:52
  like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like human hands
• 1:18:55
  it's. And he just sits with his.
• 1:18:56
  Back and he's like all chubby and stuff so he's like he's a
• 1:18:59
  big fat ass just like facing the the fence and he's like trying
• 1:19:02
  to figure things out and they've loads of stuff in there and it's
• 1:19:05
  like you just pay to get it. I think it's only something like
• 1:19:07
  fiber and it is like it is really, really good.
• 1:19:11
  There's loads of those kind of places around.
• 1:19:13
  But to go back to the lizard thing.
• 1:19:16
  So I have the the Snow White autism and animals just seem to
• 1:19:23
  love me. Right.
• 1:19:25
  And they? They just literally and one of
• 1:19:27
  my housemates, he's fucking an asshole.
• 1:19:31
  He didn't look after the lizard at all.
• 1:19:34
  I think like the temperature settings in the tank were fucked
• 1:19:37
  up and like this poor thing was just left there basically barely
• 1:19:41
  cleaning it out. So when I moved into the house,
• 1:19:44
  I was like, he's a why is he called a Chinese water dragon?
• 1:19:49
  Anything really. Really like cool.
• 1:19:52
  Little guy and he's like colour started to like he started to
• 1:19:58
  kind of turn yellow and I was like well the fucking the, the
• 1:20:01
  heat settings on that lamp are too high like he's getting burnt
• 1:20:04
  like. Yeah, and I was just like.
• 1:20:07
  You know, maybe do this. And then he was just like, yeah,
• 1:20:08
  never did anything. So I was like, right, you know
• 1:20:10
  what? I took it on myself.
• 1:20:12
  I was Googling things on how to like, take care of this thing.
• 1:20:14
  I went out and I bought new things for him.
• 1:20:17
  His name is Victor. I had the tank off.
• 1:20:21
  I got the lid off one day and I was like cleaning it and
• 1:20:23
  whatever. I had my arm in and I turned to
• 1:20:26
  look at something and then he just jumped up onto my arm, like
• 1:20:29
  held onto my arm, climb right up onto my shoulder, just sat
• 1:20:33
  there. The whole time I was cleaning
• 1:20:34
  the tank. He just sat with me and then go
• 1:20:37
  into the room after that, because he was in the living
• 1:20:40
  room. He would just do this on the
• 1:20:41
  glass and I'd have to let him out and I'd like he'd nearly
• 1:20:46
  commit Harry Caray just jumping out of the fucking tank because
• 1:20:49
  he wouldn't let me pick him up. But then he'd come running over
• 1:20:51
  to me and then just sleep in my hood while I was like watching
• 1:20:55
  telly or something. And I was just like animals like
• 1:20:58
  that, that like people don't think, have thoughts and
• 1:21:02
  feelings. They're still fucking beings.
• 1:21:06
  They're still creatures. And I always find people who
• 1:21:09
  have pets like that, they don't think that, you know what I
• 1:21:12
  mean? They're just there for display.
• 1:21:14
  It's just, oh, I have a lizard. It's like, no, it's an actual
• 1:21:16
  creature. Yeah.
• 1:21:17
  It's funny the. The same with me, with the
• 1:21:19
  iguanas that they used to well, Hank.
• 1:21:22
  Hank in particular, like he. He used.
• 1:21:25
  To break out all the time because you know, he just wanted
• 1:21:28
  to get around and see. But they're obviously an
• 1:21:31
  arboreal creature, like, so they climb and then you could just be
• 1:21:36
  sitting there. You don't know that he's out
• 1:21:38
  there sneaking out of his tank and all of a sudden he'll jump
• 1:21:41
  off like the blinds and land on your head because he's just like
• 1:21:45
  you, just using you. A lot of visitors, yeah.
• 1:21:52
  That's, that's what he wanted to.
• 1:21:53
  Like he was just jumping from one thing to the next to the
• 1:21:55
  next, like, and he used to freak people out.
• 1:21:57
  But like, you can imagine, like he he was getting bigger.
• 1:21:59
  Like he probably was about four foot long at this stage and like
• 1:22:03
  2 football and two. Foot, tail, but.
• 1:22:05
  Like by the end of it if if I would have if if I would have
• 1:22:09
  kept them, he would have been 7 feet long by the end of these
• 1:22:12
  creatures get you need to get. Kind of like at that point.
• 1:22:17
  Yeah, I'm raging. I had to give them up because I
• 1:22:19
  fucking. I mean that.
• 1:22:20
  Was one of my friends had, what are they called the monitor
• 1:22:23
  lizard, the black ones. And he was huge, fucking
• 1:22:26
  massive, big thing. Like he'd put them in the bath,
• 1:22:29
  yeah. Monitors are a big that's what
• 1:22:31
  we were talking about to Komodo Dragons the last time as well
• 1:22:33
  were like they're they're they're a monitor lizard.
• 1:22:35
  So like the same kind of shape that you'll see.
• 1:22:37
  They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes.
• 1:22:39
  But like, yeah, he was. Like gorgeous black, shiny, like
• 1:22:43
  just stunning creature and again, really friendly.
• 1:22:47
  Just wanted to be like he had two.
• 1:22:49
  So the female was really friendly and wanted to like just
• 1:22:52
  cuddle and whatever and she'd let you pet her.
• 1:22:54
  She'd like she didn't have an issue.
• 1:22:55
  The male was really aggressive, but apparently that's normal.
• 1:22:58
  It was the. Same on my.
• 1:22:59
  Pair as well, Hank, I had to tame him because he was like he
• 1:23:04
  was fairly aggressive and they do like tail whips and their
• 1:23:08
  their mouth is like a serrated knife.
• 1:23:11
  So they've got no teeth, but like they've got a jaw that kind
• 1:23:14
  of like it's serrated and the barbs on it kind of go like
• 1:23:17
  outwards. So that when I cut something, he
• 1:23:20
  got my tongue one day and it didn't heal for weeks.
• 1:23:22
  And I normally healed pretty fast.
• 1:23:23
  I kind of got that Wolverine stuff where I healed pretty
• 1:23:25
  fast, but it didn't, it didn't heal for weeks because the way
• 1:23:30
  that it cuts you, it cuts you to leave you open.
• 1:23:34
  Like they're mental. But yeah, and you can see like
• 1:23:39
  he's he calmed down because I had like I had, I kept hand
• 1:23:42
  feeding them so that he'd get used to me and stuff like that.
• 1:23:45
  And in the end, like he was climbing all over me.
• 1:23:47
  He was fine. But they they hiss to warn you
• 1:23:51
  and they Bob heads so you can see like when they're constantly
• 1:23:54
  bobbing their head that they're getting more and more aggressive
• 1:23:57
  like and that's it. Like if you get any closer to
• 1:23:59
  me, first you're getting a whip and then if you get closer,
• 1:24:02
  you're getting a nailing. That's the fucking he will fuck
• 1:24:05
  you up like these. There weren't.
• 1:24:07
  There were animals that will not mess around again.
• 1:24:10
  I, I, I think like the only lizard that I've ever think is
• 1:24:16
  like the cuddliest thing that wouldn't fucking cause anyone
• 1:24:18
  any harm is chameleons. I fucking love chameleons.
• 1:24:21
  They just look like little fucking.
• 1:24:24
  They're just little weird guys with their little hands and like
• 1:24:28
  their eyeballs and they just like, yeah, they're just there
• 1:24:31
  and I just, I don't know, I love them and geckos.
• 1:24:33
  I love geckos as well. Geckos is really cute.
• 1:24:35
  Why are? We talking about lizards?
• 1:24:36
  I don't know but. You wanted to talk about some,
• 1:24:38
  right? Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Baba Yaga, hold on, did we do the last one on your list?
• 1:24:44
  Sloths with the mouth on his belly.
• 1:24:46
  Oh, with the? Mouth on the belly, yeah.
• 1:24:48
  We just. I love the way when, when we
• 1:24:50
  hear something that we're like, we don't know what about that?
• 1:24:53
  Now let's talk about lizards for an hour.
• 1:24:57
  Right, so babayaga is. A wish from.
• 1:25:00
  Slavic folklore Abso queen, right?
• 1:25:03
  I love her. I am actually booked in to get a
• 1:25:06
  babayaga tattoo in a few weeks, so she is essentially a.
• 1:25:13
  Yeah. Essentially a actually, no,
• 1:25:19
  actually that just it popped into my head now and I'm going
• 1:25:21
  to go off on another tangent. I'm not, I promise.
• 1:25:23
  But when I went for my job interview with the job that I
• 1:25:27
  got, the one of the managers that interviewed me, she
• 1:25:32
  actually had a Hecate tattoo, which was a a nice weird little.
• 1:25:36
  Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, just.
• 1:25:38
  A weird little kind of full circle thing, but anyway.
• 1:25:40
  So Babiaga lives deep in the forest in a hush that stands on
• 1:25:46
  giant chicken legs and spins around.
• 1:25:49
  Hold on the hood. Stands on chicken legs, that's.
• 1:25:51
  Babiaga. She lives in the.
• 1:25:53
  Hush and the hut's on chicken legs.
• 1:25:55
  And that's how she gets around, right?
• 1:25:57
  The hush. Google.
• 1:25:58
  Babiaga, she's and you will see. You will.
• 1:26:02
  See Baviaga right? And so she.
• 1:26:08
  I've heard of Mariaga. I haven't heard of it.
• 1:26:10
  That's what she is. She's.
• 1:26:11
  She's a. House on chicken legs, she's the
• 1:26:14
  best. Right.
• 1:26:17
  She flies through the skies in a mortar and pestle instead of
• 1:26:20
  like a broom, but she does sweep away her tracks with a broom,
• 1:26:25
  which is really funny. Uh, so she's known for being
• 1:26:28
  wildly unpredictable, sometimes helping lost souls with magical
• 1:26:32
  wisdom and other times tries to cook and eat them.
• 1:26:36
  Uh, she's often seen as a guardian of the boundary between
• 1:26:39
  life and death, wisdom and madness.
• 1:26:42
  Iron teeth, uh, bone fences and a taste for trickery.
• 1:26:46
  Baba Yaga is basically the the OG, kind of like Forest Crone.
• 1:26:52
  She. Like would would she be the
• 1:26:54
  Hansel and Gretel kind of a witch?
• 1:26:56
  That was not really so. Indifferent, like so in some
• 1:26:59
  stories. And she's but her.
• 1:27:01
  House Her house wouldn't taste like candy, would taste like KFC
• 1:27:05
  because it's got the chicken legs.
• 1:27:06
  But in some. Cases she is a villain.
• 1:27:09
  In other cases she's seen as like a teacher.
• 1:27:12
  So like it's yeah, she's fucking.
• 1:27:15
  I love her. I think she's, she's so cool.
• 1:27:17
  I I just, I, I don't know, sorry.
• 1:27:19
  I'm just. Reading about this house here.
• 1:27:21
  It's this chicken house. As me, Babiaga's house is a
• 1:27:25
  prominent element in the Slavic folklore.
• 1:27:28
  It's magical dwelling that stands on chicken legs, allowing
• 1:27:31
  it to move around and even turn its back to visitors.
• 1:27:35
  This iconic house is frequently depicted in illustrations and
• 1:27:39
  stories, often associated with the witch Babiaga, who lives
• 1:27:42
  within. Here's a more detail look at
• 1:27:44
  Babiaga's chicken leg house description.
• 1:27:47
  Chicken legs the most. Feature is the.
• 1:27:51
  Houses stand and move with a pair of giant chicken legs.
• 1:27:56
  It's typically described as a log cabin style horse, often
• 1:27:59
  with single door and windows. The house can turn its.
• 1:28:02
  Back to visitors. And sometimes is depicted as
• 1:28:05
  spinning rapidly. It's usually found deep in the
• 1:28:08
  forest at the edge of the clearing, or sometimes in a
• 1:28:11
  remote area. It serves as a home of the witch
• 1:28:15
  Baba Yaga, a figure who can be bought fearsome and helpful in
• 1:28:19
  folklore, she. Is very, very much known to.
• 1:28:24
  I don't care about the witch I I need to find this fucking shaken
• 1:28:28
  house. It's in.
• 1:28:29
  So it's in Russia, Ukraine. Belarus, No.
• 1:28:34
  So it was Slavic. Where?
• 1:28:36
  There fucking where is it? Where is it called?
• 1:28:40
  There was definitely Soviet installations and stuff around
• 1:28:45
  the place that they found evidence of it quite Chernobyl.
• 1:28:50
  These this area like fucking fabric folklore.
• 1:28:58
  Who has two contrasting roles. In some narratives she is
• 1:29:01
  described as a repulsive or ferocious looking woman who
• 1:29:04
  fries and eats children, while in others she is treated as a
• 1:29:08
  nice old woman who helps the hero.
• 1:29:10
  She is often associated with forest wildlife.
• 1:29:12
  Her distinctive traits are flying around in a wooden
• 1:29:15
  mortar, wielding a pestle and dwelling deep in the forest in a
• 1:29:20
  hood with chicken legs. I cannot get over this chicken
• 1:29:23
  legs. It's so.
• 1:29:24
  Cool though, like it's so fucking cool.
• 1:29:27
  I love her. I think she's like, she's
• 1:29:30
  awesome and. She's Serbo, Croatian,
• 1:29:34
  Macedonian, Romanian, Bulgarian. Baba means grandmother or old
• 1:29:39
  woman. In contemporary Polish and
• 1:29:41
  Russian, Baba is also a pejorative synonym for a woman.
• 1:29:46
  Synonym in particular. 1. Who is all dirty or foolish?
• 1:29:51
  Same. Girl all.
• 1:29:52
  Dirty and Foolish is my rap name.
• 1:29:56
  Andreas John speculates that Baba serves 2 linguistic
• 1:30:00
  purposes in the name. Firstly, it adds a familiar
• 1:30:03
  component to the lesser known word yaga and 2nd, Secondly it
• 1:30:08
  clarifies that the character is female.
• 1:30:11
  So that's apparently. She.
• 1:30:13
  That's the. Etymology.
• 1:30:13
  Favours women and stands up for women and stuff.
• 1:30:18
  So apparently she's like a one of the the big guys that you go
• 1:30:22
  to when you've had trouble with a man because she's just like a
• 1:30:25
  man. That's all I need to hear.
• 1:30:30
  Yeah. And yeah.
• 1:30:31
  And Liliths are very much that kind of way.
• 1:30:34
  Like they, they hate men. Yeah.
• 1:30:37
  Ugly women normally do hate men, and that's all you're.
• 1:30:41
  Calling. Me ugly, I called.
• 1:30:42
  Projecting. So no, Danny, I'm not calling
• 1:30:45
  you I hate. Men, I'm just saying.
• 1:30:46
  You follow Ugly, yeah, but only because you're influenced by
• 1:30:50
  Lilith and Bobby. Yeah, don't.
• 1:30:52
  Don't try and fucking box me in. Here is one of these.
• 1:30:55
  It's your mind game. Everyone knows men have a brain
• 1:30:59
  that's 2/3 to face to be. Fair.
• 1:31:02
  I think the funniest thing about that is that every single, every
• 1:31:05
  single one of my friends, no, they're or they're all
• 1:31:08
  convinced. I don't think it, but they're
• 1:31:10
  all convinced that I exclusively like ugly men.
• 1:31:14
  And I like, yeah, I do. You describe them all as a
• 1:31:20
  toothless. Toothless Canadians A.
• 1:31:24
  Little bit. Of a lazy eye, like is I like
• 1:31:27
  it? Yeah, I like a weird face.
• 1:31:30
  I like a yeah, I like a weird face.
• 1:31:32
  I don't like these fucking pretty gym boys and like, which
• 1:31:35
  is really funny because gym boys seem to really like me, but the
• 1:31:38
  tanned fucking jacked hair gets trimmed every other fucking
• 1:31:42
  week, eyebrows shaped kind of guys like me.
• 1:31:45
  And I'm just like, I would rather die.
• 1:31:48
  Like honestly, no. Like the Adam Maxted type of
• 1:31:51
  man. You know what I mean?
• 1:31:54
  They love. Me, yeah.
• 1:31:55
  But that's a beautiful he's don't.
• 1:31:56
  We like. Conventionally, yeah.
• 1:31:59
  I don't like conventionally attractive men.
• 1:32:02
  I like a bit of fucking character.
• 1:32:04
  Like, do you know what I mean? Why do you think my cat is an
• 1:32:07
  exotic shorthair? The ugliest by the ugly?
• 1:32:09
  Well, second ugliest cat next to an Oriental shorthair.
• 1:32:13
  It looks like Adam Driver. Google Orientals.
• 1:32:17
  Fucking yeah. Legit.
• 1:32:19
  I I do. I love, I love an ugly man.
• 1:32:21
  I just can't help it. And like I love a man that I go
• 1:32:25
  home to my family and I introduce them and they're just
• 1:32:27
  like, what are you doing with him?
• 1:32:29
  And I'm like, I love him. But Daddy, I love to anybody
• 1:32:35
  who's wondering what type of woman I'm into, it's the kind of
• 1:32:39
  one who texts me back so. You're like boobs.
• 1:32:44
  Though you're a boob guy. Just someone.
• 1:32:47
  Do you want to hear? My do I hear my type I?
• 1:32:51
  Want to hear your type? First of all, I don't think I
• 1:32:55
  have a conventional type I I'll tell you what I like, I like.
• 1:32:58
  Podcast, by the way, you guys. I like.
• 1:33:02
  A wish I like. I like a big.
• 1:33:05
  I like a big hairy woman who's 8 feet tall and lives in the woods
• 1:33:08
  of Appalachia and has. Chicken legs.
• 1:33:13
  A little woman whose house can fucking take me to this.
• 1:33:19
  When I'm fucking able to hear. Why do you want to go home?
• 1:33:26
  Because if you're asking me what kind of woman I'm into, Danny,
• 1:33:34
  it's a. It.
• 1:33:36
  Varies to be honest with you, and I know this is a cop out
• 1:33:39
  when people like John personality.
• 1:33:42
  For me, it's kind of like if a woman can make me laugh, I kind
• 1:33:45
  of get a little bit, yeah, I get, I get upset.
• 1:33:47
  I don't know if that's if that's kind of normal for dudes,
• 1:33:50
  because I know women love the funny.
• 1:33:52
  Guys are the best, yeah. I yeah, I love AI, love a funny
• 1:33:56
  woman, but if she's like drop dead gorgeous, that's even
• 1:34:01
  better for me. But I have my my theory on them.
• 1:34:04
  The tits or ass kind of a thing bro.
• 1:34:07
  Her heart I love. You know what I mean from her.
• 1:34:12
  Heart, which is a serious medical condition.
• 1:34:20
  No, I love, I do love boobs. I'm not going to say I don't
• 1:34:24
  love a boob, right? But here's my theory on the
• 1:34:26
  boobs thing. Because like I have had like
• 1:34:29
  girlfriends in the past where I had massive knockers.
• 1:34:33
  But if a girl has a lovely ass and no boobs, you're still like
• 1:34:41
  oh at least she has a lovely arse.
• 1:34:44
  But if she has massive boobs and no arse, there's no amount of
• 1:34:48
  tis that can kind of looks. Really.
• 1:34:50
  Weird, I think. Yes, yeah.
• 1:34:54
  I get what you mean. Look, ladies, just I know I'm
• 1:34:58
  looking into a camera that normally seems, but from the
• 1:35:01
  bottom of my heart, from the bottom of my heart, you're all
• 1:35:04
  beautiful. Everyone of you.
• 1:35:06
  You're beautiful inside and out. Just.
• 1:35:08
  You love you. Well, I just, I just want to
• 1:35:13
  clarify, I do love an Iris. Iris is good.
• 1:35:16
  Iris is really good I. I but again like.
• 1:35:18
  Yeah, I think you have. Preferably give me both, you
• 1:35:22
  know, you know, stacked. I'd like to have my cake that is
• 1:35:26
  stacked. Yeah, no, I I get you.
• 1:35:28
  But yeah, I know I'm totally with you on the because I've
• 1:35:30
  known a few girls in my time that have like massive tits and
• 1:35:34
  then just no hips or arse. It's just straight down after
• 1:35:37
  that. And it's just like, you just
• 1:35:39
  look like something some bored kid drew in his fucking notebook
• 1:35:44
  in schools. You know what I mean?
• 1:35:46
  You're just like I'd. Just be afraid.
• 1:35:48
  To topple over. You know what I mean?
• 1:35:49
  Like. Dude like you need.
• 1:35:51
  You need a little bit of, you need a little bit of stability
• 1:35:54
  in that you do you. Need to have a well like.
• 1:35:56
  I say this kind of stuff where I'm where I'm talking about like
• 1:36:00
  the kind of woman I like. I physically I look like someone
• 1:36:05
  put Bigfoot's head in the drop lasagna.
• 1:36:08
  So like there's. Look.
• 1:36:11
  We've already discovered I have the same face as Harry from
• 1:36:14
  Harry and the Hendersons, but I my body looks like someone
• 1:36:18
  shaved the cat over a trifle. So like there's there's just.
• 1:36:23
  So. Ladies.
• 1:36:26
  Filled with cake mix, sort of dad.
• 1:36:27
  Bods. I've got 1 1/2 of them.
• 1:36:30
  Everyone loves. That but though I like I say
• 1:36:33
  this like I didn't just my last relationship was with the most
• 1:36:37
  jacked man in the world. I'm like.
• 1:36:42
  I. Dude like.
• 1:36:43
  He's just fucking like sculpted by God's that man.
• 1:36:48
  And if you're I'm not still in love with him, we're just very
• 1:36:51
  good friends still. And I just like to give credit
• 1:36:53
  where it's due. Even like, when we were
• 1:36:57
  together, my auntie was so fucking horny for him that she
• 1:37:02
  would just, like all his pictures.
• 1:37:04
  She'd fucking slide in his DMS. My sister was the same.
• 1:37:07
  And I was just like, all right, like, fucking calm down.
• 1:37:11
  Like, but like, that kind of man, that's not what I I'm just,
• 1:37:16
  I want to bring someone home and to be like, are you blind?
• 1:37:19
  And I'm like, when it comes to him, Yeah.
• 1:37:25
  Jesus Christ and. Like you said, I have AI have a
• 1:37:28
  thing for missing teeth. Like I just, there's like a a
• 1:37:32
  guy that plays hockey over here, all of I think he's missing like
• 1:37:38
  4, like the whole front row of his teeth, the top row.
• 1:37:44
  Just gone. Because he was goalie at one
• 1:37:47
  point and he had to poke straight to the mouth and
• 1:37:49
  they're, they're just gone, right?
• 1:37:52
  And. He I've seen him around a few
• 1:37:54
  times. They all live in my building and
• 1:37:56
  he never wears his like dentures unless he's like going out and I
• 1:38:01
  just he's just got 2 fangs and then just nothing.
• 1:38:03
  And I'm just like, oh, just like hot.
• 1:38:10
  Like it's so fucking. Hot and he's only like 5-7 as
• 1:38:15
  well and I like a tall guy but this is like a fucking imp man
• 1:38:19
  with no teeth and I'm like. Yeah, just.
• 1:38:23
  Like. I'm gonna go home and just
• 1:38:26
  literally fucking rub one in immediately and I'm just like.
• 1:38:38
  So. Yeah, if any ugly.
• 1:38:40
  Toothless. Canadians are listening to this
• 1:38:43
  podcast. Just DM me.
• 1:38:46
  I mean, yeah, A. Few of you are from.
• 1:38:47
  Canada, we've established that earlier when we couldn't figure
• 1:38:52
  out how to talk about. That one guy from Edmonton, AB I
• 1:38:56
  want. That one, that one, or if you're
• 1:38:58
  a Newfie, Newfies. Newfies just sound like they're
• 1:39:01
  from Cork. They're like they're so.
• 1:39:05
  No, I think, no, I, I think it's more of a, and you have to
• 1:39:11
  disagree with me on this one, but I think it sounds kind of
• 1:39:13
  Wexfordian. Oh sure.
• 1:39:14
  Like Wexford. Do we like?
• 1:39:16
  Fucking wander now for like guand you know, like.
• 1:39:20
  Yeah, I. Don't think so.
• 1:39:22
  That's all. I'm saying like, but if you ever
• 1:39:24
  hear them kind of thought maybe I'm like it is kind of like the
• 1:39:27
  newfound they say bye kind of do sound like Oh, I know, yeah,
• 1:39:32
  there's if. There's.
• 1:39:34
  There's guys that I was listening to interviews with
• 1:39:37
  guys and it was there like 5 minutes into the interview or
• 1:39:41
  like just put out there. Can people guess which one is
• 1:39:44
  the Irish person in this interview and I?
• 1:39:47
  Was like what Like? Do you watch Shorty?
• 1:39:52
  Yeah. Yeah, I've, I haven't, I've
• 1:39:55
  never watched it. Like for what's called.
• 1:40:00
  What? The fuck is what the fuck is the
• 1:40:02
  name? Of that show I never watched the
• 1:40:03
  full thing I'm sure yeah I watched yeah I've watched like
• 1:40:11
  you know on YouTube when you just let it run and it gives you
• 1:40:14
  all the clips of fuck you Joey your.
• 1:40:17
  Mom, I love. It it's.
• 1:40:22
  So. Good.
• 1:40:26
  Yeah, because that's not Terry. Terry, I forget his actual name,
• 1:40:30
  but he plays like Hitch and he's like he's got like the he just
• 1:40:34
  sounds Irish, like oh, sure, like sure thing I do be by.
• 1:40:37
  He's like he just he sounds like a traveller, like that's exactly
• 1:40:40
  how he sounds, but he's just very, very, very Newfoundland.
• 1:40:44
  Like he's just. Yeah, I'm.
• 1:40:45
  Fascinated by the Newfoundland? It's because that's it was.
• 1:40:49
  One of the first places where a lot of Irish immigrants settled
• 1:40:54
  and yeah, the accent kind of just rolled from there.
• 1:40:57
  Again, if we're going to go back to legends and talking about
• 1:41:01
  what I did mention at the start here where Brendan's voyage, if
• 1:41:06
  anyone out there is like interested in like some Irish
• 1:41:08
  folklore and stuff, Brendan's voyage is very good.
• 1:41:12
  Yes. So like this this guy who was a
• 1:41:14
  monk saying Brendan, he fucking made himself a ship out of
• 1:41:20
  sealskins and Ashwood, I believe it was he sails off of Ireland.
• 1:41:26
  I think he ended up in the Faroe Islands 1st.
• 1:41:29
  And this is only him describing places.
• 1:41:31
  So like he went north and he ended up in an island chain so
• 1:41:35
  that they reckon that that's the Faroe Islands and then he headed
• 1:41:39
  off and they reckon that he hits Iceland.
• 1:41:42
  And then like he was describing all of the stuff that's in the
• 1:41:45
  way. It's really interesting story if
• 1:41:46
  anyone wants to go and look it up.
• 1:41:49
  But eventually he found this place, this, which was like his
• 1:41:55
  final destination of, uh, where he ended up before he turned
• 1:41:59
  around and went home. And it's supposed to be in
• 1:42:02
  Newfoundland. And he did this in like 500 AD.
• 1:42:06
  So like before, uh, before Leif Ericsson would have left, like
• 1:42:10
  fucking, uh, 900 years before, uh, that fucking madman Columbus
• 1:42:16
  did it. And uh, yeah, well, he just
• 1:42:18
  arrived and landed and done a very Irish thing and it was like
• 1:42:22
  landed and didn't kill anyone or take any slaves.
• 1:42:25
  He was just like, oh, that's nice.
• 1:42:27
  Don't worry me. He took the.
• 1:42:29
  Irish no. I'm grand.
• 1:42:30
  I sit over here like, Are you sure you won't have any?
• 1:42:32
  Any fucking any? Any squirrel meat?
• 1:42:34
  I know I wouldn't be troubling you.
• 1:42:36
  I'd be all right. I'm on the.
• 1:42:41
  Way back. I'm grand.
• 1:42:42
  Yeah. Yeah, I know.
• 1:42:47
  Yeah. Supermax there's a guy, there's
• 1:42:53
  a video on YouTube. Uh, it's been a couple of years
• 1:42:55
  since I watched it now, but a guy, because like people would
• 1:42:58
  have said you couldn't do that. You couldn't, uh, you couldn't
• 1:43:01
  travel the Atlantic in this boat that they're, they're
• 1:43:03
  describing. And a guy went and bought, built
• 1:43:06
  a boat to the exact specifications and he went from
• 1:43:11
  Ireland to America in this sealskin ash boat.
• 1:43:15
  And he proved that it was, you know, like viable anyway.
• 1:43:21
  So like whether or not, so like if, if you're going to be
• 1:43:25
  fucking Portuguese or Italian that gets butt hurt about
• 1:43:28
  Columbus or a fucking Scandinavian that's getting butt
• 1:43:32
  hurt about Lee Ferrickson. Sorry lads.
• 1:43:34
  The Irish did it first. Like in so many places, we
• 1:43:38
  invaded all these and they just weren't.
• 1:43:40
  Brutal about it, or in any way trying to.
• 1:43:43
  They just wanted to visit, just so you know.
• 1:43:47
  In Ireland we when we. We do a thing.
• 1:43:50
  Called infestation rather than invading so we just land and
• 1:43:54
  just ride all the locals and we just like.
• 1:43:57
  Original parasites like. If you look at.
• 1:44:01
  Jamaica. Jamaica is a great I've heard.
• 1:44:04
  That. I've.
• 1:44:06
  Heard that whole thing that it's like.
• 1:44:09
  Yeah. And it's like, it's also the
• 1:44:10
  Irish accent. Yeah, it's, it's because like
• 1:44:17
  when they went over with slaves, yeah.
• 1:44:19
  So they they dropped all these Irish or well, obviously African
• 1:44:25
  slaves to Jamaica, but like a bunch of Irish slaves that were
• 1:44:29
  there as well got dropped off in them.
• 1:44:31
  So like the Irish being the Irish, just kind of.
• 1:44:35
  Fairly. Ethical and roll the way I don't
• 1:44:36
  be seeing. Color Jays are sure we're all
• 1:44:40
  God's creatures, every one of us.
• 1:44:45
  If you. Yeah.
• 1:44:45
  So if you listen to the Jamaican accents, they actually reckon
• 1:44:48
  that like a lot of the inflections and a lot of the
• 1:44:50
  isms that they have is just the the African accents mixed in
• 1:44:56
  with Irish accents. And that's where Jamaica.
• 1:44:58
  Was allowed to say bomber clat I knew I.
• 1:45:02
  Know everyone should be allowed to say bomber clat.
• 1:45:03
  It's OK. Well, like if.
• 1:45:06
  You if you hear meetings. Me go to have a few Guinness
• 1:45:10
  tonight. Any chance?
• 1:45:15
  To be going out to Guinness tonight by.
• 1:45:21
  It's literally the Cork accent. It's, I'm telling you like
• 1:45:25
  there's, there's a lot, there's a lot to the the theory that
• 1:45:28
  like Jamaican is just a mix between Nigerian and the Cork
• 1:45:32
  accent. So.
• 1:45:34
  While. Not identical.
• 1:45:35
  There are some striking similarities between Jamaican
• 1:45:38
  and Irish accents, particularly in certain regions of Ireland
• 1:45:41
  like Cork. This resemblance stems from
• 1:45:44
  historical connections, specifically the presence of
• 1:45:47
  Irish endangered servants and laborers alongside enslaved
• 1:45:51
  Africans in Jamaica. The Irish influence on Jamaican
• 1:45:54
  patois, Patois, patois, whatever.
• 1:45:58
  That's called. Is most noticeable in the lilt
• 1:46:01
  and certain vowel sounds. Jamaica was once a British
• 1:46:06
  colony, and like other parts of the British Empire, it saw a
• 1:46:09
  significant movement of people, including Irish individuals.
• 1:46:12
  Many Irish people, including indentured servants and
• 1:46:15
  convicts, were brought to Jamaica interacting with the
• 1:46:18
  enslaved African population. So there.
• 1:46:22
  Yeah. So the Irish had an Irish accent
• 1:46:24
  has an influence on the Jamaican accent.
• 1:46:27
  Did we? Did we finish Baba Yaga?
• 1:46:29
  Yeah. I think so.
• 1:46:30
  I think we you laughed at her chicken house.
• 1:46:34
  That's all I. Wanted to know about Baba Yaga.
• 1:46:36
  You're like there's this witch and she lives in a house with
• 1:46:39
  chicken legs and you wanted me to just not dwell on the chicken
• 1:46:43
  legs? Like how am I not going to like
• 1:46:45
  her? House is made of house and
• 1:46:47
  chicken legs. She's.
• 1:46:48
  So cool. So like there's, I don't know if
• 1:46:51
  you've played Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
• 1:46:54
  No, but it's like one of the later Tomb Raider games.
• 1:46:56
  I think it was like PS4, yeah. Last age I was probably having
• 1:47:00
  snakes, so I I I was having sex. I still like to get most.
• 1:47:03
  Of the PS4 I kind of bypassed because I got to the age of
• 1:47:07
  like, I want to go out in the world and drink and you know, I
• 1:47:12
  was. Doing both so.
• 1:47:13
  I kind of missed that I remember.
• 1:47:15
  Like one more and they re released they really Sonic the
• 1:47:20
  Hedgehog for. Yeah, for PS.
• 1:47:25
  Four. And you were there the night
• 1:47:28
  before, right? It was the night that I broke
• 1:47:30
  up. Yeah, so.
• 1:47:32
  The night that I broke up with that fucking that rat boy.
• 1:47:36
  Dear rat boy. Oh, rap.
• 1:47:38
  Boy, yeah, when he. Tried to like fucking shoulder
• 1:47:41
  check our friend with the fathead and I was leaving like I
• 1:47:47
  was like get the fuck away from me and he ended up like
• 1:47:49
  basically just haggling his way into my fucking taxi.
• 1:47:53
  Let him stay with me. Woke up the next morning.
• 1:47:56
  I was just like you got to get out of my fucking house because
• 1:47:58
  we broke up. I just let you come back here
• 1:48:00
  because you were a drunk idiot. And I went downstairs.
• 1:48:01
  I was Rick really upset and my friend Dan was visiting from
• 1:48:05
  Manchester just when I still live with MK in the house in
• 1:48:07
  Glenstilla. I was like really upset and then
• 1:48:09
  I I came downstairs and bless her, MK and Dan had bought so
• 1:48:17
  much pieces like breakfast, pizzas, loads of shit.
• 1:48:21
  She was like, I saw that Sonic was on the store so I bought you
• 1:48:26
  Sonic and I bought you Crash Bandicoot in case you preferred
• 1:48:30
  Crash Bandicoot and not Sonic. I was just like, and I was just
• 1:48:35
  like, OK, I sat down and I was like eating on a nice.
• 1:48:38
  Morning after I just eating pizzas and then she just.
• 1:48:42
  Goes to me and I'll never forget this is the funniest thing ever.
• 1:48:44
  So like her and Dan were like sat on the couch I was in like
• 1:48:47
  the so it was like a a long 3 seater and on this side there
• 1:48:50
  was like a A2 seater and I was sat in the two seater by myself
• 1:48:53
  with my little sad little pizza and my controller playing like
• 1:48:56
  Sonic. And she came back in and she was
• 1:48:59
  like, is he still upstairs? And I was.
• 1:49:02
  Like, yeah. And then she was like Daniel and
• 1:49:05
  they're like, they just got up and they left.
• 1:49:08
  They closed the door behind them.
• 1:49:11
  And then next thing I heard the front door go and he was just
• 1:49:15
  walked out of the place. They just, like, kicked him the
• 1:49:18
  fuck out. And I was like.
• 1:49:20
  I was like this is. Really nice.
• 1:49:22
  I was just like, thank you guys. And then Baba Yaga.
• 1:49:29
  So I have no, I've given a few men's names to Baba Yaga and
• 1:49:33
  that's something that I think we should talk about because it
• 1:49:36
  works really fucking well, right?
• 1:49:38
  So I have this is getting back onto scary things finally, so we
• 1:49:43
  can cut out half of it. It's it's fine you, I have this
• 1:49:46
  chair and I'm not going to show it to you because it's fucking
• 1:49:48
  disgusting, right? And it has a lot of different
• 1:49:53
  things in it and it's sealed with disgusting black wax.
• 1:49:57
  It's like all like fucking whatever.
• 1:50:00
  There's any man that's ever hurt me or upset me or anything,
• 1:50:05
  their name goes into that jar and I'll crack it open and I'll
• 1:50:09
  put a new man's name in there or whatever.
• 1:50:11
  And it's under my sink where all this shitty stuff goes and no
• 1:50:14
  one looks under this thing for something like the bleach is
• 1:50:17
  there, the food bin is there. Like there's stuff that you were
• 1:50:20
  like and that jar is it's, it's made its own.
• 1:50:25
  Little town. Inside itself, like it's just,
• 1:50:29
  there's mold just creeping up the glass.
• 1:50:31
  It's a big Mason joke thing. I used to put names into it all
• 1:50:35
  the time and it never molded. And I was just like, oh, OK,
• 1:50:39
  whatever. I didn't think too much.
• 1:50:40
  But I was very new at the time when I started practicing and
• 1:50:43
  then when I did more research into Babiaga, who is like a
• 1:50:48
  notorious hater of men. I was like I.
• 1:50:52
  Wonder if I just start feeding Baba Yaga.
• 1:50:56
  So I would like so there's like different so you can what you
• 1:50:59
  can do. The easiest way to do that if
• 1:51:01
  you are looking to invoke a certain deity or spirit is to
• 1:51:07
  dress a candle with olive oil and then a bunch of different
• 1:51:11
  herbs and set your intention that you're looking for that
• 1:51:13
  person. So each herb kind of will be.
• 1:51:17
  So we're looking for like attributed to a certain deity.
• 1:51:20
  So for the likes of like, say you have Lilith, she's very
• 1:51:26
  sensual. She's very like you would do
• 1:51:28
  roses, you do like dark chocolate, like red wine, things
• 1:51:32
  like that to get her to work with you.
• 1:51:34
  Hecate kind of the same kind of things.
• 1:51:38
  Whereas then if you go to Aphrodite, she's just this
• 1:51:41
  really girly. She likes kind of different kind
• 1:51:43
  of things. Bobby.
• 1:51:44
  Yeah. What about Sydney Sweeney?
• 1:51:46
  What have I wanted to worship? Sydney Sweeney.
• 1:51:50
  Jerk off into some bath water and then in a.
• 1:51:52
  Jar probably. I actually I got rushed to
• 1:51:57
  hospital there two weeks. Ago.
• 1:51:58
  Because I just kept drinking Sydney Sweeney's fucking.
• 1:52:03
  I set my alarm to get her soap I really wanted.
• 1:52:06
  To get her soap and it's. Because right, loads of people
• 1:52:09
  like, Oh my God, she's like setting feminism back.
• 1:52:11
  It's like she's doing the fucking opposite.
• 1:52:12
  She's profiting off of goons like she's dead.
• 1:52:18
  I I say that. I say that to women all the
• 1:52:20
  time, like. Just make your money off of
• 1:52:23
  these like these. Guys were like, that's where
• 1:52:26
  like, oh, these fucking these women, they're fucking.
• 1:52:29
  Selling. Themselves fucking you couldn't
• 1:52:31
  never get a woman. Period.
• 1:52:35
  Any dude, any dude who winges about that kind?
• 1:52:38
  Of stuff. I.
• 1:52:39
  Often just kind of think like, just mind your fucking business.
• 1:52:42
  Just fuck off if you don't want if you don't want to jerk it to
• 1:52:45
  fucking Sydney. Sweden.
• 1:52:46
  Don't fucking buy your bad water.
• 1:52:48
  It's not available anyways because I bought but it's it's
• 1:52:52
  still there in like a minute as well because they only released
• 1:52:55
  like I think it. Was like 5. 100 bars or
• 1:52:57
  something. But yeah, that that always
• 1:53:00
  baffles me. And it's the men that complain
• 1:53:02
  about that, right? They'll always be the ones
• 1:53:04
  frequenting. Like the sites where people have
• 1:53:06
  basically screenshot this paid content and then uploaded it
• 1:53:11
  onto a third party site. They're still consuming it.
• 1:53:14
  They're just like, I'm too fucking sheep.
• 1:53:16
  You guys are queuing up for Bonnie Blue because they can't
• 1:53:19
  get the fucking. Hole anywhere else that's what
• 1:53:21
  so do you know the the only fans girl Ari.
• 1:53:25
  Kitsia. You've probably seen me share
• 1:53:28
  her a few times. She's just fucking.
• 1:53:32
  Gorgeous, but she just seems like a really nice person.
• 1:53:36
  She's going out with young gravy.
• 1:53:38
  I share them all the time. I'm like, this is the
• 1:53:40
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• 1:53:43
  like a well to do family and she was always raised to be like
• 1:53:48
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• 1:53:51
  like multiple charities, things like that.
• 1:53:53
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• 1:53:58
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• 1:54:03
  I literally subscribe to only. Fans to give.
• 1:54:07
  Her money because I'm like, I like this person.
• 1:54:11
  That's it was like $7.00 a month.
• 1:54:13
  I'm just like, go on. Ari, I don't go.
• 1:54:15
  Onto the website. I don't really look at anything
• 1:54:17
  but I'm just like hell yeah her I'm like there's blue eyed Kayla
• 1:54:20
  Jade who is fucking awesome and she does like a lot of shit.
• 1:54:24
  So she's been in the industry for a long time and she is like
• 1:54:29
  full service sex worker. So like anything that you want,
• 1:54:34
  she is always like really open and honest about everything.
• 1:54:39
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• 1:54:43
  open. But she's always just.
• 1:54:46
  Like if you're thinking of getting into.
• 1:54:48
  It don't. Because she's.
• 1:54:49
  Like it's not as glamorous as it's made out to be.
• 1:54:53
  Like, yes, you can probably afford these things, but she's
• 1:54:55
  like, you just lose yourself as a person.
• 1:54:57
  So she's just like, it's not worth doing it.
• 1:55:00
  And like even the people that you see who make fucking
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• 1:55:08
  Like and the way the payout works on Onlyfans is they take
• 1:55:14
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• 1:55:17
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• 1:55:22
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• 1:55:24
  percentage, it's a set amount. So if you make like say.
• 1:55:28
  Say the percentage. Was just for talk sake £50 right
• 1:55:32
  and you make like 51 quid, you're only getting £1.00 that
• 1:55:36
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• 1:55:39
  think it's a Sophie Raine is like the highest person on Only
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• 1:55:47
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• 1:55:51
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• 1:55:54
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• 1:56:01
  She looks very, very young. Well then I'm not going to
• 1:56:05
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• 1:56:07
  with the what? She's built like, but her whole
• 1:56:11
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• 1:56:16
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• 1:56:27
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• 1:56:31
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• 1:56:35
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• 1:56:38
  Arikitsya made an account to subscribe to Arikitsya.
• 1:56:42
  That's a lie. I made an account because I I
• 1:56:44
  was thinking of doing it. I never actually did it, but I
• 1:56:48
  was just like, right, I'll, I'll subscribe.
• 1:56:50
  She makes these videos and stuff.
• 1:56:52
  So it's like basically like you do it and like say you can
• 1:56:55
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  A lot of people do it for a lot lower.
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  And the way that you make the most money is custom content and
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• 1:57:16
  me off a little bit, having to actually interact with people
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  like. It's one thing putting out
• 1:57:21
  content and then be like let anyone interact with that
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  whatever way they want, because that is now just whatever I've
• 1:57:27
  put out there. But like to actually have to
• 1:57:29
  interact with people and you know, but that's where the money
• 1:57:32
  is. I can't imagine it's more savory
• 1:57:34
  of characters are hanging. Around those sites.
• 1:57:36
  And The thing is right. So like you can pull it right.
• 1:57:39
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• 1:57:41
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• 1:57:45
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• 1:57:48
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• 1:57:56
  pictures that I'd be posting online anyway like why not just
• 1:58:00
  not post publicly and and get paid for them, right?
• 1:58:03
  But there's only going to be so much of you in your underwear in
• 1:58:06
  a bikini that they're, they want to see before they get bored and
• 1:58:10
  they want to see more, right? And yeah, they'll either
• 1:58:15
  unsubscribe because you're not posting your fucking badge or
• 1:58:21
  like your tits, or they'll start pestering you and asking for
• 1:58:25
  customs. And it's like, right.
• 1:58:29
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• 1:58:31
  Uphill thing to basically give the content that.
• 1:58:38
  Give the worst that you've. Been charging basically and a
• 1:58:41
  lot. Of that is.
• 1:58:42
  Is customs and like you can do things like so say say just I
• 1:58:47
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• 1:58:52
  I could drop Adm into all of my. Subscribers.
• 1:58:57
  Like inbox being like Oh my God new bikini but not even.
• 1:59:02
  That it could be. Like, Oh my God, like a little
• 1:59:04
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• 1:59:06
  Post $15.00 to unlock. That's how they get the money,
• 1:59:11
  that's how you keep them. Coming in and you don't.
• 1:59:15
  Drop all of the fucking like you know I'm not going to fucking
• 1:59:18
  post me getting DP D on just the regular feed that someone's
• 1:59:22
  paying like $10 a month to see. It's going to be like new video,
• 1:59:27
  £50 to see me getting fucked and it all goes on.
• 1:59:31
  Who pays to unlock that? But that's.
• 1:59:33
  Unfortunately. Where you make the most money?
• 1:59:35
  Like just having regular subscribers.
• 1:59:39
  Maybe it could depending. My ex.
• 1:59:42
  My ex had it only fans for a while and for a very short.
• 1:59:46
  Time where? She was, she was arrested,
• 1:59:49
  obviously, and she was putting up just, you know, picks for
• 1:59:53
  fans. Like the raciest stuff was like
• 1:59:57
  some lingerie stuff, but it just became.
• 2:00:02
  So much for her like. I was saying like, sell your
• 2:00:05
  underwear, sell your socks, do what you want.
• 2:00:07
  Like, like I'll wear the underwear, I'll wear the socks.
• 2:00:09
  Like I was sort of of whatever she wanted to do, but it just
• 2:00:15
  became a bunch of guys being like, when are you going to give
• 2:00:19
  us the content? Give us the content, We'll pay
• 2:00:21
  for the content. We want this.
• 2:00:22
  We want answers. Yeah, so very.
• 2:00:25
  Kind of and it. It wasn't, well, it.
• 2:00:27
  Wasn't. Didn't.
• 2:00:28
  Do great for her mental health where it was like herself worth
• 2:00:33
  kind of diminished with this kind of pressure that the guys
• 2:00:37
  are putting on, which is like she she had boundaries but the
• 2:00:42
  guys couldn't respect those boundaries because what this is
• 2:00:46
  the site you're on you better do what this site like this is what
• 2:00:48
  I did this is what I signed up for again, it's like you owe
• 2:00:51
  them something and you don't you don't she didn't owe them the
• 2:00:56
  contract the contract is out there at the.
• 2:00:59
  Start, she says what her. Content is you can pay if you
• 2:01:02
  want it, but then these guys got on and it's more like I will
• 2:01:06
  give you I will pay you for this.
• 2:01:07
  I will pay, I will give you the money.
• 2:01:09
  Now you can see it like you can imagine what it's it's like on
• 2:01:12
  only fans when you can see things like in comment sections
• 2:01:16
  in broad day, like on fucking YouTube or or Instagram or
• 2:01:19
  something that what guys are willing to say.
• 2:01:21
  So you can only imagine what they're willing to say in terms
• 2:01:24
  of like where they, yeah, where they've paid for contents and
• 2:01:27
  they're now like, this is, this is odd to me.
• 2:01:30
  Like if they all turn into fucking Gollum, that's exactly
• 2:01:33
  like, and my vagina. I need to see.
• 2:01:37
  Yeah, it's like it's. Like why else you're I'm I'm so
• 2:01:40
  entitled and like I've had. Like a few friends who've.
• 2:01:42
  Done it and. They've had to post like
• 2:01:43
  basically like, so it's, it's kind of like kind of like
• 2:01:47
  Facebook. It's, you know, the feed you,
• 2:01:50
  you scroll up and stuff, whatever.
• 2:01:51
  And I've had friends who've had to have like they made a pinned
• 2:01:54
  post being like, do not do this, this, this and this.
• 2:01:59
  Also, please be respectful. I am a fucking human.
• 2:02:02
  At the end of this, there's not an agent just randomly
• 2:02:05
  responding to things. It's all done by me.
• 2:02:09
  You will get blocked if if you have to, if you have to explain
• 2:02:13
  to people that you're a human being and.
• 2:02:16
  To be respectful, it's probably not the healthiest place.
• 2:02:19
  Yeah, I'm like I've seen like I've a few of my friends who who
• 2:02:22
  are doing it like they'll. Have like these random guys that
• 2:02:27
  comment on like every post, but it's always like supportive and
• 2:02:32
  like nice and being like oh, like, you know, beautiful Sarah,
• 2:02:37
  you know what I mean? Like Garla, you know, you look
• 2:02:39
  great or you know, just you're only, you're paying for porn.
• 2:02:43
  But like these people also seem to know that they're also just
• 2:02:49
  people. But then you've got like other
• 2:02:51
  people being like, I mean, my one of my friends says she's
• 2:02:55
  like literally had a bunch of subscribers that she lost
• 2:02:58
  because she essentially like, I think she stopped posting for
• 2:03:03
  like a month because she had surgery.
• 2:03:06
  And you're like, well, you could at least go back to your library
• 2:03:08
  and like post older stuff. Like this is bullshit.
• 2:03:11
  Like, why am I paying for a month?
• 2:03:13
  And she was like, yeah. And she was like, Sir, it's $3 a
• 2:03:18
  month that I don't think that you're going to even notice
• 2:03:22
  coming out of your bank, but whatever.
• 2:03:25
  And it's like all that being said, I I am going to start an
• 2:03:29
  only fan you. Should I will, I will tell you
• 2:03:33
  you're a good girl for in very Irish accents for no, this is
• 2:03:38
  where I say you should do Quinn. Who me?
• 2:03:43
  Quinn yeah, you would be great. So.
• 2:03:46
  Quinn. Out in myself here is audio porn
• 2:03:52
  essentially right? But it's written by women, for
• 2:03:57
  women and acted out by the hottest men.
• 2:04:01
  So Andrew Scott has actually done a series with Quinn.
• 2:04:05
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy. What's the guy's?
• 2:04:07
  Is it Val Vanek the the bad guy from Stranger Things?
• 2:04:12
  Oh, yeah, I know that. Yeah.
• 2:04:14
  I don't know what his name is. Yeah, I know what a guy he's.
• 2:04:16
  He's done something from Quinn. There's like.
• 2:04:20
  Loads of big name guys that will will come and do it like Tom
• 2:04:23
  Yorke has done it, but it's basically just you read the
• 2:04:27
  scripts that these women write and they give to you and it's
• 2:04:34
  all very one sided. So it's like, so a huge thing
• 2:04:37
  with women is we like to be able to visualize and put ourselves
• 2:04:41
  in in the situation. So when it's just the sound we
• 2:04:46
  can there's not any anything else on the other.
• 2:04:48
  Side it's all. The guy talking there might be
• 2:04:51
  sound effects, there might be like I don't know if my flackle
• 2:04:54
  there accent really leads itself to porn, it's.
• 2:04:58
  Are you think it would be good? No, because it's very good.
• 2:05:01
  So there's. One guy.
• 2:05:02
  There's give me a. Scenario here and let's.
• 2:05:04
  See. Let's see what.
• 2:05:04
  I'm capable of wait, no, right before I get.
• 2:05:06
  To that right, there is one guy, and he is.
• 2:05:10
  Terrible, right? And he's called the devil of
• 2:05:13
  Dublin, right. Let me play him for you because
• 2:05:15
  I can't. I have to.
• 2:05:18
  You have to see. Oh, my phone's dead fuck.
• 2:05:21
  But you have like this guy, I'll send, I'll send you things
• 2:05:26
  because like they're so I'll literally give you a fiber to
• 2:05:29
  sign up because it's they. Can't let you I'm.
• 2:05:32
  Not signing up to male audio, No, there's there's women as
• 2:05:35
  well, but. So tell me more.
• 2:05:39
  So basically he's so. Robotic.
• 2:05:42
  And. He just loves seeing you on your
• 2:05:45
  knees and Oh my God, you're such a good little girl for.
• 2:05:51
  Me. Aren't you?
• 2:05:51
  And it's just like, yeah. But then and.
• 2:05:58
  It's like, yeah, I get, but they get.
• 2:06:00
  What you're saying but like my. Accent is no better than that.
• 2:06:03
  You can act. Though.
• 2:06:04
  You can act better than that. He's just is just like, it's so.
• 2:06:10
  Robotic and shit and they. Only like him because it's
• 2:06:12
  Irish, because it's all like mostly American women who are
• 2:06:15
  like, Oh yeah, that's, that's an Irish accent.
• 2:06:18
  But then you have the American dudes and like the English dudes
• 2:06:20
  and like there's a few Australian dudes and it's just
• 2:06:22
  like, there's one guy and his name is Nadia.
• 2:06:26
  And every time he drops something, I'm just like, well,
• 2:06:30
  I'll see you in two or three hours.
• 2:06:35
  I'm like, I'm gone like, and he's so good.
• 2:06:40
  He's so. Good.
• 2:06:42
  And the sound? Of and you just.
• 2:06:43
  You can like you can you can. Picture yourself there.
• 2:06:46
  But with the devil a Dublin, everything is like I'm reading
• 2:06:50
  this from Bunga Bart. I'm licking up your.
• 2:06:57
  Body. Now you taste.
• 2:06:59
  So. Fucking good.
• 2:07:03
  I'm spitting your minge hair. I will make teeth now, would you
• 2:07:06
  not? Would you not trim your pubes
• 2:07:10
  yet dirty? That's.
• 2:07:12
  It Yeah, baby. Oh yeah, that's it baby girl,
• 2:07:22
  you make. Me so fucking hard like I'm.
• 2:07:30
  As hard as my uncle in the fucking joy.
• 2:07:33
  Yeah, you know exactly what you're doing, don't you?
• 2:07:36
  Meow Flower. I'm going to spread your
• 2:07:42
  chicken. Legs and walk into your breath.
• 2:07:46
  Let me, let me. You're hot there, baby.
• 2:07:50
  Trust me. Just.
• 2:07:52
  Daddy. Let me let daddy into your
• 2:07:54
  chicken. Hit me, Baba Yaga one more time.
• 2:08:05
  Have you been a good? Little Cryptid or have you been
• 2:08:08
  a bad? Little.
• 2:08:09
  Cryptid, don't curse me, I. I heard you like hanging out
• 2:08:15
  down that billabong. I'm going down your.
• 2:08:21
  Billabong right now. Mommy, go and listen Tenny
• 2:08:27
  cowboy like fingers. H Double.
• 2:08:33
  OD. Two fingers deep.
• 2:08:36
  Inside your gay. Ah yeah fucking yeah.
• 2:08:41
  Scream me name, Scream me name. Like you're Jerry Adams
• 2:08:44
  screaming for fucking freedom. I love it.
• 2:08:50
  I'm gonna take you like you are gonna take the six.
• 2:08:53
  Counties. Back, yeah.
• 2:09:00
  Fucking yeah. Yeah.
• 2:09:01
  So you're a public hand? Yeah, fucking dicky rock in his
• 2:09:07
  show band. I'll fucking show.
• 2:09:09
  You Me band. I'm single and I take it.
• 2:09:18
  Out. To anyone who's American or
• 2:09:28
  foreign or whatever, what? Any of these to look people or
• 2:09:31
  the. Filipino.
• 2:09:32
  Guy that's listening to this, you probably have no idea what
• 2:09:39
  we're talking. About.
• 2:09:41
  Right. Love the fears of that and.
• 2:09:49
  Ride me. Cat.
• 2:09:55
  So if you don't. Get any of these references.
• 2:10:06
  Most of registers to be fair in Ireland you'll.
• 2:10:09
  Get it? But.
• 2:10:12
  If you're if you liked any of that and you're.
• 2:10:14
  Willing to pay me? We should do like a double team,
• 2:10:19
  like a 2 for one baggage. Where we just.
• 2:10:21
  Break it and it's all just Irish buns.
• 2:10:28
  Stay. Yeah, yeah, lose some dummy.
• 2:10:30
  Stuff like. I'm.
• 2:10:32
  Absolutely scared for your man. Fucking rage and raging.
• 2:10:38
  Your fucking. Whole family is fucking raging.
• 2:10:41
  We just stay yeah look at you you know put Emily browser
• 2:10:45
  little slow yeah fucking scared for your mouth for.
• 2:10:52
  Avenue I. Don't know if there's any other.
• 2:10:58
  Could could you get away with doing like?
• 2:11:01
  Doing sexy Cork accent. I don't take a lend itself.
• 2:11:05
  I don't, I don't know. Are you sure you're the big
• 2:11:14
  fella right now? What was this episode about?
• 2:11:33
  I think we. Started off with cryptids and
• 2:11:35
  now we're just making. Porn.
• 2:11:37
  Just audio porn and not very good audio porn.
• 2:11:42
  Instead of a patient, we can. Have an only.
• 2:11:44
  Classic Subscribe to the Only Fans.
• 2:11:46
  Exclusive We've given it all day here.
• 2:11:51
  There's nothing else. Unless we go.
• 2:11:56
  Deeper and focus. Around That's sort of exciting
• 2:11:59
  I. Mean fucking absolutely down the
• 2:12:03
  burn. Fuck it.
• 2:12:15
  This has been. A hocus pocus Lack of focus,
• 2:12:19
  Lack of focus. Lack.
• 2:12:21
  Of. Focus.
• 2:12:27
  You can focus on me, voice focus on.
• 2:12:32
  Me. Let's take.
• 2:12:38
  It slow now spread your cheeks and let me.
• 2:12:41
  All punch your asshole. I don't know why you're.
• 2:12:46
  Looking directly into the camera while I'm doing that.
• 2:12:53
  They show you a little more dare.
• 2:12:55
  No, I have. To like I have to.
• 2:12:56
  Find a way for. You.
• 2:12:58
  He's just. Awful, he's terrible.
• 2:13:01
  I'll find one because I think they posted one on on the TikTok
• 2:13:04
  and you'll know exactly like you'll hear his voice and you'll
• 2:13:07
  know exactly what I I meant right, because he's just send us
• 2:13:12
  on whatever. I just I, I.
• 2:13:14
  Learned. The.
• 2:13:15
  Devil of Dublin. And you're listening to this.
• 2:13:17
  I'm very. Sorry.
• 2:13:20
  If you are just an innocent, gentle listener that likes our
• 2:13:24
  podcast and we're making so much fun of you, but you're sorry,
• 2:13:31
  you're terrible, Stop listening. Just listen.
• 2:13:35
  You're making more money than I. Am I'm fucking?
• 2:13:37
  Out here. Dude they like so there's a few.
• 2:13:42
  Like a few guys. Like the like.
• 2:13:44
  Most popular guys? All gorgeous, all unreal, right?
• 2:13:49
  Because they're actors. And then it's just big fucking
• 2:13:52
  like, hairy, like ginger guy with a ponytail and a massive
• 2:13:57
  beard. And it's like, tell me more
• 2:14:02
  What? No, you're hotter than him.
• 2:14:03
  But he's like he looks. Literally he dresses like he's
• 2:14:08
  from Mead. Like you.
• 2:14:11
  Know what I mean from me? The dress.
• 2:14:13
  Like no. You know.
• 2:14:17
  The first thing that comes to your.
• 2:14:18
  Head when I said oh, you're. Dressed as Licky from Mead.
• 2:14:21
  That's it. That's exactly it.
• 2:14:25
  Anyway, one good luck to you all.
• 2:14:28
  We'll talk to you next week. We.
• 2:14:29
  Actually. Have a.
• 2:14:30
  Guest All right, we're. Going to have a guest you keep
• 2:14:34
  promising guests I. Know because.
• 2:14:35
  Connor is shitty, but we're. Going to have a guest another.
• 2:14:39
  Irish person, hopefully they'll be able to keep the
• 2:14:46
  conversation. On track he will so in our next
• 2:14:50
  episode. We are going to.
• 2:14:53
  Aim. To talk about aliens because.
• 2:14:55
  This is. This is our friend Ocean's
• 2:14:58
  favorite topic is Aliens. So big Ocean Delaney Forward
• 2:15:06
  slash. Burn over the Nic.
• 2:15:10
  Is going to come on and have a big chat to you and I feel like
• 2:15:13
  it's going to be just you 2 talking and me lurking in the
• 2:15:17
  background, which is fine. But yeah, this has been hocus
• 2:15:20
  pocus like a focus. It's actually just been lack of
• 2:15:24
  focus. It's it's just been lack of
• 2:15:26
  focus. There's been lack of focus,
• 2:15:26
  there's been very little hocus. Pocus, I've been just the she's
• 2:15:29
  been Danny, Thanks. For sticking with us for a
• 2:15:32
  spell. Everybody light a candle for
• 2:15:34
  Alex. How do I hang up?
• 2:15:41
  How do I stop? It.