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#202: Bloody Bloody Bible Camp (2012) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? That's like blasphemy or
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  something. Welcome to What's your least
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  favorite scary Movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, the bed, the ugly, and the absurd, and all of our
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  favorite. And least favorite scary movies
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  because we believe every horror movie rifle has this fan base.
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  Even if we don't always get. It my name is Travis.
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  My name is Jesse. And do you think that Jesus has
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  a big Dick or Jesus probably had a big penis, right?
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  I mean, I thought that that was where you're going to open
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  things up with. Today I thought about it, but I
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  felt like I needed to kind of give everybody a warning that
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  we're going to get a little playfully blasphemous.
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  Yeah, I went there already then. Yeah, this is our live, uncut
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  and mostly undrawn monthly bonus series.
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  To be or not to be where we troll the we troll the free
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  streaming services to look for something maybe a little lower
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  budget, maybe without a lot of advertisement or wide release,
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  and we just try and explore something new.
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  Today Travis has chosen something thematically
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  appropriate as this is being released on Easter Sunday.
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  Yeah, that's right. I just happened to pick Buddy
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  Buddy Bible Camp. Yeah, yeah, not Easter, but we
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  are getting religious here today on the episode.
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  So, you know, I hope everybody is ready for that.
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  Yeah, so this is this is gonna be an interesting one to talk
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  about. I I'm kind of excited to get
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  into it. Travis, do you have background
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  information on it? I do.
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  I got some background stuff here.
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  Why did you first of all, why did you choose this?
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  Well, I had one that I was going to pick before it was called
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  Wolf Cop. It seemed like a really fun
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  movie, but we watched on the last drive in last night a movie
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  called Rotten Tail, which was like almost the exact same
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  premise and sounded exactly like it.
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  So I didn't really want to watch the same movie 2 times.
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  Which, by the way, we did discuss Rotten Tail has one of
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  the best tag lines we've ever seen in a movie, which is
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  Hippity, Hopity, Homicide. Yeah, I do like.
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  No notes. I don't know that we could ever
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  punch that. Out.
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  So yeah. So I have like just a backup
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  instead if I ever, you know, if I didn't end up feeling that and
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  bloody bloody Bible camp is one of them so fuck it.
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  Let's just do that. It's come up on Amazon Prime.
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  I've seen it there like so many times.
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  I've watched the trailer at a time or two just because I was
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  curious about it and I was like what the hell this time you know
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  it seems low budget. It's like it's a perfect to be
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  movie. So let's do it.
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  OK. All right.
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  So bloody bloody Bible camp that released May 5th, 2012.
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  It is written by Shelby McIntyre and Vito Tribucho Okay.
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  Directed by Vito Tribucho. I'm not sure if I'm saying the
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  name right. It's a Trabu CCO.
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  Okay, that's good. I guess is I could venture
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  without looking it up. Okay.
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  Music by Reggie Bannister and Carlos Vivas.
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  Reggie Bannister is Father Cummings, right?
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  OK. He's also somebody else.
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  I'm going to get in. Yeah.
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  Well, yeah. OK.
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  So he is Father Cummings and he is also you are not familiar,
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  but all of the people out there that love Phantasm.
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  Yes, he is Reggie from Phantasm. You're you're not familiar.
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  You're just giving me a little. Yeah, people out there that love
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  Phantasm. Reggie's one of the most
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  consistent characters throughout the entire series.
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  He's the ice cream man in the first one.
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  He is like the best friends with the one of the brothers.
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  I don't really know most of the other characters names in that.
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  This isn't doing much for you. This is OK.
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  He plays guitar in it. So he actually plays guitar.
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  OK Like that's like one of those things.
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  Special effects makeup done by Autopsy FX Starring Reggie
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  Bannister as father Richard Cummings.
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  Autopsy. Autopsy effects.
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  I thought it was autopsy. Because.
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  I remember seeing it on the credits and being like, oh,
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  that's clever because it's like a plan autopsy.
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  It might be, actually, I don't know.
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  I could have written it down wrong.
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  I wrote down autopsy, but Autopsy effects probably is
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  right. I don't know they it's either
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  one of those two, all right. Starring Reggie Bannister is
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  Father Richard Cummings. Evic Corveilla as Millie.
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  Jay Fields as Brother Zeke. Matt Aiden as Tad.
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  Ted. Ted Jessica Sonnenborn as
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  Britney. Deborah Venegas as Jennifer,
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  Troy Guthrie as Vance. Christopher Raff as Timmy sister
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  Mary Chopper is played by Tim Sullivan.
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  Yes, that's Tim Sullivan that we talked about on our Screams
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  Scream Queens Two episode or Patreon episode.
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  And Ron Jeremy as Jesus. All right, Budget or Bug?
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  Ted. Jesse.
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  Well, Travis, I think I'm going to have to go with bug Ted.
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  I'm going to go with bug Ted also, even though I don't have
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  the budget here, but this is like probably the.
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  Surefire. I think that this is probably
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  the most obvious bug Ted movie I've seen in a long, long time.
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  I don't have any box office information for this either.
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  I do have an IMDb score. Do you think that that is budget
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  or bug Ted high or low? I don't want to guess because I
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  actually saw it. No, you did.
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  Yeah, cuz I kept going. That person looks familiar.
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  That person looks. Familiar.
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  You probably knew who the killer was before.
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  I did. Well here's the thing though, is
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  that in a small production like this, sometimes people are just
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  used as like a body double. So it's just like, well, maybe
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  that's the thing, cuz we're gonna see that on Winnie the
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  Pooh also. Oh, OK, yeah.
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  So when that comes out, like this week, OK, yeah, it I just
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  assumed it was kind of like one of those, like, budget things.
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  Oh, we need somebody to fill in this costume.
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  I This movie seemed to have very little plot to it, so I was
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  like, oh, we probably just would ever actually find out who the
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  killer is. Yeah, yeah, it's OK.
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  So the IMDb is 4.5 S. Which is higher than I would
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  have expected. Yeah, same here.
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  All right, so I did pick 3 movies, OK, that I tried to keep
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  on theme with religious. OK, this one, though the first
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  one's kind of cheating. But like, I'm going to say I was
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  deceived. It was written and then I found
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  out that it was actually a 2013 movie.
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  Oh, sometimes like it will say 2012.
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  It was like in the festival circuit.
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  I didn't see any alternate release dates in 2012.
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  Oh yeah, but it was listed in like Wikipedia's 2012 Horror
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  movies page. So I don't know, like it threw
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  me off, but I had that included because it's called Crossbearer.
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  Yeah. So the release date I did get
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  for that is October 9th, 2013. I don't have a budget or a
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  worldwide gross, but the IMDb score is 3.3 out of 10.
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  Wow. Yeah, I don't really know like
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  what all is going on with that movie.
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  Like it seems like it's a really low budget religious related
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  horror movie. Are you looking it up right now?
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  I'm looking you look up the release dates.
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  Yeah, he is. Just a Heather is broke.
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  She has a soul sucking job as a stripper.
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  Her living girlfriend Victoria has a baby and a coke problem.
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  Her boss, Harry, is an abusive maniac.
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  Life cannot get much worse. Or so she thought.
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  OK, Jesus. OK, that sounds terrible.
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  Moving on. 2nd movie ad. The words of Salem Rob Zombie
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  movie. The reason I chose that is
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  because they end up becoming a coven of devil worshippers.
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  So. So a Rob Zombie movie.
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  Yeah, pretty much, yeah. That released September 10th,
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  2012 with a $1.5 million budget and a $1.5 million gross.
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  Cute zombie and zombie. IMDb 5.2 out of 10 I've seen
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  that I've I've wanted to watch that one.
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  For a while have said that that's Sherry Moon Zombies best
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  acting. I've heard that I heard somebody
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  once described it as if Rob Zombie tried to make a shower.
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  I don't know how accurate that is because I've never seen the
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  movie. But I haven't seen that one so
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  far today, and this is on the record.
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  You can go back and listen. I think Sherry Moon Zombies best
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  acting is in the first Halloween remake.
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  That's that's what I think too. She she killed it in that one.
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  Yeah. I was gonna say, though, I've
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  not seen that movie, but it's one that I really, really do
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  want to watch. I love the idea of a Rob Zombie
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  genre. I wanna see him tackle that type
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  of genre. Yeah, Okay.
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  And then the final one is Hellbenders, which is about a
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  bunch of, I think priests or something like that.
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  I don't know their whole. So not to be confused with
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  Hellbender. Yeah, yeah.
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  This is different. They're like, they're like
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  debaucherous. They're like.
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  Same. Yeah, they they their whole
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  point is like, they're trying to drag other demons down to hell.
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  OK, so they're doing good, but they're kind of like blasphemous
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  in the process. So I imagine you know, if you're
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  going to hell, it's kind of part of the thing.
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  But they're good guys. They're like actually part of
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  the church. So I don't know, it's it's a
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  horror comedy. OK, Yeah, and it had a pretty
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  surprising cast. So I don't know, it could be
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  interesting, but that released September 9th, 2012.
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  I don't have the budget, but it did gross $64,000 and it has a
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  4.9 on IMDb. OK, all right.
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  And I have one tagline for bloody bloody Bible camp.
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  And that tagline reads as heaven is for everyone except you.
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  OK, which? Is why Jesus says to us in this
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  movie, yeah, specifically us. Specifically, yeah, us the
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  viewer which was like also kind of the final line if you don't
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  count the mid credits stuff. Yeah, that count as the final
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  line. Yeah.
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  And I think it's kind of a good closing remark for them to make
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  the point that I think they were trying to make throughout most
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  of the movie, but maybe missed the mark a little bit.
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  What point is that? That a lot of religious
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  institutions tend to be kind of hypocritical with what they
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  think is good or bad, and saying that Jesus is supposed to love
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  everyone, but then they've got like a whole list of asterisks
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  to it. But the people that are involved
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  in the church are fine and great, even though they're
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  actually doing really awful things too.
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  Yeah, so. And I think generally that's
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  what they're doing throughout this.
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  But there's a couple of moments that miss the mark for me a
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  little bit. Yeah, I think so.
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  Yeah. But no, I think you're on the
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  right track with that for sure. OK, so let's get into our
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  discussion of it then. The good, bad, ugly, and absurd.
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  So what did you think is good about this movie?
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  I loved the whole cold open. Yeah, I wanted the whole movie
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  to be like that. I did too.
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  I thought it had some really, like, funny moments, definitely
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  over the top gratuitousness with it.
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  But I think that was kind of the point.
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  Yeah. And I don't know, it was just
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  all very, like, pointed in what was happening.
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  I think, like I said, the general point that it seems like
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  they're trying to make, I appreciate, especially like, I
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  feel like that's very blatant with like Jennifer's character
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  too. Yeah, yeah, She's yeah there to
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  call out the hypocrisy. Yeah.
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  Pretty much so. I I really liked all of those
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  aspects of it. OK, yeah, I thought that was
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  kind of cool, too. The only other good thing that I
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  had to offer is, like the killer, like Sister Mary
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  Chopper. Like, she had like a She had
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  good potential to be a really cool killer.
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  Yeah. I got like the design and
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  everything. I like the the cross knife that
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  she has. Yeah.
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  I mean other than that, like I I like the opening a lot too.
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  Like, I feel like they kind of blew their budget in the 1st 5
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  to 10 minutes of this movie. Yeah.
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  Possibly It could have been. What happened, I don't know.
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  But yeah, it started off real great and it had a lot of
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  potential to it. So now let's talk about some of
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  the bad. OK, so the bad and this this
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  happened so much. OK, so we talk about this.
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  If you're a fan of horror movies, representation is
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  important in all areas, right? Like you want to see characters
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  represented as the protagonist and as the killer, Like you want
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  to have that equal representation.
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  And we still have a long ways to go with trans characters.
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  A lot of therefore, representation tends to be as
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  the killers, which is problematic even when you give
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  it like a good, like reasoning behind it, like, oh, they're
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  justified because of evil and blah blah blah blah blah.
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  And like, I'm not saying that that can't have a positive
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  impact. There's so many people online
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  that talk about like Angela as a character in Sleepaway camp,
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  being so positive for them as a trans person.
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  We saw somebody like actually talk to the sleepaway cast and
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  say that, that. Scare fest?
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  Yes, but it just I it. And again I get what this movie
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  was trying to do. Like they were trying to say
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  like, oh, you're a bad person, you're going to hell.
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  You're gonna be a preacher. But you can't be a preacher
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  because you also say that you're a woman, but you were born, you
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  were assigned male at birth and you know it it it's crossing a
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  line with 0 finesse with it. You know what I mean?
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  It's weird. Like, 'cause that one, right?
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  There was also one that I think was done against the person's
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  will, from this the looks of it. It's it's so confusing like I'm
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  so confused. It's kind of a it seemed to me
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  like they were trying to do a sweep away camp type thing.
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  Here. Yeah, it kind of seemed like
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  that. Or like that one.
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  The really bad Christmas movie we covered around.
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  On two in December, all through the House.
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  Yeah, yeah, like. And again, I get what film
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  makers are trying to do with that.
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  But I also feel like when you do it, you need to do it with a
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  little bit of finesse and really think about the message that
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  you're sending across instead of just like the killer's a killer
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  cuz they're trans. You need to have, you need to
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  show a little bit more of that. And I get that This movie is
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  showing, like, hypocrisy and everything all throughout.
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  And it specifically addresses, like homophobia in the church
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  and racism and, yeah, pedophilia.
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  Like, it tackles all of that and it does it with like a little
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  wink and a nod. And I feel like it's not done
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  the same with Sister Mary Chopper.
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  No, I don't. And it's so like even within its
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  own universe, it's kind of othering.
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  Yeah. So it just, again, like, you
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  know, we've joked around with Talia, like it's good for her to
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  see like dogs be the bad guys sometimes because, you know,
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  it's, it's fun for her. You know, as a woman, I like
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  seeing woman killers. And you know, we talk about that
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  with like people of color. They need to have like a variety
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  of roles. We need that for trans
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  characters as well. They need to just be treated as
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  fucking people, 'cause they are, they're fucking people like it
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  just, I feel like we haven't covered a single horror movie on
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  this show yet where the trans character has not been the
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  killer. Whatever their motivation is
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  given, yeah. I think you're right.
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  In in universe so that is and that's not necessarily a this
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  movie problem, it's an overall problem.
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  Yeah, yeah. And yeah, it's also like a thing
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  of, like, reflective of when certain movies are made.
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  Because like we got to also remind ourselves, this movie's
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  over a decade old at this point. Yeah, and.
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  I'm not saying that that like makes anything right or wrong,
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  I'm just trying to like put context into.
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  Certain things. Also.
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  Yeah, and we are looking at things through a more modern
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  lens, 'cause, you know, we can't just watch all of the latest
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  releases and cover them. We want to cover a variety of
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  different things. Other than that, I think that
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  this movie has some pacing problems.
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  Like I said, I would have loved it if the whole movie was like
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  the 1st 10 minutes, but it really like it's bad news when I
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  because this is the first thing we watch today and I'm like
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  pulling out my phone here and there checking stuff on IMDb,
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  like oh maybe I'm going to check Twitter real quick, like it
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  should be holding my attention better than that.
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  That was one of my things too, like if you got more, go ahead.
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  No, I'm just, I was just going to say not every movie has to be
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  an hour and a half. Like, it definitely feels like
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  they're padding the runtime. You know what?
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  I don't with a movie like this. I don't even necessarily like
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  expect a great plot most of the time, but don't just add shit in
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  to make the runtime longer. See, I didn't even feel like
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  they were adding shit in to make the runtime longer.
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  I just think that they didn't write shit until, like, they
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  wrote shit to go down in the very beginning of the movie, and
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  then they wrote for shit to go down at the very end.
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  And then the middle is a bunch of nothing.
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  It's a bunch of, like, scenes of, like, you know, the Bible
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  camp going on. And like, I don't know, like,
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  that could be entertaining if that's what we were trying to
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  sign up for. But like, I signed up for bloody
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  bloody Bible camp. I didn't sign up for what's it
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  called again? Happy day, Bible Camp.
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  You know what I mean? It's just like a lot of nothing
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  happens for a long time. And then like, it would have
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  been cool if we just get some kills scattered here and there.
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  But like with the killer sister Mary Chopper, we just get scenes
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  of her just and her lair. Yes.
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  With like a worship, like a like an altar and then just praying
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  and like talking to a baby doll and like, I don't know, like, I
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  don't understand the point of doing that.
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  Why not have this person that had all this potential out there
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  just doing shit throughout the movie?
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  You know, like, I mean, that's just.
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  Why not make Millie more important?
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  She's the return character. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Like. Yeah, she's like this movie,
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  just like, I don't know. I think, I don't know.
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  I don't know if they had an idea what they were doing until they
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  got, they got names attached to this thing too, is what is
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  blowing my mind. They got Tim Sullivan.
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  He's got like established credits, like he's done some
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  stuff. They've got Reggie.
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  He's part of Phantasm that is like one of the longest running.
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  And he is one of the most consistent characters throughout
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  the entire series. Like, it just kind of surprises
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  me that, like, it ends up being a bunch of nothing and it's kind
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  of disappointing. Yeah, I guess like other things.
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  Like, it just also kind of feels like scenes just kind of get
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  stitched together. Yes.
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  Like, it doesn't make sense. Like, it's a lot of like, and
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  then this happens and then this happens and then that happens.
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  Like none of it flows. And then like another thing for
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  me is like, I just some of the jokes are fine.
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  But I feel like the comedy in this movie did not land with me
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  personally. I maybe some people like it, but
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  it's a lot of like it's just a lot of like low hanging fruit
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  jokes one after another. Just like, fucking fire them all
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  with. That you need to be really over
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  the top with it, or you need to like layer in some more subtle
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  stuff at the same time, Like it can't just be, it feels lazy in
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  a way. I like Dick and fart jokes as
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  much as the next person. I did like at the very
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  beginning, the very first line to get Jesus probably had a big
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  penis. I like that.
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  They got a truckle out of me. Yeah, but like it.
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  Just like, it's just a bunch of, like, Dick and like like sex
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  jokes and like, it's just like some of, like, the worst, like.
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  Like. There's not imaginative at all.
• 20:08
  Yeah, I mean, and again, you know, I say go over the top, but
• 20:15
  I feel like you need to do it. You can have dumb humor, but it
• 20:19
  has to be done smartly, You know, we talked about that with
• 20:22
  Dude Bro party masker 3 like this.
• 20:26
  I get the point that they're trying to make that the church
• 20:28
  people. So we've got Zeke who is a
• 20:32
  creep. He's a full on pedophile.
• 20:34
  He's watching their underage campers get undressed and he's
• 20:37
  like so cartoonishly evil. Like.
• 20:41
  He's not the only. One.
• 20:42
  And he's not the only one. We've got the priest.
• 20:44
  Yeah, We've got Father Cummings, who's like, implied to be having
• 20:49
  a very inappropriate relationship with Timmy.
• 20:53
  Who? It's that.
• 20:55
  And it's also, I mean, he's just like the stereotypical priest,
• 20:59
  you know? Like everybody knows that.
• 21:01
  Yeah, like what has unfortunately become a
• 21:04
  stereotype of taking advantage of young parishioners.
• 21:09
  Yeah. And then Millie and Jennifer
• 21:11
  develop a relationship, which, I mean, it's like a fucking
• 21:16
  counselor. Like, yeah, what's the age of
• 21:18
  these people? Like?
• 21:19
  Are they like adults? Like, what the fuck is this?
• 21:22
  I don't. I don't know.
• 21:23
  Yeah. So it just, it's like, and I get
• 21:25
  what they're trying to say, they're trying to say that these
• 21:27
  people, just because they're associated with the church
• 21:29
  doesn't mean they're they're good people.
• 21:31
  So how hypocritical of them to condemn these other people to
• 21:35
  hell. Yeah, like and I get that that's
• 21:37
  the point that they're making. But again, do it in a way that
• 21:42
  like is good storytelling. Like make a good movie.
• 21:47
  The first. That's why the 1st 10 movies, 10
• 21:50
  Minutes were so funny because it was kind of over the top.
• 21:52
  But you got the message and then we got straight to The Killing.
• 21:55
  Yeah, like that Works great as a 10 minute short.
• 21:57
  Film. It didn't work and it just moved
• 22:00
  along. Yeah, you got what was
• 22:01
  happening. And it felt like they were
• 22:02
  trying to do the same stuff with the rest of the movie, except
• 22:05
  they had to make it, you know, five times longer.
• 22:08
  Yeah. So yeah, so it just it was
• 22:11
  struggling a little bit with that.
• 22:13
  OK, ugly stuff. I guess I'm just, you know, a
• 22:16
  lot. Yeah.
• 22:17
  Like basically, and I mean, we've both grew up in the South
• 22:21
  and we've both been, you know, we've both experienced stuff
• 22:24
  with churches seeing that hypocrisy face to face.
• 22:28
  You know, I like, I'm not joking when I've, you know, tried to
• 22:33
  have these kinds of conversations that Jennifer
• 22:35
  tries to have during the Bible Bowl.
• 22:37
  You know, like, well, why is this OK?
• 22:40
  But this isn't OK, and you're just so well.
• 22:42
  It's just just 'cause. I think just 'cause just.
• 22:45
  'Cause we say. So just 'cause we say so, 'cause
• 22:47
  we decided that's how we're defending our our bigotry.
• 22:50
  You know, you do have people that are getting actively harmed
• 22:53
  by the church because of those kinds of beliefs, because of
• 22:55
  taking advantage of a position of power.
• 22:58
  You know, you see, like priests taking all of the the tithings
• 23:02
  that are meant to be for the church and using it to buy
• 23:04
  expensive cars. So yeah, just that kind of
• 23:09
  stuff. And I'm not like, I know there
• 23:11
  there are some people out there that religion does great things
• 23:14
  for you, and that's great. I was not getting that
• 23:18
  experience. I I think we're we're just
• 23:20
  talking about the bad seats, the corrupt people out there.
• 23:22
  Like there is a lot of good out there with it and people do and
• 23:26
  can benefit from it, but there's a lot of people that like to
• 23:29
  take advantage of people. That yes, take advantage of
• 23:32
  people, actively choose to harm people.
• 23:34
  And there's a reason that they're saying there's no hate
• 23:37
  like Christian love. Yes, exactly.
• 23:40
  There's a reason that that exists.
• 23:43
  So yeah. So yeah.
• 23:44
  All right, absurd. Did you have your ugly or were
• 23:47
  you just agreeing with? You want me to slip something in
• 23:50
  too? How about slipping drugs and the
• 23:53
  drinks? Yeah, a little casual date rape,
• 23:56
  yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
• 23:57
  I mean, they're like slipping Spanish fly and alcohol into
• 23:59
  punch to try and get girls that have sex with them.
• 24:02
  So yeah. Yeah.
• 24:04
  I mean, again, shitty characters like, you know, But that is like
• 24:07
  a thing, a bad thing that happened in the and.
• 24:09
  That's very, very ugly for sure. Exactly.
• 24:12
  OK, so absurd. I'm gonna go with all the fake
• 24:14
  hair involved, because we've got the Elvis preacher at the
• 24:17
  beginning. That's a very obvious fake
• 24:19
  beard, potentially fake chest hair.
• 24:22
  We were trying to decide, but we don't get a good enough shot to
• 24:24
  really determine it. Definitely saw some fake pubic
• 24:27
  hair on Bambi at the end when she's running out of the house.
• 24:29
  I thought that that was fake. Yeah.
• 24:31
  Which is weird to like even do that, but I don't know, maybe
• 24:34
  she just wanted to not have that show.
• 24:36
  Yeah. Or maybe she's like, you know,
• 24:38
  stays shaved by choice, so they just slap something there
• 24:42
  because it's meant to be in the 70s.
• 24:43
  Yeah. And then also we got to talk
• 24:46
  about Zeke's shake and go wig that why why?
• 24:50
  Why did he need that wig I? Feel like they were trying to do
• 24:54
  like a demon from Friday the 13th 5.
• 24:57
  It's didn't work. It wasn't good.
• 25:00
  They missed the Shag Park of Shake and Go.
• 25:02
  Yeah, he he's got some pretty like, I noticed that that was a
• 25:05
  bad wig and that's. At at one point, I swear to God,
• 25:08
  the wig was on backwards for one of the scenes.
• 25:10
  Could have been done intentionally too.
• 25:12
  You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that's also
• 25:14
  like a funny, like, visual gag type thing too.
• 25:17
  Like if you're like, yeah, we're making a low budget movie, Let's
• 25:19
  make it look like shit. Just like for fun, you know what
• 25:21
  I mean? Yeah, but that's my obstruct is
• 25:24
  all of the all of the fake hair choices.
• 25:28
  Mine are The captions are afraid to curse.
• 25:32
  My God, I forgot about that. They are they're.
• 25:34
  I don't know if that was done intentionally, like in line with
• 25:38
  the movie, whenever they hired A captioning company, be like
• 25:41
  don't put swear words on this. I don't know.
• 25:44
  It's so. Weird.
• 25:45
  I noticed at first. It's like maybe they just like
• 25:47
  missed a word, but like throughout the entire movie,
• 25:50
  anytime that there's a swear like the captions like just
• 25:54
  forget it like. What if it was actually like
• 25:56
  some really like devout Christian that also likes horror
• 25:59
  movies? And they were really hoping that
• 26:01
  they were going to get like a good, viable camp horror movie?
• 26:04
  And so they're like, I'm going to volunteer and I'm going to do
• 26:06
  captioning for it. And then they go, Oh no, Oh no,
• 26:09
  Oh no, Oh no. I did think, I thought did cross
• 26:13
  my mind like maybe like a Christian person, like he was
• 26:15
  like, hey, I'll take that one. That one's about God, like, Oh
• 26:19
  no, no. Yeah, not a good movie for that.
• 26:22
  Yeah. The other thing I have is
• 26:24
  repenting masturbation, which you know is whenever Timmy is,
• 26:29
  he gets what I guess is his first direction and then he like
• 26:33
  goes in there and is telling God he's sorry for it and then he
• 26:36
  like ends up accidentally masturbating.
• 26:39
  I don't fucking know. It's so weird.
• 26:41
  He's trying to get the boner to go away and to be fair, he does.
• 26:46
  Yeah, he he does. I I This movie leaves me
• 26:52
  speechless at times. That's one of the moments right
• 26:55
  there. Like, what the fuck am I
• 26:57
  watching here? OK, So what do you rate this?
• 27:03
  Dude, if it was just the 1st 10 minutes, it would be like a
• 27:06
  fucking 8. But the whole movie, it's like a
• 27:10
  four. Yeah, I was gonna give it a
• 27:11
  three. Yeah.
• 27:12
  It's just a 3 1/2 average. I was just actively like, when
• 27:16
  is this fucking thing gonna end? Like, yeah.
• 27:20
  I hope it doesn't like drive you guys away from hearing us talk
• 27:23
  about it because there's a lot to talk about.
• 27:24
  Yeah, there's definitely a lot to talk about.
• 27:26
  I just, I was honestly, sometimes when that movie has
• 27:30
  such a strong opening, it can hurt it.
• 27:32
  Yeah, for real and then. 'Cause I was so stoked for it
• 27:36
  after that, Talia had to go out right after the opening and I
• 27:39
  was like, yeah, I'm ready to watch the rest of this movie.
• 27:41
  It felt like a fucking trauma movie.
• 27:43
  In the beginning. You know what I mean?
• 27:44
  Like I felt like I. Was that was the kind of vibe
• 27:46
  that it gives where it's like over the top, but you know that
• 27:48
  it's like satire and everything? Yeah, exactly.
• 27:50
  Like I was having a great time with it.
• 27:51
  And then just nothing happens for a long time.
• 27:54
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• 31:05
  So we start off at the Happy Day Bible camp in 1977 and the very
• 31:09
  first lines as you said were do you think Jesus had a big penis?
• 31:13
  And they said, except none of the guy that he must, and
• 31:17
  therefore it's not a sin to. To have sex or to have a big
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  penis like. To have sex because Jesus had a
• 31:23
  penis. Therefore it's OK to have sex
• 31:25
  with penis. Yeah, except none of the guys
• 31:27
  here look like Jesus. Yeah, it's like these two girls
• 31:31
  are outside. I guess they're trying to like,
• 31:33
  you know, you know, figure out if they can do it.
• 31:36
  I don't know, like they, that's one of the themes in this movie
• 31:38
  too. It's like trying to find
• 31:39
  loopholes in the Bible about like, if you can do certain
• 31:43
  things. Yeah, If you're looking for
• 31:45
  anything about how modern people look into that stuff, look up
• 31:52
  how people over at BYU have their relations.
• 31:56
  You want me to tell you the term?
• 31:58
  What is the term? I know what it is.
• 32:00
  I can't remember what the term is though.
• 32:01
  It's. Called Soaking.
• 32:02
  Yeah, yeah the you do PNV, but as long as you're not thrusting
• 32:06
  it's fine. Sometimes they get around that
• 32:08
  loophole by having like a friend bounce on the bed on.
• 32:11
  The bed so you're not having sex because you're not actively
• 32:15
  thrusting? You're not having a threesome.
• 32:17
  It's not a group party, it's. P just happens to be inside the
• 32:23
  V somehow, not by your doing. And now you asked your friend,
• 32:28
  but you know they didn't have to do it.
• 32:30
  But they're jumping up and down and all.
• 32:32
  Holy shit, what's happened? Yeah, that's that's how.
• 32:38
  That's how they roll over at BYU, yeah.
• 32:43
  Also inside we see a group of boys like.
• 32:48
  I love See. The nerds are like, yeah, so
• 32:51
  Star Wars. Yeah, it's like, so did you go
• 32:54
  see Star Wars? Like, yes.
• 32:55
  So Star Wars shit, it's not gonna it's it's gonna flop.
• 33:00
  It's not gonna do anything. I loved it.
• 33:02
  Like, that was just so fucking stupid.
• 33:04
  Really funny because Friday night we went out to eat and the
• 33:07
  restaurant was playing Attack of the Clones and I got real
• 33:10
  excited. I was like Reptil, Anakin and
• 33:12
  Travis was like what is happening?
• 33:13
  Because I thought people hate the prequels.
• 33:15
  And I was like, no, but look at those guys, it's great.
• 33:18
  And then, right, it's the scene with him and Padme, you know,
• 33:22
  the scene. And I'm like because Travis is
• 33:24
  facing away from these TV's. He's got Puss in Boots playing
• 33:28
  on his. No, I had Batman versus.
• 33:29
  Superman. Oh, you have Batman versus
• 33:30
  Superman. That's right.
• 33:31
  Puss in Boots is in the middle of us this.
• 33:32
  Mexican restaurant has every fucking genre.
• 33:35
  Everything. You want superhero.
• 33:36
  You want Puss in Boots? You want Star Wars?
• 33:39
  Oh, we got softball playing in the news, yeah.
• 33:41
  Yeah, but at one point our server walks up behind me as I'm
• 33:45
  going. He's telling her he hates sand.
• 33:49
  So yeah. Anyway, what I'm saying is these
• 33:52
  nerds make me laugh. Really.
• 33:54
  On. Yeah, the the priests of this
• 33:57
  group here. I think it's the priest.
• 33:59
  I don't know. But yeah, he's dressed as Elvis.
• 34:01
  Yeah, he said that he had tickets to see him.
• 34:03
  He's mourning him. Yeah, he just died.
• 34:06
  And then the woman sitting next and was like, did you hear about
• 34:08
  that woman that got ordained? She's real excited about it.
• 34:11
  And she's like, I didn't really like Elvis anyway, he's drug
• 34:13
  abusing. That's probably why he died.
• 34:16
  And he's like kids these days. I have no respect.
• 34:18
  Storms off. So the nerds have are talking
• 34:22
  about how they want to have sex with Betty and Bambi.
• 34:25
  And the Jock boys are like, whatever, they're not going to
• 34:28
  have sex with you. And they're like, yeah, well, we
• 34:29
  got Spanish fly, so they drop pills into some punch and pour
• 34:34
  some what has to be really warm vodka because it was up against
• 34:38
  Chaz's junk. They pour that into the punch
• 34:43
  and take the girl. Get the girls drunk real fast
• 34:45
  and take them to the woods. It's gross.
• 34:48
  Everyone else is watching and they're like, that's really
• 34:50
  sinful, but nobody does anything to help, which I think is also a
• 34:53
  really great commentary on. Yeah, yeah, like they're like
• 34:57
  comment about it. Like this is fucked up.
• 34:59
  And then they just kind of like stand there and just watch it
• 35:00
  out and they're like, OK, whatever.
• 35:03
  I my next note here is tame and Paula gets stepped through the
• 35:07
  eye. This guy looks like he's like
• 35:10
  over there rolling a joint. He's about to smoke a weed.
• 35:12
  A weed. And he gets a drug.
• 35:15
  He gets. A stabbed in the eye and this is
• 35:17
  when we started getting the opening credits.
• 35:18
  So we like this like onslaught of kills starting off.
• 35:21
  Yeah, the chubby older guy didn't get his name.
• 35:25
  The Elvis Priest, So. I feel like he should have been
• 35:30
  the one to die on the toilet and not Chaz.
• 35:33
  Right. And I made a note about that.
• 35:34
  It was like Chaz died on the toilet.
• 35:37
  Yeah, it should have been Elvis. I feel like that would have been
• 35:40
  better. But we had to get the poop jokes
• 35:42
  in. Yeah, we got, we could have had
• 35:44
  the Elvis poop jokes. Everybody joked about that man,
• 35:46
  He died on the toilet. Everybody's like he pooped to
• 35:49
  death. I honestly that is like there
• 35:53
  are a lot of ways I don't want to die, but location wise I
• 35:57
  don't want to die on the toilet. That's so embarrassing.
• 36:00
  I've told you before that I like to make sure that my bra and
• 36:02
  underwear match because like I don't want to be murdered And
• 36:05
  then the autopsis be like wow, her underwear doesn't match.
• 36:09
  Like just. Like snicker.
• 36:10
  Yeah, like. And that's also why I try not to
• 36:12
  let my nails be chipped, because I'm like, God, what if I'm?
• 36:15
  What if I have to be like that as a ghost?
• 36:17
  You'd. Be the laughing stock at the
• 36:18
  world, Jesse, Right. I mean, don't.
• 36:20
  Want that? I mean, all evidence points to
• 36:23
  yes, because Elvis, It doesn't have anything to do with the
• 36:26
  fact that he was one of the most famous people on the planet.
• 36:28
  But you know, he's probably famous because he died on the
• 36:31
  toilet. Right.
• 36:33
  I'm just saying it would be really embarrassing to die on
• 36:35
  the toilet, I. I don't disagree.
• 36:38
  And there's no way that the EMT is taking my body out of the
• 36:41
  toilet area. Wouldn't be like, oh man, this
• 36:43
  lady died on the toilet. She couldn't even flush her
• 36:45
  butt, Flush her butt. Is that what people try to do?
• 36:51
  Yes, that's probably why I died, because I was trying to flush my
• 36:54
  butt. OK, so the two guys are out
• 36:57
  there in the woods. They get the girls ready to go.
• 37:00
  One of them is like, OK, like I gotta go back to the cab and.
• 37:06
  I'm being bitten by bugs. Yes, hard relate.
• 37:08
  We gotta go to the cabin. In a jumpsuit, like, there's no
• 37:11
  way to even kind of do like a quickie where you can be sort of
• 37:13
  covered in that you have to get completely naked.
• 37:17
  Yeah, I mean, that kind of works well for sex, so.
• 37:20
  I mean otherwise, like if you wanted to do a quickie in the
• 37:23
  woods, you could just do like a little pull the pants down kind
• 37:25
  of thing. Like our next girl here.
• 37:27
  Who? Yeah, exactly.
• 37:28
  Stumbles upon his stump and then pulls.
• 37:30
  She says. She just kind of bends over and
• 37:31
  she's like, all right, I'm ready.
• 37:32
  Do it. Back door's always.
• 37:34
  Open, yeah, she says. It's not a sin.
• 37:36
  No back door's always open for Jesus.
• 37:38
  Is what she says. Yeah, yeah, but he's oh, hold
• 37:42
  on. He's about to go do it, but then
• 37:43
  he ends up sinning in his pants. So he has to go back because he
• 37:48
  needs to, like, get something to help him get ready to go again.
• 37:51
  So he leaves her. So the couple that has gone back
• 37:55
  to the cabin, Chaz and Bambi, we've got a guy outside of the
• 38:02
  cabin. He's playing a song talking
• 38:03
  about kicking the devil in the nut sack.
• 38:06
  I got, I've got the lyrics here. He's playing guitar and the
• 38:09
  lyrics are if the devil don't like that, he better not come
• 38:13
  back. If the devil don't like that, he
• 38:15
  better lick my nut sack. Well, the point is, the lyric
• 38:20
  prompted me to describe him as Nutsack Efron.
• 38:24
  God, he does kind of look like Zac.
• 38:26
  Efron in his High School Musical days, Yeah.
• 38:28
  Definitely, yeah. So he's.
• 38:30
  Peeping in on the sex, Yeah, and the nun is like, well, that's
• 38:34
  naughty. Yeah, so she naughty chess.
• 38:38
  He's finished having sex and he's like, all right, I gotta go
• 38:41
  take a dump. So he gets out of bed and goes
• 38:44
  to go take a shit and he gets killed on the toilet.
• 38:47
  Yeah, and he's definitely not flushing his butt because
• 38:50
  there's no toilet paper. No, yeah.
• 38:53
  He's like the What is that? The game, The poop head game.
• 38:57
  The poop head murders Poopy. Poopy murders The poop Poop
• 39:02
  time. You're.
• 39:02
  Gonna get it if you keep saying poop and something else.
• 39:05
  Midnight, midnight, poopy man. That's the that's the dog
• 39:08
  monster. But.
• 39:09
  Yeah, I don't know what it is, I think.
• 39:11
  What is it? There's like 7 of them.
• 39:13
  Poop, man. I don't fucking know.
• 39:14
  Yeah, there's a lot of them. It's it's a weird game all
• 39:18
  right, So Bambi decides to get out of bed to go look for Chaz
• 39:22
  and she finds his body and then is chased by the nun who chases
• 39:26
  her downstairs and then throws the cross at her and kills her.
• 39:30
  Then we get the opening credits. And then we cut to 1984 and a
• 39:35
  van is rolling and they are singing about Jesus rolling down
• 39:39
  the strip with Jesus. Yeah, they arrive at a store and
• 39:43
  they go in. They go do some shopping before
• 39:45
  they arrive at camp. OK, they're just cracked me out
• 39:48
  because they're on a budget. They can't recreate 1984 like we
• 39:54
  saw some of this at the 70s, like the girl in the jumpsuit.
• 39:57
  Those have come back, so they were able to buy a jumpsuit for
• 40:01
  her to wear for a wardrobe right in this convenience store.
• 40:06
  It's all modern food logos and they've tried to like, turn them
• 40:10
  around both so that way they don't have, you know, issues
• 40:13
  with the company being like we don't want to be featured in
• 40:16
  your movie, but also because it's not historically accurate
• 40:20
  and the funniest fucking one to me is the four locos in the
• 40:23
  freezer. Oh yeah, I forgot the
• 40:25
  information. That unfortunately instantly
• 40:28
  recognized the watermelon for the locos.
• 40:30
  You said that. You see, you said that.
• 40:32
  And I was like, well, yeah, this came out in 2012.
• 40:35
  I get it like that. We were drinking that shit in
• 40:36
  college. And then I thought about just so
• 40:39
  I was like, oh, it's supposed to be in the 80s.
• 40:41
  Yeah. That shouldn't be there.
• 40:44
  Yeah, that is funny though, yeah.
• 40:46
  So clearly they like had friends that were to the convenience
• 40:49
  store in the country because there are convenience stores in
• 40:51
  the country that are like all rustic looking like this.
• 40:54
  Yeah. And they just turned products.
• 40:59
  When they're all entering the store, though, Millie enters the
• 41:02
  store and sees Dwayne, which he was one of the guys from the
• 41:05
  camp that day, and she backs out immediately because she doesn't
• 41:08
  want to see him. Yes.
• 41:11
  And while they're there, the Father Cummings tells J behind
• 41:17
  the counter that they're going down to Happy Day.
• 41:19
  Bible camp, he goes. You mean bloody bloody Bible
• 41:21
  camp? Why the second bloody?
• 41:24
  I don't know. I feel like it was like making
• 41:25
  fun of Can't Blood. Yeah, they talk about Sister
• 41:32
  Mary Chopper is the one that killed them back in 77 over.
• 41:37
  There stabbed Dwayne and left him for dead.
• 41:40
  And there was some other chick too, but we nobody really knows
• 41:42
  what happened to her. And it was pretty obvious that
• 41:44
  Millie was hurt when I first saw her in the van.
• 41:47
  And that just gets confirmed. And Dwayne doesn't talk anymore.
• 41:50
  He hasn't spoken since that day. So he just kind of sits here,
• 41:52
  scarred up, staring off in the distance.
• 41:54
  Also there is Tim Sullivan there, who is dressed like
• 41:58
  Gothy. And Jennifer kind of takes a
• 42:00
  walk into him and starts to Fort with him a little bit.
• 42:04
  Then, you know, I mean, that's just pretty much it.
• 42:06
  He's just kind of like tells her he better or she better keep the
• 42:10
  cross with her because she's going to need it.
• 42:13
  I didn't. I didn't get any advice that
• 42:15
  this is going to be our killer. Yeah, it's not like a really
• 42:19
  great set up. And again, I'm gonna have to
• 42:21
  make the connection to Friday the 13th because that was one of
• 42:23
  my biggest gripes with the first one is that we've got nothing
• 42:26
  laying out anything leading to Pamela Voorhees as a possible
• 42:30
  suspect. She just comes up at the end
• 42:32
  like ta da. Yeah.
• 42:35
  OK, so they make it to the camp. And see, we see Britney and
• 42:40
  Jennifer in their cabin and they're kind of like bickering.
• 42:45
  Jennifer's got a tape that is written on it.
• 42:49
  It's called Satan's Hookers. That's her mixtape, apparently,
• 42:52
  which offends Britney. I think that's great.
• 42:55
  I would listen to her Satan's Hooker's mixtape.
• 42:57
  I was hoping I was on it. Yeah.
• 42:59
  I wanted to hear more songs on it.
• 43:01
  Probably not for budget reasons, but get Reggie over there.
• 43:03
  Reggie he, he makes music. He can, you know, Reggie, a
• 43:06
  Satan song real quick. Tad is mean to Timmy and because
• 43:11
  he's like making fun of him saying he's got a boner and then
• 43:13
  he flicks him in the penis and it really does give him a boner
• 43:16
  because Timmy doesn't ever touch himself down there.
• 43:19
  So all touching is tingly to him.
• 43:22
  And then when he's done, he goes Ted and it's very much like
• 43:26
  American Dad. It's funny because like he
• 43:29
  flicks him in the penis and then Timmy runs off to go take care
• 43:32
  of it and Vance is there laughing and.
• 43:35
  Their Ted pushes him back. Vance has him.
• 43:37
  Like, he's got that laugh that our friend Andrew had.
• 43:41
  Yeah, like, I feel like he was. He just got over it.
• 43:43
  He just takes his hand and puts on his face and pushes him off
• 43:46
  the bed and he's like Ted. That's where the humor actually
• 43:50
  did land for me, because that was really funny.
• 43:51
  I like that. So yeah, he's in there and he's
• 43:55
  taking care of himself while apologizing to God, and he
• 43:58
  doesn't know that. That's what happens whenever you
• 44:01
  do that to yourself. That's the holy water that
• 44:04
  Father Cummings is talking about, which I'm sorry, you're
• 44:08
  Catholic. You should probably know what
• 44:11
  holy water is at this point. Yeah, I I don't know.
• 44:17
  So Millie and brother Zeke are talking with Father Cummings
• 44:19
  about the camp. It's being really cheap and
• 44:22
  she's like, but it takes a whole day to drive here, kind of
• 44:24
  basically trying to steer them away from buying this camp.
• 44:30
  And she's like, you know, we could probably afford something
• 44:32
  closer to town if you guys didn't have like, super
• 44:34
  expensive cars, didn't like being called out like that.
• 44:39
  He's like, I don't have a Jaguar, I've got a Cadillac,
• 44:43
  which is also super fucking expensive, yeah.
• 44:46
  So they're all around the campfire and just little bits of
• 44:51
  them talking to each other. And then as a group, they start
• 44:53
  talking about Sister Mary Chopper.
• 44:55
  You know, the story that was told by the locals and.
• 44:58
  Father Cummings is like, well, some people just kind of tell
• 45:01
  these stories around here because they don't like
• 45:03
  outsiders so much, so they're trying to drive people like us
• 45:05
  away. So nothing really to worry
• 45:07
  about. By the way, y'all, I wrote this
• 45:09
  sweet new tune right here that I'm going to play for everybody.
• 45:11
  About how women need to just stay the fuck in the kitchen
• 45:14
  about, right? Yep.
• 45:15
  And how the men are just going to be awesome and just doing
• 45:17
  their shit and the women are going to make us breakfast and
• 45:20
  lunch and dinner and serve your man.
• 45:23
  Yeah, Everybody's like, yeah, fuck yeah, Jesus.
• 45:25
  This is a a good encapsulation of the trad wife bullshit that's
• 45:30
  on Tiktok right now. If you haven't seen any of that,
• 45:33
  I'm happy for you trad wife. Trad.
• 45:36
  Wife, Yeah, Oh. Traditional, Yeah.
• 45:38
  I see. OK, so it's like all these women
• 45:40
  that just wanna live on like 50 acres and have chickens and cows
• 45:44
  and not get vaccines and make cereal from scratch, but a lot
• 45:49
  of it. The irony is that like instead
• 45:51
  of doing like, you know, TikTok like here's my only fan shit,
• 45:56
  this is basically them doing like Trap wife porn like.
• 46:00
  Oh, for men. Yeah, I've.
• 46:01
  No, I've read about, like, men, like watching that and then
• 46:06
  getting on to their wives, being like, why aren't you like this?
• 46:08
  And like, I don't know. It's just like we're just trying
• 46:11
  to appeal to, like, the insecure parts of their brain or
• 46:15
  something. Like I don't.
• 46:16
  It's also like it's really insidious because this is how
• 46:18
  like shit like the anti birth control movement is getting
• 46:23
  worse and worse. Like this is how it's starting
• 46:25
  to poison young women because they're like Oh yeah, I don't
• 46:28
  want toxins in my body and it is messing up my cycle which is not
• 46:32
  how that science works. First of all, don't have time to
• 46:36
  go into all of that, but it's just fundamentally wrong.
• 46:38
  But basically what it's doing is it's a form of brainwashing and
• 46:41
  trying to convince like in a way kind of like radicalize the
• 46:45
  youth and like get them to, you know, vote for these measures
• 46:49
  that will like, you know, outlaw access to birth control.
• 46:54
  It it, you know, it starts with things like Roe V Wade and soon,
• 46:58
  you know, like a hello, Gilead. I don't think it's bad though,
• 47:02
  for people to want that, like stay at home.
• 47:05
  Like, that's so like, if that's what people like, that's cool.
• 47:08
  Absolutely great. I love that people can have that
• 47:11
  option. But saying that everybody needs
• 47:14
  to live that way is. Like that's a whole other thing,
• 47:16
  yeah. Yeah, like it should be about a
• 47:19
  choice. It shouldn't just be like, well,
• 47:20
  you're a woman, so you need to be staying at home.
• 47:22
  Yeah, like that's messed up. Yeah.
• 47:25
  Also really unrealistic in today's economic structure.
• 47:28
  But it is, yeah. All right, let's, let's.
• 47:30
  Course correct. Let's get back to Bible camp
• 47:31
  here. OK, so it is.
• 47:35
  Britney is taking her shirt off in front of a very open window
• 47:38
  where she can definitely see Zeke staring at her and she's
• 47:41
  like, Jennifer, Jennifer, do you get my boobs?
• 47:43
  Are my boobs great? I kind of love that confidence
• 47:47
  in her. Just feel like my boobs are
• 47:48
  great, right? And he feels like, yeah, they
• 47:50
  are great, yeah. And Cummings catches him and
• 47:55
  he's like, that's pretty fucked up.
• 47:56
  But hey, you're not looking at the boys at least, so that's
• 47:59
  also. Yeah.
• 48:01
  I yeah. And then he's like, give me your
• 48:03
  weed. Yeah, he's got a joint.
• 48:05
  And he's like, yeah, give me that joint.
• 48:06
  Oh, he also, like, confiscated his beer earlier that he bought
• 48:10
  at the store. Millie's having a nightmare of
• 48:13
  Dwayne climbing on top of her and she wakes up and that's
• 48:17
  that. Yep.
• 48:18
  So next day, Yeah, they're doing the Bible Bowl today.
• 48:21
  An. Announcement over the Camp
• 48:22
  Intercom Which first of all, where is this camp intercom?
• 48:24
  Why are they making the announcement?
• 48:26
  There's like 2 cabins. They just.
• 48:28
  Wanted to be official. I I get it.
• 48:30
  If I had the tools, I'd use them, you know what I mean?
• 48:33
  So, all right, so the Bible Bowl is basically just like a trivia
• 48:37
  game that they all play together.
• 48:39
  It's how they're deciding who's the best Christianist.
• 48:41
  Yeah, and really, I'm sorry. This is, it makes me think of
• 48:49
  all the reality TV shows I watch where they'll do like a trivia
• 48:52
  mini challenge type thing and like as soon as one team wins,
• 48:55
  it's like an early, like, like an early.
• 49:00
  What is the word I'm trying to think of?
• 49:01
  I don't remember. But they try and like convince
• 49:04
  the audience that means that they're definitely going to run
• 49:05
  away. And that's why they do, because
• 49:07
  Timmy gets the first question. They're like, all right guys,
• 49:09
  Timmy is really running away with this.
• 49:11
  He's got one point. I I yeah, he's like, all right,
• 49:15
  well, we need to give it to somebody else over here because
• 49:17
  Timmy's really launched himself ahead of everybody over here.
• 49:20
  And it's just like one point. Also, Tad's got like a huge
• 49:23
  exclamation mark next to his name on the board.
• 49:25
  Tad. Yeah.
• 49:28
  That, yeah, there's a lot of homophobia.
• 49:31
  I got the question here. I don't want to go through the
• 49:34
  questions and answers because they make me uncomfortable.
• 49:36
  It's just like, what's the 8th commandment that shot?
• 49:39
  Not still, my first son of Adam and Eve is Cain.
• 49:44
  What happens if you don't ask for forgiveness, forgiveness
• 49:46
  before you die? You go to hell, which
• 49:48
  apparently, you know, Jennifer's like, Does that mean that Hitler
• 49:52
  gets to go to heaven if he asks for forgiveness for all the
• 49:56
  things that he did? And he's like, I mean, yeah,
• 49:57
  probably Hitler's in heaven now and.
• 50:00
  Then they start getting into like the more uncomfortable ones
• 50:04
  that people use as justification for a lot of icky things.
• 50:08
  Like, again, like, oh who killed Jesus?
• 50:13
  That's. He's like, let's give this one
• 50:15
  to somebody else that can really stump them and they give it to
• 50:19
  Britney. And she.
• 50:21
  Yeah, she pants him. I was it.
• 50:22
  And then finally sits it out. I don't want to repeat what I
• 50:24
  don't want to repeat the way she says it.
• 50:27
  And they say something about abortions.
• 50:29
  And they're like, sorry, Jennifer.
• 50:30
  And she goes, OK, well, what if you're raped by your grandfather
• 50:33
  and you're 12 years old? What if God's a woman?
• 50:36
  And that happened. And they're like, well, God's
• 50:38
  not a woman, so. Well, first of all, through God
• 50:42
  all things are possible, so. Jot that down, Yeah.
• 50:45
  So it it quickly devolves from like Bible trivia to like, hey,
• 50:50
  these are are like talking points that we're gonna use to
• 50:53
  be discriminatory to people, cuz we feel like it, yeah.
• 50:57
  So in the end, Timmy wins the ball.
• 50:59
  He's the best Christian of them all, Yeah.
• 51:01
  Then we get this nice little group swimming montage.
• 51:04
  They all go down by the lake. I like this part because it's
• 51:06
  just a bunch of them having fun together.
• 51:07
  Really does look like the cast is just having fun by the lake
• 51:10
  because it's it's a montage so we don't really hear people
• 51:13
  talking. You hear Timmy and Tad talking
• 51:17
  and they're having the most fun together.
• 51:18
  I did. That's the pairing that I didn't
• 51:20
  expect. Yeah, we were watching that and
• 51:22
  I was like, I I kind of got the impression that they were like
• 51:25
  the actors themselves were actually maybe friends because
• 51:28
  of the way they were playing around with each other.
• 51:30
  It seemed that this also this scene right here made me realize
• 51:34
  that Tad's actor, he's like a fucking great physical actor
• 51:37
  because he's out there like making all these gestures and
• 51:39
  shit out in the like lake and like, damn, he's like, he's like
• 51:44
  fucking like the way his body's moving and like motion out
• 51:47
  there. I don't know.
• 51:47
  It's like it's kind of captivating to watch.
• 51:50
  There's also Millie is like it's very strongly hinted that she's
• 51:53
  like into Jennifer. Yeah, well then she's like
• 51:57
  feeding her over. There, yeah, massaging her and
• 52:01
  she's like, you're really pretty.
• 52:02
  Let's go on a nature walk together.
• 52:05
  Meanwhile, over the convenience store, Dwayne writes the word
• 52:07
  Gloria on a chalkboard. And their brother, his brothers
• 52:11
  are like, well, we warned them, you know, that's about all we
• 52:14
  can do in this situation. Where's Gloria supposed to be?
• 52:17
  That is Millie's real name. Oh.
• 52:19
  OK, right. So they go on their nature walk.
• 52:24
  Jennifer, you know, Jennifer and Millie kind of talk about
• 52:27
  Jennifer questioning her faith. TAD has some repressed
• 52:31
  homosexuality. Yeah, he's like doing shit.
• 52:33
  He's like you are not a homosexual.
• 52:36
  You have straight thoughts. This is like stuff like that
• 52:39
  that. Kind of makes me sad for him,
• 52:42
  Like go be a fun little gay boy. Like have have life the way you
• 52:48
  want to have life, man. You're not hurting anybody but
• 52:50
  being gay. That's the best character in
• 52:52
  this thing, though. It's just so funny that and
• 52:55
  like, Britney walks up and he just like gets down and like, he
• 52:58
  hops down. He's like, Oh yeah, you're kind
• 52:59
  of cute and like, they kind of like have it back and forth.
• 53:01
  Horse face and she goes, but I've got pricky boobs.
• 53:05
  Yeah, he's like, all right, well, I'm going to go rub one
• 53:07
  out real quick, so I'll be back later.
• 53:09
  He just, like, walks off. She she finds Vance and she's
• 53:14
  like, all right, what are you doing, Vance?
• 53:15
  And he's like, oh, I'm reading the Bible, trying to find
• 53:18
  loopholes in the Bible. And she's like, what kind of
• 53:20
  loopholes? Like sodomy.
• 53:22
  Yeah. First off, sodomy is like, what?
• 53:25
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:26
  So I could explain the whole thing to her.
• 53:29
  See, it comes up and he's being like he's hitting on his
• 53:33
  counselor slash, you know, church parishioner, basically.
• 53:37
  And then she drops some casual racism because of her daddy.
• 53:41
  Her daddy. Says she's not.
• 53:42
  Allowed to be around black boys and that's God.
• 53:44
  She's got some achy lines that she has to say throughout.
• 53:47
  All she reminds me of the the girl from sleepaway camp.
• 53:49
  Three, yeah. Yeah.
• 53:52
  All right. I know that's who I was thinking
• 53:54
  of to the cheerleader. Yeah, exactly.
• 53:57
  Throughout this whole thing. Not just like this, but like,
• 54:00
  like throughout this movie yet up until this point, we've had
• 54:02
  shots of Sister Mary Chopper, just kind of like at her shrine,
• 54:06
  just like doing shit, speaking, just kind of being there.
• 54:09
  Like, I don't know, it was kind of pointless.
• 54:11
  It was pissing me off. I was like, just like have them
• 54:14
  out there running around doing shit, Which we now finally have
• 54:17
  because Sister Mary Chopper is out walking through the woods
• 54:20
  now. Yeah, so Zeke and Ted have a
• 54:22
  plan to, like, get some of the girls drunk.
• 54:27
  Get beer and condoms so you 'cause like, all right, I'm
• 54:29
  gonna go back to the convenience store to go get that.
• 54:31
  That way we can get the girls all loose and.
• 54:33
  Have some fun tads like I'm not gay, why do I need condoms
• 54:37
  'cause remember, like do. It in the what?
• 54:40
  Cause remember, for a long time that's how AIDS was treated, was
• 54:44
  just as a homosexual man's disease, which caused a lot more
• 54:48
  grief and strife than it should have.
• 54:50
  But. Yeah, so Zeke runs over to the
• 54:54
  van. He's going to go get in there
• 54:55
  and drive off. But as he arrives at the door,
• 54:59
  Sister Mary Chopper's there and chops his head off.
• 55:02
  Then we get a flashback of Sister Mary Chopper being told
• 55:04
  that they can never be a priest because the mom is going to make
• 55:07
  them a girl. Yeah, so Father Cunnings and
• 55:13
  Millie stop Zeke 'cause he's walking into his cabin or stop
• 55:18
  Tad as he's walking to his cabin to ask about Zeke.
• 55:20
  And he lies and says he went to the convenience store for
• 55:23
  matches and they're like, that's weird.
• 55:24
  We have so many matches. Yeah.
• 55:26
  Oh, and this is like after Tad told Brittany to meet him at the
• 55:29
  fire pit at midnight too, 'cause you know, they're gonna have sex
• 55:32
  and shit. So this Tad walks back to his
• 55:39
  cabin and he sees the van and when he looks into the van he
• 55:42
  sees Zeke's body and freaks out, runs and is killed up against a
• 55:47
  tree. Millie and Cummings talk some
• 55:51
  more. I didn't really write what they
• 55:52
  were talking about because all I could focus on was how badly she
• 55:55
  was miked every time it cut to her for like, I'm going to say
• 55:59
  solid 40 minutes of this movie. Her audio was noticeably worse
• 56:03
  than everybody. Hers was the worst.
• 56:04
  She like after like later on in the movie.
• 56:07
  I think she got the good one. I think that they gave her the
• 56:11
  bad. A bad mic somewhere.
• 56:12
  Yeah, like once they kill her off enough people like, OK, now
• 56:14
  we can give you the good mic back.
• 56:16
  But her and Father Cummings were talking and he's like, the word
• 56:19
  has blessed her bank account. We can actually afford to
• 56:22
  purchase this place now. And he's like, I don't sense any
• 56:25
  enthusiasm from emailing. She's like, oh, I'm sorry, I
• 56:28
  just, you know, you know, I don't really know what to say.
• 56:32
  And then like she goes to leave to go check on the others.
• 56:35
  Brittany is sneaking out of the cabin to go meet Tad by the fire
• 56:41
  pit, and Timmy decides he's gonna go look for a soda
• 56:45
  machine. He's very optimistic that he
• 56:46
  will find one. Cummings is smoking Zeke's joint
• 56:52
  and he is looking at a magazine that.
• 56:55
  Did you read the name of it? Communion.
• 56:58
  Communion, communion, CUMMUNIONI love it.
• 57:03
  And it's just like a bunch of just like gay priests, I think
• 57:06
  is what it is. That's pretty funny.
• 57:09
  I like. That yeah, that was a good joke.
• 57:11
  That was a good little, like, visual joke.
• 57:13
  And at least they were like all adults.
• 57:15
  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Yeah.
• 57:17
  Here's a knock on the door. And he goes to answer it, and
• 57:20
  it's Sister Mary Chopper. Co figure and she stabs him
• 57:25
  thrice. Yeah.
• 57:26
  Millie goes to the office and she has two little, like,
• 57:31
  airplane bottles of liquor in her pocket.
• 57:33
  And so she goes to look for a cup because she realizes she's
• 57:35
  alone and can drink. And when she opens up the
• 57:38
  drawer, she sees a newspaper clipping of what happened and
• 57:42
  realizes that Father Cummings knew about what had happened at
• 57:45
  the camp and knew that she had been there.
• 57:47
  Yeah. Brittany gave up at the fire pit
• 57:50
  because Tad never showed up, so now she's back at her cabin in
• 57:53
  in bed. She lays down in the bed with a
• 57:56
  whole other human in it and doesn't notice.
• 57:59
  Yeah, and his sister Mary Chopper like straight up in
• 58:01
  their gear, like mask and none outfit on and everything and
• 58:06
  she's like oh hey Tad, because she thinks it's Tad for some
• 58:09
  reason. It's like, look, I I heard about
• 58:12
  this loophole, I think Jesus is actually OK if I do it in the
• 58:16
  butt because it's not technically sex.
• 58:18
  So Mr. or not Mr., Mary Chopper, Sister Mary Chopper.
• 58:25
  Yeah, you're combining sister. Mary takes the cross and starts
• 58:33
  shoving it up her butt and then chokes her with it and she dies.
• 58:40
  Quotation marks. So she doesn't really die.
• 58:42
  We see you later. Yeah, so Jennifer finds
• 58:46
  Britney's body and she runs into Millie, tells her.
• 58:50
  And she's like, we gotta go find a phone.
• 58:52
  So when they run, she runs into the office ahead of Millie and
• 58:55
  sees the newspaper article laying out and learns that
• 58:57
  Millie is Gloria. I thought for a minute here that
• 59:01
  Millie was gonna be the killer. I.
• 59:03
  Thought it was going, and I thought that would have been way
• 59:05
  more interesting. Yeah, I thought it would have
• 59:07
  been better because like we saw Millie.
• 59:09
  All of those shots of Sister Mary Chopper at the altar.
• 59:12
  You could even still have those, like, Millie's unaccounted for
• 59:15
  for some scenes. I don't know, like, you know,
• 59:17
  but like, I thought like, I mean at the beginning in the opening
• 59:21
  scene, she witnessed something and she's kind of stunned and
• 59:24
  she's in the room by herself. So like, that's the last that we
• 59:27
  see of her. I thought that maybe she snapped
• 59:30
  and just started killing everybody.
• 59:32
  No. Instead she reveals that she was
• 59:33
  a counselor there seven years ago and everybody like went off
• 59:37
  and she was having sex with Dwayne and Dwayne got attacked
• 59:40
  and she freaked out and ran off and never knew what happened
• 59:43
  until she saw him in the convenience store and Jennifer
• 59:45
  calls out. How fucked up that?
• 59:46
  Is, yeah. So she goes running.
• 59:50
  Dwayne is missing the next morning.
• 59:52
  His board is on his brother Skunk, and it just has the word
• 59:55
  revenge. Millie walks out of the office,
• 59:59
  sees Timmy and Sister Mary Chopper behind him.
• 1:00:04
  Doesn't stop to do it. Like this is the slowest moving
• 1:00:07
  thing ever. She's just like, oh, Timmy,
• 1:00:10
  yeah. She doesn't really care.
• 1:00:11
  Yeah, Timmy got. Head explodes.
• 1:00:14
  He's got the coolest stuff. He actually did a good job
• 1:00:16
  filming this. He, like Sister Mary Chopper,
• 1:00:18
  picks up a cinder block, just drops it on his head.
• 1:00:21
  It's pretty great. Then Millie gets axed and her,
• 1:00:27
  you know what? So she's dead.
• 1:00:30
  And then Jen Yeah, she's being chased.
• 1:00:34
  She runs. She finds Vance is kind of
• 1:00:37
  crucified in a doorway, and Sister Mary Chopper ends up
• 1:00:41
  pulling him down and killing him the rest of the way.
• 1:00:43
  She runs into like a confession booth.
• 1:00:45
  And she's like doing, you know, our Father, who art in heaven,
• 1:00:47
  hallowed be thy name, that Kingdom.
• 1:00:51
  Come. That will be done on earth as it
• 1:00:53
  is in heaven. And then that's all I know of
• 1:00:55
  it. Is that it?
• 1:00:56
  That's the Lord's Prayer, right? Is that the Lord's Prayer?
• 1:00:58
  I used to have to do this all the time before every baseball
• 1:01:02
  game because my baseball coach made us do this in our huddles
• 1:01:06
  before the. Games.
• 1:01:07
  It's OK. We prayed before dance
• 1:01:09
  performances and we all had to cross our like hold hands and
• 1:01:12
  cross. Our feet.
• 1:01:13
  And we were on a circle too. The only thing is, though, I
• 1:01:16
  didn't know it, so I I kind of winged it every single time.
• 1:01:19
  So I never really learned it. I like seeing it written out.
• 1:01:22
  I know that I said a lot of incorrect shit back then.
• 1:01:26
  So yeah, I don't know. I don't know the word to do it
• 1:01:28
  either. So Cummings is actually not
• 1:01:30
  dead, and Jesus appears to him in the form of Ron Jeremy.
• 1:01:34
  And that's a whole other problematic thing we can go
• 1:01:36
  into. But we won't today.
• 1:01:38
  Ron Jeremy isn't a good man. He's not a good man, but I'm
• 1:01:41
  going to say he's pretty great. It is kind of a funny casting
• 1:01:45
  choice. He does the best delivery of any
• 1:01:47
  actor in this movie. He is a good actor.
• 1:01:50
  So what's really great is he's like, he sees Father Cummings
• 1:01:53
  and he's like, it's really super cool that you're gay.
• 1:01:57
  You know that. Like, we're cool with that,
• 1:01:59
  right? Like, it's OK Like, go do your
• 1:02:02
  gay thing. We're fine with it.
• 1:02:04
  And father comes goes, But I also brought these kids here and
• 1:02:07
  now they're being murdered and he goes, well, we're not cool
• 1:02:09
  with that shit. Go save the day.
• 1:02:11
  Yeah. And he just walks off.
• 1:02:14
  So Dwayne and his brothers arrive and sister Mary Chopper
• 1:02:19
  is there and like kind of there's a little bit of a fight,
• 1:02:22
  but not much of a fight. She gets knocked over.
• 1:02:25
  It's revealed that that's Tim Sullivan from earlier at the
• 1:02:28
  convenience store and she kills the Big Brother JJ, who falls on
• 1:02:35
  top of Dwayne and I guess kind of just squishes him to death.
• 1:02:40
  I yeah, I guess so, yeah. Cummings appears and does some
• 1:02:46
  of the saddest punches I've ever seen.
• 1:02:48
  These are this is so poorly choreographed and I feel like
• 1:02:51
  it's intentional, but like, it's just like, it's so bad to watch,
• 1:02:56
  but like, he beats the shit off Sister Mary Chopper and I guess
• 1:03:01
  kills her. Yeah, I don't fucking know.
• 1:03:04
  And then Jesus. Stabs her doesn't.
• 1:03:06
  Yeah, He stabs her with the the cross.
• 1:03:08
  Yeah. And then Jesus appears again to
• 1:03:11
  Jennifer in Father Cummings and he says, come on, let's go,
• 1:03:17
  we're all good. Quit your complaint and we're
• 1:03:19
  all going to heaven cuz heaven's for everybody and he looks
• 1:03:22
  directly in camera, raises and eyebrows.
• 1:03:24
  Except for you. You know why I think that he was
• 1:03:27
  Cass? Why?
• 1:03:29
  Because of the opening line, do you think Jesus has or Jesus
• 1:03:31
  probably had a big penis? Oh my God.
• 1:03:34
  Yeah. Oh my God.
• 1:03:36
  What Delayed gratification for a joke?
• 1:03:39
  I know, right? Like I feel like it makes sense
• 1:03:40
  because of that, Like, oh, Jesus is Ron Jeremy.
• 1:03:44
  Oh my God, that's great. We do get like a brief mid
• 1:03:48
  credits scene where we find out that Britney is still alive and
• 1:03:50
  she is looking for Tad and saying that she did it up the
• 1:03:55
  butt. She's not a butt virgin anymore,
• 1:03:56
  but she kind of liked it. Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  Yep, that's up. That's up.
• 1:03:59
  So that's how the movie goes, honestly.
• 1:04:02
  I feel like if we cut out like 20 minutes of it.
• 1:04:07
  Even then it's still struggling, I mean.
• 1:04:09
  Sister Mary Chopper Millie. I feel like it'd be more
• 1:04:13
  interesting. You just got to, you got to go
• 1:04:16
  like spread it out, man. You got to get Sister Mary
• 1:04:19
  Chopper and they're killing some people throughout the camp.
• 1:04:21
  Like you can't. Just like you can't have like a
• 1:04:23
  lot of camp going on and like no killing going on in a horror
• 1:04:27
  movie and then have it be purely just the beginning and just the
• 1:04:30
  ending. You can highs and lows in a
• 1:04:32
  movie. You can do that, but you have to
• 1:04:34
  have like other suspense or like something else worth watching
• 1:04:38
  for the other half of it because like, it's just a lot of
• 1:04:42
  nothing. If you just want it to be a lot
• 1:04:44
  of slashing, that's cool. Pad your cast more.
• 1:04:47
  Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, we've watched movies like
• 1:04:50
  that generally. Not mad about it, but like, I
• 1:04:53
  just. I want it to be more
• 1:04:54
  interesting. Like I wanted to root for this
• 1:04:57
  movie. We have another.
• 1:04:58
  Opening and right there at the end, yeah, it's just everything
• 1:05:02
  that it was. No, we had enough people for
• 1:05:04
  them to do it. They had like, we've seen so
• 1:05:06
  many camp horror movies with this amount of people.
• 1:05:09
  You know what I mean? It kind of gave me vibes of what
• 1:05:11
  was the Was it bloody summer camp or?
• 1:05:16
  Which one are you talking about? The 10?
• 1:05:19
  The camp blood. Camp blood.
• 1:05:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Where?
• 1:05:22
  It's like the Friday 13th rip off, Yes, except actually really
• 1:05:25
  well done. Yes.
• 1:05:26
  And I remember like, I kind of got shades.
• 1:05:28
  Is that like, OK, it's a small, it's like it's a skeleton crew
• 1:05:31
  for a camp and maybe we can have a little bit of fun with that
• 1:05:33
  because they even show them like trying to do like mess hall
• 1:05:36
  duties and stuff like that. They even do get like, 'cause I
• 1:05:40
  really wanted those two girl roommates.
• 1:05:41
  I wanted them to hook up like, and we kind of get shades of
• 1:05:44
  that with Millie and Jennifer. And like there's.
• 1:05:47
  The million Jennifer thing is not good.
• 1:05:49
  It's not good because she's a counselor like.
• 1:05:51
  Like Millie and Britney? Sure.
• 1:05:53
  But it made me like it made me think of that.
• 1:05:55
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you haven't watched this,
• 1:06:01
  what I would tell I mean, obviously watch it for yourself,
• 1:06:04
  draw your own conclusion. But my stronger recommendation
• 1:06:07
  would be watch the 1st 10 minutes and then go watch Camp
• 1:06:10
  Blood. Or just watch Camp Blood.
• 1:06:13
  I think. I don't even know if that's the
• 1:06:15
  right name. I think it might be.
• 1:06:17
  It's something like that. It's something that's very
• 1:06:19
  obvious, like I don't watch bloody.
• 1:06:21
  Murder. Bloody murder, that's.
• 1:06:23
  Because they. Play the game Bloody Murder.
• 1:06:25
  Yeah, that's what it's called. That's what it is, yeah.
• 1:06:27
  The second one is OK. It's not as good, but the first
• 1:06:30
  one's excellent. OK, I'm in a key 3 1/2.
• 1:06:35
  I'm. I'm knocking it down some.
• 1:06:36
  I'm just mad like talking about it like.
• 1:06:39
  Yeah, I'm keeping mine out of three also.
• 1:06:41
  So 3.25 What was Scout's favorite part, Travis?
• 1:06:48
  I think because Scout was high this movie whenever she.
• 1:06:51
  She was playing, she got into her catnip before we started
• 1:06:54
  watching and she was like fucking odd one, you guys, you
• 1:06:58
  don't even understand how she gets when she gets nippy like
• 1:07:00
  that. She was zonk.
• 1:07:01
  So I think it was whenever Father Cummings was reading the
• 1:07:04
  Communion and smoking the doobie.
• 1:07:08
  No, Travis. Obviously her favorite part is
• 1:07:12
  the lake montage, 'cause she wants to be a little Panther in
• 1:07:15
  the lake. That's true.
• 1:07:17
  And she gets a little wrastly, just like Timmy and Tad.
• 1:07:19
  Were Esther and Zoe. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:07:21
  Yeah. OK, I can get behind that.
• 1:07:24
  I think that's pretty true. I think both of them are true,
• 1:07:30
  all right. Who did you relate?
• 1:07:33
  To shit. I guess I related to Vance
• 1:07:38
  because like he's just there, like actually doing camp, which
• 1:07:41
  is like what I would probably be doing, you know what I mean?
• 1:07:43
  Like he he really is like just the character that's there.
• 1:07:48
  Like he's like not that interesting in this scenario.
• 1:07:51
  I don't think I fit in the mold of any of these other
• 1:07:53
  characters. I think I probably relate to
• 1:07:58
  Jennifer, 'cause I'm pretty sure the Fellowship of Christian
• 1:08:03
  Athletes and I made a mutual decision that I would not be
• 1:08:06
  returning to any of their meetings after they said
• 1:08:08
  something about gay students. And I was like, gay students are
• 1:08:11
  awesome and they're like, no, they're going to hell.
• 1:08:13
  And I was like, don't think I agree.
• 1:08:14
  And they're like, pretty sure we don't agree.
• 1:08:16
  And I just never went back to another meeting.
• 1:08:21
  Yeah, I think that's pretty much what would have happened when
• 1:08:23
  Jennifer too. Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 1:08:26
  And then it happened at some summer program I went to too.
• 1:08:31
  They tried to like they had like mini groups, mini club type
• 1:08:34
  things and a similar type of thing happened where they're
• 1:08:38
  like, what do you do when you encounter these challenges in
• 1:08:40
  life such as, you know, if a good friend were to come out to
• 1:08:43
  you and I was like, you would be supportive of that friend.
• 1:08:46
  And they're like, no, you preach to them.
• 1:08:48
  And I was like, but then that's not good.
• 1:08:50
  And they're like, but that's what the Bible says.
• 1:08:53
  And I was like, I don't agree. And then, yeah, so I've
• 1:08:57
  definitely, I've been Jennifer in that situation multiple
• 1:08:59
  times. I've been Jennifer in this
• 1:09:01
  situation too. I've had to have that same
• 1:09:02
  conversation before with many people.
• 1:09:06
  OK, so let's do a dream sequel. How can we like this is this
• 1:09:11
  seems like a movie that could actually, because like we do get
• 1:09:13
  the ending with Sister Mary Chopper waking up and being
• 1:09:16
  alive, so we can't continue it and you can make this good.
• 1:09:21
  I think the premise is there. It's good.
• 1:09:23
  I think that the killer is pretty good, like.
• 1:09:28
  I want to cut to the 90s. I want to see Jennifer and her
• 1:09:31
  grunge phase, and I want to see her trying to do, like, more
• 1:09:36
  like, I guess radical kind of church camp where they are like
• 1:09:39
  actually, like, hey, we accept LGBTQ campers.
• 1:09:44
  We accept campers of all races, all denominations.
• 1:09:48
  We also talk about other, like, I could see her becoming that
• 1:09:51
  kind of like a positive camper, OK.
• 1:09:53
  And then maybe Sister Mary Chopper comes back because she's
• 1:09:55
  still like, you know, hey, we're gonna do things super
• 1:09:59
  biblically. OK, yeah, I feel like a.
• 1:10:01
  Testament. You could still.
• 1:10:03
  I feel like that'd be like a good way for you to, like, get a
• 1:10:06
  cast of characters to still be able to tackle the same type of
• 1:10:09
  humor, but maybe like another opportunity to ride it better.
• 1:10:13
  Yeah. Because yeah.
• 1:10:15
  They really, they had good bones in some of the scenes there.
• 1:10:18
  I think they just needed a little bit of editing and maybe
• 1:10:20
  they needed an outside set of eyes and perspective, you know
• 1:10:24
  what I mean? Like, yeah, that's what's so
• 1:10:26
  frustrating about movies like this, where I'm like, you've got
• 1:10:29
  good ideas, just. Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  I don't know, man. Yeah, it's just, come on, you
• 1:10:34
  could have done so much better with this.
• 1:10:36
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:10:38
  I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
• 1:10:40
  Yeah, I I feel that too. OK, so I've got reviews for us.
• 1:10:45
  OK, so has this tradition for our to be or not to be as we
• 1:10:49
  pull a good and a bad. Go ahead and read the bad first,
• 1:10:52
  since that's where we landed, and then we can have a good
• 1:10:54
  discussion about the good Rubio all.
• 1:10:56
  Right so user review and IMDb. They rated it 2 out of 10 and
• 1:11:00
  it's titled as trashy as it sounds.
• 1:11:03
  So the review says a black headed comedy horror with
• 1:11:07
  religious overtones. Bloody Bloody Bible Camp is as
• 1:11:09
  silly and cheesy as it sounds. Always find that the presence of
• 1:11:13
  a Ron Jeremy cameo guarantees that the film will be really
• 1:11:16
  bad, and so it proves here. Excuse me.
• 1:11:19
  Go watch Jersey Shore massacre. Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  I love. That movie, actually.
• 1:11:24
  Maybe I got it earlier this week.
• 1:11:25
  I get it like it's it's a fine movie, but like, yeah.
• 1:11:30
  I get it like. It's not, like, objectively, a
• 1:11:32
  great movie, All right, So they go on to say, to my surprise, he
• 1:11:37
  plays Jesus in this film, which may be the most imaginative that
• 1:11:41
  the movie gets. Otherwise it's an inept, trauma
• 1:11:44
  style trash flick, complete with cheap effects, voyeurism, lots
• 1:11:47
  of cheese, wooden acting and phantasms.
• 1:11:50
  Reggie Bannister as a priest. OK, they said some things that
• 1:11:55
  would sell me on it but wouldn't deliver 'cause if they said
• 1:11:58
  Trauma Style Cheese Fest, I would have been like, hell yeah,
• 1:12:01
  I'm watching this and then I would have been like, you're 2
• 1:12:03
  out of 10 reviews steered me wrong for the wrong reasons.
• 1:12:06
  Yeah. I mean, it does have that trauma
• 1:12:08
  potential. And at the beginning it does
• 1:12:11
  kind of match that, but it just kind of falls apart eventually.
• 1:12:15
  OK, So I've got a good review. This person rated 10 out of 10
• 1:12:19
  on IDB. OK.
• 1:12:20
  I'm really excited to hear that perspective on it.
• 1:12:23
  They say this movie will make you jump, laugh and say what the
• 1:12:27
  bleep. I don't know if they.
• 1:12:29
  They must have watched it with caption They.
• 1:12:31
  Must have. Like, it could be hell.
• 1:12:32
  Fuck, I don't know. Like, you know.
• 1:12:34
  Don't choose your own swear. But you say whatever it is all
• 1:12:37
  in the same scene and at the end you'll be glad you watched it.
• 1:12:40
  A great mix of classic horror and comedy.
• 1:12:42
  And then you add in Ron Jeremy playing Jesus and you will have
• 1:12:46
  an instant classic. I love that they have like Ron
• 1:12:48
  Jeremy as Jesus is gonna make it a classic and the other person
• 1:12:51
  is like, yeah, Ron Jeremy is gonna make it a shit movie.
• 1:12:54
  The movie will keep you wanting to see what happens next and the
• 1:12:57
  soundtrack is fitting for the time.
• 1:12:59
  The movie takes place early 80s and funny enough to have you and
• 1:13:04
  your friends singing when the movie is over.
• 1:13:07
  It has the gore and the chicks every good horror movie should
• 1:13:09
  require and poi has a few hidden things you only pick up the more
• 1:13:12
  you watch it. If you are reading user reviews
• 1:13:15
  on this movie, stop now and just watch it yourself.
• 1:13:17
  You won't be disappointed. OK, I appreciate that.
• 1:13:23
  They like the moments with it and I am glad for them that it
• 1:13:26
  kept being interesting throughout for them.
• 1:13:29
  I'm sure this movie is perfect for a lot of people out there.
• 1:13:32
  It's just wasn't perfect for me. I think it would be fine for
• 1:13:35
  like like a cleaning the house kind of movie, you know, like
• 1:13:39
  something that you have on and like you can like as you're
• 1:13:42
  walking through like dusting and you're like, yeah, cool, this is
• 1:13:45
  the cool kill scene and then like you go back to doing
• 1:13:48
  whatever. I agree.
• 1:13:49
  I think that that, yeah, it would be pretty fine for
• 1:13:51
  something like that, but I'm not gonna sit there and I guess it's
• 1:13:54
  not gonna hook me. Went around watching it, like
• 1:13:56
  I'll sit and watch like a scene or two.
• 1:13:58
  Honestly, and I say this about a lot of the movies, like if it
• 1:14:01
  came on randomly on its own that you know, I might leave it on.
• 1:14:05
  This is one that I don't know that I would.
• 1:14:07
  I don't know. If it came on, I'd be like if it
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  got. Past the opening, I'd be like,
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  OK, I've seen enough. Yeah, go ahead and put it on
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  something else now. Yeah, I'm just really like, that
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  opening had me so hyped for the rest of the movie, so I was
• 1:14:19
  like, cool. They're hilarious.
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  They've got gory kills, they're not taking themselves too
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  seriously, and then the rest of the movie just didn't live up to
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  that for. Me.
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  Yeah, it's so. Frustrating.
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  But if you have any different feelings about this movie,
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  please feel free to tell us 'cause we're happy to hear that
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  stuff. If you have watched this, or if
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  you're prompted to watch this for yourself and you feel
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  differently about it, or if you feel the same, just let us know.
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  Either way what you think about this movie, 'cause we're we're
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  curious to know. We like to know what different
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  people like about different things.
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  And apparently, you know some things, like Ron Jeremy is Jesus
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  can be a hit and a miss for completely different people.
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  So. That's true.
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  I mean, like we say in the opening, every movie has its fan
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  base. Yeah, and we're not the fan base
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  for this. But you know, if you are, that's
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  totally cool. Yeah, I am happy for the people
• 1:15:07
  that had a good time with this. I am too.
• 1:15:10
  Anytime that I'm not enjoying a movie, it's I'm not like, it's
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  not that I'm like this movie is the worst thing in the world.
• 1:15:18
  It's 'cause I'm mad, 'cause I want to enjoy every movie I
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  watch. That's how I know I don't go
• 1:15:22
  into a movie like, God, I hope I hate.
• 1:15:24
  This, yeah. I don't think the movie owes me
• 1:15:26
  anything, but like, I want to have a good time with it.
• 1:15:28
  And I'm so mad when I can see that it's got like really good
• 1:15:31
  ideas there and it just isn't. It isn't getting it for me, but
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  I'm glad that it does for other people so.
• 1:15:38
  OK. Well, that's it for R2B or not
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  to be for this month. Yep, that.
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  Let's see, Yeah, this is actually the end of the month.
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  Budget patrons, If you haven't checked it out yet, your bonus
• 1:15:52
  episode from March was uploaded yesterday.
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  Unless you're listening to this on the Patreon feed.
• 1:15:58
  In which case, I I don't know. I don't.
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  It's there. It's there.
• 1:16:04
  We have our first April movie coming up in a few days on our
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  regularly scheduled Thursday and that is going to be our
• 1:16:13
  introduction into the extended Pooniverse.
• 1:16:16
  It's just Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey.
• 1:16:19
  And I'm actually really excited to talk about this movie.
• 1:16:22
  I'm. I am pumped up.
• 1:16:24
  We watched it a few days ago and I've just been more and more
• 1:16:26
  excited to talk about the more I think about it, so.
• 1:16:28
  I'm I'm excited for it too. I We haven't talked about it
• 1:16:31
  with each other yet. We've had like, minor
• 1:16:33
  discussions, but we're trying to save it for the episode.
• 1:16:36
  Yeah, we kind of did an overall, how do you feel kind of thing
• 1:16:39
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• 1:16:42
  that, right. So that is coming up.
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  Yeah. OK.
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  All right. So I think that's it.
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  Be sure to tune in on Thursday for the first the the first ever
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