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Bingo Fight at the VFW · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Don't forget tomorrow morning, 7 30, the birthday wheel is back and it's over$1,500.
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  SPEAKER_02: In fact, it's tickling$1,600.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the thing that we definitely get asked the most about, but the the question is always Did somebody win?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: No!
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  SPEAKER_02: Which is why it's almost sixteen hundred dollars tomorrow, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you to Hasselson's official sponsor of the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_02: 7 30.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sharp.
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  SPEAKER_02: It'll spin.
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  SPEAKER_02: For the love of God, can you please have the day, the month, and the year all match?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, and if you do, you're gonna call us within 10 minutes and six seconds and you're gonna claim your cash.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's so easy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, you're gonna call.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you need to save the number?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you can, we'll give it to you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, please do.
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  SPEAKER_00: 607 732 9465.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: It might be stealing your phone from when you were in high school and you were listening.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because we have people that have been listening for so long.
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  SPEAKER_00: You probably have to have a saved as maybe the Scott and Alley show, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: 607-732-9465 birthday wheel tomorrow, 730.
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  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, now you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: As I was hurrying to get out the door this morning because I had to shave my head today.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was one of those days.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, every every other day at the l at the at the least.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, those three hairs that are left.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it takes a couple seconds.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, like on the days that you gotta do your legs, you know how it takes you a couple extra minutes in the shower?
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  SPEAKER_00: If I have to do legs or even wash my hair, I'm always running it just a little lit.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that was me this morning, but before I leave, Tiffany goes, you have to see this.
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  SPEAKER_02: And she then shows me the videos.
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  SPEAKER_02: Two of them actually, that have, of course, leaked out.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I believe, my friends, we could have a national story developing on our hands as we speak, coming right out of Elmyra.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me set the tone for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: What the VFW is cooking! A fight at the bingo hall?
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  SPEAKER_02: You and I are going to bingo in Elmira next Wednesday night.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love bingo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, according to the bingo card that I looked on the video.
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  SPEAKER_02: The bingo card?
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  SPEAKER_02: You mean the wrestling card.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the wrestling card.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's VFW 901.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to you guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think what we're doing's bad?
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait till NBC Nightly News gets this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bad?
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  SPEAKER_00: I get how much fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I heard it was?
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, I don't I don't know if this is true or not, but what I heard was that they turned off the bingo machine and it didn't blow the right number.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because you know how it's like, Yeah, my number was next and it would have given me bingo, and that's why we're throwing down.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I give you the audio of the fight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yo, nah, they're gonna fight.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this girl.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, what is going on?
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  SPEAKER_00: We're supposed to be playing bingo.
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  SPEAKER_02: You get the general idea.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: How do you guys feel about me posting the video?
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is the guy yelling in the background.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fight! Fight! There's always one in every crowd that's gotta be that guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fight! Get him, sister! Get him!
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  SPEAKER_00: How do you guys feel about me posting the video?
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  SPEAKER_00: Or do you not want that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm not I'm not encouraging the.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not encouraging violence.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is just absurd.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I feel like you gotta see up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, this also brings on a visit from the great heavenly, uh, uh, uh, the heavenly upstairs, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the Lord Savior Jesus Christ?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_02: He's not stopping by.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who's stopping by?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let me tell you, sister.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the hawkster all the way from heaven, and I've decided to come back down to the VFW 901.
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  SPEAKER_01: What you gonna do if you don't pull B24, brother?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm telling you, I'm one ball away from bingo.
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  SPEAKER_01: Look at the pythons, baby! The hawkster down from heaven.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to the VFW next Wednesday night.
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  SPEAKER_01: You come on out and we'll see if you can get bingo, baby.
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  SPEAKER_00: My god, I thought I thought it was Jesus Christ that was gonna show up.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, but he's doing pretty good too.
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  SPEAKER_01: We arm wrestled about two hours ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, what was the fight about a Hulk?
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do know, as a matter of fact, because they did not wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: G24.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bingo the Hulkster wins.
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  SPEAKER_01: See you at the VFW 901 next week.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm out of here, back to heaven.
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  SPEAKER_00: I