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Hour 4 - As Innocent As a Lamb · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go!
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  Speaker 1: It's hour number four, the Ben Maller Show. The Ben
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  Speaker 1: as well. But here in hour number four, how does
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones feel about Cowboys wide receiver CeeDee Lamb declaring
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  Speaker 1: that nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Can guard him? We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Is Chris Carter right to put the kibosh on the
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  Speaker 1: Vikings having a Kirk Cousins reunion? That rumor's been bouncing
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  Speaker 1: around the last couple days. And are the Raiders making
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  Speaker 1: a mistake? They're claiming some that they're going to hold
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  Speaker 1: on to Max Crosby at the trade deadline.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about all that and more right now.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is, hour number four. As innocent as a lamb.
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  Speaker 1: As innocent as a lamb. Say what? Welcome in the
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  Speaker 1: As we had a NFL game last night, and that
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  Speaker 1: world unless you had the Green Bay Packers and you
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  Speaker 1: laid down The small line there as they end.
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  Speaker 2: Up covering the number, Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: They continue to pretend that Bryce Young is a good quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: He is not. We'll see if they pay him. He
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  Speaker 1: certainly doesn't deserve the money if you've actually watched the games. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from Dallas. Another day, another
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  Speaker 1: headline for Jerry Jones' team. So if you did not
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  Speaker 1: hear the latest on this, perhaps not, Cowboys receiver C.D. Lamb,
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  Speaker 1: the great C.D. Lamb doubling down, down, down, down on
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  Speaker 1: the declaration that no defensive back in the NFL, not
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  Speaker 1: a single one, can consistently cover him one on one.
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  Speaker 2: It cannot happen. Cannot happen. That's according to C.D.
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  Speaker 3: Lamb.
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  Speaker 2: He said it.
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  Speaker 3: C.D.
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  Speaker 2: Lamb said it. It must be true.
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  Speaker 1: So he went on a rant recently and was asked
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  Speaker 1: about it again. He was asked for a follow-up about
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  Speaker 1: his confidence. Lamb explained, quote, I feel like I can
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  Speaker 1: beat anybody in front of me. I'm going to stand
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  Speaker 1: on that. Lamb crediting his ability to line up anywhere
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  Speaker 1: in the Dallas offense and execute the playbook, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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  Speaker 1: as the reason no one can guard him. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us know. Discuss. The question,
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  Speaker 1: how does Jerry Jones feel? How do you think Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones feels? You be the psychologist. How do you think
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones feels about his star receiver, CeeDee Lamb, declaring
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  Speaker 1: that nobody can guard him? So I've got Drum, Six Flags,
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  Speaker 1: Magic Mountain, and Waffle House. And we'll combine all of
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  Speaker 1: these things together for Ben Jammin'. We're going to have
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  Speaker 1: some jambalaya. We got to have the gabagool for Tillio,
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  Speaker 1: my friend in Florida. And we'll have the baba ganoush
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  Speaker 1: and even some matzo ball soup. We'll have a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of this, a little bit of that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a potluck, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: Now, first of all, to answer the question, how does
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones feel about the Cowboys receiver, CeeDee Lamb, declaring
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  Speaker 1: that he is unguardable? Jerry... is grinning like a Cheshire
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  Speaker 1: cat who just swallowed the entire canary factory.
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  Speaker 2: Every man, woman, and child knows this.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones is the dean of the University of Unsubstantiated Hyperbole.
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  Speaker 1: And C.D. is actually the drum major of the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys marching band, which happens to also perform at halftime
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  Speaker 1: for the University of Unsubstantiated Hyperbole.
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  Speaker 2: That's UUH. Now, C.D.
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  Speaker 1: As the drum major is high-stepping, baton-twirling, and marching straight
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  Speaker 1: towards another early vacation when the playoffs get here, if
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys even make the playoffs, which, oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: right now doesn't look all that promising. Dallas does not
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  Speaker 1: need a publicist, as we mention quite often here. If anything,
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  Speaker 1: they need a volume control. The Cowboys lead the NFL
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  Speaker 1: in three categories. Shottie's Cowboys lead the NFL in three categories. Bravado?
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  Speaker 1: Bluster and Braggadocio.
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  Speaker 2: They're at the very top.
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  Speaker 1: And good for them. I have a sports talk radio
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  Speaker 1: show to do. I'm very happy for the Cowboys. They
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  Speaker 1: have more swagger than substance. They've got more sizzle than steak.
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  Speaker 1: And CeeDee Lamb, he's like the naked cowboy. Ever seen
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  Speaker 1: the Times Square? They got that guy, the naked cowboy,
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  Speaker 1: wears his underwear with a guitar. He's the naked cowboy
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  Speaker 1: of the NFL. A lot of posing. Plenty of attention.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of pictures.
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  Speaker 2: But not much to show when the music stops, right?
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  Speaker 2: And it gets a little cold. It's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Now, secondly, to Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: We go, where there are rumors that have been swirling.
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  Speaker 1: The trade deadline's coming up in less than two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And is there a chance that the Minnesota football team
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  Speaker 1: would trade for Raiders quarterback Kirk Cousins? The theory... Kind
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  Speaker 1: of obvious.
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  Speaker 2: The Raiders suck. Everyone knows they suck. They're starting to
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  Speaker 2: realize they blow.
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  Speaker 1: And so at some point, you assume they're going to
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  Speaker 1: have to play a gentleman who they drafted number one overall,
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  Speaker 1: who's just standing around on the bench looking like a doofus.
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  Speaker 1: And they got to play the guy, Mendoza. So if
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  Speaker 1: they play Mendoza, why not trade Cousins to a legitimate
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  Speaker 1: contender and Well, Vikings legend Chris Carter has entered the chat,
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  Speaker 1: and he wants no part of a reunion. Carter believes
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  Speaker 1: that bringing Kirk Cousins back to the Twin Cities would
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  Speaker 1: disrupt what the new front office has put in as
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  Speaker 1: the culture.
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  Speaker 2: The GM there in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Vikings are 6-0 despite Kyler Murray being the architect, the
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  Speaker 1: leader of the NFL's 29th ranked offense now meanwhile cousins
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  Speaker 1: is 38 he leads the nfl with 16 touchdown passes
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  Speaker 1: and statistically he's been very good for the raiders yet
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  Speaker 1: you know look around like what was this chris carter's
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  Speaker 1: parting shot was cousins already took enough of the vikings
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  Speaker 1: money the last time he was.
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  Speaker 2: In minnesota all right so the question.
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  Speaker 1: Is Kirk Cousins right to put the kibosh on the
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  Speaker 1: Vikings having a Kirk Cousins reunion?
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  Speaker 2: You make the call.
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  Speaker 1: So I have a question. When did Chris Carter become
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  Speaker 1: the bouncer of the Vikings nightclub?
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  Speaker 2: At what point did that happen? Carter is guarding the
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  Speaker 2: front door.
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  Speaker 1: Like Kirk Cousins, you know, it's like Cousins is knocking
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  Speaker 1: on the door. He's a Jehovah's Witness selling encyclopedias back
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  Speaker 1: in the day.
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  Speaker 2: And Carter's like, I don't want that. Don't open the door.
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  Speaker 2: Do not do it.
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  Speaker 1: And the Vikings are playing Russian roulette. What they're doing
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  Speaker 1: right now is not sustainable. They have a championship caliber defense.
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  Speaker 1: The NFC is wide open. The Rams are not anywhere
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  Speaker 1: close to what they were supposed to be. The 49ers
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  Speaker 1: will be broken by the end of the year. They're
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  Speaker 1: already broken.
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  Speaker 2: And Seattle's got Sam Darnold, so you can't take them seriously.
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  Speaker 1: So the upper echelon of the NFC, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: Bears made a big move, so they've got some in
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  Speaker 1: the division. Lions aren't as good as they've been in
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  Speaker 1: recent years. So there's an opportunity there. There's an opportunity there,
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  Speaker 1: and yet, You got this stooge, Kyler Murray, who looks
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  Speaker 1: like he's trying to operate the Twisted Colossus roller coaster
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  Speaker 1: at Six Flags Magic Mountain without meeting the proper height requirement.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you can use a booster seat on
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  Speaker 1: a roller coaster. And Kyler Murray has mastered the art
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  Speaker 1: of being undefeated while contributing as much as Victor the Viking.
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  Speaker 1: This is a group project, and Kyler Murray is playing
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  Speaker 1: video games in the back of the room.
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  Speaker 2: He's not really helping the group. Now, I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 1: Sit here after years and years of pointing out the
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  Speaker 1: flaws of Kirk Cousins. We have criticized Cousins for many,
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  Speaker 1: many years. I'm not going to sit here and pretend
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  Speaker 1: like he's the perfect solution. He's not. However, compared to
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray right now, he looks like Josh Allen. The
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  Speaker 1: Vikings offense is a low-budget production. They're 29th in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: as we mentioned, supported by an Oscar-worthy defense. So you
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  Speaker 1: don't waste it because of hurt feelings. Kirk Cousins is
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  Speaker 1: not some shiny new toy who's guaranteed to succeed. You
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  Speaker 1: know that, and I know that. If anything, Kirk Cousins
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  Speaker 1: is a refurbished appliance with a warranty. But at least
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  Speaker 1: the damn thing works. And he wouldn't cost you much
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  Speaker 1: because he's an old quarterback and the Raiders are going
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  Speaker 1: to bench him. And at some point, you'd assume, unless
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  Speaker 1: Mendoza is so bad they can't play him, if he's unplayable.
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  Speaker 1: And then that's even more embarrassing, Fernando Mendoza being unplayable.
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  Speaker 1: All right, final thought. We stay with Vegas. Aside from
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins, there's a lot of chatter. that the Raiders
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  Speaker 1: are contemplating making another deal involving Mad Max, Max Crosby.
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  Speaker 1: They're reportedly demanding not one, but two first-round draft picks
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  Speaker 1: for Max Crosby ahead of the trade deadline. Now, that
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  Speaker 1: was the price Baltimore agreed to. Remember last trading season?
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  Speaker 1: In the offseason, the Ravens are like, yeah, yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 1: send you a couple first-round picks. We'll even toss in
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  Speaker 1: sports with Coleman. And Sports with Coleman said, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go to Vegas. I don't go west of
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  Speaker 1: the Mississippi, so I can't go to Vegas. And the Ravens,
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  Speaker 1: they said, OK, well, he doesn't want to do it,
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  Speaker 1: so the trade's off. And they backed out of it
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  Speaker 1: because of concerns about Sports with Coleman not wanting to go.
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  Speaker 1: Either that or Crosby had a surgically repaired knee that
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  Speaker 1: they claimed was a problem. So an anonymous NFL GM.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I love my anonymous NFL GMs insisting that
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby remains dominant, declared the knee is not holding
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  Speaker 1: Crosby back. I wonder if that GM might or might
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  Speaker 1: not be employed by the Raiders. Dallas remains linked to
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby. Jerry Jones attempted to downplay a blockbuster deal
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  Speaker 1: recently saying a trade is unlikely before the deadline. Remember, though,
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  Speaker 1: all trades... Every single trade is unlikely. They're all surprises.
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  Speaker 2: Not questioning.
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  Speaker 1: Are the Raiders making a mistake by holding on to
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby? If that's the decision, it certainly seems today
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  Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. Of course, it's also likely it's
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  Speaker 1: just an attempt to drive up the bidding. But in
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  Speaker 1: terms of answering the question, would the Raiders be making
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  Speaker 1: a mistake by holding on to Max Crosby?
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  Speaker 2: I am nodding my head.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm nodding my yes.
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  Speaker 1: And they've changed the slogan over the years. It used
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  Speaker 1: to be just win baby. Now it's just suck baby.
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  Speaker 1: And they're really good at that. Mark Davis said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to update. Do a little workshop on my dad's
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  Speaker 1: just win, baby. I'm going to go just suck, baby.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the modern Raiders. Commitment to excrement. That's your Raiders.
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  Speaker 1: And all those fanboys who love their little Raiders there.
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  Speaker 2: They've suddenly gone very quiet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. Why would you go quiet? You
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  Speaker 1: were very proud of your team when you beat a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of tomato cans to start the year. You started
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  Speaker 1: playing some real teams and all of a sudden, loss, loss, loss, loss. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you keep losing.
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  Speaker 2: Wonder why that is.
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  Speaker 1: Almost like you were total frauds. Total frauds. The whole franchise,
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  Speaker 1: I love how the fans sit in the black hole.
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  Speaker 1: The entire franchise is trapped in a black hole of irrelevance.
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  Speaker 1: And Max Crosby, at this point, having Max Crosby on
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  Speaker 1: that suckbag Raider team is like having a five-star chef
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  Speaker 1: working the overnight shift at the Waffle House. What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? The Raiders franchise, they're living in a cardboard
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  Speaker 1: box outside the Bellagio. And they refuse, refuse to sell
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  Speaker 1: the Rolex watch that they have because it completes the outfit.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need that. Crosby is a luxury yacht parked
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  Speaker 1: in a sewage treatment plant at this particular point.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful vessel. Got wear and tear from the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong neighborhood. Wrong neighborhood. It's a seller's market. At this point,
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  Speaker 1: we've seen a bunch of trades. Colt traded a couple guys.
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  Speaker 1: The Titans are having a fire sale now, and they're
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  Speaker 1: starting to trade people. And even if you believe the
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  Speaker 1: Raiders are finally going to head around the mountain, they're
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  Speaker 1: going to go the right direction, right? And they're close.
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  Speaker 1: If you think that, that's fine. By the time they're
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  Speaker 1: actually a legitimate Super Bowl contender, Max Crosby is going
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  Speaker 1: to have his own podcast network with a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: bots listening and no real people and a tequila brand
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  Speaker 1: and a documentary about his journey.
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  Speaker 2: So listen, make the trade, cash in.
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  Speaker 1: You'll just butcher the draft picks, but at least you'll.
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  Speaker 2: Get some draft picks, and that'll make your fan base
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  Speaker 2: all excited.
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  Speaker 8: the guy singing this, making a bunch of weird faces
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: while he sings. Oh, really?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Well, Ben Maller Show, we're here every night and on
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: the weekends. We call the Fifth Hour Podcast our little
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: add-on item. And if you're a real member of the
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Mallard Militia and a real fan of the show and
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: you support the show, we need your help. Listen to
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that Fifth Hour Podcast. And today's episode, we're going to
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: tell some old stories about a very well-known member of
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: the Fox Sports Radio Alumni Association and someone that I worked.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: With in the past.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Who was one of the coolest people I came across
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: in my many years here at Fox Sports Radio and
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: was a well-known... member of the sporting world.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: He was a coach, and you'll hear that. Just tune
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: in to the 5th Hour Podcast.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Also, we've got the Coop Scoop on Entertainment coming up
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: in a couple minutes. If you want to be part
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: of the program, 877-99-ON-FOX. You have a great Halloween here
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: at Ben Maler, Lorena, FSR, Tech Queen, and Koopa Loop
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: at All Bronco Fan. It's a heart-beating situation. So check
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: out those accounts and follow everyone, and thank you, thank you,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: thank you. We press on. Big Halloween plans, Lorena, party, trick-or-treating,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: big plans this weekend. I'm going to be at the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Grand Californian all weekend.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, for those who don't know, that's at Disneyland, right?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: That's at Disneyland.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the fancy hotel there.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: It's a fancy hotel.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: And I'm going to trick-or-treat in downtown Disney.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. So you're still young enough. You're able to trick-or-treat.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: That's good.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I wear a mask. Yeah, that's the way to do it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Coop, you going trick-or-treating? Coop, you going to go out
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and get some candy around the neighborhood?
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: No, I don't think I can do that anymore.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Wear a mask. You can wear a mask, you know.
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, might be able to do that. Do they still
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: do the stories? When I was a kid, I'm old,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: but they used to do stories. Parents, you better check
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: your kid's candy. You have to get an x-ray because
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: there might be razor blades in it. That was a
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: big thing when I was a kid. They always tried
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: to scare you at Halloween.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, there could be razor blades. They're going
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: to poison your candy.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, now it's check the chocolate for fentanyl.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: For fentanyl. What, are they going to MacArthur Park to
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: get trick-or-treats? What are they doing here in famous fentanyl
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: den here in L.A.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Anyway, it is the Bane to Mouse Show. All right,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: let's go to the phones. We haven't taken a call
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: in a while. And we have the Coop Scoop on entertainment,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: so we have that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: To look forward to as well.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to– let's go to Matt Mann, the
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Finns fan. All right, that's a new name. Matt Mann,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: the Finns fan. And he's still a Finns fan, the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: way that team is? Hello, Matt Mann, the Finns fan.
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: Welcome.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Hey, good morning.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: How are you guys doing? This is Matt Mandefin's fan
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: calling from Altamont Springs, Florida. And I listen to you
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: guys on my way into work every morning, and I
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: noticed you're missing a diehard Dolphin fan on the program.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So here I am.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I'm calling in as your resident diehard Miami Dolphins fan.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Now, how big an expert are you on the Miami Dolphins?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: How far back do you go with the Dolphins?
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: So, a little back story.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: My grandfather bought season tickets in 1966, their inaugural season.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: And between himself, my dad, my brother, and myself, we
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: have been to every home game since 1966.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's a lot. And unfortunately for the people that
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: have gone recently, not good football.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: But back in the day, that was where it's at.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Back in the day.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Back in the day, it was good. You know, you
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: had 72 and 73 at the undefeated season, beating the
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Redskins 14-7. And then you had the 73 season beating
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: the Vikings, those back-to-back. And then, of course, you know,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: all the– those were Shula, and then you had the
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Shula-Marino years. I am old enough to have been there
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: for the latter half of the Marino years, so the
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: late 80s, early 90s. Marino years where he wasn't as good,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: but he was still Marino. The last playoff win I
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: remember was in 2000. I was 13 years old. And
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I was at that game against the Colts. Lamar Smith
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: ran for 207 yards and beat.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: The Colts in overtime. Didn't they lose? Dan Marino's last
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: game was against, wasn't it Jacksonville? They got run off
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the field, the Dolphins, I think.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: They got blown out 62-7, yes.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what year was that?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: That was 1999. Oh, my God. That was before Fox
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Sports Radio.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I was doing local radio, but I remember how outrageous
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that was, to lose like that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: All right, well, listen, I wish the Dolphins were better.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: That's a bad team, but if we have any need
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: for Dolphin content, you can call up and we can
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: scream and shout and yell about the Dolphins. I'd be
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: more than happy to have you part of the Mallard Militia.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: First of all, thank you for listening. All right, well,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: thank you for listening, and you'll be my go-to Dolphin guy.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: If I need dolphin content, you'll be my guy. So
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: have a great Halloween weekend there. All right, there you go.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: How about that? Let's go to, who do we have
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: this year? Eenie, eenie, meenie, miney, moe, pick a caller
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: by their name. Did I see, I think I saw
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Ben Jammin on there, our buddy from New Orleans. Hello,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Ben Jammin. Welcome.
• 24:50
  Speaker 9: Miley, man, thank you for taking my call. I've been
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: missing you. I've been out of pocket for a little while,
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: but I've been just depressed, depressed. You know, you can
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: only be from the state of Louisiana. If you're from
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: the state of Louisiana, you've got to have the worst
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: football team.
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: We're not only the.
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: Worst football team in the lower 48. We're the worst
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: football team in two continents.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. That's impressive.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: Well, you know, I thought we'd go to France. I mean,
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: that's the motherland for New Orleans. And we'd go over
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: there and just lay. We didn't even serve a beignet.
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: We laid an egg over there.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: And also, Benjamin, you scored no points in the second half.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: All I needed was a field goal. You would have
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: covered the spread. Bad job by them.
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: We can't cover anything. And then, you know, basketball started. Lord,
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: we got the Pelicans. Oh, my Lord. Thank God we
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: don't have a baseball team. They would suck too, I'm sure.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I love your optimism. At least the food is good, though.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: You got the beignets.
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: The one thing, though, you know, because who that has
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: it better than us, because no matter how bad they are,
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: we still let the good times roll. And, you know,
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: I get off work this morning, and the first thing
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: I hear, I hear my name on your show. Man,
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: that's like taking me to the top of the biggest
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: cypress tree in the swamp. You know, it's just awesome.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: I thank you for that, my friend.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we love you, Ben Jammin'. Hey, I.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: Got one question real quick. I need your address because
• 26:26
  Speaker 9: I want to gift y'all some good Bourbon Street beignets.
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Listen, all right. You don't have to ask twice. I'm
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: going to put you on hold here. Coop, make sure
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you pick up Ben Jammin' there. Give him our mailing
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: address and let him know. You've got to send it
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: a certain day because if you don't send it the
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: right day, We might not get it for five years.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: So you have to pick the right day. You have
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to pick the right day.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: It's very important.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: We've got, let's see, who's next year? We've got, oh,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the Flying Dutchman. Let's say hello to the Flying Dutchman. Hello,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Flying Dutchman.
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: Welcome.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Don't forget tonight.
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: Devil's night.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Don't play any mean pranks.
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: Play them fun.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: We want to have a good time.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: For this Saturday for all these little ghosts and goblins
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: going trick-or-treating.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: And unfortunately, Mr.
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Ben Maller, I have two of my ghostly ghost.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Pirates wanting to say hello to you.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: I apologize for that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: Uh, hey there, Mr.
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: Van Mauer.
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: It's been such a long time.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: It is your good pal, SpongeBob.
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: Go wear pants. Wanted to wish you a very happy Halloween.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: As me and Patrick go looking for Schmitty, wherever Yakerman
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: gets his hat.
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: He was number one. Uh, hey there, Van Mauer. I
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: just want to wish you a very happy Halloween.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: And Loretta and the Koopaloop.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: Get back on the ship, Mr. Ben Maller. It'll be
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: Halloween for me and my Halloweenies.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: The Flying Dutchman.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Wow, that was impressive.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That was quality. That was wild.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That's like daytime radio good. We're an overnight show, dude.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Are we paying him, Coop?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Are we paying him? I don't think we don't have
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a budget.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Wow, that was, like, really good. Like, next level. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: don't know how to follow that up. Oh, man alive.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: All right, real quick.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Marcel, let me bring Marcel. We got the Coop Scoop Entertainment.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I got to ask Marcel a couple of things, though.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I got to get Marcel's perspective.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Marcel, you there? Marcel in Brooklyn.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, I am.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Do you want to say hello to the Idiot Con?
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: Oh, yes, it is. The fake Idiot Con, that is.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Well, hold on a sec.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Let me see here. Now, here's the deal.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: So the Green Bay Packers, Josh Jacobs, did you see
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: what Josh Jacobs did to celebrate his touchdown?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Did you see what he did in the second quarter?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: He scored a touchdown.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: It was a third and goal, and that gave the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Packers the lead about six minutes to go in the
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: second quarter.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Did you see what he did?
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: Yes, he is.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: What was his celebration?
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: Just like the Brewers dance, not even the Trump dance,
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: I think.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: You're not, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: No, Josh Jacobs pretended that he was being handcuffed after
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: he scored the touchdown. Which wouldn't be a problem if
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: he hadn't just been arrested for battery of a woman
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in May. Other than that, it would have been fine.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I guess he's lacking situational awareness.
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: Ooh, that's domestic violence, Ben. And that is completely unassessable
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: for him.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: And then last one for you, Marcel. This is very important.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: The Milwaukee Brewers claimed that what they did blank before
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: games as a good luck charm, and they would do
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: it around batting practice, around the batting cage, they would
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: do this, and this is what inspired them to win
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the World Series.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: What do you think it was, Marcel?
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: 103 wins.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: And counting. Marcel and Brooklyn, what do you think the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Brewers were doing around the batting cage that was their
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: good luck charm?
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: Oh, all the home runs, all the runs, all the
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: definitely saves, and also last but not least, all the outs.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: All right, you have no idea. So the correct answer
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: is they were smoking cigarettes before games.
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: Smoking cigarettes?
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: What?
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Their motto was if we smoke heaters in the cage,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: we will smoke heaters in the game.
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: Ooh, smoking cigarettes is definitely bad.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: All right, toss the coop, please. Toss the coop, toss
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: the coop, toss the coop, toss the coop.
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: Happy Halloween. Coop Scoop Entertainment starts now. And here is
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: Justin Cooper at our Bronco Fat on Act. And please beware, people.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: Cigarettes is definitely not good.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: Over to you.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for that, Marcel. A lot of people
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: chain smoke all over.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: That might be the best toss I've had yet.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: He's going to get kicked out of the projects in
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Brooklyn if he keeps that up.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: That's a problem.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: All right, we're going to start over in the theater,
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: as we always do here on Coop Scoop and Entertainment.
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: A couple movies that I want to point out. The
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: first one is called The Mosquito Bowl out this weekend.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: This one's got middling reviews.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Is that a horror movie?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: It's a war movie.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: Yes, it takes place after the attack on Pearl Harbor.
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: Four elite college football players put their fame aside and
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: enlist in the Marines and follows their journey and bonds
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: of brotherhood. This one stars Bill Skarsgård. And moving on,
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: a documentary out this weekend in theaters. And this one
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: I'm pretty interested in. It's got good reviews. It's called Everest,
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: The Other Side. And it follows elite ski mountaineers, Jim Morrison,
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: not that Jim Morrison, and Hilary Nelson, who fall deeply
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: in love while reaching the pinnacle of their sport. They
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: want to climb and ski the direct north face of
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Mount Everest, the most difficult and dangerous climb on the
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: mountain and the most coveted ski line on Earth. Apparently,
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: thousands have summited the southeast ridge, but only a handful
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: have ever reached the top by this route. And no
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: one has successfully skied down. And so this documentary is
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: them trying to do just that.
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Are they skied by all the bodies and all that?
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Probably, yeah. They're just there. So those are the two
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: movies in theaters. Moving on to television, a couple things
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: that I want to point out. The first one is
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: The Return of Dexter Resurrection. Yes, this is the second
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: season of the Dexter revival series. It's available right now
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: on Paramount +. Of course, Michael C. Hall stars as Dexter,
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: and we will see Kristen Ritter, Eric Stonestreet, and Uma
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: Thurman returning for this season, as well as Gabriel Luna.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: So it premieres today on Paramount +, but the subsequent
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: episodes will be every Sunday night at 8 p.m., beginning
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: on November 1st.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Are people actually going to watch Sunday night at 8 p.m.,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: or are they just going to watch when they want to?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Probably when they want to.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I do. Yeah, exactly.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: And then last, well, actually not last, but second to last,
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: We have a new series on Apple TV. It is
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: called Nocturne, and it is an adaptation of crime novels.
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: Liev Schreiber stars as a renamed protagonist, Jonah Lynn, a
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: former soldier turned homicide detective who relocates from Philadelphia in
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: search of a quieter life in a small town in
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: western Pennsylvania. But there he finds himself matching wits with
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: a serial killer played by Stephen Graham.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: Yes, with the help of his surrogate daughter, an FBI
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: agent portrayed by Zazie Beetz.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: That's the name, Zazie Beetz?
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: Yep, that is the name. Bill Camp and Rory Culkin
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: also star in this new show. The first two of
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: ten episodes are available right now, today on Apple TV.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Remaining episodes arrive weekly through December 25th. And now, last
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: but not least, we have the return of an Apple
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: TV show on Wednesday, November 4th, the second season of
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: the Golf Comedy Stick, starring Owen Wilson. And this season,
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: we'll see Rhea Sehorne join the cast as well.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: And that is Coop Scoop Entertainment.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: All right. Thank you for that, Coop. By the way.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: One of our listeners in Wisconsin just sent me, he said,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Josh Jacobs was asked about his touchdown celebration, which everyone
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: seems to think was him putting handcuffs on himself. And
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: he said when he put his hands behind his back,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: it was an ode to a gospel song, Break Every Chain.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Does anyone believe that? Okay.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Even if that's true, like, what are you doing, dude?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: You know, it's the perception is reality, and the perception
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: is that you were mocking the fact that you got
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: popped for domestic abuse and all that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Nothing's going to happen.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: People will scream and shout.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: But the.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Smartest bulb.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Spin Max. Here we go. We got Phillip
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  Speaker 2: in Southern California.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Phillip. Welcome.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, Benny, Benny, Benny. How's it going? All right, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to play my game. I don't have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time, so we're going to play the game.
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  Speaker 1: No grab ass. Chris in Boston, a game show staple. Hello, Chris.
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  Speaker 9: Let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we have categories are Alumni Association and Bottom
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  Speaker 1: of the Barrel.
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  Speaker 2: Phillip, which category do you want?
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  Speaker 9: Let's do Bottom of the Barrel.
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  Speaker 1: All right, gentlemen, your name is your buzzer. These athletes
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  Speaker 1: were all drafted very late but made a name for themselves.
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  Speaker 10: $ 200.
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  Speaker 1: Taken with the very last pick of the draft, this
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  Speaker 1: quarterback is by far the most successful, Mr.
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  Speaker 9: Irrelevant.
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  Speaker 10: Phillip.
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  Speaker 1: Phillip.
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  Speaker 9: Brock Purdy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct. Brock Purdy. There you go. All right, $ 400.
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  Speaker 1: A member of the exclusive 2,000-yard club, rushing club. This
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  Speaker 1: running back out of Georgia was taken in the sixth
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  Speaker 1: round and would go on to be a Super Bowl. Phillip.
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  Speaker 1: Terrell Davis. Oh, look at that, Phillip.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing very well.
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  Speaker 1: All right, $ 600. Drafted largely as a favor by his
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  Speaker 1: father to this manager. The 62nd round pick by the
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers would go on to become a household name. Phillip.
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  Speaker 3: Mike Piazza.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Phil, are you cheating? Yeah, Michael Piazza. All right,
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  Speaker 1: his dad owned a bunch of car dealerships in Philly.
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  Speaker 4: $ 800.
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  Speaker 1: This 11th round MLB draft pick has a rookie of
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  Speaker 1: the year with Montreal's Expos and an MVP with Chicago's Cubs.
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  Speaker 2: He also collected eight gold gloves.
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  Speaker 1: Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Chris.
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  Speaker 2: No, that is incorrect. Would you like to steal, Phillip?
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  Speaker 4: The Hawks?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's his name, though?
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  Speaker 9: Andre Dawson?
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  Speaker 1: That is correct. Andre Dawson. Look at you. You got unbelievable. Chris,
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  Speaker 1: you got smoke, Chris. You got smoke, my man.
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  Speaker 9: That's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, Phillip. Wow, that guy was good.
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  Speaker 1: How about Phillip, man?