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Hour 3 - Putting the Wreck in Mavwrecks · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shot out Laca. It's our number three, our number
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  Speaker 1: three in a coaching change deep in the heart of Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Do you believe that Jason Kidd being whacked from the
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  Speaker 1: mav Rex was the mutually agreed decision as the team said. Also,
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  Speaker 1: what do you make of former NBA topic Ben Simmons,
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  Speaker 1: Ben Simmons getting a phishing title? That happened? That thing happened.
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  Speaker 1: And in baseball? Is this Major League Baseball shirts off
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  Speaker 1: thing of a jig, a fad or a trend in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and more. We'll explain what it
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  Speaker 1: is as well. All of it's coming your way right
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  Speaker 1: now here we go. It's our number three, putting the
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  Speaker 1: wreck in mav Rex. Welcome in the beginning of another
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  Speaker 1: We're back at it. Eastern Conference finals went to overtime
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  Speaker 1: last night. The Knicks storm back down twenty two and
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  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter epic gag by the team from Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: They know a thing or two about choking in Cleveland sports,
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  Speaker 1: and that was tremendous. That was outstanding. What a gag,
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  Speaker 1: What a gag right right in the They slipped on
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  Speaker 1: the banana peel, they fell into the trap door. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want to say. So our lead this hour, though,
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  Speaker 1: is from Dallas coaching shake up, coaching, shakeup deep in
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  Speaker 1: the heart of Texas. If you have not heard, perhaps not,
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  Speaker 1: we have learned the Mavericks have said bye bye. They
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  Speaker 1: have mutually agreed to part ways with coach Jason Kidd.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Yeah, And they added that he is
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  Speaker 1: quote a Mavericks champion, Hall of Fame, coach, hall of Famer,
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  Speaker 1: and a coach who helped lead this franchise back to
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  Speaker 1: the NBA Finals. That was all part of the bull
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  Speaker 1: crap they sent out while they were sending him on
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  Speaker 1: his way. So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question do you believe Do you
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  Speaker 1: believe that Jason Kidd being whacked from the Mavericks was
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  Speaker 1: a quote mutually agreed close quote decision where you at
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  Speaker 1: on that. So I've got the witches brew or the
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  Speaker 1: witches Broom rather the witches Broom, bass pro shops, and
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  Speaker 1: cabbage patch kids. Yeah, and we will combine all all
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  Speaker 1: of these things together, and we are going to put
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  Speaker 1: the needle in a haystack, is what we're going to do. Anything,
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  Speaker 1: Am I gonna take it out of the haystack. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to put it in the haystack and see if
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  Speaker 1: somebody else can find it. So, first of all, when
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  Speaker 1: I hear the term and this, I realized this is
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  Speaker 1: a pet peeve. And Alf's probably rolling his eyes right
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  Speaker 1: now with ferg dog. When I hear the term mutually agreed,
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  Speaker 1: I laugh, You know, just like my dog Noxie and
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  Speaker 1: I have mutually agreed that she's going to stop farting. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she's an English bulldog, that's all they do, so she's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna stop doing that. The only thing mutual was
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  Speaker 1: the door hitting you where the Good Lord split you,
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kidd right on the way out. Now, kid was
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  Speaker 1: not so much fired, he was excommunicated like he violated
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  Speaker 1: the basketball Vatican law. Now, when Massi e Jeri Massai
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  Speaker 1: eu Jery was hired as the president and the overlord
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  Speaker 1: of Dallas pro bouncy Ball, and he was saying, they said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, we want you to reshape the organization
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  Speaker 1: head to toe. I said, okay, I'll do that. And
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  Speaker 1: he didn't just clean house. He pressure washed the organization
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  Speaker 1: and he took out Massai Eu Jerry the witches broom
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  Speaker 1: because a new broom. I learned this years ago. A
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  Speaker 1: new broom sweeps clean and turns out that Jason Kidd
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  Speaker 1: was was the dustman. That was it. And so once
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  Speaker 1: they gifted Dallas gifted Luka doncic to the Lakers, like
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  Speaker 1: a drop off at Goodwill and you clean out the garage.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get rid of this crab. Well, I want to
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  Speaker 1: throw it away. Okay, give it to good Will, They'll
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  Speaker 1: throw it away. Why not sure, or a Salvation Army
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  Speaker 1: or any of those places. What the hell? And so
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  Speaker 1: once that happened, when Luca was given away, not traded,
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  Speaker 1: given away, that was that was it. Kid's fate was
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  Speaker 1: sealed in Dallas. Dallas, I think they had something like
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  Speaker 1: a three forty winning percentage after the tax deductible donation
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  Speaker 1: of Luca and a start contrast to the good old
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  Speaker 1: days when they had over six hundred winning percentage when
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  Speaker 1: Kid had Luca in the lineup for the maver So
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  Speaker 1: just get from what I read, he wanted the big
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  Speaker 1: chair when they were changing the head executive. Kids like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be the president of basketball operations, why not? And
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  Speaker 1: the ownership said, Okay, you want the big chair, We're
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  Speaker 1: going to hand you a folding chair. And that's it.
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  Speaker 1: They kept him entirely out of the loop, entirely out
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  Speaker 1: of the loop, and now that's it. I don't feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for Jason Kidd. I don't know. Again, I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel bad for most of these people. I don't feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for Jason Kidd. He leaves Dallas wealthy, wandering, and
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  Speaker 1: wonderfully unbothered, completely unbothered by any of this. Like, Jason
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  Speaker 1: Kidd will be paid for another four years till twenty thirty.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to make millions of dollars on a no
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  Speaker 1: show job. He doesn't have to coach the Dallas Mavericks.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a four year hedonist resort package. He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to live the hedonist lifestyle, a life of leisure.
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  Speaker 1: So good for him. Essentially a trust fund coach at
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  Speaker 1: this point, so leisurely Kidd might as well just forget
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  Speaker 1: he coached at all, and just like, oh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't actually coach. It's making so much. But he
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  Speaker 1: mentioned being paid millions and millions of dollars for four
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  Speaker 1: years and just the futs around. My goodness. All right. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we now go to fishing, because if there's one thing
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  Speaker 1: that this show does not talk about enough, it's deep
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  Speaker 1: sea fishing. Clearly right, bat you up by us? So
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  Speaker 1: I read I don't know if you saw this or not,
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  Speaker 1: but I read that former seventy six ers guard Ben
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  Speaker 1: Simmons has been crowned a champion. Simmons was a member
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  Speaker 1: of the something called the South Florida sales AC team.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what that is, but they won
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  Speaker 1: the Walkers k Open fishing tournament recently in Florida. The
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  Speaker 1: team caught six blue marlin. Well, I'm gonna tell Billy
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  Speaker 1: the marlin. He's not gonna be happy. So they caught
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  Speaker 1: six blue marlin and three sailfish. Ben Simmons famously was
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  Speaker 1: the number one over all of the twenty sixteen draft.
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  Speaker 1: I barely remember that so long ago. So question, what
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  Speaker 1: do you make of former NBA top pick Ben Simmons
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  Speaker 1: malingering Ben Simmons from the seventy six ers getting a
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  Speaker 1: fishing title. So I this is a w l I situation.
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  Speaker 1: We love it, okay, we we love this. The process
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  Speaker 1: did not die. It just migrated to a bass pro shops,
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  Speaker 1: is what happened here. You can't make this up. This
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  Speaker 1: is a kid that grew up in Australia loving fishing.
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  Speaker 1: He's this is his real dream. He just happened to
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  Speaker 1: be good at basketball. You know what. It reminds me
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  Speaker 1: of Andrew Luck. Andrew Luck went into football because his
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  Speaker 1: daddy was a football player, and he ended up being Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he had some success, but it wasn't really his passion.
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  Speaker 1: He's a nerd and he fell back on his nerd ways.
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  Speaker 1: Andrew Luck. Well Ben Simmons, you know again, his dad,
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  Speaker 1: I believe, was playing basketball in Australia and he ended
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  Speaker 1: up playing basketball and was pretty good at it. His
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  Speaker 1: passion though not basketball. That's the family business, the past
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  Speaker 1: that the passion is the fishing. So you can't make
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  Speaker 1: this up. This man left the NBA and immediately became
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  Speaker 1: more clutch in the great outdoors than indoors. Ben Simmons
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  Speaker 1: the first number one overall pick in basketball history to
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  Speaker 1: win a championship without scoring. So congratulations to Ben Simmons there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, think about the poetry of that, the poetry
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  Speaker 1: of that. We ripped Ben Simmons, and we have some
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  Speaker 1: drops in the system about Ben Simmons up. But he
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  Speaker 1: finally found a sport where passing up open looks is
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  Speaker 1: considered a skill. He finally found a competition all right,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't require him to use his right hand. So
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  Speaker 1: good for Ben Simmons. And of course, of course he
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  Speaker 1: wins a title in a sport where you literally sit
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  Speaker 1: down the whole time, right like a lot. He's just
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  Speaker 1: sitting around, You're waiting for something to bite. And then
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  Speaker 1: that's it. And so it is the most on brand
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  Speaker 1: plot twist of the decade. Ben Simmons finally reeled something in,
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  Speaker 1: finally reeled something in. I miss the old days where
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  Speaker 1: every offseason in basketball was Ben Simmons is so good
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  Speaker 1: in the gym, He's gonna break out. He's sitting the
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  Speaker 1: sizzle reel where he hits like three pointers in a row,
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  Speaker 1: and of course no one's guarding him and all that,
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  Speaker 1: and it's, oh, it's so good. For years, we wondered
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  Speaker 1: what it would take to get this guy to care,
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  Speaker 1: just one of these guys that just had apathy, it
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  Speaker 1: just didn't care. And it turns out that the way
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  Speaker 1: you get Ben Simmons to care is to have him
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  Speaker 1: do something that he enjoys, which isn't playing basketball, and
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  Speaker 1: then he'll care. And the comedy, of course, the jokes
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  Speaker 1: right themselves. But Joel Embiid, good old Joe Ebid, he
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  Speaker 1: still hasn't made the conference finals. And Ben Simmons is
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  Speaker 1: a champion in his first love of fishing. So it's wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: tremendous irony, absolutely on that. And didn't written, didn't win
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  Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, Ben Simmons and all that, but he did
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  Speaker 1: win something that requires patience, fishing, the stillness. And you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to make a three point shot to win
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  Speaker 1: a fishing tournament, No you don't. It didn't matter. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that. And he got a
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  Speaker 1: trophy before turning thirty, turns thirty this year, and just
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  Speaker 1: not for what he was drafted for, not for what
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  Speaker 1: he was drafted for, so good for him. All right,
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  Speaker 1: final fun, we go to baseball. Now. I could sit
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  Speaker 1: here and break down the Dodgers beating the Podres. I
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  Speaker 1: could talk about that, the Yankees and the Blue Jays.
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  Speaker 1: I watched. I was being around watching watching ball because
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  Speaker 1: that's what us men do, and I saw one of
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  Speaker 1: the great Little League performances there was. There was stories
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  Speaker 1: being written the Mets are back, The Mets are back,
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  Speaker 1: because they'd won I think six out of seven, and
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  Speaker 1: then they said, no, we're not. They gave up a
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  Speaker 1: Little League inside the park grand Slam to the Washington
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  Speaker 1: Nationals inside the park Grand Slam. You know how hard
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  Speaker 1: that is to do. The Mets did it. They also
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  Speaker 1: had two completely boneheaded defensive plays in the NFL that
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  Speaker 1: The error on Bobachett was kind of weak. It was
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  Speaker 1: it seemed like a decent throw, with the the other
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  Speaker 1: era was ridunculous. But I'm not going to talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: The story everyone is yapping about in baseball this week
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  Speaker 1: this week in baseball involves the close free lifestyle. So
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  Speaker 1: it's shirts off. This started in Saint Louis, but it
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  Speaker 1: has spread like the bubonic plague, to Philadelphia, Tampa, Detroit, Anaheim,
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  Speaker 1: and just about everywhere else. This week we have seen
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  Speaker 1: the shirts off celebration. People seem to be really really enjoying this. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The whole thing started the other night in Saint Louis
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  Speaker 1: where Steven F. Austin's club baseball team that's a school
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  Speaker 1: from Texas, Stephen F. Austin, and they turned a section
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  Speaker 1: of Bush Stadium into this over the top shirtless celebration
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  Speaker 1: with the boys take their shirts off and wave them
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  Speaker 1: in the air everywhere, the cheering, the hooting, the hollering,
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  Speaker 1: and the Cardinals ended up rallying. They got to walk
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  Speaker 1: off win over the Tampa Bay baseball team, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: and the Saint Louis manager, Ali mar Mal the Cardinals manager,
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  Speaker 1: invited the boys, the baseball players from Steven F. Austin,
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  Speaker 1: They invited them to the Cardinals clubhouse to keep the
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  Speaker 1: good vibrations going. So the question is the MLB shirts
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  Speaker 1: off thing of a jig, a fad or a trend,
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  Speaker 1: a fad fad or a trend tr ND. So let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you right now, it is not a trend.
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  Speaker 1: It is a TikTok sugar rush with a baseball hat
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  Speaker 1: on top. That is what it is. I've made that
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  Speaker 1: to tur Nation here and we're talking about if you're
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  Speaker 1: old enough, there was this thing called the cabbage patch
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  Speaker 1: doll back in the day. And it's like cabbage patch
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  Speaker 1: dolls for dudes with farmer tans and all that, having
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  Speaker 1: a grand old time. And it's got the exact shelf
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  Speaker 1: life of a if you remember the ferbie. Remember those things.
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  Speaker 1: If you're old, you know what I'm talking about there
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  Speaker 1: with low batteries here. And remember last year, the first
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  Speaker 1: week of the baseball season, a couple guys in the
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  Speaker 1: Yankees hit home runs and they had these turbo bats.
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  Speaker 1: You remember the turbo bat things. Oh my god, Baseball's
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  Speaker 1: ruined by the turbo bats. Don't hear about that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And now that's it major League Baseball. If you look
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  Speaker 1: at major League baseball hierarchy in their Manhattan bubble there
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  Speaker 1: in New York right now, this isn't the summer of love.
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  Speaker 1: It's the summer of shirts off, baby, and major League Baseball,
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  Speaker 1: the marketing side of baseball is completely I promise you
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  Speaker 1: orgasmic over this the marketing department. This one viral clip.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if this was planning by Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball. I have heard in the past that they've
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  Speaker 1: tried to create these things. And you just have to
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  Speaker 1: have them happen organically. I don't know if this was
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  Speaker 1: rigged or not. However, the clip from Saint Louis goes
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  Speaker 1: viral and now everyone else is doing the copycat thing
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, we want to do that. That
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  Speaker 1: seems like funny. I'm telling you, Baseball needs to take
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  Speaker 1: a cold shower. The marketing people at baseball need to
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  Speaker 1: take a cold shower, because baseball finally found something that
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  Speaker 1: young men care about, and it's taking their shirts off
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  Speaker 1: at baseball games. They seem to enjoy that. And so
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  Speaker 1: it's like they've officially reinvented Southeastern Conference tailgating without the
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  Speaker 1: actual football. Like if you've gone to a tailgate, a
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  Speaker 1: hooting and hollering and all that stuff, and it's giving
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  Speaker 1: soccer vibes. It's like a soccer thing, and I guess
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  Speaker 1: there's more nacho cheese than that. And baseball's been dying
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  Speaker 1: to get is they want that passion right, don't care
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  Speaker 1: whether the team's winning or not. You're just out there
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  Speaker 1: to have a good time and feel everything great and
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  Speaker 1: all that. And so there you go. They've got that
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  Speaker 1: euro soccer stadium with American portion sizes. It is the
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  Speaker 1: bane Mallard show. Now we time shifted for ratings purposes,
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  Speaker 1: Mallard of the third degree, so we better get through
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  Speaker 1: that right now? What do you say here? We go
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  Speaker 1: hit that button right there. That's that's to the third degree. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: gets grill, alright, cool? It is smoking here, right, Coop.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not imagining that, and I'm smelling some little.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can barely smell anything as it is,
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  Speaker 4: but I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do smell that. Yeah, it's my voice will be
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  Speaker 1: completely wrecked by the end of the show. So maybe
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  Speaker 1: that's why my it's it's it's not helpful, Coop, tell
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  Speaker 1: her trust me.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, am I getting sick all over again?
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  Speaker 1: It's it's I Yeah, I trust my man anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: Stefan Diggs is unlikely to return to the New England Patriots.
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  Speaker 6: I don't report this week puts the Rams is the
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  Speaker 6: most likely landing spot for Diggs. Yeah, Ben, how do
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  Speaker 6: you feel about Diggs coming to LA.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't matter. As long as Puka Naku is
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  Speaker 1: on the field and Devonte Adams he would be the
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  Speaker 1: number three wide receiver, which you don't really need. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think he's got that much left Stefan Diggs, and
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  Speaker 1: he's a knucklehead. It doesn't really move the needle for me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't expect him to do anything amazing with the Rams.
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  Speaker 1: He'll probably if he does sign with the Rams, he'll
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  Speaker 1: have a couple of big catches, and that's fine and
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  Speaker 1: that overall, I don't think he's going to be a
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  Speaker 1: dominating force. So it's not gonna move is. If you're
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  Speaker 1: in Seattle or San Francisco, you're not really worried about
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  Speaker 1: about this guy joining the Rams. Next.
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  Speaker 6: It was only a couple of weeks ago that Jamal
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  Speaker 6: Mosley was fired by the Orlando Magic, but he's already
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  Speaker 6: found a new job, signing a five year deal to
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  Speaker 6: coach the New Orleans Pelicans. Ben, are you surprised that
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  Speaker 6: Moseley got another chance to run a team so quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not a great job, Number one, Coop So's
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those filler franchises that are just there
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  Speaker 1: for the good teams to play. The New Orleans Repelicans.
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  Speaker 1: So if he got a real job, Jamal Mosley a
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  Speaker 1: team that was actually trying to win, I'd say, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's surprising, but somebody has to coach the New Orleans Pelicans,
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  Speaker 1: and they found somebody in Jamal Moseley and it pays
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  Speaker 1: pretty well, and people like living in New Orleans, so
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  Speaker 1: that's good. It's not like a real job. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a lower tier NBA coaching job. So they're not trying
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: to win there. I don't know what they're doing. They're
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: just treading water.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Next well, he kind of just alluded to this, But
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Joel Embiid has now earned a distinction as the only
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: player in the last forty years, yeah, to make an
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: All NBA First Team without a Conference finals appearance on
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: his resume. Do you think that this distinction will define
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: Embiid's career now?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I think attacking a sports writer for saying something mean
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: about him will define Joel MBA. I don't hate Embiid.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: He was a really great sound bite coming out of
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Kansas and we had some fun with Embiid and all that.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: The guy he just vanishes in big moments and is
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: always something. There's always something a little off with Joel Embiid,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: and you don't get over the hump. That's it. You know,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta at least get to the conference finals, right,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: you'd think you'd get there once just by accent. But
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you look at all the injuries in Beads had and
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: the Sixers are fork in the road right now, he's
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: looking more and more like he's never going to get
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: there at least in Philadelphia. Might have to go somewhere else.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That's it. I think we're done the third. How do
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: we do pass this edition?
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: There you are?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's the one of time. Now for the Mallor riddle
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: of the day. So Dana White said recently that he
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: is worried about Blank ruining the upcoming UFC White House event. Again,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Dana White said recently he is worried about Blank ruining
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: the UFC White House event. That is the malor riddle
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: of the day. The answer, We'll get to it. We'll
• 20:49
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah it is.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not the good kind of smoke.
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  Speaker 9: Nope.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I went outside to smell it, Ben, and you're right,
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  Speaker 4: it is so.
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  Speaker 1: Inside.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a sensitive asio.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Oh no. My voice is a delicate musical instrument and
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it yeah, it sucks. I'm telling you, Hot team, I
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: wish I just woke. If I talked at a very
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: monotone level, I don't think i'd have this problem. My
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: problem is I go high and low. As you know,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you're a vocal expert as well. There you go high
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: and low, and.
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: Thank god you don't speak monotone. I might murder myself.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Anyway, you have some inflection in your voice.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I told you, I said when I started in radio,
• 22:19
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• 22:22
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• 22:24
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• 22:28
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very professional like news news.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now they don't say that anymore. All those guys
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: that said that are dead, so out of the word.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: About the shticks too, the shtick, you know, like the
• 22:45
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• 22:48
  Speaker 10: happen anymore.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: They just want you to be yourself.
• 22:50
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  Speaker 1: a little time. We're gonna have too much or not enough.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: So I need a contestant for too much not enough?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Can I guess quickly? If not, we're not going to
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  Speaker 1: play the game. So call right now if you want
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to play too much not enough? Eight seven seven ninety
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• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Dana White, the big the big meatball over there at
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: the UFC. Dana White said recently that he is worried
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: about Blank ruining the upcoming UFC White House event. So
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: that is the malor riddle of the day. And let's
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: see what is the answer. We go to the great
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: unwashed her ferg Dog says the White House lawn sprinklers. Well,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: that would be a problem. He's worried about the riff
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: rat crashing the event. Oh yeah, we should go there, Alf,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you and I together, that'd be great. What else? Do
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: we have? Some bad lsd from Late Night Drug tester
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: King Roy says there will not be enough Schlitz beer.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I saw that Schlitz beer discontinued after one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: seventy seven years. I've never had a Schlitz It's from Milwaukee.
• 24:23
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  Speaker 1: says the answer. Clam says Reptilians is the answer. Coke
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• 24:38
  Speaker 1: good guy. Eke was at the Minnesota event where hollering
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: James was there and some many of the great characters.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have Dana White is afraid Vince
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: McMahon is going to ruin the White House event. That's
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: from Freddie. Who else do we have? Page Dan, I
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: can't read that? Rain, Rain go away, come again some
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: other day. Rain is the irrigator nemesis from mister Irrigation
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the Saddleback Archives from Jay our Buddy Jay Scoop, the
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Great Jay Scoop. Right there. Timmy from Busco Indiana says,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Dana's worried about a flood of liberal tears ruining the event. Well,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: that would be that would be terrible. Let's see here
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: page now, let's see can't read that lightning lightning according
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to the supermarket Steve Michael and Tulsa says Anthony and Louisiana,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: he's worried about that. What else do we have a page? Dan?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't answer that right now, Anthony, I can't.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: There you go all right, do you have an answer?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer there?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: I was gonna go with the construction of the ballroom
• 25:51
  Speaker 10: might ruin it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: The construction the wall now that is incorrect. Dana White
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: is worried about Nats, not the Nationals, the Nets, Nat
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the bugs ruining the White House event.
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I was gonna guess crickets too.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Well, you could have you didn't do that, You could
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: have done that, And yeah, the Nats. And I've seen
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: these baseball games. This happens in Anaheim a lot. They
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: get those bugs. I know it's obviously in DC, but
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: there's little annoying. But the worst is in Cleveland. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: know obviously the White House, not in Cleveland, but in Cleveland.
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: There's a special bug they have in Ohio that is
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: just it's disgusting. It happens like once a baseball at
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: least once a baseball season with like the game's overwhelmed
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: with bugs. But it is an issue like if you're
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: out it's outdoors the UFC. If you're out there, where
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: are the birds? And there's the birds doing and there's
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: an attack of gnats? You know that's like what are
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you doing? So anyway, all right, should we play the game?
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: What do you think you play? The hit the button,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: play the game? I guess I think so, possibly.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Ben Meller game.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these easy, too much or
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: not enough. Let's go. Let's go to Houston and we
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: will say hello to Dave. Good morning, Dave. Well, come,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: what's up?
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  Speaker 9: Hello Ben?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's not just Dave. No, no, no.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: This is formerly known as transgender Dave and fluid Dave.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And what are you known as now? Dave?
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Fellow would just go to Dave in case I disgrace
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: myself in the game today.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Dave, I'm a big fan of your work, sir,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: so good luck. Are you ready?
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: I just one thing. Did you hear that a couple
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: of silkworms got into a race?
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: No?
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: I didn't hear that it ended in a tie, But
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: I'm bump.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: There you go. Lame jokes are on Friday, Dave.
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  Speaker 9: Please, okay, here be pro sedes.
• 27:43
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• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Everyone loves Dave. What a great character. Unbelievable? All right.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Since joining the Knickerbockers in twenty twenty two, Aalen Brunson
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: leads all players in postseason points with fourteen hundred. Is
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough? Ah?
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: That too much?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Too much? David Houston says, let's find out. No, no, no, no, no,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you're wrong. There not enough. Brunson has scored fifteen hundred
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and sixty nine points in the postseason since joining the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: New York basketball team. Question number two. There are five
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: pitchers in the National League with ten or more starts
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and a sub to era this season. Is that too
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? Dave's thinking about it. He's sniffing. Boy,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: that's not enough, not enough. Let's find out. Hey, this
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: is not going so well. Too much? There are only
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: three Chase Burns of the D's, Christopher Sanchez of the Phils,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and the miz of the Brew Crew. Okay, how are
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: things looking here, Dave?
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: Not good?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Not good.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It's not over. No, it's not over.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: You can do it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just I'm upset.
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: I'm upset man, because my girlfriend, our doctor, put her
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: body math index on social media and she's suing him
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: for a hippo violation.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's a lovely lady, and my apologies to her.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number three, here we go. James Harden
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: the Beard has had four games with more turnovers than
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: made baskets in this postseason here in twenty twenty six.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough for the Beard?
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: I'd play not a o.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. Look at you, Dave. You're right back
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: in the game. Unbelievable. Harden has had six games already
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: with turnovers and buckets. I'm told that's not good. Here
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: we go. Question number four. Alex Caruso, the guy the
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Lakers didn't want Alice. Caruso became just the third bench
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: player to score twenty five or more points and seven
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: or more threes in a conference finals game. Is that
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough to stay alive? Dave? In Houston?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He's got the dramatic, cheap breath.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: So much pressure.
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: Come on, Dave, it's too much.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. Look at that. I'm unbelievable. We're tied
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: up to two. He's only the second joining the great j. R. Smith. Well,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: see that we're great. I use the term great. All right,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: comes down to this, here we go, Dave. You're feeling okay?
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: Dave?
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess I'm okay.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: And the operations coming up there?
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: Ah, you know, I have to maintain my flexibility. I
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: don't know if you've seen the Poles lately, but now
• 31:06
  Speaker 9: you never know what's gonna happen.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Jose Ramirez now has ninety
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: games with one or more home runs and three or
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: more runs batted in for the Cleveland baseball team. Is
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough for the win? You're
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: a big fan of the Cleveland Guardians.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: I know nothing about it.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: They're named after a bridge.
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: I don't suppose you can give me a hint ask
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: the health.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Well, ye, we'll see what I can do. I don't know,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: but you have to answer the question too much or
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: not enough?
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: What do you think I'd say? Uh? Not enough?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: You sure about that? You don't want to change that?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Possibly go the other way?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: There?
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: Too much?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's see is that your final answer?
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: That's a.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Day you won the game. Unbelievable. TiCats too much? She's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: had eighty three of those games. Hosey Vermiras Coll Dave,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Here we love you man. You're great.
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• 32:13
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• 32:17
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  Speaker 10: Yes, and I would just like to say, yes, stalker
• 34:39
  Speaker 10: behavior is never good.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: No one reacts well to it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: No, No, hold because I believe here this is an
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: interesting topic because the theory has always been if the
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: other person's into the person who's aggressively approaching them, it's
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: not stalker behavior. It only becomes stocker behavior if the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: person who the person's going after is not into them.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yes, So there's a there's a fine
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: line between I'm obsessed with you and you're also obsessed
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: with them, and I'm obsessed with you and I think
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you have the cooties.
• 35:16
  Speaker 10: Yes, when you have made it verbally clear that it
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: is unwanted and they continue and sit outside your house
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  Speaker 10: for four.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Hours, it is not good.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not good. All right, Well, but you want
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 1: The yeah, the witches on the pictures.
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  Speaker 10: And I feel like I have a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 10: out fits that would look really good in that town.
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  Speaker 10: You gotta think about that when you're gonna move somewhere,
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  Speaker 10: you know, Like if I moved somewhere, o donkey, you know,
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  Speaker 10: I wouldn't be able to wear certain things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, you would do really well there. You'd be
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'd probably want to. I'd want to work at
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: one of the museums.
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  Speaker 1: Probably, Yeah. Neil from Fall River, Mass Right, since it's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: planning a romantic night with the wife, Will Rose pedals
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  Speaker 1: on bed and the Ben Malor Show on the big
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: screen via YouTube set the mood.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my gosh, that doesn't do it. I don't
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: know what will.
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: Yes, you could just do red, or you could do
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: like red and orange because summer is coming, like like
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: a kind of a sunset type tone.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: That could be really pretty and your wife will become
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: celibate at that particular point. All right, here we go. Oh,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: let's say hello to Jim in Seattle, who's called in
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: here the Queen of Hearts with Lorena. Hello, Jim, Welcome,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Hi Jim.
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  Speaker 9: Hi, Hi, I'm in Seattle. We have lots and lots
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: of bikini baristas.
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  Speaker 7: My wife we watched me goes Starbucks or several eleven
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: to get my coffee and make me stay away from
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: the bikini borisa shops.
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: I don't think you need to stay away from those.
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: To be honest, I love bikini baristas. I actually was
• 37:12
  Speaker 10: just talking about them the other day and was it
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: you Cooper?
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: Was it?
• 37:15
  Speaker 10: It must have been Patrick, because he was like, what,
• 37:17
  Speaker 10: there's bikini coffee shops. I was like, yeah, they're all
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: up in like Seattle. There was one in my hometown.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I've been in Seattle a few times. I don't remember
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: seeing there.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Was one in eugen Eugene, Oregon, where the Oregon Ducks play.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: But those girls are hardworking.
• 37:30
  Speaker 10: Just make sure you are not being a weirdo. Well,
• 37:33
  Speaker 10: there was a guy who was caught, you know, wedding
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: in the drive through and they pulled the cops on him.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: But they couldn't do anything.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Be that person. But yes, tip tip generously.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: How would your wife know boud pay cash? How would
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: you know, right, Jim? No, thanks, thank you, buddy, of course,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: thanks Jim. Let's sell it a hollering James. I'm sure
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: this will be a great question. Hello, hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: The hello areta.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: What how's the love life going?
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: What do you need a struggling Yeah, yeah, the right person.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: That's just to me, good colisation, good sensible liability, and
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: talk to it to me. Jemmy is not enough, but
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: she tries, she doesn't call enough, and I'm worried we're
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: just choosing for that shiny Well.
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: Those are you know, very real struggles. And I don't
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: think you're the only person in the world who feels
• 38:34
  Speaker 10: like that. So maybe you could start an online chat
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: forum for people who are insanely lonely and need company
• 38:41
  Speaker 10: because their telephone girlfriends do not call enough.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, James, I was going to say, somebod, you're a.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Lovely man and you have a great you know, so
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: you're going to find love. You're going to find exactly
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: what you need. You need to stay optimistic, all right.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog writes and says, what's a good movie for
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a first day? Do Chicks, dig Shawshankrad.
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: Yes, I think any movie they love suggestions too. You'd
• 39:05
  Speaker 10: be shocked how many movies girls haven't seen, so make
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: sure you show them new things. I'm gonna watch ET
• 39:10
  Speaker 10: for the first time this weekend for your time.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: It's okay, Michael and Tulsa writes in says, what is
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: your recommended recommended meat to be served from a charcoal grill,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: chicken burger, shrimp, fish, or gator?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: It's got to be a sadah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: That's that's your movie?
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Or like brots?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You like the brats?
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like a big old broatwurst.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, far out Dave, quickly, Dave, far out,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Dave in Ohio? What's your question? Quickly, Dave.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: So, my ride of the Mallar Meat Greek couldn't take
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: me to Cincinnati, but she can take a co workers
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: the buttweizer factory to day.
• 39:41
  Speaker 9: What does that mean, queens?
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: What does that mean? She's got her priorities mixed up?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Tell her how to do exactly this bad job by her.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: That's not right. She deprived you