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Saving for Stencils | Son of a Boy Dad #234 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is
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  Speaker 4: September sixteenth.
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  Speaker 1: I am Adam Farron, joined by my co hosts Harry
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  Speaker 1: Settle and Francis Ellis.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's important that we say our names at the.
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  Speaker 1: Top of every podcast so true. New listeners are like,
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  Speaker 1: who the fuck are those hilarious insight bros.
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  Speaker 10: I've been following sass at the stand and it's so
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  Speaker 10: interesting to hear them introduce him as Harry Settle and
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  Speaker 10: then say keep it, keep it going for Harry Settle
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  Speaker 10: everyone when he comes off stage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, trying to live a little meat on the bone
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  Speaker 4: for you.
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  Speaker 10: You're picking up I come up there and eat the
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  Speaker 10: scraps like that. That movie. Did you ever see that movie?
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  Speaker 10: The Platform?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's called the Spanish Movie. I think it's
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  Speaker 4: in Spanish.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't watch it where it's like a prison and
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  Speaker 10: the platform is filled with food at the top and
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  Speaker 10: then it comes down and people.
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  Speaker 3: That's an interesting concept. It is an interesting it's super good.
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  Speaker 10: It was really uh, pretty unsettling. Yeah, because there's a
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  Speaker 10: lot of cannibalism in it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really m hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one where it seems like the concept is
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  Speaker 1: going to be a little bit better than the delivery.
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  Speaker 10: The concept was good, the delivery was good. It's just
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  Speaker 10: that Yeah. I don't know, man, it's pretty fucking dark.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 10: And it's a you know, I guess a treatise on
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  Speaker 10: greed and all that stuff where it's like if everyone
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  Speaker 10: just their fill whatever they needed, there'd be enough food
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  Speaker 10: for it to get all the way to the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: You guys think about agreed hate it really? Gordon Gecko
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  Speaker 1: would whip your ass. Yeah, Gordon Gecko is the one
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  Speaker 1: who is like, greed is good.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who that guy. I don't know who
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  Speaker 4: Gordon Gecko is.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Gordon from Wall Street, Gordon Gecko.
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  Speaker 10: Money Never Sleeps is the sequel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. That's not raying any
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  Speaker 4: bills really at all.
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  Speaker 10: You actually you'd like that movie.
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  Speaker 3: You might get it turned out. Yeah, you might get
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  Speaker 3: turned into like a capitalist pig if you.
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  Speaker 10: Watch that is the movie called is a Capitalist Pig.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what greed is good.
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  Speaker 10: He has like stacks and stacks of cash.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't make me a capitalist.
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  Speaker 3: That makes you a pig. You're a capitalist, but not
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  Speaker 3: a materialist. You're just hoarding money. Yeah, and don't even.
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  Speaker 4: Money I have. I have my own money.
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  Speaker 3: You hoard it.
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  Speaker 4: You hoarding.
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  Speaker 10: You want to give any to anybody I give?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll give money to the homeless all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know, I know you don't. Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 4: It's just handing out twenty you give it, Yes, I
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  Speaker 4: do twenty. Yeah, come on, dude, that money the dust.
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  Speaker 3: It's collecting dust. Kanye said, why people get money don't
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  Speaker 3: spend it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's you, bro. Yeah, it's called being smart.
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  Speaker 1: That's called being greedy. Not even getting material. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even enjoy the fruits of your labor. You never stuckle
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  Speaker 1: at the fruit.
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  Speaker 4: I had to do a little money chet. I col
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  Speaker 4: money count this week and it is dusty. I had
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  Speaker 4: to clean it off.
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  Speaker 1: You just have Scrooge McDuck stacks in the back of
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  Speaker 1: a safe and you're.
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  Speaker 4: Really not that much money when you consider it's the
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  Speaker 4: money that I've made from every single show I've ever
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  Speaker 4: done in New York City.
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  Speaker 10: I just don't know how you don't go through some
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  Speaker 10: of it. I mean, all the cash that I get
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  Speaker 10: from spot pay goes to paying my cleaning lady.
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  Speaker 4: Because I don't have slaves working in my apartment.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, those those paid employees, those at will paid employees,
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  Speaker 10: will make a great living and are only able to
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  Speaker 10: support their families and continue to live here in the
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  Speaker 10: United States of America because weeks of these weeks of
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  Speaker 10: capitalism Polish immigrant.
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  Speaker 4: Also, it sounded like you were going to say more
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  Speaker 4: than one person, and then you stopped yourself.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I wanted to give you a second to interrupt
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  Speaker 10: to say it was saw it coming, I telegram.
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  Speaker 4: You know there was a banger.
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  Speaker 3: I knew the.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I.
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  Speaker 10: Knew there was a riff Klingsbury coming.
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  Speaker 3: I knew that, But Kingsbury.
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  Speaker 4: K like, I'll keep some cash on me, Like I
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  Speaker 4: got probably like a Hondo Hondo up box on me
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 10: It must be nice.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds incredible.
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  Speaker 10: My wall's filled with like insurance cards.
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  Speaker 4: And because it's not even a wallet, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, what the hell is that thing?
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  Speaker 10: A leather wallet? What's so different about my wallet from yours?
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  Speaker 4: Yours doesn't even have anywhere to put cash. You can
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  Speaker 4: put it right in here, you real thin, and then
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  Speaker 4: iron it, vacuum my cash.
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  Speaker 10: Crisp, cris spit into the wall. I like to hand
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  Speaker 10: my cleaning lady a bill, So crisp. If you got
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  Speaker 10: that shoot unfolded like that, if you got.
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  Speaker 4: Muggs and they found your wallet, they would give it
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  Speaker 4: back and then they say, just did you get the
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  Speaker 4: fuck out of here?
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  Speaker 1: No, it could take fifteen minutes to go out of
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  Speaker 1: the pants geezers on me to aby lash out ripping
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  Speaker 1: it out of the pants pocket.
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  Speaker 10: You can have my wallet if you can remove your
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  Speaker 10: hand from my pocket without.
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  Speaker 1: Skimming the Chinese finger trap pocket. Yeah, you can't get
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  Speaker 1: out once you get in.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It's like one of those reverse snake traps or whatever
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  Speaker 1: the fuck. Last night I was at a San Jannaro festival. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: walking around you know what that lily?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, little lily. It's absolutely beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, that brings out the uh the immigrants in
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  Speaker 1: New York who have the job of holding snakes around
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  Speaker 1: their neck.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I've seen them. I've been seeing them. And there's
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  Speaker 10: a guy in Dumbo who's been doing this.
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  Speaker 4: Where like half of Francis's spot. Peg goes to paying
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  Speaker 4: the dudes that hold snakes.
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  Speaker 10: Mice are gonna come cheap. Fox mice come cheap.
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  Speaker 3: He immediately goes outside.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's only doing stand up comedy to support his snake.
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  Speaker 3: Habit can tell you what.
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  Speaker 10: There aren't a lot of fucking snake charmers living on
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  Speaker 10: Sass's block. No, they know that that is a dry neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, keep them out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah there, Yeah, they're stingy over there. But there was
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  Speaker 1: one dude with a snake on him, and then right
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  Speaker 1: behind him there was an Asian lady with her three
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  Speaker 1: year old daughter that was paying the guy to put
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  Speaker 1: the snake around her. And this like little Asian like
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  Speaker 1: three year old baby was just scream crying and the
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  Speaker 1: abyss as someone like shrouds her in a boa constraint there.
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  Speaker 4: It was so fucking funny, and also that's fucking traumatizing.
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  Speaker 1: You could see the generational trauma like seeping into her
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  Speaker 1: bones at.
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  Speaker 4: That exactly literally like torture.
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  Speaker 1: It's so torture, and the mom was just like, oh, like, like.
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  Speaker 4: What's scarier than a snake when you're that young?
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  Speaker 3: Bound?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bound by a snake.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, if you really want to honor their culture, put
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  Speaker 10: that constrictor around her archer her foot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fucked too. So did you not watch Sunday Night Ball?
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  Speaker 3: I watched the second half of the game.
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  Speaker 4: It was pretty slow regardless. Yeah, Caleb bust of the century. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what's the what's the prognosis? Not him? No, I think
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  Speaker 4: the Bears just suck. I don't think it's anything surprising.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he was throwing ducks out there though, getting sacked.
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  Speaker 4: You, He looked good in the first quarter.
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  Speaker 3: He was seeing ghosts for the rest of the game though.
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  Speaker 4: But then he did then he started getting hit hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there and off on that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how people see how how Caleb Williams
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  Speaker 4: is playing and how bo Nix is playing. But then
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  Speaker 4: Patriots fans are like, it's time for us to put
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  Speaker 4: Drake may in, and it's like, why so he can
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  Speaker 4: just get fucking it hard and make zero completions. Patriots
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  Speaker 4: are good, though, I mean yeah, but everyone's like mad
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  Speaker 4: because j Kobe Brissette doesn't throw more than ten yards
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  Speaker 4: at a time.
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  Speaker 3: Did the patrire twin yesterday? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: They lost in ot Oh. It was soul crushing to
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  Speaker 4: the Seahawks. Yeah, field goal field, Yeah, I mean it
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  Speaker 4: was just bad coaching. They punted on fourth and one
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  Speaker 4: in ot what yard line? They were the first ones
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  Speaker 4: to have the ball, so as soon as they punt,
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  Speaker 4: that means that all the Seahawks need is a field goal, right,
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  Speaker 4: I know. So they punted and then the Seahawks I
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  Speaker 4: mean they must have got to the field goal line
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  Speaker 4: in two plays.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was too easy.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what they expected to happen.
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  Speaker 4: What uh fuck man?
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  Speaker 10: I saw Pat mcafe posted that we were in this
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  Speaker 10: golden age of kickers and I couldn't agree more. Now
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  Speaker 10: if he gets me jazzed up more than watching the
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  Speaker 10: inevitability of a fifty seven.
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  Speaker 3: Yarder go in.
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  Speaker 10: Or there was the fucking the cow always kicker last week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: I think they called time out to ice him, but
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  Speaker 10: it was the end of the first thing that lined
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  Speaker 10: up for the rec They got a fucking five yard
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  Speaker 10: you know, delay of game penalty or whatever, but he
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  Speaker 10: made the meaningless kick and it was sixty It was
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  Speaker 10: the record, right, seven yards?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so insane. Or was it to tie the
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  Speaker 4: I think it was to tie the.
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  Speaker 10: No, that would have been the record.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a leg Brandon Aubrey stud and then the
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  Speaker 1: Texans kicker has five or six field goals over fifty
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  Speaker 1: yards already. Yeah, that's the announcer said.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, it's like a three hundred yard drive used
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  Speaker 3: to be an anomaly.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy, and I think you're mistaking it with the three
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  Speaker 4: foot pod.
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  Speaker 10: Brother, I might get more excited about punts and kickers
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  Speaker 10: than any other aspect of the game. I'm into that.
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  Speaker 4: Really, it doesn't look great, that's true. He might be
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  Speaker 4: getting old.
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  Speaker 10: No, he'll he'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 4: He'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: He's that dude is he's an opera singer, so he's
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  Speaker 1: like a great kicker and also a great.
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  Speaker 4: Operas like the Baltimore Opera.
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  Speaker 10: I was like that. You know, in high school, people
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  Speaker 10: were like, I can't figure out if this guy is
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  Speaker 10: gay or is he straight, because he's out there cracking
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  Speaker 10: skulls and dominating on the fucking lacrosse field like an
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  Speaker 10: absolute g like Troy Bolton, and then just like Oz
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  Speaker 10: from American Pie, he then goes into the a capella
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  Speaker 10: groups and fox dudes, what do we do?
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  Speaker 4: You know what, dudes?
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  Speaker 1: Because almost cracking people on the on the lacrosse pitch
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  Speaker 1: is supersedes the gayness of having sex with dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: I call it a net nutchet nuts or even.
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  Speaker 10: Little plus one center of the Kinsey scale.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't even black it out. It doesn't even completely
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  Speaker 1: cancel it out. I think it It just washes it
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  Speaker 1: away and you're just back to straight again. Evening.
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  Speaker 10: That's where you're supposed to start. That's where God puts
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  Speaker 10: you on the earth, and then you kind of find
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  Speaker 10: your way towards evil from there.
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  Speaker 4: You know about the Kinsey scale.
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  Speaker 1: No Kinsey scale is some guy basically said that all
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  Speaker 1: sexuality is a sliding scale and that everybody is not
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent gay and everybody's not one hundred percent straight.
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  Speaker 4: No, it could be. It must not have met me.
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  Speaker 10: Like one is so straight that you can't even look
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  Speaker 10: at a dick without vomiting. Yeah, yeah, And a seven
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  Speaker 10: is so gay that a vagina makes you vomit. Some
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  Speaker 10: people are twos threes fours.
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  Speaker 3: When did you learn about that?
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  Speaker 10: Do you learn about it in school college?
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  Speaker 3: I learned about it in high school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was thinking thing to learn in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, even the guy who said it, and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm way over here being like I'm very straight.
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  Speaker 3: But like even the fact that he was teaching it,
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  Speaker 3: he was proving it wrong.
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  Speaker 4: No, I thought that he was.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was kind of gay that he was
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  Speaker 3: even teaching it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is weird to teach that to heights. That's
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  Speaker 4: like the fucking like drag reading hour whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He was basically like, it's like, you guys think you're
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent straight, but you're not.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like your this whole class. You guys think
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  Speaker 3: you're straight, you're not.
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  Speaker 4: That's such a strange lesson in high school. I know
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  Speaker 4: you're actually you might think you're a hundred percent straight,
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  Speaker 4: believe it or not, you're actually gay. Well, just in
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  Speaker 4: high school.
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  Speaker 10: Or seven in the morning, completely by zero preference favoring
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  Speaker 10: men or women, right right down the middle. One is
• 15:27
  Speaker 10: totally straight, seven is totally gay. What would you give
• 15:31
  Speaker 10: yourself as a number?
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: One?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Straight as hell?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Well that's an incomplete score. If you know the pizza
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: scale one point what and.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: You can't go point zero because one point one that's
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: an amateur.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Well that's a little bit gay.
• 15:44
  Speaker 10: Then it was like gay also very homophobic?
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, I am very homophobic and I'm barely gay.
• 15:55
  Speaker 10: You put the bear and barely gay?
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, barely gay those pizza Those are barely gay and
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: extremely homophobic.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Rather just describe the Republican Party. But the Picha Fest
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: look incredible. I don't know if you guys saw pictures
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: of that Dave looking like it was dmx a fucking
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: woods stop.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Shintyn cool, it's pretty sure.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Did you go that was on Randalls Island?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know where it was.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I had to stop by Randall's yesterday.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: A little doubleheader for softball. Dude.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: We had a game yesterday at nine am, actually Randall's Island,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: and we lost fifteen to zero.
• 16:36
  Speaker 10: What about that mercy role you were telling us about.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I guess the mercy rule only exists. You have to
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: play five innings still what? So I was like annoyed
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: because I was like, let's just end this, Like, why
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: are we still playing this? We're getting fucking destroyed.
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: Why are you guys so much worse than everyone, because dude,
• 16:51
  Speaker 10: everyone that we're playing against is like Dominican, like thirty
• 16:54
  Speaker 10: five year old dudes, and they like all have like
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: the dude.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: See the first team we played against, they're all wearing
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: baseball pant It's like aletes.
• 17:02
  Speaker 10: A cup of coffee and the double a bl or something.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: The second team we played had go pros set up everywhere.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I have videos, I have footage, they posted it. They
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: posted the whole game on YouTube. We got to see
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: your highlights. Dude, I am so unathletic. No, like, dude,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: it's actually like they might want to run tests on
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: me to like figure out how to avoid ever repeating
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: me again.
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: We're going to move that to one point three skill
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: based on that comment.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Dude, Like you know what, you guys can't run? You
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: could probably relate Francs can't When was the time you went,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: like full sprint. It's very rare. I did it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I did it this weekend just I tried to sprint
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: with my dog because I did hear that like after
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the age of thirty, Like the percentage of people that
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: sprint is like it's like eight percent of people ever sprinting.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm sprinting skill.
• 17:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's your most basic, uh survival skill. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: gotta be able to sprint without pulling a ham if
• 17:59
  Speaker 10: you pull a hand me running out from a fire,
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: or what else do you sprint from? Obviously bad guys.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: And then Derek had to go to the er after
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: the first game. What you like? You like exploded attendant
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: and is growing.
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: It almost makes you wonder why school shootings are so
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: successful because those kids sprint all the time.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this shooter sprint too, do they? I'm saying they.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Also have guns. He's just saying way sprinting by a
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: large amount. That shooter, instead of the school, goes to.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: A person's home. There's never an old person home shooting
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: the food.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Court of a mall, but they do that all the time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: To borrow, that happens constantly. Orange Julius, those people are and.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: The Orange Julius people think that they're getting like a
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: fruit laden treat, but really they're just overloading in sugar.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: They're the easiest ones.
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: The base ingredient there is not Greek yogurt. It's sorebet yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: big time, which goes straight to your hamstring.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: They get head he does, Yeah, it's fucked. You have
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: to you have to sprint, dude. I like thought that
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I was sprinting well, and then I saw one of
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: my hits from first or one of my hits when
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I was running to first base, and it's like, I've
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: never seen someone with less control over their body. Yeah,
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: it's like I'm like, I'm just like, my head is
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: just moving with my body.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: Just picture you running the way Baron Trump runs.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, Baron Trump is so much more than the
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: videos of him playing soccer.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: He's great.
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: He's actually fucking excellent.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I believe that he's seven feet tall. It's insane. He's great.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Does he have ball skills?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right hand feet beat the heat, right handling. Really,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: it's like the.
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: Type of guy who could tear up a foot ladder.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think that he'll get drafted in the second
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: round of the MLS draft like Brownie James did. Maybe
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: it's like the last pick NEPO higher. It'd be sweet
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: or see if he was like the Caitlin Clark of
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the MLS. Baron Trump just turns it out.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Definitely get people. He would get ticket sales out.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I certainly would people would come see Baron fucking he's
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: at m YU.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Now really did we already talked about this that someone
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: said that he got denied from a bar. Hear that
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: that's gonna suck. He's never going to get into a
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: bar underage effor. Yeah, everyone knows he's not twenty one.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but most people in New York probably don't even
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: know who, like the press.
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: Who Baron Trump IS's not that, yeah, exactly, other than
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: the fact that he's quite tall. He's insanely tall.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: How tall is he?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: He's like seven seven eight or something?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, they probably know that he who he
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: is when he shows up with fucking fifteen Secret Service dudes.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: And like twenty six nine.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: He's a giant six ft nine. Calls Trump six five.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I think no, no, no, he's not. I think he's
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: six one Donald Trump six to one. Ye really?
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: Oh wait, that's Donald Trump junior.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: I thought Trump was a hulking man. He's a big guy.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Oh he's six three six three, So those six nine
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: is too much? Six nine is like, that's unfortunate. How
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: tall is maloney? Are eleven?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Trump? Who is?
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: Is Donald? His Baron's dad?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: He is right? Yeah, is Donald Trump? Baron Trump's dad?
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: Is Baron Trump donald Trump's only child? No, don j Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: that's right, that's what I thought.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: He's got three kids. No, no, and here's two girls.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh really, Baron is his son with and then he
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: has that other one.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Avanka is his daughter.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, for sure.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: You're way too deep into trum something.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: You know what's been bothering me?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Hit us?
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: There has been such a growth in graffiti around the city.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: Start looking around.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Lay in my neck of the woods.
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: Do you know in Dumbo when we ride the bike
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: over the Manhattan Bridge and make the curve coming around
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: to get onto the bridge, there's that gray wall right
• 22:14
  Speaker 10: next to the rat carcass that always replenishes.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's three rats right out right now, or maybe
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: last week there were three.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Wow, it was like Orion's belt of rat car.
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: They are not capable of making the crossing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: It's insane.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Rat It's like the underground railroad, it really is. They
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: look both ways, okay, go, they just are getting smoked.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: And what is.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: A rat circle? They just run in circles.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: No, they crawl.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: They try to cross from this grassy area to I
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: don't know, and they get They get hit in the
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: same place on this journey every single time. Yeah, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: then bikers hit them, and the carcass gets flatter and
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: flatter and flatter until it becomes part of the pave.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: I truly don't leave. It's getting picked up in the
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: treads of the tires. I think it's actually truly becoming
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: one with the base of the city.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Of New York.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Is he getting hit by cars?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: No? No, bicycle dude.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Hitting a rat on a bike must be awful. Well,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: especially if you're biking behind someone and their back tire
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: kicks up some of the guts and golor into.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Your face, gets some rat kicked up. That's not good.
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: But every single day we see these rats, and that
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: wall is gray and it gets tagged to hell, and
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: then someone from the city comes out paints over it all,
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: and within one day it is covered again tagged. I
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: saw a kid tagging the wall.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Did you stop them?
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: He looked like a young, slim, shady white boy on
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: bleached blonde hair, short hair, baggy shit. And I looked
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: at him as I was going by, and he kind
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: of looked up at me. It just finished. He looked
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: at me and kind of as if as if you
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: wanted my approval.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, they probably could tell you were an artist.
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: I have no discernment for what is good tagging what's not.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: You should have told him that sucks.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: You should have told I thought about turning around. Was
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: it Banksy? No? How do you know?
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: Because it was just like squiggly bullshit.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: That's what you think. And the next thing you know
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: that that'll be like in a museum somewhere.
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: Carves it out with a wrecking ball. It sells the
• 24:27
  Speaker 10: entire chunk.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You know that there's somebody in our office that is
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: avid graffitiist.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Really, take a guess who Robert Fox.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: No, that's not a bad guess. But he's on the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: he's on the content side.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Is it Greer?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: It's not career Quiggs. No, it's someone much more soft
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: spoken Tom Mullins, that's not surprised.
• 24:51
  Speaker 10: Explain explain it to me.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 24:52
  Speaker 10: I don't really understand the phenomenon. This is something I
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: don't get. What is the what is the thrill of tagging?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: What is the what's the sort of reward there?
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: It's like I think it's just badass.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: It's like base level civil disobedience.
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: I think, is it You're it's the thinnest form of anarchy.
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: You're basically kind of eroding at the I think so.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Doc Manry a while ago about the Obey the Obey dudes,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah in there because they started as a tag. Oh
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: really yeah, and it's pretty good, pretty interesting. Interesting.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: There was a guy in Philly named Ron that would
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: tag everything, and people would meet me and they'd be like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I fucking love your work, and I actually what he
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: do it for. I didn't have the heart to tell
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: them that it wasn't me that was doing all the tagging.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I went to Greece and he had tagged a bench.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Is a random bench in Greece that I saw. This
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: guy is an international and I think there's like a
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: mystique about it, and there's rules to it. You don't
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: tag too close to somebody else's tag, or boat up
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: or some shita.
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: Over someone's tag. I mean, but isn't that kind of
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: too close?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Not even over? You can't even be too close.
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: But if someone tags over a tag, aren't you saying
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: I'm better than this person, I'm replacing them.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: The tags that I don't understand are the ones when
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: you're like driving from like queens into Manhattan and they'll
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: just have like a billboard that just says like Hail Satan,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Lucifer will rise with like this, like all these like
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: fucking demonic symbols on it, And you're like, how is
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: nobody covered that up? And it's been there since I've
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: lived in New York.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Probably they it's just on a massive Satan lobby's probably
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: paying for it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like isn't that one that you think, like, uh,
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: this probably isn't great for tourism for people that are
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: moving to New York.
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: It's it's growing, I'm telling you. And and you look
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: back on grainy footage from say serial killer documentaries of
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: the New York City in the nineteen eighties, in the
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: seventies when crime was really really high and there's graffiti everywhere.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: On subway cars you should be like tagged to shit.
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: I think that graffiti is a precursor.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: The canary in the coal mine.
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: You lawlessness and high crime in the city. I think
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: we're headed in the wrong direction.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: I think it's always like a good signal of like
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: you're in a bad area.
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: I think we should get out now while we still can.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: The mean girls a little bit into the tagging, remember that, right.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: I remember walking around the city and I just see
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: their tags everywhere I saw.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I remember seeing the two of them tagging.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And then they got caught and fucking Alex Bennett had
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: her arms behind her back and.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: She spit in a CoP's face like tupac.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fucking insane, she said, said, let me
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: express myself. No, she wasn't pregnant.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, she was like, fuck you pigs a cab.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: And then when Tyreek got arrested, she tweeted and she
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: was like too many of us, Zach Bryan and Tyreek.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I remember her fucking piss And that's when people were
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: still getting arrested. And I think, to your point, if
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you're not going to go to jail for like, uh,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: for shoplifting or like you could get into a physical
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: altercation with the police officer, you're not gonna go to jail.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: They're definitely not gonna fucking.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Throw you into jail for There's a simple answer to
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: all of this. Giuliani forty five, soon to be forty seven.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: But he hates New York.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: He hates libs, you know, even.
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: Though he like lived here and built his entire Empire
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: hates this place, so I don't I don't see him.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: Increasing the police force or whatever the fuck we need
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: to do to.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I just said it, Eric Adams.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: But maybe with Baron going to school here, yeah, maybe
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: he'll clean the city up.
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: What he might do?
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, very sweet boy. I think actually that's actually
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: not a not a.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I think we should live near n y U dorms.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: That's I literally lived like across the street.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Well, something has, something has to almost happen to be try.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: To stay in the area.
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: Let's tag Baron's gigantic chess Yeah long chest, just hold
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: him down.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: And Torso graffiti to bring a ladder.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're graffitiing.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Our boys need more cans.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: Someone bring me more paint.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: It probably does feel sick when you're doing it. That
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: rattle of the can.
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: Well here's the thing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I think you rattle the can once. I think it's
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: like a drug, like you're always chasing that high.
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: When I was a kid, instead of doodling in my notebooks,
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: I would sign my name. I would have to work
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: on my signature drug. Yeah, but it was good cursive.
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: It wasn't fucking cool street art. It wasn't Basquiata.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I think that we're also seeing I saw video recently
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: of a woman who must have been sixty seven tagging something.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Did she I think that they're like the first wave
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: taggers are having children and then grandchildren, and they're passing
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: it down like a pot pie recipe. Yeah, like, oh,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: now you have to fucking tag here's your grandma used
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: to be an anarchist, Now you too will be an anarchist.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's in people's blood.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna start tagging.
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: I don't like it Red Dawn.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I think it kind of wolverines.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: I don't think there's a whole lot of natural beauty necessarily,
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: but I will say that the the tags and all
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: the modeled graffiti definitely makes things look worse.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you live in like Brooklyn, or you guys
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: do live, but they're not.
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: Oh this is something.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I just loved the graffiti in Brooklyn everywhere.
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: But you're talking about like murals, an actual talented street art.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: When I used to live in Brooklyn, there were there
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: were past still twenty Europeans that would go on graffiti tours,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: like German people with their hands behind their back, you're like, oh, dude,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: really nice line work. Like they're just people super excited.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was specifically street art or graffiti,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: but I think that there has to be some kind
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: of redlining for where we can do this graffiti.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: If there's a warehouse around, yep, they're the graffiti.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that takes away from the thrill. You're not
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: going to get off if you're graffitiing a warehouse. Where
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: allowed to graffiti? Dude, that's what that's what graffitiing, that's
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: what tagging is all about.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: It.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: During the pandemic, when there was like all of the
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: protests going on, I drove through past the courthouse in
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Lower Manhattan and they're the graffiti was fucking like four
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: stories high.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: There was I'd never seen.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I wish I had gone through with the camera and
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: taking pictures of all of it or video because there
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: was so fucking much graffiti when all the encampments were
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: down there, and then within a week it was gone.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: They cleaned it all up. I don't know if they
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: painted it over.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: It must be a bitch to clean up fucking graffiti. Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I think it's like power washers, Yeah, more than power washers.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: You have to use some kind of industrial isn't.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: That like a community service job? I don't think so.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Graffiti, if it's a community service, they probably just wouldn't
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: They probably just do a half assed job.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: And just paint over it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: It was stone buildings though it was not even painted buildings.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Hmmm. Maybe they just use a nice stone shaded paint.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: It's it's interesting because I I, it's never bothered me.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: But also I'm trying to see if I'm if I like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: if I actually care. I'm trying to reconcile.
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: I think that if you started to say, it's not
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: bothering me that much yet. But I still believe that
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: it has grown a lot and it's about to be
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: a huge problem.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: There's one in our neighborhood, a big one, and it's
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: just like this. It says neck face. Have you seen
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: neck face in.
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: Our neighbor I'm really reading these things.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: It's like a big picture of a it's like a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: portrait almost of a guy's face.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: And the neck into a face. Yeah, face on the neck.
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: I spent the night in that rat cubby and waited
• 32:47
  Speaker 10: for people to come out and tag and stop them.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: The dude, they would beat the shit out of you.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: It's probably like twenty teenagers. I can take a couple
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: of teens, not that many.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: If you became the dark Knight of graffiti, that'll be amazing.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: You should.
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: I'll take a spray can of it and then take
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: a lighter and light them on fire.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably like a full on bomb. That'll be amazing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: But it's also uh, if you see other crimes, you're like, no, no, no,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I only do graffiti. Yeah, a woman's getting mugged.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: That man.
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: Not now, bitch.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: That guy just wrote his last name on the wall
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: over there.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Stopping.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: You should do that.
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, anyway, that was something that that bothered me or
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: just was occurring to me.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I think that's fair. You want your city to be beautiful.
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: I also can't stand littering. Well, we've talked about that.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I saw dude painting that wall the other day. They
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: were washing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Painting it, and now that's completely it's graffiti again.
• 33:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, sad those guys see it as like a challenge.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's probably there's nothing more satisfying than
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: when the city paints over your graffiti.
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: We've been given a fresh canvas. Thanks for turning the
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: sage of Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Love Park in Philly is like a skate park underneath
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: or no, not love Park. Fdr Park is a skate
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: park underneath a bridge and it's completely tagged up with
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: graffiti and.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: That looks sick.
• 34:15
  Speaker 10: I don't mind that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: But it's also like, can you give a graffiti artist
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a safe zone?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I think we should. I think we well should.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Safe spaces for them to do their civil But I
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: don't fuck with the group.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: I don't fuck with the tags that are like some
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: gay ass like motivational, like the one that's like on
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: the boat that it's like like those ones that are
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: just like, oh hell no, love yourself. Yeah, that's that's
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: just meant for like people to like take photos in
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: front of it, like Los.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Angeles, like one doughnut won't hurt Yeah exactly.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like those ones like it in Union Square that
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: are just like hugging hugging circle, love yourself circle, stand
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: in the circle and love your second.
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: This is probably some sort of weird campaign.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: What about I walk.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Around those you will step into the I don't. I
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: won't set that circle. Yeah, one thing I've noticed, kill
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: yourself circle.
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: Tell me tell me if I'm wrong about this, is
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: that when you see actual art, murals and things like that,
• 35:11
  Speaker 10: it doesn't seem that graffiti people.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Go and tag those.
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: No, it seems like they respect other art and don't
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: deface art. Yeah, there must be some. So there's a code.
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: There is a code.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: There's definitely a code.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's got to be a code. We need to
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: We should get Tom Mullins on here.
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: Just get him on here.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: We can just find out exactly what the code is.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: Whether thing killed just put out it was so fucking funny.
• 35:35
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, the Frat, the Free Frat revisit.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I think you shot that like a year ago or something.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I thought I was worried it was never going to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: come out because the original video has like fucking ten.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Million views or something.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a banger, Such a fucking banger, such a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: fucking workhorse.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: What would your guys tag be? I think probably Ron sick?
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: What's sick?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: My name backwards?
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Well that's what mine would be too, sick.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I think I'm taking sick to what how do we
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: get here? Sick?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Or maybe R one because it's like an R because
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: it's like R O any and you could make the.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Left stem of the R the one or something so tough.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: That would be awesome. All right, I'm back in on graffiti. Well,
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: I think the thing is. I think you come up
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: with your tag and then eventually you build up the
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: uh the funds to get a stencil. No, that's what
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: it is. That's how a bang started. What's so funny
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: about that?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: You get a stencil forward a stencil.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Sencils are not expensive sencils.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: But it's like the equivalent of like doing comedy and
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: you gotta do open mics. You gotta grind it out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: You can't just go straight.
• 36:50
  Speaker 10: Metaphorically and literally. This is all about coloring outside the lines. Brother,
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: you get and get it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: You can get a stencil until you're ten years in
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: at least.
• 36:58
  Speaker 10: Well, that's how long it takes to build the money
• 37:00
  Speaker 10: for a sten What are stencils going for a lot?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Dude? You get an a legal stencil?
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: What What's where's the line of legality on stencils?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Imagine the sting operation of the stencil factory when they
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: find out they're giving out illegal what.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: You have to build up trust in the community to
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: get your first stencil. I think more than anything most
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: and they start to a small one. Guys are making
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: their own stencils though they're not making their own stencils.
• 37:27
  Speaker 10: Absolutely our banks. He makes his own stencils.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Guys talking about the go Dude.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: These guys are not using stencils.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: They're freehand.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Real if you.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Want to tag with like, it's a it's a quantity.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: It's a quantity game trying to get as as you can.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: It's not paid by numbers, bro, It's literally.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's a numbers game. Like Obey wouldn't be Obey
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: if they didn't have a thousand stencils and a thousand
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Obey troops running around the city tagging it up.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: They have troops.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's about getting to the movements most exclusive part,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: like getting too like the top of a building or
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: like the side of an on ramp or somewhere that's
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: exclusive and you're like, oh, how did he get there?
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: And then you get respect from the community.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's that hard. I think it's like
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: a secret society. Like I think like the dudes that
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: are in charge of like cleaning the fucking the Brooklyn Bridge,
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: like they have connections to the tagging community and they'll
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: be like, we'll help you get up top for like
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: thirty bucks.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that there's ones on the outside of
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the Manhattan Bridge exactly, Like when you're looking up there's
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: some people that you're so fucking high up there, and
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: it's like a ledge. That's It's like in a nineties
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: movie when someone escapes from a hotel room and they're
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: like shuffling along the ledge. It's that style of ledge
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: and they had to get far enough where they could
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: bomb on it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Fucking That's why you need the amschool.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: I think tagging stuff that's very hard to get to
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: and precarious.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Dying from doing graffiti is cool right now, graffeeding to
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: death now getting some were so treacherous that you die.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: It's like the Russian guys who climb buildings.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: There's nothing cool about dying while doing graffiti, that's true.
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: I think insturing your sweaty palms as you tag, yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 10: requires a level of composure that.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's way cooler to live while doing You don't
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: get into the.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Artists, yeah, but you don't even want the credit. You're
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in the shadows. We need you as
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: the dark Knight.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: They all want the credit. That's why they have Tags's
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: spend a night out there, do a video where you're out,
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: you sleep on that little area and you wear a
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: full bat Batman uniform costume, like head to toe, and
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: you go and like wear Roan's fucking sunglass camera, yeah,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: and and like go up to dudes and be like,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: what the fuck are you guys doing? And see how
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: they like, What if they flee? What if they're like,
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: oh my god, if you just.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Appear behind them.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: And they do.
• 39:55
  Speaker 10: I need to learn martial arts first, and that takes
• 39:58
  Speaker 10: a long time. It' quicker for me to get a stencil.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think it would. But I also don't think
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: you need because I don't think it's gonna ever come
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: to fists. I think you could just be like, if
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: they start throwing fists, just be like, dude, I'm fucking around.
• 40:10
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• 40:12
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• 40:15
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• 40:18
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• 40:21
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  Speaker 3: Into the coolest apartment that you've.
• 46:06
  Speaker 10: DoD Danielle Bernstein, we wore what on the street, and
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: she just like all of a sudden allowed you to
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: come up and see her party.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Got flamed in those comments, though when daniel Bernstein was on.
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: It, of course she gets flamed everywhere because she's fucking
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: killing it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I guess I just don't understand the those
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: videos when the person doesn't have a good interview and
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: then the person that filmed it still puts it out
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: knowing that people are gonna get mad at that person.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: It's like, do that person yeah in the video was
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: just going along with their day.
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: I tried, but no, it's he he asked me if
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: I wanted to.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Do it because he knew you.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: Oh so all those other No, he's probably every person
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: that's on that show. He comes up to first and
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: says this.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: When we were doing film with Tommy, I saw him
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: just go right up to people.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Without asking for the I think, dude, I think he
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: only did that to you because he a he was
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: outside of the barstool office, right, and he knows who
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: you are. Okay, But again, Adam Sandler, if you could
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: do it, Adam Sandler swatted the phone out of his hands,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: I think. And the people are like, well, Adam Sandler
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: is a fucking dick, and it's like really.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: So I think that you're also underestimating how much people
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: in the city want to be like famous and on
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: camera too. I think that a lot of people have
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: a different sensibility than you, where they're like someone's filming
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: them and they're like interview me.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Like there's still that yeah, I guess feeling of people.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: That they want the attention.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I just think it's wed. I think it's weird. I
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: think the whole thing is weird. I think all of
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: those things are weird. Dude.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: How funny is it that we talked about eating dogs
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the day before that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: The debate came out. Oh yeah, I know.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: And then Trump went on the debate and was like
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: they're eating the dogs.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was incredible.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I couldn't believe he said it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: And then he got at again or tried to get
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: shot again, or they attempted to shoot him again.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you gotta stop putting that out into the atmosphere
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: because at some point people are going to start blaming you.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: What what did I do for inspiring.
• 48:12
  Speaker 10: People to kill the former and potentially soon to be president.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I don't want any of the elect of the nominees
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: to get killed, I know, but you keep speaking where
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: he was like, it's crazy. No one's tried to kill
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Kamala yet. It's like, dude, what what a crazy thing
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: to tweet? He's like the most powerful person in the world.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: It's literally the equivalent of like Putin tweeting and being like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: why is no one trying to kill Kamala.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: He's like blue check if you try to kill Kamala, dude.
• 48:46
  Speaker 10: There was a big piece in The New York Times last
• 48:48
  Speaker 10: week about Elon Musk's security and how he's beefed it
• 48:53
  Speaker 10: up over the years. I gotta tell you, I think
• 48:58
  Speaker 10: becoming one of the face of the world is not
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: a fate that I would wish upon an enemy of mine.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Caleb and I and someone else we were in and
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Chef Donnie were in brunch in Miami after maybe it
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: was during a super Bowl or something shit like that,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: and we went to this really nice brunch place that
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: had a beautiful golden statue of a wooly mammoth to scale.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: It was lovely.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: And we're sitting there at brunch. They're not that many
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: people there, great buffet.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Like dangling meats, dangling pineapples. They would just cut them
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: up right in front of you. You would absolutely love it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't very busy.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: But Jeff Bezos was just in the corner with maybe
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: ten securitys around him.
• 49:40
  Speaker 10: He's got a big security detail. Zuckerberg pays a ton.
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: I mean, think of it like they can't if they
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: get captured. The fucking fate of Facebook, Amazon, Tesla, SpaceX,
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: Twitter are tied. The stock price, yeah is hide to
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: one person.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing where billions of dollars are on the line.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: How much did the stock price of Apple drop when
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Steve Jobs died or was that?
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: It definitely went down? But uh, Tim Cook proved himself
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: to be a pretty worthy successor.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: And I've seen that key and feel sketch the Tim
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Cook one, or it's like after Steve Jobs died and
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: it's uh, it's it's uh Keegan Michael Key and he's
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: like he's backstage and he's about to go up for
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: the for the you know when they do like the
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: big and I'm gonna make these fuckers forget who Steve
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Jobs ever was. And he goes out there and he's like,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: he's like so fired up, and then he starts pissing
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: all over the stage. It's so funny.
• 50:48
  Speaker 10: I haven't seen that.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I was walking with Mike Tyson one yesterday, which one
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: is I don't know if I've seen that one.
• 50:53
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna take you out. I'm gonna fuck you in
• 50:55
  Speaker 10: the ass. He's like, no, I'm gonna take you to
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: a nice steak, you know, and uh, I'm gonna talk
• 51:01
  Speaker 10: to you. I'm gonna wind you in a dine you
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: and I'm gonna take you home and I'm gonna fuck
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: you in the ass right in your ass.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's funny.
• 51:08
  Speaker 10: And then guys like, well, you mean metaphorically right, and
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: he goes even more into it because it's all playing
• 51:16
  Speaker 10: on how Mike Tyson used to just say Yeah, truly
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: the most threatening gay.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I think you in the ass is like very tame
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: compared to the ship that he was. Yeah, he said
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: all your children, faggy, Yeah, I.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Want to eat your children. In that post that got
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: misconstrued a little bit. I don't think so fired.
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: He said it because he wanted people to feel the
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: pain that he was going through, and the only way
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: for them to feel the amount of pain that he
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: was in was to eat their children.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Dude, it is that post. That post fight interview was
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: like one of the best things I've ever seen what
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: he says. He says, He's like, I'm the greatest of
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: all time, I'm Alexander, and then he goes, uh Allah,
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: it's so good. Good play it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Because Alexander was probably worshiping the Grecian gods, which you
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: know a little bit of a a zag if.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: It's a praise be to Allah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: There's almost no chance Alexander was worshiping I'm the best ever.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: I'm the most brutal of the Visian, most ruthless.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Champion has ever been.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: If no one can stop me, links to the conqueror, No,
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I'm Alexander, He's no Alexander.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: I'm the best.
• 52:28
  Speaker 10: Ever, there's never been anybody's I'm sunny.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm Jack Diffin.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: If no one like I'm from there for if no
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: one can can match me, my style has been pet
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: you with is impregnable, and I'm just for I want
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: your heart.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I want to eat his children.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: He did say. He did say.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: The context that I was thinking, praise be to Allah, and.
• 52:53
  Speaker 10: The guy behind him is like, yes, you are picking
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: up steam with this speech.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: He's clearly trying to do with Muhammad Ali.
• 53:00
  Speaker 10: But Muhammad Ali I think wrote a lot of his
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: stuff beforehand, or was just that eloquent.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's a pretty good speech. That's a pretty
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: good speech before he gets to the children place. But
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: my style impetuous, My defense is impregnable.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 10: Carvey used to have a bit about this about Mike
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: Tyson in that time he got his ged in prison.
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: When he went to prison for being convicted of rape,
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: rape and came out of prison with a far It
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: was as if the only things he studied were big words,
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: and he started just throwing spattering them into every sentence.
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: And so he spoke like that all the time right
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: after prison.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: To have impetuous and impregnable back to back and within pace.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: He never lost the room.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: So he was a little bit all over the place
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: with I mean.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: He he said, you got Dan, I'm not Alexander.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sending you this and like or like just I mean,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: you're saying you're a boxer and you're fucking you're also
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a conqueror.
• 54:09
  Speaker 10: And very close to getting over his skis.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: He never lost it. He's he's right the right on
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: the edge, but then he fucking lands it perfectly. It
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: was beautiful.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: One of like the first specials I ever watched was
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Tom Seguraz where he talks about see on the plane
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: so funny.
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's good. I have another buddy, I feeled you
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: this that was on a plane with a cane.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Right, it's like a week before the Jake Paul's dude.
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: We literally waited for him to hobble to his seat.
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: I don't think this fight is happening.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: Oh man, that's so funny. They have to have him
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: hopped up on some crazy ship.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Went fishing on a friday. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty good.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Kind Lie well trout nice rainbows.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Who's out there?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Just me? Didn't see a single person. Yeah, it was
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: pretty sick. I found a river where it's very shaded,
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: so the water temperatures aren't too hot to trout fish.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Brought my thermometer with me. Six cy degrees flat, perfect
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: ideal temperatures. I saw I caught too trout. And then
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: I saw the biggest trout I've ever seen in my
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: entire life. And I tried. I spent two I I
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: extended my car rental. I spent two hours trying to
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: catch this fish. And I never got it. I had it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I had it go up and go to eat the fly,
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: and then and then deny it at the last second
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: and go back down. It's probably how it's so big
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: because it's small. It's probably NOS.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Got a big brain, dude, it was.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: I turned a corner and there was a bol It
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: was a massive boulder. And I turned the corner around
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: the boulder and there was a slow, really slow, deep
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: pocket of water. And I saw it right there, and
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: it took a second for it to see me.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: It was like this big underwater, which mean it's even
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: bigger out of the water and I and then I
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: went and so it spooked when I saw it. And
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: then I went into the woods and went back around
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: and got on top of the boulder where it wouldn't
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: see me, and I cast at it. Dude, I a
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: must have changed flies fifty times, and I just never
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: I never could get it. That's why you do it, though,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: I know that's why you're out. If I got it, it
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: would have been the greatest moment of my life. How
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: would you have even taken the picture if you got it?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know how.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think I would have been able to land it. Really.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: It was so big, dude. And then when I was
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: walking away, it jumped out of the water to eat
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: a fly. It literally sounded like a human just cannon
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: ballved into the water it jumped out. Yeah, it was
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: the loudest.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. It was so sick of a floppy
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: diving board.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: But I caught a good one. I caught like a
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: fifteen inches or so picks. Yeah, I got a picture.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Hell, yes, I would love to see the picture of
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that big ass one. That's the fucking dream. You'll get
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it someday. It'll probably be fifteen years from now.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: I'm definitely gonna go back. I caught this, This little
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: guy nice. But that's not bad.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Well, it's good eating.
• 57:17
  Speaker 10: I made five hundred bucks playing poker this weekend?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Damn?
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 57:20
  Speaker 10: Where I was down two hundred and bought back in
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: and then made it all back tripled up?
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: On one hand, really, where were you?
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: The shipping containers, signs full of eights beating ace high flush?
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Where where was this?
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Upstate? Was like seven people playing at a private game.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: We're at a casino?
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: Is a fun Yeah? Yeah, it was a fun game
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: with friends. Nice not not anything like.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: You made the most money? Then? No, another guy made
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: twelve hundred.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Really damn, that's so that's all. That's more gratifying. I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: think when you there's a finite amount of money that's
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: being exchanged. Yeah, then as opposed to had a casino
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: when there's always someone winning more money than you and
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: there's infinite money to be made.
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I agree. It was nice to sort of come
• 58:07
  Speaker 10: back after really being down. And I was also pretty
• 58:10
  Speaker 10: tired and didn't really want to be there and so
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: kind of begrudgingly bought back in and wasn't planning to
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: really and then all of a sudden, how.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Are you playing?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: What was your Uh?
• 58:20
  Speaker 10: You're playing poker? I'm terrible poker, you know. I leaked
• 58:24
  Speaker 10: away the first two hundred, over the course of probably
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: an hour and a half, just kept losing hands not
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: you know, I'm not very patient. So after you know,
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: getting six, three and nine to four ten times in
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: a row folding, you start playing those hands and then
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: all of a sudden you get a pair of fours
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: and you're like, oh, I'm on the hunt. And then
• 58:48
  Speaker 10: someone flips over like pocket aces and you're like, what
• 58:51
  Speaker 10: am I?
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to play poker at all.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: You'll you'll get into it at some point in your
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: life and you'll love it.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: I got a book when I was really young on
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: like all.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: The and all the blackjack and every hands that you
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: can get.
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: I think there's not much less cool than playing a silly,
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: dumb game of poker like that where everyone's pretty drunk.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: And no one's really sounds really fun.
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: Trying that hard, and then there's one person who's sitting
• 59:15
  Speaker 10: there like fucking shuffling their chips and calculating pot odds
• 59:21
  Speaker 10: and literally reading the faces and betting habits of everyone
• 59:25
  Speaker 10: at the table. You're like, dude, this is the equivalent
• 59:28
  Speaker 10: of financial rape. You're waiting to prey upon all of us,
• 59:34
  Speaker 10: all of whom are like just having a good time
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: and trusting that there's no shark at this table. We're
• 59:41
  Speaker 10: playing on a fucking the type of table that some
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: Bills fan would go through, and you know, it's one
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: in the morning, Like, what are we doing, dude?
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: And also I feel like if you're into poker, like
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: if you play a lot of poker and then you
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: play in like a friendly game, it's probably hard to
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: turn that off.
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: Oh you can't, you can't. And uh, I mean, Owen's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 10: really good at poker. Any any thoughts on this? I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 10: think do you think that it's fair? It almost seems unfair,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 10: as if there should be like a handicap system where
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 10: people who have true poker tournament experience should be assigned
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 10: a certain number where they cannot play with amateurs in
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 10: that type of setting you're talking about d Yeah, for
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 10: real money. And now I get it's like, well, why
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 10: would you let that person play? Well, you don't always
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: fucking know. But that's always true at casinos too, right
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 10: that scene in Rounders.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why people. Yeah, people will give you a
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: little okie dough. They might give you they might play
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: dumb or whatever. Do you think that you think you
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: got one, the white man can't jump you a little bit.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 10: I have one more question on. So when I had
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 10: the nines full uh full house, I had two pair
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 10: off after the flop, and then the turn made my boat.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 10: Other people were still betting, and so I was. I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 10: think it's called like hollywooding right where I was being like, ah,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: should I call? I was like hemming and hawing. But
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 10: I did that in order to coax more people to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 10: stay in the hand. In the World Series of Poker,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 10: whenever I watch it, people get mad at people who
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: like do that, right, But isn't it an important technique
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 10: to maximize your value? So I've never understood that disconnect
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 10: of like why it's frowned upon to hem in hall
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 10: and put on like a I don't know if I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 10: should call when you know you have the nuts? More
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: slow roll, slow rolling? I see, I see, Okay, yeah, no,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 10: that's not what I was doing.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: I hate unwritten rules just in general. Those are my
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: favorite rules. Unwritten rules suck so fucking.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: Actually, my favorite rules are written rules.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: And then my like you like written rules.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: I like written rules because you're the eldest. That's a
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: that's a.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Younger than you, I'm saying of his of his flock
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: of children.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Old ass. I have an older sister. It's just the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: two of us. I'm the youngest. Oh really the youngest.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: You like rules?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I mean the youngest you got the rules? Yeah? I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: like rules. I also I.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 10: Also like people who follow rules. It's just order. I like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: I'm an efficient person. I unpacked my suitcase the moment
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: I get home.
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  Speaker 4: Do you really, Yeah, that's crazy. That's my suitcase sits
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  Speaker 4: on the fucking ground.
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  Speaker 3: Or if I.
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  Speaker 1: Unpacked my suitcase within like an hour of getting home,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: I deserve something nice. I'm about to go shopping or
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: something I'm gonna get.
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  Speaker 10: It makes me feel good to reset my uh my space. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: you're shit in the laundry, like get it going, fucking.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Like the the rules of baseball, and it's like, if
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: you break the unwritten rules, then they'll like throw a
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  Speaker 1: projectile ninety five miles an hour at you.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, well, it's an unwritten rule. I went
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: to the Red Sox Yankees game on Thursday. Was that
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: the one that ended with a ext ra innings walk
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  Speaker 4: off or something?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a pretty sick game.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went with Derek wad Aaron Judge hit the
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: walk off? Did he break his home run?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: That was?
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  Speaker 4: That was this? That was game two. I wasn't there
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: for that. That was the next day. Dude. How nuts
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: is hit that? In one week we're going to be
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: doing Surviving barstool.
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  Speaker 10: There's gonna be a lot of unwritten rules broken there.
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  Speaker 4: Ship's bonkers, shit is bonkers.
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  Speaker 3: You should come, You should just join the.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Game sneakily can't. Why I gotta go to a wedding.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, your Indian wedding, Your Indian cousin's wedding. Yep, Indian
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Summer Twelfthday wedding, huge.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Wedding, it's big.
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  Speaker 10: I think they have huge weddings.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's not it's not an Indian it's not actually
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: an Indian wedding. But notice I'm not Indian. That doesn't
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: make any sense.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and since when do you have to be Indian
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: for your cousin to be Indian?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Adoption?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, but I think if you're adopted some
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Indian traditional Indian weddings.
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  Speaker 1: Right, think about when someone focks an Indian, you don't
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: get to prescribe the type of wedding that they have
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: based on their adoptive practices.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: You are true, that is true, and I'm gonna step back.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: I'm going to fall back.
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  Speaker 1: I think white brothers should be able to have an
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Indian wedding if they want to, just like white brothers
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: who grow dreads.
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  Speaker 4: My dad had to go to My dad's been to
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of Indian weddings, and he has the big
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: he has the sorry, he has the Surrey, and he
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: went out one time. At one time he came downstairs
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: wearing it. I was shooting and hollering my dad.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: My dad were sorry to his like a birthday party
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: one time, his own birthday party.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: That's so funny. I don't even think he was being funny.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: And it was so funny.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think my dad was being funny either. Yeah,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: I think some.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's like a sect of white bros that
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: fetishize Indian culture, that are like super into it.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 10: I can't get over kilts. I don't like that look
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 10: on a guy.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Well, it's crazy that their balls are just flying around.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 10: Well it's that, and it's also the hairy legs in
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 10: a skirt. For whatever reason, that combination that you wear
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 10: so putting yeah, but there's always a little patch and.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Eat patch that's goat shah's a patch of fur.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 10: There's some fur between the hem of the skirt and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 10: the top of the sock.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bagpipes has an instrument also makes no fucking sense.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Every other instrument kind of like, yeah, like that, it's
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: it's it's what was it like the stomach of a
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: sheep or some shit like that.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 10: Oh, I think you're right about that.
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  Speaker 1: But like every other instrument is like you blow into
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  Speaker 1: it and the noise comes out, or you pluck the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: string and the noise happens. Like, bagpipes are so complicated.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: There's no other instrument that's anything like it.
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  Speaker 10: They require circular breathing too, don't they don't You have
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: to breathe in through the nose while exhaling through.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: The so we try.
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  Speaker 1: I can't fucking do bro No thats my nose is
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I need to? I have a point with the E
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: N T. When as soon as I get back from
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: surviving bars of the best things I ever breathed.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: You breathe through your mouth as you're bringing through your
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: it's not even breathing.
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  Speaker 10: Through your nose as you exhale through your mouth. You're
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 10: blowing through your mouth.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: How do you How do you exhale and breathe in
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: at the same time.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Some people can do. It's called circular does it. That's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: how he can tell you can spit so fast, you
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: just spit the fucking bars, bro.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: Some of them know love that ship.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Music, and he couldn't say that unless you circular breathe.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: I had that wrap battle. Oh yes, this weekend.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: It was actually fucking awesome. Looks good.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: It was really good. There's a good crowd. All the
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: performers were pretty funny and like any brawls, like old beefs,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: they're like a little bit kind of like trickled over
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: nothings too crazy.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen him since I was seven. Yeah, it
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: was that kind of thing, really, But it's the compliment
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: battle though.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, so that's why security guys take the time off.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you really sit this one out. Fifty When he
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: threw the bulletproof vest into the crowd, yeah, it's like
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I don't need it anymore.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: It's like twin Trump threw his bulletproof vest in the crowd.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: They can't touch me here, but uh I just told
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: him have a weed shelter. Yeah, have a new astronam
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: kick back, enjoy yourself.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: You know it's gonna be nothing but love here tonight,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: nothing but love.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: At the Barclay, At the Barclay.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Guys, I hate to do it.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: I got a bounce, fair enough, Fine, Sorry, I'm gonna shoot.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: My stomach is not feeling good at all.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: Dane of Beers. Oh yeah, here, No, we're gonna go
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: using this already shot here, We already did the part
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: that's for here.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: And here to shut it down now, No, we got.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: We got five more to do. Damn, Oh my god,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: that's who. Also, I'm not sure.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: We don't even I don't even have our guest book yet.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: We're waiting to hear from a few people, so fair enough.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Francis will be in Austin this week.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 10: This weekend, uh Creaking the Cave Friday and Saturday, and
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: Roan will be there on Friday with pop Punk. So
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: come to the shows and then we'll go right to
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: the pup Punk show after tickets at Punch Up Dot
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 10: Live Slash Francis Alas, come.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: To Francis shows and sas.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in Baltimore in October the Port the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Port me saw hib oh shang and mook.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Wow. Nice.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 10: There's an amazing street food place that you got to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 10: check out. I already told you to check out Tame
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 10: Street Oyster House. I actually think this other place is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 10: more to your liking. It's called like RecA been eka
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: ben echabon ecki Ben. It's amazing. It's one block from
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 10: We're two blocks from the port. Sweet ye enjoy.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: That, all right, everybody, Thank you you guys. Later this
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: week