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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mark Simone on WR.
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  Speaker 2: Well, a great talk show host, excellent comedian. Jimmy he's
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  Speaker 2: on here on wo R every night nine to midnight
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  Speaker 2: with him. Boy, you love his show. You'll laugh, You'll
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  Speaker 2: love it nine to midnight every night. And he does
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  Speaker 2: the best late night show in television every Saturday night
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  Speaker 2: on the Fox News Channel ten o'clock. Oh, we'll call
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  Speaker 2: him back, We'll call him back. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: happened there, but we'll.
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  Speaker 3: Get him back.
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  Speaker 2: In a second. But he really does the best late
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  Speaker 2: night show on television. It's Saturday nights at ten o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: It got preempted by the war last Saturday night. That
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  Speaker 2: was the only problem with the Iranian warre. I like
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  Speaker 2: getting rid of the Ayatola, but can't we do it
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday. It interfered with the Jimmy Faylor's show. So
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  Speaker 2: he's on every night at nine now, and don't forget
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  Speaker 2: starting Monday, Curtis Sliwa will be on every morning here
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  Speaker 2: with Larry Minty. Curtis Sliwa Larry Minty every morning six
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  Speaker 2: to ten, and it starts this Monday. So that's pretty good. Hey, Also,
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  Speaker 2: don't forget Saturday night Daylight saving time. Oh we got
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  Speaker 2: him back. Jimmy Fayla, How you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm rocket Man, little disconnect. I think they confused me
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  Speaker 1: with the new Ayatola.
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  Speaker 4: And took out my communications.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was saying, you do the best Saturday night
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  Speaker 2: show at ten o'clock Saturday nights, and the war was
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  Speaker 2: last Saturday night. I mean, I like getting d of
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  Speaker 2: the Ayatola. But they got a President Trump watches you
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday nights. You think he would have picked a
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  Speaker 2: different day for the war.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's why I don't think the Iotola saw
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  Speaker 1: it coming.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, I know, this is Trump's favorite show.
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  Speaker 1: He's not going to bump Fala, and that's what brought
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  Speaker 1: him out into plain sight. They duped him using my
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  Speaker 1: chief expertise. But I mean, come on, let's be honest.
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  Speaker 3: That was like five iyatolas ago.
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  Speaker 4: This is gold news.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that job is like a Carnival goldfish. You're bringing
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  Speaker 1: home in a bag for a kid. It's in the
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  Speaker 1: toilet by nighttime.
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  Speaker 3: Not good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, I love this narrative. You know the Democrats,
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  Speaker 2: they always create these fake narratives. The new one is
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  Speaker 2: President Trump needs to explain to the nation what he's
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  Speaker 2: doing well. He needs to explain. Does anybody need this
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  Speaker 2: explain to him? Why we went after the Iyatola? Who
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  Speaker 2: needs that explained?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know what happens is like they're always searching for
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  Speaker 1: a new angle. So the first angle was, well, this
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  Speaker 1: is an unauthorized war.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little and.
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  Speaker 1: Then immediately seven hundred clips of Nancy Pelosi and Obama
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  Speaker 1: going into Libya with no.
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  Speaker 3: Authorization kind of put that to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they were like, fine, will he.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't tell us what was going on. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: then turn on the TV. You can see what's going on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's called spring cleaning, and they're doing a heck.
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  Speaker 3: Of a job, aren't they.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but having an explained, I don't know anybody it said, jeez,
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  Speaker 2: why would we go after the Iatola? I don't get that.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody said that, But he said years.
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  Speaker 1: You know time time was you could vow to blow
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  Speaker 1: America off the map for forty years and nobody gave
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  Speaker 1: you a hard time about it. It's like, what are
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  Speaker 1: we even doing here? So but you know, this really
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  Speaker 1: is the difference. And I think this is where they
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  Speaker 1: were caught off guard. Is it's become standard operating procedure
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  Speaker 1: to just never do anything like they've been taking our money,
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  Speaker 1: vowing to blow us up, subsidizing every terror attack in
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  Speaker 1: the region.
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  Speaker 4: And they like thought they were just good, like they.
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  Speaker 1: Were just grandfathered in. And you know, there's there's new
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  Speaker 1: rules in the country club. We elected Rodney Dangerfield. This
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  Speaker 1: is caddyshack. He got into the country club and was like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we run the tournament this way now, you know, go
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  Speaker 1: help the judge find his checkbook.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what we're living through.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they knew he was going to go after them.
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  Speaker 2: Explain to me why they were It was so stupid.
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  Speaker 2: They decided to hold a meeting of all forty leaders
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  Speaker 2: in one building. It on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And it is truly mystifying to me that they have
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  Speaker 1: not heard, as you know, of zoom, Skype, maybe face time,
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  Speaker 1: and I get where they're a little leery of you
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  Speaker 1: know where they're a little leery of technology, given what
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  Speaker 1: happened with all those pages they bought from the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Shack in Beirut. But uh, you know, there's got to
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  Speaker 3: be a better way. Ever's organizing this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, yeah, they're looking for a new leader. They
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  Speaker 2: got the Aatola's son. But how long do you give him?
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  Speaker 2: Would you wouldn't want to be his life insurance company?
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  Speaker 3: Would you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the over under on that guy. I believe,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm not making this up. I think if you
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  Speaker 1: look it up in Vegas it's three point thirty today,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. I don't think it gets into the I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it gets far into the PM hours the
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  Speaker 1: way that gig has been working. But it's you know,
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  Speaker 1: one thing I'll tell you, man, is I've really enjoyed
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  Speaker 1: marveling at the attempts here in America to make it
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  Speaker 1: sound like a bad thing.
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  Speaker 3: While they're partying over there, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You see these women running out into the streets dancing
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  Speaker 1: and you know, showing their faces for the first time
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  Speaker 1: in forever, and obviously they're partying. And it shows you
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  Speaker 1: just how lazy the Democrats have gotten. Meaning, if you
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  Speaker 1: oppose everything Trump does, like literally everything he does, at
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  Speaker 1: some point people realize.
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  Speaker 4: You're the problem.
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  Speaker 3: If Trump showed up to.
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  Speaker 1: Your house and said, I'm taking the dog to the
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  Speaker 1: park and I'm giving him a pound of bacon, the
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  Speaker 1: dog's leaping out of his skin.
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  Speaker 3: And the Democrats are like no.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, hitler out a dog.
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  Speaker 1: We can't go to the park, and the dogs like
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you doing this to men?
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  Speaker 1: And that's the Uranian women.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: We're have a good time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also the idea. They're out protesting the Democrats. They're protesting
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  Speaker 2: in the street. They're protesting about us murdering a This
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  Speaker 2: was a guy who murdered protesters all this life. Oh
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  Speaker 2: he did was killed protesters, and they're protesting his removal.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, they're mad that we killed the guy who
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  Speaker 1: would kill them if he could think about that, really
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  Speaker 1: think about like the woke left. They just nominated a
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  Speaker 1: guy to Senate in Texas who thinks men can get pregnant. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's the real thing. That's who these people are. That
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  Speaker 1: ideology in Iran is illegal and punishable by death.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we've talked about this.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a gay wedding in Iran, they play
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  Speaker 1: here comes the cops.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there's no broad it's just here comes the cops.
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  Speaker 1: You're not registered at bed bath and beyond. You're registered
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  Speaker 1: at a local firing squad. If somebody wants to chip
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  Speaker 1: it and the blindfold. That's the hottest gift on the
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  Speaker 1: registry and the idea that people are showing up here
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  Speaker 1: where we pretend we're oppressed. I mean, don't forget Democrat women.
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  Speaker 1: Every time the Supreme Court has ruled against them in
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  Speaker 1: the last ten years, they've showed up in costumes from
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  Speaker 1: The Handmaid's Tale.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen all of this protests. Yeah, well Trump is
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  Speaker 3: freeing the.
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  Speaker 4: Actual handmaids and they're like, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't be doing that. I'm like, what's even happening.
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  Speaker 1: You guys aren't even trying anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The only people should be protesting this is the Burkham
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  Speaker 2: manufacturers because they're not gonna be selling any anymore in Iran.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're running all those dating apps with
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  Speaker 1: the goats, because you know, women are going to be
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  Speaker 1: back in style of gain over there, which is you know,
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  Speaker 1: I get some good news for the goats. They can
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  Speaker 1: just go back to grazing and doing goat stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have to go to the prom anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, So, hey, are you doing that? Sean Handity our
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  Speaker 2: buddy Sean. He's doing this new hangout podcast. Are you
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  Speaker 2: gonna be one of the guests on that? Is that
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  Speaker 2: what it saw?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at some point I filmed the video for the
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  Speaker 1: launch of the whole project telling people what it's like
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  Speaker 1: to hang out with Shawnnie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's a lot of fun. But this is
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  Speaker 3: the difference.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody listens to him on the radio thinks he likes
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  Speaker 1: to talk about jiu jitsu because he does, But when.
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  Speaker 4: You hang out with him, he doesn't talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: He just does it to you.
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  Speaker 1: Like for real, You're hanging out with this guy having
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  Speaker 1: a beer and the next thing you know, you're in
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  Speaker 1: a headlock for no reason. You're like, what did I say?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, not gonna show you this new move. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you're just abusing me. This isn't a friendship. So it's
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  Speaker 1: a good hang I'll go down there, okay, once I
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  Speaker 1: get into better fight and shapecause you've got to fight
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  Speaker 1: the guy at Hello.
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  Speaker 4: But it's gonna be a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need a lot of jiu jitsu down there.
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  Speaker 2: Though it's Florida. It's a it's a it's a nice, safe,
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  Speaker 2: calm place. Everybody's one hundred there. Who needs jiu jitsu.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna Yeah, no, they're not they're not balthering down
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  Speaker 3: at Florida. Florida is a good hang.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you might have an eldest.
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  Speaker 4: Sighting or something weird, but it's good.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good hang. You could do worse.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody should listen to Jimmy Fayla. He's on w o
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  Speaker 2: R every weeknight nine to midnight. What do you got
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  Speaker 2: tonight at nine o'clock?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Man, tonight is just absolutely positively bonkers. We'll get in
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  Speaker 1: a cabinet guests from the White House. They didn't tell
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  Speaker 1: us who, so I don't I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know who it is.
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  Speaker 1: Could be Hacksapp, could be home, and I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: So everybody who tunes in will be just as surprised
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  Speaker 1: as I am. They just called in and they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're sending you somebody for the cabinet.
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  Speaker 4: Was like, oh, that's gonna be great.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll be there at nine with god knows who.
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  Speaker 2: So buckle up, everybody, all right tonight on w R.
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  Speaker 2: We also make sure you watch his Saturday night show.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best late night show on TV. Saturday night
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  Speaker 2: ten hopefully this Saturday Night write no war stuff, nothing.
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  Speaker 1: B Yeah, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna call them
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  Speaker 1: myself and tell them to call off the bombing till Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: I'll do the best. I'll get it done.
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  Speaker 3: I owe you that.
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  Speaker 1: And if anybody wants to come to a taping, we
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  Speaker 1: tape right here, Fox's headquarters. The tickets are at Fox
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  Speaker 1: across America dot com. You come see me and all
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  Speaker 1: the Fox folks.
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  Speaker 3: It's good.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually a really good hang. We gotta work this out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Actually you can be in his audience, studio audience at
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  Speaker 2: a Fox TV show, Jimmy Faylor's show. Then you tape
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  Speaker 2: Friday nights right, so it's a it's a good Friday
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  Speaker 2: night day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we do good cheap Friday night date.
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  Speaker 1: Then you can take her out the Times Square for
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  Speaker 3: Nothing but the best.
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  Speaker 2: nine Jimmy Faylus, Thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 3: You're the best. Mark.
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  Speaker 4: I'll see a sup alright
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  Speaker 2: Take care, yeah, make sure you're listening with Great Show
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