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Walk em like a dog fr · An ASMR Practice

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, bro. Call me gay. I
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: don't care. He just wants to hug. Why don't you
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: want to hug your brother, dude? I'll just hug you
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: without your consent. I don't care. Men literally need hugs.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do? Dude, call them. What
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: are you going to do after that when they show
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: up and I'm still hugging them? What are you going
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: to do? Nothing, bitch. That's all I thought. Look, he
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: got basic training shoes on. He got what? Basic training
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: shoes on. Oh, yeah? That's basic training. Wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 1: What's the brand? What's the brand? Brooks. Brooks. Let's go, Brooks. Yeah, bro.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: You can't even talk to a Brooks. Be quiet. No,
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: my homie's in fucking Korea right now. Brooks. Aw, bro.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: That's so homosexual. Dude, that's almost like butt sex gay, dude.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: What do you mean he ain't never talked to a girl?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: That's so close to butt sex gay. It's not even funny. Dude,
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: I went to fucking basic training with you. Dude, I'm whatever.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Just bear with me. I have no issues with gay
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: people at all. That's good. Like, at all, bro. Gay
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: people are, you know, they're doing their own thing. Dude,
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: they're cool as fucking people, bro. They're pretty cool. Yeah, no,
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: he knows Micah, dude. I don't give a fuck about
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  Speaker 1: gay people. Like, I don't give a fuck one way
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: or another. He's gay, dude, and I love him. He
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: won't even hug you.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: Why are you saying he's gay?
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: Well, no, he's super gay. He's just not incest.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, right, right.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: You gotta pick one. I forgot. Yeah, you gotta pick.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: We can only do one at a time.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's super gay. Dude, he's not. No, I
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: hate to say that.
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  Speaker 3: He's not gay.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: His boyfriend is, though.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you know.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Xavier. Don't act like you don't know Xavier. Don't bring
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: Xavier into this. Are we in a wall? Can I hit.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: The freaking pen?
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  Speaker 1: Is that possible? Okay, it's not a pen. The bait, bitch.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Hand it to her. Thank you. I appreciate you. I
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: bet if it was Xavier, though, you would have handed
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: it quick.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, butt sex gay. Honestly, respect. He's butt sex gay.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: Whoa. That's, like, the most extreme kind of gay, I think.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. So, I've been saying.
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: Dude, your laugh cracked me up.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: So, I'll be saying shit's homosexual instead of.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Like, gay, and, like, I'll just feel bad. And my
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: buddy's like, nah, bro. I feel like we've been walking forever.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: He's like, nah, bro.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: We're on the fucking Mayflower.
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: That's not gay, bro. He said that's not homosexual. That's
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: butt sex gay. So that's just my thing now. That's
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: butt sex gay, dude. Dude, we're fucking idiots, dude. Honest
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: to God.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: This shit is so smooth.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: I like it. I never had one this smooth.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: They always make me cough when I hit them, but
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: I normally, like, my friends have, like, the disposables.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This one's way smoother.
• 2:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I like about it.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: It's a little smoother. Yeah.
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: I got gifted some cigarettes.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: I was, like, smoking a cigarette. Do you have cigarettes?
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: I have one cigarette in my car.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: If we stop, or if we see a fucking store,
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: I might have to buy some.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: No, boy, you got this.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: This is way better than a cigarette.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: That shit was making me, like, mad. I really want
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: a cigarette.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: I'll give you my last cigarette if you want.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'd give it to you. No, you're cute, dude. It
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: was gifted to me. Thank you. Yeah, no, you're cute.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm trying.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you are. And that's what I
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: think makes you cool. I think that's what makes you cute. Like,
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: I think you're just being you. That makes you even
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: more cute. I'm so glad I found y'all.
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're a mommy.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: I'm a what? You said, huh? You said she reminds
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: you of someone?
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 3: Callie.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Callie? Oh, that's his crush. Oh, okay. That's his all-time crush. Damn, dude,
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: that's a compliment. Hit her up. That's what it means.
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: Whenever something reminds you of someone, you got to hit
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: them up.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: This is the lesson I learned. You should hit her
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: up right now.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: I can call her.
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: Dude, we'll end this trip for Callie, dog. I'll literally
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: bring you back tomorrow, Paul.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: Right now.
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: We're going to Callie, y'all.
• 4:20
  Speaker 4: Dude, who gives a fuck?
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: It's an ordinary Tuesday.
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: If you don't hit her up tomorrow, I'm bringing a
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: gun to your fucking hotel.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: Tell her to come out to New Orleans tomorrow.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: I'll text her a happy birthday. Yeah, I know you did, bitch.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: I saw her on Facebook talk about happy birth. I said,
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: my boy. I said, my boy done. Girl, happy birthday. Yeah,
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: that's good. I'm glad you're just not trying to go
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: after Haley, dog. Oh, no. Not Haley. Fuck that hoe, bro.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: I hate that bitch.
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: I only talk about two girls in the whole world
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: like that, and that's Destiny and her, bro.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: And I hate both of them, girl. Are these, like, exes?
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: That's his ex and my fucking ex, dude.
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  Speaker 4: What?
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: You both dated her? No, no, no, no. It's two
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: different girls. Oh, okay, okay. We both got Haley's. Okay. No, no, no.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: Mine's called Destiny. Oh, shit. You go that way?
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean, I refer to my brother and
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: his wife collectively as Haley, because if you combine their names,
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  Speaker 2: it's Haley. So as a unit, they're Haley.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: So, no, my ex is Destiny and his ex is Haley.
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: And Haley's an asshole and Destiny's an asshole. Okay.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, man, fuck both of them. Hey, dude, fuck Haley.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: If you message Haley, dude, I'm not bringing her. Message Callie. Yeah,
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: message Callie, bro. She's cuter anyway.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: Wait, did you date her or not?
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: Nah, he just did some shit. Nah, you did. You
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: just did some shit.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Got a little.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: Got a little... I've been knowing her since I was like.
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: Dude, we've been knowing her and her family for like ever.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. We went to church together. Yeah, no, Callie's cool, bro,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: but don't fuck with Hailey, brother. I'm going to fight you. Dude,
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: I haven't talked to Hailey. Good, because she's a stupid cunt, dude. Like,
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: I hate to say it like that. Dude, I hate
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: that girl. I told.
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, you ought to fucking, you shouldn't take it back.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: You should have said, dude, this dick's for somebody else. Dude,
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: I'm getting hit. It's for Callie. You should have said,
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: you should have straight up said, like, I'm getting hit
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: right now. Dude, fuck that, dude. I just got hit
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: in the face right when you said that. What's that thing?
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: That's a vine. That's a vine. Hit their ass.
• 6:38
  Speaker 4: Nah, baby.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, fuck that.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I fucking hate that girl, bro.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: So much, dude. You should have hung with me on
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  Speaker 1: Cali right.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Hit her up in the morning.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: That's more respectable, I think.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's a little late. It's not gonna happen.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: Whenever you wake up, just say good morning.
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  Speaker 3: That's all.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Give her a little sunshine.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Dick pic, you know. No dick pic. I'm just kidding.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: No dick pic. I'm just kidding. Look at that dude.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: My little girls would love that.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm rooting for Callie, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking eat her pussy, dude. Oh, I mean, yeah. 100%, dude.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: Make her happy, brother. Whatever she wants. Yeah, dude. Eat
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: that shit like she ain't never been ate. Like, 100%.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: Eat it like he was eating the oysters.
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  Speaker 2: Like.
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Like, be fucking wild. No bread.
• 7:38
  Speaker 4: Necessary.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, my wife is asking me if we're working out
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: right now. That's how long we've walked, baby. Fucking figure
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  Speaker 1: it the fuck out, bro. Stop thinking about Callie. Get
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: us to the fucking ball, bro. We're running. Let's run, guys.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be home. Oh, we was racing for real? I
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: was following you later. I'm following you. Dude, you're fucking hilarious, dude.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro. Dude, she's like us. That's fucking insane, dude.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: She fucking feels like us.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, we act so stupid and she's just with us.
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: We've been talking about Robin Banks and she's just sitting there.
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: That fucking cute ass laugh is cracking me up, dude.
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: I got it from my aunt. That's fucking hilarious. I
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: got it from my hand. I'm fucking dying right now, dude.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's fucking awesome. Y'all are fun. And
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: y'all haven't done anything bad yet. Well, we know and
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: plan on it. What's up, y'all? Yeah, bro, what's up? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: get it, yeah!
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, fucking New Orleans, dog. That's so fucking great, bro.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: Like, if you go do this down on a fucking
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: regular-ass highway, bro, like, you ain't getting that shit.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's fucking cool, bro.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Dude, you might get it on 190, dog. I got
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: some meth heads down on 190 to throw some ass.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Throw a little fucking meth dog and they're going.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: To do it.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, 190 goes through much of Louisiana, dude. We
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: might be on that shit. We might be on that
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: motherfucker right now, bro. David, are we almost there, bro?
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm getting tired of walking, bro.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: God damn. It's a really, really long walk. David, you suck, bro. Hey, dude,
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: you suck, bro.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Nah, bro, you.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Nah, man. You fucking fag, bro. Dude, you're so gay, dude.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Don't ask me for that shit. Yeah, dude, you're weird, bro.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: You bought your own dick, dude. Like, but dude, you
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: have one. God gave you one, bro. Just use that.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: You fucking weirdo, bro.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: It's right here, bro. Yeah, suck on that robot.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no AIDS, dude.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: If you think that shirt is going to fucking stop
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: you from getting AIDS, dude.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: You're wrong, bro. It is what it is.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, why isn't the shirt stopping? Puff in that fucking AIDS, dude.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: The shirt's stopping. Yeah, dude. Dude, don't put that near
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: your armpit. You nasty motherfucker.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: Dude, all we do is talk shit. Even when he's gone,
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, dude, you're fucking gay, bro.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Even when he's gone. Dude, I don't even, like, bro, like,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: he's so not. Hey, dude. Hey. Hey, your family's right there.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Look.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: David. Dude, look, David. What, the fire? Your family's right there. Oh,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: the trash. The trash.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: Oh god damn.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe you stuck around this long that's insane.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Dude honestly i'm scared of how far i am from
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: my car right now well.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: We'll make sure you do you have a pen a
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: what do you have a pen to your car.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: It's off of St.
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  Speaker 3: Charles.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you got me to St.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Charles, I could get myself out there.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll make sure you get back to your car.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: It was probably, like, I would guess, like, six or
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: seven blocks away.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Goddamn, okay. Well, we'll make sure you get back to
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: your car.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't sure where I wanted to go. It's funny,
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: because when I turned onto St. Charles, I was like,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: this place is nice, and then I couldn't find parking.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, bitch, let's get to where we're going first.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Let's freaking get to where we're going.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to the Mayflower, brother. The Mayflower. I think
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: it's Mayfair, but whatever. Mayflower, dog. Where the slaves came, dog.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: God damn. Dude, magnolia trees are the prettiest trees in Louisiana.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I don't care what no one says. You said magnolia?
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: It's a magnolia tree. It just don't have no blossoms
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah. Dude, have you ever seen them? Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: The white ones? Yeah, dude.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my college had them.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: It's my fucking absolute favorite. Whatever, call me gay, I
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: don't care. It's my favorite fucking flower.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good flowers.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Give me my fucking bait, bitch. Dude, I'll bite you, right?
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. I'll do that. Do you want to get my
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: fucking back?
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to touch your titty.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Suck on that while I touch your titty. Oh.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: You weirdo.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: We're getting incestuous.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: This girl is hilarious, dude.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, bro. Dude, we 100% picked the right
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: person to hang out with. She said, it's getting incestuous
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: We're here, babe.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: The big vlog.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: The big vlog. Is this closed? No, hit the bell.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Just ring the bell.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Then they're going to open it right now, so pull. Oh,
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: they're not. No, you got it. There you go.
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Welcome. Order some drinks, dude. I'll be right back. What
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: do you want? Huh? What do you want? What are
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: y'all doing? More Long Islands? There's no way.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I'll do it. I'll do whatever y'all do. Just.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: No gin. No gin. Is gin coming along? Yes. Maybe
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: like a.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: It's full right now.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I'll do two Long Islands.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Whatever you want.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I guess I would do, like, a vodka spray.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Or, like, a vodka ginger.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Ginger? Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Okay.