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Hammered in Nantucket · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Oh Sophie Radio.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we're back with the Obi Radio podcast Ride
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  Speaker 2: from Nantucket for the Nantucket Comedy best of them all.
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  Speaker 3: The bartender's looking at me thinking, that's my radio voice.
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  Speaker 4: No it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's his father's poor you're radio voice, not my radio voice.
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  Speaker 4: If that's it, yeah, that's it voice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Soon, So we're gonna go.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're gonna call this episode just simply drunk
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  Speaker 2: in Nantucket.
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  Speaker 4: None of this makes sense? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing makes sense in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Carl's been here three days and he's like, welcome to
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  Speaker 1: my town.
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  Speaker 4: He's an honorary mayor. Have I got some done? They
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  Speaker 4: gave him the keys in the city. He didn't blow
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  Speaker 4: off of them. The bartender love that one.
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  Speaker 2: Love that even though he can't do shots with us
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  Speaker 2: because they just put cameras in straight.
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  Speaker 4: Up as shrod starraight up.
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  Speaker 5: My new fifty year old cut off is in effect.
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  Speaker 4: And a Nantucket all shot of shots. This is what
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about. Want to the turned out to me?
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  Speaker 4: All the friends? What happens?
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  Speaker 5: That's what happens when I have glory on my credit card,
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  Speaker 5: just tipping skipping like Prince Palafel had the ball run reference.
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  Speaker 4: She gave them bar to the one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 4: dollars and three goats. I gave the bartender a new life.
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  Speaker 4: He's a good kid. To give him shot. You got
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  Speaker 4: what shot?
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  Speaker 1: I got respect for Sharad because he needed rolling papers.
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  Speaker 1: I could say that on the podcast, right and yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty much legal in New York.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So the bartender, you're like, hey man, I
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  Speaker 2: need rolling papers. As you thought, they blew out the
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  Speaker 2: door and he goes.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I could go to my where do you live?
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  Speaker 4: He went to his.
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  Speaker 1: Apartment, just gets rolling. Uh, he's not a friend.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, you gotta be couardiate, but you gotta be charming.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta be friendly to people. Ope, it wants me
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  Speaker 4: nothing the friend. This young fellow bro baby stack, look
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  Speaker 4: at him.
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  Speaker 1: He needs guys, baby steps. This is the first time
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  Speaker 1: I left my house in.
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  Speaker 4: Two weeks, baby staff. That's right. It was like where
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  Speaker 4: all these humans come from?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel really uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that they put it in cameras and
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  Speaker 4: it'll trust the staff. The staff seems really trustworthy. Do
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  Speaker 4: you hear me? It seemed like really trustworthy people. I
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  Speaker 4: mean listening.
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  Speaker 1: No, they can't look at you because the camera's sure.
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  Speaker 4: She's smelling her hair and wants to go home. All
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  Speaker 4: she doing is like smelling hand, wants to take a nap.
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  Speaker 2: No, bartender's not happy that they install cameras because he
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  Speaker 2: he was gonna do a shower with us.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna do a side.
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  Speaker 1: Carl's been here three days, and we're at this joint.
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  Speaker 1: Where is this joint?
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  Speaker 5: By the way, Carl, this is called something it's on
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  Speaker 5: watching the street.
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  Speaker 4: It's called the lobster trap. I come here every day
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  Speaker 4: after I bid on auction stuff across the street. I'm
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  Speaker 4: trying to buy an old two hundred year old a
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  Speaker 4: butcher block. Yeah, that's hundred grand. Though he's been here
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  Speaker 4: three days. He got three divorces and four housekeepers pregnant.
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  Speaker 4: Let me take something.
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  Speaker 1: I've never kissed more girls.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's a spot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a smoocher.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like the third Indigo girl. Oh god,
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  Speaker 4: is there a third Indigo girl? It should be If
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  Speaker 4: it's not.
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  Speaker 5: Girls spent me out here like I'm an ll being
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  Speaker 5: super outback.
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  Speaker 2: We'll're at this joint and goes, he's been too Dantucket
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  Speaker 2: for three days in his whole life.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, hey, man, this is my joint. I
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  Speaker 1: eat here all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just said, sad excited today he does eat alive.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know where he puts it.
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  Speaker 1: He's ships alive, he must ship alive. Well, can I
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  Speaker 1: be the guy? Because you know a lot of people breaking.
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  Speaker 4: Are you doing it a little bit? Let's shot before
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  Speaker 4: we talk?
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  Speaker 1: Is it bad? Because I find it fascinating because.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people give.
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  Speaker 6: You ship because you gave her Joris here, yell, James,
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  Speaker 6: what are you gonna I promise like that?
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  Speaker 4: Like that call these Bill Cosbys. That's he's He.
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  Speaker 1: Called it a Cosby cosmos.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty good. I heard that.
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  Speaker 2: So, because you know, you get a lot of shit
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  Speaker 2: because you post a lot of putting pictures on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: some boards chef.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously I've spent I spend about spread out two hundred
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  Speaker 5: and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 4: A day on food.
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna I'm gonna bust a bit.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think, yeah, if I must it because it
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  Speaker 5: is a bit it No, it's not a bit.
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  Speaker 2: So I mean, at first, when I started following Carl
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram sbort chefing and getting to know. I'm like, Carl,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck you eat six eight times a day?
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  Speaker 1: Turns out that Carl likes to taste food. You don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't gorge on food.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I'm not, no, I don't. I literally, I literally.
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  Speaker 5: I think the finest luxury in life is to eat
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  Speaker 5: until you're satisfied.
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  Speaker 4: And I think true wealth.
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  Speaker 5: And true promenades and true if you really want to
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  Speaker 5: be a dick and that and everything I do is
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  Speaker 5: a dick.
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  Speaker 4: I wear flip flops wherever I want to go. I
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  Speaker 4: think it right is just eat until you're satisfied. We're not.
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  Speaker 4: We're not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the fucking depression.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to eat all your porridge anymore. Just
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  Speaker 4: eat until you say, you know what, I don't want.
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  Speaker 5: To taste that anymore. Get it away from me well,
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  Speaker 5: and and I get to eat so much shit. And
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  Speaker 5: you where it comes from, Opie. It comes from a
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  Speaker 5: place where people ask.
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  Speaker 1: Me where to go eat and what to do and
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  Speaker 1: and how's.
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  Speaker 4: This and what is this?
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  Speaker 5: States like when I tell you a restaurant's good, I
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  Speaker 5: ate six things. There were most people that give you
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  Speaker 5: a review like a local person, I'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: that place is the best. I'm like, bro, you had
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  Speaker 5: a hundred dollars ribbi, how to fuck you know if
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  Speaker 5: it's good or not?
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  Speaker 4: Like? Did you eat the brusts? Scrats? Did you the spinach?
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  Speaker 4: Did you eat the salad? You know nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I've sung out when you're long enough to know that
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  Speaker 2: if you go out to dinner with Carl, he's gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Order on the safe side, four to five appetizers per bial.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the table, and I don't touch him. I
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  Speaker 1: take a bike.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you touched you taste.
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  Speaker 1: That was the point I was gonna make, and you
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  Speaker 1: you Actually, this is kind of me, me stoppling in
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  Speaker 1: as we're trying to make a real point.
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  Speaker 2: What you taught me, though, is the fact that if
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  Speaker 2: you if you eat.
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  Speaker 4: Something you don't like it, put it down. Put it down.
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  Speaker 4: There's no reason to keep eating that fine, there's no
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  Speaker 4: reason to keep it. Most people awful, so bad tasting.
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  Speaker 1: That's a sign of poverty.
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  Speaker 4: That's a sign of poverty of mind.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't.
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  Speaker 5: You haven't built your You haven't built your mind up
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  Speaker 5: to say I'm a successful motherfucker, And it's not saying
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  Speaker 5: that su test money wise or whatever successful in the
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  Speaker 5: way you think, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna eat.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take care of myself like a prince. And
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  Speaker 5: I take care of myself like a prince.
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  Speaker 4: If I want something, I'm gonna eat it. If I
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  Speaker 4: don't like it, I will spit it out like fucking
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  Speaker 4: Arthur in the eighties.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care, well, well you ordered for the bar.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say at the table, but I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I hate sitting at rest.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 5: I think the best waiter in restaurants are bartenders, I
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  Speaker 5: really do, because they've seen it at all.
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  Speaker 4: I don't comp you hard. So you order for the bar.
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  Speaker 1: None of us were allowed to order from the menu.
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  Speaker 2: You order perfectly and your whole Not to say it
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  Speaker 2: was a job, but you're. What you get off on
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  Speaker 2: is you order for everybody and then you it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of creepy dot offence, Car, but I respect you for this.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're looking at everybody wondering if they could enjoy
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  Speaker 2: their food, and I look back at.
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  Speaker 1: You and you're like barely eating it, barely tasted.
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  Speaker 4: You taste it where I want you to enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: I want I want to make sure that that my.
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  Speaker 5: Friends had an experience.
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  Speaker 4: Said, I tailored that. I know that it's perfect.
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  Speaker 5: And if you eat with me, all I care about
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  Speaker 5: is you, and that's what makes a great chef.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. I think I learned from
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  Speaker 4: guys when I worked with chefs for a long time.
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  Speaker 5: Sharad is straight up Macanami's girls.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what I'm trying to listen to you?
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  Speaker 2: But I know I looked to my left and you Rod,
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  Speaker 2: and he's doing.
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  Speaker 1: The sign of the Cross. Why are you doing the
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  Speaker 1: sign of the.
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  Speaker 4: Cross because I was seizing her for praying earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Why she prays?
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  Speaker 4: She was praying that for her night day. She just
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  Speaker 4: wants to sleep. You guys just want to go home.
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  Speaker 4: She got left where she looked left me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that was great for the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, you know saying.
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  Speaker 1: Sign language, you look like concrete.
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  Speaker 4: I know what I do. But praying had that china.
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  Speaker 4: You can't have that chint piece of equipment and put
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  Speaker 4: it in my hat too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm capturing our time. Forty l tuckets. This is a
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  Speaker 1: good shot.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, What is this It's a fucking Carlton shot.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers, cheers, That's.
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  Speaker 5: What I tell people all the time, I said, listen,
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  Speaker 5: I stopped, I stop at places.
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  Speaker 4: I have three hamburgers. It doesn't mean I eat the
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  Speaker 4: whole thing. No.
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  Speaker 7: I've lost twenty twenty three pounds, about twenty three pounds
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  Speaker 7: since I was uh, since I was married, because I
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  Speaker 7: wasn't forced to eat and other people's schedules Like now,
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  Speaker 7: I eat it my schedule.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm getting lean.
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  Speaker 5: I'm opening a restaurant New York City.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, billionaires.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm on my way.
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  Speaker 1: Man, we'll talk about the restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: So let me tell you something. I'll eat the fuck
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  Speaker 4: you party. I'm gonna have whyst it's staring at me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm starting to get like a little taste on Instagram
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  Speaker 5: and on Facebook and all this bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: But let me tell you something. Hear my words. Hell
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  Speaker 4: knows no fury like, but she's doing it, uh to inside,
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  Speaker 4: to inside. She's kind of she's kind of doing it
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  Speaker 4: to herself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going inside, bro.
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  Speaker 4: I was chatting with the staff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they stuff for the podcast. He will know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what they do for the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But see, this is why I will like going out
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  Speaker 2: in public, because everything I see.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, that should be.
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  Speaker 4: On the radio.
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  Speaker 1: I hate my life. No, I love my life, but
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  Speaker 1: I hate I hate like.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I like Sharaga because Charad is straight up.
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  Speaker 8: Again two of them, and that's like he knows out
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  Speaker 8: here and he knows I will fund this whole night
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  Speaker 8: of fucking exploratory touching.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on top of that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's amazing about Sharad? Can I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what's amazing?
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  Speaker 4: I love?
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  Speaker 5: I love your ambition, I really do, because he's like Carl's.
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  Speaker 8: Here, and Carl is a diver, like hey, and we're
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  Speaker 8: gonna find out what's in this coral reef and it's
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  Speaker 8: gonna be exploratory touching.
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  Speaker 4: For at least two hours.
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  Speaker 5: I have a bottle of champagne in my room that
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  Speaker 5: looks like I fucking just won Formula one.
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  Speaker 6: Geez, can I ask you in Dan's man is got
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  Speaker 6: thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Another shot?
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  Speaker 4: Came Dave's man. That's a good man.
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  Speaker 1: Can I another shot? Can I tell you about Sharado?
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  Speaker 4: A couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: Glorying myself over touching? A couple of things about Sharon.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, he's fully aware that they just installed.
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  Speaker 3: Cameras in the bar, and he says and he's just
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  Speaker 3: rolling joints, like who gives a fuck, And you know
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  Speaker 3: Wayne was rolling.
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  Speaker 1: Bro that was the setup. That was the opener.
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  Speaker 4: I'm with an opener.
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  Speaker 1: That's most people are sitting there going, yeah, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: somebody deal thought it. This motherfucker.
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  Speaker 2: So we're flying pretty much private from Teterborough Airport.
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  Speaker 3: We roll up to their quote TSA, their coote security,
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  Speaker 3: their quote everything.
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  Speaker 2: And this motherfard goes, hey, man, I gotta go outside
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  Speaker 2: of smoke. They're all staring at us as he's rolling
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  Speaker 2: in joint and smoking it right in front of him,
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  Speaker 2: like yes, stop it.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, Carl gave me the heads up, the
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  Speaker 4: nay before you can bring anything you want on his plane.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you gave yourself up.
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  Speaker 4: They gave me the heads up I brought when I
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: shut up. I showed up to the airport with three
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  Speaker 4: cages full of Trump babies and it's like, did you
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: want this little overhead? Do you want? Are they gonna
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  Speaker 4: die because it gets cold? I'm like it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: It's a humbers game again, Sharad.
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  Speaker 2: We're in the lounge as all of England was hating.
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  Speaker 4: On Trrump leaving or as laughing, and then people joined
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  Speaker 4: into they wanted to hate us at first.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, because I'm absolutely let me all right?
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  Speaker 4: Is it breaking down?
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  Speaker 2: As soon as you mentioned Trump, you either got the
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  Speaker 2: people's supporting against We all know that.
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  Speaker 1: It's so Sean is so polarized him.
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  Speaker 4: No, I gotta make this point.
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  Speaker 1: Though, So Sean is loud as fucking a lounge that
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  Speaker 1: you should not be loud in, So you can't soup.
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  Speaker 4: Gont do it? Hear me out?
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  Speaker 2: Because ten or twelve literally multi, who do you?
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  Speaker 4: Baby? You? Well?
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  Speaker 2: Million is people, A million is lame considering there's privacy's
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  Speaker 2: brow and all that. We're talking about, ten or twelve,
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  Speaker 2: close to bill, close.
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  Speaker 4: To it, close to bill, close to a bill.
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  Speaker 2: You start with, you start with your Trump shit, he's.
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  Speaker 4: Meeting the queen.
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  Speaker 1: We're laughing her asses off. I told you that the
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  Speaker 1: queen carries that pocketbook.
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  Speaker 4: And I read an article. I read an article. She
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  Speaker 4: has nothing in it.
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  Speaker 1: It's all for show for whatever reason, which is weird.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta have a purse.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine that if they open it up one day and
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  Speaker 1: she has a dildo.
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  Speaker 4: She's like a junior high school girl. You haven't seen
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  Speaker 4: little girls they all have persons and backpacka it's like
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  Speaker 4: nothing's in there, right, I want you to Queen Angler.
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  Speaker 2: But so now that I told you that, next time
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  Speaker 2: you hit the Queen in England and you see that
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  Speaker 2: pocket book, you can tell is nothing in it, they
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: might as well make a bong out of it. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So we're just beating up Trump like he almost he
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  Speaker 2: almost like walked into a sword.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it was funny. He looked goofy, but it was
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  Speaker 4: funny because everybody paid attention goes as Trump and we
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  Speaker 4: love looking at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Searrot is killing it with his Trump material. See
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  Speaker 1: that's what I all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, now I'm now mult mad that you didn't have
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  Speaker 2: that on no no, no, yeah, I am bad on
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  Speaker 2: that I didn't have that on tape.
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  Speaker 1: But now now I'm going off on a sight tanger.
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  Speaker 2: Which drives me nuts about politics is like you make
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  Speaker 2: fun of someone, they can't laugh because it's not their guy.
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  Speaker 4: It drives me insane.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So you're doing your Trump material, whether you like
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  Speaker 2: it or hate it.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in that room, you'd be dying, right. And
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  Speaker 1: now these almost billionaires at first.
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  Speaker 2: Look at you like, who's this fucking guy right, because
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: we didn't really, we didn't look like we belonged in
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  Speaker 2: that last Yeah. And then your material, I'm actually complimenting
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  Speaker 2: a seart and and your material is so strong.
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  Speaker 1: You turn those Trump supporters around.
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  Speaker 2: Now they're turning around waiting for what you were going
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  Speaker 2: to see next.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got him and I was like, rish, thank
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  Speaker 4: you sir, and they joined in on the conversation. At
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  Speaker 4: one Chick, she was cute.
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  Speaker 2: Too, Nan Tucket and see him and rad Yeah, so
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: you wanted to hate us so much at first, and
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: then she was like this you guys are y, you
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: guys have had it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah time, and then everyone was like, just cowl, It's
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: always a good time.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Today the bartender has been making a shots for the
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: last hour or so, and he's been really bummed out
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: because he can't do a shot because they just installed.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: The cabman doing the whole night.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, he throws more shots at us
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: and goes, I finally could do a shot, right, fun deal,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Wait, you're the manager.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, this guy's been taking care of us.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: It's bad bad about ben crisis Chicken.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just bummed didn't recognize man, it's there's being a.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Human and then theresy, because then I'll start, Oh my gosh,
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Gary Pucy.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Looked like Gary Peuste. It looked like Gary Pusey. That's
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: what happens when you lose that one million, bro. That's
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: pretty good. He's looking like the mug shot.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Relax, relax, thanks.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Ben, Gloria the bartender has been awesome.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Now you're shooting hands with Ben.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Shot man' gonna do a shot with us? Sup? Ben?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You gotta do enough shot?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Bullshit?
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: If you don't do it, your racist Ben right, you
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: would say it, I did a shot, but now we
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: can get him to do another one because he didn't
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: do a.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Shop with us? Is getting a shot? Bens getting a shot?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Bens getting a shot and getting a shot?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: To do it in the family here, you gotta stuff
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: a bent. Yes, oh you already okay it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Obviously Ben said no to the race.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Look how nervous Ben is? Right now?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Why are you nervous? Been because of the camera?
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: You went from a cool things like this today.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Ben's the manager of this joint front house about GM
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: or anything like that.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: It's a rulery sting. Don't ask yourself. Ben, I'm like, good,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: seventy four. What what do you been? What are you?
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Vic Kenley? I've been here. I've been here for a couple's.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Been here from since nineteen seventy four.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Guys, whales came shop.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: All right, bartenders, wat you more shot.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I just want to set a magic trick. Yeah, so here's
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: a napkin.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: This is the magic trick. You've blown your nose without
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: blood coming out.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Watch him on, Hey like junk, always that the junk.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Give me that off. Hey, I took a chance with
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: You took a chance. He's gonna laugh his ass off
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: a funny look. So nervous. U s Thank you, buddy,
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Guys they can come out with duke.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Cheers, bro thank you, even though you paid for every second.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Lucket shots.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: That was That was a cosmy coffee.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: What's the cosby cosmo? Well you'll find out tomorrow. It's
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: about to be.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Night and night welcome, all right, cheers, breakfast.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: They called me feel.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Oh that's tasty.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Rest of the staff shots. The rest of us staff shots.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: The rest of us staff shots.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh you see the guy with the tied sweater.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: He's not happy.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: He's not having collectively gonna have more money than him.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: This guy, this guy walked in.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: What happened?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: We got it, We got kicked out.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: No the bounce outside of bounce.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm telling a story.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Over here, Tell me where's the party?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Rest car form me something else.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: So a guy, a guy walks in with a sweater
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: tied around his uh, you know, his neck. But Carl,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: he was, he was, He tied it really low, could
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: kind of show everybody that he.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Means business and that he's worth a few bucks.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And then I looked at you and I said, dude,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: that guy's got to be worth a bill, right, and
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: you explain.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Why he's not worth a bill. He's not worth the bill?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Why hold on? I would say, But you saw.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: How obnoxiously his uh, his sweater was tied.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Right. If you have a bill, if you have a.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Bill in the bank, you don't go to restaurants.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You're at your home.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: You bring a chef over, right, you bring me over
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: and I deal with guys and bills.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's no one.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: In a restaurant. There's no one eating food.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: So they in the house eat money a right, there's
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: no one in there is no.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: One and Carl met my chef.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Schart, you're out of line, Char you're living Wait, I
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: gotta go here for a second.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: That's album.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Carl met my chef, and I gotta tell So Carl
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: comes up, you know, to my apartment before we did
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: the day drinking episode, you know where I didn't pick
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: up on the cues, which is important for the people
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: that heard that episode. Right, So my chef is She
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: starts shaking because no, in the chef world, she recognized Carl.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: In the chef world, we're talking.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: It's like I've been making the fucking fish sticks.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: She's shaking and trying to be cool. We known her
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: for ten years, right, I know all her tells.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: She's trying to be cool, but I could see that
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: she's out of her mind.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: His motherfucker's in my in my kitchen.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I looked at her. I said, look at me.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I'm the captain. Now I'm your captain. Now that day
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: she made petay for his kids.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Of course, I gotta be the one that tears on
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: the fourth wall.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Carl couldn't be cool at her because he could tell
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: that you know, she's like, holy fu. I think Carl
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: led her off the hook.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Like chill and actually called the.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Chef and and said, oh, I see.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: What you're doing over there, and gave her a little
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: like inside knowledge and now inspiration.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Then she had like a pepp in her step, like.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: She was cool. She was manager. Ben's still nervous.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I get out of here, Yo, Ben, you gotta you
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: gotta ask about the stories that happened in his room.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Stories, What stories? Ben?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: You give me a story. He's got some great stories.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: You give me a story.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: What story? It was? The bartender like you, I don't
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: know what your name?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: What's your name?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Names? Nick?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Even though you don't, I don't know who who I am.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: But eventually you're gonna go, holy fuck, you can see
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: my bar.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Holy fuck? No, I gonna.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You bang your head on my bit.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: It was my beak.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Tell us one story. So I bring this girl home.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: It's like right when I got here, I was like, word,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be a good time on Nantucket.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: She gets up there, she pisses.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: All over my bed, and I'm like, and I have white.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Sheets and stuff like that. It pissed all over my bed.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: You did not not fuck her? Right Oh?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: After that, I was like done, I'm sleeping on couch.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: This is that's a young boy. I would have still
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: dove in. I don't stop a yellow lights.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I love shorts trying to make that story.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I would have had sex with her fake hip, I
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: would you.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: He just proved that he's a bar tender. Ye worry
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: you is me, but he's I've been a yellow light
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: joke and it was.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: It was. That's a good one man.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: That was a good It's pretty terrible, terrible turn of events.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Did she leave us? She stayed?
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, she stayed and uh yeah, And then I sent
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: her a Venmo.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Request for twundre bucks and she never responded.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Oh no, she gave me two bucks.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: You made her pay for the sheets. Yeah, do his
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: thing away.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: She's ate two hundred dollars and you kept the matches,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you animal, I did, I know you are all nice stuff.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: After that, all Egyptian cotton was so.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's a rookie. I would have still been
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: making this girl. This girl's responsible. I'm been in so
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: many beds, I've never sit veno nothing. I see you
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: in my bed the other day he did. He did
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: be in his bed, and then he donated to the
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Salvation Army. He's a rich asshole.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: And then he's not sure if the comedians like snuck
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: into his room and poured wine all over his fucking bed.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Why would his why would hiss be rare?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: No?
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Was it red?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I said it was. It was white.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Was a nice taking white wine, Santa Margarita.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: But he's thinking maybe maybe a comedian broke in and
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: poured wine on my bed.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you for practical meanings?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: And you got that kind of freaking And if they
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: don't come back like, hey, how was the how is
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: a sleep? Yeah? They gotta say something to say, don't
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: you He pissed a bed? Of course he pissed a bed,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: pissed your bed.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You pissed your bed. That's two people.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Now you told me on the last podcast, and now
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Sharrot's county.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You peed your bed.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Look, I'm gonna fall to hate me enough at this
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: on the table, so let's get out of here. Which
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: one more hate? I'm getting a little more hate from him? Man,
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: all right?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Feel I love fights, know me love fighting.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Looking.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Wait what he's giving your looks?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: He gave you a couple of bucks and I gave
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: him looks back like this, I'll tackle you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Then you gotta fight, man, Let's go.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Let's right, we gotta go. Brow and if coming to show.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Drunken babble in Nantucket, continue.
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: Fucking beer muscles. Let's keep shot Small out of jail,
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: quick time jump.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: All right, we just.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Left that place because Straw almost got in a fight
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: with a guy that was pushing eighty.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Then almost you're getting You're getting, You're getting squirrely, You're
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: getting squirrely. Did I not meet the girls? The girls
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: were laughing at me and go again, and we're good times.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: They're gonna come and listen anytime. They're gonna come back
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: to the room.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: And do you mean the girls that I my assistant
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: drop all the numbers and we're all set.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Those two girls. I don't let you know fuck with me.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: You know I got it. I just landed in Europe.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Shopping bags.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I'm a tourists.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Wow, good good lyrics.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I'm so Then we walk out of the joint and
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I hear Sard just saying motherfucker no.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Who was saying motherfucker no?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Because I never walk it out?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: And I hear carlgo, motherfucker, And then I hear Shard
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: trying to apologize to a very white.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Woman and her two young and she laughed. Yeah. I
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: was like, sorry, they're pirates.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: She was happy that you acknowledge the fact that motherfucker
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: is being thrown around.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: It costs me nothing to be a charming guy.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'll be, but you have a boner. Yeah you could
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: be charming.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: He got a Boner's so charming when you have a
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: boner in Nantucket.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: First of all, it's a half chubb. Have that exotic wood?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Where's my name? Put them on?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Wait, Sharad, Sharrod?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: What was going on with that old guy?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: He was a friend.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: No, he was giving your looks. Or now you're putting
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: on the Nantucke.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Terry bro Terry Terry close.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Everyone will.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Everyone that chosen me gets a Terry crossboy you can't
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: put on, don't play.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I gotta explain it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: So it's a white terry cloth hoodie.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I just stand there on the front.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I just here's my favorite song.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: That's going on with Rick Cross. It's going on this
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: young miss, it's Rick Ross.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: I can't I can't sing this song without so we're
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: gonna sing this song.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: It's my favorite hip hop song. I just landed in
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Europe shopping bags. I'm a tourist, nuggle.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: It is Rick Cross's Picasso, the money Dance, Due, the
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: money dance.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: It's been a honey all right.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Well, Sharrod's got his terry cloth white feels with the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: rocket on the front, like.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I'll never get that sweat back? Is it heaven? Wait?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Let me feel that.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You'll never wear that in New York. We're not gonna
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: wear that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: And they wore mink coating.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Like Ron White said early, you're gonna.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: You who I am? You are wearing that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: You're seeing men you don't think I follow you on
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Instagram and see and see those gangsters you hang out
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: with there.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: You are not gonna like your.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: White Harry Cross honey with Nan Tucket on it small
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: on Instagram. You watch he's not gonna wear this ship.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, no, you're not.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: If I don't wear on the hottest day of the summer.
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: You look like a fool.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: How would be different from any other day? You look
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: like a fool right now?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: And like Ron White said earlier, you buy all this
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: ship when you go away, and then you come home
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and go, what the fuck was I taking?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: And you never wear it again.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: I hear that you I'm rocking your best.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: If you're rocking in Nantucket, you ain't.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Rocket it anywhere else.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Be stye, baby, you can't even rock that on the
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you can't even rock that on the Upper West Side.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where's mine? Now, dude, we're going right now, that's
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: what we're doing. We're going, and we're getting you a terry,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: BROI ain't got what this is.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is the biggest man menopause sweater my life.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: If Phil's book on my life, I've never worn up
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: piece of clothing. It makes my nipples soft.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I am so I am so happy I can say
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: this right now.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: You guys look like idiots.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Good though. That's what you'll understand when you probably get it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: We are so tarried up right, No, bro.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: But I gotta see you wearing that in New York City.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: There's nowhere I will wear that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: We will we just we just walked by one hundred
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: people and not one person looked at you.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Guys. Funny, but he can he will not go. He
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: will not be able to go a block in New
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: York City without getting the looks. I have no idea.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: You look legit and put it up.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Put it up.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: That's why I give him the hood one. I just
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: said it in Europe. You don't know. I know.
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: Let's get let's get up your terry.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Hey, Carl, could you explain the Bick's not answering?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Uh, you got to explain the cobblestone.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Streets here in Nantucket for real. So the little knowledge.
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: The boats came in with ballasts, right, So they came
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: in and they would.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Wake the boats with all these bricks, and then the
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: bricks would turn into the streets here.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: So it was a trade. So what happens is the
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: boats instead of coming on empty, so they would have
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: get beat up by Oh my god.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Look at you you are and ship come up. Hi,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: she's on the phone, man, Carl. That was a little
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: creepy man.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? I don't care, bro, I'm
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: in the food network. I'm a boss. You're the boss.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: I hear its.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: So basically, it's really really really old towns on the
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: on the coast.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: They figured out.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: You see her and I'm all terry clothed up.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I can't lose. Did you see her smile on me?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: She said Hi?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: No, she said hi, No, I'm autistic and I just
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just worrying about making this sound good. Second, all right, no,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: so so basically these are wait hear me out these
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: old school.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: All right, I'm not going and don't do your spectrum
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: shitting here.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I'm the right. I need you. I need to back up.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: He's not going to come in here and be.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Like, oh what a good store like these are my
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: people bought sweaters.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to practice. What do you think I'm
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a savage.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I need you to really strong arm this cat.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Bro in here, no pride, opie.
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  Speaker 2: I will fucking no problem for the yachtcast. I did
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: it because I knew you know, but you know this
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: is like this is a real situation with the Nantucket
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: County Festival.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Good, I'm good. So where are we going into? We're
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: going into any and the tees. Yes, to get the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: terry cloth.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Hoodie, you're getting a terry cloth?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: All right, I'm good. Yea, where's the turry cloth? Hoddy.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people looking at me right now?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: What hey?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Where are we at right there? I'm a medium. I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: need a little help over here.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I hate you, I hate everything about I'm sort of like.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: A large almost a medium.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Let's go large.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: What do you got?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Are you doing the next album?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I already got one?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Are you an? What do you want?
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: You're the worst? Hey, you know why I hate him
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: so much. This is it. He makes a white spill uncomfortable.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: White people are uncomfortable. What do you want? This one
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: is large? No?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I want large, brother, I say no, I don't want
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: to like.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Being friends with a champianzee. Larger R is your smiling?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm not doing the No, that's that's a little.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Kay.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: You're walking around with You're walking around with electronic Gildell
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: needs help over the podcast.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: That's okay, he just picked.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Where's the hell.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna funk you up? Bro? I mean I'm out,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I'm out.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Round. Yeah, you're too ethnic, man, thank for this.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm sucking. I'm white. We're good, relaxed.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: You're white.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: Gloria a large, Gloria at large.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at Carl. He has no hood. Sarrot has hood.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going hood. Gloriya. The large looks a little big, though.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Let's go alright, alright, st.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go outside. No, she can't pay for that, though, glory.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Take my credit card, your credit card ship here because no.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Cash your credit all right, Jesus Christ.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: How many people are in there? How many people in there?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: For real?
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Literally thirty people.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You're a piece of ship. You're a piece of ship.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: You're a piece of ship.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, You're not a piece of ship.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: And you're fucking sitting here, your fucking fake, fucking Robin
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Seacrest hare.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: I'm teaching, all right, So I kind of a haircut
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: before my you.
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: Look, you look like everything's allowed in your.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Mouth, easy passed out and you're screaming in there with
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: your glasses and fuck it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: H it was aggressive, a little like a little bit.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you why, because you've got a little taste
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: in you.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Hello that look at you? Hello, that look at it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I got my assistant there, she's taking care of song. Guys. Yeah,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: is that bad? That was bad? In there? It was
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: all good, all right, It was funny. Wait, wait, can
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you tell my haters that? Just say that again? This
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: is one funny.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Man tucking to figure it out, all right.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: He liked it. He liked the scene.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: He's molesting his daughter.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, you had to go there. So the cobblestone streets.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I remember she see this is what I do.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Like, yes, this is what I do, cobblestone streets. So
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: these really old towns on the East coast. Listen, ad
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: d I'm have you ever.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Been to Nantucket? They have cobblestone streets. And Carl actually
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: taught me something that I never knew before. The boats
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: they're coming here with their goods, right, and they're like, well,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: we ain't coming here with an empty fucking ship.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: What do they need? Oh, they got to pay their streets, so.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: We're gonna bring the cobblestones. I did not know this.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: And it also bounced the ship when they ballast ballast,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: ballast ballast, uh.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: When they were making the long voyage, you know, across
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: the ocean.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: And then they would dump their cobblestones. Then Nantucket could
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: build their streets, and then the boats would leave with
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: all the goods.
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: There you go, all right, yes, there you go. It's
• 36:57
  Speaker 9: not old drunken babble with Charad getting hostile towards rich
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: senior citizens or Carl openly rating pretty women as they
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: pass by. You're also left with a history lesson from
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: our host. While the boys recover from their bingin. I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: here to let you know there's still more to come
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: from Nantucket. So rate this podcast five stars at Apple,
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• 37:19
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• 37:30
  Speaker 9: Hopefully we'll find them on the next Opie Radio