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OUTRO: Keeping the Romance Alive · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Which want to get all ordered?
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  Speaker 2: What one do you want?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'll say the wrong thing right now, because I
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  Speaker 3: was gonna go pepperoni. See, just tell me what you want.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna get a chicken bigger all right again?
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  Speaker 2: You love a chicken bigger right? Are going to go steak?
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  Speaker 2: You love sak steaks. I've noticed if you're gonna get
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  Speaker 2: a free meal, it should be a steak dinner. I've
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  Speaker 2: never I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't. Never been a steak man.
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  Speaker 3: So Mike series just going off. I also am conscious
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  Speaker 3: of not using up too much of everyone's tab with
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  Speaker 3: a eye filet you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tough shit. I don't drink beers, so fuck yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they could do with a refresh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: That's why I didn't do it. Just what doesn't wash
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  Speaker 2: over you now? I mean, what exactly? How was the
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  Speaker 2: by C podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Good things Man?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, good yeah, what time do you do that too? Yes? No,
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  Speaker 2: one one actually one? Yes? What have you been doing
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  Speaker 2: is chilling? Yeah? Have you been chilling like a villain man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Because it rhymes.
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  Speaker 1: I had a couple of darriies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm off those. Yeah. To be honest, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to talk about Siggi's.
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  Speaker 1: Should we go? Should we get on it? Today?
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  Speaker 2: It was true?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm mogi. You have some besies with keysy?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can't have too many because I'm doing the
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  Speaker 3: State of Origin at ten.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you've got to be for that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're always massively sober for your commentaries.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, am wow.
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  Speaker 3: I had a phase of doing quite a lot of
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  Speaker 3: games whilst half drunk and did as well, and we
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  Speaker 3: both we nipped it in the bud because we were
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  Speaker 3: just like we swear a lot by accident.
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  Speaker 2: When you're on the purse, you do you do. You're
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  Speaker 2: going to sort out the mix. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: It depends who our producer is.
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  Speaker 1: Is it State of o to night?
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  Speaker 2: Is it ten o'clock?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be fast asleep for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be watching it. It's gonna be fucking excellent.
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  Speaker 1: Why aren't you commentating it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be watching it.
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  Speaker 3: Well obviously, well obviously because I'm commentating it exactly. Keasy
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  Speaker 3: god man, far out of the mood and here everyone
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  Speaker 3: in a good mood.
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  Speaker 1: Man. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with about good mood man? Just you tired?
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  Speaker 2: Were you tired? Apple night? Well you have an argument
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  Speaker 2: with your misses? No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have an argument, No, no arguments. I was
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  Speaker 1: up at two.
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  Speaker 2: I was too. I was for an hour and a
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  Speaker 2: half and it's after sleep, after leaving and then awake
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  Speaker 2: from three thirty till about five.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was me.
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  Speaker 4: And I was berating myself as I was leaving my
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  Speaker 4: warm bed there Moogi because she was blowing a gale
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  Speaker 4: and passing down with train and I was like, what
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  Speaker 4: am I doing getting out of bed?
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  Speaker 2: What am I? Just?
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  Speaker 4: Brain and pain and sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never done that. I'm glad I never did
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  Speaker 2: that when I was a smoke ru.
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  Speaker 1: But when I watched an.
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  Speaker 4: Episode of Game of Thrones, settled down there on the
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  Speaker 4: couch and had a darry.
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  Speaker 3: I imagine Game of Thrones would be a nice show
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  Speaker 3: to watch with the fire on.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Do you know what would
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  Speaker 2: be really nice? Man watching Game of Thrones lying on
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  Speaker 2: the couch or a lazy boy. Actually, I'll take that
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  Speaker 2: cup of tea sure, and a Sigi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Inside, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Can't remember the last time I had a Darry inside.
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  Speaker 4: Not certainly, not at our house was an absolute no go.
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  Speaker 2: I did it recently, the miss right drift inside. You see,
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  Speaker 2: this is the weird thing that doesn't make any different.
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  Speaker 2: Even if my wife goes.
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  Speaker 4: Away and it's just me, I still don't smoke inside
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  Speaker 4: because right she has a she hears a puff.
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  Speaker 2: The only time I do it is if I'm had
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  Speaker 2: a few under sure.
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  Speaker 3: I also feel like with the smoking thing, the way
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  Speaker 3: you guys talk about it, going outside and lighting a
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  Speaker 3: dark it's it's part of you do It's a change
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  Speaker 3: of scene.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is, because it's also cold outside, right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'd like nothing more than to wake up
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  Speaker 4: at two in the morning and spark up at Darry.
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  Speaker 3: You'd like nothing more than that and bed And I've
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  Speaker 3: never been a bed smoker. That What about post coitus
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  Speaker 3: Darry Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was never big for me.
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  Speaker 1: I like a post coitus Darry for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you just like coitus, though I like post You can't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to, You don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: You just call me.
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  Speaker 1: You can't, you know, of course I like coitus. You can't,
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  Speaker 1: you can't.
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  Speaker 3: No, if I hate cortas, if I could skip from
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  Speaker 3: pre cortus to post coitus, I would.
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  Speaker 2: You get to skip the cortus and get to the
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  Speaker 2: after glows.
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  Speaker 4: Your wife rang me the other night and she was like,
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  Speaker 4: when we're making love, her and kesy, it's like she
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  Speaker 4: almost gets sur vived that you would just want to
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  Speaker 4: go straight from courtus to post coitus.
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  Speaker 2: Like one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, can we get this thing done so I
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  Speaker 3: can go and play PlayStation?
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  Speaker 1: That's the one minute love making session?
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  Speaker 2: One minute?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what's your average run?
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  Speaker 4: How long we what's your just just out of curiosity,
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  Speaker 4: what's how long would you make love.
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  Speaker 1: For on average?
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  Speaker 3: I've never timed it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've never timed it either, but give me general whatever, mogi.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it feels like.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like I've gotten much better over time. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: the problem that I had was that I would go
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  Speaker 2: for too long, Right, what a legion? That is the truth.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you and I'll tell you, I know
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  Speaker 2: what you mean.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to mate that had complained about this as
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  Speaker 3: well before to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but so it wasn't a complaint. It was great, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: But I think as you sort of get old, everybody's
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  Speaker 2: just happier if it's over and done a bit quicker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, get it done and you know, get it
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  Speaker 1: done and dusted.
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  Speaker 3: The whole archy Big Show days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
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  Speaker 3: remember they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And if you've got any kids in the car, just
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  Speaker 2: turn this off now. But as a result of not
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  Speaker 2: I've spoken before about not wearing Connie's underpants underpants, and
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  Speaker 2: so as a result my bellion because I'm circumcised, keezy
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  Speaker 2: sort of got rough and that sort of like the
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  Speaker 2: farmer's elbows massively desensitized.
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  Speaker 3: So you've got like callous hands almost.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a very thick skin, like the heel of
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  Speaker 2: a like like the heel of a Kenyan marathon runner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a Kenyan like, not just any marathon running,
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  Speaker 3: because Kenya they run on the dirt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know that if you watch Kenyan documentaries,
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  Speaker 2: which I know you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I was because.
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  Speaker 4: One thing that I've never been as a pre ejaculator.
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  Speaker 2: I can say my first few times around certainly won't
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  Speaker 2: breaking any records, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe for speed and love making sessions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I as I've previously say that, I'm
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  Speaker 4: a very I'm very generous.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, you give it, you give.
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  Speaker 3: It probably the only place you my certainly not when
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  Speaker 3: it comes to charities.
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  Speaker 4: My you know, my my focus is on my partner
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  Speaker 4: and their pleasure, right.
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  Speaker 2: And that is something you've got to remember, Keys And
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  Speaker 2: I think it's easy for people to forget this totally
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  Speaker 2: because you are there to give your partner pleasure exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's the act of giving and making pleasure's making
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  Speaker 2: it just because of some things that you don't enjoy
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  Speaker 2: doing in the sack, which you've told us about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're obliged to do it because you're there to give
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  Speaker 2: pleasure to your to your love making partner.
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  Speaker 4: It's all very well for you, Keysy to want to
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  Speaker 4: just have it lights out, just poke it through your
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  Speaker 4: JARMI pants and missionary for a minute and then pretending
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  Speaker 4: like it never happened.
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  Speaker 2: But sometimes not even taking it out of your prejamita.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But whereas Maggie you know how
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  Speaker 4: much more experienced lovers.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you could say.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like couples though that have been together a
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  Speaker 3: long time also just pretty good at getting it all
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  Speaker 3: over and done with, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I think you've got to be careful about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's some truth in that.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you know what you like?
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  Speaker 2: Same old, same old.
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  Speaker 3: No, not same old, no, no, not at all. But
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  Speaker 3: you know that, you know, there's like a menu of things, sure,
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  Speaker 3: and you can put any combination of these things together.
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  Speaker 1: You can have dessert first.
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  Speaker 2: Well I don't know if you'd have dessert first, but
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  Speaker 2: over time sort of some things are we're doing that?
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  Speaker 2: Are we? Yeah? Do you know what I mean? But
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  Speaker 2: you know the thing that the thing that is to
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  Speaker 2: turn on initially, and your relationship was hardly likely to
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  Speaker 2: be a turn on when you've been willing it out
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  Speaker 2: after ten years.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the helicopters still, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Ten years, yeah, twenty six. You've got to change it up,
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  Speaker 4: for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Mine's like thirteen. I dress up. The latest thing we
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  Speaker 2: do is dress up as I just have as a
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  Speaker 2: parking warden.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, do you have a patient?
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  Speaker 2: I'm giving her giving her ticket, and she comes back
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  Speaker 2: to the car goes, oh, yeah, what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: I am sure that we can sort something out.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck off, I gotta start quite abusive right off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're still in a fucking job exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, that's that. She always just ends up with
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  Speaker 2: the ticket. You just ride on a piece of paper,
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  Speaker 2: slap it on her.
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  Speaker 4: Forehead because you're you're more into the sort of what
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  Speaker 4: this sort of game of throny kind of fantasies. Achy,
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  Speaker 4: that's right, like because you like you're gaming you.
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  Speaker 2: Up like a dragon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're a dragon or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a big thrown metal dillies as well.
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  Speaker 2: Look over your shoulder, look over at your shoulder at me,
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  Speaker 2: like you're a dragon. Yeah. And then she comes in
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  Speaker 2: on a horse. Do you remember Beard?
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever remember to you guys, do you guys
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: remember the Simpson episode of mister Plower?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, mister.
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  Speaker 5: Can you be mister Plow? I missed. It's very good.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it.
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  Speaker 3: I was just a screenshot of a Simpsons episode the
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  Speaker 3: other day, like a meme, and it was literally Homer saying,
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  Speaker 3: I have a photographic memory, Marge. I remember exactly how
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  Speaker 3: it went, and then it cuts to his memory and
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  Speaker 3: he's really buff and mar just here's the wrong color,
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  Speaker 3: and like all these details are.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny. The Simpsons was good back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: Probably still, but you don't watch it. It's just not
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  Speaker 3: And all those sort of cartoon shows after. I think
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  Speaker 3: South Park is still good, but they just sort of
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  Speaker 3: run out of magic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the Simpsons for a long period of time
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  Speaker 4: was genius.
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  Speaker 1: Genius.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When O'Brien was running for them, it was like the amazing,
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  Speaker 3: so good fellas. I'm sure we wrap it up.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, So how long is he?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon?
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  Speaker 3: Probably like twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It's too long. There's twenty minutes too long? Old time?
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  Speaker 2: How about this old time it? We should do that.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we time it? You know what we should do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Have you guys got smart watches? Has anyone got an
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  Speaker 3: Apple Watch?
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  Speaker 2: Fitbit?
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  Speaker 3: Check one of them on? Well, what don't you so
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  Speaker 3: you gets the highest heart run?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you video it?
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't want you're cheating?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, because you might just time on? So I
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  Speaker 4: want to see the fall twenty minutes? No, oh, it's
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  Speaker 4: twenty minutes that we do it for.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I've got a ring light at home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah that You just tie that around your waist.
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  Speaker 2: You put it on your fatos. Now your ring, my ring.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: It's little torch that you shove up your ass. Jason.
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  Speaker 2: It's a police flight, all right, you heavy mate?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It's a torch and I shove it up my ass
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks making Bye,