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The Kids Left... The Filter Left, Too. · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to say, so my family left last week.
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  Speaker 2: They left on a Thursday to go to Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 2: Ocean's with her dad. Sosa went with my mom, Easton,
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  Speaker 2: and the two dogs. I cannot even remember the last
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  Speaker 2: time that I had an entire house to myself without
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  Speaker 2: one single soul to take care of. And there was
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  Speaker 2: a moment where I was at lunch with my girlfriends
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't have to be home for anything.
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  Speaker 2: And I had this euphoric feeling where I almost wanted
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  Speaker 2: to like start sobbing.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Amber.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I love that for you though. It felt really good.
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  Speaker 1: It's a weird feeling.
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  Speaker 3: Knowing that like you, you're like, I just have to
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  Speaker 3: take care of me, but I really don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: I want something else to take care of or like
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  Speaker 3: an obligation to be home.
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  Speaker 1: But you needed that. You needed. I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: needed it too. You didn't have to rush through lunch.
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  Speaker 1: You enjoyed your meal.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't think about having to take half of it
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  Speaker 3: home because it's going to be lunchtime.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yes. It's you just, you were.
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  Speaker 1: I just were.
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  Speaker 2: I was. You were.
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  Speaker 1: I be. By the way, is that correct English?
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  Speaker 3: I were?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I think I had a stroke last night, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I had a really good orgasm. I think it gave
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  Speaker 1: me a stroke. Wow. Strokey orgasm. That's a new one.
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  Speaker 2: Before you get started on orgasms, because I got to
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  Speaker 2: get positioned for this one.
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  Speaker 1: I got new positions.
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  Speaker 3: The energy just completely shifted in this room.
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  Speaker 1: Last night.
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  Speaker 2: they call me, my family, and they're like, we really
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  Speaker 2: would like to stay one more day.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, great, fabulous, catch you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: I was so excited, but then I consumed so much
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  Speaker 2: energy cheese and just shit which I had to stop
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  Speaker 2: doing just for like health reasons but no I did
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  Speaker 2: not get filler in my face I'm just.
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  Speaker 1: Swollen okay explain.
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  Speaker 2: Why because I finished an entire triangle of brie cheese
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  Speaker 2: and then was like oh no let's just go harder
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  Speaker 2: in the paint I saw some like Fresh Tostitos downstairs,
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  Speaker 2: fresh bag and fresh bag of Mexican cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like queso? You had queso and brie?
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  Speaker 2: No, like Mexican shredded cheese. In the pack, Mexican style.
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  Speaker 2: And then I threw, I was like, we got some tajin.
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  Speaker 2: That'll like throw some spice into it. Just full on sodium.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do that. You're telling me. I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm PMSing though. This is when it happens. And I
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  Speaker 1: looked and I'm like, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God I'm going to start my period after I
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  Speaker 2: returned from Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Because like, I just don't want to deal with all
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  Speaker 1: that shit. I know. Oh man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to deal with womanly shit right now.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm just feeling the feels and eating my feelings. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: You're allowed to. So I called Amber.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, sis, are you trying to co-host
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  Speaker 2: this podcast with me tomorrow?
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  Speaker 1: And here she is. And I couldn't be happier.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about your epic orgasm first
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  Speaker 2: in the position or Montana?
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  Speaker 1: I think orgasm. No, Montana.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Montana. And then we can go into
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  Speaker 1: the OG. How was it going back?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: The craziest thing happened to me. So I fly into Montana.
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  Speaker 3: And we don't have any checked bags, Riley and I,
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  Speaker 3: and I walk out of the airport and all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden I'm bawling.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the heck came over me.
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  Speaker 3: I just started and I was like, what is this?
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  Speaker 3: And I feel like I'm crying less and less since
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  Speaker 3: I started the Lexapro, but I was so emotional and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so happy to be back.
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  Speaker 1: I was so happy. It was the weirdest thing in
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  Speaker 1: the world. And Riley looked at me like I was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: And my kids, when they see me crying, they don't
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  Speaker 3: say like, oh, mom, are you okay? Or like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: they just look at me like, what the fuck is
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  Speaker 3: wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Like they're so confused. Have they always been that way? Always, always.
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  Speaker 3: My kids are not like, it's very bizarre. But anyways,
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  Speaker 3: I was really, I was just, and then I saw
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  Speaker 3: my mom and then London picked me up and I just,
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  Speaker 3: they were like, what happened?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm just so happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: And I was, I was.
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  Speaker 3: The energy is just different in Montana. It was a
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  Speaker 3: fantastic weekend. leo celebrated his first birthday and as you
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  Speaker 3: know it's been like it was such a crazy year
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  Speaker 3: for my sister her first baby cleft palate like when
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  Speaker 3: he was born um and some other health issues and
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  Speaker 3: so like to be able to go there and celebrate
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  Speaker 3: not only leo right but mostly my sister being able
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  Speaker 3: to be a first-time mom and like just endure like
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  Speaker 3: everything that she's been through yeah like i wouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: missed it for the world i'll miss other birthdays but
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  Speaker 3: this one was like super special for me to just
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  Speaker 3: go there and like celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: And it was so, so magical. So I was really sad.
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  Speaker 3: I like packed up some of my stuff that I
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  Speaker 3: needed here in LA. I'm still going to be able
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  Speaker 3: to have the house for a while, but it's, I
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  Speaker 3: feel so blessed and fortunate to be able to have
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  Speaker 3: both worlds.
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  Speaker 2: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: I really do because I, like I need that balance.
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  Speaker 3: I know myself now Where I need to have one
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  Speaker 3: foot where I feel grounded and I can be centered
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  Speaker 3: and just, like, pause. And then come back to L.A.
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  Speaker 3: and have fun and work and, like, just— because I am
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  Speaker 3: a city girl.
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  Speaker 1: I've always been a city girl.
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  Speaker 3: But now I want, you know, I want the— luxury
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  Speaker 3: of having both places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think just the one time that I went there,
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  Speaker 1: there was.
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  Speaker 2: Something just very spiritual about Montana and your view when you,
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  Speaker 2: you know, wake up in the morning and see that
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  Speaker 2: sun coming over that gorgeous mountain.
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  Speaker 1: What are they called again? The Bridgers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Bridgers. Yeah. I will say though, when I saw
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  Speaker 1: your stories, I felt sad. Yeah. Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because you moved there and then we started the podcast
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  Speaker 2: and then I've had the version of you being.
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  Speaker 1: Back in LA and us having this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And when I saw you there, it was like, oh no.
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  Speaker 2: And I had to keep reminding myself she's coming back hometown.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: Abandonment issues. Oh, the biggest abandonment issues. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where those come from. Well, For maybe many things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was very.
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  Speaker 2: Excited for you because it was beautiful to watch, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Leo with his little crown on. He looks like an elf.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, he looks identical to your sister. Like
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  Speaker 2: they are identical twins. Because when I told that to
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  Speaker 2: your sister, she was like, wait until you meet my husband.
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  Speaker 2: They look exactly like. I'm like, I still cannot see
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  Speaker 2: anybody except Autumn. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't think I've ever been more in love
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  Speaker 3: besides my children with someone else's baby.
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  Speaker 1: I love him so much.
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  Speaker 3: If my sister called me right now and was like,
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  Speaker 3: I need you, I'd be like, okay, let me find
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  Speaker 3: a flight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, the flight direct to Montana already left,
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  Speaker 3: so let me go through Salt Lake City or Denver.
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  Speaker 1: How did you do flying? Because we all know that
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  Speaker 1: you hate flying. Did you medicate? No, no, no. On
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  Speaker 1: the way there, I had a moment of.
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  Speaker 3: Of sheer panic. And I always sit in 11 C
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  Speaker 3: or D. That's like my seat that I refuse to
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  Speaker 3: give up.
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  Speaker 1: I started panicking.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'm able to talk myself out of when
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  Speaker 3: I start having a panic attack. Sometimes I get worried
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  Speaker 3: that it's going to become too big where I won't
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  Speaker 3: be able to control it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm really getting good. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I fly all the time and I still walk on
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  Speaker 3: a plane and I still think that like I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to die.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I find that it's people who fly all
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  Speaker 2: the time that have those issues with flying.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Because the more you fly, the more terrifying shit you
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  Speaker 2: encounter while flying.
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  Speaker 1: And so there's like.
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  Speaker 1: Something about it.
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  Speaker 2: Like, when you talk to someone who flies all the time,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, well, this one time, this happened. And then
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  Speaker 2: when I was flying to Hong Kong, this happened. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just throwing out shit right now. So, of course,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to feel like, what is this time going
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  Speaker 2: to bring?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I just stopped breathing. I can't even
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  Speaker 3: explain it. Like, I feel like I need to, like,
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  Speaker 3: open nostrils.
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  Speaker 1: You say that a lot. The other day, she was
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  Speaker 1: working out. She had, like, a nose strip on. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, what's this? Because this nostril has collapsed.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know. I've never done cocaine. So, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what the reason why it would have collapsed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: So anyways, my ENT said I could have a surgery,
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  Speaker 3: but I feel like when I get on a plane,
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  Speaker 3: I can't breathe.
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  Speaker 1: Like I literally stop breathing. So anyways, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Made it and I'm back and I'm happy to be back.
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  Speaker 3: I was really looking forward to seeing you today. I
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  Speaker 3: did really miss you.
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  Speaker 2: I missed you a lot when I said I was
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  Speaker 2: going to pick you up at 8.15 and you were like,
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  Speaker 2: I want to stay in Santa Monica.
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  Speaker 1: With the guy. I was like, sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's funny I can totally tell by your
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: text I knew that tone when you sent me that
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  Speaker 1: text I was like oh it's not an aggressive tone
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  Speaker 1: it's like no.
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  Speaker 3: I know but I'm not gonna be able to see
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  Speaker 3: him for like another eight days because I have Riley
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  Speaker 3: and he has his kids and it's my week like
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  Speaker 3: so it was my only night.
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  Speaker 2: No I was excited for you But because I just
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  Speaker 2: realized that I have PMDD, I believe is what it's called. Post.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Depression syndrome?
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  Speaker 2: No, premenstrual depression disorder. I don't know if anybody else
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  Speaker 2: has this. You just said you have it. I will
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  Speaker 2: go and I now thank God someone brought this up
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  Speaker 2: and that there's like an acronym for it, a name,
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  Speaker 2: because I've now clocked When I go through these cycles of,
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  Speaker 2: and I've talked about this, self-loathing, not feeling good enough,
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  Speaker 2: knocking every single accomplishment I've ever had down to nothing,
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  Speaker 2: being like, that's not even a fucking big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Everything you do is dumb. Everything you say is stupid.
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  Speaker 2: You should do it like, and I have to pack
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  Speaker 2: for a trip. And I was trying on clothing and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I hate my body. I
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: hate my hair.
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  Speaker 1: I should go bleach blonde. No, I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I need this. Maybe if I had
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  Speaker 1: a better jawline, this shirt would look better. What?
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. The whole thing. I called Michelle.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm done fucking packing. I can't look
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  Speaker 2: at another outfit. I don't want to look at myself
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  Speaker 2: in the outfit. And I'm going shopping and blowing my
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: entire life savings on new clothing so that I feel
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  Speaker 2: good about myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do that. That's so hormones talking. No, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down.
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  Speaker 2: I stopped and I was like, We're taking half a unisom.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting into the fucking bed and eating flying nachos.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what, you know what I was going to
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  Speaker 3: ask you? Did you take a unisom before you went downstairs?
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  Speaker 3: Because let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I used to do this when I took Xanax. Do
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  Speaker 1: you get the munchies? Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: I have a picture of it. And then I would
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  Speaker 3: take a selfie, which is even worse. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you fat bitch. Look at you downstairs eating raw cookie
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  Speaker 3: dough while your children are up asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Your husband's.
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  Speaker 3: In another state fucking someone and you're in the same
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  Speaker 3: robe as you gave birth.
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  Speaker 1: Like you are a.
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  Speaker 3: Disgusting fucking human being. And then I'm like, oh, it's
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: the Xanax, not me. Hence the reason I'm sober.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. That is so.
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  Speaker 2: No, I had to take... You know I've been really
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  Speaker 2: good about not popping unisoms. I do my concoction of
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: not one, not two, but three magnesium and two valerian root.
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  Speaker 1: But that's okay. Probably on my ass. I think that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I usually do that.
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  Speaker 2: But because I was in self-loathing for so long, I
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  Speaker 2: look at the clock and I'm like, that's not going
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  Speaker 2: to kick in.
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  Speaker 1: That concoction won't kick in for another hour or two.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be in this headspace for that much longer.
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  Speaker 3: Engaging when you have to take it is, like, that
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  Speaker 3: also stressed me out, too.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want a song? Fucking ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Bye. Okay, so you won't see the guy for, like,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: eight days. So did you just, like, ride that dick
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  Speaker 2: like a fucking bull?
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Like a cowgirl. Do people ride bulls? Yes, people ride bulls. Jesus.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: They do, right? That's a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't subscribe to doing that, though. I know you don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like rodeo shit, right?
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  Speaker 2: Like bareback, saddle bronc. Yeah, but do they like tie
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  Speaker 2: their feet up and stuff?
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  Speaker 3: No, they don't tie their, how are they going to
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  Speaker 3: buck if they tie their feet up?
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  Speaker 1: They would trip and fall. Then why do they buck?
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  Speaker 1: Because they're wild animals. You're like a real fucking Montana cowboy,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you? No, I'm not, but I really like your
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: cowgirl boots. I know. I'm one to talk, right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you, some fucking cowgirl?
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, so tell me about the sex and the position.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: My boobs have been itching so badly lately.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I wish that that, you know how they say that
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: your palms itch when you're about to come into money?
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Let's change that. Wait, can we? When your boobs itch,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: you're about to come into some money. What does that mean,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: when your boobs itch? I find that it happens with
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: people who have boob jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Mm-hmm. Okay. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. What's on the agenda next? I want to know
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  Speaker 1: the new position that you have. Oh, now I'm embarrassed. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So, it's... I'm on the bottom. Okay. So, on your back?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I'm on my back. I'm trying to picture it.
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  Speaker 1: He's on top of me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But, like, sitting up. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean sitting up?
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  Speaker 3: Like, not, like, laying on top of me. Like, sitting
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  Speaker 3: up like this.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm here. Are his legs folded on his knees?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And then he... God, this is so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Does he touch his arms underneath?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed right now. But I love it. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I just got really giddy. And then it's like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: am I on my back? Yeah, you're on your back. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were on your stomach. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: No. Oh, and his hands were like around like this.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And he was just fucking pounding it. Yes, but it
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: felt good because this and then like a little massage. Oh,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: a little chokage. Oh my God.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love LA. She's so vanilla.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: It felt good.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you poo-pooing my new position?
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  Speaker 1: I love it. By the way, vanilla sex is where
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  Speaker 1: it's at. Okay. Please don't pound. Please don't pound. I'm
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: not a piece of chicken. Yes. Please don't. I also
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: need this to feel good. My vagina is not 16 anymore.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Like I got to preserve. It's got to be. That
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: position sounds awesome. Cause I don't like a full, like
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you put your hands around my neck.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I start getting a little concerned. No, I had, I
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: had that experience once. And I, for a second, I
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm on Dateline.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I'm ending up on Dateline. Because it was too much.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: And I was in a dry sauna. So I couldn't. Wait, what?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: You fucked in a dry sauna? Yes.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: What's a dry sauna? Aren't all saunas dry? No, there's
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: a wet sauna. Like a steam, right?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: No, that's a steam room. And then a sauna. Yeah,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: but I call it wet sauna, dry sauna. Wow, that's crazy.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I think if you went to a spa, they wouldn't
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: know what you were talking about.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Truly, though. I've never heard this. Do you have a
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: wet sauna or a dry sauna? I'd be like, well,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: just if it were wet, the coals would not be
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: able to burn. So, just the dry one. Okay, the
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: steam shower. Do they call it a steam shower? Steam room, baby. Oh,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: steam room.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Steam room.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so in a sauna. You were in a sauna? Yes.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: That sounds intense. Yeah, it was scary. Sounds very intense. Yeah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I was scarred a little bit.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I had the boy in town.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Mmm.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Tell me everything.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I just don't like that my mom asked me what
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: position you were in.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: No, she would never.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I just share that freely and she still doesn't want
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: to hear it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, let me talk to you about it. Oh,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: your mom doesn't want to hear that. I know.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I do that with my mom too. She's like, Amber, stop.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't. Tell us, how was it? It
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: was so good. Was it?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love it. We just like talked for like
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: hours on end after we banged. Bang, bang. Chitty, chitty, bang, bang. Bang, bang.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: And then I.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Told him, I was like, the last time, do you
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: understand I had to go to the OBGYN to make
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: sure that my IUD was not somewhere it shouldn't be?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I know. Do you remember that? Oh, he's that big?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Because we fucked squatty potty position. Do you remember? What's
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: squatty potty? Have I not told you this? No. Squatty
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: potty sounds disgusting. It kind of is. It felt really,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: really good. Squatty potty. So I just call it that.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: It's not really like squatty potty, but he's standing up
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: like this. And then my legs are somewhat draped over
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: his shoulders. But you're obviously still, your vagina is low enough.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: So I was basically folded in half.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: And he's standing up on the bed. And he's standing up.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And he was holding my legs like this. So it
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: was like, boom, boom.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But I took these Alice things that my friend that
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I told you about gave me.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And it says, take one. Or take three for maximum arousal.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I can't leave a chocolate square
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: like that. Like, I clearly have to take four.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I can't have one rogue chocolate just hanging in the air.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. I'm the same way. I hate that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So I took four.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: And after he, like, put it in because I was tired, like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: right in that moment, I was like, fuck this.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I was, like, on top. And I was fucking going down.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: So you felt it? Yeah, I felt it. The chocolate.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: It hit instantly.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And I could feel myself clearly squirting all over the bed.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Clearly squirting all over the bed. And it was fine.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: It was like, whatever. But then I get up to, like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: clean myself off. And I was like, do we change
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the sheets?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: He was like, are you fucking kidding me? No, just
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: put a towel down. I was like, that seems very uncomfortable.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: So we put a towel down. Oh.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. It was really cute. And then we woke up.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: We chatted some more. We had, like, our little coffee. He, like,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: bumped gums with me. It was cute. It was great. Perfect.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Your love cup is, like, just filled. I don't know
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: about that. Well, the sex cup.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: My mom asked me, like, do you think you're going
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: to catch feelings for him? Like, how do you feel
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: about it?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, why did you ask me that? Because
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I haven't even thought about it. Yeah, don't think about it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Like, we're all good. I don't want to think about, like,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: what does it mean? It doesn't mean anything. Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: It means.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: We're in, we communicate. When I see him, we have
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: And like, let's just leave it at that and let
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: it just do its thing.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I think that's safe for now. I think so too.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: And then, like I said to you last night, if
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: it turns into something, let it turn into something without
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: even realizing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It turned into something. And then you realize like, oh wait,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: this is going somewhere. Yeah. Or I actually like you
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: more than just.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: the occasional bumping and then you got to.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Ask yourself questions. Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I have this friend and she's been wanting to set
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: me up with someone. And the other day she was like, hey,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: just so you know, we're going on a double date soon.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And I was like, really?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: With who?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And she tells me like who the guy is, whatever.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And I know him. I've met him.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: But I was like, why is this? Like even talking
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: about it right now gets me nervous. Like, why is
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: it so much easier for me to be like, come
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: over and let's like have sex? And like what makes
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: me really nervous is like going to dinner with someone.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Because a date feels so much more intentional than having sex.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: How sad is that?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Because sex is like for you is just like a.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Transaction.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: You make me feel good. I'll make you feel good.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: But going on a date, I feel like there's.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: A lot more pressure. Now you have to ask questions.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: You have to like, and you also know this person too.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Like the one that I.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: When you go on a date with someone new, it's like,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: as you get older, being sober, it just feels a
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: little more like, oh God, I can't like debilitating at times.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Do you feel that way ever on first dates?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: But then I just, like, remember, like, can I be
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: friends with this person? I try to take the, like,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: is this my person, boyfriend, or husband?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: And then I say to myself, like, no. can I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: just kick it with this guy? Can we be friends? Oh,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I like this. This is so much better. I can
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: go into that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It takes the pressure off of me going like, it
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: feels like a freaking job interview.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Like, am I good enough to be your girlfriend? Am
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I good enough to be your wife? It's like, no.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Are you good enough to be my friend? Oh, I
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: love that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that because when I feel really, really
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: comfortable with someone, that is when the sex is mind
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: blowing because I turn into like a different kind of beast.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Well, the sex always gets better, like, as a relationship
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: goes on. Yes.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Like, first time sex is not great. No, because I'm
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: nervous and I'm like, am I connecting with you? Like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I want to have an orgasm, but like, my mind
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: is blocking me from doing that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a very, for me, I don't know how
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: other women feel, but like, having an orgasm is a
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: very vulnerable thing. They're like almost seeing like a part, like,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I have to be very, I have to be mentally
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: connected with you or like, I'm probably going to have
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: to fake it just so we can wrap it up here. Yes. Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: A lot of women do fake it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. Whereas when I'm mentally connected and we're vibing and
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I feel comfortable, like what do you want to do?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Anything, anything.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I will deep throw that until I have mascara dripping
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: down my face.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Okay. Like eyes watering, gagging. I don't give a shit.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. You little horn dog. I love it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: When I feel like that's when I'm like, let's fucking go.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: What do you want?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But you are not the initiator, right? You're not
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: saying like, let's do this. Like I'll do anything, but
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I want you, I want it to be your idea.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: If I'm very, very comfortable, I will initiate all of it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Really? I'll tell you exactly what to do.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: But if I'm uncomfortable or just not feeling like we're
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: there yet, then I'm very much like, oh, a dick.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: What? What do I do with it?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: You are so cute. I can't take it. I'm like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: you want to put it where? Inside. Ah. Sounds intense.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: I'm really— I cannot believe you ate those chocolates and it
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: actually worked.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: That's really interesting.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it worked for my friend, too. She fucked
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: her husband four times in one night.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Four times. That's a lot. That is a lot.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: When you think about the mental pressure you are under
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: as parents with work and bills to pay, and you
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: get a weekend, and you're fucking four times in one night,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: that's a lot. Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I will say, though, the group of women I went
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: with to lunch, they all, when they talk about their husbands,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, these women have such healthy, cute marriages. Yes.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Like literally at the table, one girl was like, oh
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: my God, my husband just texted me this like schoolgirl
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: outfit and asked if he can buy it for me.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that is so fucking cute. I love that. Wow.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or just randomly, like my friend was telling me
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: the other day, my husband FaceTimed me and I was
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: about to answer it because he was out of town.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: And so I was going to put my kids on.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Thank God I didn't because when I answered, it was
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: just like a hard dick. I'm like, that is so cute.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's how you keep a marriage alive.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yes. I love that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I was putting my stuff in the car this morning
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: and I had my suitcases from Montana.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And before I got in the car, he grabbed me
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and he started dancing with me in the street. And
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, these are the moments that I love.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: This guy? Yeah. He's cute and he has a really
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: hot voice. He is so fantastic. How did this turn
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: into Sex Unlocked? How funny is that?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Okay. Did you watch the VMAs by any chance?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't even know they were on. I was
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: watching the football game. I thought the Chargers. Can you
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: believe that game?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, that game was wild. But can we first talk about...
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: So I was watching the Ravens game, obviously. And... Right
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: after the Ravens game, the VMAs came on, the exact
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: same channel. And I was so high off of that
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: game because our little kicker who, like, threw it away
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: for us last season where we did not move on.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. He fucking crushed it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: And... just every single play towards the end lamar jackson
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: calling everything where sometimes when i watch him i'm like
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: come on you motherfucker get it together and then i'll talk.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: To east and i'm like is he the right quarterback
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: for us i'm not quite.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Sure how'd you get rid of harbaugh i don't understand
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: like i start tweaking out yeah it was such a
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: good game that after that i was like i have
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: to masturbate no i must i must oh my god
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: so i missed the vmas.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: But you were home alone god damn you had a
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: good weekend that's the greatest weekend oh my god it
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: was so fun only my drawing being like which one
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: should i choose.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And not having to be quiet oh oh yes so fun.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Doors are open oh yeah there's nothing worse when you
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: feel a good orgasm coming on and you have to
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: be quiet that's that's the worst.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I know you're like you're like Yes, yes, yes.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: My stomach hurts from laughing. My stomach hurts.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I can only imagine how heinous my face looks in
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: this podcast with.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: All of it. It's very graphic.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: It's very graphic and very sodium filled. Someone asked me,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: would you ever record yourself having sex?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes when
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I get to hitting it, I'm like tweaking out. You
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: should not do that.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling I.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I don't have sex unless I feel hot. That's for sure.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Except this weekend. I was like, I'm so tired. I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: need to get in the bath. He's like, you don't
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: want to take a shower with me? I was like, no,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I need to be in the bath.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I must be in the bath. With Epsom salt.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: And an ice pack on my vagina. Thank you very much.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be hunched over like Gollum, but it's fine.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: See, when they can watch you do that and still
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: be like, you want to fuck? Let me put it in.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: It's like, yes, I dig you.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want to look sexy. I just want to
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: feel comfortable. No, but you are going to look sexy
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: if you feel comfortable. The right man. That's true. Anyway,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: back to the VMAs. Back to football. What is wrong
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: with us?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: So much.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It's about vibrations and choking out.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Ugh. Kacey Musgraves' performance that was a tribute to Dolly Parton, emotional.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: It's amazing when you think about that song, I'll Always
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Love You by Dolly Parton.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: There will always.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Only be one Dolly, one Whitney, one Michael, one Prince.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: And that is what makes it so hard when you lose. Like,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I don't, you know, these are like celebrities, you know, superstars.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: They're so amazing in the impact and her... particularly Dolly
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: and what she did for people and giving back.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. It is unbelievable.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I'm always just, I don't really have that like star
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: struck thing that happens with people. But when I see
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: a celebrity like Dolly or Rod Stewart, who I've seen
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: in person and spoken with, I'm like, you guys were
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: pushing albums and, And making it to the top of
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: the charts where there was no social media. There were
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: talk shows that people had to tune into at a
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: certain time. You couldn't release just one song. It had
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: to be a body of work. You couldn't go in
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: and just download it on iTunes. People had to leave
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: their homes to buy the cassette, the CD.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Those people get me Star-struck. It's like the Beatles.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like that with the Beatles, too, because you think
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: about it. People are now craving— I think it was an article,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: probably an Instagram thing, where it said people are now— what
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: talent is, is getting people to leave their homes to
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: come spend money to watch you.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Bringing people back into the stadiums that's talent, not a
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: click and a download. And then it goes viral because
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: everyone's sharing it because they liked one lyric or they like,
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: it makes them feel like the songs about a particular
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: chapter of their life. Like real talent is getting people
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: to go sit in seats at a venue and listen
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And that's what all of these people did that you
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: were just talking about.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: But that tribute, I mean, Casey Musgraves is obviously stunning,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: but like Just the entire aesthetic. So talented.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: How could you not be sobbing?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I know. That song just moves you. That's such a classic. That,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: and I also love Hallelujah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's been so many different versions of Hallelujah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: but that song, so good.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: You know, that was one of Ocean's favorite songs when
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: she was like two, three, four years old. We would
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: have to listen to it on repeat.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that song. It was like, Hallelujah again.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter won best collab on stage Madonna
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: called Sabrina out for not getting back to her about
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: doing a song with her until five days later she
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: DM'd her back really how funny five days it's like
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: bitch I'm Madonna you should have responded in like literally
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: three seconds seconds could you imagine Madonna sliding in because
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I have to imagine even people she's not sorry.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I was just saying she probably didn't know because she's
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: not controlling her Instagram.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Of course It is crazy though.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I can't even imagine like reaching the level of success
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: that Sabrina Carpenter has. It's still got to be like
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: a holy shit moment when someone like Madonna wants.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: To collaborate with you. I know. Like, I can't even imagine.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even, I don't know what that would even
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: No, I remember when Rihanna reached out to me about
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: my collab with the Ninja Thirsty and I was like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Really? Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, that's amazing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I made it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I made it. Rihanna reached out.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I'm in. Nick Cannon promises Netflix docuseries will answer any
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: questions people may have. So he co-parents, and I think
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: pretty productively, with six different women. Like, when I watch,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: and again, I'm... an obvious outsider but when I watch
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: him he's like at the birth of every child he's
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: at every birthday party he's like really involved and I
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: look at these baby daddies where they just have the
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: one and it's like.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You couldn't show up yeah yeah yeah you couldn't fucking.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Show up this guy's fucking crushing it he's like Jesus
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: he's taking care of all his children.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Aww I love that for him.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I would watch it for sure I watched the Marty
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Short one I didn't finish it though Marty Short Doc
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I was in Martin Short Martin Short People call him Marty.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: His close friends. You know what it is. I know
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, you don't know Marty?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Can you get him on the pod? He's so funny.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. The talent. But I love those kind
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: of documentaries. Docu-series.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: You said that the Jay-Z one was really good. I'm
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: not even done with that one. It's so good. Oh
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: my gosh. When you get chills just listening to... I'm sorry.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: The most iconic time for me that's the most memorable
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: was when Jay-Z... Kanye West and Rihanna were just freaking
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: doing their thing as a little trio. Like, I vividly
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: remember All Star Weekend. They performed, and I think they
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: performed all of the lights, and I got just, like, chills.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I could not imagine, like, being... That fucking famous, that
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: talented to where just the tiniest little beat drop of.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: And everyone like going crazy. It does something to you.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I know. That's how I feel watching the... The Jay-Z one?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you. The Jay-Z one.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: There's something about his music and then he's breaking down
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: the lyrics and like it just goes... Oh my God,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: it's so good, you guys.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: It's so good. Oh, like the preview of it when
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: he's like talking to, what's the guy's name?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin. And he's like, all I heard was,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: my name is Ho, Ho.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: And then the beat drops and they start playing the
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: actual song.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, this is what I live for.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, but you realize through his lyrics, there's like double
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: meanings to every line. And then it's like, it's poetry.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: He's such a... He's just incredible. Yeah, but that's all
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: of the greatest if you think about it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Eminem, all of them. Yes, where there's so many meanings
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: behind every single line. It's like, you're a genius.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The fact that I get to be on this
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: earth and share it with you right now is crazy.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I was watching a video of Teddy Swims singing in
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: New York City. I mean, that guy's voice is of
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: an angel.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I know, he's legit. It's incredible. And I love the name.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Teddy Swims, are you kidding me?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: That's so good. I know. That is so good. I
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: thought Alicia Keys was good.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: That's why I want to change my name. Amber Childers.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Like, what?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Same. I want to change my name, too. No, you
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: got a sick name. Lala Kent? It's just a lot. No,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it's not. No, it's not.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I want to be Amber West. Only because my mom's
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: maiden name is West.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Change it. Change it now. That's sick. Amber West. That's
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: a cool.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, I love my dad and I love the Childers, but, like,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Amber West.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: It's just, like, lands. It lands. It lands. I like chillers, though.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Do people call you childers, though? Yes, and I don't
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: See, that's where it gets funky. I have the same
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: thing with my name. Like, Lauren Birmingham, first of all,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: not my name, but also even Lauren Birmingham just, like,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: does not hittin'. Not hittin'. No.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: It's a mouthful. Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Pauly D proposes to his girlfriend during his DJ set
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: in Vegas at a pool party in front of everyone.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I love that that guy's still around and getting articles
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: written about him.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I remember there was a time that I spoke about
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: how I was rewatching.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the Jersey Shore?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Iconic, right?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: No production needed. No. They were all over the place.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: But I remember thinking like, damn, Pauly D is hot.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I got dragged for like the, on behalf of the girlfriend, right? Really?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I was just saying, like, he's
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: hot in this show. But everyone calmed down. I guess
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: you can't.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I have to assume she was into it. I don't
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: know that I'd want to be proposed to like that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure she knew. Oh, you think she knew? Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she had an idea. Do you think he
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: was acting all funny? She actually probably made him. You're
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: going to propose to me on stage. On stage. In
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: front of everybody. Yeah, this isn't private. Like he got
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: in trouble. He got in trouble.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: And so she's like, now I need a ring. And
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: now you're going to do it in front of everybody. Oh,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I like where your head's at.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: How would you want to be proposed to? Oh, geez.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Have you thought about it? I haven't put much thought
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: into it.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: No, no, definitely. Well, I'll know where I don't want
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to be proposed to in a restaurant.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Or on a jumbotron. Please don't. Or a jumbotron.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Like I want to be in nature, like preferably Montana
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: or on a hike or on the beach.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I'll do a beach. That's really cute.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Or at a basketball game. No, because in the jumbotron.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: The jumbotron will get you.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yep.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: They will find you. Definitely not at a basketball game.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: The beach or the mountains? I think I'm going mountains.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I think I'd probably want you to take me back
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: to my, even, even though my home state is like,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: like I have really good memories there.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I left for a reason.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And when I go back, it's, like a little bit
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: wonky yeah I can't quite tell no I feel yeah
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's where I would want to be
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: proposed to because it just looking back it was like
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: life was so simple like when I think about it
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: it's like I could wholeheartedly be.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Like maybe a family barbecue that's so cute yeah where
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: everyone's playing like horseshoes.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah I just want something cute and intimate and small
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: uh Even for a commitment ceremony, something just like petite
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: with my closest little people.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I want that in like the woods. Yeah. Flowy dress.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I don't need anything extravagant. I don't need glam. I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: always thought I would want a wedding. I'll just Hollywood
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: to my photos. We're good. That's so funny. Would you
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: put extensions in or would you have short hair at
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: your wedding? I want long hair. Down to the ass, right?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I am growing my hair out. I don't care how
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: thin it is.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I'm taking my medication to help with my hair. I
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: got to start on that Nutrafol again.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I love Nutrafol. I know you do. I know you do.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I want to try it. Yeah, like I swear by it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: But why does it take three to six months to
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: start seeing results? Like I'm an instant kind of gratification.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Like I want to wake up and I want to
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: have Rapunzel hair. But babe, three to six months is nothing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It's nothing. Take it consistently.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I got my hair done the other
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: day and it's already feeling thicker, but she she blow
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: dried it. And I looked like Rod Stewart. I had
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like all these like things popping up.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, what is that? Is that broken hair?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, that's all fresh like growth. Oh, that's great.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: She was like, you should see the back.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: You've got like chunks that are not broken that are
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: just like coming in.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: That's from the Nutrafol? Yes. See, my boob itches again. Oh,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it means you're going to have good hair.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: So... Right now, Bravo's like crushing it, by the way.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like all of their new shows are coming out.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. We've got Salt Lake airing. We've got
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: OC that's like... I rock with Housewives, whether the season's
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: fantastic or just like middle of the road because it's just...
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I like it. They're halfway through. New York, that's fresh.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Potomac's coming out soon. Salt Lake, if you're sleeping on it,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it. You have to. It is so...
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: fucking good.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Well, you said episode one is unbelievable.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Episode one, and I'm sure people who binge watch reality
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: TV on every single platform and network, we all have
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: like our holy grail, right? Which for me is old
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: school Roni. This, that first episode of Salt Lake season seven,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: one of the greatest episodes I've ever seen of reality TV.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I'm watching it tonight.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: You must. I am watching it tonight. And text me
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and tell me what you think.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: So we've got all these new shows as well, special...
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: And I even did red leather, yellow leather today.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, I refuse to talk like I've had a.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Stroke or my tongue is too big for my mouth. Well,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: we've done a lot of talking today. Special forces, Dancing
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: with the Stars, hosting an award show. Wait, that's on Bravo?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: No, no, I just, these are all new shows that
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: are coming out. We have a new season of Traitors,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: all the Real Housewives that I just mentioned.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Would you want to go on any of these?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Special Forces looks really, really hard, but there's a part
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: of me— I would do Traitors.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Traitors seems so— Yes. Fun. I've said that they asked me.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: On season two, and I was in my custody battle
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: and was like, I cannot be out of the country.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I've got, like, a little baby, and we're, like, kind
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: of in the thick of it. Then they asked me
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: to go on another season, and that thing on my
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: eye popped up. Yep. And when I went into the specialist,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, I've got to leave
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: out of the country in three weeks, and she— quite
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: literally laughed at me.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And she was like, you're not going anywhere.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I need to see you every two weeks for the
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: next three months to make sure that we're getting this.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could quite literally lose your vision. So
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. And I'm like, I wonder if
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I'll have... a third opportunity to do it. Yes, 100%
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: you will. And if I don't, all is good. It
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: wasn't meant to be. And if I get the opportunity
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: and I can't, then I know for sure this is
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: not meant to be.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: We got to just release this one. No, you will
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: do it. I would do that one.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Traders seems like so much fun. Would you want
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: to host an award show like Red Carpet?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I would feel so weird if it. You would feel nervous? Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: No, I love interviewing people. It's my favorite thing. You're
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: really good at it too.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, you crush it. I really do.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I love getting to know, because I just like, I
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: don't get really starstruck.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So it's, I don't know. I just love talking to people.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: You know who's crushing it right now is Erin Lim.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: She did like the rundown on E. And now she's
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: at every major red carpet premiere. Like you name it,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: she's fucking there. And she always looks fantastic. Like her
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: style is top tier. You should follow her. I think
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: you'd really like her content. I love her interview style.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: She's so fun. She's quirky, but she like gets the
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: interviews because she makes people feel safe.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: That's when you get the good stuff. Yes. Yeah. Like
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you can't just roll up on me and ask me
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: crazy things.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: No.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Well, by the way, that's what like growing up watching
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Oprah and watching Barbara Walters, like all these women, the
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: reason why they were able to interview such amazing people
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: is because of how they made And the energy in
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: the room, they made them feel safe and they were
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: able to like go there and ask them really, you know,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: they were, they could get people to talk.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like the key. No, you're right.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: The safety. Yes.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: And the tone and the way you ask the question.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: It's like their motives are pure. You're not trying to
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: get something out of them. And a lot of people
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: could tell like, you know, very emotionally aware people could
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: tell like, oh, there's a motive, like a bad motive
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: behind it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Right. Right. You know what I would like to host, actually?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I would love to host a Real Housewives reunion.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you would be so good at that. Like how
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: they brought in Nicki Minaj that one time for Potomac.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is everything and very unexpected.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. But I was like, just like a segment.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know because I'm so into the psychology of
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: these women.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: And they're all so badass in their own way.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't know.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I think I would have like the time of my
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: life doing that. Okay. So for my segment, which you're
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: new to Bravo, but we do a segment on this
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: podcast called Bravo, Bravo, Fucking Bravo. And this- Segment is
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: after Denise Richards, she was filming for Beverly Hills and
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: something was brought up that she didn't want to talk about.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: So she's like looking at the cameras and she goes, Bravo, Bravo,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: fucking Bravo. We're not talking about it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: As if she just said the network's name over and
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: over again. They wouldn't use it.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: They did. It's iconic. No way.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: So the first thing that I want to talk about is,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: which I'm sure everyone has seen, the Melania Giudice.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Stuff at the airport. Yeah, I saw it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Teresa is like one of my most favorite humans and
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: she's always been very kind to me and I adore Gia.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: So basically the TMZ footage that came out was them
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: in an elevator and it's body cam footage. And this
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: is all allegedly, right? All you can hear is Melania
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: saying she's going to post it. I'm going to post it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: And Teresa keeps saying like, we're trying to save your life.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You have fentanyl in your system. And Melania responds, I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: was laced.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Then cut to, like, they're out of the elevator where
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: that conversation took place.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: They're near the exit of the airport.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: And you can tell that Melania's, like, fixated on certain things. Like,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: the cops are kind of trying to guide her to just, like.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Chill out, stay calm. Keep her, yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Yep. And she's like, Gia, and she's, like, biting her fist.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: And she keeps saying, I'm going to post it. I
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: don't know what she posted, but... I don't know if
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: she actually had fentanyl in her system. I know that
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: she had just been released from the hospital. But I'm
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: telling you, like, you just, it is so freaking scary
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: to have children, period.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Period.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like you become consumed when you're pregnant because you
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going on inside of you. Then they
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: come out and you're constantly worried, like, are they going
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: to suffocate? What if I put something in the crib
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: that shouldn't be there?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Now they're toddlers. What if they put something in their mouth?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: What if they choke?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Right. It's a constant. And then you think that once
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: your kids are older and they hit 18 and they're
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: considered adults, that you can send them into the world.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: And that's when the real shit begins. Yeah, I say
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: little kids, little problems, big kids, big problems.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: When you say that, every single time you say that,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: it just like hits different.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's true. It's so sad.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: And as a mom, because your kid, obviously she's in college,
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: you want them to like leave the nest and have
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: that experience. But unfortunately, their frontal lobes are not developed.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: So you're putting all of these really young kids in
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: a situation where there's drugs and there's marijuana, there's mushrooms,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: and you just don't. You can't trust these drugs anymore
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: because you just never know.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I was watching the Bobby Lee show.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: And he was interviewing this guy who has the Jumper podcast.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: And his name's Adam 22. And he's very out there, right?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Very out there. They call them like the cut king,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: which is like you watching your wife like fuck someone else. Really?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: And he has no shame, right? And people, he's polarizing.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: And people either love him or they hate him. But
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: they were talking about drugs nowadays. Yes. And Adam 22,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: who's lived some life, is like, I haven't touched drugs
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: since like, and he throws out a year. He's like,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: because you cannot trust what is in these things. Caden Panettiere,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: they just a few weeks ago said this was an
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: accidental thing. The tiniest bit of fentanyl ended up in
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: one of the pills that she took. Yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: It is terrifying.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: And then there's also those two kids from, was it Mississippi,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: that died, two college kids, died from the gas station drug.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: What is it called?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that, it's some pill that you
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: get at the gas station to help, like, concentration and.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You get it at a gas station? Yes. Yes, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: by the way, I was in a room... In our program.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: And a guy was taking a 24 hour chip, not
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: because he had consumed alcohol, not because he had done
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: a drug, but because he had become addicted to these
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: energy drinks that had that in them.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Everything is just getting, and there's also a new drug
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: out to the people are overdosing from, I don't know
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: what it's called. Anyways, I can't imagine not only seeing
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: your daughter, but as Gia seeing her sister and you
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: just want to save their lives. And like they're, It
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: looks like she was heading into psychosis. But the fact
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: that they released her.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: From the hospital... I don't know. Teresa released this on socials.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: As a mother, there is nothing more important to me
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: than the health, safety, and wellbeing of my children. The
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: past few months have been incredibly difficult for our family.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: And I feel it is important to say something while
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: also protecting my daughter during an extremely vulnerable time in
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: her life.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: As a mother, there's nothing more important to me than
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: the health, safety, and wellbeing of my children. The past
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: few months have been incredibly difficult for our family. And
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: I feel It is important to say something while also
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: protecting my daughter during an extremely vulnerable time in her life.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Melania has experienced tremendous heartbreak and significant psychological trauma after
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: losing two of her best.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Two of her.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Grief affects everyone differently and watching your child try to
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: process that kind of loss is something no parent can
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: ever truly prepare for. Right now, my only focus is
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: my daughter, making sure she is surrounded... by love, family support,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: and the care she needs. I understand that because our
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: family has lived much of our lives in the public eye,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: there will naturally be questions and speculations, but Melania is
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: my daughter before she is anything else. She is a
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: young woman going through an incredibly difficult and deeply personal time,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: and she deserves the opportunity to heal without every moment
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: of her pain being analyzed publicly. I am asking from
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: one mother to another and from one family to all
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: of you to please show Melania a melania compassion and
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: kindness and allow her privacy she needs right now we
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: are incredibly grateful to everyone who has reached out with
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: love prayers and support it means more to our family
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: than you know at this time we are respectfully uh
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: we respectfully ask that the media and the public to
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: give melania and our entire family the privacy and space
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: we need as we navigate this together thank you for
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: your understanding your compassion and most importantly for respecting my
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: daughter during this difficult time um.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: I know that's what's so hard is when you have
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: been in the public eye for so long, you know,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: when things like this happen, I don't think this way,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: but many people do that you signed up for this.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You're not a singer. You're not an actress.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: You're a reality TV personality where you show your life
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: and now you want privacy.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: It's okay to ask for that. Because not everything is
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: meant for you.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. And I think this was very well said. And
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: let me tell you, Teresa Giudice is a fucking gangster. Yes,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: And above all else, she is such an incredible mom
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: to those girls.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: And you just think like, just from comments that you see,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: like I remember when Ocean did that little video of
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: saying Riley's a.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Bitch or whatever. Do you remember?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And like there were some comments. geared towards my parenting.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: And it's like, okay, even at the age of five,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: like I'm not out here cussing in front of Ocean, right?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Like she's going to do her thing. She's going to
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: hear things.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Things like this, it has nothing to do with parenting.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: What did she experience? What could I have done differently?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: People grow, they change, they experience life and things just happen.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: It normalizes life. Yes.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Seeing this, but my question though is how are they
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: allowed to release the Body cam footage.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Because that's so... I mean, that obviously would have never
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: been released. The cop, the police department obviously released it
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: in some way.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess if there's like an active case that's
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: going on, you know, things are sent into the court system.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like when people file for divorce.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: It's like it's now made public. Yeah, yeah. You know,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I think the only thing that... Is really just from
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: the jump.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Private is if you are going through a custody situation
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: and that's it. I think even custody is put out
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: there if you're also pairing that with a divorce.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: So maybe that's why. I don't know. I don't know.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I just hope she's okay.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: But like at what point do these... I mean, we're
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: all consuming it. And yes, it's like, we all want
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: to get the clicks and TMZ certainly gets the clicks.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: But at what point do you go, this is a
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: young woman who is in college, who is clearly going
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: through a lot right now. Is this going to make
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: her life more difficult? Like, this is a human being. Like,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: what's more important, her life or us getting a click?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And we clearly know that getting a click is more important.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, there are people that will be walking down
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: the street, see two people fucking beating the shit out
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: of each other.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Instead of helping, they actually film it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Call the police. Do something. Why are we filming this
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: and then uploading it to social media?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Right? Yeah, it's not okay.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I just think of, like, even Kaia Gerber losing her
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: brother and, like, how much press is in around that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: But then you think of, like.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: How much pain that family is in.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. I can't even. I cannot imagine. I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: just cannot even imagine.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Anytime I see a mother going through something with her child,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I cannot keep my— mind together and.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I can't because you're a mother and you feel that
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: like pain you can only imagine it's like we love
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: our children so much that we would go to the
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: ends of the earth to make sure that they're happy
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: healthy and safe.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I've got to get control over this crying it's like
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: become a real problem well you're also PMSing oh well
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: what's the excuse when I'm not I feel like every
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: podcast I had more stuff in Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: but I kind of just want to leave it at that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm sending them all the love. Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Thoughts and prayers. Yes, exactly.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Instead of people throwing shade, maybe everyone should just good energy.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: If you have a higher power, pray.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Power of prayer, baby. That's it. I love it.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for listening to another episode of Untraditionally Lala.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to catch you next week. Love you.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you.