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Snail-zillas Disrupting the Tooth Commodity Market | Halloween Spooktacular II
Happy Halloween, absurd friends! This time around Julian comes out of his shell to calculate the speed of a Kaiju snail (so much mucus 🤢). Meanwhile, Trace pulls out all the molars—uh, pulls out all the stops on his Fae business plan for TOUTHS Incorporated, The Uber for children’s teeth, and asks: Would That Solve Anything™?!
QUESTIONS
Trace: "What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth" from Emily
Julian: "Would you have to run from a Godzilla-sized snail?” from Kara
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