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102: Top 10 White People Sayings | #thebaldbrotherspodcast · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right to the Ball Brothers.
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  Speaker 1: We are We just shot the hot Ones episode that
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  Speaker 1: this is not gonna air in the order that we
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  Speaker 1: shot it.
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  Speaker 2: But terrible this where's the bomb?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: This man? Is it the bomb?
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  Speaker 4: That's it?
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  Speaker 1: This thing the worst thing ever. Man probably should have
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  Speaker 1: done this on the episode we talked about it. I
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  Speaker 1: am just recovering from this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm recovering though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm my tongue is a little to my tongue
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  Speaker 1: got an eyepatch on.
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  Speaker 4: But you do that to me?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Welcome to the Ball Brothers podcast. Me and
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  Speaker 1: Tone like the wax poetic on the most random musings.
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  Speaker 1: And then we like to talk movies and TV, which
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  Speaker 1: is the real reason when to do the show. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know how SEO works YouTube and the internet, you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: Have some uh some trickery.
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  Speaker 4: Top.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna kick this episode off with top ten
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  Speaker 1: white people saying.
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  Speaker 2: You're up.
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  Speaker 4: First, you're barking up the wrong tree, Poe.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to say, they did, they big one when
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  Speaker 1: you're barking.
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  Speaker 4: Up the wrong tree, barking up your wrong tree, pow.
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  Speaker 2: I love that one.
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  Speaker 4: You're barking up the wrong tree, piu huh oh, man,
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: So you don't mess with them.
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  Speaker 4: You're barking up the wrong man.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you might go that one. My first one
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  Speaker 1: is you're skating on thin eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you're skating nothing ice pout. It's the same guy.
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  Speaker 4: She had just been fucking with him all day, skating
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  Speaker 4: on that ice bound. He's just not having a good
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  Speaker 4: day at all. Oh my god. As a man, skating up.
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  Speaker 2: The ice is grey skate.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect. They make sense.
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  Speaker 2: You can bark up a tree, but you broke up
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  Speaker 2: the wrong one.
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  Speaker 4: I'll come down this bitch. Don't break the ice. Goddamn
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  Speaker 4: the drowned. I'll drown you, all right, all right, there
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  Speaker 4: no more, mister nice guy. Yeah, no more, mister nice guy.
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  Speaker 4: You push me over the heads. Man, you're already barking
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  Speaker 4: up the wrong tree, and you were skating on that ice.
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  Speaker 4: Now there's no more, mister nice guy. You can do all. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you can put them together.
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  Speaker 1: I love Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go in. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: in the same people in the same family.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get it.
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  Speaker 1: When they first you say something back to them, they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's rich, that's rich, that's rich. That's a solid counter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you ken, you were you fat?
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  Speaker 2: That's rich.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get a load of this guy. That's the next one.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get a load of this guy. You're barking up
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  Speaker 4: the road. Tree after new case, don thing else. I
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  Speaker 4: love getting a load of this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Get a load of this That could go for funny too,
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  Speaker 2: like guys killing.
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  Speaker 4: Get a load of this guy.
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  Speaker 1: It could be funny, it could be all look what
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  Speaker 1: he thinks, right, Get a load of this guy over here, pal,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit you in the mouth of this one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: news flash, buddy, news flash, buddy, news flash, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: Who you're barking up the wrong well?
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  Speaker 5: No ship, shirlock, no ship. Sure Lie, I already knew
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  Speaker 5: I was barking up the wall argument. This is a shame.
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  Speaker 4: This is all in the same days.
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  Speaker 1: Two neighbors. Who needs to cut the hedges down? You
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  Speaker 1: cut them down the wrong tree? Oh go with one
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  Speaker 1: that's actually entered my lexicon.
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  Speaker 2: Start as a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I just said, cool beans, Oh cool be cool beans.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I heard that. I was
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  Speaker 1: at it, no Lie, at a coffee shop in Portland.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was saying that because of the coffee,
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  Speaker 1: but he was just really not. She was like, oh cool,
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  Speaker 1: cool beans, and I was like, A cool that's stuck
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  Speaker 1: with the moment.
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  Speaker 2: So I say it as a joke, but now sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I just be texting this cool, be cool.
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  Speaker 4: Oh eats sake, that's what it takes for Pete's sake.
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  Speaker 4: Who is Pete? Who is Pete? I got to know?
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  Speaker 4: I got to know who feet is?
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  Speaker 2: Oh snap, all right, I like this one. Watch it, Buco.
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  Speaker 1: They love a good bucko bucko, Watch it, pal Buco.
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  Speaker 1: You're barking up the wrong tree, Bucco. You can get
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  Speaker 1: buckle in there. You can put buckle in there.
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  Speaker 4: They'll be like, oh bucoh up yours, pal.
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  Speaker 1: Up yours pound well boo well, boom freaking who tony
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  Speaker 1: cribby a river? Boom crabby a river.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Is that white people?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like white people be big with crabby river? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just as a phrase using that.
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  Speaker 2: Boo freaking who.
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  Speaker 4: Look at what the cat dragon did? Look at what
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  Speaker 4: the cat dragon did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh snap, here we go. This might be my favorite one.
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  Speaker 2: You really screwed the pooch here bro.
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  Speaker 1: Boeing. Oh my, the guy that trained me. I would
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  Speaker 1: mess up when I was a hard program to learn.
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  Speaker 1: He used to ours, come over, lean over my desk,
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  Speaker 1: hands on his hips, look at my program.
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  Speaker 4: Really screwed the pooch?
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  Speaker 2: Here, pal, he's always Then he sit down, let me tell,
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  Speaker 2: let me have a seat. Then he said again, he
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  Speaker 2: really screwed the pooch.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no ship, sherlo fix it up, man, damn man,
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  Speaker 4: sir's up. Oh that's good, we did it.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's more than ten.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to white people, man, y'all got some heat
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  Speaker 1: in the heat Willers Man, you got it, dude.
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  Speaker 4: No surreybod, no surrebye, damn it, No Surrey bo.
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  Speaker 2: Nah my watch that's a yellowvan that but no sorry,
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  Speaker 2: oh absolutely all right. Now we're going.
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  Speaker 1: Worst movies you've ever seen. Could be a bad ending,
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  Speaker 1: could be a totally bad film, could be it could
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  Speaker 1: be something that you have, you were hyped for and
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  Speaker 1: you then just disappointed.
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  Speaker 2: Uh see the hot ones.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, y'all belch all right, I'm gonna say I
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  Speaker 2: hated Paul Blart mo cop.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I didn't like it either, But I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if I hated it. I thought it was
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  Speaker 4: gonna be good.
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  Speaker 2: But it wasn't It wasn't good.
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  Speaker 4: One hundred million?
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  Speaker 2: Did it really?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? A hundred million dollars over one hundred Paul Paul Blart,
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  Speaker 4: Mall Cop was a blockbuster. The sequel didn't do as good,
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  Speaker 4: but that initial one hundred million, Yes, domestically.
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  Speaker 2: Dang.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I saw it, Paul blar I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: saw it in theater, but I saw it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just didn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't like it either.
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  Speaker 2: I just and it wasn't like corn enough to be
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  Speaker 2: like so bad it's good. It was just a very
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  Speaker 2: bad movie. I hated it all What you got.
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  Speaker 4: A new movie? The Joker, Folly of Dude.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even see that trash? Was it truly a musical?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: What was it? What was the deal with garbage? That was? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I hated it, Lady Gaga, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you wasted talented actress. The sequel went nowhere. It
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: was you need the hero. It was garbage. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: see it, complete and other filthy garbage.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see it. I hated it all right, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna go.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: I got a couple of these Spider Man two, but
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  Speaker 2: not Sam Raimi.
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  Speaker 4: You talking about amazing Spider Man.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing Spider Man to Jamie Fox, You've ever seen huh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I hated it.
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  Speaker 1: Jamie Fox's Butrew Garfield, I like he couldn't overcome Jamie Fox. No, Man, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I hated. I was legitimately frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: When he had his glasses off.
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  Speaker 4: He did it like me. It was all that was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: It was so stupid, man. I was legitimately mad. We
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  Speaker 1: watched it with the boys and Melissa and I love Jamie.
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  Speaker 2: Of course I love.
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  Speaker 1: James Treasure, but that was just a I hate that
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  Speaker 1: they could take both of those movies out for me
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  Speaker 1: and I wouldn't be mad at all. I didn't hate
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  Speaker 1: the cool he actually to me, Uh, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: he's your favorite one.
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  Speaker 4: He's one of the best. I mean, I feel like
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  Speaker 4: he has the.
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  Speaker 1: Snark of Spider Man better than anybody, Like the Spider
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  Speaker 1: Man was talking trash good.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like he might be. When they were all
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  Speaker 4: three together in one film, that was the moment I
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: realized he might be the best one. Nah, Tom Holland
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: Tom holland Tom Hollo.
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  Speaker 1: He has the boy spider Man. What I love about
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man. They used to be beating the hell out
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  Speaker 1: of Spider Man. He was talking crazy, but his mask
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: would be off, and he was a high school student
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  Speaker 1: and I feel like Tom. But then he has the
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  Speaker 1: athleticism to do Spider Man. He's he's quick enough on
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  Speaker 1: his feet to get the witty part of Spider Man.
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  Speaker 2: But he didn't have the comebacks like Andrew did. He
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  Speaker 2: is a little more. Andrew's a little more.
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  Speaker 1: He's terrific in the costume. Yes, in the costume. He's
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  Speaker 1: great ass Spider Man. He is Spencer's gifts he is.
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  Speaker 4: He is dark, broody.
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  Speaker 1: Hot topic was the boy. Yeah, that's what I like
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: about Robert Pattinson's Batman. I was like, what time you
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  Speaker 1: get off a hot topic?
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  Speaker 2: He was the worst Bruce Wayne. Like, he didn't get
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  Speaker 2: the party part of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has to
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  Speaker 2: be billionaire playboy as well.
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• 13:46
  Speaker 6: I just really liked Valkmer dude, but they ain't got
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with that drug form.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn'tven argue that he's better.
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  Speaker 4: He's better.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't argue with Lakim is better. I
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  Speaker 1: just thought he was too broody. They didn't show none
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  Speaker 1: of the billion he was.
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  Speaker 2: He was a kid. Oh was like thirty something.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, he's not thirty something in there he is? Is
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  Speaker 4: he really? Yeah? Thirty something for sure for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Now what I loved about Robert Pattinson and that Batman
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  Speaker 1: was the movies for they forgot how much of a
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: detective Batman is, Like why y'all? That was my favorite
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: part about as the kid Batman was figuring the stuff out. Yes,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: he was smarter than everybody, like he was fighting too,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: but bro he the redditor used to be having he
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: was riddles was hard and the cartoon Batman was figuring
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: stuff out.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like most of the movies like totally forgot
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: that he was a detective. It was just billionaire and fighting.
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  Speaker 4: They nailed that.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: They got that the best. He didn't even fight as much.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Had some fight, yeah, but it wasn't as fighting as
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: much as most Batman movies have. But the detective part
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: he was he was that was a captivating battle.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like nobody has completely nailed you got a
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: piece mail every piece from other movies to make the
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: complete Batman because I feel like bat Fleck ben A
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Fleck was the best Batman fighter. Yes, I agree in
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: size the statue agreed. Uh. I feel like Christian Bale
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  Speaker 4: was a nice balance between Bruce and Batman.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: He got the billionaire playboy part down. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Bruce gotta be sham.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: You gotta.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: If I'm auditioning you for my bad if they say
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Kemo stage, you're in charge of Batman. My first scene, tuxedos, champagne,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Bruce Wayne.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Gotta dazzle the room.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta buy you as Bruce Wayne first to me
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Batman in the mask you can do.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: And I hated Batman's voice.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: That's the only That's the thing about the Christian suggest
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: It was like he just had that huns once.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: They missed that so bad, and then they mixed him
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: with Tom Hardy's voice not being clear.
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  Speaker 2: It was just like, Bro, we got it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I was just having the voice of Christopher Nolan and
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: the dog on sounds.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Man, we need to hear the stop stop doing all that.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: I hate it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Man freaking tended all those stupid sounds. He doing too much.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Tenant was too much.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, way off tracks. But I hated that.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I hated Jamie Fox ruined that Jamie Fox's version of
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: and I like that villain.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he just did it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I hated it so bad, hated it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: I hated Spider Man three more.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I hate that was the next one. I was gonna say,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: but this.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Well he started dancing through the city
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: as coffee Peter Parker. I was like, get your boy, buddy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I wanted to be I wanted to deject from the
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: movie theater. See like top Gun. I was like, man
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: because the first half of the movie I like, but yeah,
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: once it got to that second half.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: And that scene was just like all right, bro it
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: was I was like, bro, all right. I didn't even
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: look at the screen for the rest of the movie.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I was just like, that is so stupid. Man Dead
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: and just ruined it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: But these movies pale in comparison to Batman and Robin.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: That is some of the worst ship ever crafted in
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: front of a camera. Was that, Yes, but that this
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: is a small element to the bullshit that was mister
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Freeze Poison Ivy. It was terrible. He had the Drew Barrymore,
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: wasn't it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: That's right at least the silver Stone pissed me.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I killed her career. Damn there, Listen, she never recovered she.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Had the baby, Carlos. That was his mom.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I don't remember. See, That's that's what I'm saying, man,
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: the fact that I ain't even notice it was her.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, let me tell you what I hated the most
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: about that movie amongst everything you said, mister Freeze is
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: a great villain, his reasoning, his story, and he.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Looked incredible in the movie.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: No, he did as like.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Visually he looked incredible.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But mister Freeze needs to be small. Yes, he needs
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: to be demeanated because the suit needs to make him like.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: That's to me, that's part of his allure. I'm a scientist.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I built the suit. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a freaking action figure.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, mister Freeze was smart.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: He was a loving husband, He was a scientist. It
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: became cartoonishly goofy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: That episode of him on the animated series.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Mister free Yes, man, his wife was dying. Like, bro,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: that's real, that's good villainy.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm going what I got to do to say
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: my loved ones Darth Vader like his final push into
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: the dark side because I want to save somebody. You
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. I can get with a villain.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And also he's filled with anger for the other stuff, Like, Okay,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Nigga, he not, he just.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Chill. I felt like they just wanted to sell like
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: happy Meal toys like y'all. Wasn't really trying to make
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: a good movie for y'all. Was just like, let me
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: get the biggest people who cares about the stuff.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Uma Thurman was terrible. It's poisoning.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Terrible.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I hate it, but she was able to recover. All right,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with this. Transformers. Oh, Revenge of the Falling, Okay?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Is that the second one? That's with the Niggabots.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know. That's with the two niggabytes. I think
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: the coon butts.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think they were a second.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: I think it was like they were the coon the
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: coon bots they were. That's the one that devastated, right, Yes?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Is that the one where Shilah both dies and he
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: goes to Transformers Heaven?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I don't I think that might have been the third one.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Is that not Revenge of the Falling? I'm pretty sure's
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Revenge of the Falling.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Revenge of the Falling is the second one. Dark Side
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: of the Moon is the third one.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Dark Side of the Moon. It's Dark Side of the Moon.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It's Dark Side of the Moon.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Shilah both died and he went to Transformers Heaven Tony.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted to flip my seat over. I thought that
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: was the stupidest Why why, why why would a human
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: being die and then go to Transformers Ancestral plane trash?
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Why trash trash? No, it's the second one.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: He died.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It's Revenge of the Falling.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I can't remember him going, is it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, So it's Revenge of the Falling in because the
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Falling was the villain, right, Yeah, okay, so I'm I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: didn't like Dark Side of the movie either, but it
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't because.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Dark Side of the Moon. They was in Chicago on
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: that one.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's Revenge of the Fallow for sure.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I don't remember.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I literally was, man, my god, I was so mad.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I was so I thought that was so stupid. Yeah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, how did y'all, Why would y'all do that?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Why would that make that ain't never happened before or since?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You can't do that stupid So anyway, dumb, I hate it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Speed to Cruise Control. I forgot
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: that movie. Garbage and one of the worst, one of
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: the worst movies I've ever seen, easily one of the
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: all time. They was on the boat. They was on
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: the cruise. Uh, Sandra Bullock and her boyfriend Jason Patrick
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: on the cruise and it was hijacked by William Dafoe
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: and Cruise Control. It's like speed on a boat. Keanu
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Reeves was like, man, fuck this with good reason, trash.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Oh Man, Sharknado is purposely bad. I would never have
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: that in the.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Kind of Sharknado was supposed is what it's supposed to be. Like,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I know that's not meant to be.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: For rid, it's just so bad. It's good man, Speed
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: to Cruise Control for all right. Let me think maybe
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the worst movie is a little harsh. But I didn't
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: enjoy this at all. Here comes the boom.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I never saw it.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Kevin James, you see that. I I said I didn't.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't say it's the worst. Didn't get
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: me worse, man, worse than that, man, this is.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: The worst movies you've ever seen. Man, he's gotta be
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: top to bottom bad for Colored Girls. I've never seen that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I don't even I don't even want to see that trauma.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I just saw the play for Colored Girls. Michael Early
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: spoiler alert throws a baby out of a window.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I heard about this in this movie. Now is the
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: acting bad?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't enjoy it much of this movie at all?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: So the acting was bad.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I just had to see the play. I think it
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: was worse because I just saw the play. The play
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: was good, it was amazing. RAN just happen to see it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: So when the movie came out, I'm going expecting to
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: see a version of what I saw.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: What was the contrast the performances?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, and it ratcheted up the t
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I just I buy. I think Michael Eat was in
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the military. He had PTSD or something like that, so
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: he gave a bad performance. No, he didn't know what
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is I It was the unbelievability
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: of that move from a carrier, like to throw your
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: baby out the window.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: So he just straight up through a baby out the window.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: He was losing his mind from the PTSD.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: What do you think he was doing out the window.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: No, he knew he was throwing a baby was the
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: point boo?
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, oh yeah, it was two babies.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: He threw two babies out the window.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: He sure did.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: He just threw him out the window, threw How did
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: we get to that point? That movie?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It was mad at the mom, Yes, the baby's dad. Yes,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I'm off, I'm out, I'm out. It sounds terribly terrible.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: It's trumpa porn and I don't like to use that word.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I think black people can.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I think it gets used a little too much, but
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: it's it's properly attributed.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Orgy. Yes, come out man, street Fighter.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Oh man, there was that in Mortal Kombat.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: The first Mortal Kombat was good. What was it for
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: the time?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Who was your street Fighter?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: John Claud van dam Raud, Julia's Bison.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: That was a moment.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I think Street Fighter made me feel like they shouldn't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: have done They shouldn't do no more video game movies.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Street Street Fight. Mortal Kombat too was trash. But Street
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Fighter I saw that in theaters. I was like, man,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: fuck and fuck you. I said fuck you to whoever's
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: sitting next to me. I don't know who it was.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: It was a random family. I was like, man, funk
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: this and fuck you? That was pissed garbage.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Let me make sure after Bright Game, what is the
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: name of this movie? Star wars?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Wait?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: What is the Phantom Menace?
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Worst movie? You've ever seen?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Something?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Your pigs be over.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: The top, Tom, I do you do? You you saw it?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I'll see it several times.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: It's not good.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: But jar Jar Now, let me tell you what.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Jeor jar Binks is absolute garbage.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It's not a good movie at all. Jar Jar Binks
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is the worst part of it. I'm gonna tell you
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: why I was so hyped to see the Phantom.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I mean they they blew the budget on the marketing.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Poster is great.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Anakin as the kid Darth Vader is the shadow, brilliant.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see this little stupid kid build
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: pod racers.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: All dog one movie? Jar Jar Binks missasa.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: That movie ruined that kid's life, did it? Really? He
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: had a tough time because of that. He was bashed up. People.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: People hating uh Panteerra for David.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Pissed him too. But he was older. But this is
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: a kid they star Wars fans are trashed.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: They are the worst.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: So imagine being a little kid going through reading and
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: experiencing that that's that that fucked him up.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's the first I've heard of.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: It's hard for those to recover from. Some criticisms is
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: pre social media.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: So when they was writing letters.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: They was just talking that ship dang because this was
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: ninety nine.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, I remember, and that was the same summer Matrix
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: came out ninety nine, didn't it. Yeah, I mean there
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: were so many good movies that summer, so I'm like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: we going a phantom minute boy. When that jar Dart
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: started talking, I said, man, and I don't want it
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: was too much on the racing and then the like
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the planet stuff.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: The worst movie you ever seen? Yeah, we're about to
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: fight with Darth Maul.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Well that was great.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: What about the what about the interplay between parts of
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: King Jonah?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: That gives you points. But the worst movie you've ever seen?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: You got nothing. You keep picking stuff, whereas it's like
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: it was some good elements, but these movies I'm picking nothing. Work.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Let me hear the rest of you, because I I don't.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: It's really hard for me to be like, this is.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: The worst movies you've ever seen?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: What you got?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I got a street Fighter, Joker Too Speed to Batman
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: and Robin. Howard the Duck. I love how That movie
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: is absolute garment. Howard the Duck, Howard t Duck, no
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: way trash. I love Howard the Dock. That movie sucks.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: That movie ruined my movie nights on Instagram. What do
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: you mean remember what I was doing the movie nice, illegally.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: On the line.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Howard the Duck got you caught up?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: When I did that, my numbers were never the same.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: And don't boy, pay me money to watch Howard the Duck.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: He was like, you gotta watch how With the Dug.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: You gotta watch how I'll pay you to watch it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: And I was just like, I don't want to see that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Because I knew you didn't watch it in real time. No, oh,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I can't speak for it. I watched it when I
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: was like eight. I don't know, absolutely like, look at that,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: he's as big as me.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I can't if you hadn't watched it as an adult
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: guard However, you watch it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: This was during the pandemic, so you're forty. I was
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: fully gronky.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: You can't go back and watch that Johnny five, right now,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Johnny five, I'm sure will hold them.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But like as a child, you got the nostalgia factor
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: gonna boost it up.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: That's why you hate you a good movie.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: You're a good movie.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Nah, but the nostalgia helps hide and watch out man.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: The duck is garbage. Garbage, yes, absolute. I got Mortal
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Kombat two.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that was terrible steal shock. Yes, garbage about
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: that movie Blair Witch two. I didn't even remember they
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: made that. Also, I fell for it. The marketing Blair
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: was tony tenth grade. I am very gullible to advertising.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: I was like, how did they get this footage? Wow,
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: that's crazy.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I was fully went to the theater. We shouldn't be
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: watching this. I saw in the theaters. I was disappointed.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, man, I was disappointed too. I was like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: they don't really have a lot of footage.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: It was a lot.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: That's what made it extra scary because the footage was
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: the found footage thing was they created that genre for sure?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: That movie was killing Yeah but I but yeah, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: was the sequel? Did you make a sequel?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Found?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: It was garbage? We found saw in the theaters. May
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: get me out of.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Here, thirteen ghosts, worst movie You've ever seen?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Hate that, the mom with the fat baby, Wooverine God.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, man, I don't remember that. I saw it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I saw it, but I just don't.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I almost screamed, rod Digger Sabin, I hated that movie.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Rod Digga could be a nice casting choice for living
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: single recast. Yeah, so I don't remember hating it though
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I hated it. Yeah, but I don't remember too much
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Hated hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Simon says, what is that? It's a sequel to Double Team?
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Dennis Rodman and John Claud Van Dam did a movie
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: together called Double Team.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I don't remember this at all.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: So they had a sequel with John Claud I mean,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: h Dennis Rodman in the lead called Simon says Dame
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Cook was in it too. Man, what garbage. I don't
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: even remember this at all, complete garbage.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Simon says, was it based on the movie? I mean, uh,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: the game?
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: No, it's just his name was Simon. So we're gonna
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: and we're gonna spell it s eas alarms folded on
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: the movie poster, Simon says, you see what we did there?
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: You see what we did that? Also Battlefield or.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, garbage.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: That's John Travolta in the like uh star trek kind
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: of makeup. I totally forgot about that movie.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: That movie stunk it up, guard bid, that's all on
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: the theater.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, man, fuck this and fuck you man
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: straight like that.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yo. I totally forgot about that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I cussed out the concessions people like you making the popcorn, yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: which is fuck you? How about that? I was standing
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: there with my popcorn bucket.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: They made up. That movie had a big buzz.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: It did took a huge l el Ron heb Ron.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: That's l Ron Hubbert related to Battlefield Earth is him?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: El Ron Hubbert indeed trash.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Oh y'all tripping? You got served? You're crazy? I mean
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you got served was fantastic.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: What he grabbed the duds knees.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: And you walking let alone dance again.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: We gotta say the community center to it took our moves.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: That's all I have to all right, that's all I got.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I read off my lists. I'm sure has more than
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I really dig in. But I didn't dig in to
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Leonard Part six. I started watching Leonard Part six the
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: other night, and it started off crazy man Bill Cosby
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: was riding the Ostrich and I was like, what the
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: hell is going This was the very beginning, and I
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: was just like, what the hell is happening here? And
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: then I fell asleep.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll see y'all later