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#190 - Celebrating Life Events & Personal Stories · The Chris and Mike Show

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The man said go live. So here we live.
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Welcome YouTube and Twitchers. I'm going to be irritated if my
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thing is slow as. Fuck where you at all?
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Right. I'm at 36%, you're at 72.
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This will help. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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So really, why am I at 37% man? Which one are you on the Cox?
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I don't understand. I'm on Cox, man, All right?
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We're going to stay alive when I'm just going to jump on.
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That's crazy. A cable modem should be able to
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keep up. I'm jumping on the the sky at
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Starlink now I'm. Going to assume he's switching
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over to the Starlink, ladies and gentlemen, because he's frozen
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in time, just like the last image of Chris right there.
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There you go, There he is, Here you go.
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I hear you now. There you go.
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Cool. Now you're on Frozen.
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Very. And we'll see how and now I'm,
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I'm, well, I'm still at 30%. I don't fucking know.
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All you Internet providers suck ass.
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Starlink is supposed to be like godly and it just sucks man it
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sucks. Mine's the best, SO shout out to
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Pavlov Media. Right.
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Because I never have a problem. I've had two outages, Let's see,
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in October. I've had them for, excuse me,
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two years. Yeah, I've had two outages.
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One of them was planned and the other one I let them know about
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and they had it fixed in 30 minutes.
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Yeah, yeah. I have no idea man.
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Fuck, so check this one. OK, go ahead.
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I'm driving out to get my tacos because we had time change,
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right? So now I got to eat first, no
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big deal. And there's a student on a
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bicycle. I'm going across the railroad
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tracks. There's a car to the left of me,
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there's women to the left of me and women to the right.
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As well. Only in this case there were
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cars to the left of me and he was to the right.
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OK, he's technically supposed to be riding his bike in a legal
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traffic manner. He's not supposed to be riding
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on the right hand side of the right lane.
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Do you pick up what I'm putting down?
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I do. I do.
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I pick up what you're putting down, man.
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OK, this is where he's at. OK.
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So I can't go anymore to the left or I'm going to literally
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side swipe the fucking car on my left, right.
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OK, we get up to the red light, which is, I don't know, 100
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yards away. OK.
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I stop and I see this Jackass coming up on my left and I got
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my window down because I'm. You know smoking my vape right?
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Living your. Best life.
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And he stops. Yeah, I'm listening to Joe Rogan
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podcast. I'm going to get tacos and I'm
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going to talk to one of my best friends in the whole world on a
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podcast. My day couldn't be any better,
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right? Right, nice job like that.
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He stops and says couldn't get over when you passed me, could
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you? What?
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I said there was a car on my left.
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He's like, there was no car there, dude.
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I said there was a car on the left.
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It was a red Nissan. There was a lady driving it.
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That's how I know there was a car there.
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That's how I know there's a car. Wow.
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So he finally realizes that I'm not going to just cower to his.
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And he's a little, he's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, as
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I like to say. Yeah.
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And I'm like, dude, the next words out of my mouth are not
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going to be words. My door is going to open.
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I'm going to knock you off that fucking bike.
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And then I'm going to be pissed because I dented my fucking
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door. So.
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I was glad that he just rode away.
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But I wanted to say you, Sir, are supposed to be riding with
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traffic if there is no provided bike lane for you to bike in it.
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In Arizona, there's bike lanes everywhere.
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We're a little lacking on bike lanes in this town because, you
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know, it's small and we're behind the times.
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But he's still supposed to be riding with traffic.
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He's in a high traffic area. It's the busiest intersection in
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the entire town. Right, they don't see it that
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way. Fucking people dude, you got to
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use your melon. Yeah, you do, but that's.
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Hard. That is what it's for.
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It's sitting on top of your shoulders for a reason.
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Yeah, it is hard for people to use their brains though, I'll
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give you that. Once again I almost apologize to
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someone who is completely in the fucking wrong and I'm like, I'm
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not doing it this time. Yeah, and I wouldn't either, you
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know. It was just doing, it was doing
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good for me to be able to remain calm in that situation.
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I've come a long way. I just, I'm like, I'm not
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getting into it. Yeah, I've been really good
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about maintaining too. And I I lost my shit a little
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bit on Bank of America with that little pregame conversation,
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'cause I was just. Why?
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Don't blame you there. It's, it's somebody that that
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I've already, I've, I've sent him money before he did work.
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He's a, he's a trade. He's somebody that I pay to do
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work. And then they just should notice
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that transaction, right? Been done before.
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It wasn't the exact same amount of money, but the same person.
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It doesn't matter. Yeah, it's the same account
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number the. Same person, right?
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Right. Yeah.
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So their system should pick up. We have paid this person before.
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Right. Or I have paid that person for
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it. Leave it alone.
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So he's just, you know. Don't tell me that AI is as
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smart as people think it is yet. No, that was a human.
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Man wasn't even a human. That's the thing, they have
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systems that should detect that stuff is what I'm saying.
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Agreed. I know.
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But yeah, they don't. And it's frustrating.
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So you know, what are you going to do?
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I can't, I can't spam. And I just jumped, that person
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said spam go away, spam, go away.
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So my phone's been waiting again.
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Remember one of my my phone number got spammed and I
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couldn't, I couldn't message, right?
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So randomly a couple weeks ago, before Verizon, before not
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Verizon, before the new iPhone update, I would message you, it
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would go green and then I'd hit it again and it would change
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blue and go to you. So I kept checking my message
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thing that that iPhone instructed me what Apple
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instructed me what to do and it was all legit, no issues.
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So you had to send them all twice before that.
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Well, like when Joseph messaged me today, he, he tells you
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what's up and, and sends me his e-mail, first of all.
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And I was like, all right, sounds good.
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And I sent it and it just, it said, oh, not delivered.
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I clicked it again. Oh, not delivered.
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So I waited a couple minutes and I typed in.
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Sounds good. And that went through and then
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my cool went through. It's like, really?
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So I don't know what the Hell's going on in the world of, of
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technology, but it's rather frustrating.
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Yeah. Because you.
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Have a hell of a time with your home Internet too man.
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That's and it's weird in a city that size.
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And I have a business and I have and I have a business line and
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it actually goes underground. So I'm not one that goes across
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the sky to a stupid little pole in the wall.
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And then you should be even better.
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You think, man, I'm up to 59% now, so, but still it's, it's, I
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shouldn't have to restart my computer every single time.
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You know that I I do this stuff every single time.
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No, like you just said it earlier, Starlink is supposed to
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be the be all end all that was going to save the world
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satellite Internet from space, you know.
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Right, Right. Because they're connecting to
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iPhones now, Yeah. I'm not sure they're ready for
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all that based on what we've tried to do here.
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No, no. Because I mean, this is super
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bandwidth intensive, but a cable modem or, you know, Starlink for
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God's sake, should be able to handle that much of an upload.
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Yeah, you would think. So.
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I'm back with Kurt. Screw you guys.
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Oh, you're fucking stupid, man. Fiber optic to where it's at.
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I can tell you that I know. And so they're coming into our
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neighborhood, but they're on the sauceman.
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They're they're right now they're east of Sossaman.
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Like really? So where are you at?
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Where I'm I'm, I'm West of Sossaman.
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It's close to power. So I'm on the part of the
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neighborhood that's closer to the world.
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I'm closer to the center point of the East Valley then the mile
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West of me or east of me. So they're I like, I don't get
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it. Tell you from watching them
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bring it into town, it is fascinating the way they do
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this. They're bringing it from
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wherever the main offices they're running their trunk
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lines like through the ditches in the country and then it just
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depends on where they that trunk line ends up at as to where they
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start branching out. They're going to do the easiest
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houses for them first. I know, but it's still fucking
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stupid man. Well, I got lucky.
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I was one of the easiest houses, so I was one of the.
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First, you know, it's, it's, I mean, because we're all one to
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five acres, we're all spread out.
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That's the thing. We're not, we're not just little
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cookie cutters next door to each other.
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We're all spread out. Like you, you're spread out.
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I mean, you, you're probably don't sit on acres, but you
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still have, you don't have fences for your yard, right?
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And you have lands and stuff. No.
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And like this spot right here, we're kind of unique.
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My sister and I, if we reached our arms out the window, we
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could probably high 5 each other.
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But the same guy owned this whole parcel right here, you
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know, at. Least this part of it.
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And he built both these houses. So at one time, I'm sure he had,
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you know, I don't know, maybe his mother and father living in
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one of them or his kids or who knows.
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But he built both of these houses.
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So I'm sure that's why they're so close together normally.
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Yes, you're right. Like where Steele lives down
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there, He lives on probably 1/4 of an acre and his nearest
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neighbor is not that close. Yeah, my grandmother lived on
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probably 1/4 acre and and it was you know a 2 minute walk to to
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her neighbors houses. Oh, they're his neighbors are
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closer than that, but they all have big yards back in front.
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So, you know, pretty far apart. He lives in a neighborhood, but
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they're right at the edge of the country, so if you go one block
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to the South, you're in the cornfield.
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Nice. Yeah, that's cool.
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Been there long time, it's nice house.
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Did I tell you about that show Castle Rock on Netflix?
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It's awesome. Yeah, it was originally on
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Amazon Prime if I remember right.
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OK. That came out probably 2019
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maybe. Yeah, I did.
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Yeah, Two seasons. I, I wasn't, we weren't happy
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with the way the the whole thing wrapped up with the end of
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Season 2, the finale. I think there was supposed to be
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a season 3 and I don't know what happened, budgetary concerns or
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whatever, but I remember that not ending well.
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Well, it was. It was always all the shit that
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went that was was produced during COVID, right Then it just
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stopped. There were some really good
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shows produced. Oh, that's right.
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That, that's right. It was a card in 2019.
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Right. And then they just when when
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everything got back to Roman, they just stopped some of those
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productions, which was a drag. There were some really good
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shows that that came out of that time.
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I don't miss anything Stephen King related to.
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No, I well see. We didn't know it was there.
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So then we I stumbled on like oh shit, we got to watch this.
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Another one that I just I'm like totally wrapped up in and I
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don't know how I missed it when it was on Amazon.
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It just showed up on Netflix The man in High Castle.
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OK, I didn't know that one. It's so the premise of it is
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that Japan and Germany won World War 20 and every episode was
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directed by Ridley Scott. Dude, OK, it's 40 episodes of
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Ridley Scott, so it's like watching a Ridley Scott movie
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every time you're watching episode.
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So well done. You'll you'll love it, man.
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It's right. Like dystopian future kind of
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shit. Nice.
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Yeah, I can't say enough good things about it.
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I get lost in it every time I start watching it.
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That's awesome. We we started the second season
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of Fallout. I got that in my list and I've
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never watched it. It's pretty, it's if you like
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Walt Walton Coggins. Walton Coggins.
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Yeah, he's, he's it's a good, it's a good flick.
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It's a good show. I'll check.
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It's bloody. It's it's bloody.
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It's like the video game. Bloody and gory is all hell,
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man. I like it.
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I like that kind of shit too. That's good.
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Mindless entertainment, I like to call it as well.
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You don't have to think so. Yeah, I watched.
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I watched half an episode of the Marshalls and I like this.
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Fucking stupid. You should have stopped at
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Yellowstone, man. So I asked Mama Kay and Steele
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about that and they had the same reaction.
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My dad was like they he said they try too hard to get to the
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shooting part. That was his comment.
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And when my mom came down the hall, she didn't hear us talking
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about it. I said, hey, what do you think
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of this Marshall show? And she went.
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They just it's they're, they're forcing it.
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It's not natural. Well, I agree with Steele.
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Luke Grimes is a great actor. He's not a lead actor.
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No, he's not. Like he said, his best
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supporting RIP came out with the show.
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They would succeed because they're trying.
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To they're yeah, I don't, but I see I don't know if I don't know
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if I don't know if RIP can be his own main character either,
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because he was she. Can she can lead a show for
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sure. But see, the whole dynamic was
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Coster LED all that and they were pieces to the puzzle like
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Seinfeld led the show. Seinfeld sucked.
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Everybody else was fantastic, right?
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Seinfeld has moments on the Costner sucks, but but Costner
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has such a presence. The people around him are that
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much better because Costner makes him that much better.
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They elevate like Jordan made people around him elevate,
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right? I just I don't think I don't
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think the cast of Yellowstone can be as successful as
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Yellowstone. It is the sum of the whole.
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What is it? The sum of the whole is separate
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in the parts or whatever that you got to have the whole group,
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man. You've got to have the coal
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group. That's what I'm saying.
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I think those two can. I think they can.
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Lead it because they're supposedly doing something.
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They're supposedly making something.
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I saw something some I. Didn't even bother to watch 2
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seconds of the Marshall show. So I can't disagree with you
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wholeheartedly. And I'm.
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No, I put, yeah, I have. No, I put it on.
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I put I didn't pass the piss test.
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And then I came back and like, why is this?
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This is stupid. I thought if I can't sit through
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15 minutes of this, it's not worth it.
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Well, that's why I'm not disagreeing with you because my
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first thought was I don't want to watch that dude just try and
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be Kevin Costner, right? Yeah.
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I just, I don't, yeah, I don't think I agree with Steele.
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I don't think he's a leading man.
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Kind of. Everybody's got their opinion.
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There's probably people screaming that it's awesome, but
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I didn't see it being awesome, so I didn't even give it a
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chance. That's how little faith I had in
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it being good. Now that's three people that I
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respect their opinion, and we've all said the same thing.
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It's not that good. Well, and the irony of it too is
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Yellowstone ended not too long ago.
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So they went they went super fast production.
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So I think the writing of it, Robbie was rushed.
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Sure, because like I'm we're Nick and I are watching the
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Madison with Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell.
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Is that good thing? Well, part of, part of part of
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it's because it's Kurt Russell and Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Right. How do you go?
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I mean, I mean, I mean, yeah, right.
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So the whole premise is Kurt Russell's character dies, but
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then he's still in the entire series with with flashbacks and
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stuff, but he dies in the 1st 20 minutes of the first episode.
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And you so you're kind of like, what the fuck?
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How's this gonna work? Kind of like that.
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Damn, The Prison 1 Merrick, Kingstown.
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When we all thought that Kyle Chandler was spoiler alerts been
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out for fucking eight years now. Yeah, we all thought that Kyle
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Chandler was going to be the leading man.
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And I like Kyle Chandler. I watched every episode of
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Friday Night Lights. Super 8's one of my favorite
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movies. That's a great movie.
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I like that guy as an actor. Then he gets killed before the
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first episode's over. Yeah.
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So, but it's good. It's it's, it's but see, so
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that's the thing You can tell by watching Yellowstone, watching
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Madison, you can tell the the writing took time.
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It it, it wasn't something that was slapped together to appease.
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So have you watched all the other 19231883?
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No. I've seen all that stuff.
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Yeah, they're. All OK, but see that goes back
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to my thing though. So those things, right, But he
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took his time to write those things.
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I don't, I think. I think Marshall's was just less
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capitalized on Yellowstone's popularity.
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Let me write something real quick.
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Let's get the same actors in here, aside from a couple of the
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main ones. And and that was my thought.
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That's what I thought it was going to be for sure.
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Yeah, yeah. And it and it sounds like that's
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what it is. Right, but it's not because they
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just slapped it together. Just the fact that it's on CBS.
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How do I get balloons? You would you would like this
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for balloons. Is that what it is?
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Is it like sign? Language or something do
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something. But yeah, so I don't, I just, I
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just think Marshalls will slap together.
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I don't. You could just if you, if you
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compare all of Sheridan's other stuff, it's it's very well
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written. It's intertwining.
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Oh, you guys would love 1923 and 1883.
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I guarantee it. Both of you OK?
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It's they're fantastic, man. Harrison, one of them.
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Yes, I'm not a big fan of Harrison Ford.
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He's good in there though. Yeah, I just thought about he's
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kind of a pompous prick from what I've always seen.
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Yeah, so was Ted Nugent. I'll still go see him play
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guitar. See, and I wouldn't because I
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don't. I never really liked Ted Dugan.
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I never know, you know what I mean?
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I just, I don't even, I just one of those people I just didn't
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really like. I like that you sang his song on
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stage to give me a break. How can you not like it, uncle?
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Ted I just there's there's there's cat scratch fever was
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was I liked 'cause you sang it and then.
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Stranglehold. Stranglehold's cool.
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And then there's other one about my, my, my nose is like a
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Maserati. That's it.
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Oh, I didn't remember the wango tango.
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Wango tango. That's that's all, that's all
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that. And that's not enough for me to,
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that's not enough for me to like him like.
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Storm Trooping No Great White Buffalo.
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Nope. Oh man.
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I know it's just one of those things, man.
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You're. Hurting my heart.
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I'm sorry, you know, I just, you know, strangleholds.
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Cool man. The Maserati song.
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Is that the Maserati song? Because.
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Because wango. Tango.
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Wango Tango. Yeah, because there's a video on
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MTV. He was on stage singing and.
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Yeah, and he was playing in front of a crowd like a summer
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festival during the day. And he's like, you know, he's
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speak singing about the I gotta find a car.
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I gotta find a car for my Maza right there.
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There's. There it is, there's my garage,
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you know, and now thinking about it, he's it's about eating
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pussy. If you think about it now it's a
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million percent. It's like I gotta find a garage.
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So you know, that's the I was today old when I learned that,
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because that just dawned on me right now.
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That was the epiphany of this moment right here, right now,
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April 7th at 4:20 PMI just realized Wango Tango is it
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blowing down on a woman and I wasn't born yesterday.
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OK, that's funny. That's that's no lie, dude.
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I just I just that light bulb just went off right now.
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As I said that I'm like the Maserati garage.
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Holy shit, that's what that's about.
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Welcome to the. Full book.
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Welcome to the fold, man. Welcome to the fold.
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It's fucking crazy. I love when that shit happens
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though, right? I love it even more when someone
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is, and I'm the same way as you, a man enough to admit when they
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when it happens. Yeah.
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It's more fun that way. It is.
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It's just, it's, it's comical, man.
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It's like wow, light bulb just went on.
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Total light bulb moment. That would probably explain why
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you didn't go see Ted Nugent with Scott and I.
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Yeah, because I was just never a fan, man.
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Just, you know, just not because.
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When him and I went to see it, you were still in the band.
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I know you were. Yeah, yeah.
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He's just not. He just wasn't my jam, that's
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all. You know, there's not a lot of
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people that that like I know. So Simon, Rotary Club.
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So Troy, the guy at Rotary Club. Hey, Troy.
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He was on our show. Troy Campbell.
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Oh, please, Troy. Yeah.
21:39
So he's kind of the point of context.
21:42
So Alice Cooper reached out to our president about doing some
21:45
kind of thing tomorrow at at Cooperstown or whatever's
21:48
restaurant is in Arizona. That's it, you know, come be a
21:51
guest, right? And Troy asked me.
21:56
He's like, wait, thank you, Alice Cooper.
21:57
I said, you know, it's all right.
21:59
I said, I don't really like his stuff.
22:00
I said I know his. I know his original guitar
22:02
player because we had him on a good.
22:03
News Now you and I are going to agree on this one because I like
22:06
billion dollar babies. I like school's out.
22:09
I'm 18. Yep.
22:10
But that's it. What?
22:13
Feed my Frankenstein's good. But yeah, to sit down and
22:18
listen. I know I'm going to hurt a lot
22:19
of hearts here, but to sit down and listen to an Alice Cooper
22:22
album either. Maybe you and I weren't quite
22:25
old enough to get what he did in the 70s.
22:27
Because fuck, I got to learn how to show because I have friends
22:32
that are maybe 10 years older than me that they'll talk about
22:35
sitting down and listening to Alice Cooper's.
22:37
There was one album in particular, I don't know, it had
22:41
like a cool gatefold or whatever and came with some cool shit and
22:45
but I'm with you man, there's like 4 songs that if they come
22:48
on I'll crank them up. Billion Dollar Babies for sure.
22:51
That's a great song. It just.
22:53
I see my my thing with him, with any with any aging musician.
23:01
Stop. Just.
23:04
Just. How much does he play now
23:07
though? I don't think he.
23:07
Does he he's no, he's, he's plays with Johnny Depp.
23:10
Man, him and Johnny did have a band.
23:13
You know the the vampires, Hollywood vampires.
23:16
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
23:17
But a lot of the Hollywood vampires is the rest of the
23:20
guys. That's actually a great band.
23:23
Yeah, but that's but so that's what I'm saying.
23:25
It's just I just I think there comes a point.
23:29
I mean, again, he was an amazing.
23:30
Human being. Alice.
23:32
Yeah, he is. He's a very.
23:35
He's a very. He's another one I ran sound for
23:37
the diesel dogs at his at Cooperstown.
23:39
Oh yeah, you told me that. Well, I ran sound for them at
23:42
Marley's too, but Alice was another one that basically paid
23:47
for everything, you know, came out whatever you guys need.
23:49
He just he took care of musicians, which.
23:52
Yeah, was cool if, if the invitation was to just go hang
23:55
out with Alice Cooper for lunch or something to that effect, I'd
23:58
have been like, yes, Troy, I'm in sure.
24:01
But I just, I have, I just, I don't, I don't want to pretend I
24:05
like somebody because, you know, I like some, you know what I
24:08
mean? I don't want to pretend, Alice
24:10
Cooper. I'd rather just be like, you
24:12
know? If someone asked me to go see an
24:15
Alice Cooper concert right now, I guess my answer is no.
24:19
Right. No, not doing it.
24:20
No Alice Cooper concert. I wanted to go see Black Label
24:28
Society till I found out the tickets were like 200 and some
24:30
dollars apiece. Dude that's insane some of the
24:33
ticket prices right now for things but I get why.
24:36
I didn't understand. I'm not bitching, I'm just not
24:40
paying for it after I just bought a $10,000 boiler.
24:44
Oh, oh, it's a Lego piece. Holy shit.
24:47
It was in the garage on the floor.
24:50
Cool. So little man was good for like
24:54
10 days, right? So he gets at school, he gets
24:58
these little things. Let me see if I got it over
25:01
here. That would suck.
25:07
That would suck. You'd be in big trouble again.
25:09
He. Wouldn't he wouldn't remember?
25:15
Fuck me. Anyway, these tiny little
25:18
pieces. We're waiting for these for
25:21
about a month and a half. They came from China because I
25:24
thought I was ordering. I didn't realize I was ordering
25:26
a Chinese version of Legos. China, I thought.
25:30
I thought it was something else that I was ordering and I'm
25:45
going to start it. Found it, found it, found it,
25:48
right? No, that's not it.
25:52
This was the other thing I ordered that was wrong.
25:53
This is like a model. I'm like, holy shit, that's a
25:55
pain ass. I had to hide that.
26:00
Is it like a million pieces or you just got to paint a lot?
26:03
OK. I wouldn't have thrown it away.
26:16
And this portion of the show brought to you by Riverside FM
26:21
as Chris frantically digs through I know how that is it.
26:25
Sucks man. I could find anything I need
26:28
until I need to find it. Right.
26:32
Then I start inventing words that should not be put together.
26:40
There's there's no other place I'm going to.
26:43
I don't know where I would have put it aside from my office.
26:47
You. Know I I can offer no help.
26:49
I know you can't because you don't live here.
26:54
I am pretty organized though, so if something's not where it's
26:56
supposed to be, I'm fucked. I always, I know you're.
27:02
I just always tell people if my keys are not sitting on the
27:05
right hand side of my counter they could be anywhere in the
27:08
world. That's the booklet.
27:10
That's the instruction manual for it.
27:12
Oh, that's awesome. It's really awesome, but it's
27:17
it's not Legos. It wants to be Legos.
27:21
But it's not want to be Legos. Yeah, like you got to put
27:24
stickers and shit on as you go along.
27:27
And what happened was I didn't, I was, I didn't do it right.
27:31
And I was like, shit, this piece is stuck.
27:36
Oh, so I got even those pliers and it bent the piece.
27:41
So then later on in the building of it, because then little man
27:44
looks like it's like I got this pop up.
27:46
I'm like in my head like whatever dude, just he sees that
27:49
shit. It's amazing.
27:50
That's awesome. So he was down in and doing it.
27:54
So I just got to find the thing. But yeah, so when we got to that
27:58
part of it, the the wing, when when it opened, the chest plate
28:02
won't open because I damaged that piece.
28:05
Oh, so it's got to be perfectly straight or whatever to make it
28:08
open properly? Uh huh.
28:11
So these are two pieces. And you bent it, ruined it.
28:15
I did. Should be ashamed.
28:19
I was, I told him I apologize. I'm like, dude, this is this is
28:21
my fault, man. I would do.
28:23
It's only my. Fault.
28:24
I would do the same thing. That's why you cannot.
28:26
You can't really offend me. I only offend myself.
28:29
Like Nah, if you're going to diss me on something you have no
28:32
idea how many times I've already done it to myself.
28:34
Yeah, yeah. I was just like, I'm like, my
28:36
bad. Oh, man.
28:37
I'm like, he's looking at me like, no, it's my fault.
28:40
It's my fault. I promise it's my fault if you
28:41
did nothing wrong. I just got to find the fucking
28:45
thing. I can't find it now.
28:46
Of course, of course I found the instruction manual.
28:53
I didn't throw it away. It's got to be somewhere.
28:55
Got to be in there somewhere. Somewhere.
28:58
Huh. When in doubt, Crystal shit out.
29:02
It's apparently a phrase in my family.
29:04
It's been there since my kids were small because I don't like
29:07
messes. So then I get these little
29:09
moments where I just go on a cleaning spree.
29:12
I'll tell you off the air who that is in our family, so not to
29:16
shame them, but yeah, don't feel like you're alone.
29:19
I didn't. Think I was alone at all.
29:23
We have one of those, too. And to be honest with you, I'm
29:33
probably closer to you than I am a hoarder because I can't stand,
29:36
like, piles of shit, you know? Yeah.
29:38
I mean, that's like, why is this here?
29:41
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much. That's pretty much my, my MO.
29:46
It's like, and now I've learned though now I just, I move it to
29:48
the laundry room and then eventually Nikki will go get it
29:52
all cleaned up and move it to where it's supposed to be.
29:54
Yeah, let her make an executive decision.
29:57
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Where you going?
30:04
Yeah. So he's going to be excited if
30:05
we're going to build that thing. So there's that.
30:12
What were you pounding there? It's it's called Zipfist.
30:17
So they come in these little, these little, you can fill them
30:21
up in a water bottle. OK.
30:23
But I, I end up buying these because they're vitamin B12.
30:27
It's fruit front plagers play flavour.
30:30
It's like a natural energy. It's not.
30:32
I only shoot like half of it. I never shoot the whole thing.
30:35
Where you get those at? Amazon I could always use B. 12
30:39
in my life. Yeah, yeah, Amazon.
30:42
It's called a zip ZF Sports energy shot and it's just B12.
30:47
That's tasting something different than my.
30:49
That's how I get it through the body armors.
30:51
But you know, you get sick of drinking the same thing all the
30:54
time. Yeah, yeah.
30:57
So, and I'm not, I'm that weird person, you know, that once I
31:00
it's tunnel, it's tunnel vision, you know?
31:05
Oh, I've been stuck on tropical body armor for about a year and
31:11
a half now. Oh, right on.
31:13
Yeah, I'm right there with you, buddy.
31:15
OK. I'm still drinking the same
31:17
coffee. Oh right on if I want to change
31:20
coffee though. Yeah.
31:22
What did you go to again? Because I want to try that.
31:25
It's pirate. It's a pirate thing.
31:29
It's it's a it's a sea salt caramel.
31:31
I will when I get when next time I get some because I we put them
31:34
in our canister and then and forget about it.
31:36
But it's it's, it's a pirates on it and it's sea salt caramel.
31:39
It's a brief Nikki. Nikki doesn't drink coffee, man.
31:41
She just likes to smell the aroma in the morning.
31:44
I bet it smells amazing. Like she actually puts it
31:47
together at night just to smell it.
31:48
Yeah. So when I put it together some
31:50
night, she's like, you put your coffee together?
31:51
I was like, yeah, I I I set it up.
31:53
I did it. I'm sorry.
31:54
My bad. Before I started drinking
31:56
coffee, which I did not do until I was probably 4041.
32:02
Yeah. I always loved the smell of it.
32:05
Yeah, I was at. The gas station I had to make
32:07
the fresh brewed stuff where you cut the bag open and grind the
32:10
beans yourself. You know man, to cut that bag
32:13
open after it was vacuum sealed, Yeah.
32:16
Holy shit did that smell good. Right.
32:19
Just pop that thing open and just got that whole waft of
32:21
stuff coming up on your nose, you know?
32:23
Yeah, I had a, we, we had, I had a guy in my My Company podcast
32:28
that I run who owns a coffee shop, who owns 3 coffee shops
32:32
actually, at one point in time. Coffee beans are red when
32:36
they're grown and there's like. This whole.
32:40
There's this whole crazy process to actually get him off the
32:45
plant. It takes five years, dude.
32:48
Yeah, it's. Crazy.
32:49
It's amazing coffee doesn't cost more than it does.
32:52
I don't want to give them any ideas, but.
32:53
Right. They spread them out, they dry
32:56
them, and it's the trip. It's the total trip.
32:59
The soil plays a factor in the flavor.
33:02
And yeah, there was a coffee Rogan that said the same thing.
33:05
That's where I learned it takes five years.
33:06
I about fell out of my chair. Yeah, it was kind of like it
33:09
does dude that had the what the the cava, the cava guy remember
33:13
his his takes a long time too. I think his was close to five
33:17
years too, so it's about the same as coffee.
33:21
Yeah, sounds like it. This trip, man, this toll trip.
33:27
Yeah, I want to try that. That'll give me something.
33:30
And I love caramel too, so that's just as good as butter.
33:33
Gosh. Sea salt, Yeah, sea salt caramel
33:35
like they have, they have. We both eat non dairy ice cream.
33:38
They have lactate. They have a a sea salt caramel
33:41
lactate flavour. Oh nice.
33:44
Yeah, I don't know if they have it in your small town, but like,
33:48
what is it? Fries.
33:49
Fries are Safeway here. I think the Safeway has like
33:52
they open it up, man. There's like 7 different flavors
33:55
of lactate now and they're the quarter.
33:56
They're they're not 1/2 gallon. It's a, it's not a gallon or 1/2
33:59
gallon. It's a.
33:59
It's a. It's a quart.
34:02
Yeah, that's what I would need because I live by myself.
34:05
Right. So it's but it's cool though,
34:06
because then, you know, Nikki gets ice cats.
34:09
Oh, ice cream. And I'm like, oh, what's the
34:11
fucking ice cream? And then I found these courts
34:13
and I'm like, this is cool because it lasts me like a week
34:16
if I had it every day, you know, I don't have it every day.
34:21
Yeah, like. If I went down to Bloomington
34:23
and went to Meijer or something, they would have it.
34:26
Yeah, probably got to get cooler, you know?
34:29
I got all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
34:33
Insulated bags and shit. Yeah.
34:36
Summertime, we had to have that. We are.
34:38
We do. Well, yeah, we do 2 here.
34:41
You can't go 2 miles without an insulated bag with ice cream and
34:43
pop 'cause we get little man popsicles and shit.
34:45
We have that thing that in our outside bridge I get those
34:49
variety packs of little Hershey mini bars.
34:51
You know, get to talk with the dark chocolate right forever.
34:55
I've been doing that and there's popsicle and sunny delights in
34:58
there. So we're we're creating that
34:59
memory for Tripp and Anthony. Then when our doors open and
35:02
they come home from school, the garage doors open from home from
35:04
school. You can hear them out there
35:06
grabbing popsicles and chocolate bars.
35:09
That's awesome. That's when my grandma, everyone
35:11
else was. Right, right.
35:12
See that'd be one of those things, man, we're like 20-30
35:14
years old. Like Remember, Remember when
35:16
Juju pop up left the garage door open and.
35:19
That's where I used to make myself sick.
35:21
Remember the Schwan's man? So she always got stuff from the
35:26
Swans, man. And those push up fucking
35:29
orange. Yeah, I, I think they just
35:32
called them push ups. Yep, they did.
35:33
Those things were poison. And I eat the shit out of them
35:38
behind everybody's back because they were delicious.
35:41
Yeah, yeah. I wasn't, I wasn't real smart.
35:44
I'm still not real smart but. They're only poison because it
35:47
was because it was dairy, though.
35:48
It wasn't poison because it was it made.
35:50
Me sicker than hell. No, Everybody else loved them,
35:53
of course. Yeah.
35:55
I loved them too, they just made me sick.
35:58
Yeah, I get you. I don't purposely do stupid shit
36:06
like that anymore, but like you said, now they have fake cheese,
36:11
they have fake ice cream, they make fake pizzas, and a lot of
36:15
them you can't tell the difference.
36:20
Gotcha. I'm going to share this because
36:22
I can. So Nick and I did that thing
36:24
Saturday. Oh, yeah, this is this, this is
36:29
when the this is when the guy says you can kiss the bride.
36:35
So look at look at tracing the blue, the blue shirt behind us.
36:37
Watch her reaction like she's like, oh, wait a minute, wait
36:39
for it. She's like, that was awesome.
36:44
Yeah, yeah. And then we're I was like, you
36:49
knew I could do that. I asked Nick.
36:50
I'm like, did you know I was going to do that?
36:51
She's like, of course, of course that was fun.
36:57
That was fun. It was cool.
36:59
My suit, I've worn that suit in forever.
37:01
It's a custom suit I had made years ago.
37:02
It's got scorpions on the inlay, on the on the lining.
37:05
There's little tiny scorpions, which I didn't know there were
37:08
scorpions there until I brought it home.
37:13
And Jake, Jake was like, oh, that's bad, That's badass.
37:15
You know, I mean, that's how, yeah, I think Jake was still
37:18
wasn't in the Marine jet when I bought that.
37:20
So inside the lining, like when you open it up, that's all
37:24
scorpions, little tiny scorpions.
37:26
Oh, that's awesome. In the background it's AI
37:30
because our church does not look like that.
37:32
Really. That's an AI background?
37:34
Dude I had no idea. Right.
37:37
Straight up AI background no. That one got me.
37:40
Yeah, total AI background. Because it don't, it doesn't
37:43
have this is this is America. America doesn't have cool ass
37:48
fucking churches you know, especially in Chandler.
37:51
We don't really have cool ass anything when it comes to
37:54
buildings compared to the rest of the world, you know?
37:56
Right. But New York and shit like that,
37:58
you know, Chicago. They do.
38:01
So this was pretty beautiful. Churches around that.
38:03
This part I guess. Right, so this was an April
38:06
Fool's joke. OK boys and girls.
38:08
Yeah, Mama Kay wanted to know if you were really running.
38:10
She asked I. Said no, but he'll probably win
38:13
now that he started fucking around.
38:17
There's so many people, dude, So if you'll measure me, dude, I'd
38:20
vote for you. I'd vote for you.
38:22
If, if, if you know this is true, man, I'd vote for you.
38:25
I'm like, that's funny, new nonsense.
38:26
No bullshit. This one that this one I thought
38:29
was funny because I was stuck in traffic.
38:32
I legit to. Like in traffic.
38:34
That's hilarious. And and and then, you know, it's
38:37
just I was stuck in traffic and then that was that was the
38:39
night. Yeah, that.
38:41
One was even funnier to me because I had literally just
38:44
listened to Rogan debate Neil deGrasse Tyson on his podcast
38:48
about why we don't have flying cars yet.
38:51
And it was the only part of the podcast that Rogan won because
38:53
he was like, you'd I'm not, you can't win this one.
38:56
I want my flying fucking cars, right?
38:59
And then you posted that I was like, how fortuitous, right?
39:04
So. So that was the April Fools
39:05
joke. That's all it was like, I don't
39:09
remember that. I don't remember the amount of
39:11
contents. So this was the follow up.
39:13
And the caption of this was, was saying that I wanted to thank
39:15
the estate of Jimmy Buffett for financing my campaign for
39:18
running for Congress. I remember that one.
39:20
That was good, you know. And then that was the day after
39:22
that, the flying cars, and then that was the 4th day.
39:26
And then people are some people give me shit, both Hillary
39:28
Clinton ball. I'm like, dude, it's a fucking
39:30
joke, man. It's a joke.
39:31
Come on. Like lighten up.
39:33
It's a joke. It's OK to laugh.
39:35
And it it's true. Hillary has skeletons in her
39:38
closet. No, not even one.
39:40
Yeah. Absolutely almost everybody that
39:45
that is turned against the Clintons no longer exists in
39:48
America. What does that tell you?
39:50
Well, you know, they've been super unlucky, dude.
39:53
There's just a lot of coincidental deaths that have
39:56
come around, the fact that they were unhappy with that
40:00
particular individual. Right, right.
40:03
Yeah. I'm practicing to be a lawyer.
40:07
I see that. It's all coincidence.
40:14
There's a few of those deaths, man, that were just the Vince
40:17
Foster one. You're never going to convince
40:20
me that they for surely didn't. Right.
40:24
Suicided himself out of the fucking hospital window.
40:27
Yeah, OK. Yeah, so Joseph posted on her
40:33
page. Legitimately bummed.
40:35
I was supposed to do Chris and Mike's show but had a conflict
40:38
doing a movie scene. I saw that before he came on.
40:42
Oh, he I figured he reached out to you.
40:43
He didn't reach out to you? I don't think so.
40:47
Oh, I just, I that's how I because I was going to explain
40:50
it to you, but it didn't. You knew.
40:51
So I just thought he reached out to you.
40:54
No, I saw it on the. Facebook just thank you.
40:57
Gotcha. No, he called me.
40:59
We, I mean we texted him back and forth.
41:02
Yeah, he'd he'd stand up too. Yeah, no, I ain't mad at him.
41:05
I'm in a bum, but you know. Yeah, I just was excited to talk
41:10
to him. So yeah, I guess that's how I
41:12
gave his e-mail to talk about. Yeah, that's why I gave you his
41:15
e-mail, because then I figured you could, you could start the
41:16
conversation. Yeah.
41:22
So what? One of my buddies posted this
41:24
three to two minutes ago, Torsten, he was on our show.
41:26
President Trump said he's agreed to a two week ceasefire with
41:30
Iran. Condition that Iran agreed to
41:31
reopen the critical Strait of Hormuz.
41:34
Israel has also. Israel has also agreed to the
41:37
ceasefire. Everybody grow the fuck up.
41:43
Yeah, because gas now is $6 a. Gallon it is for me too because
41:47
I got to buy a premium now so. I'm in California.
41:50
California, like $10 a gallon. Now I will say what's happy,
41:55
what's what's cool is I own some oil stock.
41:57
So that's going swimmingly well. Is it making up for the fact
42:01
you're paying right? 5.
42:03
Dollars a gallon. Yeah.
42:05
And I and I bought the oil stock when Trump took office because I
42:10
followed this thing called Motley Fool.
42:12
And it tells you, it tells you stuff, right?
42:15
And it's like, hey, you know, these are what's what kind of
42:18
stocks to buy, you know, now that Trump's in office and I
42:22
bought the five, I mean, no, I didn't buy a ton of it, but just
42:24
enough to play the game. I'm like, oh, OK, right on.
42:28
Nice. And they are they're swimmingly,
42:31
you know, oil's oil. I knew something a long time ago
42:34
that was like into oil, oil wells and shit.
42:39
And it was just normal to everyday dude.
42:41
But he would buy into them kind of like, you know, a group of
42:46
investors just go buy these things type.
42:49
I didn't have early as good of luck as you.
42:52
I bought a company called Sandridge Energy back when they
42:55
were fracking and fracking kind of took a turn for the worst
43:01
because we found out that it was causing earthquakes and poison
43:04
in the groundwater. They kind of put the kibosh on
43:08
that and this fucking company filed for bankruptcy and went
43:12
and pled to a federal judge to disavow all the common shares of
43:18
their stock. But guess who got to keep all
43:20
their stock? All the CEO, of course, fucking
43:23
board of directors. So anytime.
43:26
And I am a stockholder and a lot.
43:28
Ford is my biggest one, but I probably own 15 different
43:32
stocks. Yeah, unless I'm happy with the
43:34
way that that company is being run.
43:36
You know you get the right to vote in all their.
43:38
Stuff right? I get those.
43:39
I get those emails. Good.
43:41
And make sure you exercise. It I do, I do.
43:44
I always vote against the board of directors.
43:46
Anything that they vote for, you know it'll tell you that the
43:50
board of directors is for all this stuff, right?
43:53
If they're doing a shit job, I'm always against like get some new
43:57
blood in there. Well, and that's the one thing
43:59
if you follow, whether you like Trump or not, if you follow this
44:02
the The Motley Fool and things like that, every, every, every
44:07
president that's ever been in office for the most part in, in
44:11
the modern era, right? Since it's let's let's say the,
44:13
since the industrial revolution, they've all capitalized on the
44:18
economy. That's a fair way to put that
44:21
right. Sure, right.
44:23
Like the Bushes capitalized on the oil.
44:25
They made millions and millions of dollars while in office
44:27
because of all the bullshit was out.
44:29
Yeah, they lied to the American people and started war and stole
44:31
our Iraq's oil. Right.
44:34
And. Look it up.
44:35
Look it up. Obama came to office worth 700
44:39
grand. He left worth $63 million.
44:41
You just don't. You don't do that in eight years
44:43
unless you're you're, you're, you're capitalizing on the
44:45
American economy. You're just a good master.
44:48
Dude, it's a good investor. Right, Right.
44:51
Yeah, Yeah. So every president Biden made
44:57
more. I mean, they all, they all, they
44:58
all do it because why not? Their lobbyists are lying in
45:00
their pockets with money and all kinds of shit.
45:02
And so they all, they're manipulating shit.
45:05
Bible was an actor. He was killed in 2019 by a
45:07
firing squad, according to the Epstein files.
45:09
Exactly then there. So right, So so Trump.
45:15
'S not a joke, you know that right?
45:16
Yeah, yeah. So, so Trump's, Trump's
45:18
manipulating the markets and the oil.
45:22
I mean, there's a reason. There's a yeah, there's a reason
45:24
behind all the shit these these presidents do, which is why I
45:27
was going to run for Congress to become president, to be a no
45:29
nonsense, no bullshit president. But then Nicky says you have two
45:32
skeletons just. Like Kennedy?
45:34
Right, so. Somebody told you you have too
45:38
many skeletons in your. Car Nikki did, Nikki did.
45:40
So I said OK, fine, you don't have married.
45:41
One skeleton compared to them, Mother fucker.
45:45
I know. I was like, OK, we'll just go
45:46
get blessed in the church so all my sins are forgiven.
45:48
So now I have no skeletons. Your worst skeleton would be a
45:52
joke to some of the ones that they.
45:55
I mean, you're not out raping children and shit.
45:57
No, no, no, absolutely not. Most of our Congress is named in
46:01
the Epstein files. Yeah, So the point is when when
46:08
I follow these investment people and they reference Trump and
46:12
reference this is going down, I jump on that shit.
46:14
Even I only if I only buy like $100 worth or if I buy 10 shares
46:17
worth I still buy it just to buy it because you never know.
46:21
I'll give you one that my brother gave me and shout out to
46:24
Matt because I have watched this ever since he told me.
46:27
And the fact that I didn't take advantage of it is it's
46:31
shameful. close your mind. Yeah.
46:32
And I don't know if he still does it, but Allegiant Airlines,
46:36
when you see it get down under $70 a share, buy the shit out of
46:40
it because it always goes back up to 100.
46:42
And then he sells it. And then, you know, rinse and
46:45
repeat all the time. OK, OK.
46:47
It's like a cycle. Do you just start watching it
46:50
and you'll see what I'm talking about?
46:51
When it starts dipping, it'll get down to like 6065.
46:56
Sometimes it'll only it'll stop at like 72, but it'll always
47:00
shoot back up to like 90. Sometimes it'll go to a hundred,
47:03
105. OK.
47:05
OK, I'll look at it. I've been watching that for
47:08
years. Yeah, OK.
47:11
Yeah, that was kind of like when when COVID hit, AMC theatres
47:14
dropped to a buck. I know that got down.
47:17
To yeah, that's why I own so much Ford, because it was $3.90
47:21
a share. Yeah, so nobody told me this
47:22
shit. I wasn't following those things
47:24
back then, and then I wasn't. Talking.
47:26
We weren't talking all the. Time I know I heard I heard a
47:28
random conversation from somebody that oh they bought AMC
47:30
stock for dollar and they just sold it for you know 50-6
47:33
dollars a share. I'm like what the fuck for you
47:35
like you know me. Why don't you tell me this shit?
47:38
What sugar did you knew? I didn't know.
47:40
Cher, motherfucker, Cher. My best one was I just ran into
47:45
this guy at work and he started teaching me about buying and
47:47
selling the stock even before Robin Hood came out.
47:50
I was using Scottrade for a long time.
47:52
OK. My Best Buy was one of my first
47:57
big purchases, you know, like more than $1000 was Sprint back
48:02
in the day and it was like $2.00 and something a share.
48:05
Yeah. So then it got bought out by
48:08
T-Mobile. If you look right now T-Mobile
48:11
is, I don't know, 100 and some dollars a share.
48:14
We got to take advantage of that.
48:15
You just, whatever shares you had, you brought over from
48:19
Sprint at the time of the sale. Nice.
48:23
T-Mobile is currently trading at $200.54 a share.
48:27
I bought that originally at like $2.12.
48:30
Cents. But you and you and you sold it.
48:33
Oh, you still have it? No, I sold it when I got up over
48:35
100. Oh well, that's still a good
48:37
deal. Yeah, see, I long term, yeah,
48:40
see I long term stuff like I've had Apple stock for years.
48:42
I just leave long. I didn't even look at it.
48:44
I don't pay attention to it. I just.
48:46
Leave that one. I sold that fucking thumbs up.
48:49
I'm going to shoot it anyway. That one I sold before I got
48:54
smart enough to understand admitting my limitations as
48:57
well. I didn't understand how
48:59
important dividend, dividend paying stocks were, right?
49:02
Yeah. Every three months Ford sends me
49:04
money. Every three months, AT&T sends
49:06
me money. Every three months, Caterpillar
49:08
sends me money. Like all these stocks that I own
49:11
that paid dividends. You just keep reaping the
49:15
rewards. Four times.
49:17
A year, right? Yep.
49:21
I should have hung on to the T-Mobile because they also pay a
49:23
dividend. I didn't even understand that at
49:26
the time. I was just like, woo Hoo, I made
49:27
a fuck ton of money. Yep.
49:32
Well, fuck ton to me. Yeah, that's good.
49:36
Donald Trump would redefine what we consider a fuck ton, you
49:40
know. Yep.
49:43
He was like, that's my water bill.
49:50
Yeah. What I made off that stock is
49:53
probably his, at least his electric bill every month.
49:56
Oh, that's not bad. Lecture built the White House or
49:59
Electric built Trump Tower. Well, I just mean, Oh yeah,
50:04
you're right. If you start combining them
50:05
together. Jesus.
50:08
See, in the White House isn't that big.
50:09
People think it's a big fucking building.
50:11
It's only like 1600 square feet. It's not that big of a building.
50:13
It's it's massive. It's bigger than that.
50:17
Is it really? I think that's. 1600 square.
50:19
Feet. That's like my.
50:20
House. Dude, your house is bigger than
50:22
that. Maybe it was something else to
50:24
something. About.
50:25
Come on, you're real. 05055 thousand square feet.
50:28
OK, Oh, now what the hell was it then?
50:30
There's something that there's no dude, I'm serious.
50:33
There's there, there was. That was a total.
50:35
I know I'm just laughing because that's the size of my house.
50:38
Yeah, there. There's something that's small,
50:39
man. What the hell was it that was?
50:41
I'm sitting blowing away my House of my house.
50:43
I was I was I I just remember when I heard it.
50:46
Like, holy shit, that's Small wonder what it was.
50:50
Maybe OK, maybe not. I don't know. 18 acres.
50:56
The White House is 55,000 square feet now.
50:58
That's bigger than I thought it was.
51:00
Yeah, 132 rooms, 16 family and guest rooms, 3 kitchens, 35
51:03
bathrooms. There was some dude, I swear to
51:06
God there was some. There's some big national thing
51:08
like, oh shit, it's only that big.
51:09
It blew my mind. I know, I wish you could think
51:13
of it. It'll come to me later and then
51:15
I'll text you. That cracked me up though.
51:19
Yeah it cracked me up too when I realized what a fucking dumb ass
51:22
statement I just made. It's just funny.
51:25
No mansion trying to squeeze all them people into my house.
51:29
I what, what the I got to figure that out now, because really
51:32
there's there's some historic thing like, wow, that's small.
51:36
I don't fucking know. I'll figure it out.
51:38
It'll come to me at some point in time.
51:41
Did we talk about the chick drummer with Rush?
51:45
No, we we talked about the fact that Rush shouldn't be on tour
51:48
without Neil, and that was the extent of it.
51:50
And then I saw the chick drummer.
51:52
I did too, I just recently saw two clips of her.
51:56
I'm assuming she's a bad ass. I haven't seen her play.
51:59
I saw their promo talking to her.
52:02
So for the I get I hate dissing on shit, you know, because it's
52:07
not like it's bad, but it's the same concept of and I would go
52:13
see this. I would go see Pantera with Zach
52:15
playing, but it's different. You know you cannot recreate
52:22
Vinny and Daryl. Nope.
52:24
Nope. Did I Thumbs up again?
52:27
You did? Oh, you can't recreate Eddie Van
52:30
Halen, you can't recreate Bon Scott, you can't recreate.
52:33
Well, you can't recreate the Van Halen brothers.
52:37
No. It's even a step further than
52:40
what we experienced. You know, now you literally are
52:43
jamming with the person that you beat up growing up as a kid.
52:47
You know, like you're, you're never going to be tighter than
52:50
those two are. So to see Van Halen without
52:53
Eddie and Alex playing together, to see Pantera without Darrell
52:58
and Vinny playing together, it just, it's different.
53:01
And that was what I experienced hearing her play with Rush.
53:05
It sounded great. But I've seen Rush multiple
53:07
times. Yeah, me too.
53:09
And I know I didn't become, actually, I didn't become a Rush
53:13
fan until I saw him live the first time.
53:15
I liked some of their songs. I was in the same boat as I was
53:18
with, like we're talking about with Alice Cooper.
53:20
That's what I thought of Rush back in the day, right When I
53:23
saw him live. I was like, holy shit, I get it
53:26
right. Yeah, yeah.
53:27
See I saw them live for the first time because I went to see
53:31
it's a different show with candle box candle locks open for
53:33
them. I remember that.
53:36
Tour, Yeah. And because I like them at the
53:38
ballroom, I went and saw them that and Rush was I knew, I knew
53:42
Rush like I did. It's not like I didn't know Rush
53:44
like I like Signals. I had that album, but I didn't I
53:48
didn't specifically go to see Rush.
53:49
I went to see Candle Box and then I stay, obviously I stayed
53:53
for Rush because I liked Rush, but I wasn't like, and when that
53:57
album, when that when they came out, it was.
54:00
And then, you know, 16 times later because you just 100%
54:03
they're one of those, they're one of those bands that if you
54:05
like them, you can't get enough of them.
54:08
So when they're done, it's like, OK, when did they come back
54:13
again? I've taken more people than I
54:16
can count to their first Metallica show, and most of
54:19
those people were not Metallica fans, right?
54:22
Yeah. They were different in life,
54:24
every one of them. Like, I think all but one of the
54:27
people I took that became their favorite band instantly.
54:31
Yeah, certain bands are just a religious experience, man.
54:35
It just. Is, Yeah, it's just different
54:37
life. It's just different life.
54:40
And you just don't know that unless you go see them live,
54:43
which is, you know, why bands tour, especially now.
54:47
They're going to make money. All right, now I'm coming.
54:51
All right, Nicki's barking at me.
54:53
We have two more weeks of our Tuesday night things.
54:58
Well, go do your duty. Buddy, I'll go do my duty.
55:00
Hey boys and girls, if you're feeling suicidal or depressed,
55:03
don't do it. Go scream in a pillow.
55:05
Go run, go jog, go work out. Go find somebody to talk to.
55:08
If you can't find someone to talk to, text 988 to.
55:11
Somebody is always there waiting to help you get off that Cliff,
55:13
get off that ledge. Tomorrow is truly going to be a
55:16
better day with you in it. We know that as a personal, you
55:21
know, fact because we've lost people and the next day sucked
55:25
because we lost them. So don't don't do that.
55:29
I'm Chris. He's Mike.
55:30
This is a Chris and Mike show and I'm at 62%.
55:32
So we're going to sign off and I'm going to black.
55:35
My screen is going to slowly upload because my Internet
55:37
sucks. It sucks that Joseph.
55:40
We'll get you back on the show, man No worries.
55:42
Go be a movie star, man. Yeah, Just when you're playing
55:45
the guitar, just just, you know, mum a lot.
55:48
Chris and Mike show. Chris and Mike show.
55:52
And then the director said, what are you doing?
55:54
Say I'm just singing a song that you want me to in the background
55:57
and we won't be mad at you anymore.
56:00
Stanza, stanza. I'm going on you.
56:05
It's like a weed man. So you really don't have my
56:09
clock. I don't.
56:14
It was a funny episode. Love you brother man.
56:16
Love you. Love you brother.
56:17
Peace out. Peace.
56:19
See you. Feel the trail behind your eyes,
56:47
feel yourself and meet yourself. Take a moment.
56:54
Look at your tear. Fight the battle.
56:57
That's you pose Wheel. Fight the battle, but you pose
57:02
Wheel, who is your baby, to your finger.
58:27
Come down here, you haven't found out.
58:30
It's in your sand. You just won't fight him.
58:35
Wait for the dead. When you close your eyes and.
58:39
Hit for the wind. You ain't no creature.
58:43
You're playing. Smile and you should.
58:46
You press on. The almighty man.
58:50
You gotta dream. Who in your life to keep a soul
58:56
in every man? Take the trip behind your eyes.
59:01
Feel the soul revolution now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
59:12
yeah. Take a moment.
59:16
Look at you. See it.
59:19
Fight your family. To you more clear.
59:48
You gotta, you gotta. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.