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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Wow, you're listening to the Mark Simone Show on War Well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: a week away from Thanksgiving. We got a lot to
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  Speaker 1: get to this hour. I'm looking at my Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: here's my friend Brooke Singman, who's a great Fox News reporter,
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  Speaker 1: and she's going down to Washington for something. She's taken
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  Speaker 1: the Amtrak. Look at this picture. I thought it was ai,
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  Speaker 1: but it's real. Apparently she gets on amtraks. She got
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  Speaker 1: the picture up and look who she's sitting next to,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Biden. Just by coincidence, she gets on an Amtrak,
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  Speaker 1: takes her seat, and there's Joe Biden, the former president.
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  Speaker 1: You know, every former president has got lemos and SUVs,
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  Speaker 1: and he's private jets and they're traveling all over the
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  Speaker 1: place with a huge entourage. In detail, this is the
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  Speaker 1: only former president who's been spotted numerous times just on
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  Speaker 1: a regular seat on an airplane, take an amtrak. You know,
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  Speaker 1: normally the reason you get all these trappings is the
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  Speaker 1: ex president. Every billionaire is still your great friend. They'll
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  Speaker 1: lend you a plane anytime you want to go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently Joe Biden has none of that. All the big
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  Speaker 1: Democratic all these big billionaire donors. They're mostly Democrats. They've
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  Speaker 1: all turned their back on Biden. If Obama wants to
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  Speaker 1: go anywhere, they line up to hand them a private
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  Speaker 1: jet to take them. They're honored to give them the
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  Speaker 1: jet to take them. Joe Biden take the train. There
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  Speaker 1: he is on the train on an Amtrak. Looks like
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  Speaker 1: a very crowded car. It doesn't even have his own
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  Speaker 1: little section or his own little row. Sitting next to
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  Speaker 1: Brooks Sigman, who's a great reporter. But check out her Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretty funny picture. Hey, today is the Dick
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  Speaker 1: Cheney funeral. In fact, as we speak, it's taking place.
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  Speaker 1: Not that exciting. I mean, you know, his grandchildren are speaking.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I mean, he's a former vice president.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not like the greatest speakers in the world
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  Speaker 1: will be there. It's you know, this wacko daughter is
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  Speaker 1: going to speak, His grandchildren will speak. But look at this,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the TV screens. Fox is not carrying it,
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  Speaker 1: but MSNBC or whatever they're calling it now and CNN
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  Speaker 1: are taking this live, the Dick Cheney funeral. They're acting
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  Speaker 1: like this great head of state has passed away and
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  Speaker 1: this very important funeral needs live coverage. This is the
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  Speaker 1: Dick Cheney they hated. Nobody was hated more by these people,
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  Speaker 1: these same networks than Dick Cheney. You remember, all they
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  Speaker 1: did was yell and scream he's a war criminal, remember
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  Speaker 1: Abu Gharab and waterboarding, and they wanted him on trial
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  Speaker 1: in the Hague. Remember they made up a whole fake
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  Speaker 1: Haliburton scandal about him. They called this guy every name.
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  Speaker 1: When they used to call him Darth Vader, they used
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  Speaker 1: to call him war criminal, nazi, Dick Cheney, he's the
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  Speaker 1: most hated man in the world. But because he came
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  Speaker 1: out so strongly against Donald Trump, because he attacked Donald Trump,
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  Speaker 1: called him an existential threat all that. So now they
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  Speaker 1: love Dick Cheney. They love Dick Cheney, and it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What's your name, Liz Cheney, that crazy whack job daughter
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  Speaker 1: of his. So they'll actually be speaking. George W. Bush
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  Speaker 1: is going to speak. The former vice presidents are there,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Pence is there, Biden is there as a former
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  Speaker 1: president and as a Cheney of course was vice president.
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  Speaker 1: So all the vice presidents show up. Now JD. Vance
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  Speaker 1: is not there and President Trump is not there, but
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  Speaker 1: they both point out they were not invited, and you
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  Speaker 1: might think, well, they should go, But if they're so
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  Speaker 1: hated by the Cheneys, if every Cheney has called them
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  Speaker 1: Nazis and Hitler and the worst people on earth. Cheney
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  Speaker 1: actually said that the greatest threat to him, Well obviously
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't want him at the funeral, so be inappropriate for
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  Speaker 1: them to go. But the funeral take place. Look at
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  Speaker 1: this msn what it's called ms now, and it's just
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  Speaker 1: endless live coverage of this boring, boring funeral. And they
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  Speaker 1: wonder why Fox gets much bigger ratings that they're they're
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  Speaker 1: continuing with normal programming. But it's the National Cathedral, Washington,
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  Speaker 1: d C, CNN ms now. You know it's interesting. MSNBC
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  Speaker 1: was forced to remove NBC from the name. NBC took
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  Speaker 1: the name out it's now ms now, but CNBC, which
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  Speaker 1: they spun off, is allowed to keep the name. They're
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  Speaker 1: not embarrassed to have their NBC name in the CNBC name.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting little point. If you like sushi. You know that
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  Speaker 1: place in the Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's called Masa Masa. That's like the number one highest
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  Speaker 1: rated Michelin Star three Michelin Star Japanese in New York.
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  Speaker 1: There's new place that open right across from Bryant Park.
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  Speaker 1: It's on forty first Street. It's just got three Michelin Stars,
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  Speaker 1: making it the number one sushi place in America. It's
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  Speaker 1: only got a handful of seats and they only do
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  Speaker 1: two seatings. Now, before you go rushing over there, we
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  Speaker 1: all love sushi. But before you go rushing over there,
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  Speaker 1: it's seven hundred and fifty dollars a person. They should
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  Speaker 1: have a team of psychiatrists. Dude, just examine your head
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  Speaker 1: before you go in there and pay seven hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars. But the Michelin reviewers say it's not just
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  Speaker 1: a dining, it's a religious experience. It's unlike anything. Seven
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty per head. Now that does not include
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  Speaker 1: drinks and tax. So figure one thousand dollars a person,
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  Speaker 1: which tops the other one, Maza, which was always the
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  Speaker 1: highest rated. That's nine hundred of person. Well, actually that's
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  Speaker 1: before drinks, and so that'll end up being twelve hundred
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  Speaker 1: a person. Got you ever eat this place? Masa, it's
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  Speaker 1: the other one there is per se. It's like forty
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  Speaker 1: seven courses. It takes you like three and a half
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  Speaker 1: hours to eat. There you about a half hour forty
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  Speaker 1: minutes into it. You will want to commit suicide. You
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  Speaker 1: will want to kill yourself. It's the most boring, awful dinner.
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  Speaker 1: The food is mesmer. You can't believe what it looks like.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what the hell you're eating. If somebody
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  Speaker 1: asked you what would you have, you can't even tell them.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most complicated, ridiculous food in the world. I
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  Speaker 1: went there once with a I better not mention his name,
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  Speaker 1: a governor who a big donor has taken us. And
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  Speaker 1: this is a kind of a blue collar all American governor,
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  Speaker 1: and we're eating this crap, and we're on course like
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  Speaker 1: number eleven. And I got to go to the men's
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  Speaker 1: room and he said, where are you going? I said,
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  Speaker 1: the men's room. He said, my security guys are out there.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him to get me out of here. And I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: how are they going to get you? He goes, just
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  Speaker 1: tell him they'll get me out of here. So I
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  Speaker 1: go to the men's room. I tell him he wants
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  Speaker 1: to get out of here. So I go back and
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  Speaker 1: I sit down. Five minutes later, the security guys come
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  Speaker 1: running in. It's not a phone, it's like a big
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  Speaker 1: walkie talkie thing, like a satellite phone. They go, Governor,
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  Speaker 1: it's an emergency. It's an emergency. You must take this call.
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  Speaker 1: And he takes some fake call and he goes, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go, I've got to go, and he runs out,
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  Speaker 1: and as he's running, I go, you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: take me with you. But I was stuck there for
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  Speaker 1: this thing. It was painful, absolutely painful. So save yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Nine hundred dollars a person, seven hundred dollars a person.
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  Speaker 1: It has three Michelin stars, but only these European Michelin
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  Speaker 1: star reviewers would know what the hell they were eating,
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  Speaker 1: So just forget about it. Kathy Hokeel making a big
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  Speaker 1: announcement that shoplifting is down thirteen percent in New York City.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't understand. Nobody understands the story. She's taking
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  Speaker 1: credit if it is indeed, well, yeah, actually NYPD data
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  Speaker 1: shows shoplifting down thirteen point five percent. Of course, it's
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  Speaker 1: up ten thousand percent since the crime wave that Cuomo created.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Cuomo started this no bail, no jail. Then
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  Speaker 1: you got the crazy Alvin Bragg who will not prosecute shoplifters.
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  Speaker 1: So went up like thousands of percent. So to be
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  Speaker 1: down thirteen point five percents not a big help, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a little it's a start. But that's NYPD data. Now, well,
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  Speaker 1: how could Hokel claim credit for this. She's claiming that
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  Speaker 1: she put together a task force of one hundred officers
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  Speaker 1: state law enforcement to crack down on shoplifting. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: drugstores all day long. I've never seen state troopers in there.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen any of this. I don't know of
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  Speaker 1: anybody being arrested in New York by a state trooper.
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  Speaker 1: But she's claiming credit for this. I would think it's
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  Speaker 1: more the NYPD finally getting something done about it. You
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  Speaker 1: still have you know, you go to a drug store,
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  Speaker 1: everything's locked up. Shampoo used to be, the razor blades
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  Speaker 1: were locked up. Now it's aspirin, anything and everything. And
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  Speaker 1: it says ring the bell for the manager to open
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  Speaker 1: the and you ring and ring, and it's going to
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  Speaker 1: have to wait ten minutes. It's the best thing that
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  Speaker 1: ever happened for Amazon, so much easier. You just go
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  Speaker 1: on Amazon order whatever you want. It's there the next day. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about Epstein. The Democrats are going to have
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  Speaker 1: huge problems with Epstein. Stuff is going to come out
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  Speaker 1: about the close ties of all these Democrats to Epstein
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  Speaker 1: right up until the end, right up until the moment
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  Speaker 1: he killed himself. He was a big, big donor to Democrats.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's another thing that's going to come out. You
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  Speaker 1: know when people say the Clintons are going to have
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  Speaker 1: a big problem, well they really are, not, just for
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  Speaker 1: their close association with Epstein, but it's going to come
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  Speaker 1: out that Epstein was one of the fat and the
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  Speaker 1: financier of the Clinton Foundation. You know, Hillary and Bill
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  Speaker 1: Clinton always brag about this Clinton Foundation, the Clinton Global Initiative. Well,
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  Speaker 1: way till everybody finds out it was Epstein that financed
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  Speaker 1: it and got it going. In fact, in two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and seven, when Epstein was on trial, his attorneys in
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  Speaker 1: court presented this evidence that he founded the Clinton Global Initiative,
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  Speaker 1: that he founded the Clinton Foundation. In fact, it was
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  Speaker 1: that letter, that proof that he was the guy behind
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  Speaker 1: it that helped him get a good plead deal. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you get a good deal from a judge. You
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  Speaker 1: show that despite your crime, you've done important work and
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  Speaker 1: community service. So they actually presented in court full documentation
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  Speaker 1: that Epstein was behind the Clinton Foundation and financed its beginnings.
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  Speaker 1: So the Clinton's are going to have to explain that,
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  Speaker 1: not to mention all the visits to Epstein Island. Hillary's
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  Speaker 1: going to have to explain take all the money from Epstein.
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  Speaker 1: This is the other thing that'll come out. It turns
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  Speaker 1: out ninety two percent of Epstein's donations were two Democrats.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer took Epstein money. Hillary Clinton took lots of
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  Speaker 1: Epstein money. Bill Clinton and took more than money from him.
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  Speaker 1: All these things can come out. Katie Kurk is going
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  Speaker 1: to have to explain why she was at Epstein's house
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  Speaker 1: having dinner with him. She's fumbled out a few excuses
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  Speaker 1: when asked about it. George Stephanopolis is going to have
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  Speaker 1: to explain what he was doing at Epstein's house having
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  Speaker 1: dinner with him. He was asked a couple times in
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  Speaker 1: the past. He said, well, I didn't know who he was.
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  Speaker 1: This is after he was convicted, this is after he
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  Speaker 1: went to prison. He's a registered sex defender. I knew
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  Speaker 1: who he was. I saw it in the papers. Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember reading about this billionaire in Florida who got
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  Speaker 1: arrested for underage you know, miners given him massages and
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  Speaker 1: being recruited, and we all read about it. The guy
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  Speaker 1: was victed, the guy was in prisoned for a year,
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  Speaker 1: the guy was in house arrest, the guys that registered
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  Speaker 1: sex offender, we all knew about it, was in the news.
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  Speaker 1: George Stephanoppolis and Katie Kurk are anchor people from major
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  Speaker 1: news organizations, major networks. How do they claim they didn't
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  Speaker 1: know who the guy was? And when was the last
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  Speaker 1: time you went to somebody's house for dinner and didn't
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  Speaker 1: know who he was. Even if somebody invited you and
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know who he was, you'd ask, well, who
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  Speaker 1: is this guy? You might even google the guy. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say you're a major news anchor. You don't think you
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  Speaker 1: could find out who the guy was. So to claiming
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  Speaker 1: did no idea who this convicted felon was that had
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  Speaker 1: been in all the news just makes these two sound
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  Speaker 1: like idiots. Stefanoppolis, Katie Kurk, big Epstein connection. Hey this
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  Speaker 1: a new Ken Burns documentary PBS on the American Revolution.
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  Speaker 1: Well that sounds interesting. Accept it's PBS accept it's ken Burns.
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  Speaker 1: Here's one reviewer who tried to watch it and had
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  Speaker 1: to turn it off. He said, less than three minutes
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  Speaker 1: into the ken Burns documentary on the American Revolution, all
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  Speaker 1: I got was white people are bad. Native Americans had
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  Speaker 1: a century old democracy before we arrived and ruined it.
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  Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin copied his whole American blueprint from Native Americans.
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  Speaker 1: And now this guy just turned it off and couldn't
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  Speaker 1: watch it anymore. And PBS wonders, how did they Why
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  Speaker 1: did they get their financing cut? Because they're worse than
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimble. It's the most slanted, distorted news organization in
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  Speaker 1: the world. No wonder they got their their funding cut.
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey, you know, he was canceled with all that
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  Speaker 1: sex stuff. I think most of it's been cleared up.
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  Speaker 1: I think most of the charges he's gotten out of
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  Speaker 1: he's appealed. But he says he's tough to get work.
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  Speaker 1: He has to go all over the place looking for work.
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  Speaker 1: He said his financial situation is very bad. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he probably spent millions of legal fees and all of that,
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  Speaker 1: not to mention not working for six seven years or
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is. But he said he's now living in hotels, airbnbs.
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  Speaker 1: He has to just go wherever he can find work.
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  Speaker 1: But even if you get all the charges dropped, even
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  Speaker 1: if you try to come back, you can't look at
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  Speaker 1: him the same anymore. What was the great show he
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  Speaker 1: was on where he played Frank Underwood blanking out? What
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  Speaker 1: do you know? The show? I just can't watch it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's just not the same. Hey, Trump Media, that's the company,
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  Speaker 1: the public company Donald Trump and the family have ticker
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  Speaker 1: symbol as DJT. A lot of the money's in bitcoin, crypto,
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  Speaker 1: Trump Media and Technology Group, big, big, big part of
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  Speaker 1: it is invested in crypto. Well, you know, bitcoin took
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  Speaker 1: a huge drop, Crypto took a huge drop. The Trump
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  Speaker 1: stock lost five billion this year, five billion, nearly seventy
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  Speaker 1: percent in value, thirty four percent in just the last month.
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  Speaker 1: But it's mostly the huge plunge in crypto, in bitcoin.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, every time we see those huge plunges
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  Speaker 1: in bitcoin, everybody goes aha, See I told you it's
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  Speaker 1: no good. But then the next thing you know, it
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  Speaker 1: goes way up in the next few years, and you
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  Speaker 1: wish you had bought the dip. So I'm not telling
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  Speaker 1: you what to do. I don't know, I have no idea. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy fail in a few minutes. We'll take some calls next.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten