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MAKING PITCHES FOR THE OPEN ERA · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything looks pink.
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  Speaker 2: To me And.
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite color So could we be my new
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: favorite thing? Yeah, yeah And that's my favorite color So
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: could we be my new favorite thing? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the sanctuary chase is still not in the
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: shot with me but he is here chase yeah if
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: you if you heard a scream in the distance it
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: sounded kind of like an elephant that was chase but
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: it's back the sanctuary is back we're doing it every
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: week and we have a couple friends that we brought
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  Speaker 3: with us um these are people who played against us
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: in survivor one did a lot better than the other
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: um Maybe first let's hear from the person who has
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  Speaker 3: eliminated fifth in that game. Justin. Justin, tell the people
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: a little bit about yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still bitter. I'm an Aries. I'm a mother.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm thrilled to be here. No, I was so
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  Speaker 5: pumped to meet you guys down at Bramblefest. So I
• 1:15
  Speaker 5: can't believe that you agreed to let me talk with you.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't agree. I believe we begged.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe I got this link and stole it.
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  Speaker 3: We begged you. We said, please, come do this show.
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  Speaker 3: Same for Jax. Jax, you won when we played our
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  Speaker 3: live Survivor show.
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  Speaker 4: I won!
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound great. You sound great.
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  Speaker 6: So for some reason, yeah, I am not doing great
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  Speaker 6: with the female representation on this podcast. Even though I
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  Speaker 6: have a pink microphone and I think it's super cute.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 6: It's hard for you guys to hear me, but I
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  Speaker 6: will persevere. I'm a Pisces. Rising Capricorn, though.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, that's why you won. So that will give me
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of a work through me.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, that's why you won our Survivor game, because Capricorn
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  Speaker 7: is the Zodiac that has won the most seasons of Survivor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, in my creative life, want to lean more into
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  Speaker 6: my Pisces, but I think in order to get shit done,
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  Speaker 6: I need to lean into my Capricorn. But it's been
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  Speaker 6: a Capricorn era for a while. I kind of want
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  Speaker 6: to lean back and just go.
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  Speaker 2: With the flow.
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  Speaker 3: You're really speaking my language, Jax. Thank you guys both
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  Speaker 3: for being here. This is the sanctuary where we let
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  Speaker 3: loose a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We play some games. We like to have fun.
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  Speaker 7: We used to talk about what was going on internet
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  Speaker 7: drama-wise with Survivor, which this week it's just people do
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  Speaker 7: not like that Jeff was making fun of the fans
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  Speaker 7: during the episode.
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  Speaker 3: Me and PD loved it. And then Justin injects it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you loved it. Because you guys are
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  Speaker 2: the cool guys. Of course you love it. He's not
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  Speaker 2: making fun of you. He's making fun of people like me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: I was sitting with it, though, after we talked. Because I, like,
• 3:02
  Speaker 5: after we talked during the.
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  Speaker 4: Episode, or following the episode, like, chatting and whatnot. I
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  Speaker 4: felt like I came on a little strong, a little
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  Speaker 4: critical of Dad Jeff. However, comma, uh, uh. I, the
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  Speaker 4: reason I feel critical is because like, I've been here
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  Speaker 4: all along.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like, you know how sometimes your family becomes
• 3:27
  Speaker 5: like more extreme as.
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  Speaker 4: They get older. Like they like settle more and more
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  Speaker 4: into like their beliefs and everybody gets a little bit
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  Speaker 4: more split. I'm like, babe, remember we've been in this
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: together for 25 years.
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  Speaker 5: I was there when you were asking like Jenna and
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  Speaker 5: Heidi to like get naked for chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: What happened to that guy? Like, let's, let's be cool.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't want him to be mad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he gives real.
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  Speaker 7: And I love Jeff, and I will always defend Jeff.
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  Speaker 7: He does give real born-again Christian vibes sometimes, where he's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, family is all that matters. And it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but also, you know what's cool? Crazy shit.
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  Speaker 4: I love family. I mean, I've seen all of the
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  Speaker 4: Fast and the Furiouses. So, like.
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  Speaker 4: I go to Olive Garden once a quarter. It's, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really care about the Jeff discourse. My issue
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  Speaker 3: with Justin. Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa. I have a big issue with Justin, and that
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  Speaker 3: is that, you know, Anna, she decides to do some
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  Speaker 3: fun little voices, and then we get on the stream
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  Speaker 3: with Justin, and he's like, this stuck up, bitch. I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe it. No, that was based as fuck, dude.
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  Speaker 3: That was funny.
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  Speaker 5: First and foremost, I only use the B word to
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  Speaker 5: refer predominantly to straight men and my homosexual brethren. Unless
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  Speaker 5: it is used, like, in the capital B sense, which
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  Speaker 5: is always respectful, like, that bitch Jax.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the royal bitch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but, like, Jax knows, like, that bitch comma Jax. Like,
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  Speaker 4: that hits hard. Yes. Anna, Anna, nah, has not earned
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  Speaker 4: it yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she hasn't really earned it yet.
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  Speaker 4: So I would never, I would never.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and I've changed my mind about it, mostly because.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to tell people why you changed
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  Speaker 3: your mind about Anna?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, well, first of all, I don't think we should
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  Speaker 6: be making fun of a woman who takes a risk
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  Speaker 6: and puts herself out there.
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  Speaker 2: Really, she's the joy.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, like, look at her.
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  Speaker 5: Like, she.
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  Speaker 7: You were the first one to do it, though, on
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  Speaker 7: the live stream the other night.
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  Speaker 2: It's because I saw in her what I see in me.
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  Speaker 6: Which is trying a little bit too hard, trying to
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  Speaker 6: just perform when you don't need to, like let it chill,
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  Speaker 6: baby girl.
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  Speaker 2: But I think that she's going to go on a
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  Speaker 2: date with PD.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Yeah, Jax, we need to talk about this. I
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  Speaker 3: need to put you in timeout. Here's what I'll say. Wait, really?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, was that too much, PD? You're such a yes
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  Speaker 2: and guy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. She doesn't need to know that
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  Speaker 3: I have a crush on her.
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  Speaker 2: But that's how you get the response back. She's so thirsty.
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  Speaker 3: She said that she was looking for love. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like Jax is trying to get me in a Diana
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  Speaker 3: Rossini situation. Who's Diana Rossini? Diana Rossini is a reporter
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  Speaker 3: who slept with the Patriots head coach.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know, being a survivor journalist. So who are
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  Speaker 3: you in that situation? Are you the head coach? I'm
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  Speaker 3: Diana Rossini.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Course yes yeah well of course you're diana reciti uh
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  Speaker 3: it's unethical yeah it's unethical as a journalist which is
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  Speaker 3: what i am right right i would say that the
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  Speaker 3: power dynamic lies on her side it would be unfair
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  Speaker 3: for you i.
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  Speaker 6: Agree and all i'm doing is like glazing her a
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  Speaker 6: little bit which i know is exactly what she wants
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  Speaker 6: and making her feel good and being like we all
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  Speaker 6: love you girl.
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  Speaker 3: I hope she listens to this and she hears Jack saying,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just glazing her because it's what she wants. And
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  Speaker 3: she's thirsty.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying I see her. I recognize her.
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  Speaker 6: I love that she can put herself out there like
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  Speaker 6: I continually put myself out there. We are kindred spirits.
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  Speaker 3: I love her.
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  Speaker 7: Did she put herself out there or did you DM
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  Speaker 7: her and start harassing her about going out with PD?
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  Speaker 5: Immediately.
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  Speaker 2: No, immediately.
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  Speaker 3: I will say I'm happy that she's seen me in drag.
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  Speaker 2: I left it real ambiguous. I didn't say like, oh
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: my God, this guy's obsessed with you. And you aren't.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is, hang on. Whoa, I've been, wait,
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  Speaker 2: I've been DMing.
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  Speaker 5: While you're searching for this, Jax, can you hard confirm
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  Speaker 5: for me, are you verified on Instagram?
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  Speaker 4: Yay or nay? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think that helps in terms of getting messages through?
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  Speaker 5: Because I will say, as an actual journalist, I....
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  Speaker 4: I fully.
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  Speaker 3: And that's not a bit. Justin has actually worked with
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  Speaker 3: a lot of respected publications. Very respected. He's an incredible writer,
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  Speaker 3: which is so funny, which is why Petey goes, I'm
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  Speaker 3: a journalist. And he goes, Justin was like, hey, just
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  Speaker 3: to clear the air, as an actual journalist.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm really happy for the gas up because I
• 8:24
  Speaker 5: was about to say after three glasses of wine, I
• 8:27
  Speaker 5: decided to shoot my shot with Devin.
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  Speaker 4: I'm married.
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  Speaker 3: I'm married.
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  Speaker 4: Ring on the finger time on my hands. You know
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  Speaker 4: what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I just reached out and I was like, you know what? Wait,
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  Speaker 5: we can cuss on the... Yeah, we can cuss.
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  Speaker 3: You can do anything you want. Have you listened to
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  Speaker 3: the show?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: He's a real journalist. Do you think he's got time
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  Speaker 3: to listen to our bullshit?
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  Speaker 4: I'm listening to NPR and jazz, and that's it. Not
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  Speaker 4: this garbage.
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  Speaker 5: No, I feel like every time I'm on a podcast
• 9:07
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I can.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely cuss here, I'm like, fuck that shit. And it's like,
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  Speaker 4: this is about God. And I'm like, oh, son of
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  Speaker 4: a bitch.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Miranda Cuthersgrove when it's like, I cuss a little.
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  Speaker 3: I cuss a little.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I had three glasses of wine. I shot
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  Speaker 4: my shot with Devin, and guess what? It was left unread.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so he did open it. Wait, unread or unread? Unread. Unread. Unread.
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  Speaker 3: You got to pay for the verification. I'm verified on there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: if you want to successfully harass people like Jax.
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  Speaker 2: You have to pay for it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I do because I'm not as famous as Jax is.
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  Speaker 2: No, all you have to do is.
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  Speaker 6: Find articles that make you look more famous than you are.
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  Speaker 3: The only articles I have about me is the reviews
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  Speaker 3: of the movie I did, and they're not flattering.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: No, I could literally put it together for you, Chase.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: I swear.
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  Speaker 6: You have plenty out there. You just have to trick
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  Speaker 6: Instagram and do it every single month. I did it
• 10:06
  Speaker 6: for three years.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay. I don't mind paying $ 15. I really don't mind.
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: Is that all it is? Yeah, I really don't mind.
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  Speaker 4: Forever or just each month?
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: Each month. It's $ 15 a month.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: Have you paid for gas recently? Who has verification money
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  Speaker 4: in this economy?
• 10:22
  Speaker 7: Oh, I guess you guys don't realize how filthy rich
• 10:24
  Speaker 7: and popular and famous I am.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I do know because I Googled you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you Google me, it says it right there in
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  Speaker 3: black and white. Super filthy rich and famous. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: studio is on the fourth floor of his mansion.
• 10:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is the penthouse. Thank you.
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: Guys, I.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, listen. I left it real... PD... No, genuinely PD.
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  Speaker 2: I would never do anything to actually embarrass you. What
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  Speaker 2: I started off with... It was her photo that had
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  Speaker 2: a picture of her in her T-shirt. I said, where
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: can we get one? And she said, ha, ha, ha, ha, girl.
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  Speaker 3: You're calling her thirsty? That's the thirstiest opening message. I said,
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  Speaker 3: where can we get one? But it's the tone you
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: just used. Where can we get one?
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: And then she says, then she says, Petey, do you
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  Speaker 2: make fun of my voice?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, PDs. No, no, no, no, no. Are we watching
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: the breakup happen of the century?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: I made fun of your enthusiasm. Hold on. I made
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  Speaker 3: fun of your enthusiasm, not your voice.
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  Speaker 6: It sounded a little like you were doing a.
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  Speaker 2: Valley girl accent.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was mocking you, Jax.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think he was mocking me. I know
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: he was mocking me.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to let him gaslight me on
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: this episode and say I was making fun of your enthusiasm.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: We can roll the tape back.
• 11:43
  Speaker 6: That was a valley girl voice from the performative feminist.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: Whoa, performative. Jax, where are you from originally?
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  Speaker 2: Pennsylvania.
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you wouldn't have a valley girl accent.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: Well, she developed it.
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: Can I say, though, I find it really interesting that
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  Speaker 5: you're offended by him essentially creating an archetype for you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, snap! All the way back to Anna and her
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  Speaker 3: archetypes for voice acting. Continue, Jax.
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  Speaker 2: She says, okay, so you're calling me thirsty. I say,
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  Speaker 2: where can we get one?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, did you call her thirsty in the DMs?
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, I don't mean
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: thirsty in a bad way. I mean, it's glorious to
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: be thirsty and to one thing. I need to recalibrate.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so here's what happened just now. I just said,
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  Speaker 3: continue reading. And you said, so you're calling me thirsty.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: I thought that's what she said to you. No, no, no.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, she says to me, after I say, when can
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: we get one?
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: And I will read it in a calm voice as
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: to not offend PD with my enthusiasm.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Where can we get one?
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: Ha, ha, ha, ha, girl.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: I love you already. That's from her.
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  Speaker 3: You still did it with the same inflection.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: I say, ha, ha, ha, girl. I love you already.
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  Speaker 6: Then I say, we're kindred spirits. I'm a guest on
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  Speaker 6: a podcast called Making the Merge, and you're one of
• 13:13
  Speaker 6: our favorites. And then she says, oh, my God, that's
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: so nice.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Hearts, hearts, hearts, and cry.
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  Speaker 6: And then it continued from there. PD, I was really
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: just getting her to get Making the Merge on her radar,
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: you and Drag on her radar.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, Jax? Thank you. I appreciate that.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: We need to move on.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: But it took you long enough. I've concluded Jax is
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: not canceled. She can continue to do the show with us.
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  Speaker 7: I wish that I had your confidence. Because you do
• 13:52
  Speaker 7: a lot of things where I'm like, I really wish
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  Speaker 7: I could do that.
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: I think you could do any of this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: You probably shouldn't, but....
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  Speaker 7: It's also different if a 27-year-old straight white man dm'd
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  Speaker 7: anna and was just like where can i get one.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Sorry that really hit me in a weird way.
• 14:16
  Speaker 8: Where can i get one well welcome to the sanctuary
• 14:22
  Speaker 8: everybody with today we are pitching things for the open
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  Speaker 8: era that's that's what we came here to do.
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: I also, hey, every week on The Sanctuary, let's open
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: with one of us has DM'd a current Survivor player
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: and just see what happens. Because I tried to voice
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: call Eric during the episode last week.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that'll be the ongoing thing. Did Chase finally get
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: through to Eric? I think I can because we have
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: a connection. Before we jump into our pitches, Jax, do
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: you have a take from the episode that you want
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: to bring up? Our episode, right? Oh, from your episode.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: The premiere. Oh, the premiere. Oh, I thought you meant.
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  Speaker 2: Your episode that I listened to. And honestly, like, because
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe you.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: And you guys, it was a journey because it actually
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: changed the way I looked at the episode in many ways. Also,
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: it made me sad that although I think Bran, I'm
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: sorry to both y'all because I really.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Wanted to lock in with PD because that little house
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: in the prairie bonnet.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I was also wearing a little house in
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: the prairie bonnet. Not in that picture, but that same day.
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: The same day we were both wearing the Little House
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: on the Prairie bonnets.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I think I want to lock in with PD
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: for a plethora of reasons. So it's not just the bonnet.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: It's also he has a.
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  Speaker 2: Team made up of incredible women and people of color.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I guess my people of various sexualities and color
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  Speaker 3: don't matter then? Not when you call.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Them various sexualities.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: They have various sexualities? No, you can swipe through those
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: three pictures of the teams and you can see that
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: it's clear two of the teams did not have an
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: inclusion initiative. What are you talking about? Bran has jelly.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's very white.
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: My first pick was Ori. Just because you do your
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: whole performative activist thing and grab up all of the
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: women and people of color immediately doesn't mean that we
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: didn't want them.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: You can call it performative activism if you want to.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: I'm just identifying the people that I think are the
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: best at this game.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: I think it was sad to hear Bran try and
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: get rid of Kilby so hard. And that really made
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: the entire episode for me so much better. So my
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: hot take is like, now I think maybe Kilby really
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: is going to ride to the end, even.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Though, you know what?
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: There was something about watching him lose that thumb war
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: that I'm like, you're actually more powerful than I think.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Bran?
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Kilby lost to Kristen in the thumb war.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were talking about the thumb war
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: that me and Bran did.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: No, that was impressive, though.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: We'll do a tournament when you guys are here.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, cool, cool. Justin, you have a hot take
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: from the episode?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the next day, I.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Was like, I can't believe that they haven't marooned since
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: the first, like, ten seasons, since the single digits.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Like, this is crazy. And then I went back, and
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: they marooned in 38. Yeah.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I caught that too. And they were like, since the
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: single Digis. And I was like, there's no way that's true. Wait,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: so why would Survivor include that? They have the, you know,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: they could fact check it in the edit.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Because I really think that they're playing, they want that Emmy.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I get it. It's a great show. But I feel
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: like they're like putting some nuance in. And I really
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: feel like they're building out our big dumb boy to
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: be like the biggest dumbest boy ever. Ooh, yeah. Because
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: the guy that said it was Brady Brody.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think they're really setting him up to
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: just be like, big gets hurt, big said didgies.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, great.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I feel like they probably feel a little
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: bit safer to make him look not as great on
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: TV because he's already on TV a lot. He is
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: a successful pro wrestler, so maybe they feel a little
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: bit better because he understands how a gimmick works.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: He understands it's okay to be the heel on TV.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: So I'm glad for them because I think that CBS
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: is often in a position– And I think it's the
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: right position where it's like if you make people look
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: too bad on national television, the people online harass these
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: players to the point of something bad could end up happening.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: And CBS doesn't want that on their conscience. Well, they
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: probably don't give a fuck, but they don't want the
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: money probably to affect.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: The insurance premiums would be horrible.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It would be terrible. All right, so let's get into
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: the pitches for the open era. I think we should
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: start with Chase because Chase is like I have three
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: of the greatest pitches of all time. Guys, I usually
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: will do like joke ones for this kind of thing.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Like we did an episode where we just pitched theme seasons,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: which is kind of what this is.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: But this time it was just like it was one
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: o'clock last night. I just got done doing a bunch
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: of editing, and I was just in a flow state.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: And I was just like, actually, if they like money,
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: they'll do all three of my ideas. Or I have
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: four ideas.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: All right, Jeff, if you're listening and if you like money.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: All right, first thing I want to say.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: I have like an honorable mention, just kind of like
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: two themes from old Survivor that I really want to
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: see come back in the open era. I want to
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: see Blood vs. Water come back, and I want to
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: see Fans vs. Favorites come back. That's just kind of
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: like a blanket. That's what I would like to see back.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: My first idea for a season is called Survivor Passing
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: of the Torch.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Great name. It's a regular season, but with one brand
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: new twist. I like how you hyped up your title.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: It's a great title.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Every week, one player is selected to go on a journey.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: On that journey, they compete in a one-on-one challenge with
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: a Survivor. legend in a survivor challenge of the legend's choice.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: And if you beat the legend, you will get a
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: major reward, which is probably like an advantage from a
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: previous season. And if the legend beats you, you get
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: a major punishment. probably a punishment from a previous season.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: So it's like a mix of like Island of the
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Idols and Ghost Island where you're playing into the curses
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: of past seasons and then stuff like that. because the
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: open era is about how anything from the last 25
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: years is back on the table. So this would allow
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: you to bring back survivor legends in a small capacity where,
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: you know, they don't have to play for the full season.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: So you could get some of the older ones that
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: maybe doesn't, maybe don't want to dedicate all of their
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: time to a full season.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You can get Richard hatch.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: He could come and play one of the challenges of
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: like where you stack the like house of cards with
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: those things, you know? Um, Plus, you get to see
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: some classic Survivor challenges from the past 25 years. And
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: then it's kind of like a passing of the torch
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: from the old and new eras to the open era.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I really like having to go up against a legend. Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I think that's a lot of fun.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: So that's my first one. Okay.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: A swimming challenge v. Ozzy.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Like that would be so sick.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: One that immediately popped in my head is like you
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: find someone who has the record for one of those
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: challenges that always are brought on. Like what's the challenge
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: called where you have to hold the.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Fucking water bucket with your weight or whatever? Oh, that one. Yes.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with that one. Oh, that one.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, this one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: That one too.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: Whoever has the chat, the record for holding up the longest,
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: you bring them to do that challenge. And it's like,
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: if you beat them, you could also beat their record.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: And it's like passing of a torch type thing.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: You know, Chase, I also love this too, because how
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: many women on these beaches are like, I'm parv.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, you're not. Like you can go
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: up against parv for this. And you know what?
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: She's going to beat your ass because she's getting stronger
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: and stronger with each passing year.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's one of those things where if the
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: legends beat all of the new people, there's a lot
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: to be said about how old era actually is better
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: than new era.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Or you could prove everybody wrong.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Can I? Yes, and you, Chase.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: I would love to see the legends come back and
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: compete against the entire.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Cast in the challenge.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: That would be cool.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: And if the legend wins... Like there is no immunity.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, everyone's up for grabs. Everyone's up for grabs. That's cool.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: So you kind of get like a returner season. Cause like,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I also think it would be.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Like kind of great if you fly Ozzy out to
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Fiji and like he wins, like give the man $ 10, 000,
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: send him on his way.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: We love our bisexual King.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I love Ozzy. He's my favorite player.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: He's so good.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: We should all go to his restaurant in Mexico. Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I would. Where is it? Did you go before with
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: The Undisclosed Woman?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I did not. I think it's in Jalisco. And so
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: that was like... It's like so far from where I was, man. Yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: it was. Anyway, Justin... Were you guys all.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: In Mexico together at the same time?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: No, I was just mocking PD. Oh, okay. Justin, how
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: about you go next?
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: I also have... I also have three. I want Knowledge
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: is Power 2.0. And it's if you have Knowledge is
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Power and you make it to the jury and you're
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: eliminated with Knowledge is Power, then I think it's still
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: in play. And for the finale, like if they continue
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: doing a live finale.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: That person gets to watch the entire show from home
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: and has the option to change their vote at the
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: live finale.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Like it's the ultimate knowledge is power because you've gotten
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: to see the like edit from home. And then you're like, wait,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I didn't know how good your game was. Or wait,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I gave you way too much credit. And you can
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: go up and change your vote.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: That's fun because one vote isn't enough to sway the
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: win necessarily. But if it's a tie or if it's close,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: you could really have a crazy finale from that. That's awesome.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: That's insane. But you'd also have the winners probably trying
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: to bribe that person. Well, you would keep it secret.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't know who has the knowledge is power probably.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: That would potentially work something there.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I also just really thought it was hysterical when they had,
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: I forget what the theme of the season was, but
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: the giant Sandra head and the giant Rob head.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Island of the Idols, yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Island of the Idols.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: I think the tribes start in those heads. Like, just
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: playing half the season in those heads. And then you
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: come out and you're like, whoa, so much.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: My actual favorite.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Is this like the same pitch like that you're doing
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: the ultimate knowledge and they're in the heads.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I'm a very cerebral guy again npr jazz um the
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: one that the one that i really want to see
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: though because i'm trying to think like how do you
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: merge no pun intended the like best parts of the
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: new era and like my favorite things from the old
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: era and my favorite immunity win of all time is
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: when Tina Wesson stood her ass up on that log
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: for just like 10 hours, like arms crossed. It was like,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting down. It came down between her and
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Keith and like she gave up. But I do think
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: that we've become so like challenge, puzzle, challenge, puzzle, boom, boom,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: 26 days. There's no time to think that like, we've
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: lost the element of just like the.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Virtue of patience.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: And, um, one of my favorite things is on paramount plus,
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: there's just like a channel that plays survivor 24 seven. Um,
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: and you don't know what season it's going to be on,
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: but it was on one the other day. And at
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: final six, they had to stand on a balance beam
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: in the ocean until somebody was the last one standing. Right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I think you.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Have something that's like that straightforward and you have like
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: at the merge, like right before the jury starts, everybody's
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: on that balance beam and it's like, stay up there
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: as long as you can.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: By the way, when this is done, it's blood moon.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Three of you are going home and this.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Immunity is good for all of them.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: This is a three part immunity. And you're gonna get
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: it for all three of them staying on that balance beam.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: So the reason that they've stopped doing those long challenges
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: is because they just don't want to production-wise be out
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: there for 50 hours.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: And Jeff is like 65. And Jeff probably doesn't want
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: to do it either.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: But I feel like you should bring it back for
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: something special like this. Like if you're gonna do one
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: thing where they're standing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Out there for 60 hours.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Like, just do it for this one giant blood moon.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Did you say 60? Yeah, because, I mean, those things
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: would go forever. I mean, I was exaggerating, obviously, but,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: you know. You can't do that on this podcast. Exaggerate?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Radical honesty. We're in big trouble.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: This is a family show.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a family show. Jax, let's hear your
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: first pitch. Yeah, I need to go last.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: My first.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: In the spirit of radical honesty, though, PD, I do
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: have to apologize to you because I'm realizing just like
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Chase is playing the long game with Ori, that might
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: have been your intention with Ana.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: We backed into Ana.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: And I just want to let you know, I think
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: for me, I've just always just slid into people's DMs
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: with such a like... just gusto that I don't realize
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: that someone else would be so different from me.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: So I really humbly apologize.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: It's just my journalistic ethics.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: And it's also probably the fact that he doesn't care
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: that much about her, but he's made it a bit
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: and he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to reveal
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: on the podcast that he doesn't actually care that much.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: You were going to go on a date with Sherilyn.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Well, that's different. Still trying to make that happen. That's different.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Me and her are going to talk all about QAnon. Yeah,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I think you could save her, honestly.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I think you could, too. She just switched Instagram accounts.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: She shut down that other one. Okay, my first pitch. Okay, y'all. Look,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: it's fall. I'm a witch. And I... Hold on.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I think we brushed past something. Are you actually a witch?
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I'm in a coven. Look, most women are.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I would argue no, they're not. What's your favorite thing
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: on BookTok? I'm in a coven. Most women are.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: You ask Elizabeth if she's in a coven and just
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: see the kind of response you get.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I think I would know if
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: my wife was in a coven. She's a witch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, she is. She's always posting on Instagram about
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: witch stuff. No, she's not. Yes, I see it. I
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: guess her husband doesn't pay attention to her Instagram, but
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I see it. If you can find one witch thing.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Does your wife forage?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: That's, are you sure?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Then why did she bring, she brought me a basket
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: of berries. I'm with my wife twice. hours a day,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: seven days a week. She is not foraging anyway.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: That seems healthy.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, leave her alone. That seems good. Hey man, it's
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: because I'm super controlling.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I know I just met her, but she seems too
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: cool not to be a witch. Okay, so.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, sorry.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: So I think that we need to really bring back
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: the car curse.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Now, don't you dare tell me that Aubrey broke it.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: We know she didn't.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: She won the car after.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: After the fact.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: It's different. Yeah, I agree.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Jeff and CBS, they think that they can just puppet
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: master a curse.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: No, you can't.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: You can't just do that. You can't fix a curse
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: by doing it after the fact. But I want them
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: to make it a little bit more exciting. So I
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: think what it would be really fun to do is
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: offer the curse. Okay, so offer the car, and then
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: you can choose to either take the car or give
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: it to another person.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: That way we're going to see, do people really think
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: that the car curse is real?
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Are they going to do it? Add that element of
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: chaos back in.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: It's like, is the curse because you won the challenge
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: that won the car, or is the curse you have
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: a car now and other people don't want to vote
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: for you to win the game? That's very interesting. I
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: like that a lot. That's a great one.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I just want them to see what happened. What, PD?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: I think we need to, like, look a little more
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: closely at the contestant who won the car after. Because, like,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: the Madden, to bring this back to football, the Madden
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: curse is when you get put on the cover of Madden,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: and then the next year you're either, like, you don't
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: have a productive season or your Achilles, like, breaks in half. Right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: And so I think we need to keep up with
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: these people medically, too, to see if the car curse
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: goes beyond just the game of Survivor. Maybe there's a
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: coven that Jax is a part of that's cursing these people. Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: I do good work with my witch skills. I'm not
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: into bad curses. I'm into, like, plentiful things.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Abundance. Gotcha. Yeah, there was a woman that I worked
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: with at the steakhouse who told me that she was
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: a witch, and then I looked at somebody else and
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, then why does she work here?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: You're not a very good witch if you're here.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Guys, you obviously need to dig deeper into witchcraft and
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: just watch Practical Magic 2.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: I saw Hocus Pocus 1 and 2, so I'm pretty
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: up to date on my witch lore.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: So I guess I'll get into it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Since you, wait, real quick, Chase, since you have verification money,
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: you should get on Etsy and employ an Etsy witch.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Every once in a while I dabble and things can happen.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Etsy witches are a big part of this podcast. Yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I actually, last season, I hired four of them to
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: help me run my team. And then we had an
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: investigation about Stephanie LaGrosa. Yeah. Is she anti-Semitic? Because I
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: drafted her.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: She loves gay people.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Well, that is what the witches found in their results. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: the we love gay people, that's why the investigation got
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: extended a good bit. But around week eight, we cut
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: ties with Stephanie. Yeah, the witches found some bad magic.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: So should I get into the little journey that I
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: went on yesterday? Yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: So yesterday, I decided to go on a spiritual journey
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: to become more enlightened than Chase.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Good luck, pal. And that was because I wanted to
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: accurately predict the future of the open era. And so
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't do it through astrology because, like, why would
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I use the same method as Chase if I'm trying
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: to become more enlightened? So I decided to leave my body. Oh,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: astral plane.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: What is it called?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Astral project. So I decided to enter the spirit realm
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: last night, and I put on my 432 hertz music. Okay.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And I imagined I was pulling on a rope. Is
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: that corn? It was not corn. Okay. No.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: After 30 minutes of manifesting this rope, it started to
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: feel real.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Next thing I know, I'm looking down at myself asleep.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: And all of the sudden, I'm surrounded by what I
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: can only describe as several minions from the Despicable Me franchise. Ah, banana!
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Banana!
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: They grabbed my arms. Okay. Next thing I know, we're
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: flying straight up. Ooh, Peter Pan style. We finally land
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: on a big cloud overlooking the ocean, and one of
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: them said to me, we are the dream team. We
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: will now take you to our leader. And they bring
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: me to an ethereal being wearing a survivor hat, a
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: black shirt, and shorts. And I believe this to be
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Astral Jeff. Yeah, that's Jeff. And he gave me three
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: visions of the open era. I would like to share
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: the first one with you now. Please do. The first
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: vision I received... I was watching Jeff give a classic
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Jeff speech to kick off a season. Everyone was so excited,
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: but then Jeff says, but this season, we're starting off
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: a little differently. Everyone follow me. So they've been following
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Jeff for a while, and they start asking, like, hey, Jeff,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: where are you going? You just said to follow you,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: but you never said, like, where we were going. Yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: he's in a golf cart for some reason. And then
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Jeff said, you don't want to know where we're going. Whoa.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: They keep asking Jeff. And Jeff starts to grow tired
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: of the questions and he just starts growling at the contestants.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: So Chase, let's role play this. If you could be
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: one of the contestants. Jeff, where are we going? Jeff,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: we've been walking a long time. Jeff, okay. And then
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: they stopped asking questions after that. Yeah, that makes sense.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: So Jeff leads them directly into tribal council.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: What?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: In the daytime. With no tribe divisions yet, no chance
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: to talk to anybody. He tells them to all grab
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: a torch and that they have to vote somebody out
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: right then and there. And that was the end of
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: the vision.
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: Whoa.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: No.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: That's fascinating.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: That has happened.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that has happened. Not at Tribal. Not at Tribal.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: He growled at people? Well, no, the growling, that's new.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: That's new. Oh, okay.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: No, that is what happened.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: The rest is crazy. Yeah, they did eliminate someone immediately
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: on the beach. Okay, so I didn't know that that
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: had happened before, which is more confirmation that this is
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: from the open era because we're bringing things back.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. This is nuts.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I will say it did not go over well.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: People didn't like that twist when it happened. But this
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: time when he growls at him? Yeah, then we'll be
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: on his side.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: Wait, are the minions paid, do you think?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Probably not. I don't think the astral plane... I don't
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: know how it works out there. The astral plane doesn't
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: have currency. It's not a capitalist society in the astral plane.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I would be pretty shocked.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, so the minions aren't making an appearance on Survivor.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: They just take you to the astral plane.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: That was purely on PD's side of things.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Jeff talks about the dream team and how they help
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: set up the challenges and stuff, but I didn't know
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: that they were from Despicable Me.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: That makes sense, because canonically, the minions work for the
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: most evil person on the planet at any given time.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Jeff might have some demons that we don't know about.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't get that sense when I was with Astral Jeff.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: It was a calming presence. Well, then why would the
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: minions be with him? I don't know. Maybe there's something
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: more nefarious going on. Chase, what's your next? Oh, my
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: next one.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: I'm so happy about this one. This one might be
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: my favorite. This one is called Survivor Not All Stars. Oh, see,
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: I thought it said Hot All Stars, and I was like, yeah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: I can get down with that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I can get down with that, too, actually. Hot All Stars? Anyway,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: so it's called Not All Stars. What is that? Is
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: someone at a coffee shop right now?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: No, I hear it, too, though.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Is that Justin?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Not me.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't sound like it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Where's that coming from?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a woman talking in a coffee shop, right?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's my landlord. Screaming, I'm so sorry.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my God, we're in the astral
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: plane right now.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: It did feel like that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, then you're like, na, na, na.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: She went, whoa. Wait, does she just come hang out
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: at your apartment?
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: No, this, girl, you know how New York works. Sometimes
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I hear things from like seven apartments.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Away and I'm like, hello.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I look good for her.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: She must be an actor.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, definitely. All landlords are. They're all failed actors. Yeah,
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: they're all failed actors trying to.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: No, but it's actually a great way to get free rent. Sorry,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: go ahead. Actually, I'm going to recommend it to you
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: if y'all want to move here.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have a home, but sure. How far
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: away is she? Is this how we find out Justin's
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: using his laptop mic? I think the gummy kicked in.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, I wish I would have had one.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: No, first and foremost, she's a 72-year-old Jamaican woman, so.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I think she is done.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: But she just lives downstairs. She's a nice lady, but.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: She's actually my next open-air twist, but Jason, I'm going
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: to save that for a second.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Your landlord is Chet Hanks. So would you like to continue? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Survivor,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: not All-Stars.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: This is an 18-player season divided into three tribes. There
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: is a tribe made up of First Boots. There is
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: a tribe made up of Medivacs. And there's a tribe
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: made up of all-stars. So we get to see in
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: the Medivac tribe, we get to see the Shoe Bandit
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: Jake return after his snake bite. We can see Kyle
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: come back after his injury in 50. Then in the
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: first boot tribes, you can have John Lovett, Stephanie Berger
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: from 48, who everyone on that show knows. cast loved,
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: but she didn't even get to play the game.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Brandon Donlan. Brandon Donlan.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: You can get Francesca Hoagie, who is the only player
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: to be the first boot twice.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Can she do it a third time? Um, Also, you
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: can get like Jelinski. Remember him? He would be fun
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to see again.
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: And then the third tribe is the all-star tribe. And
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: since there hasn't been an official new era all-stars, this
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: is where you can bring back people like Sol or.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Carolyn, Rizzo, Venus, Tiffany. You can give Charlie another shot.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: So it's a way of doing an all-star season while
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: also doing like second chance and a first boot season,
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: which fans have been talking about forever.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Does Bruce qualify for the Medivac season, even though they
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: brought him back the following year?
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: I think because he's already been brought back, I don't
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: think that counts. And then the idea is that this
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: wouldn't be.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: A, like, this is for new era players mostly. Like,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: we're trying to create new legends.
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: We're not trying to just rely on pre.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: And we saw 50. They're all complaining about their backs.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: We need new blood.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: Like, this is an opportunity to bring Rizzo back for
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: a third time in, like, under four years.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, but okay.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: You don't like Rizzo?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: He's okay. We're going to play this when he comes
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: on the show. Oh, Justin.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I'm good. He's fine. He was out of his depth
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: at the live show that we went to, and he
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: knew it. That's cute.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I bet.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Well, that was the Drop Your Buffs live show?
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: That's a different vibe. That's a different element. I wouldn't
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: even call that a Survivor live show. That's like a
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: survivor haters live show.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, but they had so many. Justin, what were
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: you going to say?
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, I feel like he was
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: in a bad position because there were, and I adored
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: everybody on that stage, but there were a lot of
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: people that have clearly been burned or.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Said, my survivor journey is over.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: So they got up there, and they're like, this show sucks,
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: and production's awful.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Even I was like, ooh, guys, let's pair it back
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: a little bit. And then you can see Rizzo on
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: the end being like, I might play again. Yeah, he's
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: a CBS guy.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm going to get into it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Also, he said he created a character, and then a
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: bunch of people jumped on him.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: They're like, well, we were just ourselves. So I think, yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I know you all love him. Gen Z men got
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: to stick together, so yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I love Rizzo, but I do think
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: that he's a great player. I do love him, and
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going to play this when he comes on the show. Yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I think he's a great player.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: And then I'm going to kiss him.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: That was great. That's it for me. I like that
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: pitch a lot. Thank you. Thank you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: Do you guys think I'm afraid of what Rizzo thinks
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: of me? You think that I'm afraid that it's a
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: threat that you would play this for him?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I would love for you to play this for him.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: And he can kiss my ass, kiss my ring, fuck
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: all the way off Rizzo.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: Whoa.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell Rizzo that you don't know what
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: a web browser is. Yeah. True story. No, he seems like.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: A sweet boy, but he's not my survivor guy.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't say he was my survivor. I said
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: we could bring him back.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Can I say I'd rather not? I'd rather not.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: That could be your next pitch. You know, like your
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: whole thing is the open era, no Rizzo.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: No, he's not even on my radar enough to be
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: that passionate about it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, for some.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: Reason, you guys think that he's great. And I have
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: a lot of theories about why that is. But we
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: don't have enough time on the podcast for that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: He hasn't been voted out of the game in the
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: two times he's played?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure. He's fine. He's fine. I don't find him
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: to be entertaining, though.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Well, that's a different story. I don't even want to
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: get into this. I'm enlightened. I don't want to argue
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: about Rizzo.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, I thought we were supposed to fight on this
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: show and you don't want to get into it?
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: That's the old me.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Where's the yes? Oh, that's the old one?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: That's the old me. I'm enlightened.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: No, look, I'm sure Rizzo's great. Wait, am I thinking
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: of the same person, Justin? Rizgod?
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Rizgod.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: The one that introed the live show that we did.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he seems nice.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I like the idea that Chase is in an open
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: era and he's interpreting it that he's like open to
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: all opinions.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: He's very tender, very kind, very welcoming. And Jax is like,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I'm ready to fight. And she's like, I'm in my
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: open era. Like, I'm not doing that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jax, like, Rizzo fucking sucks. Yeah, that's the thing is, like,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I'm all for arguing on the show. I don't really
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: understand what the argument was. Because we were just like, yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: we can bring Rizzo back. And you were like, yeah,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: fuck that piece of shit.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I just don't think he's interesting. But I get why
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: y'all do.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: But that feels patronizing when you say, I get why
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: you fucking idiots like him. A nuanced fan like me
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: doesn't like his bullshit, but I can see why you
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: simpletons would.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Jax, every clarification you give is like, no, it's just
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: that he sucks, and I think he's so boring. That's
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: all it is.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: But he's so sweet. He's so sweet.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. He's such a sweetheart. Best friends with Savannah?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I love that for you guys.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: I was just letting you know, you know, it was
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: hard to watch someone so out of their depth.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he shouldn't have gone to a Drop Your Buffs
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: live show. He knew he shouldn't, too.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: As soon as he was up there and all the
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: way on at the end, you could just tell he
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: was like, damn, what did I get myself into? But
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: he goes to every event in New York and the
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: tri-state area. Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Jax is like, I have an idea for the open era.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: What if we give Jeff a gun and he shoots
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Rizzo point blank?
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: And it's like, whoa!
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Let's do the Hunger Games, but only with Rizzo. Oh, man,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: that's so funny. Justin's up.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Rizzo, I think you're sweet.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is the one I'm most excited about, especially
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: because as we're finishing up Big Brother right now, I
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: feel like I get to spend so much time with
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: those people over the summer because it's just like three
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: episodes a week.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Survivor is so popular it's only ever been one time.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: A week what if for a season there is dual
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: seasons happening at the same time one season is all
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: stars one season is newbies and then once they hit
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: day 13 jeff brings them together and says guess what
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: the game's restarting you're playing 39 days a new 26
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: season starts now these are your two tribes.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Go That's incredible. That's incredible.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I want it. I want it real bad.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: So it's like fans versus favorites juiced up.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And when they start.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: The game, obviously in contract time, they're like, you might
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: play the game from 26 to 39 days.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: So they know there's a possibility.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: But on day 13, it's like 26-day season starts now.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: I think it would be sick.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I think that's incredible.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: And it doesn't go outside of their production schedule that
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: much because it would just go back to the original
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: 39 days as opposed to.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: So would that be two episodes a week? Until the
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: 13th day. Yep. So that would be 3, 6, 9, 12.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: So after four weeks. So the first four weeks of
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: the season would be two episodes a week. Then they
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: would do a special maybe like two hour or three
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: hour episodes. They merge, and then we go into the
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: rest of the season.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Can I ask a further question that is really about scheduling,
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: so not necessarily part of the pitch?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Do you do it where it's like now you do
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: the first hour and a half Survivor, and then a
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: second hour and a half?
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: You don't have a second hour and a half now
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: that Amazing Race is premiering.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: As Amazing Race.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Do you do two Survivors back-to-back, or do you do
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: a Wednesday and a Thursday? What's your ideal sweet spot
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: for what these two episodes would look like?
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know when Julie Chin Moonves and I get
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: together for our prayer meetings each week, like it's something
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I would put on that. Cause like, it's really not
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: my decision. Frankly, it's not her decision. It's his decision. Um,
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: so I would let God decide.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: He does know.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: He probably knows better than we do.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's gotta be separate. I think it's gotta
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: be separate days of the week. I don't think anyone
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: wants to rush three out. People will have a hard
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: time staying up to 10. I don't know if they
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: could stay up till 11 or midnight. Um, Wait, Justin,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: completely unrelated to your pitch. Are you a fan of
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: the program, but first, God?
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: It is a dream of mine to have Julie Chen
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Moonves on my program, This Is Not a Weapon. And
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: for us to have a Bible crossover, I find her discussions.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Eye-opening.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Eye-opening, okay. Who was on that show that made me
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: go like, what the fuck are you doing? Carson. It
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: was Carson. You remember? Wait, Survivor Carson? Yes, Survivor Carson.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: What's he doing on there?
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He's talking about God, probably.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Talking about God and puzzles he stole. Yeah, people do
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: not like him. Okay, who's up next? Jax?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, so... Here's the thing.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: I really like the old school ideas that I want
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: brought back are less about game machinery and more about
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: human chaos.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: So I want to bring back the kidnap a player.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: That's great. That's a great twist. Pearl Island.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, but here's what the difference is. You get to
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: kidnap a player, but.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Last time it was like they would feed them and
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: make them welcome at their camp.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: No, not this time.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: This time you take them by force yeah yeah.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: It gets a little crazy you take them by force
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: you put them like you're obviously you still have to
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: feed them things but like if you're having them in
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: like this little like cage and you get to like
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: mistreat them yeah.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Like when you've got a webkins it's on the brink
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: of death You're just going to hit their cage with
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: a stick.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: No, but you're right, Petey.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: It's like when you have a webkinz that's on the
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: brink of death.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: But then they get the option, okay, that they can
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: steal something.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Two options.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: They can steal something. from your camp secretly to take
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: back to their camp, or they can decide that they
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: want to become a part of your tribe.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know why. Maybe it's like a Stockholm
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Syndrome thing.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: They're like, these people treated me so bad, but now
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: I'm here to stay. But I definitely think we should
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: bring back... Also, it's like, who do you take? The
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: person that you think is running the show over there?
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: The person that you think is going to gossip with you?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Someone you're already connected with? Someone you want information from?
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Who do you pick? So yeah, let's kidnap... people again
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: i think it's fun that is.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: That's the plot of black snake moon like the entire
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: the entire thing like kidnapping them putting them in a
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: cage then being like i don't know maybe i want
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: to stay here i'm gonna take something because i've had
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: to be here like what is it called black snake
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: moon um it's like samuel l jackson and i think
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: britney murphy oh my god god rest her.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Soul Samuel L. Jackson's done a lot of snake stuff.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes. Jax, I feel like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: is gonna be a gold mine of sound drops for me,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: because I'm gonna isolate, let's kidnap people again. I do
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: think that's really fun though. Maybe, maybe we won't let them,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: you know, hit them with sticks or something. I love
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: that idea. No, I think we need a little bit,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: like maybe it'll be, um, something that won't hurt them,
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: but they should be mistreated in some form. I do agree.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Like you hit them with a palm front.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: Well, maybe they don't hit them. Maybe they just, they
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: get a small ration of food. So they're getting even
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: less food.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. There's something there though.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: I would rather get hit with a palm front than
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: not get more rice.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: I would too. I'm just thinking legally.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes sense.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: See, I'm glad you're on that because I'm just saying
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: completely out of pocket stuff.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Riz God. I just got caught up in
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: the moment. I thought that's what we did on this show.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I thought I could just be free.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: You can be free, but I mean, I'll push back
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: if I disagree.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: No, you should. I was pushing back on you because
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I disagree, but then you didn't seem to like it.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't like it when people push back
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: against me because I'm always right.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Do you not like it? I love when people fight
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I actually, I mean, I think it makes for
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: a very entertaining show. I'm not actually arguing.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Wait, before we move on to PD, do you like
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: being in arguments with people if there's a safety around it?
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: No?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't like that?
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: That's the whole point of this show. I mean, we
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: do this as a bit. But also, I'll take opinions
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: that I don't care about just to take the opposite.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: But y'all don't like to fight?
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: If it's a real fight, I don't want to fight.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: Because I'm very emotional and I will take it personally.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's part of the fun of it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe for you.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Jax is very messy. Anyway, my next vision.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: The next vision I received... Okay, we had two tribes,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: and they're about to compete for a reward challenge. And
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I look over, and I notice that Survivor is doing
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: a brand deal... with Game of Thrones to promote the
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: upcoming book, Winds of Winter. Whoa, is it finally coming out?
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I guess so. So here is how the challenge works.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: It's called Trial by Combat. The first two tribes, or no, first,
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: the two tribes elect somebody to play rock, paper, scissors.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: After a winner is determined, Jeff says, all right, you've
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: got the first pick. Out come six challenge beasts from
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: past seasons.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: And then they do a draft of the challenge beasts.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: And then after being assigned tribes, the challenge beasts face
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: off three versus three, trying to knock each other off
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: the platform in the water. And so whoever picked the
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: winning beasts goes to a chicken wing reward with all
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: the jacked guys. Heck yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Justin looks like he's going to cry. He's so excited.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Wait, I just want... I want to confirm. Did you say.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: because this sounds like it's down my alley, did you
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: say they get chicken wings and go get to jacked guys?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Let's clarify something before Justin gets too excited. They get
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: to go eat a reward with the jacked guys. But
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: what you do on the island is your own business.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, Rizzo and Ozzy did, so allegedly.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Wait, is that a real rumor? Wait, what?
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: You guys have heard this.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I haven't. No, we have not. What is the rumor?
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: Is this like gay survivor Twitter ex-threads.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Kind of situation? It must be because we don't bring
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: up baseless misinformation. I do.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: There is a light fanfic rumor that Ozzy and Rizzo
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: consummated the new era and old era on....
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Their little exile island situation.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: What fucking reddit threads are you.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: On obviously this is more fanfic than it is an
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: actual allegation but I love to spread it around a
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: little bit because you know what enough people have talked
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: about my sexuality throughout the years so it's my turn
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: now bitches.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I would believe it but I don't think Rizzo would
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: cheat on his girlfriend That's the only thing that's keeping
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: me from believing it. Liz God?
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Well, you've clearly never been to Fiji, so.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: That's very good. Very good point. Ozzy will do anything. Well, yeah,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: of course. He's awesome. He'll do anything for $ 10 a month. Rizzo,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I don't believe the Rizzo part of it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Rizzo's too much of a plain vanilla thing. I didn't
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: expect this, that me and you were the Rizzo defenders,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: and then we got attacks coming from Justin and Jax.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that's not an attack.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: He's just gone up in my stock thinking that that
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: could be true.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: He's talking about why is bisexual allegations being attacked?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Wow! What the fuck? The attack would be that he
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: is in a monogamous relationship.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Do we know that they're monogamous?
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I've talked to Liz God about it. Oh, okay. Never mind.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: We do know that. No, not really. We don't know that.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: But probably. Yeah, I would assume so.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Let me explain something to the boys, Justin, because it
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: sounds like.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: They need it.
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: When you're a queer person in a relationship, you get
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: to define your own role. So there are conversations surrounding monogamy, non-monogamy, monogamish.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what? We're going to bring Rizzo on
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: the show and we're going to ask him directly.
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: We'll get into this. I believe Petey was more so
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: saying the attacks were earlier in the episode when Jax
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: was just blatantly calling.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Him a loser. Well, there was that, but there's also
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: the fact that he's with Liz God and Justin is
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: coming at us with these rumors.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: I know you guys can't see it if you're just
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: listening to the podcast, but I'm physically shaking, so I'm
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: going to take us back to chicken wings because I
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: don't want.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: To do this anymore.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how the guy who works for GQ
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: doesn't understand journalistic integrity.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: And I don't understand how the man dressed up in
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: Audrey drag doesn't understand bisexuality.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: It's because he's performative. Okay. We're at an impasse here.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Who's next? Is it me again? Or who just went?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Did I just go? P.D.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Was jacking guys with chickens. So who comes after that?
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Did you finish? Yeah, I finished.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: The chicken wings or the guys?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I finished. That's all I'm going to say. Is it
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Justin next or me? I've lost track.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: I think it's Chase.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: How much time have we done? I think we could
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: just end there.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Well, no, I still have.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I'll go quick. I'll go quick. I have some really
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: good ones.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Survivor, the remake.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: It's a complete redo of the first season of Survivor
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: with an all new cast.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Every challenge is the same. Every reward is the same.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Every twist is the same. Jeff doesn't narrate challenges? I
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: think that that would be, he would still narrate. I
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: think if you want to be true to season one.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Hold on, let me finish my pitch.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: So basically the idea is that it's the exact same game,
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: but what makes it so exciting is if the people
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: that got cast are truly super fans, then they would
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: be able to predict what is going to happen next.
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: And they're going to like be able to try to
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: strategize to account for it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: So they go, okay, I know that the final three
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: have to do the hand on the hard idol challenge
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: that Richard hatch and, and them did. Who do I
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: want to take with me that I.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Think I can beat in that challenge?
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: Plus, Jeff gets an opportunity to show the fans, give
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: the fans that hate all of the new stuff, okay,
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: there's no idols in the first season, like hidden immunity idols.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: There's no shot in the dark. There's no fire making.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: It's a complete return to the first season, but with
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: a open era modernization. So he would still narrate the
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: challenges because that's entertaining. He would still host the reunion
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: show instead of that other guy that hosted it the
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: first season.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: For some reason. You know, stuff like that. Is that
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Bryant Gumbel? I think so. Shout out to HBO Sports.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: So I really like that one. And then I have
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: a quick one that Elizabeth pitched before we started. Let's
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: hear from the real Liz God. This one's called Survivor Legacy.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: It's a full season made up of the kids of
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: former Survivor players. Wow.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Or Survivor Nepo.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: She's a genius. She's a witch.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: And what I really liked about it is that you
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: could lean in to their parents moments on former seasons
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: because they love to do a flashback on the show.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: So it's like we see, you know, and it's a
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: good age range too, because there's so many survivor players
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: over the past 25 years. You could have children that
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: are in their thirties. You could have children that are
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: like 18. You could have someone that's probably in their forties.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Um, Wait, we do.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Have to wait until Rob and Amber's oldest daughter is
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: old enough to play, which I think is in like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: three years from now.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I love this. Yeah, that was Elizabeth's idea.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: That's incredible.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: I actually think that's the best pitch we've heard so far,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: far and away. No offense to any of us here,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: but Elizabeth.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: No offense to anyone here, but fuck Rizzo. Who's up next?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Justin and I are.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: Going to get an off-camera talk about how it's like
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: you guys can't.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Go too far.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: No, everything flies here. Everything flies.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: That's what you said.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: No, the only off-camera talks you get are about your
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: production issues.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I have one final one from season one, and I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: think I would love to see something called The Sean
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Kenneth Curse.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Sean Kenneth from season one famously voted everybody out alphabetically.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: And if you have the Sean Kenneth curse and it
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: gets passed from one player to another player, you have
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: to vote alphabetically the next person.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: So it's also because it passes week to week and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: the person with the curse then gets to curse somebody else.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: You can strategically use it where I'm like, okay, like,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: I know that the next person in the lineup would
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: be Jax, so I'm going to give it to one
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: of Jax's allies, so we steal that vote. But you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: really have to play it right, and you can only
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: curse somebody once.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Whoa, that's awesome. Trying to line up, okay, the J
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: name is next. We want to get rid of someone
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: with a J name. Okay, who can we give this
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: to that's on there? That's awesome. I like that a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: whole lot.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: What season is it from? I feel like I have
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: to go back and watch that one because I don't remember.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Season one.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Like nobody knew what they were doing. So Sean was like,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to vote alphabetically. So it started with
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Colleen and then it went throughout the rest of the
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: season until he was next.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. That's good.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: I want it. That is good. Any other, Jax, did
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: you have any more?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, so obviously I like to create chaos in between people.
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  Speaker 6: So I want to bring back touchy subjects, but 2.0.
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  Speaker 6: So I think the reason, so do you guys remember
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  Speaker 6: touchy subjects? It's like who thinks they're in control but isn't.
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  Speaker 6: You vote on who would be the most dangerous person
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  Speaker 6: to sit next to in Final Tribal, who's most likely
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  Speaker 6: an idol. I think you can get even more in
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: the weeds with these, but here's the thing. Gamers figured
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: out pretty quickly that that's when you would go and
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: you would do the chop.
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  Speaker 2: But people just started... It wouldn't matter. They wouldn't even
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: vote with who they thought. It would just be.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You're just trying to win the game.
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  Speaker 2: But you take away the chop. And instead, what you
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: do to kind of reconfigure that is you....
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  Speaker 6: Basically, everyone privately locks in their answer. And then if
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: you match the group consensus, you get a point. And
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: the first to a set number of points either wins
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: immunity or reward.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
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  Speaker 2: So that way you can't game it beforehand. But I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: love that you go back to camp and there's awkwardness.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's like all this weird shit between people.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: And you finally find out what people really think about you.
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  Speaker 2: And I think we can get even like, you know,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: nastier with the questions.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like who has a micro penis?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, nothing wrong with that, though.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Who here can't account for where they were on January 6th?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: And it's like, whoa!
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Stephanie's like, I'm not even in this season.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: I love gay people.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Jax, do you remember, like, season two, three, four era,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: where they had the questions, and if you got them right,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: you got to, there were, like, plates that were suspended, right?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: and they had to take a slingshot at it, and
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: I missed that because it wasn't certain that you would.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Hit, so then you just looked like an a-hole.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love that, Justin.
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  Speaker 7: I love how that game in particular busts up alliances potentially,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: and it can really help shake up the game. I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: like that a lot.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: I like both of those a lot.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Love that, Jax.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Any more from you guys?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: No, I'm so excited to hear how... Petey finished out
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: his spiritual journey.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: I think you're going to be disappointed because the last
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: vision was the shortest one of all.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And it was a minion. Minions are how I got there,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: but I didn't see any minions during my visions when
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I was with Astral Jeff Probst. But the last place
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: that I was taken was a giant slab of meat.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
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  Speaker 3: And then the contestants come in and it's that, so
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: the vision is they're bringing back that old challenge. Where
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: they've used their mouth? Yeah, their hands are tied. I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: hate that challenge. And they have to all just gnaw
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: on a giant piece of meat and try to spit
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: it into a bucket. Sometimes they would like give it
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: to each other's mouths. Have you seen this, Jax?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I don't remember this. Is it cooked or raw?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: It's cooked. Oh, that's good. Yes, but it is the
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: most disgusting thing you'll ever see.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was that era where they would do stuff
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: like make you roll around in mud and then try
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: to like whoever has the most mud they can scrape
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: into a bucket wins.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I saw this. And then I thanked Astral
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Jeff Probst for showing me everything. And then he said
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: the tribe has spoken. And then I woke up in
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: my bed again. And so that's the end of my
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: spiritual journey. I'm not enlightened anymore. I was yesterday. I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: decided to become enlightened temporarily.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: But I'm done with that. You know, because I prefer hedonism. Right, right, right.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: Let's end on this, because one of the first times
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: I ever did a podcast with Petey, this was years ago,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: like six years ago, he did something very similar. It
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: was November, or as Petey would call it, Mormon November.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: I've never brought this up on this show. And he
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: told a story about how he drank buttermilk and started
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: having Mormon dreams. And the Mormon elves visited him and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: gave him buttermilk visions.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a thing. I was taken to the Mormon forest.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: It's a thing that happens to me sometimes is creatures
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: will come lead me to different. Mormon elves, minions.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Mormon?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Like Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I used to just be Mormon for November. Yeah,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: it's Mormon November. Because I saw hashtag Movember, and I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: was like, that looks like Mormon November. And then I
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: decided to make a thing where people who aren't Mormon
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: become Mormon for the month of November. Yeah, I participated.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: We had a hashtag. You would have a glass of milk,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: put it on Instagram. And the reason I thought Mormons
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: drank milk is because... Mitt Romney? Yeah, Mitt Romney. SNL
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: used to do a sketch with Jimmy Fallon as Mitt Romney,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: and he always drank milk. And so when I saw
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: that when I was a kid, I was like, oh,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Mormons drink milk.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: I took your word for that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's right, though.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: So are we doing it again this year?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: We might. It's been dead for a while. It's been
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: dead for a while. We can bring it back.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: But yeah, that was one of the first podcasts I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: ever did with PD, is he talked about Mormon November.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: So it feels very reminiscent of that, you going on
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: this astral plane.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Did you hug Jeff? How did you say goodbye?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: He snuffed my astral torch. And then I woke up
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: in my bed. Thank you guys so much for watching
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: The Sanctuary.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: Hey, thanks so much to Justin and Jax for being here.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: They're probably going to be here all season long.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: On The Sanctuary. Yeah, I can't wait to fight with
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: y'all about other random new era contestants.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Anything you guys.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Want to say before we head out?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: It went directly from the torch to the bed? Yeah.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: I'm kidding.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: He's like, yeah, did I not make myself clear?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: See you guys for the main episode next week.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: You're about to hear some ads that help keep the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: lights on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: or don't listen. It's really up to you at this point.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: It's at the end of the show.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I mean... You're listening to me.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: But here they come. I promise they're coming.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: Yep, here they are.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Happy day.