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Ep. 10 - Tom Capelonga & Jack Blackmon · The Big Cunty Couch

0:08
SPEAKER_01: Hi, Diva.
0:10
SPEAKER_01: Hello, mother.
0:11
SPEAKER_01: Mother.
0:13
SPEAKER_01: How are you?
0:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm okay.
0:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm okay.
0:16
SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing something in your tone.
0:18
SPEAKER_05: You know, you know, we don't know.
0:19
SPEAKER_05: It sounds not okay.
0:20
SPEAKER_01: You don't have to dive right into who you're wearing, what is your problem?
0:22
SPEAKER_01: But for for you know, I had a really long streak where I didn't say my problem was that I'm tired.
0:26
SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, the streak is broken.
0:28
SPEAKER_05: Right.
0:28
SPEAKER_05: The squares have been doing their gold great because I said you're not allowed to say that.
0:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
0:33
SPEAKER_05: You can't say I'm tired or I got nothing.
0:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, I certainly have.
0:36
SPEAKER_01: You've been doing good.
0:37
SPEAKER_01: I've been great.
0:37
SPEAKER_01: Um, but I do got some, I got lots of stuff to talk about today.
0:40
SPEAKER_01: No, no worries.
0:41
SPEAKER_01: It's just I wish I was um entertaining.
0:42
SPEAKER_01: I know.
0:42
SPEAKER_05: Well, we just shot.
0:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
0:44
SPEAKER_01: So we just shot.
0:45
SPEAKER_05: Little uh last minute around here, if you can't tell.
0:49
SPEAKER_05: The looks have become less and less inspired.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I mean But still fears.
0:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
0:55
SPEAKER_01: We like once again kind of are like playing in the same world.
0:59
SPEAKER_01: I said it was like uh because of your teeny green neckerchief.
1:03
SPEAKER_01: I was saying it's like um destination engagement photo shoot.
1:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07
SPEAKER_01: It's our cruise, finally.
1:09
SPEAKER_01: It's our carnival cruise.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: But it's we need a sunset backdrop in general.
1:13
SPEAKER_01: That'd be great.
1:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, totally.
1:14
SPEAKER_01: Um I I love cruise photos.
1:16
SPEAKER_01: I've never taken a cruise.
1:17
SPEAKER_01: You've taken it, you've taken 700 cruises, right?
1:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm part of the Crown and Anchor Society at Royal Tribune.
1:23
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:23
SPEAKER_05: So let me know if you want to use my points.
1:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, how many points you got?
1:27
SPEAKER_05: A lot.
1:27
SPEAKER_05: No, cruises are embarrassing, but you know, sometimes my family used to go on cruises because it was like a way for like a million people to just like not kill each other because like people could like do shit and like spread out and then can join for like a formal dinner for no reason.
1:42
SPEAKER_05: It's like bring out those prompt dresses.
1:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:45
SPEAKER_05: Um, well, who are you wearing?
1:47
SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
1:48
SPEAKER_05: Who am I wearing?
1:49
SPEAKER_05: I'm wearing a last-minute um overnight Akira look.
1:53
SPEAKER_05: Sponsor uh of the pod.
1:56
SPEAKER_01: She still hasn't uh sponsored us, unfortunately.
1:59
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, vision and chartreuse.
2:01
SPEAKER_05: Is that what you call this?
2:02
SPEAKER_05: I yeah.
2:02
SPEAKER_05: Lime.
2:03
SPEAKER_01: I think it's chartreuse.
2:04
SPEAKER_01: I think lime.
2:04
SPEAKER_01: I would I would say maybe lime.
2:06
SPEAKER_01: On the couch, I feel like it's giving lime.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, I thought it was chartreuse.
2:10
SPEAKER_05: Um sorry.
2:11
SPEAKER_05: But so it's just it's boring.
2:13
SPEAKER_05: It's Akira and pleaser.
2:15
SPEAKER_05: Love.
2:15
SPEAKER_05: I was like, maybe this'll help the look.
2:17
SPEAKER_05: And but you did get a tropical eye today, which is kind of fun.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: It's giving um like tropical Starburst.
2:23
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
2:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:24
SPEAKER_01: Or Skittles.
2:25
SPEAKER_01: Or Skittles, yeah, yeah.
2:26
SPEAKER_05: Which I hate's or tropical Skittles.
2:28
SPEAKER_05: Well, I hate tropical Skittles.
2:30
SPEAKER_05: But I don't know, does Starburst make tropical?
2:32
SPEAKER_05: I think they used to, yeah.
2:33
SPEAKER_05: I used to know candy so well.
2:35
SPEAKER_05: I gave it up.
2:37
SPEAKER_01: Tropical Skittles come in the blue bag?
2:40
SPEAKER_01: Uh blue or purple.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: Or purple?
2:44
SPEAKER_01: I think it's like two different things.
2:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what purple is.
2:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me neither.
2:50
SPEAKER_01: I I guess I don't know candy either.
2:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, wow, I'm really out of it.
2:52
SPEAKER_01: Crazy.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: We've been out of the game for like.
2:54
SPEAKER_01: I would have guessed you knew it really well.
2:55
SPEAKER_05: Well, my problem is I don't know.
2:57
SPEAKER_05: Let's see.
2:58
SPEAKER_05: Well, I ran out of tucking tape, which is like really annoying.
3:02
SPEAKER_05: Our guests were like, Do you tuck when you sit down?
3:03
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, yeah, I do, because like unfortunately, I'm always crotch out.
3:07
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, I tuck.
3:08
SPEAKER_05: And it just made it's like part of it for me.
3:10
SPEAKER_05: I have to people, I uh there's a way to squash it all down with tights, like please.
3:16
SPEAKER_05: But um, I just it's part of it.
3:17
SPEAKER_05: Just get it up.
3:18
SPEAKER_05: It's like the one time you don't need to worry about having a deck.
3:22
SPEAKER_05: So that's why I do drag.
3:24
SPEAKER_05: So I ran out of tape and had to use thin tape uh connected.
3:30
SPEAKER_05: Like I made bigger strips.
3:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you like wove a bespoke sort of mesh together and snatch the whole thing up.
3:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it works.
3:37
SPEAKER_01: I I ran out to Lowe's and Home Depot trying to find for you, Lowe's.
3:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was like check the roofing section.
3:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because it is a stretch vinyl.
3:44
SPEAKER_05: I didn't have it, and turns out you can do that down low.
3:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's roofing.
3:48
SPEAKER_01: You can roof uh anywhere.
3:50
SPEAKER_01: There's there's there are shingles down there for sure.
3:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, different kind.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: Um uh no, they didn't have it at Lowe's, and I walked to Home Depot, which is relatively close, but like as I was approaching, I was like, there's a lot of like chain link fence going on in this parking lot.
4:01
SPEAKER_01: And like I kind of blinked once and saw a sign like way off in the distance that said Home Depot temporarily c temporarily closed.
4:07
SPEAKER_01: Should be illegal.
4:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't think you can close Home Depot.
4:09
SPEAKER_05: Some of us run on Home Depot.
4:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Gina does, for that matter.
4:13
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I should introduce myself.
4:14
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, introduce yourself.
4:15
SPEAKER_05: Speaking of Gina, I'm Ange Balatzone.
4:17
SPEAKER_05: It's like not my name.
4:19
SPEAKER_05: AKA That Girl Gina, aka Gina Bitchface, aka Gina Pirana.
4:22
SPEAKER_01: Gina Prana.
4:23
SPEAKER_01: This is Gina Piranha on Vake.
4:26
SPEAKER_01: Do you like Gina Bitchface?
4:27
SPEAKER_01: No.
4:27
SPEAKER_01: No.
4:28
SPEAKER_01: Careful, I'll make it Gina Conface.
4:29
SPEAKER_01: The only name of yours I've ever liked.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, I did like Gina, Tina Bugatti Maldoon.
4:33
SPEAKER_01: I thought that one was really funny.
4:34
SPEAKER_05: I know, but no one likes cares about me.
4:37
SPEAKER_01: Uh I like that girl Gina.
4:40
SPEAKER_01: That one really landed for me.
4:41
SPEAKER_01: It's still that girl Gina.
4:43
SPEAKER_05: You could be Gina Bitchface if you want to.
4:44
SPEAKER_05: It's just hard because that girl, I feel like Gina, I need a first name.
4:48
SPEAKER_05: Like, I'm not that girl.
4:49
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I am that girl, but like that girl.
4:51
SPEAKER_05: You're that.
4:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that.
4:52
SPEAKER_05: That.
4:54
SPEAKER_01: But TBD, we're figuring it out.
4:56
SPEAKER_05: I'm always changing my name, as you know.
4:58
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
4:58
SPEAKER_01: And I'm Mike Fails, and this is the big hunty count.
5:02
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, ooh.
5:04
SPEAKER_01: You're Wendy Williams.
5:05
SPEAKER_01: You need to stop.
5:07
SPEAKER_01: You need to do if someone if she if she's if she's not doing it, then Oh, yeah, because she has dementia.
5:10
SPEAKER_01: Something.
5:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:11
SPEAKER_05: That's sad.
5:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:12
SPEAKER_05: But at least uh there's a hole in the market.
5:15
SPEAKER_05: You're being filled by us.
5:17
SPEAKER_05: Um the power was on when we came today.
5:19
SPEAKER_05: It's going better.
5:20
SPEAKER_05: We just just shot and we got here the other day and it was pitch black.
5:23
SPEAKER_05: I come here a little early sometimes.
5:25
SPEAKER_05: I'm supposed to come here before him, but he like loves to live here and beat me, even though it takes me a little longer to get ready.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: I beat you today, but um I'm here to support you.
5:33
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's why I'm around.
5:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:35
SPEAKER_05: And it's fun to boss you around.
5:36
SPEAKER_01: And to make sure that you get things done on time.
5:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm slow.
5:39
SPEAKER_05: But wait, so it was pitch black, and I was like, uh, okay, what's the deal?
5:42
SPEAKER_05: What bill haven't you paid?
5:44
SPEAKER_05: Um But today the lights are on.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: Yes, thank God.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: No, it's always an uphill battle.
5:49
SPEAKER_01: There's always there's literally something.
5:51
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we it we shoot in Gowanas, so like we like there's a toxic waste dump underneath our feet and probably like bad spirits and ghosts and stuff like that.
5:59
SPEAKER_01: But like this, we're slightly cursed.
6:00
SPEAKER_01: It's an uphill battle.
6:01
SPEAKER_01: Something is always happening.
6:02
SPEAKER_05: We're being tested by the devil training for when we take over Kelly uh rip shards.
6:09
SPEAKER_05: Kelly Ripa?
6:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
6:11
SPEAKER_01: ABC's going in a different direction.
6:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she and her husband are booted and uh replaced by a new couple.
6:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, totally.
6:18
SPEAKER_05: Well, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
6:20
SPEAKER_01: Uh well, okay, so tired was my problem.
6:22
SPEAKER_01: Um related to- Hold on, I can't believe you said we're magic because of that teeny little green thing.
6:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, well, I'm gonna get into it because this is like part of my psychosis.
6:29
SPEAKER_01: I did not like my outfit today.
6:30
SPEAKER_01: Similarly to you, I'm running out of drag also.
6:33
SPEAKER_01: Um having to put together a new outfit for every episode.
6:36
SPEAKER_01: We need a mini sabbatical.
6:37
SPEAKER_01: We need a mini sabbatical and a major uh a maxi uh cash infusion, I think would be would be great for a lot of stuff.
6:44
SPEAKER_01: Um no, I didn't like my outfit, so I changed and I was like, I guess um I can do like slight like vacay vibes with like a little neckerchief and like a this white shirt.
6:55
SPEAKER_01: So this is this is comb.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: Um, this is like a bandana that I found.
6:58
SPEAKER_01: I know I like it.
6:59
SPEAKER_01: It's like got a nice little geometric thing going on, but it's very subtle.
7:01
SPEAKER_01: And then like shiny shiny.
7:02
SPEAKER_01: We're matching on the patent.
7:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:04
SPEAKER_01: We both did a leg lip.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: I in my mind, it's like that this is making sense to to everyone that we're related.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, we're related.
7:13
SPEAKER_01: I get a little nervous sometimes when we are too matchy matchy because, like I've said before, like it is my fear that like I become like the drag queen sidekick who like wears a sequin blazer.
7:21
SPEAKER_01: Like that's my slippery slope.
7:23
SPEAKER_01: I know.
7:24
SPEAKER_01: Like that's my it's happening, you don't even know it.
7:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm fighting against it at all.
7:27
SPEAKER_01: That's funny for me.
7:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean to not tell you until you're there, so you lose all your friends.
7:31
SPEAKER_01: Like, look in the mirror.
7:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sweetie.
7:33
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then my love.
7:35
SPEAKER_01: It's cute.
7:35
SPEAKER_01: Um, my other problem is what's your first problem?
7:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're tired.
7:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, tired, tired.
7:39
SPEAKER_01: Hit my outfit.
7:40
SPEAKER_01: Um, third problem is I told you I had a lot for this one.
7:43
SPEAKER_01: Um third problem is so we both like tackle different parts of like the production.
7:48
SPEAKER_01: Uh like you kind of do like Instagram and and TikTok, and I do like YouTube and stuff like that.
7:54
SPEAKER_01: So it's like every once in a while, let's say maybe every other episode, we'll get a nasty comment.
7:59
SPEAKER_01: And Ooh, there's a new one.
8:00
SPEAKER_05: I love I love the haters.
8:01
SPEAKER_05: You hate the haters, but I'm like no, I love the haters.
8:04
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I it drives me crazy because it's like you're such losers for commenting.
8:06
SPEAKER_01: But then it's like I love I take the opportunity to just be really rude back to them.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: Which is so rare because usually I'm the clapback queen.
8:13
SPEAKER_01: I know, but it's been kind of going off.
8:14
SPEAKER_01: I know.
8:14
SPEAKER_01: So I have I have two that I want to read, one that I've already talked to you about, I think.
8:18
SPEAKER_01: But um so the so the first one was from the Peter episode.
8:21
SPEAKER_01: Sandra Marshall 518 said, Looks and sounds like a jackass in all caps.
8:26
SPEAKER_01: And so so if this if it had been about like you or me, I've been like, whatever, but it's about Peter Smith fucking singing who's an icon.
8:32
SPEAKER_01: Total icon or vocalist.
8:34
SPEAKER_01: So that clip is cut amazing, yeah.
8:36
SPEAKER_01: And so uh so con and so she said looks and sounds like a jackass.
8:40
SPEAKER_01: And I said, And you look like the whole barnyard, Sandra.
8:43
SPEAKER_05: So but it's Sandra Bernhardt?
8:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Sandra Bernhardt, yeah.
8:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, another gay.
8:49
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
8:50
SPEAKER_01: That's my brand.
8:51
SPEAKER_01: And then today, so we posted the Dracula clip, and uh we're saying, like, Dracula's gay, he powders his face, he wears a medallion, he has a widow's peak.
9:01
SPEAKER_01: I we had like a throwaway line that was like he loves blood and that's gay.
9:05
SPEAKER_01: And it's like this guy, Dylan Lofton, commented, don't think the blood love is gay.
9:09
SPEAKER_01: Since straight guy try for a woman, we know will bleed.
9:13
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
9:14
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
9:15
SPEAKER_05: I'm not even gonna try to comprehend that.
9:17
SPEAKER_01: I uh is that like I like what?
9:20
SPEAKER_01: Like woman bleed, straight guy try for a woman, we know will bleed.
9:24
SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: Like, okay, cool.
9:26
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
9:27
SPEAKER_01: Amazing work out there in the field.
9:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, thank you.
9:29
SPEAKER_01: Uh that's me uh doing doing the the good the Lord's work against the haters and looking at it.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
9:36
SPEAKER_05: Keep them coming, I love it.
9:37
SPEAKER_05: I say bring it on.
9:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:38
SPEAKER_01: Um that's it, yeah.
9:40
SPEAKER_05: Well, those are manageable problems.
9:42
SPEAKER_05: Sure, yeah.
9:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm perking up.
9:44
SPEAKER_05: Did you take an Uber here or did you drive?
9:46
SPEAKER_01: I took a I took a car, yeah.
9:47
SPEAKER_01: I took a look.
9:47
SPEAKER_05: I also took an Uber and I got out there and it was like probably a Tesla.
9:51
SPEAKER_05: I don't know, it was like a Batmobile that was matte black and the darkest tinted illegal windows of all time.
9:56
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, okay.
9:58
SPEAKER_05: I was like it took me forever to like get into the car because I was like, you're gonna have to like unroll these and say like Angelo.
10:03
SPEAKER_05: Cause like what it's crazy, like pitch black.
10:06
SPEAKER_05: So it was like so strange.
10:08
SPEAKER_05: I hate the car, like like the futuristic, like I automatically maybe or electric.
10:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, electric.
10:13
SPEAKER_05: You have to like hit a button to like open the door.
10:15
SPEAKER_01: I hate that.
10:16
SPEAKER_01: It's like, come on.
10:16
SPEAKER_05: I can't.
10:17
SPEAKER_05: I already I struggle with the automatic doors in the vans because I'm always breaking them or like getting yelled at.
10:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, because we were we were trained on doors that you had to fucking yank so hard to open up and slam, like to to close.
10:30
SPEAKER_05: If you weren't ripping off your mom's van, minivan door, you were yeah, if you weren't hulking out on a wind star, so we gotta like, you know, pretend not to.
10:38
SPEAKER_05: Not to be.
10:39
SPEAKER_05: So that's my yeah, like upbringing.
10:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:42
SPEAKER_05: And I always get yelled at and forget it, forget the button.
10:45
SPEAKER_01: It's like I can't.
10:46
SPEAKER_01: It's like don't they get tired, like the drivers get tired of having to explain to every single passenger how to get out of the car?
10:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but also the Batmobile, I wish you saw it.
10:54
SPEAKER_05: It was crazy.
10:55
SPEAKER_05: But then please will stop the music was playing.
10:56
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
10:57
SPEAKER_05: So it was actually heaven that it was playing because it's kind of formative, a formative memory of mine.
11:01
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
11:02
SPEAKER_05: Um in maybe it was freshman year of college, I did a hair show.
11:07
SPEAKER_05: That's how I got my start as um a huge loser.
11:10
SPEAKER_05: Uh a hair show in Providence, and I was like, For your hair?
11:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
11:15
SPEAKER_05: I had a little more at one point, believe it or not.
11:18
SPEAKER_05: And it was um I it was a canvas for many uh stylists.
11:22
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
11:23
SPEAKER_05: But I didn't have a hair show.
11:24
SPEAKER_01: Wait, for the audience, explain it.
11:26
SPEAKER_05: No one ever knows, but I think it's like stylist sort of, it's like a convention, I think.
11:30
SPEAKER_05: And then like um people who would never model get to model.
11:35
SPEAKER_05: So myself, uh they gave me geek glasses.
11:39
SPEAKER_05: Like, so I sat in a chair, got a haircut, and then they had me take out like geek glasses because I was like geeky chicky.
11:44
SPEAKER_05: That was like my thing, come over your gig, uh-huh, uh, per usual.
11:47
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
11:48
SPEAKER_05: So, and then I would run my walk to please don't stop the music.
11:51
SPEAKER_05: And I was obviously like living my life and like accidentally giving horse leg like.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you were Naomiing down the runway.
11:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so but then backstage I heard them talking and being like, Angela's really good.
12:02
SPEAKER_05: He kind of has that masculine feminine thing going on.
12:04
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, record scratch, unbonounced to me.
12:08
SPEAKER_05: I was like, what do you mean, masculine feminine?
12:10
SPEAKER_05: Feminine.
12:11
SPEAKER_05: This is when I was straight.
12:12
SPEAKER_05: I thought I was giving like butch down.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: So you were at a hair show for one.
12:17
SPEAKER_01: That wasn't the first red flag.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:19
SPEAKER_05: Well, whatever.
12:20
SPEAKER_05: That's why please don't stop the music.
12:24
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
12:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'll never forget that feeling.
12:27
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, should we bring in our guests?
12:28
SPEAKER_01: Let's bring out our guests.
12:29
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
12:31
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
12:31
SPEAKER_05: All right, let's take a little break.
12:32
SPEAKER_05: All right.
12:33
SPEAKER_05: Bye.
12:40
SPEAKER_05: We're back.
12:41
SPEAKER_05: What we're back.
12:43
SPEAKER_05: And who are we with?
12:44
SPEAKER_05: Um, please put a nail together for our lovely guest, Jack Blackman and Tom Capalonga.
12:51
SPEAKER_05: That's how you say it, right?
12:52
SPEAKER_05: Capalonga like my Rhode Island accent.
12:54
SPEAKER_05: Capalonga.
12:54
SPEAKER_05: Capalonga.
12:55
SPEAKER_04: There's I mean, the the Americans pronounce it in a variety of Capalonga.
12:59
SPEAKER_04: Capalonga.
13:00
SPEAKER_04: But I like I like the way he.
13:01
SPEAKER_05: Capalonga.
13:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that works.
13:03
SPEAKER_05: That works.
13:04
SPEAKER_05: I never say the names because like usually you're admin.
13:06
SPEAKER_05: Anything admin, yeah.
13:08
SPEAKER_05: That's you.
13:08
SPEAKER_05: But lately I've been feeling bold in saying who the people are.
13:13
SPEAKER_05: How does that feel?
13:14
SPEAKER_05: But Jack is an amazing dancer.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: Dongshan, thank you.
13:18
SPEAKER_05: A performance artist.
13:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
13:19
SPEAKER_05: You call yourself a clown.
13:20
SPEAKER_05: I say performance artist.
13:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
13:21
SPEAKER_02: I like both.
13:22
SPEAKER_05: And massage therapist.
13:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
13:24
SPEAKER_05: Ding ding ding.
13:25
SPEAKER_05: Ding ding ding.
13:26
SPEAKER_05: Is there like a more professional term for that?
13:27
SPEAKER_05: That's the most professional I could possibly.
13:30
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
13:30
SPEAKER_05: You know how like psychiatrists can like prescribe but psychologists.
13:34
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
13:35
SPEAKER_05: So I don't know if that like existed in like the massage room.
13:37
SPEAKER_05: Can you prescribe drugs?
13:38
SPEAKER_05: Totally.
13:40
SPEAKER_05: You can't only rub certain areas.
13:42
SPEAKER_02: I think it's more just like a lot of people don't like the word like masseuse.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: Or like masseur.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, masseuse feels a little dated.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: The like mo most people are like massage therapists.
13:52
SPEAKER_02: Massage therapists.
13:53
SPEAKER_02: Especially like if you're a youth.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:55
SPEAKER_05: And Tom is the founder slash creator of gay historic Instagram turned podcast, The Christopher Street Reader.
14:03
SPEAKER_05: Do you prefer founder or creator?
14:04
SPEAKER_05: Uh editor.
14:06
SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
14:07
SPEAKER_05: Editor in chief.
14:11
SPEAKER_05: And an old friend of mine.
14:13
SPEAKER_05: Yes indeed.
14:14
SPEAKER_05: From Saturn Island.
14:15
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
14:15
SPEAKER_05: I'm Rhode Island.
14:16
SPEAKER_05: We're island boys.
14:18
SPEAKER_05: You're an island girl today.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm a man.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: You guys know each other.
14:23
SPEAKER_01: This is very funny.
14:24
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm I'm sort of the odd girl out today.
14:26
SPEAKER_01: Like this is all very much from like the Gina Angework.
14:28
SPEAKER_01: I know.
14:29
SPEAKER_01: Do you know each other from the two hustlers days?
14:31
SPEAKER_01: Is that how it from Dan Sankari.
14:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh from Dan Sin, I see.
14:35
SPEAKER_04: Right.
14:35
SPEAKER_04: And I feel like it was the two hustler days where I first became aware of Angela.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:39
SPEAKER_05: He was one of the hustlers somehow, but not.
14:41
SPEAKER_05: He just was such a part of that.
14:43
SPEAKER_05: Dan.
14:43
SPEAKER_05: Dan.
14:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
14:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
14:45
SPEAKER_04: And he brought us in to the world.
14:47
SPEAKER_04: And he brought us to us apart.
14:50
SPEAKER_05: Well, you went to Fordham.
14:51
SPEAKER_05: Dan went to Fordham.
14:52
SPEAKER_05: And so like my sister went to Fordham, so I don't know.
14:54
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I didn't know that.
14:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
14:56
SPEAKER_05: She was your um roommate.
15:00
SPEAKER_05: The first co-ed remains in Fordham.
15:02
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
15:03
SPEAKER_05: They really were breaking barriers back in 2004 seven.
15:08
SPEAKER_05: Cut this.
15:10
SPEAKER_05: Cut all of it.
15:11
SPEAKER_05: It says the Gen Z.
15:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, millennial, millennial, millennial, millennial Gen Z.
15:16
SPEAKER_05: I'm I'm like on the cusp.
15:18
SPEAKER_05: Are you?
15:18
SPEAKER_02: What year were you born?
15:19
SPEAKER_02: 96.
15:20
SPEAKER_02: It's like kind of a fabulous you're gonna be born.
15:23
SPEAKER_02: It's a gap.
15:24
SPEAKER_02: You're an early Z, which if you're gonna be Gen Z, I think early as early as you can.
15:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think a lot of Gen Z would probably definitely like push me in front of a bus.
15:31
SPEAKER_02: They're like, you're not part, you're not part of us.
15:33
SPEAKER_01: Gen Z is very uh murderous, I think.
15:35
SPEAKER_05: Uh I think that's one of their more defining qualities.
15:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: For sure.
15:39
SPEAKER_05: Um, but Tom, your birthday is coming up, right?
15:42
SPEAKER_05: Indeed.
15:43
SPEAKER_05: It's Friday.
15:44
SPEAKER_05: It's Friday, yeah.
15:44
SPEAKER_05: I'm kind of curious how old I want to like 35, 36.
15:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm turning 36.
15:48
SPEAKER_05: We can beat these out.
15:49
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, that's fine.
15:50
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
15:50
SPEAKER_04: I'm turning 36 years old.
15:51
SPEAKER_04: I feel good about it.
15:54
SPEAKER_04: Jack leaves.
15:55
SPEAKER_04: And we're like, that's not exit.
15:57
SPEAKER_04: Like breaking the set.
15:59
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, 36 years old.
16:01
SPEAKER_04: I feel good about it.
16:01
SPEAKER_04: I think it's a good number.
16:02
SPEAKER_04: I like even numbers.
16:03
SPEAKER_04: I like it better than like 35 is a number, better than 33 is a number.
16:06
SPEAKER_04: 36, inching towards 40.
16:08
SPEAKER_04: But that's okay.
16:09
SPEAKER_04: I feel like every year I turn 40 is so hot and gay.
16:12
SPEAKER_04: Turning, yes, and turning 30, like I like was set free when I turned 30.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: Like all of the unreal unreasonable expectation you have of yourself in your 20s that, like, you know, like the one person you knew who like 22 made something with yourselves, and you're like, well, like I'm a piece of shit who's going nowhere.
16:24
SPEAKER_04: You turn 30 and you're like, wait a minute, like I have all the time in the world.
16:27
SPEAKER_04: And feel like I'm a piece of shit who's going somewhere.
16:30
SPEAKER_04: I'm a piece, I'm a piece of shit who's like in my prime early years now.
16:33
SPEAKER_04: So like let's make it happen.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: I always say I I've have felt so like so much hotter and sexier in my 30s.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: Like, did you experience that too?
16:42
SPEAKER_01: 100%.
16:42
SPEAKER_01: Every year it gets better and better.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: Somehow, because it's like you somehow like accept that you're getting uglier and older, so it's like you're just like, yeah, yeah, you don't give a fuck anymore.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: So you like, yeah, you get become more like embodied and confident.
16:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're like, who gives a flying fuck?
16:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
16:56
SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
16:56
SPEAKER_02: All these things sound so nice.
17:01
SPEAKER_02: What are you saying?
17:02
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: I was saying all of that sounds so nice.
17:05
SPEAKER_02: I love the idea of turning 30 and like actually not feeling.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: We're all like how I'm feeling right now.
17:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, but do the math.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: Wait, do the math.
17:12
SPEAKER_01: 96.
17:13
SPEAKER_01: You're 20 uh curball.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: I it's actually kind of wild that you didn't wish me a happy belated birthday because it was actually last week.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: It was what?
17:23
SPEAKER_02: It was last Wednesday.
17:25
SPEAKER_02: What did that make you?
17:26
SPEAKER_02: 28.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: I know, but like Aries.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: She's an Aries.
17:29
SPEAKER_05: Both Aries?
17:29
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm a Taurus.
17:30
SPEAKER_05: See, I don't know anything about either of those sides.
17:32
SPEAKER_01: Isn't that sad?
17:33
SPEAKER_01: Taurus is grounded and stubborn.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: Aries, Aries, I was the way that it was explained to me in high school is that like Aries is the airhead, which like I don't I don't know if that And you love that, don't you?
17:43
SPEAKER_02: I love hearing that, and I disagree so much.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: I I think it's Aquarius is the airhead because Aquarius is an air sign.
17:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay, right.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: Even though their their name is Wa Waterina, basically.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:55
SPEAKER_01: Um very, very uh, that makes a lot of sense.
17:57
SPEAKER_05: Um my first drag name.
17:59
SPEAKER_01: Waterina.
18:01
SPEAKER_01: I was pregnant.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad we workshopped that a little bit.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:07
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys have any names that you think Gina should have other than That's crazy.
18:11
SPEAKER_01: No, we should have it, we should have the guests.
18:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
18:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: I think Bolgina.
18:15
SPEAKER_01: Outside to me, it said Bulgina.
18:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:16
SPEAKER_01: Bolgina, yeah.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
18:19
SPEAKER_01: You're welcome.
18:20
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, before we start, I said, because I had to like make tucking tape from scratch.
18:25
SPEAKER_05: Okay, rag.
18:26
SPEAKER_05: Um, it resulted in a really tight tuck.
18:30
SPEAKER_05: So she's she's fishy today.
18:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Well, so uh who who are you wearing and what is your problem?
18:37
SPEAKER_01: Tom, why don't we start there?
18:39
SPEAKER_04: I am uh featuring a um a Lady Gaga t-shirt as a nod to uh the origins of Angelo and I's relationship in Gaga's trash can, as we call it.
18:48
SPEAKER_05: When I was working for uh Gaga's former stylist, Nicola Formaketti.
18:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
18:53
SPEAKER_05: And by working for him, I was like an intern.
18:57
SPEAKER_05: You were an intern.
18:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
18:58
SPEAKER_04: You were like, well, you were nowhere near the fashion.
19:00
SPEAKER_05: And they're like, I thought I was gonna be a fashion intern, but I somehow was like, I don't know.
19:04
SPEAKER_04: But you established a model of like Dan, Dan nurturing interns who he believed in to then become what we see before us today.
19:10
SPEAKER_04: It's all Dan's fault.
19:11
SPEAKER_04: It's all Dan's fault.
19:13
SPEAKER_05: And I'll be billing you later.
19:15
SPEAKER_04: Sweetie.
19:16
SPEAKER_05: It is all Dan's fault.
19:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
19:18
SPEAKER_04: Um, and I'm uh otherwise um I'm wearing a uh a flare-legged pant from some Instagram clothing brand.
19:24
SPEAKER_04: Ooh, really?
19:25
SPEAKER_04: Called Fix P-H-I-X.
19:27
SPEAKER_05: That's amazing.
19:28
SPEAKER_05: Um, and a boot.
19:30
SPEAKER_05: And what made you find the like or or support the brand?
19:33
SPEAKER_05: They just had good pants, or you know, I just wanted a flare pant.
19:35
SPEAKER_04: I th I I throw a disco party called Mother Disco.
19:38
SPEAKER_05: T.
19:38
SPEAKER_05: I forgot to also say um a nightlife host.
19:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sure.
19:42
SPEAKER_04: Uh uh producer.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: Producer, what did I do?
19:45
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what I even do.
19:46
SPEAKER_05: I'm saying the opposite of what you guys are already up.
19:49
SPEAKER_04: But and in in the journey of that party, I was like, well, I wanna I want to wear like flared pants and a and a boot.
19:54
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
19:55
SPEAKER_04: Um and so I went looking, and well on Instagram heard my thought and delivered me this like exact brand.
19:59
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Oh yeah, literally, it's like UK brand for like I'm like, say it a little louder, so I can literally send me a free pair of pants.
20:06
SPEAKER_05: Um so yeah, so that's that's the mood, and that's what I've been drinking.
20:09
SPEAKER_05: Beers.
20:10
SPEAKER_05: I wish we should have made this like a disco night.
20:12
SPEAKER_05: Because again, your nightlife, your night life.
20:14
SPEAKER_05: That's true.
20:15
SPEAKER_05: And I have a disco look in the kind of a I mean, this is definitely disco, actually.
20:18
SPEAKER_05: This is yeah, it loves cocaine.
20:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:21
SPEAKER_05: For sure.
20:22
SPEAKER_02: That's what I thought when I came up with those letters.
20:24
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I want to look like I love cocaine.
20:27
SPEAKER_05: You took a cow here, killed it, and now we're wearing it.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, slap it on, honey.
20:33
SPEAKER_01: Um, but wait, speaking to that, like your phone listening to you and like giving you what you want.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: We keep talking about Ozempic like every episode, and I can't I keep getting ads for all different types of Ozempic like subscription services, like off-brand Ozempic, like Ozempic for men.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: Ozempic accessories for men basically.
20:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't.
20:51
SPEAKER_05: I should be the face of Ozempic for men.
20:55
SPEAKER_04: I know quite a few gay, I know a bunch of gay guys who have been on it.
20:58
SPEAKER_04: I know on it.
20:59
SPEAKER_04: I only know one guy.
20:59
SPEAKER_04: I think we all do, I'm sure we all do.
21:01
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure.
21:02
SPEAKER_04: Or people that just aren't telling any, or people that are doing it not too much.
21:04
SPEAKER_05: I think you need to tell people about it.
21:06
SPEAKER_05: Like who gives a fine fuck?
21:07
SPEAKER_05: I support it.
21:08
SPEAKER_05: I 100%.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: I I actually but as a massage therapist, I treat a lot of people that are on different hormones, and their skin feels different.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: Really?
21:18
SPEAKER_02: They're like the texture of their skin is like helpably different, but like more supple or like dead hanging.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't, it's it kind of just like falls off their body.
21:29
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just I don't know, it has this kind of like like grainy dryness to it.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: I it's really hard to describe, but like I feel it, and then I like talk more about like what's going on in their life, and they're like, Oh, yeah, I'm actually on a Zembic right now.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like Oh, and then after like the third person where I'm like, What's going on with their skin?
21:49
SPEAKER_04: I have a friend who's a hairdresser who says that he has women clients who are on it and it affects 'cause it affects how your body absorbs nutrients in like some people's hairs.
21:57
SPEAKER_04: Well, like in a bad way, not in a great way.
21:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh gee.
22:00
SPEAKER_05: Jesus, we'll forget it.
22:03
SPEAKER_01: We're fighting for every strand.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Literally.
22:05
SPEAKER_05: We're fighting for every strand.
22:06
SPEAKER_05: You look so good, bald.
22:07
SPEAKER_05: I don't.
22:08
SPEAKER_05: It's not everyone doesn't.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: But also your handle is also bald bimbo baby.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: I know.
22:14
SPEAKER_05: It's like crazy that we're calling you Jack because like again, we're stalkers and like you're bald bimbo to us.
22:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you can call me bald bimbo.
22:19
SPEAKER_05: That's great.
22:19
SPEAKER_05: You can call me bald.
22:23
SPEAKER_05: I'm like elephant in the room.
22:30
SPEAKER_02: I wish I had a free ball.
22:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're free.
22:33
SPEAKER_02: You're free.
22:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: It did happen very early, as as I have.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: You're like in very rapidly.
22:39
SPEAKER_02: Because you're only 22.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: So it's like, yeah.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
22:43
SPEAKER_05: You lost it at 10 years ago.
22:43
SPEAKER_05: You were in diapers.
22:45
SPEAKER_05: Well, I guess you were bold in diapers already.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: Tom Over.
22:49
SPEAKER_01: Never came.
22:49
SPEAKER_01: What was your problem?
22:50
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, we diverted into always do.
22:52
SPEAKER_04: What is my problem?
22:53
SPEAKER_04: Um, well, I I recently left a nine to five job, but that I had for like a very long time, and like have only ever had very like solid nine to five gigs.
23:00
SPEAKER_04: So now I'm like free.
23:01
SPEAKER_04: Um my problem is that like I can't go to bed before like 1 32 anymore.
23:06
SPEAKER_04: I just like watch television until all hours of the night.
23:09
SPEAKER_04: Um and it's fine because I like don't have to get up for anything, but it feels like a little spiritually corrosive to the You feel like garbage.
23:15
SPEAKER_04: Then I'm on like episode like my like eighth episode of like any number of like garbage television shows, like Housewives of New York again, the whole thing.
23:22
SPEAKER_04: Like oh my god, that's it.
23:23
SPEAKER_04: Then Housewives of Jersey again.
23:24
SPEAKER_04: And then like right now, I right now I'm in the middle of like a full Mrs.
23:28
SPEAKER_04: Mazel rewatch, which I'm not I'm not ashamed to admit.
23:31
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
23:32
SPEAKER_05: I've never seen it, but people say it's like a good record.
23:34
SPEAKER_04: I just cycled through shows and like the ones that I've seen already that are comforting to me.
23:36
SPEAKER_04: It's like, well, now for the next week, this will just be on the television like while I'm in the house before I go to bed.
23:41
SPEAKER_04: And it's fine, but like I think it's it's I need to break out.
23:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and go to bed.
23:47
SPEAKER_04: Like two months.
23:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I'm still like it's like how long have you been?
23:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is the first time I've left the house in weeks.
23:55
SPEAKER_04: Um, yeah, it feels like very that, and like I'm like allowing myself to take naps in the middle of the day.
24:00
SPEAKER_04: You deserve it.
24:00
SPEAKER_04: I know, and it's like not make myself feel like you're like a piece of shit.
24:03
SPEAKER_05: How long are you nine to five for years and years?
24:04
SPEAKER_05: Like 15, like 13.
24:06
SPEAKER_05: That's incredible.
24:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're allowed to defrosting in your bed.
24:10
SPEAKER_04: And it was also like it was from the can.
24:12
SPEAKER_04: And like I was like it was also not like it wasn't like a terrible gig.
24:15
SPEAKER_04: Like I it was fine, but like just to be free and to not be like my body like wants thinks I still need to be like out of mothership every day.
24:22
SPEAKER_04: So like for sure.
24:23
SPEAKER_04: Just like practicing being untethered right now.
24:24
SPEAKER_05: I've been like a freelance clown for like a million years.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: Like I was only full time for two years.
24:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_05: But I say that I've like I have those few years and I could be like, I was full, I did it.
24:33
SPEAKER_05: I know what it's like.
24:34
SPEAKER_05: But please, I couldn't, I barely could lap make those few years.
24:37
SPEAKER_04: I've just been like it provides a lot of infrastructure that you take for granted until you don't have it.
24:42
SPEAKER_04: Like just the expectations, like no matter what state I'm in, like I know where I'm gonna be from nine to five.
24:46
SPEAKER_04: And like yeah, but that which even if you don't want to be there, is like there's something very comforting about that.
24:49
SPEAKER_04: And now it's like toadies.
24:51
SPEAKER_04: It's like, well, and but now I could like go to the gym at like 11 when no one's there.
24:54
SPEAKER_04: That's heaven.
24:55
SPEAKER_04: That alone is like that is the best.
24:56
SPEAKER_04: That's freedom.
24:57
SPEAKER_04: That's freedom.
24:57
SPEAKER_05: That's fabulous.
24:58
SPEAKER_05: What's your move?
24:59
SPEAKER_05: Like, are you gonna are you looking for like something?
25:02
SPEAKER_05: Or are you just doing a disco and the pod?
25:05
SPEAKER_04: I have mother disco and then I have freelance like copywriting that I do for like brands and advertising.
25:09
SPEAKER_04: Um and I have other things that I want to do, like the Christopher Street stuff.
25:12
SPEAKER_04: Like, I have kind of ideas, I have like all the time now to do all the creative things that like I know I didn't have time for before, so now it's like, oh shit, now I actually have to do it.
25:19
SPEAKER_05: Well, it sounds like a congrats is due for like being able to like do your thing now and not have to, yeah.
25:24
SPEAKER_05: Yes, Wendy.
25:25
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
25:26
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
25:27
SPEAKER_05: So congrats.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sorry.
25:32
SPEAKER_05: Congrats to Jack.
25:33
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much.
25:34
SPEAKER_05: Directed at Tom.
25:36
SPEAKER_05: But Jack, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
25:39
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for asking.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: Uh the shoes are camper lab.
25:42
SPEAKER_05: The shoes are insane.
25:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:44
SPEAKER_05: We sometimes have a shoe cam, and by sometimes I mean last episode for the first time at work.
25:48
SPEAKER_05: I did it work, so it was one and done.
25:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:50
SPEAKER_05: But uh, you'll have to come back.
25:53
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
25:54
SPEAKER_05: And just walk around the table.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: I'll just bring a bunch of shoes.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: Push a broom.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and push a broom.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: I'll come back as a janitor.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm down.
26:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm always looking for new side hustles.
26:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
26:08
SPEAKER_05: I love the suggested like leg warmer, or I'm accidentally, I don't know the extension of this.
26:13
SPEAKER_05: I ruin your outfit.
26:15
SPEAKER_05: Like I'm slightly.
26:16
SPEAKER_05: I really enjoy how much we're talking with our feet right now.
26:19
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, God, sorry.
26:21
SPEAKER_02: I thought this would help the outfit, but it's like Yeah, I do like the suggested legging.
26:24
SPEAKER_02: This pant, I it's a vintage pant.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: I tried to look at the tag.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: I want to say that I'm gonna get this wrong.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: I think it's Margaret Godfrey.
26:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm a sudden Margaret Quayley.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: It's yeah, it's not a good thing.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: You're in heterodo Margaret Thatcher.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing heterodo Margaret Thatcher.
26:41
SPEAKER_02: The shirt is vintage cachet.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I love cachet.
26:45
SPEAKER_02: Wow, wow, wow.
26:45
SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
26:46
SPEAKER_05: This color is giving cachet.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: It's very internet friend So Hale, who has like these fun little like Instagram gay Rajes, gay Raj sales.
26:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love that.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, gay rage.
27:02
SPEAKER_02: I love gay rage sale.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: And they're like really randomly happening, like sporadically through the year.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh cute.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: Is it faux?
27:10
SPEAKER_02: It's very much full.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, this is 100%.
27:12
SPEAKER_02: This is not a I skinned this cow myself.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:17
SPEAKER_02: Show the buttons.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Do you still eat dogs?
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: And then my my friend Quinn, I like had them um add these like cute little buttons.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, I think we should add some like campy, like cheap ass, beautiful.
27:29
SPEAKER_02: They're heart of the oceans.
27:30
SPEAKER_02: Heart of the oceans.
27:31
SPEAKER_02: That'd be fun.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:32
SPEAKER_01: If you had four heart of the ocean buttons that like on a winter coat, that would be like that.
27:37
SPEAKER_01: That would be cunt.
27:38
SPEAKER_05: That's a$400,$400 to$500 set of buttons, honey.
27:43
SPEAKER_05: I know because I own a commemorative one.
27:45
SPEAKER_05: It's fine.
27:46
SPEAKER_05: And it's the good one.
27:47
SPEAKER_05: It's got good weight to it.
27:48
SPEAKER_05: So it was, I think it was$99 on eBay.
27:50
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
27:51
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, it's back to being about me.
27:54
SPEAKER_05: Somehow.
27:55
SPEAKER_05: But uh what is your problem?
27:57
SPEAKER_02: It's my problem.
27:57
SPEAKER_02: My pro I actually did think about this, which is good.
28:00
SPEAKER_02: My problem right now is that I'm officiating my brother's wedding in a few weeks.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Which is so beautiful.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: And I'm actually really nervous and I don't know how to like I don't know how to like make a good script for that.
28:12
SPEAKER_02: It just for context, it is a straight wedding.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: It is on the beach, it's very small and intimate.
28:16
SPEAKER_02: So the stakes are like super, super low.
28:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
28:19
SPEAKER_01: I love a beach wedding, but a straight wedding, it's like that's the script is already written.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: Right.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: You know, that makes it easier, yeah.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: So true.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:25
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
28:25
SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: No problems.
28:27
SPEAKER_04: But the thing is now you have the opportunity to like pull focus completely.
28:30
SPEAKER_04: You like how are you how are you handling that impulse?
28:33
SPEAKER_02: Because, like, do I make it about me or do I it seems like they do want to make it about me because I like asked what they like kind of wanted, and the fiance who I'm obsessed with, she was like, We decided that we wanted to be like short and sweet and full of your personality, which means gay, right?
28:47
SPEAKER_02: Like they're like the clown around.
28:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:50
SPEAKER_04: That's a blank check.
28:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
28:52
SPEAKER_01: Do it if you're wearing like an Andre Leontally robe, but like, are you like wearing like a efficient gown?
28:58
SPEAKER_02: That's a fun idea.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: Linen, though.
29:00
SPEAKER_02: Tina's like, can I come and can I be a micro?
29:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm like they're like, we did just rewatch the finale of Shits Creek, and we were thinking something like that.
29:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, yeah.
29:09
SPEAKER_05: You're gonna need a turn of luck.
29:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I can't wait to see that.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm going.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm the bride.
29:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm marrying your brother.
29:19
SPEAKER_02: Tina in the bushes, like I, as I said, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
29:24
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, my brother's like, Jesus Christ.
29:29
SPEAKER_05: Um, I love a beach wedding.
29:31
SPEAKER_05: Uh you too.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Are they going like khaki barefoot?
29:34
SPEAKER_02: I, you know, that's a really good question.
29:36
SPEAKER_02: It's because it's hard.
29:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, wouldn't you lay a floor down?
29:38
SPEAKER_02: They can like lay one of those like down.
29:40
SPEAKER_02: This is so good.
29:40
SPEAKER_02: But at one point is it down a beach wedding.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: It's definitely, it's definitely it's definitely rolled up khakis and like it's linen or bottle.
29:47
SPEAKER_02: What's the linen budget?
29:49
SPEAKER_02: Unlimited.
29:49
SPEAKER_02: The linen budget is unlimited.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: We have a huge budget for linen.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Gonna be easy breezy.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: You fought for that.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: You fought for that in the budget.
29:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:57
SPEAKER_02: In the three texts that I've sent about this.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: You're like up the linen line.
30:01
SPEAKER_02: There, my brother, for context, is like a professional snowboarder turned carpenter.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm hard.
30:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:09
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
30:09
SPEAKER_02: Literally, no.
30:11
SPEAKER_02: Everyone I've ever met says this to me.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: So, like, he's he couldn't be chiller about everything.
30:17
SPEAKER_02: His engagement party, I should not be saying this.
30:19
SPEAKER_00: No, tell us everything, tell us the date, the location.
30:22
SPEAKER_00: Leave it out, it's fine.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: He used to do this thing in high school where he would take bands and he would slice off the heel and wear them like slippers.
30:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
30:32
SPEAKER_02: And would wear those every day.
30:34
SPEAKER_02: He would be like, These are this is the comfiest pair of shoes I've ever had.
30:36
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
30:37
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a fashion.
30:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's he's mad creative.
30:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: He's wearing them on the beach.
30:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh but not but not too into fashion, right?
30:44
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he wore them to his engagement party.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: My mom wanted me to make a speech at the engagement party really bad, and I was like, I am way too high for this.
30:52
SPEAKER_02: There's no way that I could do that right now.
30:54
SPEAKER_02: No one spoke.
30:55
SPEAKER_05: You stop everyone and then just like faint.
30:59
SPEAKER_05: Release a huge hit.
31:01
SPEAKER_05: Load hit.
31:04
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
31:05
SPEAKER_05: I can't wait.
31:08
SPEAKER_05: I can't believe it's like I can't wait to see this.
31:13
SPEAKER_05: I can't either.
31:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:14
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, that's my problem.
31:15
SPEAKER_05: Is that a whale breaching or is Gina here?
31:17
SPEAKER_05: Like at my brother's wedding.
31:20
SPEAKER_01: I love whales.
31:21
SPEAKER_01: Don't get me started.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, don't get her started.
31:24
SPEAKER_01: What are your glasses?
31:25
SPEAKER_01: Because that's part of the life of it.
31:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, these glasses, I I I think they're from a brand called Spire.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: Um was there a weekend gay?
31:36
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes we do a weekend gay.
31:37
SPEAKER_05: It's a fake segment that we know, we just recorded, so I gave like 20 weekend gays thinking that like I don't know, we wouldn't.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: I was pretending like I was activating the power inside of that ring.
31:46
SPEAKER_05: Don't worry, there's a backup mic.
31:49
SPEAKER_05: Um, so I don't really have a weekend gay, which uh gay shit that we've personally breaking news, like poop boop, poor.
31:56
SPEAKER_05: Or it can be local.
31:56
SPEAKER_01: Like sometimes it's like, oh, who have you heard of the colour?
31:58
SPEAKER_01: We love that it's like personal.
32:00
SPEAKER_05: We don't need it to be global, but if you need to scream about something, like let me know.
32:04
SPEAKER_04: Um, I went to the farmers market on Saturday morning.
32:06
SPEAKER_04: Very good.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: Which like the Union Square Farmers Market right now is like just getting into the best part of the year.
32:12
SPEAKER_04: The flowers are out, the produce is fantastic.
32:15
SPEAKER_04: And it's like the big living in Manhattan, like the biggest lifestyle upgrade is to be able to do that.
32:19
SPEAKER_05: Wait, you live in Manhattan now?
32:20
SPEAKER_04: I do, yeah.
32:21
SPEAKER_05: Whoa wow, that's very gay.
32:23
SPEAKER_04: That's I mean, that'll yeah, that's right.
32:24
SPEAKER_05: I know Manhattan's back.
32:25
SPEAKER_05: I think like it's back.
32:27
SPEAKER_05: It's it is what it is.
32:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, people are just like what's going on in Manhattan.
32:32
SPEAKER_05: And now, like, I'm literally just talking down my ass.
32:34
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, it's back.
32:35
SPEAKER_05: Like, Brooklyn is over.
32:37
SPEAKER_05: So congrats.
32:38
SPEAKER_04: I mean, everyone I know lives.
32:39
SPEAKER_04: I mean, we're in most people I know living.
32:40
SPEAKER_04: Don't tell me near Christmas Street.
32:42
SPEAKER_04: No, that would be, I mean, that would be yeah, almost a little too on the nose.
32:44
SPEAKER_04: A little too on the nose.
32:45
SPEAKER_04: No, I live in the East 20, the sleepy East 20.
32:48
SPEAKER_04: Huge.
32:49
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
32:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's it's functional and like fantastic.
32:53
SPEAKER_04: I'm so comfortable.
32:54
SPEAKER_04: And I love I I've lived in all five boroughs.
32:56
SPEAKER_04: I like been like a full Right, good Staten Island.
32:58
SPEAKER_04: New York City like girly.
33:00
SPEAKER_04: Like I've been, yeah, like everywhere.
33:02
SPEAKER_05: You go to Staten Island a lot.
33:04
SPEAKER_04: Um, my brother still lives there, so I go, I go a decent amount.
33:07
SPEAKER_04: And I also go to the dentist there because like I love that.
33:09
SPEAKER_04: If you've like if you're paying for the dentist anywhere, like anywhere in Manhattan or most of Brooklyn, I take a whole bunch of things.
33:14
SPEAKER_04: You're being robbed.
33:15
SPEAKER_04: Literally, like you're being robbed.
33:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so I go, I go to like my like teenage dentist because it's still like I love that.
33:22
SPEAKER_05: Our teenage dentist?
33:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, my teenage dentist.
33:28
SPEAKER_05: You're like, I gotta go.
33:30
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
33:31
SPEAKER_05: The young the world's youngest dentist.
33:33
SPEAKER_05: Just kidding.
33:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm stupid.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: It's intentional sometimes.
33:40
SPEAKER_01: When I say stupid, I only say it with love.
33:43
SPEAKER_01: Stupid.
33:46
SPEAKER_05: Do you have a weekend gay?
33:47
SPEAKER_05: No pressure.
33:48
SPEAKER_05: Do I have a weekend gay?
33:49
SPEAKER_01: We're like, no pressure, but deliver.
33:52
SPEAKER_02: Do I have a weekend gay?
33:54
SPEAKER_05: I wish I had.
33:55
SPEAKER_05: Any weird hookups?
33:56
SPEAKER_05: Oh, well, you're you're partnered up.
33:58
SPEAKER_05: I'm partnered up.
33:59
SPEAKER_01: I You also don't have to talk about that all the time.
34:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cha cha.
34:04
SPEAKER_01: Whoops.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't really have any like meaningful news to report.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: Although I did have a very like playful time with myself this past week because my partner was out of town.
34:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fun.
34:13
SPEAKER_02: And that's very gay.
34:14
SPEAKER_02: And I playful is really, really gay.
34:16
SPEAKER_02: I very much like rediscovered my whole and journaled about it later.
34:18
SPEAKER_02: It was really nice.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: I know, yeah.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: Things I want to say.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: That's a weakened podcast.
34:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:25
SPEAKER_02: You're like, my whole was gaped, I love that.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: It was pretty fabulous.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: I I learned a lot.
34:33
SPEAKER_02: I really did learn a lot.
34:35
SPEAKER_05: Are we talking like mirror hand mirror to the oh okay?
34:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, you're flexible as fuck.
34:40
SPEAKER_05: I'm also not to objectify you.
34:41
SPEAKER_05: You have one of the the top five asses in the city.
34:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:45
SPEAKER_02: I think this is a this is not to objective.
34:48
SPEAKER_01: And when we when we pivot to um cunty couch after dark, we'll get the camera right up in there.
34:51
SPEAKER_01: So don't worry.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:53
SPEAKER_01: Okay, great, great, great.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: You're like top five.
34:55
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
34:55
SPEAKER_02: I thought I was top three.
34:56
SPEAKER_02: It's it's it's more than just mirror at this point.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: I what I'll do, I have a projector.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: And then I'll I'll get my tripod and I have a mirrored headboard.
35:05
SPEAKER_02: This is this is all too much to share.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: We love it.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, you can dead.
35:12
SPEAKER_02: What I'll do is I'll like set the camera up and then I'll air play to the projector so that I can like watch every it's of it's ha.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: Truly the craziest balance ever.
35:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:24
SPEAKER_02: Because it's more effective than having a mirror because it's like sometimes like this mirror is like my eyes can only do so much.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: And this is like bigger, probably, than real life.
35:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:32
SPEAKER_01: So you're looking at a giant projection of your own hole.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
35:39
SPEAKER_02: I cannot believe I just said all this.
35:41
SPEAKER_01: No, he curns it down to life size.
35:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you keystone it.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: Wrong, wrong word, but you got it.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: If you ever really want to get super intimate with yourself, I would definitely recommend.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: Get a projector.
35:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: I don't go near there sometimes.
35:56
SPEAKER_04: I certainly don't look at it that much, but maybe I should.
35:59
SPEAKER_02: I want whole talks, which like relaxes your hole.
36:02
SPEAKER_02: Wait, I thought you meant like TikTok for a second.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: Whole talk for whole big on water talk, you're big on whole talk.
36:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:09
SPEAKER_01: The content is.
36:10
SPEAKER_01: You're huge on whole talk.
36:11
SPEAKER_04: Wait.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: Are you not?
36:13
SPEAKER_04: If I may, for a moment, because we're talking about holes.
36:15
SPEAKER_04: This is just like a little PSA, but everyone, if you're using your hole like as a sex organ, like so many of us do.
36:20
SPEAKER_04: As a what?
36:21
SPEAKER_04: As a sex organ.
36:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:23
SPEAKER_04: You should be getting an annual gay men should be getting, and people that engage in anal sex should be getting annual rectal pap smears.
36:29
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
36:29
SPEAKER_04: I just got mine recently.
36:30
SPEAKER_04: It's a PSA, but it's I think it's a 100%.
36:33
SPEAKER_04: Everyone should be getting a rectal pap smear and you should also get a rectal pap smear once a year if you bottom at all because there is a higher incidence of rectal cancers in gay men.
36:44
SPEAKER_04: And you should be getting, if you have not gotten a Gardasil vaccine for HPV, you should get one because it helps protect you.
36:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh, Garage time.
36:55
SPEAKER_01: Should we take a break?
36:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was gonna say, should we take a little breaky and then we'll come back and we'll we'll play a dum dumb game.
37:00
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
37:01
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
37:01
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: BRB.
37:03
SPEAKER_05: Bye.
37:11
SPEAKER_05: And we're back.
37:12
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
37:12
SPEAKER_05: Um wait though, um, because do you go go at times?
37:16
SPEAKER_02: I go-go at times.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm a bit on a go-go hiatus right now.
37:20
SPEAKER_02: For any particular reason, or you just I think I just was having a moment where I needed to take a pause on a lot of nightlife ventures in general.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: Um, and also I there was a time when I was doing it because I was like paying my way through massage school, and I was like, this I can actually like get a fair amount of money with.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: And I'm sure plus.
37:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if you don't need to and you're not loving it and need a break, go off.
37:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
37:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
37:44
SPEAKER_05: I've always wanted to go-go, but I never have.
37:46
SPEAKER_05: Do it.
37:47
SPEAKER_05: It's actually so liberating.
37:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there's still time.
37:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, to me.
37:50
SPEAKER_05: Like, put me in a cage.
37:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, please.
37:53
SPEAKER_05: Please.
37:54
SPEAKER_05: It's a dog, Kennel.
37:56
SPEAKER_05: Like Kennel.
37:57
SPEAKER_05: She loves she loves kibble.
37:59
SPEAKER_05: I'm not an all-kibble diet.
38:04
SPEAKER_05: But how is the massage biz going?
38:07
SPEAKER_05: I've uh you broke my cherry.
38:09
SPEAKER_05: Broke my cherry.
38:10
SPEAKER_05: So it really sounds medical.
38:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and you're in trouble for that.
38:15
SPEAKER_05: Somehow broke sounds worse than pop.
38:18
SPEAKER_05: Uh, but I've never had a massage before.
38:19
SPEAKER_05: But I went on my birthday and I was like, oh my god.
38:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:21
SPEAKER_05: This is heaven.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: Biz is this is alright.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: It was a little bit slower of a beginning of the month because of like warmer weather tax season.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: Boring.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: Right.
38:30
SPEAKER_02: But it now that people have the returns, or they're like, oh no, I'm a little bit better with my finances.
38:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:35
SPEAKER_01: I was gonna ask myself is there like a what are like the seasons for go-going and for massage?
38:40
SPEAKER_02: Like what's the the yeah?
38:42
SPEAKER_02: That's they're kind they're pretty opposite.
38:44
SPEAKER_02: Like winter is like so busy for massage, especially I have a heated table too.
38:48
SPEAKER_02: So like people are like, I just I just want to be like cozy and touched in the wintertime.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: And then people also want to be cozy and touched in the summertime, but in like a a dancier, more go-go way.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Right, yeah.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: People are spending more of their money in that lane, I feel.
39:03
SPEAKER_05: Well, you're very talented.
39:04
SPEAKER_05: Dunkishan.
39:05
SPEAKER_05: And you said something.
39:06
SPEAKER_05: You asked me a question and I wasn't expecting it.
39:08
SPEAKER_05: What did I ask you?
39:09
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
39:09
SPEAKER_05: It was a beautiful question, and I didn't.
39:11
SPEAKER_05: I was like unsure.
39:16
SPEAKER_05: I was just like, was it expected?
39:17
SPEAKER_05: I probably I probably asked like, what are your intentions like for this new birthday year or whatever?
39:22
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I don't know.
39:24
SPEAKER_02: I remember what I asked you because I asked people this question on their birthday.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: My friend Dari gave me this and I have run with it.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: But every year on someone's birthday, I ask, they've just finished writing the chapter.
39:34
SPEAKER_02: What's like the finished title of that chapter, and what's the working title for this next year?
39:39
SPEAKER_02: It was a great question.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, something for you to do.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: Take the credit for it.
39:42
SPEAKER_02: Very good question.
39:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:43
SPEAKER_03: Like I don't know.
39:47
SPEAKER_05: I don't even know what I said, but I was like, what a beautiful, beautiful experience.
39:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:52
SPEAKER_05: Highly recommend.
39:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
39:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm taking a massage class right now too.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, not too, but because you're frightened.
39:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm coming more.
39:59
SPEAKER_01: I I am a uh patron of MMX.
40:02
SPEAKER_01: And um I have to be.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: Does the X mean like X means um sorry, I didn't cut that out.
40:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh because I'm always like, I love, I mean, I've had a really great time there, but I'm always like, I don't really feel like I can advertise them too much because I don't want to like blow up their spot.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: Blow up their spot.
40:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh, but people know that no, no.
40:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but like the police know.
40:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:23
SPEAKER_01: Like does the FBI know?
40:24
SPEAKER_01: Um, but I'm taking the just like the basic, like the first um not the basic touch training, but the uh like the five-week massage class.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: That's awesome.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: It's been really, really cool.
40:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:35
SPEAKER_05: Hell yeah.
40:36
SPEAKER_05: You all should welcome my back.
40:37
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
40:38
SPEAKER_05: That'd be funny punch and tick you.
40:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:41
SPEAKER_05: You also take figure drawing sometimes and you model.
40:43
SPEAKER_05: I do.
40:44
SPEAKER_01: I well, I used to, it was sort of a pre-pandemic thing, but I I once they they once the pandemic hit, obviously nothing was happening, and then they they pivoted to like live like uh Zoom draw drawing, and I was like, I'm not really so into that.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:54
SPEAKER_01: Um, but I love that too.
40:56
SPEAKER_01: It was great.
40:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: I did, I remember in 2020, I did do, it was probably like fall, I did I've been doing like the drink and draws at Club Coming for a while for my friend AE.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: Shout out.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: And it's that one was so bizarre because I we were outdoors and like masked.
41:14
SPEAKER_02: And so I was like, I feel like this isn't like I like have all these drawings of like people in masks, and I'm like, I don't think anyone wants this.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
41:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:23
SPEAKER_05: I almost blocked that era out.
41:25
SPEAKER_05: Forget.
41:26
SPEAKER_05: We really did that for a while.
41:27
SPEAKER_05: I'm still I'm still working on blocking it out.
41:30
SPEAKER_05: My god.
41:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
41:31
SPEAKER_05: Talk about teenage dentist.
41:34
SPEAKER_05: I wanna remember, I want to remember that forever.
41:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, actually.
41:38
SPEAKER_04: And when is the next mother disco, Hunty?
41:40
SPEAKER_04: Next mother disco is on Saturday, May 25th, Memorial Day weekend.
41:43
SPEAKER_04: We are going to be in the yard, a three dollar bill.
41:46
SPEAKER_04: Ooh, we gotta go.
41:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I went to the last two.
41:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:50
SPEAKER_04: Angela's been there.
41:51
SPEAKER_04: Um you haven't.
41:52
SPEAKER_04: We gotta go.
41:53
SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be really fun.
41:54
SPEAKER_04: The outdoor, I think, is gonna be.
41:55
SPEAKER_04: I mean, our the vibe of our party is like very up, very joyful.
41:58
SPEAKER_04: There's lyrics, there's strings.
42:00
SPEAKER_04: Like, I like think that the party at its best gives people a space to like emote, which people do it all the time when they go out.
42:05
SPEAKER_04: But like, I feel like there are a lot of parties with music.
42:07
SPEAKER_04: It feels a little darker, it's a little less accessible.
42:10
SPEAKER_04: Um, we just like a joyful vibe.
42:12
SPEAKER_05: And like talk about an incredible turnout.
42:13
SPEAKER_05: The last time I went, it was a wraparound line.
42:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's it's the punch I cut.
42:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
42:19
SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
42:19
SPEAKER_04: We've been doing it for this is our third year doing it, so you know, parties find their audience.
42:24
SPEAKER_04: But I gotta say, like the first year we were doing it, like 200 people came and it felt like the biggest like success in the world.
42:29
SPEAKER_04: We were so happy.
42:30
SPEAKER_04: So like now it's just it's it's fantastic, and it feels um it's fun to have like to create the little world.
42:36
SPEAKER_04: I do all like the the videos that play during the party, and it like I have like steward the vibe.
42:41
SPEAKER_04: I'm like the little like dancing monkey that the party happens around.
42:43
SPEAKER_04: I'm like on the dance floor.
42:44
SPEAKER_05: We're going next time.
42:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
42:46
SPEAKER_05: So fun.
42:47
SPEAKER_04: Let's do it.
42:47
SPEAKER_04: Uh it's you and Emile Cohen.
42:49
SPEAKER_04: Emil Cohen, yeah.
42:49
SPEAKER_04: He DJs, I'm like front of house, and we collaborate on the posters and the visuals and stuff, and it's just been like a very joyful, very um I like never wanted to throw a party or produce a party.
43:01
SPEAKER_04: And Emile was the person that was like, we should do this together.
43:04
SPEAKER_04: How do you know each other?
43:05
SPEAKER_04: Just we just like met through like Instagram and awesome photographer, right?
43:08
SPEAKER_04: No, yeah, I love his work.
43:09
SPEAKER_04: I've never met him.
43:14
SPEAKER_04: We like take a yearly picture.
43:15
SPEAKER_04: We like started doing it in 2016.
43:17
SPEAKER_04: And for years he was like, We should throw a party together.
43:19
SPEAKER_04: And like I was always like, absolutely I was like, absolutely not.
43:21
SPEAKER_04: Like, what if no one comes?
43:22
SPEAKER_04: Like, I don't like not that's like not my but it skyrocketed really quick, so congrats.
43:26
SPEAKER_04: Because like I think I went to the first one.
43:28
SPEAKER_04: I you weren't the first one.
43:29
SPEAKER_04: You weren't charter member.
43:31
SPEAKER_05: That was you've got the grounded anchor points for disco mother points.
43:35
SPEAKER_05: That's why I'm bummed like we don't we didn't do a disco look.
43:37
SPEAKER_05: But I have a disco look in the works.
43:39
SPEAKER_05: It just yeah, I need I need to uh to pause and like finish some drag.
43:43
SPEAKER_05: Because again, we're running out.
43:44
SPEAKER_04: But it's always appropriate.
43:45
SPEAKER_04: And then we're also the weekend, the Saturday before NYC Pride.
43:48
SPEAKER_04: I think it's June twenty first or second.
43:49
SPEAKER_04: Saturday before NYC Pride, we're also in the art of three dollar bill.
43:53
SPEAKER_04: So two opportunities.
43:54
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, that's the day of my wedding.
43:56
SPEAKER_04: June twenty second.
43:57
SPEAKER_06: I'll be there.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: So see you then.
44:01
SPEAKER_01: See you there.
44:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well maybe maybe we'll go there for the after party because we gotta like, yeah, anyway.
44:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:06
SPEAKER_01: Very fun.
44:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's so fun.
44:07
SPEAKER_05: Actually, that's a great after party.
44:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
44:09
SPEAKER_05: Do you know Kyle Supply by any chance?
44:11
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
44:12
SPEAKER_04: Kyle does the party at Julius.
44:15
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, when you guys met.
44:17
SPEAKER_05: He's such a great disco DJ.
44:18
SPEAKER_05: He has such like an amazing Rolodex of like, nah, I feel like he plays vinyl too.
44:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
44:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
44:24
SPEAKER_04: The music at that party.
44:24
SPEAKER_04: I what the name of the party is is after dark.
44:27
SPEAKER_04: It's skipping me now.
44:28
SPEAKER_04: After dark.
44:28
SPEAKER_04: Incredible, incredible disco party of Julius.
44:30
SPEAKER_05: That is such a good disco party.
44:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
44:32
SPEAKER_05: I always like we're fake friends, but we don't actually know each other.
44:35
SPEAKER_05: I don't know how like we why we say hi to each other, but you and Guy.
44:38
SPEAKER_05: I'm a fan, yeah.
44:39
SPEAKER_05: You're like hugging and kissing.
44:40
SPEAKER_05: And it's like we're going to be a good thing.
44:41
SPEAKER_05: But I think when I think of you and your disco night.
44:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:45
SPEAKER_01: Make it happen.
44:46
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I'm saying.
44:47
SPEAKER_01: There's something, there's like so I like I used to do this um uh it was an online video show during COVID, and then uh it became like IRL like once people could like go back indoors, but like there's so much like power in like in-person congregation.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: Like you connect with so many people like so deeply when you just like gather.
45:08
SPEAKER_01: Like it's so it sounds kind of like obvious to like say that out loud, but like there's some something's just like so like cool and real about like creating a thing for people to come to.
45:17
SPEAKER_04: Like it's really meaningful and yeah, it feels like and then like you see people really have like experiences that are meaningful to them, and then you feel like okay, there's responsibility to like kind of steward this and make sure that it like stays true to those first parties where like you know, and the the room is much more crowded now, so it's like well, how do we preserve the experience of the people that have been with us forever and who like want room to dance, want room to express themselves and like cry and like make out and yeah, all that kind of stuff?
45:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's fun.
45:40
SPEAKER_04: That's dope.
45:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, it's good that it's warmer now that the backyard is open.
45:42
SPEAKER_04: So it feels like the sunset vibe.
45:44
SPEAKER_04: I feel like it's gonna feel like the party is gonna sit very well back there.
45:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this one's gonna be good.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: I feel do you go insane when the weather gets warm?
45:51
SPEAKER_01: Like we had that little um like yes, yeah.
45:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: I like jerked off like three times both days.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: Like I was just like, I was like going feral because it was like, I don't know.
46:04
SPEAKER_01: I got yeah, horny summer is like a real thing for me.
46:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
46:08
SPEAKER_01: It's the same for everybody else.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: We no one says a thing.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's crying.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I've never felt that honestly.
46:14
SPEAKER_01: I actually think the vitamin Didn't make, you know, do things.
46:18
SPEAKER_04: So yeah, yeah, it kind of brings you back to life, I think.
46:20
SPEAKER_05: It really does.
46:21
SPEAKER_05: But everyone in New York like incinerates all their winter clothing the second it's like above 60.
46:25
SPEAKER_05: It's so funny.
46:26
SPEAKER_05: Completely.
46:26
SPEAKER_05: You see people in like floppy J-Lo hats.
46:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like it's fucking Mars.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: And it's 62 degrees, yeah.
46:32
SPEAKER_01: And it's like that's cold.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna tea back thong.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: Saran.
46:36
SPEAKER_01: Completely.
46:36
SPEAKER_01: But you always say like they throw like their winter coat in the wood chipper.
46:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:39
SPEAKER_01: Like the first like beam of sun.
46:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: Won't need this anymore.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: No, incinerate.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: That's fire, right?
46:45
SPEAKER_02: Incinerate is fire.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
46:47
SPEAKER_01: It's either or, yeah.
46:49
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so uh you if you notice there are some lovely paddles on the uh table in front of you.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: Um, this is a slightly um updated version of the game Alphabet Supia.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: We are we are now calling it label whores, wherein we take a person, place, thing, or idea and assign it a label from the LGBTQIA plus spectrum.
47:12
SPEAKER_01: So uh in the past, we've said that um Twizzlers are bi, Twizzlers pull and peel are trans.
47:19
SPEAKER_01: We've said that jet skis are lesbian, we've said that Dracula is gay.
47:24
SPEAKER_01: There are no, you can take anything and uh see where we land.
47:28
SPEAKER_01: Love it.
47:29
SPEAKER_01: Uh any other thing.
47:31
SPEAKER_01: That sounds great.
47:31
SPEAKER_05: Is my bagel leg and cheese out?
47:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because I feel like it is.
47:35
SPEAKER_01: I think it's been out the whole time.
47:36
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
47:36
SPEAKER_01: And it always is.
47:37
SPEAKER_01: Okay, perfect.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: Then we're ready to play.
47:39
SPEAKER_01: Um so grab a marker.
47:41
SPEAKER_01: Um I'll take the one without a eraser.
47:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:44
SPEAKER_01: Um does anyone have a topic they want to kick it off with?
47:49
SPEAKER_01: I'd deny it.
47:50
SPEAKER_01: Jude Law!
47:54
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
47:56
SPEAKER_05: Kind of obvious.
47:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh, wow, okay.
47:59
SPEAKER_05: Look at my my paddle.
48:01
SPEAKER_05: Used to G and cool and school.
48:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, uh I this is a note to myself.
48:09
SPEAKER_01: When you make a lot of mistakes.
48:10
SPEAKER_01: On three we'll reveal our pat our paddles, and then everyone should thank you.
48:14
SPEAKER_01: Everyone should say their letter because uh some we have listeners and watchers.
48:17
SPEAKER_01: So if you're listening, you won't know what we're talking about.
48:19
SPEAKER_01: So three, two, one B cube for questioning.
48:25
SPEAKER_01: L.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: A foreign.
48:27
SPEAKER_05: Wow, that's so fun.
48:28
SPEAKER_05: I love when it's all diff.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:29
SPEAKER_05: All right, let's dig in.
48:30
SPEAKER_05: What do we got?
48:31
SPEAKER_04: Thomas Eena, do you feel like I think because he's he's uh uh broadly appealing to both sexes.
48:36
SPEAKER_04: Um I recently I rewatched talented Mr.
48:39
SPEAKER_04: Ripley last week, and like what a I mean, the beauty is unparalleled.
48:44
SPEAKER_05: I always get that movie mixed up with Mr.
48:46
SPEAKER_05: Holland's opus for no reason, and no one's talking about opus.
48:50
SPEAKER_05: Richard Dreyfus.
48:52
SPEAKER_05: So hot.
48:52
SPEAKER_05: So fucking beautiful.
48:53
SPEAKER_04: So fucking hot.
48:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, um, so yeah, I say B.
48:57
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
48:58
SPEAKER_05: I see it.
48:58
SPEAKER_05: I see it.
48:59
SPEAKER_02: I say Q, but like back when we still had Q as questioning.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
49:04
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's kind of where he like sits in his space where he's like I don't know, like he's like, he's a little fruity.
49:10
SPEAKER_02: He's like, oh but like not at all ready to be like to commit to any other letter.
49:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's thinking he's thinking about thinking about it.
49:19
SPEAKER_01: Like he's it's there's there's some thoughts kicking around up there.
49:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:24
SPEAKER_05: I said L because I feel like he's pretty and the ladies love him.
49:27
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
49:28
SPEAKER_05: So that would be lesbian.
49:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
49:30
SPEAKER_05: I kind of think I mean I have huge lesbian energy, so I I might know more than anyone the right answer.
49:38
SPEAKER_01: And I said A because I feel like he is a sex symbol.
49:44
SPEAKER_01: So there's something kind of alienating about that where like you become this object for people to kind of like lust after and desire, but I wonder, I would think that might be a little bit lonely.
49:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, I think maybe he has all this stuff put on him, but I wonder if he really wants it.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: But do you think he fucks?
50:00
SPEAKER_01: I think he fucked.
50:01
SPEAKER_01: But now I wonder.
50:03
SPEAKER_01: I wonder.
50:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:04
SPEAKER_05: Now he's fucked.
50:07
SPEAKER_05: You're fucked.
50:09
SPEAKER_05: Um, did you guys see AI?
50:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:12
SPEAKER_01: What a weird, weird movie.
50:13
SPEAKER_01: He's a sex robot in that.
50:15
SPEAKER_01: He's a sex robot.
50:16
SPEAKER_01: That movie was really strange.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:19
SPEAKER_01: I mean, like he could see he's like he's like an uh an object, you know, but he doesn't have any agency in his use.
50:24
SPEAKER_05: So that movie was F and Pervy and just bizarre.
50:27
SPEAKER_05: Insane.
50:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:28
SPEAKER_05: That affected me as a child.
50:29
SPEAKER_05: Maybe that was like a watching like seven years old.
50:32
SPEAKER_05: I remember watching a very young kid.
50:33
SPEAKER_02: Because he was like uh just cutting his mom's hair.
50:35
SPEAKER_02: David.
50:36
SPEAKER_05: I hated him, but I think I had like a crush on him or something.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, there's also that scene where like his weird uh human brother is like, what do you have in your on in under your pants?
50:45
SPEAKER_01: And like tries to like pull down his bathing suit, and it's like, ah, don't do that.
50:48
SPEAKER_01: But also, like, what is down there?
50:49
unknown: Like that.
50:51
SPEAKER_05: It's also four and a half hours long, and it ends like it's about him finding his mom.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, it was a it was a Kubrick movie that Steven Spielberg adapted, which is like I can't think of a worse like we gotta watch handoff.
51:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, put it on the TV.
51:03
SPEAKER_01: That'd be so funny right now when we do Patreon.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we should have uh movie night screening, yes.
51:08
SPEAKER_02: All the movies to reference.
51:09
SPEAKER_02: I I watched this movie in my youth and I was fully convinced no one else had seen it.
51:14
SPEAKER_05: Well, well, Gen Z, how'd you fucking find that one?
51:17
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
51:17
SPEAKER_05: My mom brought it back.
51:18
SPEAKER_05: Speaking of effing curvy.
51:22
SPEAKER_02: I do have a black lot story, but I absolutely cannot tell it on the podcast.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sorry.
51:27
SPEAKER_01: Wait until after dark.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: After dark.
51:29
SPEAKER_01: All right.
51:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, I feel like we're not gonna reach consensus on this.
51:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, it seems it seems like Jude Law is the spectrum, I guess.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: That's uh he He's an enigma.
51:37
SPEAKER_02: He was designed to be.
51:38
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he was definitely my like gay awakening version.
51:40
SPEAKER_01: Really?
51:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: I remember I watched Gattaca.
51:43
SPEAKER_02: You guys watch those time?
51:44
SPEAKER_02: What the hell is that?
51:45
SPEAKER_01: It's him and Ethan Hawk and and Umma.
51:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:50
SPEAKER_02: It it's basically like they like make clones, or they're they're able to control genetics because like G A T C or like all the like four.
51:59
SPEAKER_02: I've seen Attack of the Clones close.
52:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:03
SPEAKER_02: I know he's he's like he's in a wheelchair in it, and he's like, he's supposed to be like not hot, which is crazy.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I remember I was like, I would die for this man.
52:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna need to check that out.
52:14
SPEAKER_01: I have this like his wheelchair strange fantasy where I'm like, I think Jude Law should date Dua Lipa.
52:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I feel like they would have a I think that'd be a great power couple.
52:23
SPEAKER_01: I think for both of them, probably.
52:24
SPEAKER_05: That would be so crazy and bad.
52:26
SPEAKER_01: Why bad?
52:27
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
52:28
SPEAKER_05: I feel like he's I I don't know.
52:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean he's old, she's young, but I feel like that'd be that would be like hot for both of them.
52:34
SPEAKER_05: Is he a nepo?
52:35
SPEAKER_01: Jude Law?
52:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I don't I wouldn't I can't.
52:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so he's not going near her.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: Are you Jude?
52:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well that was Jude.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: Uh any who who's got what?
52:49
SPEAKER_01: Another one.
52:50
SPEAKER_03: Rip my wig out.
52:52
SPEAKER_02: Rip your dentures out.
52:55
SPEAKER_02: This wig is insane.
52:56
SPEAKER_02: My next suggestion was bump it.
52:59
SPEAKER_02: Actually.
52:59
SPEAKER_02: In terms of like label horse.
53:01
SPEAKER_05: Let's go.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's do it.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: Bump it.
53:05
SPEAKER_05: I need to pick a okay.
53:11
SPEAKER_01: Three, two, and one.
53:13
SPEAKER_01: I said G.
53:15
SPEAKER_01: I said G too.
53:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
53:17
SPEAKER_01: All right.
53:17
SPEAKER_01: We're getting reached, we're getting closer to getting a few.
53:19
SPEAKER_01: But I think but I think you're probably right.
53:20
SPEAKER_04: I think that I think they're right.
53:22
SPEAKER_04: Well, okay, but let's get into it because it's like I can see yeah, all right.
53:25
SPEAKER_04: I think gay men like height.
53:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's but that was my thinking.
53:29
SPEAKER_04: Like it's like it's an enhancer, it like elongates.
53:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:33
SPEAKER_04: Like size matters.
53:35
SPEAKER_04: Your size matters.
53:36
SPEAKER_04: But that that was my thinking.
53:37
SPEAKER_01: I I put gay question mark because I I almost change it to to buy because I'm like, it's for men and women.
53:44
SPEAKER_01: You know, you know what I mean?
53:45
SPEAKER_01: It's like some circle for men.
53:47
SPEAKER_01: Like, because the woman is putting the bump in to like we really are.
53:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
53:53
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I don't know why I thump.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
53:54
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's for the male gays, you mean cut to your dad being like bumpets for men.
54:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:04
SPEAKER_01: Uh our new product.
54:06
SPEAKER_01: Um, Ozempic for men, bumpets for men.
54:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like for the male gays, but also it's like so fucking faggy.
54:12
SPEAKER_01: Like your it's volume and your hair.
54:14
SPEAKER_01: It's like, why would a man want that?
54:15
SPEAKER_04: Well, and I think many little gay boys are enchanted by the bumpet infomercial back in the day.
54:19
SPEAKER_04: Like I know I was.
54:21
SPEAKER_04: I was.
54:21
SPEAKER_05: I also love the part pizzazz.
54:23
SPEAKER_05: You remember that?
54:24
SPEAKER_05: It was like, yes.
54:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, where you would like zigzag part.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is before your time.
54:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: And it'd be amazing.
54:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:34
SPEAKER_01: But I but I feel like this this is pointing towards genius.
54:41
SPEAKER_01: This is pointing towards T because it's sort of like transformative.
54:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right, yeah.
54:46
SPEAKER_05: I said T for transformative.
54:47
SPEAKER_01: It's crossing the T for transformation.
54:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:50
SPEAKER_02: There's also something about like it's it is like such a hyper feminization in a way.
54:56
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, it's it's like it's transcendent woman in a in a beautiful way.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree with that.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I agree.
55:05
SPEAKER_04: Goddess.
55:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's the it's the building of a woman.
55:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:10
SPEAKER_01: The great mother.
55:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we can do.
55:12
SPEAKER_01: I think I can I can we can give du T.
55:14
SPEAKER_01: As if I was like lesbian, which lesbian?
55:17
SPEAKER_01: Cross my mind.
55:18
SPEAKER_01: Like it's higher to heaven.
55:22
SPEAKER_01: Uh love that.
55:23
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
55:23
SPEAKER_01: So bumpets are trans.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: Got it.
55:25
SPEAKER_05: They are.
55:26
SPEAKER_01: They're gay too.
55:27
SPEAKER_01: They're gay too.
55:29
SPEAKER_05: Gay is trans.
55:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, can be.
55:33
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes we're like way above our pay grade when we're talking about some of this stuff where it's like, gay, you can't.
55:37
SPEAKER_05: I know.
55:38
SPEAKER_05: We're always teetering on being a little offensive.
55:40
SPEAKER_05: It's a good place to be.
55:42
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
55:43
SPEAKER_01: That's what we think.
55:44
SPEAKER_01: What else?
55:44
SPEAKER_01: What else?
55:45
SPEAKER_01: What else?
55:45
SPEAKER_01: Have you been without a big thing?
55:46
SPEAKER_04: Everything bagels.
55:49
unknown: Okay.
55:49
SPEAKER_01: Wait, did we do this once?
55:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
55:53
SPEAKER_01: Everything bagel bagels.
55:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, you just said bagel seasoning is.
55:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
55:57
SPEAKER_05: I said on air.
55:59
SPEAKER_05: Everything bagel seasoning is anno, which is like so offensive and problematic.
56:02
SPEAKER_05: But I still kind of stand by it.
56:04
SPEAKER_05: Because it's kind of the culture of like add it to like your rice cake.
56:09
SPEAKER_05: Instead of having a bagel.
56:10
SPEAKER_04: It's fine, we know.
56:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
56:11
SPEAKER_04: It's offensive.
56:12
SPEAKER_01: But like whatever.
56:13
SPEAKER_01: And everything bagel.
56:14
SPEAKER_04: I'm talking the actual bagel.
56:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
56:15
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
56:16
SPEAKER_04: Warm from the oven.
56:16
SPEAKER_04: Like everything bagel.
56:18
SPEAKER_04: Like a platonic ideal, everything bagel.
56:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh, really?
56:21
SPEAKER_04: A good one.
56:21
SPEAKER_04: No, a good one.
56:22
SPEAKER_04: A good bag.
56:22
SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay.
56:23
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I'm invested.
56:24
SPEAKER_05: Pop pop up bagels.
56:25
SPEAKER_05: Has anyone tried them?
56:26
SPEAKER_05: We're aligned.
56:27
SPEAKER_02: I can feel it.
56:29
SPEAKER_01: We're like three, two, one.
56:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
56:36
SPEAKER_01: Like my gosh, lit.
56:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you guys fake make out.
56:39
SPEAKER_04: I think that they can.
56:40
SPEAKER_04: Wow, we're having group.
56:42
SPEAKER_04: To me, like, to me, like to me like everything bagel, like you want like a thrill.
56:46
SPEAKER_04: You're looking for like to live on the edge.
56:48
SPEAKER_04: You need like something to be like chaotic.
56:50
SPEAKER_04: You need something to be like salty.
56:52
SPEAKER_04: And that to me is like that speaks to like gays who need like extreme sensory experiences to feel anything.
57:00
SPEAKER_01: I said no to because it's like because it's like it's too much.
57:02
SPEAKER_01: You know, she's giving you everything.
57:04
SPEAKER_01: Too much.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: That's it.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
57:06
SPEAKER_01: Seem too much.
57:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: And you're swaying me a little bit.
57:09
SPEAKER_01: And it's like an everything bagel is it's delicious.
57:13
SPEAKER_01: And so you like it, you want it, but it's like she's giving everything every time.
57:17
SPEAKER_01: It's like, come on, Diva.
57:18
SPEAKER_01: Like, can we?
57:18
SPEAKER_04: And the other bagels are like, oh, she's got she's giving everything.
57:21
SPEAKER_04: Like, yeah, they're exhausted.
57:22
SPEAKER_04: They're exhausted.
57:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's extra.
57:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
57:24
SPEAKER_05: I said cube for because of like the umbrella.
57:27
SPEAKER_05: It's like everything.
57:28
SPEAKER_05: That was what I was saying.
57:29
SPEAKER_05: But now I'm getting it.
57:30
SPEAKER_04: Maybe we're looking at it the wrong way, like the wrong way.
57:32
SPEAKER_04: That's you looking outside of yourself.
57:33
SPEAKER_04: Me and Mike are like, gay, gay, gay.
57:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:35
SPEAKER_04: But I'm seeing that.
57:36
SPEAKER_04: She's so extra.
57:37
SPEAKER_04: She's teamed too much.
57:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:39
SPEAKER_02: I too said cube because of umbrella.
57:41
SPEAKER_02: But I I I feel that there is like a queerness to an everything bagel.
57:48
SPEAKER_02: And that like I feel like a queer outfit is everything, like all the accessories.
57:56
SPEAKER_02: In a way more than like, I don't know, plain or like even like onion.
58:00
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
58:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
58:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:01
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I feel like Q is maybe a little bit more adventurous or like still kind of like defining.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
58:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
58:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
58:10
SPEAKER_01: No, I get that.
58:11
SPEAKER_02: What's everyone's um bagel order?
58:13
SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
58:14
SPEAKER_02: Fabulous question.
58:17
SPEAKER_02: I go completely plain.
58:20
SPEAKER_05: You like rice paper with bagels, everything bagel seasoning.
58:25
SPEAKER_05: Ice paper.
58:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
58:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're bad.
58:30
SPEAKER_05: Um I'm kind of queer.
58:32
SPEAKER_05: This is embarrassing, but like I love a pumpernickel bagel.
58:34
SPEAKER_05: I do.
58:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
58:36
SPEAKER_04: It's a pumpernickel everything.
58:37
SPEAKER_04: You know that it's like Pumpernickel everything.
58:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
58:43
SPEAKER_05: That's some Staten Island shit.
58:44
SPEAKER_05: I like pumpkin.
58:46
SPEAKER_01: I don't like pump with cream cheese.
58:48
SPEAKER_01: Ew.
58:49
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I could go either way.
58:50
SPEAKER_04: That's fine.
58:51
SPEAKER_04: With but with buttons.
58:53
SPEAKER_04: Salted butter though.
58:54
SPEAKER_04: You gotta butter it at home yourself.
58:56
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, not sweet butter, not like a cream butter.
58:58
SPEAKER_04: No, no.
58:59
SPEAKER_04: Sweet butter.
58:59
SPEAKER_04: I don't like it.
59:00
SPEAKER_04: No, an unsalted butter is sweet.
59:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's why it's like I feel like sometimes cream cheese can be too sweet, and I don't want sweetness with pumper nickel.
59:06
SPEAKER_01: I want I want savory with pumper nickel.
59:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that's real.
59:09
SPEAKER_01: If your butter.
59:10
SPEAKER_04: Like a scallion cream cheese, which that doesn't do anything to the flavor.
59:12
SPEAKER_04: I feel like it's more of a textured thing.
59:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I do, but I really have tried to give up on the onions.
59:17
SPEAKER_05: What about them?
59:18
SPEAKER_05: They're just, I feel like in my onion bagel.
59:20
SPEAKER_01: An onion bagel is cunt.
59:22
SPEAKER_01: In a picture of the colour.
59:22
SPEAKER_05: I know, but I really feel like I reek and it makes me like annoyed.
59:25
SPEAKER_05: Same.
59:25
SPEAKER_05: I love onions, but I really like in my I think we both kind of like gave it up.
59:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, it gives me they give me terrible heartburn and gas.
59:31
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
59:31
SPEAKER_01: No offense.
59:32
SPEAKER_01: Um, but really cool.
59:35
SPEAKER_05: Cool story to say out loud in public.
59:37
SPEAKER_05: We're all getting older.
59:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:39
SPEAKER_05: We're all getting older.
59:43
SPEAKER_02: Except for Jack's getting away.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, not you, Jack.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you go.
59:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:46
SPEAKER_02: I lost a year in the last hour, actually.
59:50
SPEAKER_01: Alright, so everything Magels are are gay queer.
59:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:53
SPEAKER_01: I mean queer, queer rising.
59:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we get that.
59:56
SPEAKER_02: Queer rising.
59:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:59
SPEAKER_05: Mike's neckerchief.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_05: God.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_05: Don't look.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_05: I actually don't know when I said it.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's the strategy.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just go.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_02: I really like that.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that does work.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_04: But if you guys did this with like with cord literature, I'm the strategy.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, wait, that's a good one.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_01: Britney dream with Victor.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_01: We should have Britney mics instead of handheld mics.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_01: For the game segment.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I love that.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_05: It's like Britney or the game segment.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna need to take a switch up costume change.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_01: We're all in red Britney.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_05: I love we love a B Spears mic here at the pod.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_04: Even Night of A hundred Britney's with some guests.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_02: Gina Vinna does give Brittany.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_05: Oh, she does 100.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_05: Richard Perez comic and lover, friend of the pod.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_05: Lover.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_05: Lover of the pod.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_05: We haven't yet.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_05: Uh said, I'm like Britney Spears.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_05: You are.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I should be offended by that, but I'm so complimentary.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think I've said like you're you're uh like Derek Barry is like a like a peak Britney Spears impersonator, but like you're a current Britney Spears.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_01: You're Britney now.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_01: So powerful.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_05: I'll still take it as a compliment.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_05: Uh no, yeah, I do, I I am, I'm I'm the Britney of Bridgewood.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_05: I usually say I'm the camera Diaz of Bridgewood.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_05: I I'm the Nicole Schearsinger of the Halls of the Halls Yell.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_06: You sure are.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_01: You write your answer, Nicole.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_01: Is it full rainbow?
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: It's uh just blue and green.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_01: Just blue and green.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay, that actually does change my answer.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_05: I know.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_05: The concept of it really is one thing for me, and then the color story.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_04: I'm glad it's not full rainbow.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_04: That would have been too much.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_06: He loves I don't bring up rainbow paddle bones.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_06: He loves pride, he loves Lisa Frank.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay, three, two, and one.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we're aligned.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_05: What is L slash T.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_01: L slash T.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's fully lesbian.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_05: Giving like stage magic.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's what I said.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_05: Like the concept of it is so lesbian, but like the color story is not.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, it well to me, to me, as the person who's wearing it, is like the color story isn't trans either.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_01: It's like the idea is gay, but the execution is lesbian.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yeah.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_04: It's like stage manager, train conductor.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_04: Yes, she's been working on the railroad.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_01: We're taking it all the live long day.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_02: Specifically this way that it's worn, really, I can only think of Hallie, one of Lindsay Lohan in Parent Trap.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_02: I feel like that's very like her vibe.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_05: It's like we should do that movie.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_05: It's also like with the shirt.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_05: It's like her punk.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_05: It's like a little movie.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_01: Chef or something, too.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: It's like female chef.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, with the shirt female.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_05: Thank you, Chef.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_05: Indeed.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_05: Totally.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_05: Wait, Hallie Parker.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_05: Hallie Parker.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_05: And Annie James.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_05: I think, yeah.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_05: I think we have a name in our like canon, like Halle Berry Parker.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_05: Where it's like a hyphen.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_05: I'm into that.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_05: Something for everyone.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_05: That movie is so good.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_05: That's when it was like the 90s, like high budge.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_05: They really like paste those out.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_01: She had a baby.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_01: Didn't Lindsay have a baby?
1:03:08
SPEAKER_01: Lindsay had a baby.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:03:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_05: Dina?
1:03:11
SPEAKER_01: She named her daughter Dina.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_01: No, Junior.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_05: Dina was born again somehow through her daughter.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_02: Her Instagram.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_02: Actually, the cutest thing in the world.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_02: Because she'll just post a selfie and be like, I hope you're having a nice day.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_02: Of Lindsay?
1:03:25
SPEAKER_02: Actually, so precious.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm ready for the Lohanesance.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_02: I think this is her name.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_05: I'm here for it.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_05: She looked incredible.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_05: Who knew like when you were huffy and bloated, you could like come back from that?
1:03:35
SPEAKER_01: I think she got a lift.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, she definitely got a face lift.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: Something a lift.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_01: Maybe and maybe like an early Ozempic prescription or something.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_01: Because it was overseas and she was able to like.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_04: Now all the girls get, they call it the I lift there's this YouTuber named Lori Hill, and she like is this woman, she like analyzes celebrity plastic surgery, and we'll do like a 14-minute video on like all the like facelifts that she allegedly thinks that like what did Kim Kardashian do to her eyes and all the girls now get what's called a ponytail lift.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, yeah.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_04: They do the incision up is in your hair.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_04: I want to do that.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_04: And it's like why Bella, it's like allegedly, why allegedly Bella Hadid looks how she does, but like you kind of start to look like pulled a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit like everybody like she she I want according to this this YouTuber, like everyone's gotten one.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I really want that because I hate Botox, the feeling of it.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_05: I'm so due for it, and I do get it, but um, I love it when it's like gone.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I love it, and it's because it's like worn off because I hate the feeling of like the tightness.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_05: I've never had it.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_05: I'm so excited.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_05: What?
1:04:28
SPEAKER_05: Get it.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_05: It's not Gen Z.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_02: Have you?
1:04:31
SPEAKER_02: I've been tempted, but I I haven't actually as an ice rink.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_02: You don't need nothing up there.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm older, I'm older than you.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_05: How do I put this?
1:04:40
SPEAKER_05: Go to hell.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_04: What?
1:04:41
SPEAKER_04: Am I I'm I'm older than you, aren't I?
1:04:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, I was gonna say.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_01: She's 42.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_01: She's 44.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_01: 61.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_01: Do I look older in drag than I need out of drag?
1:04:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, what do you look like in drag?
1:04:52
SPEAKER_01: Like, are is this a person?
1:04:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm 19.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_02: I was like, I don't know if I can make you quantify the age of like what I'm looking at.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_02: In a fabulous way, she's so easy to monster.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're a 19-year-old cartoon.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_01: Transcends the ages.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_01: Her beauty speaks to the ages.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_05: I'm a 19-year-old cartoon.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_05: I want to come out with a coloring book.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_05: Wouldn't that be funny?
1:05:13
SPEAKER_05: That'd be really funny.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_05: Really fun.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_05: Or holiday 24.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_05: But I probably look 40 and drag.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_05: Maybe young.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_05: 35?
1:05:20
SPEAKER_05: I mean, Gina's you have Milfi vibes.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_02: Like she's not young, Milfi vibes.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_05: Gina has children.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_05: Except children.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_05: Who I hate.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_05: But I'm nice too.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_05: Get Botox.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_05: Get Botox.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_05: Get Botox.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_05: No, I want the ponytail thing because like I can't.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_05: Ponytail lift.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_05: I can't deal.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_05: So I'm like, pull it all back.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_05: Give me a fox eye.
1:05:42
unknown: Yeah.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_05: As a guy.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_02: Have you done Botox as a label?
1:05:47
SPEAKER_02: Whore?
1:05:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh, as a as a whore.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_05: She's an addict.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_05: Oh, oh, oh.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_05: I thought you meant this whore.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_05: I was like, she's addicted.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_05: No, but that should be another.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_01: I haven't added since and just as long as you haven't had it.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_01: There you have it.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_01: We usually get it around the same time.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_01: Let's review the tape.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_01: You're on the same cycle of Botox.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_01: Um we both wanted it for like the same reason, which is like to try and like get our eyelids to like lift up and it doesn't work that way.
1:06:12
SPEAKER_01: To be worthy of love.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't work that way.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_01: It's almost the opposite.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Botox doesn't lift.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_05: Like they like it, you know when like loosening Botox is like that, but it doesn't.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_05: It drew it will droop your muscle.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_05: Which is not the tea.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_05: I'm not ready.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_05: I'm shocked you have it, you little bitch.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_05: Look at that.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_05: You're 36 on Friday.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I said it.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_05: 36.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_05: I'm angry now.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_00: Didn't you say it earlier?
1:06:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I did.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_04: Wait, should we do Botox?
1:06:42
SPEAKER_04: Let's do Botox.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_04: This is a this is a tough one.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_04: This is a tough.
1:06:45
SPEAKER_04: Not filler, Botox.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_01: Botox.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_01: Filler.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_01: Filler up.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_04: Bit it out, Gina.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_05: I never do.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_01: Cool swallow joke.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_01: Cool swallow joke, Gina.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_05: Gina?
1:07:03
SPEAKER_05: Is it Gina or Gina?
1:07:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm asking myself that.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_01: We'll never know.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_01: We'll never know.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, ready.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_01: Ready.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_01: Three, two, one, reveal.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_05: Tom, you and I are aligned.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_05: We're having sex.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_05: Literally.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_05: Both.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_05: We're breaking off.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_02: I love that we just spelled ABBA.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_05: No, whenever that happens, we have a dance break.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_05: It's like confetti.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_05: My confetti can't sound not bad.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_05: No, this is really good.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_05: Not good.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_05: Not good.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_04: I said A because like Bo talks me.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_04: There's like a like like uh what's the word?
1:07:41
SPEAKER_04: Like anhedonia.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_04: It's like the absence of feeling.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_04: It's like the deadening of emotion, which to me is like the deadening of libido.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, well, then you just don't want anything to happen.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think that's I'm sort of I'm on the same tip.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_01: It's like it's it's cold, it's frosty, it's frozen in time.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's it doesn't it doesn't care who you are, it's gonna do the same thing no matter what.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just it's doing its job.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_01: It's like don't touch me.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_02: When a we're we're talking like asexual, not like aromantic or something like that.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, I never heard of aromantic.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_01: It may maybe it's more aromantic.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_02: That's very gen Z of me to put it.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: Yes, thank you.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: I think I think it maybe it is more aromantic than asexual or both.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_01: Or both.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_01: I think it's both.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_05: And it's very Gen Z of me to say if you're asexual, that's okay.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_05: And we love you.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_05: And we don't mean to be derogatory.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_05: Not that you guys aren't.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_01: This is we're not saying it's derogatory.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_05: I always hear it.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_05: I'm always like, every answer I make, I'm like, it sounds derogatory.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_02: We also are talking about a concept.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_02: We also are talking about it.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a chemical, even.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_04: The Botox people, we're gonna get letters from the Botox people.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I know, literally.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_02: Why did you say B?
1:08:48
SPEAKER_05: I just feel like it's kind of just for like everyone, and I think it's like a shared experience of wanting to look young and tight.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think the same thing.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_02: I was I feel I feel like Botox like does want to like play with everybody.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_05: Definitely.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_01: But I feel like everyone wants to play with Botox, but Botox doesn't care doesn't really want to play with you.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't really care.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:09:11
SPEAKER_01: Like that's sort of why I feel like it's asexual, where it's like they it's not erotic.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_01: They don't get anything out of it from you.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_01: You get it all from that.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_04: Whereas filler, I feel like filler is meant to like like make you feel engorged or filler and like make new lines.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_04: Whereas like Botox, it's like it's like say like that.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, filler's gaddy don't age.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_04: Filler's like, I want to be in or trans.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_01: Filler is like, yeah, filler's stretch me out trans.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_01: Filler's stretch me out daddy.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_01: Filler's kind of like kinky.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_01: It's like yeah, yeah.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_05: Noise.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_05: Well, should we switch to counterpunt or is this I mean, we ended on Aba, that's kind of iconic.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_05: That is kind of iconic.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_01: Um, we could switch to counterpunt.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_01: Should we take a little mini mini break?
1:09:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll take a mini mini break.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay, we'll take a mini mini break and we'll come back and do counterpunt and then and then and we'll wrap it up.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_05: And maybe I'll relapse on weed.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay, tonight's the ninth.
1:10:01
unknown: Woo!
1:10:01
SPEAKER_05: On camera.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_05: Like dark.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_05: Be right back.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_05: Lou and Deliceps like drinking like into the camera.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_05: That's dark.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_05: And we're back.
1:10:17
SPEAKER_05: We're not talking about my name, for sure.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_01: So we are back, and we're gonna play a quick round of Cunter Punt.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_01: Do we need to explain it to you guys?
1:10:25
SPEAKER_01: I feel like you get it.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_01: I get it.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_01: Fan of the show, anyway.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_01: Fan of the show, fan of Tudor Boot.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think we all know what the what the bad.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna start off with clam chowder.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, cunt down.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_01: Cunt 100%.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_01: I I'm not a fan of clam chowder, but I can I can give it cunt.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_01: Like I get that it's cunt.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_05: And are we all thinking white?
1:10:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, literally.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_01: Staten Island too?
1:10:47
SPEAKER_04: Well, no, I was thinking, well, Angela and I have experience in Newport, Rhode Island before, which was where I had clam chowder, and also like I remember um raw clam.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_04: Like I it was like I wasn't really like a clam.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_04: Oysters, I mean oysters.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_04: And there was like the opportunity to have like Newport, Rhode Island oysters, and they were fabulous.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_04: They were fabulous.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_05: That was fabulous.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_05: They are fabulous in Rhode Island.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_05: The Ocean State.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_05: The Ocean State.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_05: But clam chowder.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_05: And or in Bushwick.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_05: It's the two spots.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's the only place you can go to the show.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you gotta.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_05: Bushwick loves to like have offer oysters.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_05: It's like dollar oyster.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_05: Are these coming from?
1:11:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm curious where you found these.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_02: The Gowanas Canal.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_02: Literally.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_02: Not good.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_05: We can only hope this like breaks open on the next earthquake and we are.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_01: Get sucked down into the water.
1:11:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that'd be amazing.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_05: We always say, like, we're gonna probably be together when there's like a really corny tragedy like happening.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_01: Like after the earthquake, they repaved uh like chronologically, like there was that night when they were repaving the street and they towed our cars.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_05: Like try to hook up with one of the pavers.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_01: We were we were here and like the whole building was shaking and we were like editing something, and we were like, What I was like, like what is happening?
1:12:03
SPEAKER_01: And you're like, I'll go outside and look and see if something is like it's like it was going on.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I'm like, don't panic, but like our cars are gone.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_01: It's like of course we're like hunched over a computer, like trying to crank out a project like the day the building is collapsing.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, we are gonna be together when the but it'll be so funny.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_04: Imagine like when if I know we'll look at each other and be like, wow, we're we'll look at each other.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_01: We'll be so annoyed.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_01: We'll be last looks, but in a different way.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we'll be we'll be so annoyed.
1:12:29
SPEAKER_05: I'll be like, Are you serious?
1:12:30
SPEAKER_05: I it better be like Spider-Man um one, Samurami.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_05: When Aunt May is uh No.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_05: That's one, that's one, that's one.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_05: No, when um Kirsten Dunce is in a mandarin collar dress.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_05: That's one, yeah.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, one.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_05: And like the styrofoam like balcony like took breaks, and she's like, Yeah.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_05: Silent.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_05: Add in the scream.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_05: No, and post it back.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_05: Anyways, enough about Spider-Man one, two, and three.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_01: So Clam Chatter's cunt, I think we can all agree.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_05: What about Spider-Man?
1:13:05
SPEAKER_05: Spider-Man, Spider-Man's cunt.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_05: Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a little bit.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_05: Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is fucking cunt.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_05: First one kind of.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_05: Spider-Man 2 is amazing.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_05: It's a great movie that stands alone.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_05: Like not just a good sequel, it's just so good.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_04: Well, that Toby Maguire, like uh, when he is transformed and looks in the mirror with no shirt on, and he's very petite but muscular and informative for some of us.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_01: That was a powerful anime.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_01: When he's like sure gizzing out of his wrists, and he's like, what the fuck's anime's bedroom getting blown to bits.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_05: Iconic.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_00: She's like, deliverance.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_05: I have nieces and nephews, and one time we took my niece to uh hibachi, and uh we thought she'd love it, my niece Joanna, and like when it's like the the flame kind of built up, she literally started crying, and like it literally was like deliberates.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_05: That's what it was.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_05: It was Aunt May, like and it won't event.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_05: Those eyes.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_05: Those are horrible.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_05: It's just hibachi.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_01: You we gotta have to uh put like a um like a bug on the screen when you talk about nieces and nephews because it happens every episode.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_05: It's our only following.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they have cable.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_05: Cable access.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're on cable.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and yeah, they're uh aspiring to become teenage dentists.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_05: There we go.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_05: Callback.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, someone else tossed it in the ring, huh?
1:14:31
SPEAKER_01: Um I I I have one, but it's sort of like half-baked.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_01: It's like like being called like being called stud, like via text.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_01: Counterpunt.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:14:43
SPEAKER_01: Like if someone's like hey stud.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, what?
1:14:46
SPEAKER_01: Like like if you're if you're like texting with somebody like you're flirting and it's like they're like hey stud.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm fine with it.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_02: I'll kind of see.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm fine with it, which I hate the middle ground between kind and pint.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
1:14:56
SPEAKER_02: I know there's no nunt.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_02: You can't, there's no nut.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're we're hard binary here.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we believe in hard binary.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_02: But I guess by default, I guess by default, kind, but like if someone, if someone were like hey stud to me, I wouldn't be like kind.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_02: I would like respond in that manner.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_05: I do love being called like a king.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, king is I don't like king.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_05: It well, because like I never get king.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_04: I am a queen, so I'm like, yeah, I don't like king.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_04: Straight men in business like straight men will say like boss or or buddy or bitch face or faggot.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_02: Fruit, you fruit.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: Bro, uh all of the ones you just listed are so punt to me.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:15:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_02: It actually it feels it feels like an attack.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_02: Like a straight man calling you bro is actually the most like insane thing they could do to you.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_05: I totally agree.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_01: Did you see that tweet that was like uh bro is sis?
1:15:57
SPEAKER_01: Like like when you say sis, like hey, say this, like that's bro.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_01: When you say like goat, that's mother.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_01: Like there's like a like a weird.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's a straight to gay translation.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love that.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_01: That's women.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_01: Like uh, like let's go is is like yes.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_01: Like, let's go!
1:16:12
SPEAKER_06: Let's fucking go.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_01: Baby girlina.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_01: That's dad question mark?
1:16:18
SPEAKER_01: Dude.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_01: Uh dude.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_01: Duder.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_01: I guess like my like pivot from that is like, yeah, I think like maybe stud isn't necessarily like cunt to be called, but like I think it's so hot when someone when like someone says like hey, sexy.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_01: Like I because I think it's like I say that.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because like like I want to be sexy, like I don't want to be told I'm sexy.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_01: Like I think it's great.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_01: No, for sure.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: I throw that out there.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: I like I throw it out.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_01: I say hey sexy because it's like boy girl.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_02: I like Hottie too.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_02: Hottie is really fun.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_02: That's fun.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_02: Hottie also feels very like Y2K.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_02: Very seventh, eighth grade.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Hottie.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_02: For some of us.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_02: Hottie.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_03: Jack's in seventh grade.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_03: That was his name's in kindergarten.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_03: I just graduated.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_03: Jackson's kindergarten.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_05: I've got one.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_05: French French onion soup.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_05: Did someone sure?
1:17:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's cunt for me.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_05: 100%.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_05: Ray.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_05: I have two.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_05: But I guess they all just go one after the other.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_05: Veneers at a young age.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_05: Punt.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_05: Punt.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_02: Big punt.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_00: Well, it depends on how to do that.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, how young.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_02: Gina absolutely says cunt.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_02: And I respect her for it.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_05: I want a full set.
1:17:29
SPEAKER_02: It's a punt for me.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, veneers at a young age, it's it's uh tricky because it's like, are they good veneers at a young age?
1:17:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, if you spend like$100,000, no one knows that they're veneers.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_04: You mean like obvious veneers?
1:17:39
SPEAKER_04: No, I just mean veneers at a young age.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_04: Like if you need them, get them.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_04: I mean.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_04: What about me?
1:17:45
SPEAKER_05: No, you have beautiful teeth.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_05: Beautiful teeth, though.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_05: File them down, get rid of our little points, and just No, I want where do you see my taste in veneers is incredible.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_05: When don't touch me.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_05: Um where do you guys see who I'm gonna be working with?
1:17:59
SPEAKER_05: Then don't you worry, like so wait, it's already mapped out.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_02: It's in the works.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_05: Oh because it is on the on in a roll of deck.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, literally.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_05: It's a retainer.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_02: Just on hold for those.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_00: Unintended.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_00: It's a tooth, it's a retainer.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_05: Wait, remember?
1:18:16
SPEAKER_05: Um retainers were like clear glitter.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, of course.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_05: Blue glitter.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, of course.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_05: Any sort of clear color.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_04: I had like an Invisalign retainer, like an early Invisalign retainer, and I like it like put like languished in some like cabinet in my childhood bedroom for years.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_04: And then one time I was home from college and I found it, and I was like, ooh, what happens if I put it on?
1:18:34
SPEAKER_04: And it like snapped black into place and it hurt so much.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_04: Because my teeth had like moved.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_04: It was the most painful thing.
1:18:42
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_04: What happens if I put this on?
1:18:44
SPEAKER_04: And it literally went like it's not a time portal.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_04: Like it's not-I don't know.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_04: I thought it, I don't know.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_04: I thought we'd just go back to the code.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_05: It does look magical if it's glitter clear or like blue blue galaxy.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: I my case was blue.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_01: It was blue galaxy.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_01: I had a blue galaxy case too.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_04: It's like tit at the lunch table, setting down a paper towel and being like, oh my god.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_02: So gross.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_02: That's punch.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say I kick out my fucking home.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_02: I kind of think that's kind of I think I think the idea of wearing non-Invisalign in the year of our Lord 2024 is maybe one of the cuntiest thing you could possibly do.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, like braces are back.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_02: Braces are back.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know so many people with Invisalign.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_04: And everyone says that they lose weight on it because like you basically just aren't supposed to eat.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_04: You like you to have to take them out as a hassle, so people just like stop snacking.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, wow.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_02: That's what I need.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_02: Ramifications.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_02: I need Invisalign.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_02: Your teeth are so beautiful.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your teeth are beautiful.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
1:19:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_05: File them.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_05: Gina.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_05: Get rid of them.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_05: What was your other one?
1:19:35
SPEAKER_05: Uh concealed cabinets.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_05: Like.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_05: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_05: Got that.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_05: Um we can't say that.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_05: Refrigerator that's concealed as a cabinet.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I can't tell.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's expensive.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_05: It's very, it's money.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_05: It's money, honey.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_05: But I'm just like, I don't know.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_05: Custom.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_04: Custom refrigerator.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_02: I str I struggle with this one too.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, what do you want?
1:19:59
SPEAKER_02: It's just like a not a white.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_02: You want a white refrigerator?
1:20:01
SPEAKER_02: Almost with magnets?
1:20:03
SPEAKER_05: Not a white refrigerator.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we do.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_05: Some of us do.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, yeah.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_02: Take me back.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm a nostalgist.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_01: Ultimately, like I want to know where the fridge is.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:20:11
SPEAKER_01: Or like a stainless steel fridge.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_01: Sure, yeah.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm on the fence though, because like I can never decide, and this is why I'm actually bringing it to the table because I don't know.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_05: Because like I love like trans and money and like it's a trend.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_05: Well, you're remodeling your kitchen, is what you're saying.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_05: This is our kitchen.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_05: I'm like really veneers at a young age or granite at a young age.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_05: That's kind of hard.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_05: There it is.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_05: It's really tough.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_05: And at granite veneers.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_06: Wow, okay.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_06: Well, is there a difference?
1:20:34
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_02: I will say, I okay, I'm changing my tune.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_02: I do think it is kind.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_02: I think tell I'm struggling with it as well, but there is something so kind about like looking at someone like a clean wall and someone being like, actually, all of this is storage that is actually we have a hundred.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_04: But it depends on what the cabinet material is too.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_04: Hello.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_04: Like you have to go in so many directions.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_04: There could be like an ugly white cabinet refrigerator that I would not.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't sign off on that.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_05: It's definitely like money, like it's money.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's cut, it's cut.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_05: But I but there's gotta be a stylish fridge in 2024, like for the rich, that doesn't need to be like we made into a cabinet.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_05: My boss um got his you go clear fridge.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_02: I I think clear fridge is kind, to be honest.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_02: It has to look beautiful.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_02: It has to look beautiful.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_02: It can be done by jobs so easily, and most of them are.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, you need it that needs to be stocked with colas.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_02: You look in it just like one bottle of white water.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_05: No one's having that and they're rich.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_02: Uh that's what I'm saying though, is that like the idea of like a nice fridge in a rich person's house is so silly because it's like you don't even use that.
1:21:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_02: A clear fridge, what are you looking in it for?
1:21:42
SPEAKER_02: You're just gonna bark at someone else to make something for you.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_01: Look at Dream.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_05: Make something for us.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_05: Um with a paill, uh really fast.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_05: But a fridge, a frid a clear fridge does get s creepy, or like uh it gets very like MTV cribs.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_05: It probably the the glass probably gets covered in the city.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_05: Is MTV cribs?
1:22:01
SPEAKER_01: Wait, remember that like fake TikTok trend that went around for like one second where it was like does like making like a like a uh decorating the inside of your fridge so it was like aesthetic?
1:22:10
SPEAKER_01: No, like you would put like you know, like a candelabra like inside.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_05: That fucking sucks.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it fucking sucks.
1:22:16
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's it's not a real thing, it just like became a trend because it was like people were pretending it was real and then like people would copy it online or whatever.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_01: People need to get a grip.
1:22:22
SPEAKER_01: People need to get a fucking grip.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_01: I have like eggs on a Persian carpet in there.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_01: It's just a mini, a mouthpad.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay, how about this?
1:22:29
SPEAKER_01: TikTok contrapunt.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_02: That's a really good one.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_02: Punt triple punt.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_05: I don't know if you can say it.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_02: I I do still think it's kinda it is fully messing with my sleep schedule in a way that's so toxic, and yeah, I'm still like lovey kid.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_02: Don't ever change.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, she's so fun.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_05: I'm just jealous, or I don't know it, and I can't get involved, but I'm on it and I don't do it.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_05: I think if it gets scares me, it's like enough.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_05: Enough is enough.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_05: For some of us oldies, you know what I mean?
1:22:57
SPEAKER_05: It's like the hell.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_05: Some people are still like, are you on Snap?
1:23:00
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I can't be on everything.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_05: Okay, no, it's too much.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_04: I yeah.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_04: There's only so much of you to go around.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_05: But are you guys on Snap?
1:23:06
SPEAKER_05: Is SnapCont or Punt?
1:23:08
SPEAKER_04: Big Punt.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_04: Big Punt.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_04: I don't think I've used it.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_04: I don't even think it's on my phone anymore, to be honest.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I've got it.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_04: I deleted it.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_04: Do the kids do like does Gen Z use it?
1:23:14
SPEAKER_00: I feel like there's this like segment.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, there's a segment of like gay kind of hookup culture where it's like, are you on Snap?
1:23:19
SPEAKER_01: Because like that's no, just send me the picture.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_01: The content is so punt.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_05: It's what are you saying?
1:23:26
SPEAKER_05: Ephemeral?
1:23:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_02: Is that fleeting?
1:23:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, expiring photos.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_02: Ephemeral content.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_02: Total punt 100%.
1:23:33
unknown: Yeah.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_02: The internet's over.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_02: It's overheating.
1:23:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_05: What do you call those photos on the grinder when they go away?
1:23:40
SPEAKER_05: Disappearing photos.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she's like, get out of here.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_05: You never remember.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_05: You can't see through the back of the set that isn't an exit.
1:23:47
unknown: Yeah.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just look at send the pick.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_05: It's like, yeah.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_05: I already forgot what you look like.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_02: Forget it.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_02: People used to say that like being gay, like, how brave.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, at this point, like, you're not even gonna send like a naked photo of yourself in the screen.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, what's the point if of of all this?
1:24:04
SPEAKER_01: Of all this.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_05: You're not gonna send a nude forever.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_05: Um speaking of concealed refrigerators, I had a really, really weird dream that I haven't told you about.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_05: It's weird.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_05: So you were at my place and you wanted to platonically cuddle.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_01: So I was like, I'm already afraid.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_05: Fine.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_05: Which is like not something you would never want to actually do.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_05: But we so we I was like, sure, okay, I'll I guess I will.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_05: And then while we were, my roommate, I have a roommate now, installed four refrigerators.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_05: Over the course of the time that we were cuddling?
1:24:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, which can only mean like I think she's a burden.
1:24:43
SPEAKER_05: And I don't.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_05: Berline, if you're listening, I think you're great and very chill and like four?
1:24:47
SPEAKER_05: It's a match, yeah.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's whatever reason.
1:24:49
SPEAKER_02: So, like, what is the psychology of that?
1:24:51
SPEAKER_02: I completely lost the thread before the dream.
1:24:53
SPEAKER_05: Four stainless steel refrigerators.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_05: Was there anything in them?
1:24:56
SPEAKER_05: I don't know, but it just was like, I think it was like, oh, it's a burden.
1:24:59
SPEAKER_05: She's a burden.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_05: She's like, sorry, were you annoyed?
1:25:01
SPEAKER_05: No, you're not, but isn't that true?
1:25:02
SPEAKER_05: Were you annoyed by the refrigerator?
1:25:03
SPEAKER_05: Were you like, oh, this is great?
1:25:05
SPEAKER_05: No, I was do you want an extra three refrigerators in your apartment?
1:25:10
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_05: No, no, it was really bad.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_05: It was it was burden vibes.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_05: I think that was the psychology behind it all.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_05: But isn't that so weird?
1:25:15
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, very weird.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_05: Where does that come from?
1:25:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:25:18
SPEAKER_05: Berlin, I love you, sweetie.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_05: You're fine.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_02: In real life, you're doing great in the lobby of my building right now.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_02: My uh my building management is kind of shit.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_02: No surprise.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_02: And my downstairs neighbor needed to get rid of the fridge because it was broken, and it is just sitting in our vestibule and has been there for a good five days.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_02: If you're hearing this, Berlin.
1:25:39
SPEAKER_02: It's my roommate.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_03: You have to like walk through the fridge, it's like a speakeasy.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_03: Like oh wow, that's incredible.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_05: I hate speakeasies.
1:25:47
SPEAKER_05: Speakeasies are such a speakeasies are kind.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_05: I mean, punt for me.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_05: Straight people love speakeasies.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, punt.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, because straight people craveest thing of all they crave secrecy.
1:25:56
SPEAKER_01: They want to feel like they've they found a hidden gem in the world so they can invent this like theme park version of it.
1:26:03
SPEAKER_05: Whereas like I feel yeah, I just always think they're still so straight.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's so side-eye.
1:26:09
SPEAKER_05: But like a good one, there like the concept of it actually could be fierce.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_05: If it's done right, but it's like four.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like there are secret clubs.
1:26:15
SPEAKER_01: There are secret clubs.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_05: Tom's doing because of a speak easy wedding that he's been planning for fucking 20 years.
1:26:21
SPEAKER_05: I just changed my venue now.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:26:23
SPEAKER_05: That's how I feel about like um uh like Roaring 20s, like New Year's Eve party.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's so done.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_05: So done, so fun.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_05: And I wonder if it gets it right either.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_05: I'm like that's why it could be the cuntest thing of all time if like the right people threw that party, but they never will.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_05: It's like your stash.
1:26:41
SPEAKER_05: I'm bleeding on the package.
1:26:42
SPEAKER_05: That's all I have to say.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_05: There's also like so yeah, I have four fridges.
1:26:46
SPEAKER_05: I love thinking about you.
1:26:47
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I see.
1:26:48
SPEAKER_05: I can tell, I can tell, honey.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_00: I can tell.
1:26:57
SPEAKER_02: I am thinking now a lot about speakeasies.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_02: I hate that speakeys are always like you go into a phone booth and then you like type this now.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, TikTok is so funny.
1:27:06
SPEAKER_02: I hate that I'm mentioning it.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_02: I love that they're like, if you get off the L train at first desk and walk down three blocks and go into this bizarre hot dog shop and open a phone booth door and knock three times, and like you actually go and like you like understand what this place is, and you like go and you're like, oh, this actually isn't that at all.
1:27:25
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, you like people are like nervously entering, like the entryway to them is so cringe, it's it's never cunt.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_02: They want that's part of it too, is that it wants to be cunt so bad, but it's so cringe so quick that it's the fastest cunt in the world.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_04: Epcot center, it's very like yeah, and everything is.
1:27:42
SPEAKER_04: But I'm gonna say Epcot is cunt for me.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_04: Epcot cunt for me too.
1:27:45
SPEAKER_04: Even Epcot is cunt for me too.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_04: Ecco is c'ent for me, but the idea of it's like it's it's like a a performing business.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_04: It's like not actually what it is.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_00: So it's like but also like something fake speak easy.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes so sometimes cool places are for cool people, you know.
1:27:57
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:27:57
SPEAKER_01: It's like so if you're literally going to like the theme park for Version of a speakeasy, and like you're like, oh that's supposed to be here.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_01: It's like, yeah, maybe you're not supposed to be here.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't know.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_04: Is that is that cunti me to say it's like no, it's like you're not actually breaking any laws, there's no prohibition, like whatever.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_04: Like, is this like unless it's like zoning or whatever?
1:28:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_05: Congratulations.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_05: There's no real speakeasies anymore.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_01: I mean, well, I guess not.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_01: There's probably like gay sex speakeasies though.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_04: That's like the yeah.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:28:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:28:26
SPEAKER_05: We remember actually, didn't we get like a secret uh text to go to a gaga party way back when?
1:28:31
SPEAKER_05: When it was art pop?
1:28:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh, the bar the bar the art cop ball?
1:28:34
SPEAKER_01: That was like get on the barge and go.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_01: I did not get any sex.
1:28:37
SPEAKER_05: I didn't get that text.
1:28:38
SPEAKER_05: I thought you went to that.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_05: I thought you No.
1:28:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_05: You fucked someone else that night, Angela.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_05: That wasn't me.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_05: That wasn't me.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_05: That wasn't it.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_05: It was an animal inanimate object.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_05: Again.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_05: Damn it.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_05: Um wait, I had some the worst speakeasy I've ever gone to was in New York.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_05: Uh it was for someone's birthday.
1:28:56
SPEAKER_05: Yes straight.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_05: Um first of all, I was with Pat at the time.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_05: He almost didn't get in because he had shorts on.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_05: I was like, hold on, it's New York.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_05: You can literally I'm like, these are next season.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_05: They were But you know what I mean?
1:29:08
SPEAKER_05: It's like you can't tell someone they can't wear shorts.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_05: Well, I guess.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
1:29:12
SPEAKER_05: It's like that's not a thing in New York.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_05: And then second of all, every drink was served in a nursing home style coffee.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I went there once.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_05: I know exactly the place you're talking about.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_05: Everyone was spilling their drinks.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_05: Like I'm talking like on the rocks, like a margarita, like in a grayish ceramic like diner coffee cup.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_05: Coffee cup in the country.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_05: And if you got a shot of something, it was in an espresso cup.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_05: It was awful.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_05: Everyone was spilling their drink.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_05: It was like, this is a bust, guys.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_05: This is so awful.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that so?
1:29:41
SPEAKER_04: It's bad.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_05: No, I remember that place is terrible.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I of all the like of all the creative glassware choices that could have been made, to like be like, I'm gonna give you a ceramic mug from every diner USA.
1:29:54
SPEAKER_02: Like, I I don't even get diner at nursing home.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh it was like wide.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_05: Wide like one of the ones like wide, like on the rock.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_05: You don't put ice in that, sweetie, ever.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_05: What the fuck?
1:30:04
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, that happened.
1:30:06
SPEAKER_05: And I love whose party it was, so I don't blame them for keeping it anon.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:30:11
SPEAKER_05: But yeah.
1:30:12
SPEAKER_01: The only speakeasy I've ever been to was the it's the one in Rhode Island that's like behind the lingerie store.
1:30:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, strap the tape.
1:30:19
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_01: It's like me as a flapper, like in a ton of speakeasies.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_02: 35 million.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm 140 years old.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:30
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
1:30:32
SPEAKER_01: Invented prohibition.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_01: I was pro-prohibition back in the day.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, enough.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_01: Um okay.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think maybe that's it.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_01: It's a good thing.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this has been so lovely.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_05: So fun game.
1:30:45
SPEAKER_05: Thanks for having me.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_05: Get the fuck out.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_05: No, I will say final country thought.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_05: Um anyone?
1:30:51
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for having us.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_04: This is so fun.
1:30:53
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for coming.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_04: This is a fun show.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_05: It's fun to listen to, it's fun to watch.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_05: It's um not fun to be on.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_05: Not fun to be on.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_05: Don't this has been a really been funny.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_02: Do not say yes.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:31:04
SPEAKER_04: This has been a great imposition, a terrible ordeal, and um you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_06: Yes to us!
1:31:13
SPEAKER_05: I cannot wait to meet your legal team.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_06: It's year war.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there you go.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_05: Gina's no Gina needs a pinstripe button.
1:31:22
SPEAKER_05: No, completely.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_05: Gina is a paralegal.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_01: Like she does a lot of the clerical work at the law office.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_01: She's thinking about law school, but not making any moves.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_05: It's in her lore that she's a paralegal.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_05: My briefcase is like the green goblin glider.
1:31:35
SPEAKER_05: I'm like delivered! So well, uh thank you for coming.
1:31:43
SPEAKER_05: Thank you for coming.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_01: Thank you for listening, watching, scratching, and sniffing.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh, should uh where can people find you if you want if you want to be found?
1:31:49
SPEAKER_02: Gorge.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_02: Uh you can find me on Instagram at bald bimbo baby.
1:31:53
unknown: Bye.
1:31:53
SPEAKER_04: You can find me on Instagram at the Christopher Street Reader or Mother Disco M Y C.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_01: See you there.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_01: And see you next Tuesday on the Big Hunty Couch.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_05: Bye.