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OFF THE RECORD: This is not radio friendly.... · Flava Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacis Zura and
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's off the Record.
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  Speaker 2: What's your record?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to off the Record.
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  Speaker 2: You're with State and Azurra and we are.
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  Speaker 1: Here to talk about some you know, some some juicy stuff.
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  Speaker 2: This I'm not sure this is ready friendly.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but this is slightly different because it's off
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  Speaker 3: the record. Everybody, don't go using it. It's off the record. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So but it's you've got to have the context here
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  Speaker 3: of my dad, who's super random, right. My dad is
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  Speaker 3: now sixty nine years old, but not your typical dad.
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  Speaker 3: So just you know, for instance, he is someone who
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  Speaker 3: likes to go, oh look she might be she's the fourth.
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  Speaker 3: She'll be the fourth Missus Daniels if she plays your
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  Speaker 3: cards right, because super married three times right on play
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  Speaker 3: play on player player had me when he was eighteen. Also,
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  Speaker 3: you know, kind of the guy. He loves the party.
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  Speaker 3: He loves to even now even now, yeah even now, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: even out and I mean he can't like he does
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  Speaker 3: have one health asue that means he's not supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be doing it as much.
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  Speaker 2: But now he likes to be breaking dawn. Guy.
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  Speaker 3: He likes to bring and he likes to bring backing
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  Speaker 3: tracks so that he can sing at a party.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, okay, yeah, so there's some.
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  Speaker 3: Context, but he is you know, he's got a random
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  Speaker 3: sense of humor as well.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: So Stace showed me a photo of a note that
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  Speaker 1: her her father had left the grandchildren.
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  Speaker 3: He said, in mind, yeah, my twelve year old and
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  Speaker 3: my sixteen year olds, they were yeah, they they didn't
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  Speaker 3: come when I went on the school drop off to
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  Speaker 3: go and take my nephews to Kuda because I wanted to,
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  Speaker 3: and they were like two really not doing it because
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  Speaker 3: they were they were on having a day off. So
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  Speaker 3: my dad writes this note, you know, mostly about you
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  Speaker 3: help yourself to breakfast. This is where we've gone. You
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  Speaker 3: can have anything, there's the tyson bar blah blah, and
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  Speaker 3: help yourself to anything. He underlines anything you want and
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  Speaker 3: he goes ps not the drugs.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like he's their granddad and they're so young,
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  Speaker 1: your children, and that's it's so funny that you know
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  Speaker 1: anything but the drugs. And he probably wrote that like ha, Zanger,
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  Speaker 1: I nailed there. I am so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I am the funniest granddaddy. Ever, they're gonna call itself
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  Speaker 2: granddad by the way. But there's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna read that and they're gonna go, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: he is just hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually they did that, so I found out about it.
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  Speaker 3: My twelve year old goes, Cuarto Pops is so funny.
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  Speaker 3: She's laughing at you.
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  Speaker 2: So you're twelve years old?
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  Speaker 3: She goes, yeah, seen a booker, got that quarter pops Like,
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  Speaker 3: he's so funny. Yeah, when you're twelve, still hits. But
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  Speaker 3: when you've heard it literally hundreds of times, how we
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  Speaker 3: get it, Dad, we get it.
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  Speaker 1: So it's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so she thought so as well. So luckily
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  Speaker 3: he's found his audience. So that's great.
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  Speaker 2: Twelve year olds? Yeah, what about the sixteen year old?
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  Speaker 1: Was that funny to her?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she bothered to read it, but she
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  Speaker 2: didn't care at all.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, it's funny though, because you know, like you have
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  Speaker 3: parents like that, and you go, oh, so they'll be
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  Speaker 3: so lax with you, and you know he'll be funny,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like as I say it, likes to party,
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  Speaker 3: all of those kind of things. But then came crashing
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  Speaker 3: down on me, like as a teenager. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't allowed to be the party person or something and
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  Speaker 3: quite often thank yeah, I know, but you have like
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  Speaker 3: the opposites and yeah, you're right, because my sister lived
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  Speaker 3: with him when she was a teenager, and he was
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  Speaker 3: particularly going out and pattying. As he said, you know,
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  Speaker 3: some of the things he'd did not that great because
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  Speaker 3: he'd like get my brother was living in a different
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  Speaker 3: pla at his mum's house, and he'd like texted him
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  Speaker 3: to meet him after a long lunch, you know that
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  Speaker 3: kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, living a bit of locus styles.
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  Speaker 3: But my sister was the kind of teenager holding it
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  Speaker 3: down at home while he was really in that mode.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is like when people life crisis. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I you know, I have a friend's dad who
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  Speaker 1: went through the same thing. He had a mid life crisis.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he used to take us out and you know,
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  Speaker 1: because we being eighteen nineteen twenty, that's fun. We want
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  Speaker 1: to go out. You're trying to tell me there's an
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  Speaker 1: adult with us that we trust that is paying for
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  Speaker 1: our taxis, he's buying us strengths and we get home
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  Speaker 1: each night. Oh and if you know, if there was
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  Speaker 1: you know an event, you know, we'd get our own
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  Speaker 1: hotel room. It was absolutely fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hang out the movie life.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly and I'm like, what you're doing, bro, what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing bro? But also he's through that now, he's through
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  Speaker 1: that now. It's quite funny. I'm like, we didn't see
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  Speaker 1: it from a midlife crisis, and isn't it funny? I
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  Speaker 1: would assume when you're going through one, you don't see
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  Speaker 1: it until afterwards in the dust settles and you're like, shit,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a midlife I was in a midlife crisis.
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  Speaker 3: What happens as you get texted on your mates like
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  Speaker 3: I am right now going are you away?
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  Speaker 2: Am I having a crisis? Am I having a midlife crisis?
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  Speaker 2: Is this is a midlife crisis? So if you're asking
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  Speaker 2: the question, potentially the signs of the yoh.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to Stace, Azora and Charlie's Off the Record.
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